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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (12/17/21)

The Tribal Chief returns!

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Coverage SmackDown 2021

Paul Heyman, you got some ‘splaining to do!

If Roman Reigns watched SmackDown last week, he knows his Special Counsel fired up Brock Lesnar like back in the day! Will Heyman be in hot water for it?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Sasha Banks & Toni Storm VS Shotzi Blackheart & Charlotte Flair; Banks & Storm win.
  • The Viking Raiders VS Jinder Mahal & Shanky; The Viking Raiders win.
  • Ridge Holland w/ Sheamus VS Cesaro; Holland wins.
  • Naomi VS Shayna Baszler w/ Sonya Deville; Naomi wins.
  • The New Day VS The Usos; The New Day wins.

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Paul Heyman waits with the Universal Championship belt.

The Special Counsel is waiting at the driveway into the arena for the Head of the Table to arrive in Chicago’s All State Arena.

 

Sasha Banks & Toni Storm VS Shotzi Blackheart & Charlotte Flair!

When #BossTime & #ToniTime team up, it’s a good time! But when the wild child has The Queen backing her up, will Sasha & Toni be welcomed to a royal ball pit?

The teams sort out, Toni and Shotzi start and fans rally up. They tie up, go around, and then they break. Things get heated, they tie up again, and Toni gets a headlock. Toni hits a headlock takeover, but Shotzi pushes back with forearms. Shotzi gets the headscissors, but Toni moves around, hops and pops free. Shotzi gets up and the two reset. They tie up again, Toni wrenches to a wristlock, but Shotzi spins, wrenches, and ELBOW BREAKER! Shotzi has a wristlock, Toni rolls, kips up and breaks free to kick low. Toni whips, BOOTS Shotzi down, then drags her over to tag in Sasha. Fans fire up as Toni and Sasha double whip, but Shotzi tags out to Charlotte!

Fans “WOO~!” for the Queen as Charlotte and Sasha circle. They tie up, Charlotte puts Sasha in a corner but Sasha goes up the corner. Charlotte lets off, Sasha boots Charlotte! Sasha goes up and RANAS Charlotte down! Sasha then wheelbarrows, victory rolls, TWO! Body scissors, TWO! Sasha CHOPS Charlotte, tags Toni, and Toni stomps away! Toni fires forearms, EuroUppers, but Charlotte shoves her to ROCK her! Charlotte BOOTS Sasha just because, and she soaks up the heat! Charlotte drags Toni up but Toni gets around to hit the RUBY CUTTER! Cover, Shotzi breaks it! Shotzi throws Toni out hard so that she and Charlotte control the ring as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Sasha bumps Shotzi off buckles. She tags Toni, they double suplex Shotzi down, then Toni covers, TWO! Toni rains down fists on Shotzi, then she drags Shotzi up to tag Sasha back in. They double whip Shotzi to ropes, double elbow her down, and Sasha covers, TWO! Sasha stands on Shotzi’s hand and asks, “Where have you been?” Shotzi kicks from below but Sasha stomps her. Sasha bumps Shotzi off buckles, tags Toni in, and they mug Shotzi. Toni tags Sasha back in, Sasha stomps Shotzi down. Sasha wrenches but Shotzi breaks free, only for Sasha to block the kick! “Not in my house!” Sasha KICKS Shotzi, then DECKS Charlotte! But she turns around into a DISCUS!

Shotzi stomps Sasha, drags her up and Charlotte wants in. Shotzi tags Charlotte and Charlotte puts some stank on the CHOP! Sasha flounders out of the ring, Charlotte goes out after her. Charlotte brings Sasha up to RAM her into the barriers! And then she hauls Sasha up to carry her to the ring! Cover, TWO! Charlotte keeps on Sasha with a neck wrench and she leans on the hold. Fans rally for Sasha and that upsets Charlotte. Sasha gets up, throws body shots then JAWBREAKERS free! Sasha runs, into a tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Sasha survives but Charlotte scowls. Charlotte puts Sasha on the ropes, chokes her, then Shotzi tags in.

Shotzi runs side to side, but Sasha dodges the rope attack! Charlotte is annoyed, Sasha crawls away, hot tag to Toni! Toni rallies on Shotzi with forearms, then hits a BIG atomic drop! Then another atomic drop! Toni ROCKS Shotzi, whips, but Shotzi reverses, only for Toni to CLOBBER her! Toni runs in, stomps Shotzi down, the ref counts and Toni lets off. Toni drags Shotzi up, brings her around, scoops but Shotzi slips out to waistlock! Toni switches, Charlotte tags in and Shotzi bucks free! Feed to Charlotte’s EXPLODER! Charlotte kips up and soaks up the heat as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Charlotte goes for the figure four, only for Toni to boot her into buckles! Toni crawls over, fans fire up, but Charlotte grabs at legs! Toni kicks Charlotte away again, hot tag to Sasha! Sasha KNEES Charlotte, then knuckle locks to go up and FLYING ARM-DRAG! Sasha dodges Charlotte, DECKS Shotzi, but Charlotte fights off the backstabber to tilt-o-whirl- Sasha CROSSBODIES out of it! Cover, TWO! Charlotte goes to a corner, Sasha runs in to METEORA! Then side to side for a KNEE! Sasha drags Charlotte to a cover, TWO! Sasha grows frustrated but fans rally up. Sasha slaps Charlotte around, throws forearms, but Charlotte hits back!

Fans fire up as the forearms go back and forth, Sasha gets the edge but Charlotte shoves and kicks back! Charlotte brings Sasha around to back suplex, but Sasha lands out of it to an O’Conner Roll! TWO, Sasha runs to wheelbarrow and BULLDOG! Charlotte is in a drop zone, Sasha goes up top! Toni tags in, Charlotte stands up, Charlotte avoids Meteora! Shotzi gets in, Sasha gives her a BACKSTABBER! Charlotte throws Sasha out but Toni’s up top! CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO!! Charlotte escapes but Toni gets her right back up to bring her around! Charlotte pulls hair to then BUCKLE SHOT Toni down! Charlotte digs her boots in but lets off as the ref counts.

Charlotte drags Toni to a drop zone, steps on Toni on the way to the corner, and Charlotte goes up top. MOONSAULT, but Toni moves! Toni gets KNEES up for the standing moonsault! O’Conner Roll, with a BRIDGE! Toni & Sasha win!!

Winners: Toni Storm & Sasha Banks, by pinfall

Last week, Charlotte got herself disqualified! But this week, you can’t deny that Toni’s time is coming! Will she get an even bigger win when it’s for the title?

 

HAIL! KING WOODS!

Xavier sits on his throne as Kofi, Rick Boogs, Shinsuke Nakamura and more rock out. He says their admiration is appreciated. He bestows upon them the honor of kissing the royal fingers. Boogs kisses the hand. But “Hear ye, hear ye.” The Usos come in. Is this your king?! Where’d Woods get that crown? He looks like a cosplayer, pretending a lot. oh the ogres are here! Was it not last week that they got a royal beating upon their buttocks? Then New Day will gladly beat them again before Day 1 where they become the W! W! E! World! Tag! Team! Champions~! Then the Usos accept. They’ll beat New Day tonight, then beat them at Day One.

Oh, clever play off the catchphrase. Begone! The New Day laugh the Usos out, but who will be having the last laugh here in Chicago?

 

Natalya watches a highlight reel of last week.

Namely, of Xia Li coming to help Naomi fight off her, Shayna Baszler & Sonya Deville. Megan walks in to ask Natty about it, but Natty wants Megan to understand who she is talking to. She is talking to a Guinness Book of World Records record holder! She has had the most matches and PPV matches of any woman in WWE history. And yet Megan’s asking about Xia Li? “The Protector?” Xia had the audacity to viciously attack Natty and call that protecting Naomi. No no no. Not here. Xia is a nobody and Natty is the Best Of All Time! If Xia ever steps to Natty again, Xia will need a protector! Is the Queen of Harts betting too much on herself?

 

The Viking Raiders VS Jinder Mahal & Shanky!

While we know Day 1 has New Day VS Usos, these two teams plan on being ready for the day after! Will Erik & Ivar or the Modern Day Maharaja and sidekick be one step closer to the titles?

SmackDown returns and Jinder & Shanky make their entrance. But a Raw recap took up a lot of time, so SmackDown goes back to break.

SmackDown returns again, and the Viking Raiders mug Jinder in their corner. Ivar Mongolian Chops Jinder, then tags in Erik. Ivar KNEES Jinder, Erik KNEES Jinder! Erik and Shanky stare down, but then Erik dodges Jinder, only to run into a KNEE! Tag to Shanky, Jinder feeds Erik to Shanky’s BOOT! Shanky scoops Erik for a SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Shanky drags Erik back up, bumps him off buckles, then elbows Erik down. Shanky elbows and KNEES Erik down! Shanky stays between the Vikings, fans rally up, and Erik throws body shots! Shanky shoves, CHOPS Erik, then CLOBBERS him! Cover, TWO!

Shanky drags Erik up and over, tag to Jinder, then Shanky throws another elbow. Jinder throws body shots then CLUBS Erik down. Jinder CLUBS Erik, Erik hits back with forearms! Jinder fires off, then stomps Erik down! Jinder digs his knee in, then drags Erik up to CLOBBER him! Jinder clamps on a chinbar and armlock but Erik endures. Fans fire up, Erik throws hands but Jinder ROCKS him! Jinder whips, Erik goes up and over and rolls, hot tag to Ivr! Ivar ROCKS Jinder, then CLOBBERS him! Scoop and SIDEWALK SLAM! Ivar keeps moving, BASEMENT CROSSBODY! Fans fire up, Ivar hits Shanky, but Shanky just scowls!

Jinder hits Ivar from behind, then whips, but Ivar cartwheels to LARIAT! Tag to Erik, Ivar scoop SLAMS Jinder! Erik scoop SLAMS Ivar onto Jinder! Cover, TWO! Erik drags Jinder up, Jinder JAWBREAKERS! Tag to Shanky and he runs in at Erik, only to miss in the corner! Tag to Ivar, Ivar runs in to clothesline Shanky! Erik DOUBLE KNEES Shanky down! Erik hoists Ivar up, ASSISTED HIP ATTACK Jinder gets in, Erik hits an EXPLODER! Ivar is up top, aiming at Shanky, VIKING SPLASH! Cover, the Viking Raiders win!

