Results
Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (12/10/21)
RKBRO on a Friday?
The champions of SmackDown defend their turf!
Before facing off for the SmackDown Tag Team Championships at Day 1, The Usos and New Day take on RKBRO in a Triple Threat Tag!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Los Lotharios VS Shinsuke Nakamura & Rick Boogs; Nakamura & Boogs win.
- Drew McIntyre VS Sheamus; McIntyre wins.
- Naomi VS Sonya Deville; No Contest.
- SmackDown Women’s Championship Contender’s Match: Charlotte Flair VS Toni Storm; Storm wins by disqualification and earns a future title match.
- Triple Threat Tag: The Usos VS The New Day VS RKBRO; The New Day wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
WWE mourns the loss of Jack Lanza.
Sami Zayn heads to the ring!
And he’s in a wheelchair, being wheeled out by muscular orderlies. Sami has a neck brace and a cast on a leg, too, all (supposedly) from being thrown around by Brock Lesnar and then Speared by Roman Reigns. Sami gets a mic to introduce himself as “the toughest man in the WWE history.” Don’t judge by what you see now, but by what it took to put him in this state. It took BOTH Roman Reigns and Brock Lesnar to do this to Sami! You don’t think that’s a little weird? Two guys who can’t stand each other both worked to keep Sami from becoming Universal Champion. He won’t claim conspiracy, but c’mon! He was ROBBED!
But y’know what really hurt the most? It wasn’t the German Suplexes of the F5’s. It was the BETRAYAL. Now, Sami has to do something about it! Now Sami has to do what’s right! Now Sami has to stand by his convictions and he must SUE! It brings Sami no pleasure, but he’ll Adam Pearce, he’ll sue Sonya Deville, he’ll sue the ref who shouldn’t have let the match happen, he’ll sue Roman, Lesnar, Paul Heyman and anyone that had anything to do with robbing him of his opportunity! But Heyman walks out to say “Ladies and gentlemen…” He apologizes that we had to be subjected to the spiel of suing and litigation from, of all people, Sami Zayn.
Paul thinks Sami is kidding? This isn’t a joke. No, Heyman doesn’t think this is funny. Heyman’s people do the litigating. His people own Hollywood to begin with! Shabot shalom, Sami. But Heyman finishes his self-introduction but Sami interrupts by saying he wasn’t done talking. Get out of his shot. Heyman hushes Sami but Sami won’t let Heyman stay in the shot. But Heyman says that on behalf of the WWE Universal Heavyweight Champion, Roman… Reigns…! Heyman is here- Sami stands up on his one good leg and says Heyman doesn’t understand. Sami isn’t done talking! And Sami happens to know that Roman isn’t here tonight.
Heyman says Roman is on a sabbatical to train for Day 1. Right, in Samoa. But Heyman’s here, all alone. Heyman wants to disrespect Sami? Neck brace or not, wheelchair or not, Sam is a world class athlete who will rip Heyman’s head off. There is NO ONE to save Heyman! Even the orderlies step up to Heyman. Wait, LESNAR is here! Lesnar grins as he has his pyro. And he gets a chair! Lesnar smacks the desk to show he’s serious about using it! Lesnar gets in the ring, and he sets it up to take a seat. Heyman says hey, but then Lesnar asks for the mic. Heyman hands it over as fans chant, “SUPLEX CITY!” Lesnar takes a seat to look Sami in the eye as he says, “How ya doin’, buddy?”
Not great. Sami isn’t great. But a wheelchair, a neck brace and a pair of male nurses? Oh is that funny, Brock? This is cuz of you! And shut your mouth! Lesnar wants Sami to calm down. They got off on the wrong foot. Ya think? Lesnar apologizes for last week. But on a scale of 1 to 10, how bad does it hurt? TEN! It’s at ten! Okay. But Sami says the emotional pain is a 20. Aww. Lesnar feels that. Does he? Sami said they were friends, right? Sami thought they were! Well they’re both Canadian alpha males. Now Lesnar will ask Sami, does Sami really think he could’ve Single handedly beaten Roman? Lesnar did Sami a favor! A favor!? He throw Sami on his head!
Think about it, Sami. Sami was never gonna beat Roman Reigns on that night and Sami knows it. So then… Lesnar was thinking two steps ahead to hurt Sami so that Roman’s victory wouldn’t really count? Exactly! Sami’s a smart kid! And speaking of, Sami said he was from Canada, but what part? Montreal, Quebec. Oh… Lesnar knows a little French. Sami says they don’t really talk like that. Brock’s just trying to lighten this up. But from one alpha male to another, Lesnar wants to invite Sami to Saskatchewan. They can go hunting, fishing. Sami’s vegan… Oh, c’mon, Sami! Lesnar stands up and Sami gets scared.
Lesnar just thinks they should get outta Hollywood and enjoy something more fun. Sami says maybe. Lesnar wheels Sami to the ropes but Heyman asks, “The Hell am I looking at here?!” Did Heyman spend too much time at the dispensary? Three years ago, this would’ve been an automatic trip to Suplex City! Instead, it’s Canadian besties about to go moose hunting instead of watching The Beast! The Conqueror! The once and most likely future REIGNING! DEFNDING! UNDISPUTED! WWE UNIVERSAL! Lesnar gets fired up and he MAULS Sami’s nurses! Sami is stuck in his wheelchair and fans fire up! Lesnar KICKS Sami out of the chair! Then TOSSES the chair!
Lesnar drags Sami up by his neck brace, to fireman’s carry! AND F5!! Heyman likes what he sees! But will Roman like seeing that Heyman motivated this out of The Beast?
Backstage interview with Brock Lesnar.
Kayla asks the purpose of Lesnar going to the ring. Go ask his Advocate, Paul Heyman. Is that official?
Los Lotharios VS Shinsuke Nakamura & Rick Boogs!
Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo wait in the ring as the King of Strong Style and his rockin’ bard make their entrance. Will these two teams finally settle the score in this tag team rematch?
The teams sort out, Boogs starts with Carrillo. Boogs runs Carrillo right over at the bell! Then he scoops, only for Carrillo to slip out, kick, and run into a POUNCE from Boogs! Fans fire up with Boogs but he runs into a cheap shot from Garza! Boogs HIP TOSSES Garza in, then trophy lifts him to TOSS him out of the ring! Boogs is fire dup but Carrillo jumps on and claws Boogs’ face! Carrillo rains down forearms then wraps on a chinlock. Boogs fights up, fans rally and Boogs has an inverted crucifix, for a spin! Carrillo falls, Boogs manages to take Nakamura! Nakamura hits the KINSHASA!! Cover, Nakamura & Boogs win!
Winners: Shinsuke Nakamura & Rick Boogs, by pinfall
Well that was fast! Will the WWE Intercontinental Champion finally be able to focus on defending that belt with Los Lotharios out of the way?
Several superstars gather around backstage.
Ricochet, the Viking Raiders, Drew Gulak and Mansoor join Kofi Kingston and a veiled item. No touching! They’re waiting for King Xavier Woods. What will we see be unveiled? Find out, after the break.
SmackDown returns and Kofi says, “Hear ye, hear ye. Prepare yourselves to take in the presence of your king, King Woods. First of his name, bringing of New Days and clotter of Bloodlines.” Today is a special day. For now we have his new crown! BEHOLD! It has an X on it for Xavier! Now that Woods has his new, majestic crown, forged from the donated unicorn homes from across the land, he prepares for battle. he and Kofi will fight valiantly against the Bros from the Land of Raw, and the odious, orc-like Usos, to once again yet prove that they are the GREATEST Tag Team- No disrespect to the Viking Raiders- IN ALL OF WWE! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!
Adam Pearce is visited by Drew McIntyre.
And he has his sword, too. McIntyre brings up Pearce laving him out of the Black Friday Battle Royal. Uh, that list was approved by a higher authority. Sonya Deville heard from said higher authority that McIntyre isn’t allowed to bring his sword tot he ring… So McIntyre STABS the sword through the desk! Will the Scottish Warrior still be able to dish out a Claymore in the ring?
Sasha Banks finds Toni Storm backstage.
The Boss knows Charlotte Flair thinks Toni isn’t on her level, but Toni’s got this! Toni’s trained all over the world, from Australia to Japan to England, and she’s mastered all those styles. There is no better a competitor! Sasha’s known Charlotte a long time, and she was never angrier or more embarrassed than last week when Toni got her with that pie. Toni says, “Y’know what they say: Pie-back’s a bitch.” They laugh it up, because so is Charlotte Flair. But watch your back, Toni. Charlotte will come back hard. Don’t lose your cool before Charlotte. When Charlotte messes it up, it’ll be #ToniTime!
Drew McIntyre VS Sheamus!
The Swiss Cyborg is watching this backstage as we’re about to see the next chapter in The Scottish Warrior VS The Celtic Warrior! Will McIntyre take his frustrations out on the Fella’s face?
SmackDown returns and McIntyre makes his entrance. McIntyre may not have “Angela,” but Pearce meanwhile trying to remove the sword from his desk. Sheamus taunts McIntyre with the shillelagh, but McIntyre SWATS it away! The bell rings and the forearms fire off! McIntyre knees low, CHOPS then whips, but Sheamus KICKS back! Sheamus CLUBS McIntyre, bumps him off buckles, but McIntyre body shots and buckle bumps back. McIntyre CHOPS, follows Sheamus around the ring and stomps him, to then CHOP him again! Sheamus CLUBS then CLOBBERS McIntyre, “I hate those chops!”
McIntyre goes to the apron, Sheamus brings McIntyre up to CLUBS him. An then he brings McIntyre into the Beats of the Bodhrain! But McIntyre stops it at one to elbow Sheamus, and turn it around! McIntyre gets five shot but Sheamus hotshots him back! Sheamus turns it back around to give him all TEN then a hotshot for good measure! Sheamus goes out to the apron and leaps, but McIntyre dodges! McIntyre gets Sheamus on the return, OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Fans are fired up for this slugfest already as SmackDown goes to break!
