Results
Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/24/26)
In the wake of WrestleMania…
How will SmackDown look moving forward?
Cody Rhodes is still Undisputed WWE Champion, but SmackDown has a NEW WWE Women’s Champion in Rhea Ripley! What will be next for every champion now that we’re past WrestleMania?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- WWE Women’s United States Championship: Giulia w/ Kiana James VS Tiffany Stratton; Tiffany wins and becomes the new WWE Women’s United States Champion.
- WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships: Brie Bella & Paige VS Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss; Brie & Paige win, by disqualification, and retain the titles.
- WWE Tag Team Championships: R-Truth & Damian Priest VS Tama Tonga & JC Mateo w/ MFT; Truth & Priest win and retain the titles.
- Danhausen VS The Miz w/ Kit Wilson; Danhausen wins.
- Rhea Ripley VS Jacy Jayne w/ The Fatal Influence; Rhea wins, by disqualification.
- Jacob Fatu VS Solo Sikoa w/ MFT; Fatu wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Trick Williams arrives.
Accompanied by Lil Yachty, and the Gingerbread Man, the NEW WWE United States Champion says they can keep the celebration simple tonight. Whoa, in comes Danhausen and his Jeephausen! He says honk honk, watch the paint job. Trick says Danhausen better watch where he’s going! Danhausen has a Stephen A. Smith big head. “How ’bout them Knicks?” HAHA! Will Trick’s celebration already be cursed?
Jacob Fatu is here!
Fort Worth fires up for the Samoan Werewolf as he heads to the ring. Fatu grabs a mic while the fans cheer him on, and Fatu says, “Monday, I told Roman Reigns I wanted him.” The fans cheer that! “Monday, I told Roman I don’t want that title, but I need that title!” The fans cheer that, too! When Roman looked Fatu in his eye, he said, “Jacob, you’re not ready.” The fans boo that, but Fatu says okay, the truth is, Roman’s right. Because Fatu’s never been ready, something he’s been hearing his whole life, from his friends, his family, everybody! “Jacob, you’re not ready. Jacob, it’s not the right time. Jacob, you’re just not good enough.”
The fans boo, but Fatu says to break it all down and keep it 100, get a close shot on this! “Roman, you say I’m not ready. Well, step into this ring and prove it!” The fans cheer that, too! But instead of Roman, the USOS are here! Jimmy & Jey enter from the stage and go right to the ring. They get mics while the fans cheer, and they stare Jacob down. The fans “YEET! YEET! YEET!” but Jimmy says, “Aight. Listen, we heard what you said on Monday. How you wanna level up your household, put your kids in a better school, get that big money, I agree with you. You said you want the OTC got. You can have all that and more.
“You said you need that championship, you want that title. Hell, Cody Rhodes went through Hell at WrestleMania. The QB1 is on the field and he’s slipping. He sticks, fumble, Jacob’s ball.” Jimmy just wants Fatu to leave the OTC be. They can fix this. Fatu will eat, will learn, and will level up. That’s the play they’re running. Run the play with them. Don’t listen to the fans, join the family. The fans boo, but Jimmy asks Jey what he thinks. The fans cheer Fatu on, but Jimmy says none of these fools are gonna give him the lifestyle he’s asking for! None of these fools can give him the big money or put his kids in the better school.
Jey says the problem is, it’s too late, lil’ cousin. Fatu stepped up. Fatu opened his mouth. Fatu in the deep end now, and we’re gonna see if he can swim. If Fatu wants respect from Roman, then Jey will tell you how to get it from him: walk right up to him, look him in the eye, Uce, and get ready for war. YEET! Cuz Roman will bring it to you. Wait, Solo Sikoa & MFT make their way out here! Solo has a mic already to tell Fatu, “Are you hearing this? Don’t listen to those two! They’re lying to you! Trust me, I know. Where was these two at two years ago when nobody wanted you here, Jacob? They didn’t bring you here to WWE, I did!”
Solo then asks the Usos what they’re gonna teach Fatu. How to YEET? Whatever they’re saying, Fatu shouldn’t listen. MFT steps into the ring and Solo says if you wanna beat Roman, if you wanna be champion, Solo can do that for him. Fatu won’t beat Roman alone, he’s gonna need an army. And Jacob, Solo has that army. But then Tama takes the mic from Solo!? Tama takes off his sunglasses to look at Solo and asks, “Why are we here wasting our time with this? He’s a lost cause. You think he’s gonna beat Roman? He can’t even beat you!” The fans boo, but Fatu SUPERKICKS Tama! Solo has Tonga Loa & JC Mateo stay back while the fans fire up.
Fatu tells everybody that the only one he SHOULD be talking to right now is Roman Reigns! But to keep it 100, Solo thinks Fatu can’t beat him? Well, line ’em up! Fatu VS Solo, TONIGHT! And Fatu will remind you! If you don’t know, Fatu is all gas, no brakes with it! YADADADA MEAN?! FATUUU~! The fans love the sound of that, but even Solo seems ready for that fight. Will the Samoan Werewolf prove he’s got what it takes to take it all?
Backstage interview with Giulia & Kiana James.
Cathy Kelley is with the Women’s US Champion and Miss Management, and brings up tonight being one of the most significant SmackDowns of the year, since it is the SmackDown After Mania. Does Giulia feel any extra pressure going into her title match with Tiffany Stratton tonight? Giulia says yes, it IS the SmackDown AFTER Mania, NOT part of Mania. Kiana senses the passive aggressive nature and says what they BOTH are upset about is the lack of respect. Even her expert negotiation skills, which she did use, could not rectify this oversight. But it has only lit a fire within them to take Tiff out tonight.
Giulia says she beat Tiff once, she can do it again. So she feels NO pressure. Only anger. Giulia storms off, Kiana frowns, and Kiana says they never bicker like this unless pressured. Cathy makes them tense. Kiana storms off now, but will their business partnership (not) survive another round of #TiffyTime?
WWE Women’s United States Championship: Giulia w/ Kiana James VS Tiffany Stratton!
SmackDown returns as the Beautiful Madness makes her entrance, Kiana by her side. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who earns that respect!
The bell rings, the two circle, and the fans rally up. The two tie up, Tif headlocks, but Giulia powers up and out. Tiff goes up and over, rolls then runs to go up and over again. Tiff keeps moving, and she handsprings over the dropdown to DISCUS LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Tiff reels Giulia in, but Giulia cradle counters, TWO! Both women stand, Giulia headlocks for a takeover. Giulia then steps over, ghost pin, TWO! Tiff cradles, TWO! Giulia sunset flips, TWO! Tiff sits on it, TWO! Giulia sunsets again, TWO! Tiff runs, cartwheels, but Giulia stops the lift to NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! The fans rally while Giulia says Tiffy Time is canceled!
Giulia HEADBUTTS away on Tiff, pushes her to a corner, then stomps her. Giulia brings Tiff up, but Tiff wrenches and fireman’s carries! ROLLING SENTON! Tiff goes up, up, and- NO, Giulia trips Tiff up! Then puts her in a Tree of Woe, for a DROPKICK! Giulia goes outside to then drag Tiff out, DRAPING NECKBREAKER to the floor! Giulia roars but Fort Worth boos, only for Giulia to soak it all up while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Giulia taunts the fans, brings Tiff up, and she fires knees into her! Giulia throws Tiff into the ring, storms in after her, and stomps her to the ropes. Giulia CHOKES Tiff, but stops as the ref counts 4. Giulia stalks Tiff to a corner, CHOPS her, then THROWS her by her hair! The ref reprimands but Giulia gets a leg to turn Tiff over. Giulia ties up the legs, then grabs at the arms. Tiff resists, but Giulia still SURFBOARD STOMPS her down! Cover, TWO! Giulia is annoyed, but she taunts the fans. Giulia puts Tiff in the ropes, bends her back while fish-hooking the nose, then runs to DROPKICK Tiff down! Cover, TWO!
Tiff stays int his but Giulia keeps on Tiff. Tiff fires body shots, then ROCKS Giulia. Tiff whips Giulia to a corner, but Giulia dodges! Giulia then KICKS Tiff in the back! Tiff falls, Giulia covers, TWO! Giulia clamps on with a chinlock and grinds Tiff down. Tiff endures, fights up, and reaches out. Tiff stands up, arm-drags free, then runs the ropes. Tiff ducks ‘n’ dodges, but so does Giulia. DOUBLE FACEBUSTERS bring both women down! Giulia and Tiff slowly rise, then they start throwing forearms! Tiff throws counter punches, then LARIATS as SmackDown returns to single picture! And LARIATS again!
Tiff runs, handsprings, and BACK ELBOWS in the corner! Tiff keeps moving, handspring and STUNNER! Cover, TWO! Giulia survives that shot but Tiff stays focused. The fans rally behind Tiff as she goes up a corner. Giulia rises to SHORYUKEN! Giulia climbs up after Tiff, but Tiff fights the superplex! Giulia brings Tiff to the very top, SUPER DUPER BUTTERFLY PLEX!! Giulia writhes but manages the cover, TWO!! Tiff survives again and Giulia is furious! Kiana glares at the ref but “This is Awesome!” Giulia drags Tiff up to HEADBUTT, then scoops, Tiff slips free, mule kicks, then runs, but Kiana trips her up!
The fans boo but Tiff grabs at Kiana! Giulia runs in, but is sent into Kiana! Roll up, TWO!! Giulia escapes, but Tiff fireman’s carries! ROLLING SENTON! And now the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! But into a body scissor! RINGS OF SATURN!!! Tiff endures, flails, pushes her way to a cover, TWO!! Giulia lets Tiff go in time, then RAMS her! Giulia runs but Tiff BOOTS her! Giulia kicks, Tiff ducks! Giulia avoids a shot but Tiff ROCKS and KNEES after all! TIFFY- NO, Giulia turns stomps into roll-up, TWO! ARRIVEDERCI!!! But Giulia won’t end it there! Giulia drags Tiff up, scoops, but Tiff slips through!
Tiff Alabama Lifts, and ALABAMA SLAM! Tiff hurries up, up, and PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!!! Cover, TIFF WINS!
Winner: Tiffany Stratton, by pinfall (NEW WWE Women’s United States Champion)
These two may have missed out on WrestleMania, but Tiff still has her moment! Tiff now has the Women’s US Championship, will we all be back on #TiffyTime?
Danhausen went on a Hollywood Star Tour…?
Earlier this week, Danhausen used his map… of the United States… to find where The Miz lives! Danhausen knocked on the door, introduced himself, but then disappeared before The Miz opened the door. But then surprise, he’s inside! Miz asks what the hell Danhausen is doing here! Oh, did Miz forget already? He asked Danhausen to come curse his home, and so here he is. How does he know where Miz lives?! Danhausen shows off his map. GET OUT! Danhausen disappears again! Only to reappear poolside, already dressed and taking a dip! Miz storms out there and Danhausen says shh, there are people golfing out there.
Oh, they can see Allegiant Stadium from here! Miz says he KNOWS that! He knows about the golf course, and about his pool! GET OUT! Danhausen says okay, just calm down. Danhausen steps out of the middle pool, into the outer pool. Does Miz wanna get double cursed? Miz rushes Danhausen, but Danhausen ducks to pick up his hat! Miz belly flops in the deep end, what more shenanigans happened because of the Very Nice, Very Evil Overlord?
On-stage interview with Tiffany Stratton.
SmackDown returns as Cathy congratulates the NEW WWE Women’s US Champion! She put it all out there tonight, how does it feel to be back on top? Tiff says it feels amazing. For months, she’s had the runner-up story. Runner-up at the Royal Rumble, runner up in Elimination Chamber, but tonight she is no longer a runner-up! She is the NEW Women’s US Champion! The fans cheer, and Tiff says she’ll show everyone why the WWE runs on #TiffyTime! But then Brie Bella is here! #BrieMode activated, but here’s PAIGE! The fans cheer as the NEW WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions are here!
Paige & Brie go to the ring, grab the mics, and Brie tells Fort Worth, Texas, “Wow, does it feel incredible to be standing in this ring as a champion! WrestleMania this past weekend was really special. And even though I couldn’t compete next to my sister, which shoutout, Nikki, get better soon… I’m really glad that I had a good idea of calling an old friend I could count on. And one that I actually call a sister. Paige, I know I’m speaking for everyone when I say, welcome back!” The fans do cheer that, and Paige says, “I’m back~! Did you miss me?” The fans cheer because they sure did! Paige says forgive her, she has lost her voice from a hectic week, but what a hell of a week!
When Brie gave Paige the call last week to have her back at WrestleMania, Paige thought, “What a wonderful way to come home.” Paige is so proud to be here with Brie. And last week, they walked out THE Women’s Tag Team Champions! The fans cheer, and Paige says it was a rough road to get here, but she’s so happy to be home. She missed them all. They were in the ring with some of the best competitors in the world, but let them be reminded that SmackDown is Paige’s house! Brie & Paige aren’t going anywhere. But then Charlotte Flair makes her entrance! And following The Queen, and her pyro, is Lil’ Miss Bliss!
The fans cheer as #Charlexa heads to the ring, mics already in hand. The fans “WOO~!” with Charlotte, and she tells “Champs… I think I can speak for the both of us when I say, I guess it’s good to have you back. Right?” Alexa says yeah, it’s good, even though they pinned her. Besides the point. But Brie & Paige have what Charlotte & Alexa want. They’ve been working hard to get those titles back, and Alexa is sure she can speak for the both of them when she says one WrestleMania Moment won’t get in the way. So, Paige, if you wanna prove this is your house… Charlotte can think of no better way than to face Charlexa. The fans sure like the sound of that!
The chant of “YES! YES! YES!” echoes out, and Paige says she’s down. Is Brie down? Brie is down, and they should do it tonight! Then “WOO~!” Let’s get a ref out here right now! The fans love it! Charles Robinson hurries down the ramp, but will Paige’s comeback be stopped right as it begins?
WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships: Brie Bella & Paige VS Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss!