Winners: The Viking Raiders, by pinfall

Erik & Ivar win, they’re ready to RAID! Will it be the Usos or the New Day who are in the way of this warpath?

 

Happy Corbin & Mad Cap Moss still have Adam Pearce’s desk.

And with it, they still have Drew McIntyre’s claymore sword! They’re heading for gorilla, what will they do to the sword in the wood?

 

Heyman greets the car that pulls into the arena.

But it isn’t Roman Reigns. It’s BROCK LESNAR! Good ol’ Advocate! Heyman says he was expecting someone else. Oh, that’s alright. Maybe Roman, huh? Good luck with that. Lesnar pats Heyman on the shoulder and Heyman says thanks. But is this only going to turn up the heat on the Special Counsel?

 

SmackDown presents an all new Happy Talk!

Corbin & Moss make their entrance, then go to the ring. The desk is already there waiting, and Corbin welcomes the fans back to his show. If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! This week, Corbin is extremely happy because of the new addition to the set. To Drew McIntyre, this sword is just a sword. But to Corbin, it is a multi-functional and highly expensive piece of furniture. It’s a hat rack, a cigar cutter, maybe even a nail file. Be careful, though! But the fact of the matter is, Corbin couldn’t be happier. Though, they could bring this to another level with one of Moss’ jokes!

“What do you call Drew McIntyre when he leaves his sword behind in a desk? The Glasgow Ditz.” Fans boo but Moss has another one. “Where can you find a discount kilt? I don’t know. Ask bargain basement Braveheart!” Here’s another one. “Why did Drew McIntyre’s girl decide to wear a suit? He thought someone should wear the pants in the relationship!” Corbin says Moss is amazing. He was going to leave the sword in the desk, but Moss should have it to go with his razor wit. Moss is honored, and he goes to pull the sword out of the desk, but it’s stuck! Corbin thinks Moss is joking around but Moss says he really can’t get it out.

Corbin gives it a try, and even Corbin can’t remove the sword! They both try, but it’s really in there. So here comes McIntyre! McIntyre smirks at the futile efforts of Corbin and Moss. McIntyre goes to the ring, and he says, “What’s the matter, lads? Are we having some performance issues?” Moss swings on McIntyre but gets DECKED! McIntyre throws Moss out then HEADBUTTS Corbin! There’s the Glasgow Kiss! McIntyre takes hold of the sword, and he removes it in one go! So does McIntyre rule all of England or something? McIntyre aims at Corbin but Moss gets him out of there before we end up with two halves of Corbin! Will Corbin & Moss learn to stop joking around for once?

 

Sonya Deville & Adam Pearce are visited by Sami Zayn.

They’re surprised Sami’s alive. And that he’s also not wearing the neck brace or leg cast… Sami’s lawyer said he no longer needed it. Wait, lawyer? Not doctor? Uh, doctor, right! Anyway, not the point. Sami just came by to wish them a happy holiday. Oh, really? Yes, really! Sami may not like the commercialization of the holiday, but he cares about the spirit. Such as the spirit of giving. So he wants something? No! He earned a Universal Championship match but was robbed of it when Lesnar decimated him and left him for Roman to pick the bones. So how long will it take for Sami to get his real opportunity? Because he remembers being robbed of the Intercontinental Championship a YEAR ago!

Sonya & Pearce know Sami loves the Intercontinental Championship, so they can give him something. Next week, Sami will be in a 12 Days of Christmas 12 Man Gauntlet. Winner faces Shinsuke Nakamura for the Intercontinental Championship. Not much of a gift, though. But it’s the gift that keeps on giving! Okay, okay, fine. Happy holidays, Sami! Sonya & Pearce are excited, but will the Great Liberator even survive to the end of such a match?

 

Ridge Holland w/ Sheamus VS Cesaro!

The Northern Grit has been learning from the Celtic Warrior, a truly great and accomplished superstar. But is Ridge about to learn something from the Swiss Superman that not even Sheamus can teach him?

Sheamus being in the ring makes Cesaro wary, but it’s to distract Cesaro! Ridge CLOBBERS Cesaro with his Billy club! Sheamus laughs at Cesaro’s pain, and then he and Ridge soak up the heat. Cesaro bails out to catch his breath, will he be okay to compete after the break?

SmackDown returns and Cesaro’s ribs are all taped up now. He says he’s still good to go, and he gets in the ring while the ref has Sheamus and Ridge keep their distance. The bell rings, Ridge RAMS Cesaro right to a corner! Ridge throws knees and then he throws body shots! Cesaro drops to a knee, Ridge grins and brings Cesaro up to KNEE him low. Sheamus loves what he sees, and Ridge scoops Cesaro to hit a BACKBREAKER! “Look at the power, lads!” Ridge grins as he has a chinbar and leg for a modified Bow ‘n’ Arrow! Cesaro endures a knee in his ribs but fans rally up. Ridge then lets go to drop a knee into Cesaro’s back!

Ridge drags Cesaro up, headbutts the bad ribs, then reels Cesaro in for a cobra twist! Cesaro endures the stretch, and even the elbow in his side! Ridge CLUBS Cesaro, but Cesaro powers up. Ridge blocks the hip toss to throw another body shot! Cesaro EuroUppers, then hits a BIG back suplex! Fans fire up and Sheamus looks worried as Ridge goes to a corner. Cesaro runs in to EuroUpper, then back elbow, then fire off body shots. Ridge hits a body shot of his own! But Cesaro comes back to clothesline Ridge out! Cesaro goes out and EuroUppers Ridge against barriers! Cesaro says this is on Sheamus, and he puts Ridge into the ring.

Cesaro drags himself up but Sheamus distracts him again! Ridge hits the ribs, then scoops Cesaro for NORTHERN GRIT!! Cover, Ridge wins!

Winner: Ridge Holland, by pinfall

Sheamus celebrates with his protégé, but the Fella was definitely why Ridge won at all. Ridge literally KICKS Cesaro out of the ring, will Ridge and Sheamus look to run roughshod over SmackDown?

 

McIntyre looks for Corbin & Moss.

“Come out, come out, wherever you are~!” He wants to hear one of their hilarious jokes! Is the punchline going to be that McIntyre gets the last laugh?

 

Naomi heads to the ring!

She didn’t get her fair match with Sonya Deville, will she get any match at all tonight? Or will Sonya have another abuse of power up her sleeve?

SmackDown returns and Naomi has the mic. “So, every year, I make myself a little Christmas list. And each year, there isn’t ever much on my list, just like this year. There’s only one thing, and that is to face Sonya Deville one-on-one.” Naomi says Santa is here early and “Cruella” is listening. Sonya’s done everything but face Naomi, so how about she get out to the ring and they do this tonight?! Where you at?! Sonya walks out and says this is very unprofessional> She’s said it before and will say it again. When the suit’s on, Naomi can’t touch her. But that’s okay.

Instead, she has an alternate. Someone who has been literally begging to get in the ring with Naomi and is superior to her in every single way. It’s Shayna Baszler. Fine, but only if Sonya will step in the ring. Sonya gets in the ring, she just needs to take off the jacket. But then Shayna attacks from behind! And she goes after Naomi’s leg with elbow drop after elbow drop, then a LEG DDT! Ref, ring the bell.

Naomi VS Shayna Baszler!

Shayna drags Naomi around by the leg, and has a HEEL HOOK! Naomi kicks, flails, fights the grip, reaches for ropes, but Shayna drags her away. Naomi sits up to make it a cover! NAOMI WINS!!

Winner: Naomi, by pinfall

Shayna got cocky and got caught! When will Sonya gear up and actually take Naomi on for real?

 

Corbin & Moss are hiding.

But Megan finds them and asks them if she can turn on a light. No, turn those off! But McIntyre got his sword back and they didn’t seem very happy about it. So if he found them, they wouldn’t be happy? Corbin is always happy! He’s happy cuz he’s rich, he loves his life, and he can look down on commoners and smile. Corbin is happy because he’ll be laughing all the way to New Year’s. At Day 1, McIntyre will go 1v1 and LOSE… to Moss. Isn’t that awesome? Moss tries to laugh it off but he doesn’t like being the butt of the joke. Will New Year’s be what brings Moss & Corbin down for once?

 

The New Day VS The Usos!

Sure, they have a match at Day 1, but neither team wants to wait to shut the other up! Will this non-title match go through? Or does the Bloodline have a plan in mind?

SmackDown returns and the Usos make their entrance. The teams sort out and “Sir Kofi” starts against “Main Event Jey.” They tie up, Jey headlocks but Kofi powers out. Jey runs Kofi over, holds up a finger for #WeTheOnes, then things speed up. Kofi drops, hurdles, hurdles and jumps again but Jey stays back. Kofi catches Jey for SOS! Cover, TWO! Kofi kicks Jey at the ropes, CHOPS him, but Jimmy tags in. Kofi whips, Jey reverses but Kofi ROCKS him! Jey shoves Kofi into Jimmy’s ENZIGURI! Jey CLOBBERS Kofi, Jimmy gets in to drag Kofi up. Jimmy bumps Kofi off buckles and fires off haymakers! The ref counts, Jimmy lets off but Jey gets a shot in.

Jimmy drags Kofi up to ROCK him with an uppercut, Jey tags back in, and the Usos mug Kofi with a mule kick to the ribs! Jey tags Jimmy back in, Jimmy drags Kofi to wrap on a chinlock. Jimmy grinds Kofi down, fans rally up, and Kofi fights up. Kofi slips out but Jimmy keeps him from Woods. Kofi throws hands, then dodges to SUPERKICK Jimmy down! Fans fire up as Kofi crawls, hot tag to King Woods, but Jey distracts the ref!! The ref doesn’t see the tag so it doesn’t count! Jimmy drags Kofi back in with a chinlock, then feeds him to Jey’s LARIAT! The Usos soak up the heat and SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns again and Jey hits Kofi while he’s up top! Kofi hits back, then SPLASHES Jey while he’s standing! Fans fire up, hot tags to Jimmy and Woods! King Xavier finally rallies on Jimmy, but Jey whips him to a corner! Woods BOOTS Jey the hits the HONOR ROLL! Jimmy whips but Woods tilt-o-whirls to a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Fans fire up with Woods and he runs to clothesline Jimmy out! Woods runs to WRECK Jimmy with a dropkick! Woods gets Jimmy back in the ring, hurries to the corner and climbs up, to SUPER LEG DROP! Cover, TWO!! Woods grits his teeth, drags Jimmy up, but Jimmy kicks. Woods blocks but gets the DRAGON WHIP!