SmackDown returns again and McIntyre kicks low. Sheamus blocks the Future Shock to Alabama lift! McIntyre sunset flips out, Sheamus rolls through to clinch and IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Sheamus soaks up the heat, “Are you not entertained?!” Sheamus CLUBS McIntyre at the ropes, fireman’s carries, but McIntyre fights free and CHOPS again! Sheamus swings but McIntyre spins him for FUTURE SHOCK! And a kip up! Fans fire up with McIntyre and he goes to the corner. He gives us the countdown, then- KNEE from Sheamus! Cover, TWO!! McIntyre survives and Sheamus is shocked!
Sheamus drags McIntyre around, he soaks up the heat from the fans and aims from the corner. Sheamus fires up, runs in, but McIntyre dodges the Brogue to roll-up! TWO, Sheamus mule kicks! Sheamus scoops, but McIntyre slips off and GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTTS! McIntyre whips, Sheamus reverses and gives him a headbutt right back! Sheamus whips, McIntyre rebounds to CLAYMORE!! Cover, McIntyre wins!
Winner: Drew McIntyre, by pinfall
And the Scottish Warrior stands tall over the Celtic Warrior! But wait, Happy Corbin & Mad Cap Moss have taken Pearce’s desk, sword still in it! What kind of bad practical joke is this?!
WWE pays tribute to “Blackjack” Jack Lanza.
“A true man’s man,” a star for three decades, and one-half of Bobby Heenan’s tag team, The Blackjacks, who would be AWA, NWA and WWE Tag Team Champions. After retiring, Lanza stayed on behind the scenes to pass on his knowledge and wisdom. His contributions in and out of the ring are immeasurable, and will be one of the most respected and beloved members of the WWE Family.
Backstage interview with Paul Heyman.
Kayla startles him again, and he again tells her to stop that. But she just wants a quick word. She was told to ask Heyman about how Lesnar was here tonight. Is Heyman the Advocate to Lesnar again? “Please stop doing that, too. Okay? Good night.” But, um, how will Roman react to what we saw tonight? Heyman gets scared for a different reason now. And he’s speechless, so he just leaves.
Naomi VS Sonya Deville!
The deal was struck that these two would face off as competitors and equals, so long as Naomi respected Sonya’s authority up until the bell. Will Naomi get payback for all the biased abuse of power? Or does Sonya have one last devious trick up her suit’s sleeve?
SmackDown returns and Naomi has the mic. “Sonya knows all that she did. But I know what I’m about to do tonight. So why don’t you take off that suit, Cruella, and come get this glow! Where you at, girl?! Pull up!” Sonya makes her entrance and takes off the jacket to go right to the ring. She wants the mic now, and she says, “We’re going to get to the match, but first, I have a couple of surprises. As your special guest ring announcer, allow me to introduce to you, Natalya!” The Queen of Harts appears ringside, and then the special guest timekeeper is Sonya’s “good friend,” Shayna Baszler. The Queen of Spades has the watch and the bell hammer.
Naomi goes out to DECK Shayna! And hit an APRON BULLDOG! But then Natty grabs at Naomi, only for Naomi to ROUNDHOUSE her down! Sonya sees this isn’t going to work out so she bails out. Sonya tells the others to go after Naomi now! They flank Naomi, Naomi wants them all to bring it! But here comes XIA LI! The Protector makes her debut, doing just as she said she would: fight injustice! She joins Naomi in the ring, and she goes after Sonya! Natty & Shayna get in, they brawl, but Xia ROCKS Natty then back elbows and sobats! Sonya slithers in but Naomi gives Shayna a FLYING ROUNDHOUSE, into Xia’s HEEL KICK! Sonya is alone again!
Sonya tries to apologize, but she’s the one surrounded! She ducks a slap but not the BACK HAND from Xia! Naomi drags Sonya to a drop zone but Natty & Shayna get Sonya out of there! Naomi and Xia show respect to each other with a bow. Will this alliance of Protect and Glow finally force Sonya to be a good boss?
RKBRO talks backstage.
Friday Night SmackDown, Matt Riddle is excited! Riddle wants Orton to meet his friends. They are some of the gnarliest dudes ever here. Riddle introduces the cast of Jackass! Riddle says he’s been watching Jackass forever! Oh hey, that’s the name of the newest movie! But these guys have a ton of experience getting tossed around and hurt. Any advice for Riddle and Orton? Johnny Knoxville has a move. The Hook and Ladder. The what? This? CROTCH LIFT! Riddle’s seen that one before. That’s a good one. Party Boy just says, “Stay lubricated.” Does Orton have something to say to the cast of Jackass? “Nah, I don’t.”
Wow, that guy’s wound up tighter than nuts on a new bridge. That’s just Orton being Orton. You up for some shenanigans later? Yeah!
SmackDown Women’s Championship Contender’s Match: Charlotte Flair VS Toni Storm!
The Queen says she’s The Opportunity in the WWE Women’s Division, and after Toni got sweet revenge last week, Charlotte is giving her this huge opportunity! Will the Lightning From Down Under strike and get a golden ticket tonight? Or will Charlotte get revenge on Toni’s revenge and have the last laugh?
SmackDown returns and Toni makes her entrance. The bell rings and Charlotte DECKS Toni! Charlotte pushes Toni around, scoops her, but Toni slips out to sobat. Things speed up, Toni redirects and basement dropkicks! Charlotte goes to a corner, Toni runs in to HIP ATTACK! Fans fire up with Toni and she brings Charlotte up. Charlotte blocks the German Suplex and elbows out hard! Charlotte pushes Toni, runs, but Toni CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Fans rally for Toni and she brings Charlotte up to fire EuroUppers. Toni whips, Charlotte reveres but Toni goes under and dodges, to then BOOT! Toni runs in but Charlotte BOOTS her back!
Charlotte grins as fans “WOO~!” Charlotte drags Toni to a drop zone, steps on her on her way to the corner, then climbs up the ropes. Toni avoids the first moonsault, but not the STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Charlotte scowls at the ref, drags Toni around and gives Toni a KNEE JAMMER! And then another! Toni turns Figure Four into cradle, TWO!! Toni dodges the boot to GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Charlotte rolls away and fans rally up for Toni. Toni goes after Charlotte on the apron but Charlotte hotshots her down! Charlotte then POSTS Toni, dumps her to the apron and stomps away! Toni flops down before 4 so Charlotte doesn’t even have to worry about the count.
Charlotte drags Toni up to stomp her away, but this time she goes past 5! Toni wins by Disqualification!
Winner: Toni Storm, by disqualification (earns a future championship opportunity)
Charlotte doesn’t even care, she wants to hurt Toni! She puts Toni in to BOOT her down! Will Charlotte make sure Toni understands who’s on top when these two fight again? Or will Toni make her pay for crossing the line by taking her title?
Lesnar visits Pearce.
Lesnar gets in Pearce’s face since there’s no desk now. “Remember that suspension that you gave me? And that million dollar fine? I never had the opportunity to thank you.” Lesnar understands that million dollars went to charity so Lesnar appreciates that. And another thanks, that because of the suspension, Lesnar had time off and got to enjoy one of the great things that he loves, hunting. He scored a GIANT moose! Like, this thing was 2000 pounds! He has a picture on his flip phone. He still can’t quite figure out this stuff. He ends up breaking the phone! But Lesnar took the moose, strung it up, skinned the moose, and gutted it. There must’ve been about 225 pounds of guts alone.
And then after all that, Lesnar butchered the moose and ate it. You ever had moose? Pearce hasn’t. It’s very distinct. Lesnar rather enjoys moose. It’s a delicacy, really. But anyway, Lesnar just wanted to thank Pearce. Oh, and the other thing, Lesnar named the moose after Pearce! He hung the head up and said he wanted to remember this forever. So that moose is named “Pearce.” Thanks…? No, thank you! Lesnar gives Pearce a hard pat on the back and wishes him a good night.
Triple Threat Tag: The Usos VS The New Day VS RKBRO!
While no tag titles are on the line, this might as well determine THE BEST tag team in WWE today! Jimmy & Jey are the SmackDown Tag Team Champions, Randy Orton & Matt Riddle are the Raw Tag Team Champions, but Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods (along with Big E) are ELEVEN-TIME W! W! E! TAG! TEAM! CHAMPIONS~! Which team stands above all on the road to WWE Day 1?
SmackDown returns and the Usos have the mics. Jey says, “It seems like our boy, Woods, got a new crown tonight. You think we care about that?” Jimmy says, “NOPE!” RKBRO slinking around in the back. You think they care about that? NOPE! No, the only thing they care about is getting this W tonight! Just like at Day 1! They the Bloodline, they run this, and “WE! ARE! THE ONES!” But here comes the New Day! Woods wears his new crown as he and Sir Kofi go to the ring, but SmackDown goes to another break before this battle of the best begins!
SmackDown returns again, and RKBRO make their entrance. The WWE Twitter poll says RKBRO are the best, will they prove it here?
In this form of Triple Threat, only two teams start, so the Usos step out. Kofi and Riddle circle, fist bump, then tie up. Riddle shoots in, waistlocks and SLAMS Kofi down. Riddle gets an arm, rolls Kofi, but Kofi fights the armbar to a roll-up, ONE! The two stand off, circle, tie up with knuckle locks, but Kofi shoots in to waistlock. Riddle elbows free, whips, but Kofi goes up to dropkick Riddle down! Cover, TWO! Kofi drags Riddle over, tags in Woods, then runs to PENALTY KICK! Woods SLIDING LARIATS! Kofi REBOUND SPLASHES! Woods FIST DROPS! Cover, TWO! Woods wraps on a chinlock, stands Riddle up and CHOPS! Riddle fires a forearm, Woods hits back!
Woods and Riddle fire off shots, Woods mule kicks a leg out then takes a bow. Woods runs to SLIDING COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO! Woods keeps Riddle from Randy, throws a haymaker but Riddle counter punches! Riddle fires forearms, runs, but Woods ROCKS Riddle with a forearm! Woods runs but Riddle returns the forearm! “That’s right, bro!” Riddle runs but Woods follows, Jey tags in before Riddle BOOTS! Jey DECKS Riddle, Kofi gets in but Jimmy DECKS him! The Usos DOUBLE UPPERCUT Orton, then they both build speed! DOUBLE DIVE! The Usos take out everyone and LA fires up as SmackDown goes to break!
