Opinion
Cook’s Top 5: Smelliest Wrestlers
Sometimes a match stinks, and sometimes it’s the wrestlers. Literally.
Sometimes a match stinks, and sometimes it’s the wrestlers. Literally.
Wrestling is a dirty, rotten business.
Anybody that’s been to a show can tell you that! I remember back in the day when I would go to Ring of Honor shows at the Montgomery County Fairgrounds. The building was affectionately referred to as “The Oven” because things tended to get a little warm due to the lack of working air conditioning. Add 500 or so wrestling fans, many of whose personal hygiene could be called into question anyway, and it wasn’t a pleasant experience to smell.
As much as we wrestling fans complain about odors at venues, imagine what wrestlers have to go through! Generally, fans aren’t bear hugging each other or applying chinlocks or headlocks or doing other things where they really get a good whiff. The most clean people get a pretty good stank going after a workout, so you have to assume there are all sorts of foul smells inside the ring.
Today, we rank the top 5 stinkiest pro wrestlers. Not from personal experience, mind you. Just idle speculation with assistance from opinions of other wrestlers.
5. Brooklyn Brawler
Just looking at this guy tells me he had to be one of the most foul smelling folks in wrestling. Dude shows up wearing ratty clothes & pants that couldn’t have been washed in years. It looks like he fell asleep under a leaky bus. It’s like wrestling’s version of Pigpen. I have no idea how the Brawler graduated the Terry Garvin School of Self Defense.
4. Kane
It’s not that I want to call out the Mayor of Knox County for being super smelly. It’s that Daniel Bryan already outed him for it. When your best friend is throwing you under the bus like that, it says something. I’m sure Daniel was merely trying to encourage Kane to wash that stinky glove once every few weeks or so. Kane was not pleased, but a dwarf appeared and took the Big Red Machine’s mind off the matter.
3. Brian Knobs
The Nasty Boys were two disgusting human beings that had to smell all kinds of awful. Knobs gets the nod over his tag team partner Jerry Sags because he was the one that had other wrestlers’ faces forced into his armpit. That’s one move I never saw anybody no-sell.
2. Vader

Bret Hart has called Vader the smelliest wrestler he ever worked with. Now, Bret is known and loved for his ability to bury people, but he’s got some backup on this one. Apparently Vader had a superstition that involved never washing his ring gear. Imagine a 400 pound man wrestling several matches a week in attire that he never washes. You’d prefer wrestling him early in the tour as opposed to later.
Honorable Mention: Natalya?
I’ve heard people describe WWE Creative’s ideas as “poopy” before. This was probably the stinkiest idea to ever come out of the writers’ room, which is saying something. Natalya was just chilling as one of the Divas of Doom with Beth Phoenix. Beth was getting most of the attention and the title opportunities, so Nattie needed something to stand out. We ended up with multiple segments with Natalya farting. I almost feel bad for bringing this up, as it’s likely you had forgotten about this angle until this very moment. Now everybody will remember that Natalya farts all the time.
1. Bastion Booger
Listen to that theme music. Look at that ring attire. See his finishing move, where he drops to his knees and plants his lower mid-section right on his opponent’s face. Nobody ever kicked out of that. How can you say anybody in pro wrestling stunk more than Bastion Booger?
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Opinion
Chris King: Is Brock Lesnar Truly Retired?
Brock Lesnar retired at WWE WrestleMania 42, right? Are we totally sure? Chris King asks…
Brock Lesnar retired at WWE WrestleMania 42, right? Are we totally sure? Chris King asks…
At WrestleMania 42, ‘The Beast Incarnate’ Brock Lesnar took off his boots and gloves following his loss to Oba Femi. Lesnar has done it all inside of his twenty-four-year career in professional wrestling. He’s a ten-time WWE Champion and former UFC Heavyweight Champion, and he’s one who ended The Undertaker’s undefeated streak at WrestleMania.
While Lesnar was in the ring, he was visibly overwhelmed with emotion and crying while he thanked the fans in his own way. The Beast even threw up an x to signal to Paul Heyman, his longtime friend and advocate, that this was not scripted and was real. There had been rumors that Lesnar and Oba were supposed to have a series of matches before everything went down at Mania.
‘The Career Killer’ Gunther was doing Heyman’s bidding as he faced Seth Rollins for a favor. For a while now since Gunther retired Goldberg, John Cena, and AJ Styles, the rumor has been Gunther was set to retire Lesnar in his hometown at this year’s SummerSlam event. There’s been no confirmation if Lesnar is truly retired, but on this week’s episode of Friday Night SmackDown, we saw Heyman talking with General Manager Nick Aldis. Later that night following Rhodes’ match against the debuting Ricky Saints, Gunther choked out the WWE Champion. Could this be the favor from Heyman?
I know in the world of professional wrestling we live by the mantra of “never say never,” but what if Lesnar is actually retired and this was WWE’s way of shutting down those rumors about Gunther and Lesnar? What if Gunther’s next program is chasing after the WWE title, and where is Randy Orton at in all of these plans? There are so many questions that need to be answered, hopefully soon!
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Opinion
Chris King: Defend The Intercontinental Championship At Backlash!
With WWE Backlash upon us, Chris King wants to see Penta defend the Intercontinental Championship in Tampa!
With WWE Backlash upon us, Chris King wants to see Penta defend the Intercontinental Championship in Tampa!
This year’s annual Backlash showcase is only a few days away, and while there are many big matches announced, one that definitely should be isn’t on the card. In my opinion, outside of Roman Reigns/Jacob Fatu and Seth Rollins/Bron Breakker, the Intercontinental Championship scene has been stellar over the last month.
Penta has been an excellent champion, especially after his triumphant title defense in a ladder match against JeVon Evans, Rusev, Dragon Lee, and the Hall of Famer Rey Mysterio at WrestleMania 42. Their ladder match at Mania was one of the best that WWE has produced in a while.
The momentum never stopped, as on the post-Mania episode of Monday Night Raw, ‘All Ego’ Ethan Page made his debut and was quickly inserted into the Intercontinental title scene. Page had a fantastic showing against his longtime NXT rival Evans and picked up a big win in his debut match thanks to an assist from Rusev.
All Ego immediately joined forces with ‘The Bulgarian Brute’ Rusev, who was also vying for the Intercontinental Title in his own right. On this week’s episode of Raw, Page and Rusev defeated Evans and Penta. All Ego pinned the champion, making a huge statement and putting him one step closer to getting a title shot. For the past few weeks I’ve been anxiously waiting to see if WWE was going to add this incredible fatal four-way match for the Intercontinental Championship, but it hasn’t happened yet.
As much as the WWE Universe enjoys witnessing great matches on free television, I truly believe all four superstars deserve the chance to showcase their talents on the PLE. While Penta has done a terrific job as the intercontinental champion, it’s time for a fresh face to hold the prestigious title. Page would make a great braggadocious heel that would help elevate the Intercontinental Championship to new heights!
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