Woods still dodges, Kofi tags in, Woods goes out after Jey but ends up getting TOSSED into barriers! Kofi leaps, Jimmy gets under, but Kofi gets Jimmy for S- NO! Jimmy powers out, dodges Trouble in Paradise and SUPERKICKS Kofi down! Cover, TWO! Jimmy is shocked but he tags in Jey. Woods gets in, distracts back so now the ref doesn’t see that! Jey argues, Woods shoves him down! Jimmy sings on Woods, but turns around into TROUBLE IN PARADISE! Kofi covers, New Day wins!!

Winner: The New Day, by pinfall

Turnabout is fair play! Will the Usos end up the same way at Day 1?

 

Now Roman Reigns arrives.

Heyman should’ve known he’d be in a Mercedes rather than a GMC. But Roman goes out the other side, not even allowing Heyman to open the door for him. “Let’s go to my ring.” Heyman follows his Tribal Chief, but what will Roman have to say about everything he’s seen since last week?

 

SmackDown says Merry Christmas next Friday!

Christmas Eve will see Toni Storm challenge for the SmackDown Women’s Championship, is it going to be a very merry #ToniTime? And the 12 men have been chosen! Sami Zayn, Drew Gulak, Mansoor, Cesaro, Ricochet, Jinder Mahal, Shanky, both Viking Raiders, both Los Lotharios and Sheamus compete in the 12 Days of Christmas Gauntlet! But who will be the partridge in a pear tree facing Shinsuke Nakamura at Day 1?

 

Roman Reigns heads to the ring.

Fans are torn as the Head of the Table and Special Counsel stand on stage. Roman holds up the Universal Championship and the pyro goes off. Then Heyman carries the belt as a banner as they get in the ring. Roman again holds up the belt for the second round of pyro. The Usos appear again, they must’ve stayed ringside after losing to the New Day. Heyman hands the mic over to Roman and he says, “Chicago. Acknowledge me.” Plenty of fans seem willing to do that, but many more boo. Roman says he’s said this before and he thought he made it very clear. “I don’t like it when my cousins lose.” He puts a hand on Jey’s shoulder and asks if he knows that. Jey does.

But they’re family. They can get through anything, because they’re blood. But Heyman, on the other hand… He’s not blood. And Heyman should know better than anyone that Roman can’t have people disrespecting him. You disrespect him, you disrespect the family. So Roman will ask these questions again because he thought he knew the answers, but… “Can I trust you, Wiseman?” Roman took a week off and yet he knows what happened. Heyman seems a bit shady. So to get it straight, did Heyman know Brock would return at SummerSlam? Did Heyman know Brock would be at Madison Square Garden? Did Heyman know Brock’s suspension would be lifted?

Heyman isn’t sure how to answer any of that and that upsets Roman. Chicago says Heyman screwed up, and Roman says damn right he has. But this is the most important for Heyman: Is he a Special Counsel? Or is he an Advocate? Heyman is again unsure how to answer. Fans are voting, “Advocate! Advocate!” Heyman wants the mic to speak, but Roman isn’t giving his up. So Heyman gets a different mic, and then takes a moment to think. He seems to be getting a headache. But Roman cuts Heyman off to make sure Heyman acknowledges Roman with the truth. “Why are you protecting Brock Lesnar from me?”

Heyman chuckles a bit nervously here. Heyman takes another moment, and he says, “My Tribal Chief, I’m not protecting Brock Lesnar from you.” Heyman quickly asks God for help on this last part. “I’m protecting you from Brock Lesnar!” Jimmy & Jey says that is disrespect! Roman hugs Heyman and says, “I love you, Wiseman. And I thank you for your honesty. And I thank you for 40 years of service to my family. And you’re fired.” Just like that?! And then a SUPERMAN PUNCH!! Roman terminates Heyman, and then has Jey get a chair for him! Wait, Roman wants another chair. Roman puts Heyman’s head on the first, and then holds the second.

BUT HERE COMES LESNAR! The Beast is here to save Heyman! Jimmy & Jey rush him but get CLOBBERED at the ramp! HALF HATCH for Jey! Then Brock fireman’s carries Jey for an F5!! Lesnar is fire dup but Jimmy SUPERKICKS him! But Lesnar is back up to F5 Jimmy!! Roman dares Lesnar to do something while he has a chair. Lesnar rushes in, Roman fires off with the chair! Again and again, but Lesnar still gets up?! F5 for Roman!! Chicago is going nuts as Lesnar looms over Roman! Fans want “One More Time!” so Lensar gets Roman up to F5 AGAIN!! Is The Conqueror back?! Will we see a NEW Reigning, Defending, Undisputed Universal Heavyweight Champion at Day 1?!


My Thoughts:

This was a pretty good SmackDown, but what an awesome ending! New Day VS Usos happening here just because was a great match but a weird booking choice. Of course, this is what happens when WWE cuts so many people that could have matches against Usos and New Day as tune-ups. Hell, they could’ve even had it be The Viking Raiders VS Usos and Jinder & Shanky VS New Day. But then I guess Roman’s segue of Usos losing and being family wouldn’t have worked out. Roman confronting Heyman and everything that stemmed from it was amazing. I love how much drama Heyman put into saying he was protecting Roman, given the match history between Roman and Lesnar.

Roman wanting to con-chair-to Heyman was a pretty wild tease, too, and Lesnar made an awesome save. There’s still a couple weeks, but I feel like this means Roman retains at Day 1. New Day winning against Usos also makes me think Usos retain at Day 1. I’m also surprised the SmackDown Women’s Championship won’t be on Day 1 with them having the match next week. The women’s tag that started the night was good, though it took a moment to get going. Toni and Shotzi had a hard time with, well, timing, but I think that’s because this was their first time meeting in the ring as opponents. Toni getting the win in this match surely means Charlotte retains for Christmas.

I do like that we’re getting something big for the Intercontinental Championship. A 12 Man Gauntlet is going to be a lot of fun, and probably half the show. Out of the 12 men, I doubt the tag teams are going to win, so that’s like half the field out of the running right there. Though, maybe Jinder could, I wouldn’t mind seeing Nakamura VS Jinder, maybe even Shanky VS Boogs on the side. I would think Sami finds a way to win, though, I would love seeing him interact with Boogs, too. Plus, Sheamus has a thing building with Cesaro after he helped Ridge win. I would think Cesaro still gets a tag partner to face Ridge & Sheamus at the same time. Mansoor? Ricochet? Drew Gulak since he’s still here somehow?

Naomi confronting Sonya just to get a filler win over Shayna was whatever, I feel like this should’ve been Xia Li having a match against even just a “local enhancement talent.” Natty did have a good promo calling Xia out, that will be a great match. Sonya might wait until Day 1 or even the Royal Rumble to face Naomi fair and square, and maybe still in some kind of stipulation match just so she can bend the rules to her advantage. Same goes for how McIntyre’s story with Corbin & Moss. The Happy Talk segment had fans chanting “CM PUNK!” because it took way too long to get to the point: Corbin & Moss can’t do anything with the sword and McIntyre gets it back. Day 1 has a match but it’s against Moss, so clearly they’re saving McIntyre VS Corbin for Royal Rumble.

My Score: 8.3/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (5/16/25)

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It’s a Collision of Honor!

As things heat up towards Double or Nothing, Darby Allin defends the AEW World Championship against The Spanish God, Sammy Guevara!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW World Trios Championship Eliminator: The Conglomeration VS Lee Moriarty & The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions; The Conglomeration wins and denies Lee & The Infantry a title opportunity.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Red Velvet; Willow wins and retains the title.
  • Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens VS Jay Lethal & Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian; Joe & Bowens win.
  • AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championship Eliminator 5 Minute Challenge: The Divine Dominion VS Allie Katch & Kaia McKenna; The Divine Dominion wins and denies Allie & Kaia a title match.
  • Six Man Tag: Mark Davis & The Dogs VS The Rascalz; Davis & The Dogs win.
  • AEW World Championship No Count Outs: Darby Allin VS Sammy Guevara; Darb wins and retains the title.

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The Death Riders speak.

It was after AEW Dynamite on Wednesday that Jon Moxley said, “Every time I step into the ring with Kyle O’Reilly, I can’t find a way to win. It’s been failure after failure after failure. Kyle O’Reilly has tapped me out, twice. Ipso facto, Kyle O’Reilly will be the new Continental Champion. You might think. But the Jon Moxley of six months ago is not the same as Jon Moxley of today. Who I will be tomorrow is better than who I am today. Logic and strategy would dictate that I should stay as far away from Kyle O’Reilly as I can. Because there’s no doubt about it, Kyle, you have my number.

The thing about this Continental Championship, it’s good bait. All the dragons I wanna slay come right to my door. I will do what I’ve done for 22 years surviving in this business, Kyle: I’m gonna find a way.” The Maniac heads out, and Claudio Castagnoli steps forward to tell Brody King that Brody always brings the bark. But if he steps in the ring with Claudio in the Owen Hart Tournament, he better bring the bite. Pac then says, “Nobody gets special treatment. It doesn’t matter who you are, Death Riders against the world.” Daniel Garcia says yeah, let’s get it! Yuta repeats, “Against the world.” Marina Shafir tells the world, “Bring it, you p*ssies!”

 

AEW World Trios Championship Eliminator: The Conglomeration VS Lee Moriarty & The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions!