SmackDown returns yet again, Woods ducks and dodges Jey to then ROLLING ELBOW! Woods drags Jey over, tags in Kofi. and Woods feeds Jey into Kofi’s shoulder! Kofi goes up to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Kofi drags Jey in a chinbar and armlock and thrashes him around. Fans chant, “We Want Randy!” but Riddle tags in to take over with KICKS! Riddle gut wrench suplexes Jey, covers, TWO! Jey fights back but Riddle fires forearms. Jimmy tags in, Jey reverses the whip, Jimmy traps Riddle at ropes! Jey jumps on Riddle and the Usos mug him against ropes! But Orton runs in to make the save! Fans fire up as the Usos get away, and Jimmy punches Riddle on the apron!
Jimmy POSTS Riddle while Orton is forced to go back to his corner. The Usos soak up the heat, Jimmy puts Riddle in the ring but fans rally with “BRO! BRO! BRO!” Jimmy STOMPS Riddle’s hand! Jimmy has Riddle in the Uso corner and throws more haymakers. The ref has him back off over closed fists, Jimmy CHOPS Riddle instead. Tag to Jey, he climbs up and Jimmy scoops. AX HANDLE BACKBREAKER COMBO! The Usos raise their fingers, #WeTheOnes, and Jey mocks Riddle. Jey dares Riddle to crawl to Orton, but then clamps on a chinlock. Jey shifts to a facelock and grinds Riddle down, but Riddle endures.
Fans rally, Riddle fights up, reaches out, but Jey whips him away! Riddle hits buckles in the Uso corner, Jey brings Riddle back up to put him in the open corner. Jey taunts Orton, “UCE! OH!” But Riddle ducks the splash! Jey hits buckles and post, Riddle crawls! Jimmy runs in but Riddle tosses him! Riddle hurries to find his corner, but Jey grabs a leg! Riddle kicks Jey away, but Jimmy trips Orton! Jimmy SMACKS Orton off steps, Jey hits a SAMOAN NECKBREAKER! Cover, the New Day break it! The match rolls on as SmackDown goes to break!
SmackDown returns once again and Jimmy has Riddle in the corner. Tag to Jey, but Riddle fires off forearms on Jimmy! Riddle ducks, ripcords and gives Jimmy a FINAL FLASH! Jey runs in, into a fireman’s carry and BRO TO SLEEP! Both men are down, and fans are thunderous for Orton! Riddle crawls, but Kofi tags in off Jey! Kofi uses Riddle as a step to leap and CLOBBER Orton! The New Day can’t let Orton get in, either! Kofi hurries to tag Woods, then go up the corner. Woods whips Riddle into the FLYING DOUBLE STOMPS! Woods covers, TWO!! Woods drags Riddle up while fans chant for, “RANDY! RANDY!” Woods suplexes high and hard, covers, TWO!
Woods wraps on a chinlock and grinds Riddle down. Riddle endures, he fights up and throws body shots. Riddle ROCKS Woods, runs but Woods CLOBBERS him with an elbow! Cover, TWO! Woods drags Riddle up to CLUB him down. And CLUB him again. Woods drags Riddle back up to CHOP, Riddle staggers but he CHOPS back! Woods CHOPS, Riddle CHOPS, we have a CHOP fight until Woods mule kicks a leg out! Tag to Kofi, the New Day gets Riddle up. Riddle KICKS Kofi, KNEES Woods, then spins Kofi for the PELE! Fans fire up and Orton is back on the corner! Riddle crawls over, Jey tags in off Kofi, Riddle tags in Orton!
The fans explode as The Viper rallies on Jey! POWERSLAM! Jimmy gets in, he gets a POWERSLAM! Orton drags Jey through ropes, fans fire up but Jey slips out to trip Orton up. Orton blocks the table bump to SMACK Jey off the desk! Woods runs in but his dropkick misses! Orton gives Woods an ANNOUNCE DESK BACK SUPLEX! Kofi runs in, he gets an ANNOUNCE DESK BACK SUPLEX, too! Orton goes back in the ring and stalks Jey, Jey mule kicks! Jey runs in but is put on the apron and through the ropes! DRAPING DDT! Orton hears the voices and LA is loving it! Jey staggers up, but he rolls Orton up, TWO! Jey aims, mule kick again! Orton falls, Jey goes up top!
USO SPLASH but he has to bail out! Woods tags in off Orton! Jey runs in, denies the RKO, but Orton gives Jimmy the RKO! Jey SUPERKICKS Orton, Woods slides in! Jey turns around into the SUPERKICK! Tag to Kofi, whip and scoop, DOUBLE STOMP BACKBREAKER COMBO!! Cover, the New Day wins!!
Winners: The New Day, by pinfall
Kofi & Woods are defy the Twitter poll and establish themselves as (unofficially) the BEST Tag Team in the WWE today! Will they make it undeniable when they take the tag titles off The Usos at Day 1?
My Thoughts:
A really good SmackDown, but just on paper, this seemed like WWE was a little desperate for ratings. They threw RKBRO into things for tonight, but that was an awesome main event tag match. Fans rally love RKBRO, and especially Orton, but being this is SmackDown, it makes a lot of sense for a SmackDown team to win. New Day getting the win off the Usos was a surprise, but there is still a lot of time to change the math. New Day could win at Day 1 or Usos could win, still too early to call. But they can also use this idea of “New Day are the best team” as part of the build, because any team that beats the New Day should be seen as the best team. Also, pretty cool new crown for Woods.
Nakamura & Boogs squashing Los Lotharios was a little lame, but I hope this just puts that feud to bed and Nakamura can focus on his Intercontinental Championship. Would’ve been nice if someone came out to call him out for it, but I guess there isn’t really anyone in position to do that right now. We got a great match out of McIntyre and Sheamus, but with Jeff Hardy released by WWE recently, that really complicates how McIntyre is supposed to feud with Corbin & Moss. Cesaro and McIntyre could join forces to face Sheamus and Ridge Holland, but not sure about getting the sword back from those dorks.
I knew Sonya would use her authority to pull something, but I also like that they brought Xia Li in through her “Protector” persona. Xia & Naomi VS Shayna & Natty is going to be a great match, and hopefully Vince learns to give a damn about the Women’s Tag Division. Shayna & Natty as well as Naomi & Xia are two tag teams they can use to actually give SmackDown a chance at those tag titles, since WWE went and massively screwed over Shotzi Blackheart & Tegan Nox. Sasha giving Toni the pep talk was a good bit of Face stuff for The Boss, but I guess Charlotte getting herself disqualified keeps her strong while still giving Toni a shot, probably at Day 1.
There was great story stuff from Lesnar and everyone involved. Lesnar interacting with Sami and Heyman getting upset over Lesnar going soft was all really fun. But while Heyman in the moment returned to his days of being Lesnar’s Advocate, it seems after, he realized what happened and regretted it. Roman will return next week so that will definitely be some fun of him confronting Heyman. They teased it before with Heyman throwing the belt between both men and acting like he wasn’t choosing a side, but I hope this time, Heyman makes it clear where his allegiances lie. And with the Royal Rumble still being in January, Lesnar could win at Day 1, be around all the way to Royal Rumble, and maybe lose there so that Roman takes the WrestleMania build.
My Score: 8.5/10
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Attitude Of Aggression #350- The Big Five Project: Royal Rumble ’97
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On this special 350th Episode of the show, the Big Five Project returns as we enter the year PC Tunney has been looking forward to for a very long time. 1997 is here and so to is the Attitude Era. More or less anyway. We begin what will surely be an epic run of episodes here on the Big Five Project with Royal Rumble ’97. It was a night that saw the WWE return to a stadium as over 61,000 fans packed the Alamodome in San Antonio to see the boyhood dream come true all over again as Shawn Michaels reclaimed the WWF Championship from Sycho Sid. But it was also the night that saw “Stone Cold’ Steve Austin capture the first of his three Royal Rumble wins, and the most controversial of all of them as Austin was eliminate, but the refs never saw it. Austin’s victory would set off a wild chain reaction of events that would completely shift the landscape for WrestleMania XIII. In reality, the entire evening was a who’s-who of huge players in WWF at the time, even if they still were not quite fully aligned with the gimmicks that would launch the industry into the stratosphere. It was an epic night in every sense of the word so come with us deep into the heart of Texas and celebrate as the Attitude Era begins to hit its stride with Royal Rumble ’97!
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It’s a Collision of Honor!
As things heat up towards Double or Nothing, Darby Allin defends the AEW World Championship against The Spanish God, Sammy Guevara!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW World Trios Championship Eliminator: The Conglomeration VS Lee Moriarty & The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions; The Conglomeration wins and denies Lee & The Infantry a title opportunity.
- AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Red Velvet; Willow wins and retains the title.
- Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens VS Jay Lethal & Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian; Joe & Bowens win.
- AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championship Eliminator 5 Minute Challenge: The Divine Dominion VS Allie Katch & Kaia McKenna; The Divine Dominion wins and denies Allie & Kaia a title match.
- Six Man Tag: Mark Davis & The Dogs VS The Rascalz; Davis & The Dogs win.
- AEW World Championship No Count Outs: Darby Allin VS Sammy Guevara; Darb wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
The Death Riders speak.
It was after AEW Dynamite on Wednesday that Jon Moxley said, “Every time I step into the ring with Kyle O’Reilly, I can’t find a way to win. It’s been failure after failure after failure. Kyle O’Reilly has tapped me out, twice. Ipso facto, Kyle O’Reilly will be the new Continental Champion. You might think. But the Jon Moxley of six months ago is not the same as Jon Moxley of today. Who I will be tomorrow is better than who I am today. Logic and strategy would dictate that I should stay as far away from Kyle O’Reilly as I can. Because there’s no doubt about it, Kyle, you have my number.
The thing about this Continental Championship, it’s good bait. All the dragons I wanna slay come right to my door. I will do what I’ve done for 22 years surviving in this business, Kyle: I’m gonna find a way.” The Maniac heads out, and Claudio Castagnoli steps forward to tell Brody King that Brody always brings the bark. But if he steps in the ring with Claudio in the Owen Hart Tournament, he better bring the bite. Pac then says, “Nobody gets special treatment. It doesn’t matter who you are, Death Riders against the world.” Daniel Garcia says yeah, let’s get it! Yuta repeats, “Against the world.” Marina Shafir tells the world, “Bring it, you p*ssies!”