SmackDown returns, the match is already underway, and Alexa drags Brie from her corner. Brie still reaches out, but Alexa KNEES low. Alexa whips, Brie reverses, and Brie RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS! Brie crawls, reaches out, but Alexa stops her again. Alexa whips Brie to ropes, but Brie sunset flips! Alexa rolls through to basement DROPKICK! Alexa drags Brie up, tags Charlotte, but fans chant, “We Want Paige!” Alexa holds Brie up, Charlotte CHOPS Brie, then Charlotte taunts Paige. Charlotte stands Brie up, scoops, and EXPLODERS! Charlotte kips up, the fans fire up, and the “WOO~” echoes out. Charlotte storms up, but Brie BOOTS her from the corner
Charlotte GAMANGIRIS Brie in return! Charlotte then puts Brie’s leg in the ropes, and KNEE- NO, Brie avoids the knee drop to then DROPKICK! Brie hurries, reaches out, but Charlotte anchors a foot! Charlotte drags Brie back, but Brie hops up to ENZIGIRI! But wait, JACY JAYNE YANKS PAIGE DOWN?!?
Winners: Brie Bella & Paige, by disqualification (still WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions)
What in the world is the Toxic Rockstar doing on SmackDown?! And why did she go after Paige? Wait, she’s not alone! FATAL INFLUENCE is here! Lainey Reid serves some Southern Sweet KNEE to Charlotte, Fallon Henley CLOBBERS Brie, then they mug Alexa! Alexa fights back with elbows and kicks, but Jacy CLOBBERS her! The fans boo the 3v1 on Alexa! Jacy SUPERKICKS Charlotte back down, then has her team stand Alexa up. Jacy SUPERKICKS Paige, Fallon & Lainey hit a DOUBLE PUMP HANDLE SLAM! The fans boo even harder, but is SmackDown about to be under The Influence?
WWE continues to learn about Royce Keys.
Antonio Lopez, former mayor of East Palo Alto, California, says, “We didn’t have people like Royce Keys in the 90s and 2000s to look up to, but now we do.” Royce says he doesn’t wanna let anyone down, but his friends all know he is an inspiration, especially in the Black community. How could you not be motivated? A few people make it, but there’s many more who don’t. The reputation of EPA, bringing hope and change, that inspires everyone in the city. Royce says you get the feeling that no one is watching, but no, everyone’s watching. The internet went wild the night Royce debuted at the Royal Rumble, that’s for sure.
Royce says sometimes, the destination is just the beginning. Now it’s his time to give back. EPA is behind Royce Keys, he knows they’re depending on him. He didn’t get here by himself, but now that he is here, there’s no stopping him. What will be next for the Powerhouse?
Cody Rhodes is here!
Fort Worth cheers as the American Nightmare is here, and they’re singing along with Kingdom, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody is still Undisputed WWE Champion, but his one eye is still in rough shape. We get the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro as Cody steps into the ring. Cody gets the mic, he hears the fans, and he asks, “Fort Worth, Dallas, Texas… Whaddya wanna talk about?” The fans cheer again, and Cody says he wants to talk about how he left WrestleMania 42, and he doesn’t mean how he’s still champion. He means the fact that battered, half conscious, bloodied, Cody still made the decision to walk up that long ramp in Allegiant Stadium.
Cody made that decision because he feels it is the job of the WWE Champion to show up, be available, and amongst all these new players, the only superpower Cody has is that he always gets back up. The moment you see Cody take the “loser lane,” that means this run is over. And this run started four years ago, right around the corner from here. Ever since then, on paper and in his heart, it’s been three reigns, each one better than the last. Cody wanted to send a message at Mania. He wanted to send a message, even though he knew that after he went through the curtain he wouldn’t be medically cleared, with stitches in his eyebrow and staples on the back of his head…
Cody wanted to send the message to his opponent, Randy Orton! Who is not here tonight… The fans boo that, but Cody says Randy started Cody in this sport, taught him everything, and everything he taught Cody is what it took to beat him. Cody wanted to send the message that after the bell rang, Randy gave Cody his best shot with that punt kick, and Cody is still standing! Cody wanted to send a message to a sarcastic and condescending Sami Zayn, who backstage called Cody “The Golden Boy.” Nothing ever goes wrong for Cody!
So Cody showed up at WM42, adorned head to toe in gold, to let Sami know that Cody will be gold, his family will be gold, his friends will be gold, and all his fans around the world will be gold! The fans cheer again, and Cody says the most important message was to those outside forces that keep interjecting into Cody’s WrestleMania plans, that wanna get involved in the Nightmare Family party. Cody wants to make it clear, “You guys are 0-3! Send your best or count your money and mind your damn business!” The fans cheer again, and Cody says this is the first SmackDown after WrestleMania! The fans fire up for that!
“And as the man holding the richest prize in our sport, I am no longer the hunter, but I know that sentiment, so I’ll go ahead and say it. It’s easy to find me. Whether you are from NXT, whether you are from Monday Night Raw, whether you are from Friday Night SmackDown, wherever it may be, again, I’m here, WWE Champion. Cody Rhodes, easy to find. Easy to find, hard to beat.” Mic drop from the champ and the fans are thunderous! Cody holds up the title, but can his body keep up with the adrenaline in his soul?
MFT talks backstage.
Solo tells his guys it is real simple. Solo wants JC & Tama to go out there and get those tag team titles back for the family. Don’t mess this up, don’t let the family down. JC nods as he leads the way, and Loa asks about Jacob. Solo says don’t worry, he’ll teach Jacob a lesson. Jacob will see that without MFT, he can’t beat Roman. Loa follows JC & Tama, but will MFT once again have gold? Or will it be #WepaUP even when the numbers aren’t in their favor?
WWE Tag Team Championships: R-Truth & Damian Priest VS Tama Tonga & JC Mateo w/ Tonga Loa!
SmackDown returns as MFT makes their entrance. The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see if friendship beats family!
The teams sort out and Truth insists. Priest obliges, and the fans cheer Truth on as he starts against the Good Bad Guy. Truth does his dance moves, the fans cheer, but Tama BODY BLOWS! Tama fires hands, Truth hits back, but Tama fires a flurry! Tama CLUBS Truth, puts him in a corner, but Truth kicks low and ROCKS Tama! Truth fires shots, but Tama KNEES low, then CLUBS Truth! Tama whips, Truth SHOULDER TACKLES! But then Tama DROPKICKS Truth down! No #RonCena just yet, and Tama mocks the “You Can’t See Me!” Tama runs, ELBOW DROP FLOPS as Truth moves! Hot tag to Priest!
Priest fires hands on Tama, whips him corner to corner, but Tama reverses. Priest rebounds to CLOBBER Tama! JC runs in but Priest SPIN KICKS! Priest then runs to ELBOW Tama in the corner! The fans cheer as Priest powers up the arm. Priest winds up, runs, but JC is in the way! Tama runs up, but Priest ELBOWS him away! But then JC HOTSHOTS Priest! Tama LARIATS Priest up and out, and while Truth protests, Loa CLOBBERS Priest! MFT is in charge while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns as Tama ELBOWS Priest down! Tag to JC and he RAMS Priest into a corner! Tama adds a STINGER SPLASH! JC DROPKICKS Priest, covers, TWO! The fans rally but JC drags Priest up. JC whips Priest to the MFT corner, but Priest BOOTS back! Priest ELBOWS Tama, ROCKS JC, then DECKS Tama! But JC ROCKS Priest! JC whips Priest, but Priest hits the COMEBACKER! The fans fire up while both men are down! JC and Priest crawl, and Priest rises up to hot tag Truth! The fans fire up as Truth runs to SHOULDER TACKLE! And SHOULDER TACKLE! Then the SPIN-OUT BOMB!
The fans fire up for #RonCena as he says it, “YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And then a fireman’s carry! Loa distracts, Truth drops JC to chase him off! Loa then slides in, but the ref stops him! That lets Tama snatch Truth! TONGAN TWIST! JC YANKS Truth right up, GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, Priest breaks it just in time! Tama CLUBS Priest, TOSSES him out, then UPPERCUTS Truth! The ref reprimands but Tama feeds Truth to JC! JC RAMS Truth into the corner, Tama SPLASHES into post! JC ROCKS Truth, but Priest tags in! Truth whips JC, Priest is there, to RISE UP!! Cover, Priest & Truth win!
Winners: R-Truth & Damian Priest, by pinfall (still WWE Tag Team Champions)
MFT tried but failed to cheat the belts away! Will it always be #WepaUP in the WWE Tag Division? What will it take for MFT to get back on track?
WWE shares more of Danhausen visiting The Miz.
Miz got out of the pool, but then heard a sound. Danhausen is in the golf simulator! Danhausen swings back, right into Miz’s golf balls! Then he hits the actual ball, “Hole in… whoa! What is that?” Danhausen touches Miz’s Slammy, and it falls apart! Danhausen thanks Miz for the hospitality, then takes his leave. Miz snarls as he gets back to his feet. Danhausen exits, right as Maryse arrives! “YOU!” “Me?” Miz runs up, and he CHUCKS chocolate powder! But Danhausen ducks and Maryse gets a face full of cocoa! Oops. Miz apologizes, this was meant for Danhausen. Danhausen rides his bicycle, admires Miz’s “spaceship” (Cybertruck), and heads out.
Wait, that’s their DAUGHTER’s bike! Miz is fuming, hence the match set for later tonight. Will Miz get his revenge on Danhausen? Or will he continue to be cursed?
Trick Williams & Lil Yachty finish getting ready backstage.
They secret handshake and say it’s time for the celebration. Yachty knocks on a door and calls for “GBM.” Yes, the Gingerbread Man has his own locker room. Gingey follows them out, and Trick even has someone spray him down. A staffer desperately wants an autograph but he gets a Trick Slap instead. Just what kind of Texas sized celebration is “Hollywood Trick” about to have? We’ll see, after the break.
SmackDown returns as Trick makes his entrance.
Lil’ Yachty says, “What? What?” while the fans chant ‘WHOOP DAT TRICK!” and Gingey breaks it down! The ring is already decked out with red, white and blue for the NEW United States Champion. Trick grabs himself a mic, and he asks Yachty, “Y’know waht I think?” “What’s that?” “I think the people are excited to celebrate with the NEW United States Champion.” The fans cheer, and Trick says it was Mania last week. 50 thosuand fans! Yachty was there! Trick was there! The Gingerbread Man was there. The fans cheer, and Trick says they weren’t there to gamble, to drink, they were there for three words. Fort Worth, tell ’em what it is!
“Whoop Dat Trick! Whoop Dat Trick!” Yachty can’t help but acknowledge the elephant in the room. They’re past the celebrity Road to WrestleMania promo tour, and Yachty is still here. That means he is here to stiggity stay! Trick asks what that means. That means if Trick is the Anointed One, Yachty is the Prophet! Then that means if Trick is Michael Jackson, Yachty is Quincy Jones! If Trick is Mike Tyson, then Yachty is Don King! And if Trick is Michael Jordan, than Yachty is Phil Jackson! This is Trick Yachty Gang, and they run SmackDown! Oh, wait, as the first order of business, can they get rid of the Open Challenge? No more handouts!
Trick Willy is the ultimate opportunity! No jabronies are getting free shots, okay? This ain’t that type of party. Trick agrees. If you want a handout, find a clinic. If you want an invitation, find a wedding. And if you want the US Champion, good looking, 6’5″, 250 pounds, a tall glass of chocolate milk, rocking these lemon pepper steppers, then you find Trick Williams! The music hits, Yachty makes it rain, but mostly in the ring, and then there’s pyro! Gingey is getting down, but then he SMACKS Trick with the candy cane! Yachty checks Trick, but then Gingey SMACKS Yachty, too! Because SURPRISE~! This Gingerbread Man is Sami Zayn!
The fans boo as Sami rains down fists on Yachty, then on Trick! The fans are off gingerbread everything for life now! Sami doesn’t get why, but he watches Trick get up in the corner. Sami runs up and HELLUVA KICK! Sami smiles and does a dance, even as the fans continue to boo. Trick sits up, realizing what just happened. Will Trick and Sami have to run this back sooner rather than later?
Royce Keys admires the Andre the Giant trophy.
Cathy Kelley steps in and says that we’re a week removed from him winning the Memorial Battle Royal. How much did that win mean to him? Royce says say it again. We’re a week removed from his biggest win in the WWE, how is he feeling? Well, the last few weeks, he has been very emotional, here, there, everywhere, since his debut. He debuted at Royal Rumble, aight? He follows it up with winning the Andre the Giant battle royal, aight? But the thing is, he’s just getting started. And he takes everything that he wants. But in steps Solo with sarcastic applause while he echoes, “Aight. Aight. Congratulations last week on winning the battle royal.”
But uh, Talla Tonga ain’t happy about it. Don’t worry, Solo gave him the night off. But like Solo said, there is always room for Royce in the family. Aight? Solo heads out, but will Royce take him up on that invitation? Or will Royce prove he has the keys to success all on his own?
Danhausen VS The Miz w/ Kit Wilson!
After cursing Dominik Mysterio, Kit Wilson, The Miz, a referee, and even IShowSpeed, the Very Nice, Very Evil Overlord has come to Fort Worth! And he still has Miz’s Slammy! Will Miz get some semblance of revenge for all the shenanigans, antics, and just plain weirdness that’s been going on? Or will he just end up worse than before?
SmackDown returns and The Miz makes his entrance, Kit Wilson by his side. The bell rings and the fans rally behind Danhausen. Miz is annoyed as it is and this isn’t helping. But then Kit snatches the Slammy! Danhausen is distracted, but he still dodges Miz! Danhausen comes back to CROSSBODY! Miz gets up, runs up, but Danhausen BOOTS him away! Danhausen then goes up, FLYING RANA! Miz tumbles out, the fans cheer Danhausen, and even Miz is confused as to how that happened! Kit gets on the apron to argue with Danhausen, and Miz CLOBBERS Danhausen from behind! The fans boo but Miz stomps away!