Well speaking of Kyle O’Reilly, he, Orange Cassidy, and the returning Mark Briscoe are going to put STP to the test! #TAIGASTYLE is still ROH Pure Champion, but Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo are upset after losing the ROH World Six Man Tag titles. Will STP take out their frustrations as they rumble, bad man, rumble? Or will the Violent Artist, Freshly Squeezed & Sussex County Chicken simply send #THEM home emptyhanded?

The trios sort out and Briscoe steps up against #BadNews&Tattoos. The fans are behind Briscoe as he and Bravo circle. They approach, Bravo kicks low, and he flips everyone off. The fans boo, Bravo headlocks, but Briscoe powers up, out, and headlocks in return. Bravo powers up and out but Briscoe RUNS him over! The fans cheer, and Briscoe runs. Bravo drops down, hurdles, but Briscoe hits a crane stance! Bravo says that’s stupid! But Briscoe ducks Bravo’s punch to UPPERCUT! Briscoe whips, Bravo reverses to ROCK Briscoe! The forearms go back and forth, Briscoe fires a flurry, but Bravo CLAWS Briscoe’s face!

Bravo runs, but Briscoe winds up to UPPERCUT! The fans cheer the Redneck Kung-Fu! Lee tags in and hits his tiger stance. But then Kyle calls to Briscoe, and Briscoe tags Kyle! The fans cheer as Kyle and Lee tie up, go around, and Kyle wrenches. Lee wrenches, slips through, and waistlocks. They go around, Lee switches but Kyle has the arm. Kyle arm-drags Lee down, double wristlock, but Lee fights around. Kyle body scissors, rolls to the cover, TWO! The fans fire up as the two go again, knuckle lock, and Lee headlocks. Kyle powers up and out, Lee goes up and around, but Kyle does the same to slide under.

Lee ducks a kick, then wheelbarrows to victory roll, then EURO CLUTCH! TWO! Kyle is up, Lee backs off, and the fans cheer the exchange. Lee points to Nigel McGuinness, wanting him to remember the Euro Clutch did him in the last time they faced off. Kyle storms up on Lee, Lee headlocks, but Kyle powers up and out. Lee RUNS Kyle, keeps moving, but Kyle drops down. Lee sunset flips but Kyle stays up! Kyle shakes his head, drops down into the ARMBAR, but here comes The Infantry! Briscoe & Cassidy intercept Dean & Bravo, fire off hands in corners, and Kyle shifts to an ANKLE LOCK! But Lee reels Kyle into a headlock.

Briscoe & Cassidy TOSS The Infantry, then go out after them. Lee waistlocks, Kyle fires elbows, and Kyle climbs up in the corner. The fans count along as Kyle goes all the way to TEN! Tag to Briscoe, he climbs up, and he rains down fists! Briscoe goes all the way to TEN, then he tags Cassidy! The fans fire up again as Cassidy winds up, climbs up, and rains down ONE! The fans cheer Cassidy while Lee stumbles. Lee tags Dean, and now The Captain steps to Cassidy. Dean says go ahead, put the hands in the pockets. Cassidy says okay, and he raises his hands, to then slowly, slowly, put them in his pockets!

The fans cheer as Cassidy then ducks ‘n’ dodges Dean, and still arm-drags Dean away! Dean runs up, Cassidy drops down to MONKEY FLIP! Then Cassidy kips up! The fans fire up, but Bravo storms in and whips him to a corner. Cassidy goes up, out, and ducks Bravo to bump him off buckles! Dean tries, but Cassidy bumps him off buckles! Bravo tries again, he just gets buckles! Dean tries again, he just gets buckles! The fans fire up as Cassidy climbs, but Lee trips him up! The fans boo while Cassidy falls to the mat, but the ref has to keep Kyle & Briscoe from going after Lee! The Infantry flanks Cassidy, but Cassidy bobs n’ weaves to dodge the shots!

Cassidy tries again, but the CARLIE CROSSOVER hits, then a feed to the SLINGSHOT SPEAR! Lee drags Cassidy to the apron, the ref is still distracted, Shane Taylor hits a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! The fans boo but STP has taken control while Collision goes to picture in picture!

Lee drags Cassidy up, puts him in the ring, and Dean covers, TWO! Dean drags Cassidy up, whips him to ropes, then BODY BLOWS! Cassidy falls in a heap but Dean soaks up heat. Dean stomps Cassidy, drags him up, then bumps him off buckles. Dean tags Bravo to send him in for the SPLASH! Dean adds a SPLASH, then scoops while Bravo goes up, KNEE DROP SIDEWALK SLAM COMBO! Cover, Briscoe breaks it! Bravo is upset, but he CLUBS Cassidy. Cassidy fights the suplex, Bravo CLUBS him again and again, then suplexes through! Cover, TWO! Cassidy toughs it out but Bravo drags Cassidy over to the corner.

Dean tags in, The Infantry stomps away on Cassidy, but the ref counts. Dean stops to kneel on Cassidy, then steps off again. Cassidy throws “shots” on the leg, but Dean stomps Cassidy down! Dean then BLASTS Briscoe & Kyle! The ref reprimands but that just lets Bravo CHOKE Cassidy! The ref reprimands Bravo now as Collision returns to single picture. Dean asks, “Is this camera on me? B! B! C!” BRONCO BUSTER CAPTAIN! Dean bounces, Bravo says if you see Cap in that corner, yo’ ass is a goner! Dean drags Cassidy up, tags Bravo, and Dean sends Bravo in for the SPLASH! Then feed to Dean, but Cassidy tilt-o-whirl DDTS!

The fans fire up but Bravo hurries to anchor a foot! Cassidy reaches out, reaches out, but Bravo drags him back! Cassidy BOOTS Bravo away, Lee tags in, and Lee BOOTS Briscoe down! The fans boo but Cassidy swings! Lee blocks the lariat to wrench Cassidy into the COBRA TWIST! The fans boo, the ref keeps Kyle back, and STP links up on the twist! Four men strong and they make Cassidy suffer! The ref sees that, Dean lets go to defend his innocence, but that causes him to fall onto Bravo! Cassidy powers up to HIP TOSS free! Hot tag to Kyle! Kyle BOOTS Lee, KICKS him, then fires off a strike fest! LEG SWEEP!

Lee flounders to a corner but Kyle runs up to forearm SMASH! Kyle wrenches and ELBOW BREAKERS, then cravats for some knees! Snapmare and a PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! ARMBAR! The Infantry attacks Kyle! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Bravo drags Lee to safety. Bravo tags in, then he tags Dean. Bravo jukes around Kyle, lifts him up, BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, TWO! Kyle survives but Bravo runs up! Kyle ELBOWS Bravo away, BOOTS Dean, then goes up! FLYING KNEE for Dean, LARIAT for Bravo! The fans fire up again because Chicken is rising! Kyle crawls, hot tags to Briscoe and Lee!

Briscoe fires off JAB after JAB on Lee, then whips, but Lee grabs ropes. Lee BOOTS back, runs up, but Briscoe dodges! FLYING FOREARM! The Infantry is back, but Briscoe dodges Bravo to ROCK Dean! Briscoe CHOPS Bravo, then repeat! Dean slips around, but Briscoe BOOTS Bravo away! Then Briscoe breaks free to PELE! Dean falls out of the ring, Briscoe reels Bravo in! Briscoe underhooks but Bravo fights free! Bravo whips but Briscoe WRECKS Dean with a dropkick! Then he RAMS Bravo and DUMPS him out! Cassidy DIVES to hit Lee! Briscoe gets a chair! The fans fire up as the chair is set up, and Briscoe runs, only for Shane to stand in the way!

ORANGE PUNCH for Shane! Kyle FLYING KNEES Shane down for good measure! Briscoe uses the chair to FLY! Down goes STP!! The fans are thunderous as Kyle gets Dean in, and Briscoe is up top! FROGGY-BOW! But that’s not all! Dean staggers into the kick, the underhooks, and JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!

Winners: The Conglomeration, by pinfall (denies Shane Taylor Promotions a title opportunity)

When it rains, it pours for STP! Will they just have to regroup and refocus taking over ROH? Will The Conglomeration continue to #ManUp here in AEW?

 

Will Ospreay speaks.

It was also after Dynamite that The Aerial Assassin told Samoa Joe, “My apologies for not getting back to any of your messages, been a little bit busy training and getting myself ready for The Owen. Surprised to see you there in the opening round, mate. It’s gonna be a tough one. But if you can just bear with me for a hot second while I explain to you… Six months of my life got taken away from me, mate. Six months, I’ve been sitting in front of a TV screen, watching AEW, looking at it, trying to get my strength back in my arms, rushing to get back. That’s six months of frustration, six months of anger. And then I finally had my kill shot on Dynasty, and I lost.

“And ever since then, man, I’ve been struggling with my matches. Doc even stopped one for my own safety. I’m annoyed that I didn’t get revenge on Jon. But I’m more upset at the idea that I can’t be the guy that AEW put their trust in once upon a time. Regardless of how I feel about Jon, regardless of how I feel about The Death Riders, there’s nothing that I can say that’ll make people ever understand. But Jon Moxley is the Ace, he’s a soldier for this place. And while his methods might be sick, there are people who stand up to see him get elevated. So what could it happen with him in my corner?

“Joe, I’ve got nothing but respect for ya. Everything that you’ve done in this industry. Mate, you were in the match that made me want to become a pro-wrestler. But no one, no one, is stopping me from winning The Owen. And I find it very poetic that the man takt took away my old life has given me a second chance of capturing the world championship.” The Billy Goat is ready to become something more, but will Samoa Joe make sure Ospreay goes Double or Nothing and loses?

 

Backstage interview with The Conglomeration.

Lexy Nair congratulates them on their win tonight, and brings up that Moxley has accepted Kyle’s challenge. Kyle says yes, Moxley is right, Kyle has his number. But facing Moxley has been the biggest test of Kyle’s career, so what’s one more test? This Wednesday, it’s a title eliminator, and after Kyle makes Moxley submit again, he is putting all his chips in and goes Double or Nothing! Briscoe says damn right, Kyle. And speaking of Dynamite, Tommaso Ciampa, Briscoe put it plain and clear, but he hasn’t heard a word from Ciampa! If Ciampa’s scared, he should just say it! Cassidy says Willow needs to say something.