AEW World Trios Championship Eliminator: The Conglomeration VS Lee Moriarty & The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions!
Well speaking of Kyle O’Reilly, he, Orange Cassidy, and the returning Mark Briscoe are going to put STP to the test! #TAIGASTYLE is still ROH Pure Champion, but Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo are upset after losing the ROH World Six Man Tag titles. Will STP take out their frustrations as they rumble, bad man, rumble? Or will the Violent Artist, Freshly Squeezed & Sussex County Chicken simply send #THEM home emptyhanded?
The trios sort out and Briscoe steps up against #BadNews&Tattoos. The fans are behind Briscoe as he and Bravo circle. They approach, Bravo kicks low, and he flips everyone off. The fans boo, Bravo headlocks, but Briscoe powers up, out, and headlocks in return. Bravo powers up and out but Briscoe RUNS him over! The fans cheer, and Briscoe runs. Bravo drops down, hurdles, but Briscoe hits a crane stance! Bravo says that’s stupid! But Briscoe ducks Bravo’s punch to UPPERCUT! Briscoe whips, Bravo reverses to ROCK Briscoe! The forearms go back and forth, Briscoe fires a flurry, but Bravo CLAWS Briscoe’s face!
Bravo runs, but Briscoe winds up to UPPERCUT! The fans cheer the Redneck Kung-Fu! Lee tags in and hits his tiger stance. But then Kyle calls to Briscoe, and Briscoe tags Kyle! The fans cheer as Kyle and Lee tie up, go around, and Kyle wrenches. Lee wrenches, slips through, and waistlocks. They go around, Lee switches but Kyle has the arm. Kyle arm-drags Lee down, double wristlock, but Lee fights around. Kyle body scissors, rolls to the cover, TWO! The fans fire up as the two go again, knuckle lock, and Lee headlocks. Kyle powers up and out, Lee goes up and around, but Kyle does the same to slide under.
Lee ducks a kick, then wheelbarrows to victory roll, then EURO CLUTCH! TWO! Kyle is up, Lee backs off, and the fans cheer the exchange. Lee points to Nigel McGuinness, wanting him to remember the Euro Clutch did him in the last time they faced off. Kyle storms up on Lee, Lee headlocks, but Kyle powers up and out. Lee RUNS Kyle, keeps moving, but Kyle drops down. Lee sunset flips but Kyle stays up! Kyle shakes his head, drops down into the ARMBAR, but here comes The Infantry! Briscoe & Cassidy intercept Dean & Bravo, fire off hands in corners, and Kyle shifts to an ANKLE LOCK! But Lee reels Kyle into a headlock.
Briscoe & Cassidy TOSS The Infantry, then go out after them. Lee waistlocks, Kyle fires elbows, and Kyle climbs up in the corner. The fans count along as Kyle goes all the way to TEN! Tag to Briscoe, he climbs up, and he rains down fists! Briscoe goes all the way to TEN, then he tags Cassidy! The fans fire up again as Cassidy winds up, climbs up, and rains down ONE! The fans cheer Cassidy while Lee stumbles. Lee tags Dean, and now The Captain steps to Cassidy. Dean says go ahead, put the hands in the pockets. Cassidy says okay, and he raises his hands, to then slowly, slowly, put them in his pockets!
The fans cheer as Cassidy then ducks ‘n’ dodges Dean, and still arm-drags Dean away! Dean runs up, Cassidy drops down to MONKEY FLIP! Then Cassidy kips up! The fans fire up, but Bravo storms in and whips him to a corner. Cassidy goes up, out, and ducks Bravo to bump him off buckles! Dean tries, but Cassidy bumps him off buckles! Bravo tries again, he just gets buckles! Dean tries again, he just gets buckles! The fans fire up as Cassidy climbs, but Lee trips him up! The fans boo while Cassidy falls to the mat, but the ref has to keep Kyle & Briscoe from going after Lee! The Infantry flanks Cassidy, but Cassidy bobs n’ weaves to dodge the shots!
Cassidy tries again, but the CARLIE CROSSOVER hits, then a feed to the SLINGSHOT SPEAR! Lee drags Cassidy to the apron, the ref is still distracted, Shane Taylor hits a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! The fans boo but STP has taken control while Collision goes to picture in picture!
Lee drags Cassidy up, puts him in the ring, and Dean covers, TWO! Dean drags Cassidy up, whips him to ropes, then BODY BLOWS! Cassidy falls in a heap but Dean soaks up heat. Dean stomps Cassidy, drags him up, then bumps him off buckles. Dean tags Bravo to send him in for the SPLASH! Dean adds a SPLASH, then scoops while Bravo goes up, KNEE DROP SIDEWALK SLAM COMBO! Cover, Briscoe breaks it! Bravo is upset, but he CLUBS Cassidy. Cassidy fights the suplex, Bravo CLUBS him again and again, then suplexes through! Cover, TWO! Cassidy toughs it out but Bravo drags Cassidy over to the corner.
Dean tags in, The Infantry stomps away on Cassidy, but the ref counts. Dean stops to kneel on Cassidy, then steps off again. Cassidy throws “shots” on the leg, but Dean stomps Cassidy down! Dean then BLASTS Briscoe & Kyle! The ref reprimands but that just lets Bravo CHOKE Cassidy! The ref reprimands Bravo now as Collision returns to single picture. Dean asks, “Is this camera on me? B! B! C!” BRONCO BUSTER CAPTAIN! Dean bounces, Bravo says if you see Cap in that corner, yo’ ass is a goner! Dean drags Cassidy up, tags Bravo, and Dean sends Bravo in for the SPLASH! Then feed to Dean, but Cassidy tilt-o-whirl DDTS!
The fans fire up but Bravo hurries to anchor a foot! Cassidy reaches out, reaches out, but Bravo drags him back! Cassidy BOOTS Bravo away, Lee tags in, and Lee BOOTS Briscoe down! The fans boo but Cassidy swings! Lee blocks the lariat to wrench Cassidy into the COBRA TWIST! The fans boo, the ref keeps Kyle back, and STP links up on the twist! Four men strong and they make Cassidy suffer! The ref sees that, Dean lets go to defend his innocence, but that causes him to fall onto Bravo! Cassidy powers up to HIP TOSS free! Hot tag to Kyle! Kyle BOOTS Lee, KICKS him, then fires off a strike fest! LEG SWEEP!
Lee flounders to a corner but Kyle runs up to forearm SMASH! Kyle wrenches and ELBOW BREAKERS, then cravats for some knees! Snapmare and a PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! ARMBAR! The Infantry attacks Kyle! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Bravo drags Lee to safety. Bravo tags in, then he tags Dean. Bravo jukes around Kyle, lifts him up, BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, TWO! Kyle survives but Bravo runs up! Kyle ELBOWS Bravo away, BOOTS Dean, then goes up! FLYING KNEE for Dean, LARIAT for Bravo! The fans fire up again because Chicken is rising! Kyle crawls, hot tags to Briscoe and Lee!
Briscoe fires off JAB after JAB on Lee, then whips, but Lee grabs ropes. Lee BOOTS back, runs up, but Briscoe dodges! FLYING FOREARM! The Infantry is back, but Briscoe dodges Bravo to ROCK Dean! Briscoe CHOPS Bravo, then repeat! Dean slips around, but Briscoe BOOTS Bravo away! Then Briscoe breaks free to PELE! Dean falls out of the ring, Briscoe reels Bravo in! Briscoe underhooks but Bravo fights free! Bravo whips but Briscoe WRECKS Dean with a dropkick! Then he RAMS Bravo and DUMPS him out! Cassidy DIVES to hit Lee! Briscoe gets a chair! The fans fire up as the chair is set up, and Briscoe runs, only for Shane to stand in the way!
ORANGE PUNCH for Shane! Kyle FLYING KNEES Shane down for good measure! Briscoe uses the chair to FLY! Down goes STP!! The fans are thunderous as Kyle gets Dean in, and Briscoe is up top! FROGGY-BOW! But that’s not all! Dean staggers into the kick, the underhooks, and JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!
Winners: The Conglomeration, by pinfall (denies Shane Taylor Promotions a title opportunity)
When it rains, it pours for STP! Will they just have to regroup and refocus taking over ROH? Will The Conglomeration continue to #ManUp here in AEW?
Will Ospreay speaks.
It was also after Dynamite that The Aerial Assassin told Samoa Joe, “My apologies for not getting back to any of your messages, been a little bit busy training and getting myself ready for The Owen. Surprised to see you there in the opening round, mate. It’s gonna be a tough one. But if you can just bear with me for a hot second while I explain to you… Six months of my life got taken away from me, mate. Six months, I’ve been sitting in front of a TV screen, watching AEW, looking at it, trying to get my strength back in my arms, rushing to get back. That’s six months of frustration, six months of anger. And then I finally had my kill shot on Dynasty, and I lost.
“And ever since then, man, I’ve been struggling with my matches. Doc even stopped one for my own safety. I’m annoyed that I didn’t get revenge on Jon. But I’m more upset at the idea that I can’t be the guy that AEW put their trust in once upon a time. Regardless of how I feel about Jon, regardless of how I feel about The Death Riders, there’s nothing that I can say that’ll make people ever understand. But Jon Moxley is the Ace, he’s a soldier for this place. And while his methods might be sick, there are people who stand up to see him get elevated. So what could it happen with him in my corner?
“Joe, I’ve got nothing but respect for ya. Everything that you’ve done in this industry. Mate, you were in the match that made me want to become a pro-wrestler. But no one, no one, is stopping me from winning The Owen. And I find it very poetic that the man takt took away my old life has given me a second chance of capturing the world championship.” The Billy Goat is ready to become something more, but will Samoa Joe make sure Ospreay goes Double or Nothing and loses?
Backstage interview with The Conglomeration.
