Opinion
The Exposed Turnbuckle: Carmella is Awful(ly Good)

by: Mike Neon
I’ll admit, I was a little hesitant at first when the IIconics debuted on Smackdown Live, pummeled Charlotte Flair, and Carmella ran down to cash in the “Money In The Bank” briefcase. If you read this column on a regular basis, you know that treachery is my “drug of choice”, but I couldn’t help but wonder how Carmella who mostly seemed like a “background player” to me would handle the biggest spotlight in the women’s division on one of the biggest stages in professional wrestling.
Now, as we head into Summer Slam, after multiple successful title defenses and months of shining in the spotlight, I have never been more sure of the fact that “Mella is Money.” The “Staten Island Princess” has taken her “moonwalking, trash talking,” act to a whole new level, that even I had not anticipated.
She is a like a Lodi Valley Cabernet-Zinfandel circa 2013 (which was just a prime year for red wines from northern California) a perfect blend. The best parts of “old school” heel and “new age” Internet troll, coming together in a way that makes modern day sports entertainment so enjoyable for a great many fans. If you aren’t following her on social media (@CarmellaWWE on twitter) you are missing half of the magic.

Like it or not, in this new era of sports entertainment, social media savvy is becoming an increasingly important skill for wrestlers at every level of the industry. Twitter, Youtube, Snapchat, Instagram, Twitch, and Facebook have very much changed the ability for wrestlers to “put themselves out there”, sell merchandise, interact with their fan bases and even enhance their finances.
Social Media also allows a place for wrestlers to fill in their storylines, develop their characters, and escalate their feuds, which is extremely smart in such a competitive industry, overflowing with much more talent than available screen time.
I was fortunate enough this week to actually have an opportunity to prove my hypothesis, as I have a friend from work who is extremely into all forms and promotions of professional wrestling, but also completely abhors and refuses to take part in any form of social media.
He told me that he couldn’t stand Carmella. I told him “good”, that’s how you should react initially. “Now, let’s take a moment to examine the nuances of her performance.”
He agreed that she plays the role of “the heel” and generates “heat” in a proficient manner in the amount of screen time she receives during weekly episodes of Smackdown Live and Pay-Per-View events, and then I exposed him to her work on twitter.

I showed him various tweets and her quick witted and hilarious responses to haters. Mella is Money, but she’s also Teflon. She’s a technician of snark, and the “excellence of execution” when it comes to analyzing, reversing and locking her “haters” into submission, which usually results in the author deleting their posts.
After seeing these examples, It clicked for him. “So she’s doing the old school “Honkey Tonk Man“, paper champion angle, but with a new twist of being an “Internet troll”, instead of an “Elvis impersonator” he asked.
“Yes, that’s the beauty of it.”
“When you get in an online argument with someone else, the stereotypical (and comforting) thought is to imagine them as a “basement dwelling neckbeard” who lives in their parents basement. Except in this case, the M. Knight Shyamalan twist is that, the “keyboard warrior” you would try to dismiss, by insulting their appearance, social status or occupation, is a beautiful, fashionable and extremely athletic woman, who is in one of the top spots in the top promotion in the world.
Carmella has used this time in the spotlight efficiently, to build her brand and move her merchandise. If you don’t believe me, follow her on social media and look at all the fans sending pictures of them wearing her gear from the WWE store. She is very good at being supportive and grateful to those fans who truly enjoy her, and quick to take the “haters” down a notch or two.

Social Media interaction is relatively new to the wrestling business, but now and in the future, it’s incredibly important and “The princess of Staten Island” has proved that she is one of the best when it comes to capitalizing on this, and is building a bright future for herself.
There is no falsehood when she says “Mella is Money” because her stock is rising fast, due to the time and effort she puts in with the WWE universe.

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Opinion
Chris King: Is Brock Lesnar Truly Retired?
Brock Lesnar retired at WWE WrestleMania 42, right? Are we totally sure? Chris King asks…
Brock Lesnar retired at WWE WrestleMania 42, right? Are we totally sure? Chris King asks…
At WrestleMania 42, ‘The Beast Incarnate’ Brock Lesnar took off his boots and gloves following his loss to Oba Femi. Lesnar has done it all inside of his twenty-four-year career in professional wrestling. He’s a ten-time WWE Champion and former UFC Heavyweight Champion, and he’s one who ended The Undertaker’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania.
While Lesnar was in the ring, he was visibly overwhelmed with emotion and crying while he thanked the fans in his own way. The Beast even threw up an x to signal to Paul Heyman, his longtime friend and advocate, that this was not scripted and was real. There had been rumors that Lesnar and Oba were supposed to have a series of matches before everything went down at Mania.
‘The Career Killer’ Gunther was doing Heyman’s bidding as he faced Seth Rollins for a favor. For a while now since Gunther retired Goldberg, John Cena, and AJ Styles, the rumor has been Gunther was set to retire Lesnar in his hometown at this year’s SummerSlam event. There’s been no confirmation if Lesnar is truly retired, but on this week’s episode of Friday Night SmackDown, we saw Heyman talking with General Manager Nick Aldis. Later that night following Rhodes’ match against the debuting Ricky Saints, Gunther choked out the WWE Champion. Could this be the favor from Heyman?
I know in the world of professional wrestling we live by the mantra of “never say never,” but what if Lesnar is actually retired and this was WWE’s way of shutting down those rumors about Gunther and Lesnar? What if Gunther’s next program is chasing after the WWE title, and where is Randy Orton at in all of these plans? There are so many questions that need to be answered, hopefully soon!
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Opinion
Chris King: Defend The Intercontinental Championship At Backlash!
With WWE Backlash upon us, Chris King wants to see Penta defend the Intercontinental Championship in Tampa!
With WWE Backlash upon us, Chris King wants to see Penta defend the Intercontinental Championship in Tampa!
This year’s annual Backlash showcase is only a few days away, and while there are many big matches announced, one that definitely should be isn’t on the card. In my opinion, outside of Roman Reigns/Jacob Fatu and Seth Rollins/Bron Breakker, the Intercontinental Championship scene has been stellar over the last month.
Penta has been an excellent champion, especially after his triumphant title defense in a ladder match against JeVon Evans, Rusev, Dragon Lee, and the Hall of Famer Rey Mysterio at WrestleMania 42. Their ladder match at Mania was one of the best that WWE has produced in a while.
The momentum never stopped, as on the post-Mania episode of Monday Night Raw, ‘All Ego’ Ethan Page made his debut and was quickly inserted into the Intercontinental title scene. Page had a fantastic showing against his longtime NXT rival Evans and picked up a big win in his debut match thanks to an assist from Rusev.
All Ego immediately joined forces with ‘The Bulgarian Brute’ Rusev, who was also vying for the Intercontinental Title in his own right. On this week’s episode of Raw, Page and Rusev defeated Evans and Penta. All Ego pinned the champion, making a huge statement and putting him one step closer to getting a title shot. For the past few weeks I’ve been anxiously waiting to see if WWE was going to add this incredible fatal four-way match for the Intercontinental Championship, but it hasn’t happened yet.
As much as the WWE Universe enjoys witnessing great matches on free television, I truly believe all four superstars deserve the chance to showcase their talents on the PLE. While Penta has done a terrific job as the intercontinental champion, it’s time for a fresh face to hold the prestigious title. Page would make a great braggadocious heel that would help elevate the Intercontinental Championship to new heights!
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