The ref counts, Miz jump stomps, then shouts, “There is NO curse!” The fans boo Miz, but Miz and Kit fist bump. Miz & Kit soak up heat, but Danhausen sits up like the Deadman! “You! Are! CURSED!” PYRO MISHAP! Miz is stunned, Danhausen rolls him up, DANHAUSEN WINS!
Winner: Danhausen, by pinfall
The fans cheer as the #Pinhausen wins again! Miz and Kit are furious, especially since Kit almost got blinded! But Danhausen uses the power of disappearing! POOF! Uh… Oh, Danhausen forgot to run. Miz chases him now, they go around and around, then under the ring! Then up and over Kit! Miz and Kit run into each other! Danhausen gets away in the Jeephausen! Another Very Nice, Very Evil victory, will we soon see the rise of a Champhausen?
SmackDown, meet Blake Monroe.
“The Glamour is the girl you’ve been waiting for. She’s beauty, she’s grace, and she will probably punch you in the face. The Glamour doesn’t just walk into the spotlight, she’s the reason it exists. Because nothing burns brighter, and darker, than Blake Monroe.”
Rhea Ripley is here!
Fort Worth fires up, because Mami is now on SmackDown as the NEW WWE Women’s Champion! The fans cheer Rhea as she steps in the ring, and she grabs a mic to say, “Texas! Your Mami is finally champion again!” The fans cheer that, too! “You Deserve It! You Deserve It!” “Mami! Mami!” Rhea nods and says, “At WrestleMania, on the Grandest Stage of Them All, Jade, she actually proved to me that she can go. But now it’s my time to prove that the WWE Women’s Champion is a fighting champion!” The fans like the sound of that. Rhea knows there are plenty of women that wanna take their chance, and Rhea’s down for any sort of challenge.
So if anyone wants to step to Mami, now’s your shot. Well, Fatal Influence makes their way back out here! Jacy waves hi to Rhea before saying, “Rhea, Rhea, Rhea. Look, we get it. You’re a star.” The fans boo but Jacy says shut up and let her talk! She worked hard to get here, respect her! As she was saying, Rhea is the star, the champion. Yes, the fans are all excited to see Jacy, she gets it. The booing continues, and Jacy says it’s cute, but this is HER time, so shut up and listen! Fatal Influence steps into the ring as Jacy says she’ll be the first one to give Rhea credit on the big win at Mania, congratulations. The booing gets louder but Jacy says she can wait all night.
Well, the booing continues, but then there’s also chanting for Rhea. Jacy says enough of that, fun time is over. And Jacy thinks all these fans should thank Fatal Influence for taking out all their precious little legends earlier tonight. Rhea says she did actually see what they did earlier, and she has to say, taking out that many legends is quite impressive. Jacy takes a bow, but Rhea tells her that here’s a little lesson: Stop while you’re ahead. The fans cheer that! Fallon says thanks but no thanks. The boos erupt again but Fallon says what The Influence did to the others is nothing compared to what they’ll do to Rhea.
Lainey says the fans can put all that blame on them, too! Fatal Influence, baby! Rhea laughs, and says, “Wow~! I thought that Jade was cocky. Look, lately, I’ve been pretty used to the numbers game being against me. And if you guys actually opened up your eyes, you’d see that that really doesn’t matter. So, if you guys wanna fight, then I’m ready for a fight. Take your shot!” Jacy tells Rhea that what Rhea will learn is that The Influence is always ready to throw hands. But then Nick Aldis shows up and says he likes the sound of that! Also, welcome to SmackDown, Fatal Influence.
The SmackDown GM says he was trying to think of a suitable punishment for earlier tonight, and then he realized… She’s standing right there. So, Jacy, you’ll show us what you got, because you’re 1v1 with Rhea Bloody Ripley right here, and right now! The fans really love that! Will Mami make sure to ground the unruly Toxic Rockstar? Or will the bad behavior continue after the break?
Rhea Ripley VS Jacy Jayne w/ The Fatal Influence!
SmackDown returns, the bell rings, and Rhea circles with Jacy. The fans are of course cheering Rhea on, which annoys Jacy. Rhea revels in it and the fans cheer louder. Rhea and Jacy tie up, Rhea THROWS Jacy down, and Rhea smiles. Jacy smiles as she brushes that off and resets with Rhea. Rhea and Jacy circle again, feel out a knuckle lock, but Jacy keeps changing up hands. Jacy then kicks, but Rhea blocks! Rhea plays keep away, then scoops Jacy. Jacy slips free, headlocks, but the fans boo. Rhea powers up but can’t power out as Jacy holds tight. Rhea powers up again, but Jacy hits a headlock takeover.
Jacy cheers herself on but Rhea fights up. Rhea lifts and THROWS Jacy away, then dodges as Jacy returns. Rhea RUNS Jacy over and the fans cheer. Fatal Influence coach Jacy up, tell the fans to shut up, and Jacy goes back to Rhea. They tie up, Jacy waistlocks, and Jacy CLUBS Rhea. Rhea bucks the O’Conner to run up, but Jacy dodges the boot! Jacy ROCKS Rhea, wrenches and whips, but Rhea blocks! Rhea grins, Jacy is scared, and Rhea whips. Jacy ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Rhea goes to a corner, Jacy runs up, but Rhea blocks into a half nelson! But Jacy arm-drags free! Jacy runs up again, but Rhea puts her on the apron!
Rhea ROCKS Jacy and Jacy flops to the floor! Rhea runs, but Jacy avoids the dropkick! Jacy goes up, but Rhea blocks the kick! Electric Chair SLAM off the apron! Fatal Influence is worried but they coach Jacy up. Rhea drags Jacy up, puts her in the ring, but she has to tell Fatal Influence to back off. Jacy PENALTY KICKS from the apron after all! The fans boo but Fatal Influence cheers themselves on while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Jacy talks trash before hobbling her way over to Rhea. Jacy may have hurt her own foot hitting Rhea that hard. But Jacy still runs to CLOBBER Rhea! Cover, TWO! Rhea crawls to ropes but Jacy CHOKES her against them! The ref reprimands but Jacy stops at 4. Jacy bumps Rhea off buckles, stomps away on her in the corner, but stops as the ref counts. Jacy then digs her boot in, but again stops at 4. Jacy stomps Rhea again, then soaks up heat from the fans. Jacy does her shimmy, runs and CANNONBALLS! Cover, TWO! Fatal Influence coaches Jacy to keep going, and she brings Rhea up for a BACKHAND!
Jacy BACKHANDS Rhea again, and again! But Rhea ducks the next to ROCK and CHOP Jacy in return! Rhea fires off in the corner, stops as the ref counts, and she whips, only for Jacy to reverse and ROCK Rhea! Jacy sits Rhea up to SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Jacy snarls but she and Fatal Influence stay focused. Jacy KICKS Rhea in the back, ELBOWS her in the shoulder, then clamps on a chinlock. Jacy grinds Rhea down but Rhea endures. Rhea fights around, even as Jacy leans on the hold, and Rhea rises to her feet. Jacy jumps on as a backpack while SmackDown returns to single picture, and Rhea RAMS her into buckles!
Rhea is free and the fans fire up. But then Jacy runs up, NECKBREAKER DROP! Cover, TWO! Jacy is frustrated, Fatal Influence argue the count, but two is two. Jacy says it’s her time now, but Rhea springs up with the EDDY GORDO KICK! Jacy wobbles, Rhea wrenches and short arm LARIATS! And short arm LARIATS! And then ripcord for the HOOK KICK! Then the ATOMIC SLAM! Basement DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Rhea and she has Jacy up again! Canadian Rack, but Jacy kicks her way to the ropes! Jacy is free, and she SUPERKICKS Rhea! Rhea goes t a corner, Jacy runs up, but Rhea goes up and over!
Rhea comes back, kicks low, and KNEE SMASH! DISCUS- NO, Jacy dodges to ROCKSTAR KNEE! Cover, TWO!! Jacy is furious but Rhea isn’t champion for nothing! Jacy goes to ropes, stands up, and she lines up another shot. ROLLING- NO, Rhea dodges to SUPERKICK! Rhea hurries up the corner, but Jacy hits the ropes! Rhea is tripped up, and Jacy GAMANGIRIS! Jacy climbs up after Rhea, but Rhea fires body shots! Rhea slips under, tucks Jacy in, CHEEKY NANDOS! Jacy sputters, Rhea Electric Chair Lifts, but Jacy victory rolls! TWO, and both women stand! Rhea SUPERKICKS Jacy, then reels her in! RAZOR’S EDGE!
Jacy flounders, Rhea SLIDING KICKS! Cover, TWO! Jacy survives and Fatal Influence is relieved! Rhea storms up on Jacy, gets the legs, “This is Awesome!” as Jacy kicks free. Rhea HEADBUTTS back, then pump handles! But FALLON CHOP BLOCKS!
Winner: Rhea Ripely, by disqualification
The fans boo as the Fatal Influence refuses to let Jacy lose fair ‘n’ square! They mug Rhea 3v1! FOREARM! SUPERKICK! And then ROLLING ENCORE!! Fatal Influence doesn’t care about the win, the rules, or the boos, but will they regret the consequences of their actions?
The Usos find Jacob Fatu backstage.
Jimmy & Jey stare Jacob down. #BigJim says MFT is gonna get involved one way or another. He and Jey will be watching, they’ve got his back. Jacob says he doesn’t need their help, yadada mean? Jacob leaves, and Jey tells Jimmy that he told him so. The Samoan Werewolf wants to be a lone wolf, but will he see the benefits of running with a pack?
Charlexa is in the trainer’s room.
The Queen says who do these girls think they are. They come up into SmackDown and just… Rhea walks in, she sees them, and stares down with Charlotte. Rhea asks if they have a problem, and Charlotte says, “Seriously?” Alexa says yes, they have a problem, with Fatal Influence. What’s the deal here? They can all just go after Fatal Influence. Charlotte will get her hands on Jacy Jayne, unlike some people. Charlotte leaves, Alexa tells Rhea it isn’t Rhea, Charlotte is just like that. But whatever the reason, will someone be able to save SmackDown before we’re all under the Influence?
Jacob Fatu VS Solo Sikoa w/ MFT!
While the Samoan Werewolf wants what the Tribal Chief has, namely the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, he has to prove he deserves it. Will Jacob prove to all branches of the family tree that he can be his own man? Or will the Would-be Tribal Chief make him reevaluate?
SmackDown returns as Fatu makes his entrance. The bell rings and the fans rally behind Fatu. Solo and Fatu circle, feel things out, and tie up. They’re in a deadlock, but Fatu finds a point of leverage to put Solo in a corner. Fatu lets off, but Solo kicks low! The fans boo but Solo mocks “Yadada mean?!” Fatu powers up, powers out, and he RAMS Solo! Neither man falls, Fatu shakes out his arm, and Solo runs. Fatu RAMS him again! The fans cheer as they go again, but then Fatu UPPERCUTS to intercept Solo’s cheap shot! The fans cheer and Fatu ROCKS Solo. Fatu climbs up in the corner, and he rains down HEADBUTTS!
The fans count along, and Fatu gets seven before Solo trips him up! Fatu hits off buckles, then Solo climbs up! Solo rains down fists, the fans still count along, and Solo gets TEN! Solo soaks up heat while he stalks Fatu along the ropes. Solo tells Fatu he’s too stupid to know better! Solo UPPERCUTS, then runs, but into a FOREARM! Fatu runs and ELBOWS Solo down! The fans fire up with Fatu, he runs the ropes, but JC trips him up! The ref is busy checking Solo for an exaggerated injury, and then Solo CLOBBERS Fatu! Fatu falls out of the ring, Solo distracts the ref, and Tama LEAPING LARIATS Fatu down!
The fans boo but MFT gets away with it as Loa puts Fatu in. Solo smirks, but here come The Usos! Fatu said he didn’t need the help, but seems that’s not quite true as Solo LARIATS Fatu down! Cover, TWO! Fatu survives but Solo smiles, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
The Usos still wait at the ramp while Solo mocks the Yeet. Solo then goes out after Fatu, brings him up, and SMACKS him off the steel steps! Fatu flounders away while Solo rolls into the ring. The ref is wary of MFT, though! Loa almost gets caught red handed, but then Solo storms out after Fatu. Solo goes for the steps but Fatu blocks! Fatu SMACKS Solo off the steps instead! The fans cheer as Fatu stalks Solo into the ring. Fatu runs up, but Solo dodges the hip attack! Fatu writhes, crawls, and ends up on the ropes literally. Solo CHOKES Fatu while mocking the YEET bounce! Solo stops and argues with the ref, letting Loa UPPERCUT in the distraction!
Solo drags Fatu back inside, pushes him to another corner, then taunts The Usos. Solo mocks the “run it back,” then runs up to HIP ATTACK! Fatu sputters but Solo grins as he sees Fatu dangling out of the ring. Solo drags Fatu back in, CHOKES him on the ropes, then stops, so that JC can sucker punch! Fatu flounders to a corner, Solo lines up another shot, and he runs in for a HIP ATTACK! Solo swaggers while Fatu sputters. Solo kneels down by Fatu, tells him he should’ve made the right choice, but here we are. SmackDown returns to single picture, Solo drags Fatu up, but Fatu fires counter punches!
Fatu fires off, runs the ropes, and handsprings, but into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Fatu flounders, Solo covers, TWO! Fatu survives and the fans rally up, but Solo just shakes his head. Solo eggs Fatu on, talks more trash, then winds up to HEADBUTT! Fatu HEADBUTTS back! Solo ROCKS Fatu, Fatu ROCKS Solo! Solo UPPERCUTS, Fatu UPPERCUTS! Solo BOOTS, but Fatu BOOTS back! Fatu then ROCKS Solo with counter punches! Fatu backs Solo down as he windmills, kicks low, then whips! Solo reverses, but Fatu KICKS back! Then LARIATS! Then SENTON! The fans fire up for Fatu and he runs up, SPLASH in the corner!