Lexy Nair congratulates them on their win tonight, and brings up that Moxley has accepted Kyle’s challenge. Kyle says yes, Moxley is right, Kyle has his number. But facing Moxley has been the biggest test of Kyle’s career, so what’s one more test? This Wednesday, it’s a title eliminator, and after Kyle makes Moxley submit again, he is putting all his chips in and goes Double or Nothing! Briscoe says damn right, Kyle. And speaking of Dynamite, Tommaso Ciampa, Briscoe put it plain and clear, but he hasn’t heard a word from Ciampa! If Ciampa’s scared, he should just say it! Cassidy says Willow needs to say something.
Willow says sure, okay. Great job, guys, really. But for her, Double or Nothing, it will be TRIPLE or nothing, because she has THIS bad boy, the TBS Championship! But she’s also coming for The Owen, and the World Championship! As for tonight, Red Velvet may have beaten Willow to qualify for The Owen, but that won’t happen tonight. Welcome back to AEW, time to meet the Comeback Killer. Lexy says by the way, that match is next. Willow fires up, hurries off to make her entrance, but will she be ready to cook with The Chef?
AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Red Velvet!
Before making her entrance, the ROH Women’s World TV Champion tells Willow, “The Comeback Killer,” that she’s still salty that Willow is in The Owen and Velvet is not. Tonight, she takes out all her frustrations every time she stirs it up and punches Willow in the face. Yeah, Velvet beat Willow before. And in fact, she’ll beat Willow for that TBS title right now!
The introductions are made, the teal belt is raised, and we see if The Babe with The Power is still the Face of TBS!
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, Willow powers Velvet to a corner, and the ref counts. Willow backs off, and she flexes as she fires the fans up. The two reset, tie up, and Willow SHOVES Velvet away. Velvet is frustrated as she comes back and resets with Willow again. Velvet then slips around Willow, waistlocks, but Willow wrenches out. Velvet wrenches back, top wristlocks, but Willow stays up. Velvet kicks and TRIPS Willow, then steps over to LEG DROP on the arm scissor! The fans rally as Willow rolls and stacks Velvet, TWO! Willow gut wrenches, but Velvet slips through! Willow ducks, but the superkick still scuffs her!
Willow says okay, okay, and she resets with Velvet. The fans rally behind Willow as she offers a handshake. Velvet accepts, but then arm- NO! Willow stops the arm-drag, and the next one, then whips Velvet to RUN her over! Willow fires up, the fans cheer, and things keep moving. Velvet runs up to CALF KICK! Willow flounders to a corner and Velvet storms up on her. Velvet fires body shots, then stomps Willow down. The ref counts but Velvet does the splits as she digs her boot in! The fans are torn but Willow pushes the foot away. Velvet runs back up, but Willow dodges to LARIAT again and again! The fans count all the way to TEN!
Willow short arm- NO, Velvet ducks the shot, but Willow ELBOWS her! Willow fireman’s carries, Velvet sunset flips, but Velvet avoids the hip drop! Ghost pin, TWO! Willow FISHERMAN SUPLEXES! A deep bridge, TWO! Not quite perfect but Willow shrugs that off. Willow runs, but Velvet avoids the senton! Velvet hurries to STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Velvet snarls while Willow bails out. Velvet pursues, runs up, and ROCKS Willow! Velvet DOUBLE CHOPS Willow, then CLUBS away on Willow! Velvet reels Willow in, talks trash on the fans, but Willow suplexes instead! Willow stalls then SLAMS Velvet on the floor!
The fans cheer as Willow flexes and high-fives, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Willow drags Velvet up, puts her in the ring, then CLUBS her on the back. Willow stands Velvet up but Velvet fires hands. Willow CLUBS Velvet again, then scoops to SLAM! Willow pushes Velvet down to SENTON! Cover, TWO! Velvet toughs it out but Willow stirs it up. Willow stands Velvet up to CHOP, Velvet CHOPS back, but Willow ROCKS her! Fireman’s carry, AIRPLANE SPIN! Willow goes around and around, then back the other way! Willow then SAMOAN DROPS! Willow says that’s how you stir it up! Cover, TWO! Velvet survives but Willow reels her into a KOJI KLUTCH! Velvet endures, even as Willow puts on the pressure, and Collision goes to break!
Collision returns as Willow has Velvet in a corner. Willow runs corner to corner, but Velvet slips to the outside! Willow ROCKS Velvet first, then goes outside to fireman’s carry! But Velvet fights free! Velvet ROCKS Willow, Willow ROCKS Velvet, and Velvet sits down! Willow fires the fans up, then lines up her shot. Velvet stands up, Willow runs, but Velvet dodges! Cannonball crashes ‘n’ burns!! Willow writhes and clutches her back, but she’s somehow still in this! A ring count starts, Velvet rolls in before 3, but Willow rises up at 5. Willow hobbles her way over, rolls into the ring, but Velvet SUPERKICKS her down! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally as Velvet brings Willow up. Willow shoves Velvet, Velvet counter punches! And counter punches! Velvet fires a flurry, but Willow slips around to waistlock. Willow ducks the elbow but Velvet DDTS! Willow goes to ropes, Velvet runs up, DOUBLE KNEES! The fans fire up while Velvet yanks the ropes. Velvet wheelbarrows to BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Willow survives and Velvet is frustrated. Velvet brings Willow up to ROCK her, then she runs the ropes, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Willow frowns as she scoops Velvet, RAMS her into a buckle, then OKLAHOMA- NO, Velvet DDTS free again!
The fans fire up as Velvet dragon sleepers, STRAIGHT OUT THE- NO! Willow stops Velvet to POWERSLAM through! The fans fire up as Willow gut wrenches, BABE WITH THE POWER- RANA! Velvet puts Willow back on ropes, and DOUBLE KNEES again! Velvet snaps Willow back, but Willow is up! Wheelbarrow and- FULL NELSON SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Velvet survives but Willow keeps on her. Willow ROCKS Velvet, Velvet ROCKS Willow, repeat! Willow rebounds to LARIAT! Both women are down again and the fans fire back up! Velvet rolls away to a corner, but Willow rises up! Willow runs in, Velvet dodges, but Willow BOOTS her!
Willow goes up but Velvet CHOPS! Velvet climbs up after Willow, SUPER VICTORY THROW! The fans fire up as Velvet then STIRS IT UP!! Cover, TWO?!? Willow survives and Velvet is shrieking in anger! The fans rally and duel as Velvet demands Willow to get up! But then Willow ducks the heel kick, and the buzzsaw! Shove, dodge, and POUNCE!! PERIOD! The fans fire up with Willow and she drags Velvet back up. Willow gut wrenches, BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Willow wins!
Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)
Red Velvet brought the fire, but she couldn’t cook Willow! Willow is now rolling towards Double or Nothing and her match with Alex Windsor, but will she then head for her second Owen Hart Cup win?
Backstage interview with Sammy Guevara.
Lexy Nair is with The Spanish God and brings up how he called out Darby Allin just last night at Supercard of Honor for the AEW World Championship. But just like last night, Sammy hushes “Chica” Lexy, and says, “Everybody’s Favorite Pillar is about to talk, so zip it and listen. Darby, I don’t need to call my shot against you because I looked through the history books, and history’s on my side. I’ve beaten you not once, not twice, not three times, I’ve beaten you four times. When I look at the history books, I’m a three-time TNT Champion while you, you’ve only held that belt twice.
“So I’m gonna beat you tonight like I’ve beaten you before. I’m gonna stamp my ticket to Double or Nothing, and MJF, I know you’re watching, you sociopath. I’m gonna beat you next week and I’m gonna shave you BALD! But don’t worry, I’ll give you a nice little fade. Because I am the best! I am the best wrestler, I am the best talker, I am the best this planet has! I’m the Spanish God, dammit! I’m number one, I’ve been here since day one, and there’s only one way this is gonna go: With me as the NEW AEW World Champion! Darby, your time is up, and my time is now. Because I am Numero Uno. That means ‘number one.'”
Sammy heads out, but is his big head only going to get in the way tonight?
Backstage interview with Darby Allin.
Collision returns and Lexy is now with said AEW World Champion. She brings up the five title defenses in 21 days, an AEW record! But tonight is number six against someone Darby’s known for a long time in Sammy Guevara. Darby says when he showed up today, he asked if anyone had seen MJF yet. Then he thought, “What a stupid question. Of course he’s not gonna be at Collision.” MJF is not a company man, he only cares about himself. And those same people asked back, why is Darby back? Why is Darby defending his title again? Double or Nothing is next Sunday, why is Darby risking losing this? Because Darby loves this!
And if there’s anyone in this company as crazy as Darby, it is Sammy Guevara. Darby loves it! Darby realizes this could all end tonight, and Speedball wants his match on Wednesday? Well, if Darby walks out here tonight, then on Dynamite, it’s Showtime! Darby thanks Lexy then heads back out. Will the Relentless Reign be an unstoppable one? Or is this one Collision Darby will not walk away from?
Something’s going on backstage!
Tommaso Ciampa is CHOKING Mark Briscoe out! The Psycho Killer SMACKS Briscoe off road cases, and says how dare Briscoe call him out! Their brawl now moves onto the stage! The fans boo as Ciampa fires hands on Briscoe as they go down the ramp! Ciampa whips, Briscoe reverses, and Ciampa hits barriers hard! Briscoe stomps away on Ciampa, the fans fire up, and Briscoe whips Ciampa into more barriers! Briscoe throws a chair into the ring, then he drags Ciampa up and in. Ciampa bails out, but Briscoe DIVES! Down goes Ciampa, and Briscoe just throws another chair into the ring! Briscoe CLUBS away on Ciampa, then brings him up.
Ciampa BODY SHOTS, but Briscoe sends Ciampa into the steel steps! Briscoe puts Ciampa in the ring, stomps him, then positions the chairs. Briscoe reels Ciampa in, underhooks, but Ciampa fights the lift! Ciampa then LOW BLOWS Briscoe! The fans boo but Ciampa just scowls. Ciampa then grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Briscoe on the back! Briscoe writhes, the fans boo, but Ciampa just stalks Briscoe to a corner. Ciampa DIGS a chair into Briscoe’s bad shoulder! The fans boo but Ciampa soaks up heat. Ciampa then brings Briscoe up, bumps him off buckles, and hoists him up top. Ciampa CHOPS, Briscoe sputters, but Ciampa gets the chairs!