Willow says sure, okay. Great job, guys, really. But for her, Double or Nothing, it will be TRIPLE or nothing, because she has THIS bad boy, the TBS Championship! But she’s also coming for The Owen, and the World Championship! As for tonight, Red Velvet may have beaten Willow to qualify for The Owen, but that won’t happen tonight. Welcome back to AEW, time to meet the Comeback Killer. Lexy says by the way, that match is next. Willow fires up, hurries off to make her entrance, but will she be ready to cook with The Chef?

AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Red Velvet!

Before making her entrance, the ROH Women’s World TV Champion tells Willow, “The Comeback Killer,” that she’s still salty that Willow is in The Owen and Velvet is not. Tonight, she takes out all her frustrations every time she stirs it up and punches Willow in the face. Yeah, Velvet beat Willow before. And in fact, she’ll beat Willow for that TBS title right now!

The introductions are made, the teal belt is raised, and we see if The Babe with The Power is still the Face of TBS!

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, Willow powers Velvet to a corner, and the ref counts. Willow backs off, and she flexes as she fires the fans up. The two reset, tie up, and Willow SHOVES Velvet away. Velvet is frustrated as she comes back and resets with Willow again. Velvet then slips around Willow, waistlocks, but Willow wrenches out. Velvet wrenches back, top wristlocks, but Willow stays up. Velvet kicks and TRIPS Willow, then steps over to LEG DROP on the arm scissor! The fans rally as Willow rolls and stacks Velvet, TWO! Willow gut wrenches, but Velvet slips through! Willow ducks, but the superkick still scuffs her!

Willow says okay, okay, and she resets with Velvet. The fans rally behind Willow as she offers a handshake. Velvet accepts, but then arm- NO! Willow stops the arm-drag, and the next one, then whips Velvet to RUN her over! Willow fires up, the fans cheer, and things keep moving. Velvet runs up to CALF KICK! Willow flounders to a corner and Velvet storms up on her. Velvet fires body shots, then stomps Willow down. The ref counts but Velvet does the splits as she digs her boot in! The fans are torn but Willow pushes the foot away. Velvet runs back up, but Willow dodges to LARIAT again and again! The fans count all the way to TEN!

Willow short arm- NO, Velvet ducks the shot, but Willow ELBOWS her! Willow fireman’s carries, Velvet sunset flips, but Velvet avoids the hip drop! Ghost pin, TWO! Willow FISHERMAN SUPLEXES! A deep bridge, TWO! Not quite perfect but Willow shrugs that off. Willow runs, but Velvet avoids the senton! Velvet hurries to STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Velvet snarls while Willow bails out. Velvet pursues, runs up, and ROCKS Willow! Velvet DOUBLE CHOPS Willow, then CLUBS away on Willow! Velvet reels Willow in, talks trash on the fans, but Willow suplexes instead! Willow stalls then SLAMS Velvet on the floor!

The fans cheer as Willow flexes and high-fives, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Willow drags Velvet up, puts her in the ring, then CLUBS her on the back. Willow stands Velvet up but Velvet fires hands. Willow CLUBS Velvet again, then scoops to SLAM! Willow pushes Velvet down to SENTON! Cover, TWO! Velvet toughs it out but Willow stirs it up. Willow stands Velvet up to CHOP, Velvet CHOPS back, but Willow ROCKS her! Fireman’s carry, AIRPLANE SPIN! Willow goes around and around, then back the other way! Willow then SAMOAN DROPS! Willow says that’s how you stir it up! Cover, TWO! Velvet survives but Willow reels her into a KOJI KLUTCH! Velvet endures, even as Willow puts on the pressure, and Collision goes to break!

Collision returns as Willow has Velvet in a corner. Willow runs corner to corner, but Velvet slips to the outside! Willow ROCKS Velvet first, then goes outside to fireman’s carry! But Velvet fights free! Velvet ROCKS Willow, Willow ROCKS Velvet, and Velvet sits down! Willow fires the fans up, then lines up her shot. Velvet stands up, Willow runs, but Velvet dodges! Cannonball crashes ‘n’ burns!! Willow writhes and clutches her back, but she’s somehow still in this! A ring count starts, Velvet rolls in before 3, but Willow rises up at 5. Willow hobbles her way over, rolls into the ring, but Velvet SUPERKICKS her down! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Velvet brings Willow up. Willow shoves Velvet, Velvet counter punches! And counter punches! Velvet fires a flurry, but Willow slips around to waistlock. Willow ducks the elbow but Velvet DDTS! Willow goes to ropes, Velvet runs up, DOUBLE KNEES! The fans fire up while Velvet yanks the ropes. Velvet wheelbarrows to BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Willow survives and Velvet is frustrated. Velvet brings Willow up to ROCK her, then she runs the ropes, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Willow frowns as she scoops Velvet, RAMS her into a buckle, then OKLAHOMA- NO, Velvet DDTS free again!

The fans fire up as Velvet dragon sleepers, STRAIGHT OUT THE- NO! Willow stops Velvet to POWERSLAM through! The fans fire up as Willow gut wrenches, BABE WITH THE POWER- RANA! Velvet puts Willow back on ropes, and DOUBLE KNEES again! Velvet snaps Willow back, but Willow is up! Wheelbarrow and- FULL NELSON SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Velvet survives but Willow keeps on her. Willow ROCKS Velvet, Velvet ROCKS Willow, repeat! Willow rebounds to LARIAT! Both women are down again and the fans fire back up! Velvet rolls away to a corner, but Willow rises up! Willow runs in, Velvet dodges, but Willow BOOTS her!

Willow goes up but Velvet CHOPS! Velvet climbs up after Willow, SUPER VICTORY THROW! The fans fire up as Velvet then STIRS IT UP!! Cover, TWO?!? Willow survives and Velvet is shrieking in anger! The fans rally and duel as Velvet demands Willow to get up! But then Willow ducks the heel kick, and the buzzsaw! Shove, dodge, and POUNCE!! PERIOD! The fans fire up with Willow and she drags Velvet back up. Willow gut wrenches, BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Willow wins!

Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

Red Velvet brought the fire, but she couldn’t cook Willow! Willow is now rolling towards Double or Nothing and her match with Alex Windsor, but will she then head for her second Owen Hart Cup win?

 

Backstage interview with Sammy Guevara.

Lexy Nair is with The Spanish God and brings up how he called out Darby Allin just last night at Supercard of Honor for the AEW World Championship. But just like last night, Sammy hushes “Chica” Lexy, and says, “Everybody’s Favorite Pillar is about to talk, so zip it and listen. Darby, I don’t need to call my shot against you because I looked through the history books, and history’s on my side. I’ve beaten you not once, not twice, not three times, I’ve beaten you four times. When I look at the history books, I’m a three-time TNT Champion while you, you’ve only held that belt twice.

“So I’m gonna beat you tonight like I’ve beaten you before. I’m gonna stamp my ticket to Double or Nothing, and MJF, I know you’re watching, you sociopath. I’m gonna beat you next week and I’m gonna shave you BALD! But don’t worry, I’ll give you a nice little fade. Because I am the best! I am the best wrestler, I am the best talker, I am the best this planet has! I’m the Spanish God, dammit! I’m number one, I’ve been here since day one, and there’s only one way this is gonna go: With me as the NEW AEW World Champion! Darby, your time is up, and my time is now. Because I am Numero Uno. That means ‘number one.'”

Sammy heads out, but is his big head only going to get in the way tonight?

 

Backstage interview with Darby Allin.

Collision returns and Lexy is now with said AEW World Champion. She brings up the five title defenses in 21 days, an AEW record! But tonight is number six against someone Darby’s known for a long time in Sammy Guevara. Darby says when he showed up today, he asked if anyone had seen MJF yet. Then he thought, “What a stupid question. Of course he’s not gonna be at Collision.” MJF is not a company man, he only cares about himself. And those same people asked back, why is Darby back? Why is Darby defending his title again? Double or Nothing is next Sunday, why is Darby risking losing this? Because Darby loves this!

And if there’s anyone in this company as crazy as Darby, it is Sammy Guevara. Darby loves it! Darby realizes this could all end tonight, and Speedball wants his match on Wednesday? Well, if Darby walks out here tonight, then on Dynamite, it’s Showtime! Darby thanks Lexy then heads back out. Will the Relentless Reign be an unstoppable one? Or is this one Collision Darby will not walk away from?

 

Something’s going on backstage!

Tommaso Ciampa is CHOKING Mark Briscoe out! The Psycho Killer SMACKS Briscoe off road cases, and says how dare Briscoe call him out! Their brawl now moves onto the stage! The fans boo as Ciampa fires hands on Briscoe as they go down the ramp! Ciampa whips, Briscoe reverses, and Ciampa hits barriers hard! Briscoe stomps away on Ciampa, the fans fire up, and Briscoe whips Ciampa into more barriers! Briscoe throws a chair into the ring, then he drags Ciampa up and in. Ciampa bails out, but Briscoe DIVES! Down goes Ciampa, and Briscoe just throws another chair into the ring! Briscoe CLUBS away on Ciampa, then brings him up.

Ciampa BODY SHOTS, but Briscoe sends Ciampa into the steel steps! Briscoe puts Ciampa in the ring, stomps him, then positions the chairs. Briscoe reels Ciampa in, underhooks, but Ciampa fights the lift! Ciampa then LOW BLOWS Briscoe! The fans boo but Ciampa just scowls. Ciampa then grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Briscoe on the back! Briscoe writhes, the fans boo, but Ciampa just stalks Briscoe to a corner. Ciampa DIGS a chair into Briscoe’s bad shoulder! The fans boo but Ciampa soaks up heat. Ciampa then brings Briscoe up, bumps him off buckles, and hoists him up top. Ciampa CHOPS, Briscoe sputters, but Ciampa gets the chairs!