Fatu climbs up, and he rains down more HEADBUTTS! Fatu goes all the way to TEN, then he runs corner to corner! Solo slumps down, into the HIP ATTACK! Fatu geeks out, but Tama gets on the apron! Fatu swings, Tama gets back, but Solo is up! Fatu turns around, SAMOAN- NO, Fatu avoids the Spike to SUPERKICK Solo down! Fatu goes out to the apron, climbs up the corner, and the fans fire up, only for Loa to distract! JC SHOVES Fatu down! Solo rolls Fatu up, TWO!! Fatu survives and the fans fire up again! MFT is frustrated but The Usos are locked in. Solo demands Fatu get up, then he storms up to stand Fatu up. Fatu UPPERCUTS!
Fatu runs to DIVE onto MFT! The fans fire up again and Fatu goes back to Solo! But Solo SUPERKICKS! Solo clinches, URENAGE! Solo then goes up the corner, FLYING SOLO!! Cover, TWO?!? Fatu survives and Solo is shocked! The fans fire up as Solo snarls. Solo stands Fatu up, SAMOAN- NO, Fatu dodges the Spike again! SUPERKICK! POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Fatu puts Solo in the drop zone, then goes up for the MIGHTY MOONSAULT!! Cover, Fatu wins!
Winner: Jacob Fatu, by pinfall
The Samoan Werewolf said he could do it alone, and he did! But now MFT CLOBBERS him! They mug Fatu as a group of sore losers! And Loa has a chair! But now The Usos hurry down the ramp! Tama takes the chair, winds up, but Fatu BOOTS it into Tama! Then he ELBOWS and SUPERKICKS JC! Loa tries, but Fatu SUPERKICKS him, too! Fatu has a chair, he JAMS Tama, then SMACKS him down! Then JAM and SMACK for JC! And another SMACK for Tama! The Usos cheer Fatu on as he just SMACKS away on MFT! Fatu puts the chair around JC’s neck, then puts one around Tama’s neck! The fans fire up as Fatu has targets locked!
FULL METAL HIP ATTACK on JC!! FULL METAL HIP ATTACK on Tama!! Then a DIVE onto Loa! The fans fire up as Fatu clears off the desk! Fatu HEADBUTTS Loa into reclining back on the desk, but then Loa flounders around. Fatu HEADBUTTS him back onto the desk, then Fatu goes to the barrier! “SUCK IT!” FROG SPLASH down through the table!! The fans are thunderous and Fatu is all geeked up! The Usos watched the whole thing, Fatu really didn’t need them for this! Even Solo is like dayumn! Will this be more than enough for Roman Reigns to accept the challenge for Backlash?
My Thoughts:
A great SmackDown After Mania, and SmackDown sure is getting a lot of the call-ups this round. There was a Ricky Saints teaser, and we saw The Fatal Influence do quite a lot tonight. They of course want to establish themselves in both the tag division and singles division, so them “ruining” the tag title match was a great way to debut. They also had great stuff with Rhea, but of course they disqualify that finish, too. Charlotte VS Jacy next week will likely go the same way, even with Alexa in Charlotte’s corner, and we gotta get a Six Woman Tag through this, giving us Rhea VS Jacy for the title at Backlash while Charlexa VS Lainey & Fallon sends someone to face Paige & Brie.
Very good promo from Giulia & Kiana to plug their dysfunction, and with that, of course Tiffany wins the US title tonight. Giulia might beat Kiana up and go after Tiffany all on her own, and maybe Kiana can go after Giulia to get herself into the title picture. Hilarious stuff with Danhausen again, both the “Mizadventure” and the match they had tonight. Great promo from Trick, Yachty, and Sami Zayn being Gingerbread Man tonight. Sami definitely kayfabe beat up the guy originally in the costume, some time between when Trick arrived and the moment they came out of the locker room. This clearly indicates a rematch for Backlash, but who knows who wins out.
Very good vignette for Royce Keys and the people of East Palo Alto, and a very good promo from him and Solo. Great promo from Cody Rhodes to not just call out Orton for selling out, even for that moment, and for calling out “corporate” for meddling with pro-wrestling, especially as it relates to Cody himself. Not to list all the names that WWE let go today, but they again goofed up letting go names in major stories! Here’s hoping fans can at least social media campaign and petition Kairi Sane staying for the sake of the Asuka-Iyo story, but also for her own because Kairi has a lot more to do on her own.
And great stuff with Jacob Fatu’s story. Very good promo from Fatu to bring out The Usos and MFT. Great character stuff with The Usos wanting Fatu to join the OG Bloodline and change course to go after the Undisputed Championship. Fatu VS Solo was a great match, and it was very surprising and impressive that Fatu really did solo MFT. Monday’s follow-up to this will be really good, can’t wait to see what we get as we continue towards Backlash.
My Score: 8.8/10
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It’s a Collision of Honor!
As things heat up towards Double or Nothing, Darby Allin defends the AEW World Championship against The Spanish God, Sammy Guevara!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW World Trios Championship Eliminator: The Conglomeration VS Lee Moriarty & The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions; The Conglomeration wins and denies Lee & The Infantry a title opportunity.
- AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Red Velvet; wins and
- Six Man Tag: Mark Davis & The Dogs VS The Rascalz; win.
- AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championship Eliminator 5 Minute Challenge: The Divine Dominion VS ???
- Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens w/ Katsuyori Shibata VS Jay Lethal & Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian; win.
- AEW World Championship No Count Outs: Darby Allin VS Sammy Guevara; wins and
PLAY BY PLAY
The Death Riders speak.
It was after AEW Dynamite on Wednesday that Jon Moxley said, “Every time I step into the ring with Kyle O’Reilly, I can’t find a way to win. It’s been failure after failure after failure. Kyle O’Reilly has tapped me out, twice. Ipso facto, Kyle O’Reilly will be the new Continental Champion. You might think. But the Jon Moxley of six months ago is not the same as Jon Moxley of today. Who I will be tomorrow is better than who I am today. Logic and strategy would dictate that I should stay as far away from Kyle O’Reilly as I can. Because there’s no doubt about it, Kyle, you have my number.
The thing about this Continental Championship, it’s good bait. All the dragons I wanna slay come right to my door. I will do what I’ve done for 22 years surviving in this business, Kyle: I’m gonna find a way.” The Maniac heads out, and Claudio Castagnoli steps forward to tell Brody King that Brody always brings the bark. But if he steps in the ring with Claudio in the Owen Hart Tournament, he better bring the bite. Pac then says, “Nobody gets special treatment. It doesn’t matter who you are, Death Riders against the world.” Daniel Garcia says yeah, let’s get it! Yuta repeats, “Against the world.” Marina Shafir tells the world, “Bring it, you p*ssies!”
AEW World Trios Championship Eliminator: The Conglomeration VS Lee Moriarty & The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions!
Well speaking of Kyle O’Reilly, he, Orange Cassidy, and the returning Mark Briscoe are going to put STP to the test! #TAIGASTYLE is still ROH Pure Champion, but Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo are upset after losing the ROH World Six Man Tag titles. Will STP take out their frustrations as they rumble, bad man, rumble? Or will the Violent Artist, Freshly Squeezed & Sussex County Chicken simply send #THEM home emptyhanded?
The trios sort out and Briscoe steps up against #BadNews&Tattoos. The fans are behind Briscoe as he and Bravo circle. They approach, Bravo kicks low, and he flips everyone off. The fans boo, Bravo headlocks, but Briscoe powers up, out, and headlocks in return. Bravo powers up and out but Briscoe RUNS him over! The fans cheer, and Briscoe runs. Bravo drops down, hurdles, but Briscoe hits a crane stance! Bravo says that’s stupid! But Briscoe ducks Bravo’s punch to UPPERCUT! Briscoe whips, Bravo reverses to ROCK Briscoe! The forearms go back and forth, Briscoe fires a flurry, but Bravo CLAWS Briscoe’s face!
Bravo runs, but Briscoe winds up to UPPERCUT! The fans cheer the Redneck Kung-Fu! Lee tags in and hits his tiger stance. But then Kyle calls to Briscoe, and Briscoe tags Kyle! The fans cheer as Kyle and Lee tie up, go around, and Kyle wrenches. Lee wrenches, slips through, and waistlocks. They go around, Lee switches but Kyle has the arm. Kyle arm-drags Lee down, double wristlock, but Lee fights around. Kyle body scissors, rolls to the cover, TWO! The fans fire up as the two go again, knuckle lock, and Lee headlocks. Kyle powers up and out, Lee goes up and around, but Kyle does the same to slide under.
Lee ducks a kick, then wheelbarrows to victory roll, then EURO CLUTCH! TWO! Kyle is up, Lee backs off, and the fans cheer the exchange. Lee points to Nigel McGuinness, wanting him to remember the Euro Clutch did him in the last time they faced off. Kyle storms up on Lee, Lee headlocks, but Kyle powers up and out. Lee RUNS Kyle, keeps moving, but Kyle drops down. Lee sunset flips but Kyle stays up! Kyle shakes his head, drops down into the ARMBAR, but here comes The Infantry! Briscoe & Cassidy intercept Dean & Bravo, fire off hands in corners, and Kyle shifts to an ANKLE LOCK! But Lee reels Kyle into a headlock.
Briscoe & Cassidy TOSS The Infantry, then go out after them. Lee waistlocks, Kyle fires elbows, and Kyle climbs up in the corner. The fans count along as Kyle goes all the way to TEN! Tag to Briscoe, he climbs up, and he rains down fists! Briscoe goes all the way to TEN, then he tags Cassidy! The fans fire up again as Cassidy winds up, climbs up, and rains down ONE! The fans cheer Cassidy while Lee stumbles. Lee tags Dean, and now The Captain steps to Cassidy. Dean says go ahead, put the hands in the pockets. Cassidy says okay, and he raises his hands, to then slowly, slowly, put them in his pockets!
The fans cheer as Cassidy then ducks ‘n’ dodges Dean, and still arm-drags Dean away! Dean runs up, Cassidy drops down to MONKEY FLIP! Then Cassidy kips up! The fans fire up, but Bravo storms in and whips him to a corner. Cassidy goes up, out, and ducks Bravo to bump him off buckles! Dean tries, but Cassidy bumps him off buckles! Bravo tries again, he just gets buckles! Dean tries again, he just gets buckles! The fans fire up as Cassidy climbs, but Lee trips him up! The fans boo while Cassidy falls to the mat, but the ref has to keep Kyle & Briscoe from going after Lee! The Infantry flanks Cassidy, but Cassidy bobs n’ weaves to dodge the shots!
Cassidy tries again, but the CARLIE CROSSOVER hits, then a feed to the SLINGSHOT SPEAR! Lee drags Cassidy to the apron, the ref is still distracted, Shane Taylor hits a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! The fans boo but STP has taken control while Collision goes to picture in picture!
Lee drags Cassidy up, puts him in the ring, and Dean covers, TWO! Dean drags Cassidy up, whips him to ropes, then BODY BLOWS! Cassidy falls in a heap but Dean soaks up heat. Dean stomps Cassidy, drags him up, then bumps him off buckles. Dean tags Bravo to send him in for the SPLASH! Dean adds a SPLASH, then scoops while Bravo goes up, KNEE DROP SIDEWALK SLAM COMBO! Cover, Briscoe breaks it! Bravo is upset, but he CLUBS Cassidy. Cassidy fights the suplex, Bravo CLUBS him again and again, then suplexes through! Cover, TWO! Cassidy toughs it out but Bravo drags Cassidy over to the corner.
Dean tags in, The Infantry stomps away on Cassidy, but the ref counts. Dean stops to kneel on Cassidy, then steps off again. Cassidy throws “shots” on the leg, but Dean stomps Cassidy down! Dean then BLASTS Briscoe & Kyle! The ref reprimands but that just lets Bravo CHOKE Cassidy! The ref reprimands Bravo now as Collision returns to single picture. Dean asks, “Is this camera on me? B! B! C!” BRONCO BUSTER CAPTAIN! Dean bounces, Bravo says if you see Cap in that corner, yo’ ass is a goner! Dean drags Cassidy up, tags Bravo, and Dean sends Bravo in for the SPLASH! Then feed to Dean, but Cassidy tilt-o-whirl DDTS!
The fans fire up but Bravo hurries to anchor a foot! Cassidy reaches out, reaches out, but Bravo drags him back! Cassidy BOOTS Bravo away, Lee tags in, and Lee BOOTS Briscoe down! The fans boo but Cassidy swings! Lee blocks the lariat to wrench Cassidy into the COBRA TWIST! The fans boo, the ref keeps Kyle back, and STP links up on the twist! Four men strong and they make Cassidy suffer! The ref sees that, Dean lets go to defend his innocence, but that causes him to fall onto Bravo! Cassidy powers up to HIP TOSS free! Hot tag to Kyle! Kyle BOOTS Lee, KICKS him, then fires off a strike fest! LEG SWEEP!
Lee flounders to a corner but Kyle runs up to forearm SMASH! Kyle wrenches and ELBOW BREAKERS, then cravats for some knees! Snapmare and a PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! ARMBAR! The Infantry attacks Kyle! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Bravo drags Lee to safety. Bravo tags in, then he tags Dean. Bravo jukes around Kyle, lifts him up, BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, TWO! Kyle survives but Bravo runs up! Kyle ELBOWS Bravo away, BOOTS Dean, then goes up! FLYING KNEE for Dean, LARIAT for Bravo! The fans fire up again because Chicken is rising! Kyle crawls, hot tags to Briscoe and Lee!
Briscoe fires off JAB after JAB on Lee, then whips, but Lee grabs ropes. Lee BOOTS back, runs up, but Briscoe dodges! FLYING FOREARM! The Infantry is back, but Briscoe dodges Bravo to ROCK Dean! Briscoe CHOPS Bravo, then repeat! Dean slips around, but Briscoe BOOTS Bravo away! Then Briscoe breaks free to PELE! Dean falls out of the ring, Briscoe reels Bravo in! Briscoe underhooks but Bravo fights free! Bravo whips but Briscoe WRECKS Dean with a dropkick! Then he RAMS Bravo and DUMPS him out! Cassidy DIVES to hit Lee! Briscoe gets a chair! The fans fire up as the chair is set up, and Briscoe runs, only for Shane to stand in the way!