Ciampa wants to recreate what put Briscoe on the shelf the past month! Ciampa JAMS Briscoe up with a chair first before putting it side-by-side with the other. Ciampa then climbs up, soaks up heat, and vows to end Briscoe once and for all! But then Kyle & Cassidy rush out here! Ciampa runs away from The Conglomeration, but he warns them all that he’ll get them for this! Briscoe grabs a mic to shout at Ciampa, “You ain’t nothin’ but a punk, son! You wanna do it like that? Sounds like to me Wednesday night, the only right thing to do is to make this ANYTHING GOES! NO DISQUALIFICATIONS!” The fans like the sound of that!
The Psycho Killer may have just stepped into it! Will there be nothing stopping Briscoe from doing anything he wants to Ciampa?
Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens VS Jay Lethal & Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian!
What a rich history of honor here, as two icons of ROH meet again here on Collision. The Samoan Submission Specialist helped build The Franchise Player’s foundation, and now both men mentor new proteges. But will The Lethal Twist see The Opps are #NeverLacking? Or will Lethal & Johnson make up for how Supercard of Honor went sour?
The teams sort out and Bowens steps up to Lethal. But Lethal says time out, time out, he wants Joe. The fans cheer for Joe, too, and Joe reaches out! Bowens obliges and he tags in Joe. The fans fire up as Joe and Lethal circle, tie up, then Lethal slips around to CHOP! Lethal likes how that went, and he Fargo Struts with Big Shotty. Joe just shrugs it off while the fans chant, “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Lethal taunts Joe as the two reset, then Lethal slips around, only for Joe to JAB! JAB! JAB! Joe fires fast hands, a KICK, and Lethal flounders away! The fans cheer while Joe digs his boot into Lethal’s face, then scrapes him!
Joe storms up on Lee, Lee backs off, but Lethal bails out. The fans boo but Joe just tags Bowens in. Bowens dares Lethal to come back, but Lethal tags Lee. The fans cheer Bowens as he circles with Lee. They tie up, Bowens headlocks, but Lee powers up and out. Bowens RUNS Lee over, then runs the ropes, but Lee drops down, blows past, and slides under to then headlock takeover. Bowens headscissors, Lee kips free, but roles reverse as Bowens hits a headlock takeover. Lee headscissors, Bowens kips free, but Lee kicks low! Lee mocks the scissor fingers, then whips corner to corner. Bowens goes up, over, but Lee goes up and over in return!
Lee flips Bowens off, but Bowens THROWS Lee to the corner! Bowens CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, then stomps, stomps, stomps! The ref counts, Bowens backs off, and the fans cheer the Pride of Pro-Wrestling as he jukes the ref to stomp Lee again! The ref counts, Bowens stops, and Lee bails out. Bowens goes outside after Lee, but Lethal runs up! Bowens mule kicks Lethal first, then RAMS him into the apron! And again! And again! The ref reprimands, Joe has his guy back off, but he is definitely impressed. Bowens hurries back into the ring to storm up on Lee, but Lee throat chops! Lee goes for a corner but Bowens blocks the bump to give a bump!
Tag to Joe, and Bowens clinches Lee into the RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Joe then runs up to SENTON! Cover, TWO! Lee toughs it out but Joe looms over him. Joe drags Lee up, puts him in a corner, then whips corner to corner. Lethal hurries to soften the impact, Lee runs up on Joe, but Joe dodges Lee so he can CHOP Lethal on the back! Blake gets up, but backflips away before Joe can grab him! Lee HOTSHOT BULLDOGS Joe, and Lethal MISSILE DROPKICKS! The Lethal Twist makes the numbers game work in their favor, but fans boo while Collision goes picture in picture.
Lee RAMS Joe into the corner, RAMS him again, and Lethal tags in. Lethal RAMS Joe again and again, then he tags Lee. The Lethal Twist mugs Joe, Lee stomps away, but the ref counts. Lee backs off, but that lets Lethal and Blake mug Joe! Bowens protests but The Lethal Twist gets away with it all. Lee then tags Lethal back in, and Lethal grabs a leg to trip Joe. Lethal then turns Joe over for the HALF CRAB! Joe endures, reaches out, and fights his way to the ROPEBREAK! Lethal lets go as the ref counts, but he sucker punches Bowens! Bowens tumbles, Joe hobbles, and Lethal goes after Joe. Joe CHOPS Lethal in return! And CHOPS again!
Lethal puts Joe on the ropes as he CLAWS Joe’s eyes! Lethal talks trash on Joe, then he tags Lee. They CHOKE Joe on the ropes, but the ref counts. The Lethal Twist stops, and Lee bumps Joe off buckles. Lee fires hands, then stomps, but Joe hits back! JAB for Lee, CHPO for Lethal, repeat, but Lee kicks low! Lee RAMS Joe, tags Lethal, and Lethal taunts Bowens before he SPLASHES Joe! Lethal then DROPKICKS Joe down! Lethal mockingly applauds himself, then he CHOKES Joe! The ref counts, Lethal stops, then he clamps on a chinlock. Joe endures while Collision returns to single picture. The fans rally harder as Joe fights to his feet!
Joe fires body shots, but Lethal CLUBS Joe again and again! Tag to Lee, then Lethal sets Joe up, but Joe BOOTS Lee! Joe whips Lethal away, kicks at Lee, but Lee blocks! Lee hands the foot off to Lethal to then ENZIGIRI Joe! Lethal adds a DRAGON SCREW! Lee covers, TWO! The fans cheer as Joe toughs it out, but Lee rains down fists! Joe pushes Lee away, but Lee brings Joe back up. Tag to Lethal, Lethal climbs, and Lethal AX HANDLES Joe on the back! Joe goes to an open corner but Lethal JABS, JABS, and JABS! Joe JABS in return! Lethal KNEES low! Lethal runs, but into the SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up while both men are down!
The fans rally up, and Joe hurries to hot tag Bowens! Lethal hot tags Lee, but Bowens rallies with LARIATS and CHOPS! Then a wrench, clinch, and REVERSE NECKBREAKER on Lee! Then a kick, KICK, and FAMOUSER for Lethal! The fans fire up as Bowens then catches Lee to a torture rack! SWINGING SLAM! Cover, Lethal breaks it! Lethal CHOPS Bowens, then runs, and Lethal dodges Bowens so he can DIVE onto Joe! Lethal hurries back up, but Bowens DECKS him! Lee kicks, Bowens blocks, to Rock, Paper, Scissors, SUPERKICK! Bowens fires up, the fans are with him, and he clinches for the- victory roll from Lee! TWO!!
Lee SUPERKICKS Bowens, then brings him up in a fireman’s carry! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Lethal MACHO ELBOWS! Lee covers, TWO!! Bowens survives and the fans fire up again! Lethal tags in, he grabs Bowens’ legs, and he steps through. But Bowens BOOTS Lethal away! Lee tags back in, runs up on Bowens, HELLUVA KICK! The Twist then whips Bowens, but Joe saves Bowens from the splash! Bowens LARIATS Lethal! Lee LARIATS Bowens! Joe LARIATS Lee! Lethal LARITS Joe, but Joe doesn’t budge! Joe roars, but Lethal pokes him in the eyes! LETHAL IN- COQUINA CLUTCH! But Lethal JAWBREAKERS free!
Lethal trips Joe, steps through, but Joe trips Lethal up into the COQUINA CLUTCH!! Bowens intercepts Lee, THE ARRIVAL! Roll through, and DOUBLE WRISTLOCK! Bowens tortures Lee’s arm, LEE TAPS! Opps win!
Winners: Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens, by submission
The 5 Tool Player shows the power of Joe’s teachings, but he also gets the mic to say, “For the last year, I have been confused. But I have found solace and clarity in the fact that i Have found a group of men, The Opps, that understand everything I do for this business, everything I do for AEW, and everything I do for you!” The fans cheer, and Bowens continues by saying everywhere he goes, he represents the fans, because he is the Pride of Pro-Wrestling! He is your hero! And to be honest, for everything that he does, he deserves a standing ovation! Joe certainly applauds, and the fans here in Salisbury join in!
Bowens says if you’re asking what this change of attitude is about… This man, Samoa Joe, has been teaching Bowens all he needs to know: choices have consequences; and if you don’t like the way the table is set, you flip that table over and you choose violence! The fans cheer, and now Joe speaks on the mic. “Oh, Ospreaaaay~…! Do you understand what I do for my friends? But unfortunately, decisions have consequences, and you chose a different road, Will. So allow me to say this: I am truly beyond honored that you consider facing me a dream match.” The fans cheer that, but Joe says it’s just unfortunate that when he gets Ospreay in the ring, “it’ll be nothing but a nightmare.”
Joe & Bowens have made it clear that no matter who, no matter where, and no matter what, The Opps will not show mercy. Will nothing stop The Opps from taking it all here in AEW?
Backstage interview with #Brodido.
Lexy Nair is with Brody King & Bandido, and wants to talk the Owen Hart Tournament. Brody is set to face Claudio while Bandido is up against Swerve Strickland. Now, if they both win their matches, that pits them against teach other in the semifinals. But what they also needs to talk about is last night, Supercard of Honor, Bandido retained the title, only for Swerve to attack. Brody tells Swerve that he warned him about what would happen if Swerve messed with the people Brody cared about! Next time Brody sees Swerve, he’ll- Bandido stops Brody there, and says no, no, hermano. Bandido loves you, but this is Bandido’s battle, and Brody needs to respect that.
So Bandido tells Swerve that this is a battle Swerve will not win! Swerve may be the Most Dangerous, but Bandido is the Most Wanted! And after Double or Nothing when Bandido beats Swerve, Swerve won’t be a danger to anyone anymore! Both sides of Brodido have spoken, but will either of them knock down Swerve’s House? Or will Swerve’s thirst for power be satiated with the Owen Hart Cup?
AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championship Eliminator 5 Minute Challenge: The Divine Dominion VS Allie Katch & Kaia McKenna!
Megan Bayne & Lena Kross established just how dominant they are in the first 5 Minute Challenge last week, yet it seems two more poor souls want to test their might. Will Allie & Kaia at least last longer than the previous team? Or will The Megasus & Aussie Amazon score the fatality?
