Opinion
Why The Sixth Move Of Doom Works
WWE’s Super Show-Down event in Melbourne, Australia was notable for a number of things. Among the most talked about was the return of John Cena to WWE competition. Two things about Cena had the WWE Universe buzzing:
1. His JBL-style haircut.
John Cena became JBL so gradually we did not even notice pic.twitter.com/kkOMxhXqKu
— Ryan (@rev_ryan) October 6, 2018
2. The move he used to win the match.
Some call it the Lightning Fist/Punch. Corey Graves calls it…I don’t know what he said there. I assume its some video game reference that people will yell at me for not getting. It’s most popularly known as THE SIXTH MOVE OF DOOM. See, because Cena only knew five wrestling moves and wanted to add another one to his repetoire. He knows he’s not getting any younger, and these kids coming up to the show know everything there is to know about his strengths & weaknesses.
If you’re anything like me, your reaction the first time you saw it was something along the lines of “WUT DA HAIL?”. People thought the Attitude Adjustment was lame, but this takes things to a whole new level. We know John Cena’s demographic is the under-12 crowd, but even they can’t buy into this foolishness, right?
Right?
I decided to look into whether or not the Sixth Move of Doom could possibly be an effective finisher. The best way I could think of to find out would be to ask a doctor familiar with the art of pro wrestling. Since Dr. Brittany Baker, D.M.D. wouldn’t return my calls, I contacted my good friend Matthew J. Nutkowski, who has a doctorate in Wrestling Finishers. I wish I knew that field of study existed in my college days. Anyway, he had some answers to the issues I had with Cena’s new wrestling move.
First of all, what’s with the weird X thing he does? It looks like he’s signaling an injury to the back.
“That’s simple to explain. Have you ever watched wrestling before? Wrestlers draw on forces presented to them by their fans all the time. Hulk hulked up. Jerry pulled down the strap. John Cena is signaling for the X-Factor.
When these wrestlers do this, their effectiveness goes up several notches.”
OK, but explain the punch to me. It doesn’t even look like it connects with the guy.
It connects in right the just place. If you take a closer look, Cena’s punch connects with Elias’s right temple. I know you’re a baseball fan, so you remember Ray Chapman. The shortstop for the Cleveland Indians was killed in 1920 when a pitch from Carl Mays struck him in the left temple. He’s still the only Major League Baseball player to die during a game. Cena is a die-hard sports fan that knows the story well. He knows how dangerous a blow to the temple can be. It doesn’t take much to be effective.
I guess. What the heck was Graves yelling about?
Shandian Quantou is Mandarin for Lightning Fist.
Ah, ok. Cena’s been shooting a movie with Jackie Chan, right?
Of course, which is another aspect of the situation. The move goes back centuries in China. Many of their greatest fighters have used it, including Mr. Chan. Cena learned the move during the process of filming, and figured it would be useful in a WWE ring.
And it doesn’t hurt that China is a market WWE wants to get deeper into. Cena would be smart to ingratiate himself with those folks.
Now you’re getting it!
Indeed. ALL HAIL THE SIXTH MOVE OF DOOM. If anything else wins Move of the Year it’ll be complete insanity.
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Opinion
Chris King: Is Brock Lesnar Truly Retired?
Brock Lesnar retired at WWE WrestleMania 42, right? Are we totally sure? Chris King asks…
Brock Lesnar retired at WWE WrestleMania 42, right? Are we totally sure? Chris King asks…
At WrestleMania 42, ‘The Beast Incarnate’ Brock Lesnar took off his boots and gloves following his loss to Oba Femi. Lesnar has done it all inside of his twenty-four-year career in professional wrestling. He’s a ten-time WWE Champion and former UFC Heavyweight Champion, and he’s one who ended The Undertaker’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania.
While Lesnar was in the ring, he was visibly overwhelmed with emotion and crying while he thanked the fans in his own way. The Beast even threw up an x to signal to Paul Heyman, his longtime friend and advocate, that this was not scripted and was real. There had been rumors that Lesnar and Oba were supposed to have a series of matches before everything went down at Mania.
‘The Career Killer’ Gunther was doing Heyman’s bidding as he faced Seth Rollins for a favor. For a while now since Gunther retired Goldberg, John Cena, and AJ Styles, the rumor has been Gunther was set to retire Lesnar in his hometown at this year’s SummerSlam event. There’s been no confirmation if Lesnar is truly retired, but on this week’s episode of Friday Night SmackDown, we saw Heyman talking with General Manager Nick Aldis. Later that night following Rhodes’ match against the debuting Ricky Saints, Gunther choked out the WWE Champion. Could this be the favor from Heyman?
I know in the world of professional wrestling we live by the mantra of “never say never,” but what if Lesnar is actually retired and this was WWE’s way of shutting down those rumors about Gunther and Lesnar? What if Gunther’s next program is chasing after the WWE title, and where is Randy Orton at in all of these plans? There are so many questions that need to be answered, hopefully soon!
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Opinion
Chris King: Defend The Intercontinental Championship At Backlash!
With WWE Backlash upon us, Chris King wants to see Penta defend the Intercontinental Championship in Tampa!
With WWE Backlash upon us, Chris King wants to see Penta defend the Intercontinental Championship in Tampa!
This year’s annual Backlash showcase is only a few days away, and while there are many big matches announced, one that definitely should be isn’t on the card. In my opinion, outside of Roman Reigns/Jacob Fatu and Seth Rollins/Bron Breakker, the Intercontinental Championship scene has been stellar over the last month.
Penta has been an excellent champion, especially after his triumphant title defense in a ladder match against JeVon Evans, Rusev, Dragon Lee, and the Hall of Famer Rey Mysterio at WrestleMania 42. Their ladder match at Mania was one of the best that WWE has produced in a while.
The momentum never stopped, as on the post-Mania episode of Monday Night Raw, ‘All Ego’ Ethan Page made his debut and was quickly inserted into the Intercontinental title scene. Page had a fantastic showing against his longtime NXT rival Evans and picked up a big win in his debut match thanks to an assist from Rusev.
All Ego immediately joined forces with ‘The Bulgarian Brute’ Rusev, who was also vying for the Intercontinental Title in his own right. On this week’s episode of Raw, Page and Rusev defeated Evans and Penta. All Ego pinned the champion, making a huge statement and putting him one step closer to getting a title shot. For the past few weeks I’ve been anxiously waiting to see if WWE was going to add this incredible fatal four-way match for the Intercontinental Championship, but it hasn’t happened yet.
As much as the WWE Universe enjoys witnessing great matches on free television, I truly believe all four superstars deserve the chance to showcase their talents on the PLE. While Penta has done a terrific job as the intercontinental champion, it’s time for a fresh face to hold the prestigious title. Page would make a great braggadocious heel that would help elevate the Intercontinental Championship to new heights!
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