ORANGE PUNCH for Shane! Kyle FLYING KNEES Shane down for good measure! Briscoe uses the chair to FLY! Down goes STP!! The fans are thunderous as Kyle gets Dean in, and Briscoe is up top! FROGGY-BOW! But that’s not all! Dean staggers into the kick, the underhooks, and JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!
Winners: The Conglomeration, by pinfall (denies Shane Taylor Promotions a title opportunity)
When it rains, it pours for STP! Will they just have to regroup and refocus taking over ROH? Will The Conglomeration continue to #ManUp here in AEW?
Will Ospreay speaks.
It was also after Dynamite that The Aerial Assassin told Samoa Joe, “My apologies for not getting back to any of your messages, been a little bit busy training and getting myself ready for The Owen. Surprised to see you there in the opening round, mate. It’s gonna be a tough one. But if you can just bear with me for a hot second while I explain to you… Six months of my life got taken away from me, mate. Six months, I’ve been sitting in front of a TV screen, watching AEW, looking at it, trying to get my strength back in my arms, rushing to get back. That’s six months of frustration, six months of anger. And then I finally had my kill shot on Dynasty, and I lost.
“And ever since then, man, I’ve been struggling with my matches. Doc even stopped one for my own safety. I’m annoyed that I didn’t get revenge on Jon. But I’m more upset at the idea that I can’t be the guy that AEW put their trust in once upon a time. Regardless of how I feel about Jon, regardless of how I feel about The Death Riders, there’s nothing that I can say that’ll make people ever understand. But Jon Moxley is the Ace, he’s a soldier for this place. And while his methods might be sick, there are people who stand up to see him get elevated. So what could it happen with him in my corner?
“Joe, I’ve got nothing but respect for ya. Everything that you’ve done in this industry. Mate, you were in the match that made me want to become a pro-wrestler. But no one, no one, is stopping me from winning The Owen. And I find it very poetic that the man takt took away my old life has given me a second chance of capturing the world championship.” The Billy Goat is ready to become something more, but will Samoa Joe make sure Ospreay goes Double or Nothing and loses?
Backstage interview with The Conglomeration.
Lexy Nair congratulates them on their win tonight, and brings up that Moxley has accepted Kyle’s challenge. Kyle says yes, Moxley is right, Kyle has his number. But facing Moxley has been the biggest test of Kyle’s career, so what’s one more test? This Wednesday, it’s a title eliminator, and after Kyle makes Moxley submit again, he is putting all his chips in and goes Double or Nothing! Briscoe says damn right, Kyle. And speaking of Dynamite, Tommaso Ciampa, Briscoe put it plain and clear, but he hasn’t heard a word from Ciampa! If Ciampa’s scared, he should just say it! Cassidy says Willow needs to say something.
Willow says sure, okay. Great job, guys, really. But for her, Double or Nothing, it will be TRIPLE or nothing, because she has THIS bad boy, the TBS Championship! But she’s also coming for The Owen, and the World Championship! As for tonight, Red Velvet may have beaten Willow to qualify for The Owen, but that won’t happen tonight. Welcome back to AEW, time to meet the Comeback Killer. Lexy says by the way, that match is next. Willow fires up, hurries off to make her entrance, but will she be ready to cook with The Chef?
AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Red Velvet!
The introductions are made, the teal belt is raised, and we see if The Babe with The Power is still the Face of TBS!
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So, Gunther, whaddya wanna talk about?
Gunther didn’t like the way things went last week on SmackDown, but will he still choose to join up so he can challenge Cody Rhodes for the WWE Championship?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Trick Williams w/ Lil Yachty VS The Miz w/ Kit Wilson; Trick wins.
- Brie Bella & Paige VS Giulia & Kiana James; Brie & Paige win.
- Carmelo Hayes VS Ricky Saints; Melo wins.
- Damian Priest VS Tama Tonga; Priest wins.
- Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS B-Fab & Mia Yim w/ Jade Cargill; Charlotte & Alexa win, by disqualification.
- Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Match: GUNTHER VS Royce Keys; Gunther wins and will challenge for the title at Clash In Italy.
PLAY BY PLAY
Trick Williams is here!
The University of South Carolina fires up and chants for “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” as their hero has returned home! The WWE United States Champion has Lil Yachty and Cocky the Gamecock with him as he goes to the ring. Trick gets the mic, has them cut his music, and says straight outta South Cac and doesn’t know how to act, Trick Willy has come back to Columbia, South Carolina! Representing WJ Keenan High, and the University of South Carolina, he grew up right here on these streets. He remembers driving up Trick Notch Road, cutting right to his favorite restaurant, Kiki’s Chicken ‘n’ Waffles, and he’d get the special sauce! The sauce so good, you gotta eat while standing up!
And ol’ Trick would get the wings, and he’s a big man, 6’5″, 250 pounds, the sauce would drip down past his three chains, his eight abs, and onto his two… lemon pepper steppers! Trick continues by saying playing for the Gamecocks, he had a lot of good days, some not so good days, but his family’s here. And Mama told him, “Boy, you are a king created by God Almighty. Never forget who you are or whose you are, don’t ever let ’em break you!” So from WWE to Kiki’s Chicken ‘n’ Waffles, to Mama, look at the star you’ve created! But then THE MIZ makes his entrance! He is accompanied by Kit Wilson, and the fans boo.
The Miz tells everyone, “Oh my gosh, it’s a homecoming! You even brought out Cocky the mascot! Last week was the Gingerbread Man! Trick, your whole career is starting to look like rejected mascots for my daughter’s birthday party! Is this WWE or Sesame Street? What’s next? Is Big Bird gonna come out? And people say they have trouble taking ME seriously.” Yachty says this is Miz’s problem, coming out here to disrespect Trick Williams in his homecoming to his hometown of Columbia, SC, in front of Trick’s friends and family! Y’all got some nerve! That’s why you got beat up by the Minihausens, and why you’re cursed.
Miz says he is NOT cursed! The fans chant “You Are Cursed!” “Whoop Dat Trick!” Yachty says Miz sounds cursed. Kit shouts, “WAKE UP! WAKE UP! You clearly aren’t understanding what the master is saying, so maybe I will speak to you in a language you can understand: SLAM POETRY!” The fans boo again, but Kit has his notebook out. “Kit Willy” says they wouldn’t last a day on the streets where he grew up. Kit from Buckinghamshire England is gonna lyrically mess you up! “Trick ‘n’ Yachty, you’re two obnoxious folk. That’s two egos The Miz will never stroke. This town is filled with bros and nasty jocks, only to be united by the love of their toxic Gamecocks!”
The fans boo but Yachty says he wants to try that. The fans cheer Yachty on, Trick says hit ’em with it! Yachty says on their tombstone, it’ll read Kit Wilson: Better Known for Assisting The Miz. They already completed this biz, they don’t even know who Kit is, but Kit’s tan got him yellow, like the road to The Wiz. Y’all ain’t handsome as we is, which is why they’re sick. It’d be a shame we show Columbia how to Whoop Dat Trick. Yachty is a diamond platinum artist, he done it all. Oh, they’re made Trick came out with Cocky, cuz Miz has lil’ tiny balls! The fans cheer that! Kit says no, they’re MASSIVE! The fans disagree.
Miz puts his hand up and asks if they know what that means! When his hand goes up, your mouths go shut! He is so sick of this! They’re not bringing Tiny Balls back, there is no curse, and Miz wants to get out of this dumpster fire of a city with their stupid chicken! If Miz lived here, he’d volunteer to move to Tennessee! The fans boo, but Miz says get a referee out here right here, right now, cuz Miz is gonna whoop Trick’s ass in front of his mama! Kit says he’s- TRICK SLAP on Kit! HAYMAKER on Kit! Then Trick ‘n’ Yachty DUMP Kit out! Trick LARIATS Miz up and out! Columbia is thunderous, but will Trick still give Miz the fight he wants?
Trick Williams w/ Lil Yachty VS The Miz w/ Kit Wilson!
SmackDown returns and while non-title, Trick and Miz are indeed having their fight. The bell rings, the two tie up, and Trick powers Miz back with his height as leverage. Miz pulls hair to turn things around, but the ref reprimands and counts. Miz lets off to shove Trick, but Trick SHOVES Miz down! The fans cheer, Miz swings, but Trick dodges to CHOP! Miz headlocks, Trick powers up and out, then Trick hurdles, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up with Trick while Miz flounders to the apron. Trick storms over, brings Miz up, but Miz HOTSHOTS back! The fans boo but Miz hurries up to the apron.
Miz climbs up the corner, soaks up that heat, but then the chant of “TINY BALLS!” throws Miz off. Miz leaps, but into a BODY SHOT! Trick fi res haymakers and an UPPERCUT! Trick whips, Miz reverses, then Miz kitchen sink knees! Miz hits a basement BOOT, then he rips off his shirt to show off his own abs. Miz CHOKES Trick on ropes, backs off as the ref counts, but then Miz runs to STRADDLE ATTACK! The fans boo but Miz mocks the Williams family. Miz goes back to Trick to stomp away, but the fans still mock his “TINY BALLS! TINY BALLS!” Miz frowns, runs, but Trick avoids the kick! Trick gets up, JUMP NECKBREAKER!
The fans fire up again as Trick has Miz in the corner. Trick fires haymakers, then winds up to TRICK SLAP! Miz sits down, the fans cheer the mudhole, but Trick stops as the ref counts. Miz staggers to his feet, takes a swing, but Trick ducks it to back suplex. Miz lands out, FIN- NO, Trick arm-drags free! Miz bails out before a Trick Shot can land! Trick hurries after Miz, they cat ‘n’ mouse around the outside, but Trick avoids the dropkick! Trick UPPERCUTS Miz, THROWS him into barriers, then THROWS him into more barriers! Trick puts Miz back in the ring, but Kit UPPERCUTS Trick behind the ref’s back!
The fans boo as Kit hurries away. Yachty warns Kit but Kit flexes and swivels at him. Yachty is upset but Miz WERCKS Trick with a dropkick after all! Miz taunts Yachty, knowing he can’t do anything, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Yachty says yeah, okay, Miz, real tough. Yachty leaves Miz alone, Miz THROWS Trick into barriers! The fans boo and give thumbs down but Miz just drags Trick to his feet. Miz puts Trick against barriers, right in front of Mama & Papa! Miz talks trash, then winds up, but Trick dodges! Trick CHOPS away on Miz right in front of the family! The family cheers Trick on, then he THROWS Miz into the LED apron! Trick then pushes Miz into the ring, stalks him to a corner, and CHOSP! Trick whips corner to corner, Miz stops short, and Miz BOOTS Trick in return! Miz smooths his hair and dusts himself off before he goes back to Trick.
Miz looms over Trick, taunts Mama, and even blows a kiss before he runs. BASEMENT BOOT! Miz then says he has MASSIVE balls, but Yachty don’t believe that. Miz drags Trick up, brings him in, and suplexes, only for Trick to block! Trick fights the lift, then he suplexes Miz up and over! The fans cheer while both men are down! Miz and Trick stir while Yachty and Kit coach each of them up. The fans rally, both men sit up, and Trick fires a haymaker! Miz fires back, SmackDown returns to single picture, and the shots keep going! Miz rebounds to ROCK Trick! Trick rebounds to UPPERCUT Miz! Trick fires haymakers and an UPPERCUT!
The fans fire up as Miz staggers, into the LEG LARIAT! And LEG LARIAT! Then a scoop and SLAM! Trick stands tall, has the wristlock, and the fans cheer as Trick lets his hair down! Cartwheel and ripcord, into the BOOKEND! Cover, TWO! Miz survives and Trick is surprised. The fans rally for Trick and he drags Miz up. Miz throat chops back! The fans boo but Trick returns, only to be sent into buckles! But Trick drops down to victory roll! TWO, then Miz kicks legs out! BASEMENT DDT! Cover, TWO! Trick survives and Miz is stunned! The fans rally up, but Miz waits on Trick. Trick sits up, into “It Kicks!”
The fans taunt Miz with “Tiny, Tiny Balls~!” but Miz scowls. Miz winds up, but Trick ducks the buzzsaw to roll Miz up, TWO! Miz runs up, into a FLAPJACK! Trick kips up and the fans fire up again! Trick is feeling it, and he aims from the corner. But Kit trips Trick up! Miz O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Trick has it, TWO! Miz catches Trick to the FINALE!! Cover, TWO?!? Miz can’t believe it as Trick survives his best shot! Kit protests on the apron, but this lets Miz sneak out and go looking under the ring. The fans boo but Miz has a kendo stick! Miz sneaks into the ring with it, but Yachty snatches it from Miz! The fans cheer but Kit rushes over!
Kit runs up on Yachty, but Yachty SMACKS Kit! And TOSSES him over the desk! Miz is furious, but here comes Trick! Miz dodges, but the TRICK SHOT finds him on return! Cover, Trick wins!
Winner: Trick Williams, by pinfall
Now South Carolina has another reason to celebrate with Trick! The champ wins in front of his family and friends here in Columbia,
Backstage interview with Carmelo Hayes.
Cathy Kelley is with H1M, saying his in-ring return will be against Ricky Saints. How is Melo feeling? Melo says he’s been gone for a month, but he’s seen SmackDown. Guys like Sami Zayn and Trick Williams are making a mockery of that US Championship, the title that Melo took so much pride putting in the work and building up the prestige. He is listening to the people, they want Melo, so you got Melo. When he shoots, he don’t miss, and he’s aiming for that US Championship, let’s talk about it. But then Ricky Saints steps in and says let’s talk about how Saints didn’t even get a proper welcome from Melo.
Melo asks what Ricky needs a hello for. Melo isn’t running for president, he just wants that title back. Saints says well, the thing is, since Melo was gone on vacay, the world’s different. There are new tenants in the building. Oh, are there? Well, when it comes to the ring, Melo is the landlord, and rent is due! Saints tells Melo to ask Aldis about him, ask Cody Rhodes about him. Melo says he’s looking at Saints and sees exactly what he is. Melo will say something: this place has a funny way of humbling people just like Saints, and even like Melo. It may not happen tonight, but it will happen one day, and that is absolute.