The teams sort out, Megan starts against Allie, and the bell rings. We’re on the clock as Megan and Allie circle, then tie up. Megan powers Allie to the ropes, then CHOPS! Megan whips, Allie blocks the lariat to wrench and PELE! But then Megan just rebounds to SHOTGUN BOOT Allie down! Allie flounders, Megan puts her in the corner, and CLUBS away from all sides! Tag to Lena, she whips Allie back into the corner, then ROCKS her! And ELBOWS her! And fires more elbows! The fans cheer, Lena BLASTS Kaia, then scoops Allie for a SPIN-OUT SIDEWALK SLAM! Lena grins, she drags Allie up, and she tags Megan.
Kaia runs up but Megan scoops her! The Divine Dominion SANDWICH the two, then FALL AWAY SLAM them both! And they SPLASH in the corners! And then another SPLASH! They send their opponents into each other, then DOUBLE LEAPING LARIAT! The fans fire up as Lena & Megan focus on Allie, DIVINE INTERVENTION! Cover, Divine Dominion wins!
Winners: The Divine Dominion, by pinfall (denies Allie Katch & Kaia McKenna a title match)
It was only one minute and 50 seconds this time, they’re only getting stronger! Will no duo ever remove Megan & Lena from the mountaintop?
AEW hears from the four fighting for the AEW Women’s World Championship.
Kris Statlander says, “At Double or Nothing, I face three women, one who I hate, one who I respect, and one who I’m still not sure about.” The hated one, Thekla, says there’s only one way this ends when she’s up against dumb b*tch after dumb b*tch after dumb b*tch. The respected one, Jamie Hayter, says she had the title stripped away from her and it’s eluded her ever since. And the uncertainty, Hikaru Shida, says even though it is every one for themselves, she knows she and Kris will be on the same page, just like always! Kris says y’know who really has her back? Kris herself! That’s all she needs! Jamie warns Thekla that she’s gonna find out, unfinished business is her favorite kind!
Thekla says Double or Nothing, the Toxic Spider destroys New York! A Fatal 4 Way of epic proportions await, will there be nothing left after the dust clears?
Backstage interview with Athena and Mina Shirakawa.
Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World Champion and the Fighting Gravure Idol, and thanks them for accepting the No Physicality Agreement. They are on a collision course in the opening round of the Owen Hart Tournament, this has gotta be a tough one. Athena says maybe, maybe not, but the facts are this: Athena has been the ROH Women’s World Champion for over 1252 DAYS, and has left of dozens of bodies in her wake. Pretty sure Mina’s one of them. Mina says last year at All In, Athena broke Mina’s hand. Athena says so what! Last year at Death Before Dishonor, she kicked Mina’s ass all over the arena! Why does Mina think this match will be any different?
Mina laughs and says last night at Supercard, when she locked in the Figure Four on her opponent, she dreamt it was Athena. Athena says Mina is dreaming of her! So flattered! But she hopes Mina has the best dream tonight: Mina’s dead body in a ditch, next to her precious Toni Storm! Mina tells Athena that Mina has dreamt of winning The Owen and the AEW Women’s World title, while ending Athena! She can’t dream anymore, because now she will live it! Athena says sure, sure. They argue, but Lexy keeps them from getting physical! Will the Fallen Goddess be unstoppable even in AEW? Or will The Owen will be about #MinaNow?
Backstage interview with Lio Rush.
Nigel McGuinness tracked down The Problem Child, and walks over. Lio says hey, Nigel! Good to see you! He saw Nigel put in that work last night, he did great. He did really good. Nigel appreciates that, that’s what he wants to talk about. Specifically, what happened between Lio and his former tag team partner, Action Andretti. Action cost Lio the ROH World TV Championship, what is Lio’s response? Lio says it’s all fine! It’s fine! These things happen, Nigel. Losses happen, friends get upset. It’s fine. It’s fine. Lio keeps saying that, and Nigel says that is the official response. Lio again says it’s good to see Nigel.
But then Lio takes off his sunglasses to show off those creepy eyes. He smiles, and that black goo drools out… Lio continues to say it’s fine, but is it anything but fine? Or should Action learn to sleep with one eye open?
Six Man Tag: Mark Davis & The Dogs VS The Rascalz!
Before they team up for Stadium Stampede, the AEW National Champion teams with David Finlay & Clark Connors to test their chemistry. Will Dunkzilla, The Rebel & 100 Proof sink their teeth into Dezmond Xavier, Zachary Wentz & Myron Reed? Or will The Rascalz light ’em up and smoke ’em in Salisbury?
The trios sort out and Davis starts against Dez. They circle, but then The Dogs rush in! The ref stops them, Davis runs up on Dez, but Dez dodges! Dez dodges again, SHOTGUNS The Dogs, then SUPERKICKS Davis! Dez jumps on for a SLEEPER, Zach tags in, and Myron helps out as The Rascalz mug Davis! They beat Davis down in the corner and the fans fire up! The ref counts, The Rascalz back off, then Zach tags Dez back in. They double whip but The dogs bail Davis out. The fans boo but The Rascalz run up to TRIPLE BOOT Davis & The Dogs down! Then they build speed, only for The Dogs to CLOBBER Zach & Myron!
Dez DIVES, but Davis catches him! And CHOPS him down! The Dogs beat up on Zach & Myron on the outside, Davis CHOKES Dez with a chair, but the ref reprimands. Davis puts Dez in the ring, Finlay CHOKES Myron while Connors whips, but Zach reverses! Connors hits railing hard and writhes on the floor. Myron whips Finlay into railing, and Dez dodges Davis as Davis runs up in the corner! Dez ENZIGIRIS again and again and again! Then Zach joins in, ENZIGIRI GAMANGIRI SANDWICH! Tag to Zach, they speed blitz Davis, then Myron joins in with a DOUBLE STOMP! The Rascalz combine, but The Dogs catch Dez!
The Dogs use Dez to CLOBBER Zach, and THROW him at Myron! The Dogs whip Zach, DOUBLE ELBOW, then SENTON! SLIDING SHOULDER! Davis SENTONS on top! The fans boo but Davis & The Dogs soak it up while Collision goes picture in picture.
Davis drags Zach up just to CLUB him down. Then he drags Zach up to whip hard into the corner. Davis tags Connors, Connors ROCKS Zach, then ROCKS him again. But Zach hits back! Zach backs Connors down, but Connors UPPERCUTS him down! Connors taunts the fans and The Rascalz, then drags Zach back up. Connors RAMS Zach into the corner, tags Finlay, and Finlay stomps away on Zach. The ref counts, Finlay stops, but then Davis CHOKES Zach behinds the ref’s back! Davis gets away with it, then flexes to soak up heat. Finlay puts Zach on the ropes, backs off as the ref reprimands, but that lets Connors CLOBBER Zach!
Finlay then hoists Zach up, BROKEN ARROW! Zach gets distance from that throw, and Finlay flexes. Cover, TWO! Finlay drags Zach into shoulder claws, and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns as Zach fires body shots on Finlay, but Finlay throat chops! Zach sputters, Finlay tags Connors, and they double whip Zach, but Zach BLASTS Davis! Finlay runs up, blocks a boot, but Zach reels him in, pushes him down, then hops over! Zach then slips under Connors, but Connors gets a leg! Zach BOOTS Connors into Finlay! Zach crawls, but Connors BLASTS The Rascalz! The fans boo but Connors CLOBBERS Zach, too! Connors soaks up heat then drags Zach up. Connors whips, Zach handsprings, JUMP KNEE! The fans fire up, both men crawl, and we get hot tags on Finlay and Myron! Myron ducks Finlay to then dodge and GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!
Myron goes up, up, and he leaps, but Finlay gets under. Finlay blocks a kick, spins Myron, but Myron DRAGON WHIPS! Connors runs up, Myron dodges, and Dez UPPERCUTS! SUPERKICKS! And CUTTERS! Myron runs up on Finlay, whips, but Finlay reverses. Finlay ducks a boot but the SUPERKICK hits! Dez joins in, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! The Rascalz hoist Finlay up, SLINGSHOT NECKBREAKER BOMB COMBO! Cover, TWO!! Finlay survives but Myron tags Zach. Zach & Myron get Finlay up for a torture rack while Dez climbs, but Davis SHOVES Dez down! Connors saves Finlay, then Finlay hits an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER on Myron!
Connors SNAP POWERSLAMS Zach! The fans boo but Finlay tags Davis. Davis goes up top, Finlay and Connors get Zach and Myron up in Electric Chair Lifts, but Myron & Zach each POISON-RANA free! Dez goes up to get Davis! SUPERPLEX! The fans fire up while everyone is down around ringside! The Rascalz rise and regroup, then they build speed! TRIPLE TOPES!! The fans are all fired up as The Rascalz get Davis in! “This is Awesome!” as The Rascalz then combine for the SWING OUT TRIPLE DROPKICK!! The fans fire up while Davis is in the drop zone! Zach goes up, Dez tags in, and Zach SWANTON BOMBS!
Dez climbs up top, Myron tags in, Dez FROG SPLASHES! Myron goes up, he adds the 450 SPLASH! Cover, THE DOGS BREAK IT! The fans can’t believe it but The Rascalz go after The Dogs! They TOSS The Dogs out, but then the brawling continues! Finlay fireman’s carries Dez for a SNAKE EYES off the railing! Connors JEEP FLIPS Zach! The Dogs then go after Myron, but he goes Matrix to dodge! DOUBLE CUTTERS on the kip up! Myron runs, FLYING- NO! Davis stops the cutter to LARIAT Myron back in! Then Davis runs, hits the REBOUNDER!! Davis tags Finlay, and Davis PENDULUM DRIVERS! Feed to Finlay for the suplex!
Connors is up top, FULL CLIP!! Cover, Davis & Dogs win!
Winners: Mark Davis, Clark Connors & Davis Finlay, by pinfall
The Savage King warns Chris Jericho and his team that if they want carnage, they’re gonna get carnage! Will anyone survive the star-studded 7 VS 7 Stadium Stampede?
Backstage interview with Anna Jay.