Ciampa wants to recreate what put Briscoe on the shelf the past month! Ciampa JAMS Briscoe up with a chair first before putting it side-by-side with the other. Ciampa then climbs up, soaks up heat, and vows to end Briscoe once and for all! But then Kyle & Cassidy rush out here! Ciampa runs away from The Conglomeration, but he warns them all that he’ll get them for this! Briscoe grabs a mic to shout at Ciampa, “You ain’t nothin’ but a punk, son! You wanna do it like that? Sounds like to me Wednesday night, the only right thing to do is to make this ANYTHING GOES! NO DISQUALIFICATIONS!” The fans like the sound of that!

The Psycho Killer may have just stepped into it! Will there be nothing stopping Briscoe from doing anything he wants to Ciampa?

 

Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens VS Jay Lethal & Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian!

What a rich history of honor here, as two icons of ROH meet again here on Collision. The Samoan Submission Specialist helped build The Franchise Player’s foundation, and now both men mentor new proteges. But will The Lethal Twist see The Opps are #NeverLacking? Or will Lethal & Johnson make up for how Supercard of Honor went sour?

The teams sort out and Bowens steps up to Lethal. But Lethal says time out, time out, he wants Joe. The fans cheer for Joe, too, and Joe reaches out! Bowens obliges and he tags in Joe. The fans fire up as Joe and Lethal circle, tie up, then Lethal slips around to CHOP! Lethal likes how that went, and he Fargo Struts with Big Shotty. Joe just shrugs it off while the fans chant, “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Lethal taunts Joe as the two reset, then Lethal slips around, only for Joe to JAB! JAB! JAB! Joe fires fast hands, a KICK, and Lethal flounders away! The fans cheer while Joe digs his boot into Lethal’s face, then scrapes him!

Joe storms up on Lee, Lee backs off, but Lethal bails out. The fans boo but Joe just tags Bowens in. Bowens dares Lethal to come back, but Lethal tags Lee. The fans cheer Bowens as he circles with Lee. They tie up, Bowens headlocks, but Lee powers up and out. Bowens RUNS Lee over, then runs the ropes, but Lee drops down, blows past, and slides under to then headlock takeover. Bowens headscissors, Lee kips free, but roles reverse as Bowens hits a headlock takeover. Lee headscissors, Bowens kips free, but Lee kicks low! Lee mocks the scissor fingers, then whips corner to corner. Bowens goes up, over, but Lee goes up and over in return!

Lee flips Bowens off, but Bowens THROWS Lee to the corner! Bowens CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, then stomps, stomps, stomps! The ref counts, Bowens backs off, and the fans cheer the Pride of Pro-Wrestling as he jukes the ref to stomp Lee again! The ref counts, Bowens stops, and Lee bails out. Bowens goes outside after Lee, but Lethal runs up! Bowens mule kicks Lethal first, then RAMS him into the apron! And again! And again! The ref reprimands, Joe has his guy back off, but he is definitely impressed. Bowens hurries back into the ring to storm up on Lee, but Lee throat chops! Lee goes for a corner but Bowens blocks the bump to give a bump!

Tag to Joe, and Bowens clinches Lee into the RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Joe then runs up to SENTON! Cover, TWO! Lee toughs it out but Joe looms over him. Joe drags Lee up, puts him in a corner, then whips corner to corner. Lethal hurries to soften the impact, Lee runs up on Joe, but Joe dodges Lee so he can CHOP Lethal on the back! Blake gets up, but backflips away before Joe can grab him! Lee HOTSHOT BULLDOGS Joe, and Lethal MISSILE DROPKICKS! The Lethal Twist makes the numbers game work in their favor, but fans boo while Collision goes picture in picture.

Lee RAMS Joe into the corner, RAMS him again, and Lethal tags in. Lethal RAMS Joe again and again, then he tags Lee. The Lethal Twist mugs Joe, Lee stomps away, but the ref counts. Lee backs off, but that lets Lethal and Blake mug Joe! Bowens protests but The Lethal Twist gets away with it all. Lee then tags Lethal back in, and Lethal grabs a leg to trip Joe. Lethal then turns Joe over for the HALF CRAB! Joe endures, reaches out, and fights his way to the ROPEBREAK! Lethal lets go as the ref counts, but he sucker punches Bowens! Bowens tumbles, Joe hobbles, and Lethal goes after Joe. Joe CHOPS Lethal in return! And CHOPS again!

Lethal puts Joe on the ropes as he CLAWS Joe’s eyes! Lethal talks trash on Joe, then he tags Lee. They CHOKE Joe on the ropes, but the ref counts. The Lethal Twist stops, and Lee bumps Joe off buckles. Lee fires hands, then stomps, but Joe hits back! JAB for Lee, CHPO for Lethal, repeat, but Lee kicks low! Lee RAMS Joe, tags Lethal, and Lethal taunts Bowens before he SPLASHES Joe! Lethal then DROPKICKS Joe down! Lethal mockingly applauds himself, then he CHOKES Joe! The ref counts, Lethal stops, then he clamps on a chinlock. Joe endures while Collision returns to single picture. The fans rally harder as Joe fights to his feet!

Joe fires body shots, but Lethal CLUBS Joe again and again! Tag to Lee, then Lethal sets Joe up, but Joe BOOTS Lee! Joe whips Lethal away, kicks at Lee, but Lee blocks! Lee hands the foot off to Lethal to then ENZIGIRI Joe! Lethal adds a DRAGON SCREW! Lee covers, TWO! The fans cheer as Joe toughs it out, but Lee rains down fists! Joe pushes Lee away, but Lee brings Joe back up. Tag to Lethal, Lethal climbs, and Lethal AX HANDLES Joe on the back! Joe goes to an open corner but Lethal JABS, JABS, and JABS! Joe JABS in return! Lethal KNEES low! Lethal runs, but into the SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up while both men are down!

The fans rally up, and Joe hurries to hot tag Bowens! Lethal hot tags Lee, but Bowens rallies with LARIATS and CHOPS! Then a wrench, clinch, and REVERSE NECKBREAKER on Lee! Then a kick, KICK, and FAMOUSER for Lethal! The fans fire up as Bowens then catches Lee to a torture rack! SWINGING SLAM! Cover, Lethal breaks it! Lethal CHOPS Bowens, then runs, and Lethal dodges Bowens so he can DIVE onto Joe! Lethal hurries back up, but Bowens DECKS him! Lee kicks, Bowens blocks, to Rock, Paper, Scissors, SUPERKICK! Bowens fires up, the fans are with him, and he clinches for the- victory roll from Lee! TWO!!

Lee SUPERKICKS Bowens, then brings him up in a fireman’s carry! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Lethal MACHO ELBOWS! Lee covers, TWO!! Bowens survives and the fans fire up again! Lethal tags in, he grabs Bowens’ legs, and he steps through. But Bowens BOOTS Lethal away! Lee tags back in, runs up on Bowens, HELLUVA KICK! The Twist then whips Bowens, but Joe saves Bowens from the splash! Bowens LARIATS Lethal! Lee LARIATS Bowens! Joe LARIATS Lee! Lethal LARITS Joe, but Joe doesn’t budge! Joe roars, but Lethal pokes him in the eyes! LETHAL IN- COQUINA CLUTCH! But Lethal JAWBREAKERS free!

Lethal trips Joe, steps through, but Joe trips Lethal up into the COQUINA CLUTCH!! Bowens intercepts Lee, THE ARRIVAL! Roll through, and DOUBLE WRISTLOCK! Bowens tortures Lee’s arm, LEE TAPS! Opps win!

Winners: Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens, by submission

The 5 Tool Player shows the power of Joe’s teachings, but he also gets the mic to say, “For the last year, I have been confused. But I have found solace and clarity in the fact that i Have found a group of men, The Opps, that understand everything I do for this business, everything I do for AEW, and everything I do for you!” The fans cheer, and Bowens continues by saying everywhere he goes, he represents the fans, because he is the Pride of Pro-Wrestling! He is your hero! And to be honest, for everything that he does, he deserves a standing ovation! Joe certainly applauds, and the fans here in Salisbury join in!

Bowens says if you’re asking what this change of attitude is about… This man, Samoa Joe, has been teaching Bowens all he needs to know: choices have consequences; and if you don’t like the way the table is set, you flip that table over and you choose violence! The fans cheer, and now Joe speaks on the mic. “Oh, Ospreaaaay~…! Do you understand what I do for my friends? But unfortunately, decisions have consequences, and you chose a different road, Will. So allow me to say this: I am truly beyond honored that you consider facing me a dream match.” The fans cheer that, but Joe says it’s just unfortunate that when he gets Ospreay in the ring, “it’ll be nothing but a nightmare.”

Joe & Bowens have made it clear that no matter who, no matter where, and no matter what, The Opps will not show mercy. Will nothing stop The Opps from taking it all here in AEW?

 

Backstage interview with #Brodido.

Lexy Nair is with Brody King & Bandido, and wants to talk the Owen Hart Tournament. Brody is set to face Claudio while Bandido is up against Swerve Strickland. Now, if they both win their matches, that pits them against teach other in the semifinals. But what they also needs to talk about is last night, Supercard of Honor, Bandido retained the title, only for Swerve to attack. Brody tells Swerve that he warned him about what would happen if Swerve messed with the people Brody cared about! Next time Brody sees Swerve, he’ll- Bandido stops Brody there, and says no, no, hermano. Bandido loves you, but this is Bandido’s battle, and Brody needs to respect that.

So Bandido tells Swerve that this is a battle Swerve will not win! Swerve may be the Most Dangerous, but Bandido is the Most Wanted! And after Double or Nothing when Bandido beats Swerve, Swerve won’t be a danger to anyone anymore! Both sides of Brodido have spoken, but will either of them knock down Swerve’s House? Or will Swerve’s thirst for power be satiated with the Owen Hart Cup?

 

AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championship Eliminator 5 Minute Challenge: The Divine Dominion VS Allie Katch & Kaia McKenna!

Megan Bayne & Lena Kross established just how dominant they are in the first 5 Minute Challenge last week, yet it seems two more poor souls want to test their might. Will Allie & Kaia at least last longer than the previous team? Or will The Megasus & Aussie Amazon score the fatality?