Oh, Melo is going to humble Ricky? Ricky doesn’t need advice. Melo needs a lesson! And the best teacher is right in front of H1M! Saints heads out, and Melo says it’s like looking in a dirty mirror. Melo is ready to get back in that ring, but will he get back to his winning ways?
Nick Aldis talks with Rey Fenix.
The SmackDown General Manager is very proud seeing The Immortal Firebird tear it up in Mexico with AAA. Fenix says he promises he has eyes on something big. Then Aldis looks forward to it. Fenix steps out, but Sami steps in. And Sami says he knows he lost at Backlash, and he is ashamed of himself. He did things very out of character, very underhanded, and the pressure of everyone treating him different got to him. But this is a wake up call, where Sami needs to go back to who he really is. So he is just asking for another rematch for the US Championship so he can do it the right way this time.
Aldis says he appreciates all that, but the thing is, Sami just had his rematch. So what comes next is Sami earning it. E-Earn it? Oh, so everything he’s done isn’t enough? They can go the past couple of weeks, months, or how about even YEARS?! Or is everyone so quick to forget?! Y’know who doesn’t forget? The Ride or Die Sami fans! Sami just wants to redeem himself for their sake. Aldis says no one has forgotten, certainly not him. We all know how good Sami is in the ring. But the thing is, Sami is clearly dealing with stuff, so he needs to go deal with it. Right now, all Aldis is getting from Sami is entitlement.
E-Entitlement?! Sami is about to go off, Fenix tells him to tranquilo. What’s going on with Sami? Sami says nothing! He’s the same guy he’s always been! It’s everyone else around here! Fenix asks what, how? Fenix barely recognizes Sami. Fenix storms off now, Sami grows frustrated, but there’s no water bottles to smack. Does Aldis have a point? Does Sami have to work on himself before he can get back to the gold?
Brie Bella & Paige VS Giulia & Kiana James!
The WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions know the rosters of both brands are after them, and Cathy Kelley interviews them at gorilla position about it. How do they feel knowing that the target on their backs just keeps getting bigger? Brie says they love it, but yes, it feels like you’re in a shark tank and everyone wants a piece of you. Fatal Influence, even Giulia & Kiana up next. This coming Monday, they defend the titles against Judgment Day. Paige says it has taken them years to get these bad boys, and they refuse to give them up so easily. But in step Irresistible Forces. Nia Jax says they’re rooting for the champs.
Paige & Brie doubt that, but Lash Legend says of course they want Paige & Brie to win. Same for Monday, too. Because then, Saturday Night’s Main Event, the Irresistible Forces get their rematch for the titles Paige & Brie stole. They don’t wanna beat anyone but these two and take back what is theirs. And also- The music interrupts, Brie says sorry, but there’s someone they have to beat. Brie & Paige head to the ring, will SmackDown be all about #ScreamMode?
The teams sort out and Brie starts against #MissManagement. The bell rings, the two circle, and the two tie up. Kiana SHOVES Brie down, then taunts her. Brie brushes that off, resets with Kiana, and they tie up. Kiana KNEES low, then whips Brie to the corner. Brie goes up, under, then BODY BLOWS! Brie clinches to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Brie brings Kiana over, tags Paige, and the fans cheer as the champs double whip. Brie whips Paige in, but Kiana ELBOWS her away! Kiana goes up and over but Paige mule kicks Kiana, then Brie BULLDOGS! Paige KNEES Kiana down, then covers, TWO! Kiana toughs it out but Paige stays on her.
Kiana throat chops Paige, tag to the Beautiful Madness! Giulia suplexes, Paige fights free, but Giulia kicks and kicks and fires hands in the corner! The ref counts, Giulia backs off, but then Giulia jukes the ref to ROCK Paige! Giulia reels Paige in, snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Paige toughs it out but Giulia stays on her. Giulia whips, Paige ducks ‘n’ dodges, then she slips around to mule kick! Paige snapmares Giulia, runs again, and basement DROPKICKS! The fans cheer and Paige fires up, ‘This is MY house!” Paige storms over to Giulia, goes to the apron, and brings her through ropes to KNEE again and again and again!
Paige glares at Kiana, shoves Giulia in, but Kiana then YANKS Paige down! The fans boo but Giulia hurries to POST Paige! Giulia & Kiana are on the same page beating up on Paige, and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns as Giulia hoists Paige up top. Giulia then positions Paige just right, SMACKS her, then climbs up after her. Paige fires body shots in return, then HEADBUTTS! Paige SMACKS Giulia off buckles, then goes up, up, and SUPER SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMBS! Both women are down and the fans fire up again! Paige and Giulia crawl, reach out, hot tag to Kiana! But then Paige dodges, hot tag to Brie! Brie goes up, up, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Kiana flounders, Giulia is back, but Brie dodges to KNEE low! Brie fires KNEE after KNEE, then sits Giulia down. “BRIE MODE~!” KNEE for Kiana! KNEE for Giulia!
Brie hits another KNEE on Kiana, then the fans join in on “YES! YES! YES!” Brie fires off Yes Kicks back and forth between her opponents! But Kiana ducks the buzzsaw! Kiana fireman’s carries, Brie slips free to kick and BELLA BUSTER! Cover, Giulia breaks it! Brie TOSSES Giulia out for it, then ROCKS Kiana! And ROCKS her again! Brie whips, Kiana KICKS back, Giulia tags in! Brie dodges Kiana, ROCKS Giulia, but the CODE BREAKER leads to the NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!! Cover, Paige breaks it! Kiana kicks and TOSSES Paige, then tags back in. Giulia & Kiana drag Brie up, bring her around, but Paige is back already!
Kiana dodges, but that lets Paige TACKLE Giulia out of the ring! And Brie rolls up Kiana! TWO, and Kiana SUPERKICKS Brie! Then STANDING MOONSAULT but onto knees! Brie turns thigs back around, CRAVAT SMASH and Paige is in! RAMPAIGE DDT!! Cover, Paige & Brie win!
Winners: Brie Bella & Paige, by pinfall
Giulia & Kiana came in with a game plan, but the champs pull through! But will Paige & Brie still be champions after Monday Night Raw? Or will Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez bring these belts back to Judgment Day?
Backstage interview with Tiffany Stratton.
Cathy is now with the Women’s United States Champion and says there are an abundance of alliances in the women’s division today. As a singles competitor, where does Tiff see herself fitting into it? Tiff says if she had to guess, she’d be like, “What is-” Wait, Giulia and Kiana shouting kinda distracts her. Well, if those are the kinds of teams Tiff has to go up against, she’ll be just fine. Unlike them, Tiff is just fine on her own. If they wanna play the numbers game, then- Now Chelsea Green steps in. The Hot Mess says she’s been looking for Tiff. And Tiff says yeah, just the person she was looking for, too. Because Tiff was just saying she doesn’t like being partnered up.
Oh, Tiff is talking about Giulia & Kiana, right? Chelsea says yeah, that is so embarrassing. But they’ve been bickering ever since Tiff, the second greatest Women’s US Champion, beat both of them. Tiff says yes, but sometimes some people just aren’t meant to be in a team. And some are just oblivious to that fact. Chelsea says Tiff is so right. That’d never be them! Right, because they’re not meant to be a team. Tiff leaves, Chelsea processes, and Chelsea says that’s just so them. She’s so funny… Chelsea does her best to brush that off, but will she have to accept Tiffy has no time for team-ups?
Cody Rhodes is here!
Columbia sings along with Kingdom as The American Nightmare makes his entrance, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, he has the Undisputed WWE Championship with him, but also a contract folder. Three guesses as to what it’s for. Cody gets his second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro, but he’s busy getting himself some armchairs and a table! The fans cheer as Cody is willing to put in the work to set up his own contract signing! Cody puts the chairs in place, then sets the contract and belt on the table! The fans cheer, and Cody grabs a mic. “Columbia, South Carolina! Whaddya wanna talk about?
“I have all of the formal ingredients for a contract signing! That’s what we got here: a contract for Gunther to come to SmackDown; a contract for a WWE Championship match at Clash in Italy; and that’s what we’re gonna do, folks, right here, right now!” The fans cheer that, and here comes Gunther! Gunther tells Cody, “Do you know how much time and work it took to set up that deal? Do you know how much strategic planning, how much foresight, how much negotiation went into all of this? I mean, we’re talking the roster transfer of the best wrestler in the WWE! And still, and still, you find a way to make it all about yourself. Just like a typical American!”
The fans boo Gunther, but he says he shouldn’t be surprised. He sees it on Cody’s neck every week! When the attention is not on Cody, Cody cries, complains, and finds a way to make it about himself. But not with Gunther! This is Gunther’s deal, this is his title match, and that will be HIS title. So, golden boy, all Gunther needs Cody to do is be professional, address him nicely, and don’t forget to say, “Please.” It’s very simple. Cody repeats back, “Simple? Simple.” Let’s not forget that Gunther is the one who got the drop on Cody, who got Heyman to do him this favor to get the title shot he didn’t even earn, and then Gunther wouldn’t sign in Jacksonville!
And now, Gunther’s basically saying he’s not signing here in Columbia, either! And yes, Cody is the one with a US flag tattoo on his neck, but GUNTHER is the one who is making this weird. So here’s the thing, Cody is making it simple: This is the contract here, in this ring, and he has to come in here to sign it. If Gunther wants Cody to say please, then PLEASE, come to the ring, sign the contract, so that he’s guaranteed to get his ass kicked in Italy! The fans cheer that! Gunther says okay, Cody. He noticed the “please” but Cody didn’t mean it. So Gunther will help Cody rephrase this: Please, Mr. Gunther- WAIT, Royce Keys is here?!
The fans cheer as The Powerhouse steps out on stage, then smirks as he looks at Gunther. “If you won’t sign it, I will!” Royce pushes Gunther aside, goes to the ring, and he looks at the contract. Cody nods and says okay, fair enough. Skip the SmackDown contract, go to the title match. But then Gunther storms in and snatches the pen! Gunther argues with Royce, Royce takes the pen back, but Gunther takes it back again! Royce and Gunther get forehead to forehead and Royce dares Gunther to sign it then! Royce SHOVES Gunther, and Aldis says whoa, this is quite the situation developing here.
But Gunther is right, this whole process was very simple. That is a contract for the title shot at Clash in Italy. It’s supposed to have Gunther’s name on it. But Gunther has yet to sign it, so as far as Aldis is concerned, Gunther’s overplayed his hand and now the shot is up for grabs! So here’s what we’ll do: tonight, Gunther VS Royce Keys, and the winner gets to sign on the dotted line to face Cody for the title! The fans fire up for that! Gunther is furious but this is on him. Cody tells Royce he is proud of him, they’re good friends. But Cody will tell Royce like he is telling Gunther, Cody is easy to find, hard to beat. Royce stares Cody down, but will they meet in Turin, Italy?
MFT watches this from backstage.
Solo Sikoa did not expect that. But listen, the tag titles can wait. They understand the assignment? Tama, do you understand the assignment? Tama nods and Solo says good. R-Truth isn’t cleared to compete tonight, but Priest is still waling. Tama is gonna take him out tonight. And Talla, let’s go talk with Royce. Talla follows Solo as he steps out, and in steps Shinsuke Nakamura. He tells Tama that Nakamura knows Tama’s decision. But then Talla CLOBBERS Nakamura! Talla THROWS Nakamura into road cases, and he says he warned Nakamura! CHOKE SLAM down through a table! Refs and producers rush in, but the damage is done.
Talla leaves Nakamura behind. Did he just take the King of Strong Style off the board? Or will this only bring the wrath of Strong Style down on his head?
Gunther argues with Aldis backstage.
Aldis points out that they had a deal, Gunther didn’t go along with it! He’s the one being unprofessional and going back on his word. That much of Heyman must’ve rubbed off on Gunther, but here’s what he forgot to tell Gunther: Don’t play games with Aldis! As far as Aldis is concerned, Gunther now has to earn his shot! Gunther says Aldis should be thankful he’s even here! Gunther is furious, but he should be blaming himself. Will he now lose his golden opportunity? Or can he topple the Powerhouse before it’s too late?
Carmelo Hayes VS Ricky Saints!
The chase for the US Championship is on, and Melo wants to prove this division is still about workhorses, not show horses! But will he have to show Saints that directly? Or will this be an Absolute victory in Columbia?
The bell rings and Saints fires off on Melo in a corner! Saints CHOPS, then he CHOPS again. Melo pushes Saints, Saints kicks low and CLUBS him! Saints whips, Melo reverses, then drops down to hurdle over. Melo arm-drags Saints, but Saints arm-drags back! Saints avoids the arm-drag, but Melo dodges the dropkick! Melo misses a kick, but he ROCKS Saints to DROPKICK after all! The fans cheer, and Melo stalks Saints to a corner. Melo stands Saints up, CHOPS him, then CHOPS again! Melo brings Saints around, bumps him off buckles, then CHOPS again! The fans cheer but the ref counts, and Melo brings Saints around.
Melo whips, Saints reverses to kick low and CLUB Melo again. Saints wrenches Melo, goes up the corner, and gives a little Old School! The fans are torn, but Saints AX HANDLES Melo, then LARIATS him down! Saints strikes his pose, but he’s stinging from those chops. Saints stands Melo up to CHOP, then he whips Melo to ropes. melo stops himself, then DUMPS Saints out! Melo avoids a shot to then KICK! FADE AWAY JUMPER! Saints tumbles to the floor while the fans cheer Melo. Melo builds speed, FLIES, and down goes Saints! Melo almost overshot his target, but he high–fives fans as he stands up, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Melo grabs his own merch shirt shirt and brings it over to a young fan to give it to them personally. The fans applaud, and Melo CHOPS Saints. Melo puts Saints in the ring, stalks him to ropes, but the ref has Melo hold on. Melo is annoyed, he storms up anyway, but Saints FLAPJACKS Melo to HOTSHOT him off the ropes! Saints then drags Melo up, drags him out of the ring, and scoops to SNAKE EYES off the apron! Saints puts Melo back in, then puts him along the apron for a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! Saints then taunts the fan Melo gave the shirt to! Saints hurries to get Melo up, but Melo CHOPS him away!