Lexy Nair is with the Queenslayer and commends her on that great return match against Willow Nightingale a couple weeks ago. Unfortunately, it wasn’t enough to stop the Comeback Killer. Anna gives all the respect to Willow, her moves hurt. Maybe Anna dove into the deep end, but she didn’t drown. So while Willow is still TBS Champion, maybe Willow isn’t quite the Comeback Killer. Anna came back, is still here, and there is still a lot left for them to do. And by that, she means her and Tay Melo! The besties reunite, and Tay says if Anna is back, and she is back, then there’s one thing they gotta do.
Anna tells if they wanna find out what that is, #JustTryUs! TayJay is back again, but are they going to fight their way right to the Divine Dominion’s tag titles?
AEW World Championship No Count Outs: Darby Allin VS Sammy Guevara!
The Relentless One may have gotten MJF to accept the Double or Nothing challenge, but he is always up for a fight! The Spanish God still has the ROH World Tag Team Championship around his waist, but he wants even more gold to show off to his wife and daughter! Who gets what they want tonight to then head for Queens, New York?
As he makes his entrance, Sammy brings a table out from under the ring and sets it up ringside, planning ahead for the wild fight he and Darby are about to have! The introductions are made, and Darby kneels down with the belt, only for Sammy to STOMP him into it!! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Sammy holds up the belt as if he’s already won it! Sammy puts the belt aside, the bell rings, and Sammy KNEES Darby right outta the ring! Sammy THROWS Darby into railing, THROWS him in again, then goes back to his table! Sammy puts the table by the stage, then he drags Darby up. Sammy THROWS Darby into more railing! And more railing!
Sammy grabs a ladder and he brings it over to his table! The ref reprimands, there are no count outs but there are still disqualifications! Sammy doesn’t seem to care, he still stands his ladder up near that table. Sammy then lines up a shot, and he JUMP KNEES Darby back down! “I’m gonna be the world champion! Me! Not him!” Sammy drags Darby up, puts him on the table, and he rains down fists! Sammy climbs the ladder, goes to the very top, and reminds us that he’s loco! SUPER SWANTON BOMB through the table!! The fans go nuts as Darby and Sammy are both down in the wreckage!
The ref checks both men, and Sammy sits up first. Sammy drags Darby up with a headlock, brings him to the ring, and Sammy covers, TWO!! Darby survives and Sammy is furious! Sammy drags Darby up, torture racks, and GO TO- NO, Darby blocks and turns Sammy over! SCORPION DEATH LOCK!!! Sammy endures, reaches out, but Darby is looking dizzy! Darby falls over?! Sammy grins as Darby sputters, but the ref has Sammy hold on, he needs to check! Darby is conscious but dazed, and Sammy hurries to the apron. Springboard FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and Sammy is beside himself!
Sammy pushes Darby to a cover, TWO! Darby refuses to give up, despite how it looks. Sammy puts Darby up top, but Darby fires body shots! Darby HEADBUTTS Sammy down, then adjusts, but Sammy trips Darby up! Darby hits buckle, then apron, then floor! Sammy soaks up the heat while the ref checks Darby again. Darby flounders and crawls but refuses to stop, so Sammy fires hands! Sammy climbs up on Darby but Darby fires hands in return! Darby shoves Sammy, Sammy goes up the steps and JUMP SOBATS! Sammy says #AndNew AEW World Champion! Sammy soaks up more heat, then he drags Darby up.
Sammy puts Darby in the ring, drags him up, then KNEES him low! Sammy grins, suplexes, and that’s just Uno Amigo! That means “One Friend.” Sammy hits Dos Amigos! Then THREE AMIGOS! Cover, TWO! Sammy is frustrated as Darby survives again. Sammy clamps on with a chinlock, not quite a bulldog choke, but Darby is still sputtering for air. The fans rally as hard as they can, and Darby rises up to fire body shots! Darby runs, but Sammy SUPERKICKS! Darby falls, Sammy covers, TWO!! Darby scrambles away but Sammy stalks him, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Sammy digs his boot into Darby’s face at the ropes, but the ref counts. Sammy stops, talks some trash, then stalks Darby to a corner. Sammy drags Darby up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Darby flounders out of the ring. Sammy pursues, drags Darby up, and he talks more trash on the fans. Sammy stands Darby up to ROCK him, then push him around. Sammy drags Darby up and THROWS him into railing! Sammy talks more trash, then walks around commentary so he can take a headset and tell everyone what he’s doing as he does it! He stomps Darby, taunts him, then has to go follow Darby around the way.
Sammy follows Darby into the ring, stands him up, but Darby fires hands! Sammy KNEES low, KNEES again and again, then ROCKS Darby! Darby falls over, but Sammy CHOKES Darby on the ropes! The ref counts, Sammy stops, and Darby coughs and sputters again. Sammy has the legs, he puts Darby under the ring, CATAPULT GUILLOTINE! Darby writhes and coughs again, but Sammy steps out to the apron. Sammy looms over Darby, drags him up by his chain, and Collision returns to single picture. Darby fights the suplex, then blocks a kick to FLIP Sammy! Sammy lands on his feet, but Darby SHOTGUNS Sammy down!
The fans fire up as Darby rises again! Darby has his second wind and he builds speed to DIVE! Into a CUTTER on the floor! Sammy puts Darby back in, Sammy springboards in, but into a REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Darby catches Sammy now and the fans fire up! Sammy flails, reaches out, but Darby pushes him down with his body weight! Sammy still endures, crawls forward, and reaches the ROPEBREAK! Darby lets go and the fans rally up again. Fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this has to end somehow. Darby sees Sammy on the apron, and he goes to the corner! Darby climbs, but Sammy rolls to the far side.
Darby hops down, waits on Sammy to stand, and he runs up, but into an eye poke! Sammy hoe up, and he APRON DOUBLE STOMPS Darby down! Cover, TWO!! Sammy is frustrated but he drags Darby up to the top rope. Sammy climbs up to join Darby, but Darby fights the suplex! They trade body shots, and Darby SHOVES Sammy! Sammy backflips through! Sammy is right back up top, SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Sammy crawls to the cover, TWO! Sammy clutches his knee and grits his teeth. Sammy brings the kneepad down to release some pressure, then stands up. The fans rally as Sammy hobbles over to Darby, but Darby JAWBREAKERS!
Sammy staggers, Darby runs up and fires forearms! The fans fire up as Darby roars and runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Darby wobbles, Sammy runs, but Darby blows past! Springboard and COFFIN SPLASH! The fans fire up again as Darby fires fast hands, RAMS low, then hops on, CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Sammy survives and Darby is stunned! The fans rally up as Darby has Sammy in the dragon sleeper! But Sammy fires knees, snapmares free, only for Darby to ELBOW him away! Darby climbs, but Sammy SUPERKICKS the legs! Torture rack and GO TO HOSPITAL! Darby staggers around, but Sammy torture racks again! GO TO HOSPITAL!!
Darby flops down and Sammy goes to the corner! Sammy goes up top, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Sammy has no words, English or Spanish, but Darby flops out of the ring. Sammy goes out after Darby, and he brings out the other table! The fans rally as Sammy brings it over to set up by ringside. Sammy makes sure it is angled just right before he puts Darby on it. The fans boo, but then Sammy goes to the corner! Sammy climbs, reminds us again that he’s loco, and Sammy SUPER 630s only through the table!! Darby avoids disaster, then he puts Sammy back in! COFFIN DROP!!! Cover, DARBY WINS!
Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)
As if his reign wasn’t wild and reckless before, Darby just doubled down with Sammy here tonight! And yet, he’s now set for a showdown with Speedball in Portland! Will no one and nothing stop Darby Allin from doing this again and again? Or is he about to write a check his body can’t cash?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision that not only fed Double or Nothing but did a great job following up ROH Supercard of Honor, assuring fans that ROH does matter after all, despite the lack of building contenders and therefore new champions. I mean, Athena is STILL champion, even when Survival of the Fittest was the best way to dethrone her while protecting her. But good interaction from Athena and Mina ahead of their Owen Hart Cup match, and if Athena is going to still be champion even now, she might as well just be a finalist already. On the other end, it’d be great if Willow also got to the finals to potentially be a two-time Queen of Harts.
Speaking of Willow, great promo with Conglomeration, great match with Red Velvet, but with Velvet still the ROH Women’s World TV Champion, it makes sense that Willow retains her title. Great Six Man Tag from Conglomeration VS Shane Taylor Promotions, and The Conglomeration’s win helps them build momentum towards all their stories. Very good promo from Kyle, very good promo from Death Riders, and I feel like Kyle should at least last the 20 minute time limit to earn his title match with Moxley for Double or Nothing. Meanwhile, Cassidy & Roddy are NOT winning against FTR, FTR has to settle things with Cope & Christian first.
Ciampa going after Briscoe, that whole brawl, and then Briscoe upping the ante for Dynamite, that No Disqualification match is going to be awesome. Very good tag match of Joe & Bowens VS Lethal & Lee, with a good win for The Opps. Very good promo from Joe & Bowens after, and a very good promo from Ospreay, too. Joe VS Ospreay could be a show stealer, but I would think Ospreay wins so that his story with The Death Riders can be part of the Owen Cup. TayJay being back together is great, and I can see them going right at Divine Dominion and easily lasting the five minutes to then earn their title match later on.
Great Six Man Tag of Davis & Dogs VS Rascalz, but with Stadium Stampede looming, naturally Davis & Dogs won to bring momentum for their team. I’d expect The Demand to have their own tune-up for the three-hour super show go-home next week, but they might’ve announced that tonight if that were the case. Very good promo from Lio Rush to further this Jekyll & Hyde/Smeagle & Gollum type of gimmick for him. For those who didn’t watch Supercard (or haven’t read my article on it), Action Andretti turned on Lio Rush and partially blamed Lio’s new dark side for it. RIP CRU, we hardly knew you, but Action VS this Lio is going to be great stuff between AEW and ROH programming.
And of course, another insane instant classic from Darby Allin as he and Sammy use No Count Outs to get hardcore. Good bit of selling from Darby to tease his body giving out on him, but naturally he wins out. They might do a similar spot during his match against Speedball on Wednesday to make it seem MJF has a chance of taking the title at Double or Nothing.
My Score: 8.9/10
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