The teams sort out, Megan starts against Allie, and the bell rings. We’re on the clock as Megan and Allie circle, then tie up. Megan powers Allie to the ropes, then CHOPS! Megan whips, Allie blocks the lariat to wrench and PELE! But then Megan just rebounds to SHOTGUN BOOT Allie down! Allie flounders, Megan puts her in the corner, and CLUBS away from all sides! Tag to Lena, she whips Allie back into the corner, then ROCKS her! And ELBOWS her! And fires more elbows! The fans cheer, Lena BLASTS Kaia, then scoops Allie for a SPIN-OUT SIDEWALK SLAM! Lena grins, she drags Allie up, and she tags Megan.

Kaia runs up but Megan scoops her! The Divine Dominion SANDWICH the two, then FALL AWAY SLAM them both! And they SPLASH in the corners! And then another SPLASH! They send their opponents into each other, then DOUBLE LEAPING LARIAT! The fans fire up as Lena & Megan focus on Allie, DIVINE INTERVENTION! Cover, Divine Dominion wins!

Winners: The Divine Dominion, by pinfall (denies Allie Katch & Kaia McKenna a title match)

It was only one minute and 50 seconds this time, they’re only getting stronger! Will no duo ever remove Megan & Lena from the mountaintop?

 

AEW hears from the four fighting for the AEW Women’s World Championship.

Kris Statlander says, “At Double or Nothing, I face three women, one who I hate, one who I respect, and one who I’m still not sure about.” The hated one, Thekla, says there’s only one way this ends when she’s up against dumb b*tch after dumb b*tch after dumb b*tch. The respected one, Jamie Hayter, says she had the title stripped away from her and it’s eluded her ever since. And the uncertainty, Hikaru Shida, says even though it is every one for themselves, she knows she and Kris will be on the same page, just like always! Kris says y’know who really has her back? Kris herself! That’s all she needs! Jamie warns Thekla that she’s gonna find out, unfinished business is her favorite kind!

Thekla says Double or Nothing, the Toxic Spider destroys New York! A Fatal 4 Way of epic proportions await, will there be nothing left after the dust clears?

 

Backstage interview with Athena and Mina Shirakawa.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World Champion and the Fighting Gravure Idol, and thanks them for accepting the No Physicality Agreement. They are on a collision course in the opening round of the Owen Hart Tournament, this has gotta be a tough one. Athena says maybe, maybe not, but the facts are this: Athena has been the ROH Women’s World Champion for over 1252 DAYS, and has left of dozens of bodies in her wake. Pretty sure Mina’s one of them. Mina says last year at All In, Athena broke Mina’s hand. Athena says so what! Last year at Death Before Dishonor, she kicked Mina’s ass all over the arena! Why does Mina think this match will be any different?

Mina laughs and says last night at Supercard, when she locked in the Figure Four on her opponent, she dreamt it was Athena. Athena says Mina is dreaming of her! So flattered! But she hopes Mina has the best dream tonight: Mina’s dead body in a ditch, next to her precious Toni Storm! Mina tells Athena that Mina has dreamt of winning The Owen and the AEW Women’s World title, while ending Athena! She can’t dream anymore, because now she will live it! Athena says sure, sure. They argue, but Lexy keeps them from getting physical! Will the Fallen Goddess be unstoppable even in AEW? Or will The Owen will be about #MinaNow?

 

Backstage interview with Lio Rush.

Nigel McGuinness tracked down The Problem Child, and walks over. Lio says hey, Nigel! Good to see you! He saw Nigel put in that work last night, he did great. He did really good. Nigel appreciates that, that’s what he wants to talk about. Specifically, what happened between Lio and his former tag team partner, Action Andretti. Action cost Lio the ROH World TV Championship, what is Lio’s response? Lio says it’s all fine! It’s fine! These things happen, Nigel. Losses happen, friends get upset. It’s fine. It’s fine. Lio keeps saying that, and Nigel says that is the official response. Lio again says it’s good to see Nigel.

But then Lio takes off his sunglasses to show off those creepy eyes. He smiles, and that black goo drools out… Lio continues to say it’s fine, but is it anything but fine? Or should Action learn to sleep with one eye open?

 

Six Man Tag: Mark Davis & The Dogs VS The Rascalz!

Before they team up for Stadium Stampede, the AEW National Champion teams with David Finlay & Clark Connors to test their chemistry. Will Dunkzilla, The Rebel & 100 Proof sink their teeth into Dezmond Xavier, Zachary Wentz & Myron Reed? Or will The Rascalz light ’em up and smoke ’em in Salisbury?

The trios sort out and Davis starts against Dez. They circle, but then The Dogs rush in! The ref stops them, Davis runs up on Dez, but Dez dodges! Dez dodges again, SHOTGUNS The Dogs, then SUPERKICKS Davis! Dez jumps on for a SLEEPER, Zach tags in, and Myron helps out as The Rascalz mug Davis! They beat Davis down in the corner and the fans fire up! The ref counts, The Rascalz back off, then Zach tags Dez back in. They double whip but The dogs bail Davis out. The fans boo but The Rascalz run up to TRIPLE BOOT Davis & The Dogs down! Then they build speed, only for The Dogs to CLOBBER Zach & Myron!

Dez DIVES, but Davis catches him! And CHOPS him down! The Dogs beat up on Zach & Myron on the outside, Davis CHOKES Dez with a chair, but the ref reprimands. Davis puts Dez in the ring, Finlay CHOKES Myron while Connors whips, but Zach reverses! Connors hits railing hard and writhes on the floor. Myron whips Finlay into railing, and Dez dodges Davis as Davis runs up in the corner! Dez ENZIGIRIS again and again and again! Then Zach joins in, ENZIGIRI GAMANGIRI SANDWICH! Tag to Zach, they speed blitz Davis, then Myron joins in with a DOUBLE STOMP! The Rascalz combine, but The Dogs catch Dez!

The Dogs use Dez to CLOBBER Zach, and THROW him at Myron! The Dogs whip Zach, DOUBLE ELBOW, then SENTON! SLIDING SHOULDER! Davis SENTONS on top! The fans boo but Davis & The Dogs soak it up while Collision goes picture in picture.

Davis drags Zach up just to CLUB him down. Then he drags Zach up to whip hard into the corner. Davis tags Connors, Connors ROCKS Zach, then ROCKS him again. But Zach hits back! Zach backs Connors down, but Connors UPPERCUTS him down! Connors taunts the fans and The Rascalz, then drags Zach back up. Connors RAMS Zach into the corner, tags Finlay, and Finlay stomps away on Zach. The ref counts, Finlay stops, but then Davis CHOKES Zach behinds the ref’s back! Davis gets away with it, then flexes to soak up heat. Finlay puts Zach on the ropes, backs off as the ref reprimands, but that lets Connors CLOBBER Zach!

Finlay then hoists Zach up, BROKEN ARROW! Zach gets distance from that throw, and Finlay flexes. Cover, TWO! Finlay drags Zach into shoulder claws, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns as Zach fires body shots on Finlay, but Finlay throat chops! Zach sputters, Finlay tags Connors, and they double whip Zach, but Zach BLASTS Davis! Finlay runs up, blocks a boot, but Zach reels him in, pushes him down, then hops over! Zach then slips under Connors, but Connors gets a leg! Zach BOOTS Connors into Finlay! Zach crawls, but Connors BLASTS The Rascalz! The fans boo but Connors CLOBBERS Zach, too! Connors soaks up heat then drags Zach up. Connors whips, Zach handsprings, JUMP KNEE! The fans fire up, both men crawl, and we get hot tags on Finlay and Myron! Myron ducks Finlay to then dodge and GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!

Myron goes up, up, and he leaps, but Finlay gets under. Finlay blocks a kick, spins Myron, but Myron DRAGON WHIPS! Connors runs up, Myron dodges, and Dez UPPERCUTS! SUPERKICKS! And CUTTERS! Myron runs up on Finlay, whips, but Finlay reverses. Finlay ducks a boot but the SUPERKICK hits! Dez joins in, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! The Rascalz hoist Finlay up, SLINGSHOT NECKBREAKER BOMB COMBO! Cover, TWO!! Finlay survives but Myron tags Zach. Zach & Myron get Finlay up for a torture rack while Dez climbs, but Davis SHOVES Dez down! Connors saves Finlay, then Finlay hits an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER on Myron!

Connors SNAP POWERSLAMS Zach! The fans boo but Finlay tags Davis. Davis goes up top, Finlay and Connors get Zach and Myron up in Electric Chair Lifts, but Myron & Zach each POISON-RANA free! Dez goes up to get Davis! SUPERPLEX! The fans fire up while everyone is down around ringside! The Rascalz rise and regroup, then they build speed! TRIPLE TOPES!! The fans are all fired up as The Rascalz get Davis in! “This is Awesome!” as The Rascalz then combine for the SWING OUT TRIPLE DROPKICK!! The fans fire up while Davis is in the drop zone! Zach goes up, Dez tags in, and Zach SWANTON BOMBS!

Dez climbs up top, Myron tags in, Dez FROG SPLASHES! Myron goes up, he adds the 450 SPLASH! Cover, THE DOGS BREAK IT! The fans can’t believe it but The Rascalz go after The Dogs! They TOSS The Dogs out, but then the brawling continues! Finlay fireman’s carries Dez for a SNAKE EYES off the railing! Connors JEEP FLIPS Zach! The Dogs then go after Myron, but he goes Matrix to dodge! DOUBLE CUTTERS on the kip up! Myron runs, FLYING- NO! Davis stops the cutter to LARIAT Myron back in! Then Davis runs, hits the REBOUNDER!! Davis tags Finlay, and Davis PENDULUM DRIVERS! Feed to Finlay for the suplex!

Connors is up top, FULL CLIP!! Cover, Davis & Dogs win!

Winners: Mark Davis, Clark Connors & Davis Finlay, by pinfall

The Savage King warns Chris Jericho and his team that if they want carnage, they’re gonna get carnage! Will anyone survive the star-studded 7 VS 7 Stadium Stampede?

 

Backstage interview with Anna Jay.