Melo runs up, but Saints BOOTS Melo down! Cover, TWO! Saints is frustrated but he drags Melo up and around. Saints reels Melo in to snap suplex! Saints smooths his hair while he smiles, then he pushes Melo to a cover, TWO! Melo is tougher than that but Saints stalks him to a corner. Saints stands Melo up, whips him corner to corner, then runs up, but into an ELBOW! Melo reels Saints in and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Saints toughs it out, but Melo brings him up to whip. Saints ducks ‘n’ dodges to LARIAT in return! Cover, TWO! Saints is annoyed but he keeps close. Saints brings Melo up, kicks low, then puts Melo in a corner.
Saints fires off haymakers and body shots, but the ref counts. Saints hoists Melo up top, climbs up after him, but Melo CHOPS! Saints ROCKS Melo, Melo ROCKS Saints, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Saints climbs, goes to the very top, but Melo uses that for the SUPER GOURD BUSTER! The fans fire up as Melo then adjusts, aims, and FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Saints survives as Melo hits an almost five-star one of those, but the fans rally up again. Saints goes to a corner, Melo to the other. Melo runs up, FIRST- NO, Saints stops that and ROCKS Melo with a forearm! Then NORTHERN LIGHTS DRIVER! Cover, TWO!!
The fans rally as Melo survives, but Saints clamps onto a chinlock. We get a picture in picture with Pressure: The Untold True Story of D-Day. Saints squeezes Melo tight, enduring the pressure Saints is putting on, and we return to single picture. Saints shifts to have a top wristlock included. Melo still endures, fights up, and the fans cheer as he arm-drags free! SUPERKICK! Melo then SUPERKICKS again! Saints rebounds, Melo fakes him out, and Melo KICKS, to then SUPERKICK after all! The fans cheer Melo on and he takes a bow. Melo waits on Saints, runs up to whip, but Saints reverse. Melo springboards to FLYING LARIAT!
The fans fire up with Melo and he goes to another corner. Saints rises, Melo runs up, DIRTY DIANA! Cover, TWO! Saints survives the facebuster but Melo keeps his cool. Melo rises, Saints staggers, and Melo reels Saints in. Melo suplexes but Saints blocks! Saints fires body shots, suplexes, but Melo cradle counters! They roll, roll, TWO! Saints blocks a kick to BOOT Melo, then whip and scoop, POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Saints shouts in frustration as Melo survives! Saints slaps Melo around, then stomps him. Saints drags Melo up, reels him in, and REVOLUTION- NO, Melo denies the DDT, FIRST 48!! Cover, TWO!!
Saints survives and Melo is beside himself! The fans rally harder and Melo forces himself to go up a corner. Melo wants that game winner, and NOTHING BUT- NO! Saints dodges! Saints runs up, gets Melo, REVOLUTION DDT!! Cover, TWO?!?! Saints is pissed but Melo is showing that championship toughness! Saints reels Melo in, Canadian Racks, but Melo fights it to a fireman’s carry! But Saints slips free, shoves, and then wrenches! Saints whips Melo hard into buckles, then rolls him up, FEET ON ROPES! The ref sees that in time and says NO! The fans boo Saints while he argues with the ref.
Melo rolls Saints up! Cover, AND FEET ON ROPES! Melo wins!!
Winner: Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall
Turnabout is fair play, and Melo snatches one from Saints the way Saints tried to snatch one on H1M! When and where will Melo get his shot at the US Championship?
R-Truth talks with Royce Keys.
Truth tells Royce that he knows he’s getting ready for the biggest match of his career, but Truth wants to thank Royce. And damn, he big. But thanks for helping out with MFT. They’re building a new clubhouse for the New Judgment Day, Royce can fill out an application and Truth will make sure to approve him. Clubhouse? Is Royce gonna be stealing boxes on his day off? Well, Royce will think about it. Royce heads out, Truth says yeah, think about it, dawg. Then Priest walks in and asks what that was about. Truth says Royce can join the Judgment Day 2000, dawg! Uh, Priest isn’t even gonna touch what Truth just said.
But what Priest wants to know is what’s up with Royce. As Priest sees it, Solo has MFT taking everybody out. They took Priest out, they took Truth out, and they even took out Shinsuke. But when Royce is around, he’s not touched. Now, Royce may have Truth’s trust, but not Priest’s. Priest just wants Truth to be careful. Truth says fair enough. And he apologizes for last week, because Priest was right; Truth goes out there, MFT used him to get to Priest. It won’t happen again. Well it won’t happen tonight, because Truth isn’t even medically cleared. Whatever happens happens, but at least Priest knows Truth will be safe.
Priest heads out, Truth says he loves Priest! Will the Archer of Infamy be able to shoot down The Good Bad Guy? Or will Solo’s Right Hand Man get the upper hand here tonight?
Danhausen walks the halls.
And the Very Nice, Very Evil Overlord pushes aside some light stands. He thought he told them to clean the place up. Oh, right, the Minihausens already took their PTO. A call comes in on the old timey phone, and he says yes, the experiment for Backlash was a resounding success. Hey, how’d you get this number? Never call here again! Bye. Wait, is the machine still active? Danhausen says yes, something bigger, better, larger! Danhausen’s life’s work! Wait, is Danhausen doing a Frankenstein!? Danhausen taps on his computer, some sparks fly, but that seems to be a good thing. Just what is he going to cook up next?
Damian Priest VS Tama Tonga!
The WWE Tag Team Champions have been fighting nonstop, and that continues here tonight. Will Priest get payback for what happened last week? Or will MFT make it clear they are still dangerous?
Speaking of dangerous, Tama attacks before Priest is ready! The fans boo and the bell rings as Tama fires off fists in the corner! The ref counts, Tama stops at 4, and he throws his shirt off, only for Priest to grab and THROW Tama! Priest fires off hands of his own, then takes his jacket off. Tama fires back with more hands, then whips, only for Priest to reverse and ELBOW Tama down! Priest hauls Tama up, wrenches and whips, but Tama KICKS back! Priest guzels Tama, Tama breaks free, but Priest ROCKS Tama! Tama rebounds, slides under and trips Priest to a cover, TWO! Priest JUMP ROUNDHOUSES and Tama’s down!
The fans rally as Priest stalks Tama to the ropes. Tama gets away to the outside, but Priest goes out the other side. Priest runs in around the way, but Tama leaps off the steel steps! Tama CLOBBERS Priest first, then soaks up the heat, while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns as Tama has Priest up top, only for Priest to throw body shots. Priest HEADBUTTS Tama, then he drops down to ROUNDHOUSE Tama! Priest steps inside, CLUBS Tama, then lifts Tama in the crucifix! But Tama spins around to have a SLEEPER! Priest stays up to RAM Tama into the corner! Priest throws Tama away, Tama comes back, but Priest ELBOWS him away. Tama ROCKS Priest, then blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW! VENENO DDT! Cover, TWO! Tama grows frustrated, but he pie faces Priest around. Tama talks trash, then SMACKS Priest! Priest is mad now and the fans fire up!
Tama swings, Priest counter punches! And counter punches again and again! Priest ROCKS and whips Tama, Tama reverses, but Priest RUNS Tama over! Priest kicks, Tama blocks, but Priest BELL CLAPS and ROUNDHOUSES! Then a clinch for the FLATLINER! The fans fire up while Priest runs up on Tama, ELBOW in the corner! Priest then suplexes for the BROKEN ARROW! Cover, TWO! Tama survives but Priest stays focused. Priest winds up the arm, the fans rally up, and Priest runs the ropes, but Tama bails out! The fans boo but Priest just goes back out the side. Priest runs in again, and this time, Priest POUNCES Tama onto the desk!
Tama takes a tumble and the fans fire up with Priest! Priest drags Tama up, brings him around, and puts him in the ring. Priest rallies the fans as he climbs the corner, but he gets wobbly! Tama hits the ropes and that makes Priest fall back! Tama then drags Priest up, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Priest survives the ace, but Tama still has cards to play. Tama underhooks Priest, lifts, but Priest fights that to lift Tama! Tama fights, sunset flips, but Priest grabs him by the neck! Priest drags Tama up, but Tama fires elbows! Priest comes back to LARIAT! The straps come down and the fans fire up! Guzel and SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, Priest wins!
Winner: Damian Priest, by pinfall
But then TALLA TONGA BOOTS PRIEST DOWN! The fans boo as MFT are sore losers1 Solo Sikoa prepares his thumb and Talla hauls Priest up! SAMOAN SPIKE!! The fans boo harder as MFT stands over Priest with no one there to save him. But will MFT regret trying to tear down #WepaUp?
Sami Zayn vents to someone.
Aldis calling Sami entitled, for simply asking for a rematch. As if everything Sami has done for this place isn’t enough. He swears, things are changing around here, it is not what it used to be. Y’know who feels it the most? Guys like us. Johnny Gargano is still depressed planking. Sami says remember when wrestling was a thing. When being great at this, giving your all, the fans would always be on your side! You were guaranteed to rise, because cream always rises to the top! Remember when that mattered? Candice LeRae stops Sami here. This is not working. If we’re talking entitled, Candice is entitled to a husband who doesn’t just lie around all day!
But whatever! Candice storms off, Sami says home must be a mess. But don’t listen to that. Don’t listen to the noise. Tune it out. You gotta remember who you are, and whatever you do, don’t let anyone take that from you. Ever! Sami leaves Gargano to his stupor, but then Gargano’s eyes look his way. Is what Sami said getting through to Johnny Wrestling?
Blake Monroe speaks.
“I’m not your hero, I’m The Glamour. The starlet on the marquee, the champagne soaked Cinderella of WWE. And to every woman in that locker room, you’ll see the difference between me and you.”
Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS B-Fab & Mia Yim w/ Jade Cargill!
Whether it’s the tag titles or THE title, The Queen & Lil’ Miss Bliss want to get back on top. However, the same can be said about The Storm and her Baddies. Will Fab & Michin remove the obstacles on their path so that they and Jade can take it all? Or will #Charlexa prove they’re more than ready for another opportunity?
But before the match, Jade grabs a mic and tells everyone to wrap it up. “Everybody acts so tough when Jade Cargill ain’t in the building. But when my music hits, everybody seems to get real quiet. You see, Rhea Ripley found that out last week. Pressure busts pipes. And at Clash in Italy, I bust champions, too. The WWE Women’s Championship is coming home with me.” The fans boo and Jade says she loves it. Y’all know why! Because Jade’s #That- WAIT, Charlotte’s entrance interrupts that catchphrase! The fans cheer as Charlotte is then joined by Alexa, and they have mics now. “They don’t wanna hear you talk, babe.” “Cuz this is Flair Country, right?” The fans cheer and “WOO~!”
So here’s the thing, they’ve been doing this dance for a few years now. And last week, Jade finally pissed Charlotte off. So let’s play. Oh, look! The back-up dancers! Where’s Rhea? Funny how someone can talk so loud yet get so quiet when they get pump-kicked in the face. Wow, funny stuff. Aren’t Jade’s back-up dancers supposed to be making Jade look good? What’s going on here? Ow, that was mean, Blisster. But seems they’re here to do Jade’s dirty work. And since they have a match, Charlotte knows Columbia is tired of hearing Jade talk. She knows Charlexa are tired of hearing her talk, and even Jade’s girls are tired of hearing her talk!
So maybe Jade should just take a seat and take some notes. WOO~! Jade says right, okay, well, let’s get the ref out here and let’s take some notes. And please, entertain Jade, because she’s the one getting bored. The match is finally set to begin, but who will win? We’ll see, after the break.
SmackDown returns as the bell rings, and Charlotte steps to Mia. They circle, feel things out, and the fans “WOO~!” Charlotte smiles, Mia frowns, but the two tie up. Charlotte waistlocks to SLAM Mia down. Mia fights up to the ROPEBREAK, and Charlotte lets go. Mia bails out, Fab is there to talk it out, but Charlotte gets the fans to “WOO~” again. Charlotte holds the ropes open for Mia but Mia refuses to accept. Charlotte backs away, Mia step sin, and they tie up again. Charlotte waistlocks for another SLAM! Charlotte ducks an elbow, back suplexes, but Mia lands out. Mia CHOP BLOCKS Charlotte, a very Flair move to do!
Mia takes aim and PELES Charlotte down! Mia bumps Charlotte off buckles, talks trash, then bumps her off buckles again. “That’s your queen?!” But then Charlotte bumps Mia off buckles! And CHOPS! Mia hits back but Charlotte GAMANGIRIS! Charlotte scoops but Mia slips free to THROW Charlotte down by her hair! Mia sits Charlotte up to ROCK her, SMACK her, then runs to RANA! Charlotte staggers up, Mia SPIN KICKS Charlotte down! Mia drags Charlotte up, runs the ropes, but Charlotte avoids the dropkick! Charlotte headscissors to THROW Mia around again and again! Charlotte then kips up and the fans fire up!
Mia scrambles away while Charlotte struts, then she tells Jade, “SUCK IT!” Fab tags in, Charlotte tags Bliss. The fans cheer as Alexa dodges Fab to drop toehold, then she SMACKs, ROCKS, KNEES, and SHOTGUNS Fab down! The fans cheer, Alexa KNEES Fab in the back and against the ropes! Alexa snapmares, then INSULT2- NO, Mia gets in the way! Fab dodges the senton to then LARIAT! Fab drags Alexa around, rains down fists, and she talks trash on the fans. Fab steps on Alexa, drags her around, and whips her to a corner. Alexa BOOTS in return, then goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES, but into Fab’s arms! Fab hits a SWINGING SLAM, then covers, TWO!
Alexa survives but Fab has a sinister smile, and Jade likes what she sees while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns again as Mia DROPKICKS Alexa! Mia taunts Charlotte, then jukes the ref to sucker punch! Charlotte is furious but the ref stops her, letting The Baddies mug Alexa! But Alexa ELBOWS Fab, dodges Mia, and hurries to her feet. Alexa ELBOWS Mia away, but Mia hurries to grab a wristlock! Mia kicks low, scoops Alexa, but Alexa swings through to DDT! Both women are down and the fans fire up! Alexa and Mia crawl, hot tags to Fab and Charlotte! The fans fire up as Charlotte goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES Fab! The fans “WOO~” as the CHOPS fire off on Mia and Fab, back and forth!
Charlotte just CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, then she runs to LARIAT Fab down! The fans cheer Charlotte, she talks trash on Jade, and she scoops Fab for the EXPLODER! Then a kick to Mia, for an EXPLODER! Charlotte kips up, tells Jade to “SUCK IT!” again, then flexes as she steps on Fab. Charlotte goes up, up, but Jade distracts her! Fab YANKS Charlotte down! Fab BOOTS Charlotte to the corner, tags Mia, and Mia goes up! MISSILE DROPKICK! Mia hurries to drag Charlotte back over, tags Fab back in, and The Baddies DOUBLE BOOT! High stack, Bliss breaks it! The fans fire up as Bliss hurries away.
Jade is frustrated but Mia HOTSHOTS Charlotte behind there’fs back! B-Fab O’Conner Rolls, TWO! And Charlotte has th elegs! FIGURE FOUR, but she has to let go as Mia runs up! The elbow drop misses, and Charltote LARIATS Mia up and out! Fab waistlocks, Charltote switches, but Fab elbows free! Alexa tags in, Fab wrenches to HOOK KICK Charlotte! Fab whips, Charlotte goes up and out to BOOT Mia! BOOT for Fab, and Bliss is there! Mia YANKS Charlotte from the apron while Bliss hits TWISTED SISTER DDT! Cover, but Jade YANKS Alexa out, then DCKS her!
Winners: Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss, by disqualification
Jade didn’t want her team losing so she goes and hands Charlexa the win instead! Mia drags Charlotte up, but Charlotte CHUCKS Mia over the desk! And then she BOOTS Fab outta the ring! Now it’s just Queen and B1tch! Jade stands down, so Charlotte goes to check on Alexa. When and where will these two alpha females finally fight it out?
Fatal Influence watches this backstage.
Jacy Jayne, Fallon Henley & Lainey Reid are not exactly impressed, but Cathy Kelley steps in for a quick interview. Ever since these three arrived on SmackDown, they’ve made quite the impact. Did the rest of the locker room expect them to be this impactful this quickly? Fallon says in this business, you’re either predator or prey. And let’s be honest, they’re at the top of the food chain. Plus, all these so-called teams act like best friends, but The Influence knows that deep down, no one can stand each other. As for The Influence, it is the complete opposite. They’re a unit, loyalty is their currency. And soon enough, it will pay dividends when they’re draped in gold.
As for the rest of the locker room, take this as a warning: It is only a matter of time before you fall at their feet! The Influence heads out, will SmackDown soon be completely under their control?
Charlotte & Alexa regroup backstage.
Last week, Charlotte tolerated Rhea, and she is really working hard on being a team player. Where is Rhea this week? Alexa gets that, but they’re still outnumbered. Fatal Influence, Irresistible Forces, The Baddies. Charlotte says they’ve been outnumbered for like six months! Alexa says they need help. Charlotte thinks on how to put this. Does she look like an “I need help” kind of person? She doesn’t think so. Alexa says no, she isn’t, but they are outnumbered, and Rhea still owes them. Alexa has an idea, just trust her. Well, Alexa’s gotten Charlotte this far. The Queen follows Alexa’s lead, but just what is the plan?
Solo finds Royce preparing backstage.
Solo claps and says, “Aight. Aight. Yeah, big match tonight, huh? Big match tonight against Gunther. Now listen, I can help you beat Gunther. Hmm? I can help you become champion. How does that sound? I know you like that, right? But look, don’t listen to Jacob, okay? Listen to me, follow me. Me and you can be running SmackDown and taking over everything. Because I hate to see whatever happened to Shinsuke happen to you.” Royce puts down the resistance band and tells Solo that he’s got this, aight? Aight. But spoilers, Jacob said the same thing. Solo leaves, Royce scowls, but will Royce prove to everyone that he has the keys to success all on his own?
Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Match: GUNTHER VS Royce Keys!
Der Ring General perhaps hypocritically accused The American Nightmare of making everything about himself, but his arrogance almost completely cost him his golden opportunity. Will Gunther now earn the match he wants with Cody Rhodes? Or will Royce take everything that he wants?
SmackDown returns Gunther waits in the ring. Gunther talks trash on Royce, even as Royce makes his entrance. The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Royce manages to power Gunther back. Gunther turns things around in the corner, the ref counts, and Gunther pie faces Royce. “Who you think you are, huh?!” Royce SHOVES Gunther down! Gunther bails out, the fans fire up, but the ref keeps Royce from going after Gunther. Royce dares Gunther to come back, but Gunther takes his time. They circle, but then Gunther bails out. The fans boo but Gunther seems to need another breather.
Royce waits on Gunther, the ring count climbs, but Gunther storms back inside. The two circle, then approach, but Gunther kicks Royce low. Gunther headlocks, Royce powers up and out, and the two RAM shoulders! Royce makes the pecs dance, but Gunther CHOPS! Gunther headlocks but Royce endures the grind. Royce powers up, powers out, and RAMS shoulders with Gunther again! Royce runs to RAM Gunther! Gunther rebounds to RAM Royce, but Royce rebounds to RUN Gunther over! The fans fire up as Royce storms up, but Gunther CHOPS! Royce shakes it off?! Gunther CHOPS again, and now Royce is getting mad!
Gunther CHOPS, but Royce grabs that arm! Royce fires forearms on Gunther, then JABS in the corner again and again! The ref counts, Royce whips corner to corner, but Gunther BOOTS back! Gunther runs, but Royce scoops him! The fans fire up for the OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! Cover, TWO! Gunther bails out, the fans boo, but Royce dares Gunther to come back again. Gunther has some blood in his teeth, has he finally met a man that makes him the underdog? Royce then goes out after Gunther, whips him into barriers, and Gunther falls in a heap! The fans fire up again as Royce storms over. Royce high-fives fans, then whips Gunther into more barriers!
Gunther sputters as Royce walks over to him. Royce refreshes the count, then drags Gunther up. Royce whips Gunther over the desk! The fans fire up again while Gunther sputters on the floor, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Royce drags Gunther up, shoves hm into barriers, then again refreshes the ring count. Royce whips Gunther, but Gunther reverses, and Royce hits steel steps hard! The ref hurries to check Royce while Gunther rolls into the ring. Royce is somehow able to continue, so the ring count starts again. Gunther staggers around while the count climbs, and Royce sits up at 5 of 10. Royce crawls at 7, drags himself up, and Gunther wants the count to go faster! Royce lunges in at 9.9! Gunther storms over to Royce, and KICKS his arm! Royce writhes, but Gunther drags him from the ropes. Gunther KNEE DROPS on the arm!
Royce writhes again, clutching the elbow, but Gunther paces. Royce fires a body shot, a haymaker, and repeat! Royce backs Gunther down, but Gunther wrenches the bad arm to CLUB it! Royce drops down, but Gunther clamps on a top wristlock! Gunther puts on the pressure, but Royce fights up, up, and scoops! But Gunther cranks on the bad arm! Royce still tries, but Gunther fights free of the scoop, to UPPERCUT the bad arm! Royce falls to his knees while Gunther soaks up the heat. Gunther paces around Royce, then stalks Royce to ropes. The ref has Gunther stay back, but then Gunther stomps Royce’s shoulder!
Gunther hauls Royce up, winds up, and short arm LARIATS! Royce stays on his feet, and as SmackDown returns to single picture, Gunther short arm LARIATS again! Royce is still up, Gunther tries again, but Royce dodges! Royce LARIATS Gunther down! The fans fire up for Royce while he and Gunther rise again. Gunther CHOPS and Royce falls! The fans boo but Gunther just soaks up that heat. Gunther paces around Royce, drags him up, and reels him in. Royce blocks the suplex! Royce tries to suplex, but Gunther blocks! Royce powers up, but Gunther wrenches out to CHOP! Gunther tries again, but Royce suplexes after all!
The fans fire up while both men are down again! Both men rise, and Royce fires shots with the good hand. Royce whips, Gunther reverses, and Gunther KNEES low! Gunther whips and KNEES again! Gunther then reels Royce in, and CHOPS him down! Cover, TWO! Royce toughs it out and Gunther scowls, but the fans rally again. Gunther TOSSES Royce out, then soaks up more heat. Royce crawls as the count climbs, but Gunther steps out to the apron. The ref reprimands but Gunther stomps Royce’s arm. The fans boo as Gunther taunts Royce. Royce stands, Gunther runs up, but Royce blocks the kick! And he YANKS Gunther from the apron!
Royce carries Gunther to the desk! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM on the desk! And again! And again! Then Royce hauls Gunther back into the ring! The fans rally up as Royce runs, but Gunther BOOTS him! Gunther runs, but Royce avoids the boot! Gunther is stuck on the rope, Royce SPLASHES! Royce whips corner to corner, Gunther comes back, LARIAT! Gunther hurries up a corner, but Royce meets him up there! SUPERPLEX! The fans fire up while both men are down! Royce crawls to a cover, TWO! Gunther survives and now Royce has some blood in his teeth. Royce drags himself up, the fans rally harder, and Royce storms his way over to Gunther.
Royce LARIATS but Gunther stays up. Royce LARIATS back and forth, front and back, but Gunther ducks one to SLEEPER!! Royce gasps, reaches out, but Gunther drags him down! Royce flails, reaches out, and the fans rally as hard as they can, but Gunther just squeezes tighter! Wait, SOLO is here? Solo coaches Royce to keep fighting, and it’s working! Royce has his second wind! Royce powers up to his feet, but Gunther CLUBS him and reels him in! But Royce BACKDROPS free! Gunther LARIATS, Royce LARIATSW, repeat! Then Royce dodges to LEAPING LARIAT! The fans fire up again and Royce fires those sandwiching LARIATS again!
Royce winds up to LARIAT, and down goes Gunther! Cover, TWO!! Gunther survives but Solo tells Royce to keep going. Royce SPLASHES Gunther, whips him corner to corner, then SPLASHES again! Royce scoops, but Gunther slips free! SLEEPER!! Royce is fading again, but Solo keeps shouting for him to fight! Solo gets the fans to cheer harder, that’s new… Royce fights up again, fires body shots, but Gunther CHOPS! And CHOPS! Royce rebounds to POUNCE Gunther, but into the ref!! Solo says now’s the time! Royce brings the straps down, but Solo sends a chair in! The fans boo, but Royce does think about it.
Royce CHUCKS the chair at Solo! But then Gunther CLUBS Royce! And he LARIATS! Then a GUNTHER BOMB!! Cover, Gunther wins!
Winner: Gunther, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the WWE Championship)
Solo tried to help Royce, but their, uh, difference of opinion, just cost Royce. Will Solo have to apologize profusely to the Powerhouse? Meanwhile, Gunther has the shot at Cody he wanted, and he tells Cody that there is nothing he can do about what’s coming for him in Italy! But while Gunther has tunnel vision with the camera, Cody slides in! CROSS RHODES!! The fans cheer the champ, and Cody “welcomes” Gunther to SmackDown! Will the American Nightmare survive the Austrian Anomaly when they Clash in Italy?
My Thoughts:
A great SmackDown to pivot from Backlash and head for Clash In Italy. While it was pretty clear we were getting Cody VS Gunther, I really like how they made it official here. Cody making his own contract signing segment was great, and Royce getting involved was really good. There have been a handful of occasions where someone found an opening to hijack a contract signing, and then that main event match was awesome. I also liked how Solo was almost a Face here, supporting Royce in fighting Gunther. But because Solo is still Heel, he insisted on cheating to win, and that screwed Royce up.
Depending on how badly Truth is hurt, if he’s really hurt to begin with, I feel like we need a Six Man Tag of Priest, Royce, and Nakamura VS MFT, and that is the moment Tama breaks away from Solo. As such, that was a really good match from Priest VS Tama, good win for Priest, but of course MFT beats him up with Truth is unable to even go ringside, and Nakamura was already taken out by Talla beforehand. Meanwhile, it sounds like we’re getting more Six Woman Tags while sorting out contenders for Rhea’s title. Jade lets #Charlexa win just so she could do some damage, but clearly Rhea will help out again so settle things with The Baddies.
Very good promo from Brie & Paige with Nia & Lash before that very good tag match. Obviously Giulia and Kiana are falling apart at the seams, but it was also good stuff to have them cameo in Tiffany’s promo with Chelsea. Maybe teams wouldn’t need to break up and others form if TKO & WWE didn’t cut some legit talent that could’ve been in the tag division, but corporate greed can never be defeated. But if nothing else, Tiff will surely face Chelsea, Giulia, and Kiana for the US Championship, probably in a Fatal 4 Way of some kind.
Speaking of US Championships, great stuff for Trick in his homecoming. Miz & Kit stepping up was good stuff because it let Yachty show off his own skills, and then Trick gets a great win in front of his hometown crowd. Melo VS Saints was awesome, too, great win for Melo. A Trick VS Melo feud would be great stuff, but also feels like SummerSlam level stuff, so there need to be some feuds to hold them over until then, and if we get more of Trick VS Miz, more of Melo VS Saints, mixing and matching while getting others in the conversation, that’d be great stuff. Night of Champions could even be an opening for a Fatal 4 Way of their own.
And Sami continues to do great things with his anti-Face, anti-Heel character work. He tries to show his good side when asking nicely, but his bad side comes out pretty quickly after he doesn’t get his way. Him talking to Gargano is great, too, and it feels like they’re using this to snap Gargano out of his funk, too. And if this doesn’t lead back to the US title, I could see this work leading Sami to the top title in time for a SummerSlam match.
My Score: 8.8/10
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