Lexy Nair is with the Queenslayer and commends her on that great return match against Willow Nightingale a couple weeks ago. Unfortunately, it wasn’t enough to stop the Comeback Killer. Anna gives all the respect to Willow, her moves hurt. Maybe Anna dove into the deep end, but she didn’t drown. So while Willow is still TBS Champion, maybe Willow isn’t quite the Comeback Killer. Anna came back, is still here, and there is still a lot left for them to do. And by that, she means her and Tay Melo! The besties reunite, and Tay says if Anna is back, and she is back, then there’s one thing they gotta do.

Anna tells if they wanna find out what that is, #JustTryUs! TayJay is back again, but are they going to fight their way right to the Divine Dominion’s tag titles?

 

AEW World Championship No Count Outs: Darby Allin VS Sammy Guevara!

The Relentless One may have gotten MJF to accept the Double or Nothing challenge, but he is always up for a fight! The Spanish God still has the ROH World Tag Team Championship around his waist, but he wants even more gold to show off to his wife and daughter! Who gets what they want tonight to then head for Queens, New York?

As he makes his entrance, Sammy brings a table out from under the ring and sets it up ringside, planning ahead for the wild fight he and Darby are about to have! The introductions are made, and Darby kneels down with the belt, only for Sammy to STOMP him into it!! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Sammy holds up the belt as if he’s already won it! Sammy puts the belt aside, the bell rings, and Sammy KNEES Darby right outta the ring! Sammy THROWS Darby into railing, THROWS him in again, then goes back to his table! Sammy puts the table by the stage, then he drags Darby up. Sammy THROWS Darby into more railing! And more railing!

Sammy grabs a ladder and he brings it over to his table! The ref reprimands, there are no count outs but there are still disqualifications! Sammy doesn’t seem to care, he still stands his ladder up near that table. Sammy then lines up a shot, and he JUMP KNEES Darby back down! “I’m gonna be the world champion! Me! Not him!” Sammy drags Darby up, puts him on the table, and he rains down fists! Sammy climbs the ladder, goes to the very top, and reminds us that he’s loco! SUPER SWANTON BOMB through the table!! The fans go nuts as Darby and Sammy are both down in the wreckage!

The ref checks both men, and Sammy sits up first. Sammy drags Darby up with a headlock, brings him to the ring, and Sammy covers, TWO!! Darby survives and Sammy is furious! Sammy drags Darby up, torture racks, and GO TO- NO, Darby blocks and turns Sammy over! SCORPION DEATH LOCK!!! Sammy endures, reaches out, but Darby is looking dizzy! Darby falls over?! Sammy grins as Darby sputters, but the ref has Sammy hold on, he needs to check! Darby is conscious but dazed, and Sammy hurries to the apron. Springboard FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and Sammy is beside himself!

Sammy pushes Darby to a cover, TWO! Darby refuses to give up, despite how it looks. Sammy puts Darby up top, but Darby fires body shots! Darby HEADBUTTS Sammy down, then adjusts, but Sammy trips Darby up! Darby hits buckle, then apron, then floor! Sammy soaks up the heat while the ref checks Darby again. Darby flounders and crawls but refuses to stop, so Sammy fires hands! Sammy climbs up on Darby but Darby fires hands in return! Darby shoves Sammy, Sammy goes up the steps and JUMP SOBATS! Sammy says #AndNew AEW World Champion! Sammy soaks up more heat, then he drags Darby up.

Sammy puts Darby in the ring, drags him up, then KNEES him low! Sammy grins, suplexes, and that’s just Uno Amigo! That means “One Friend.” Sammy hits Dos Amigos! Then THREE AMIGOS! Cover, TWO! Sammy is frustrated as Darby survives again. Sammy clamps on with a chinlock, not quite a bulldog choke, but Darby is still sputtering for air. The fans rally as hard as they can, and Darby rises up to fire body shots! Darby runs, but Sammy SUPERKICKS! Darby falls, Sammy covers, TWO!! Darby scrambles away but Sammy stalks him, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Sammy digs his boot into Darby’s face at the ropes, but the ref counts. Sammy stops, talks some trash, then stalks Darby to a corner. Sammy drags Darby up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Darby flounders out of the ring. Sammy pursues, drags Darby up, and he talks more trash on the fans. Sammy stands Darby up to ROCK him, then push him around. Sammy drags Darby up and THROWS him into railing! Sammy talks more trash, then walks around commentary so he can take a headset and tell everyone what he’s doing as he does it! He stomps Darby, taunts him, then has to go follow Darby around the way.

Sammy follows Darby into the ring, stands him up, but Darby fires hands! Sammy KNEES low, KNEES again and again, then ROCKS Darby! Darby falls over, but Sammy CHOKES Darby on the ropes! The ref counts, Sammy stops, and Darby coughs and sputters again. Sammy has the legs, he puts Darby under the ring, CATAPULT GUILLOTINE! Darby writhes and coughs again, but Sammy steps out to the apron. Sammy looms over Darby, drags him up by his chain, and Collision returns to single picture. Darby fights the suplex, then blocks a kick to FLIP Sammy! Sammy lands on his feet, but Darby SHOTGUNS Sammy down!

The fans fire up as Darby rises again! Darby has his second wind and he builds speed to DIVE! Into a CUTTER on the floor! Sammy puts Darby back in, Sammy springboards in, but into a REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Darby catches Sammy now and the fans fire up! Sammy flails, reaches out, but Darby pushes him down with his body weight! Sammy still endures, crawls forward, and reaches the ROPEBREAK! Darby lets go and the fans rally up again. Fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this has to end somehow. Darby sees Sammy on the apron, and he goes to the corner! Darby climbs, but Sammy rolls to the far side.

Darby hops down, waits on Sammy to stand, and he runs up, but into an eye poke! Sammy hoe up, and he APRON DOUBLE STOMPS Darby down! Cover, TWO!! Sammy is frustrated but he drags Darby up to the top rope. Sammy climbs up to join Darby, but Darby fights the suplex! They trade body shots, and Darby SHOVES Sammy! Sammy backflips through! Sammy is right back up top, SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Sammy crawls to the cover, TWO! Sammy clutches his knee and grits his teeth. Sammy brings the kneepad down to release some pressure, then stands up. The fans rally as Sammy hobbles over to Darby, but Darby JAWBREAKERS!

Sammy staggers, Darby runs up and fires forearms! The fans fire up as Darby roars and runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Darby wobbles, Sammy runs, but Darby blows past! Springboard and COFFIN SPLASH! The fans fire up again as Darby fires fast hands, RAMS low, then hops on, CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Sammy survives and Darby is stunned! The fans rally up as Darby has Sammy in the dragon sleeper! But Sammy fires knees, snapmares free, only for Darby to ELBOW him away! Darby climbs, but Sammy SUPERKICKS the legs! Torture rack and GO TO HOSPITAL! Darby staggers around, but Sammy torture racks again! GO TO HOSPITAL!!

Darby flops down and Sammy goes to the corner! Sammy goes up top, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Sammy has no words, English or Spanish, but Darby flops out of the ring. Sammy goes out after Darby, and he brings out the other table! The fans rally as Sammy brings it over to set up by ringside. Sammy makes sure it is angled just right before he puts Darby on it. The fans boo, but then Sammy goes to the corner! Sammy climbs, reminds us again that he’s loco, and Sammy SUPER 630s only through the table!! Darby avoids disaster, then he puts Sammy back in! COFFIN DROP!!! Cover, DARBY WINS!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

As if his reign wasn’t wild and reckless before, Darby just doubled down with Sammy here tonight! And yet, he’s now set for a showdown with Speedball in Portland! Will no one and nothing stop Darby Allin from doing this again and again? Or is he about to write a check his body can’t cash?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision that not only fed Double or Nothing but did a great job following up ROH Supercard of Honor, assuring fans that ROH does matter after all, despite the lack of building contenders and therefore new champions. I mean, Athena is STILL champion, even when Survival of the Fittest was the best way to dethrone her while protecting her. But good interaction from Athena and Mina ahead of their Owen Hart Cup match, and if Athena is going to still be champion even now, she might as well just be a finalist already. On the other end, it’d be great if Willow also got to the finals to potentially be a two-time Queen of Harts.

Speaking of Willow, great promo with Conglomeration, great match with Red Velvet, but with Velvet still the ROH Women’s World TV Champion, it makes sense that Willow retains her title. Great Six Man Tag from Conglomeration VS Shane Taylor Promotions, and The Conglomeration’s win helps them build momentum towards all their stories. Very good promo from Kyle, very good promo from Death Riders, and I feel like Kyle should at least last the 20 minute time limit to earn his title match with Moxley for Double or Nothing. Meanwhile, Cassidy & Roddy are NOT winning against FTR, FTR has to settle things with Cope & Christian first.

Ciampa going after Briscoe, that whole brawl, and then Briscoe upping the ante for Dynamite, that No Disqualification match is going to be awesome. Very good tag match of Joe & Bowens VS Lethal & Lee, with a good win for The Opps. Very good promo from Joe & Bowens after, and a very good promo from Ospreay, too. Joe VS Ospreay could be a show stealer, but I would think Ospreay wins so that his story with The Death Riders can be part of the Owen Cup. TayJay being back together is great, and I can see them going right at Divine Dominion and easily lasting the five minutes to then earn their title match later on.

Great Six Man Tag of Davis & Dogs VS Rascalz, but with Stadium Stampede looming, naturally Davis & Dogs won to bring momentum for their team. I’d expect The Demand to have their own tune-up for the three-hour super show go-home next week, but they might’ve announced that tonight if that were the case. Very good promo from Lio Rush to further this Jekyll & Hyde/Smeagle & Gollum type of gimmick for him. For those who didn’t watch Supercard (or haven’t read my article on it), Action Andretti turned on Lio Rush and partially blamed Lio’s new dark side for it. RIP CRU, we hardly knew you, but Action VS this Lio is going to be great stuff between AEW and ROH programming.

And of course, another insane instant classic from Darby Allin as he and Sammy use No Count Outs to get hardcore. Good bit of selling from Darby to tease his body giving out on him, but naturally he wins out. They might do a similar spot during his match against Speedball on Wednesday to make it seem MJF has a chance of taking the title at Double or Nothing.

My Score: 8.9/10

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