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Mitchell’s AEW All In Results & Report! (8/25/24)

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You only win when you truly go All In!

Bryan Danielson wants to be AEW World Champion, but he’s running out of time! Either he wins or he retires, will Swerve Strickland make the choice for him?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Zero Hour – 16 Man Tag: Anthony Ogogo, Ariya Daivari, Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, The Dark Order & Private Party VS Kip Sabian, Rocky Romero, Kyle Fletcher, Tommy Billington & Top Flight; Kip Sabian, Rocky Romero, Kyle Fletcher, Tommy Billington & Top Flight win.
  • Zero Hour – High Stakes Mixed Tag: Willow Nightingale & Tomohiro Ishii VS Kris Statlander & Stokely Hathaway; Willow & Ishii win and will choose the stipulation for All Out.
  • Zero Hour – 10 Man Tag Open Challenge: Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara, Katsuyori Shibata & The Von Erichs VS The Kingdom & Cage of Agony; Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara, Katsuyori Shibata & The Von Erichs win.
  • AEW World Trios Championships London Ladders Match: The Patriarchy VS The Bang Bang Gang VS The House of Black VS Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & PAC; Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & PAC win and become the new AEW World Trios Champions.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship: Toni Storm w/ Luther VS Mariah May; Mariah wins and becomes the new AEW Women’s World Champion.
  • “For The World” Championship: Chris Jericho VS Hook; Hook wins and becomes the new FTW Champion.
  • AEW World Tag Team Championships Triple Threat: The Young Bucks VS The Acclaimed VS FTR; The Bucks win and retain the titles.
  • AEW World Championship Contender’s Casino Gauntlet: Christian Cage and earns a future AEW World Championship match.
  • AEW “American” Championship: MJF VS Will Ospreay; Ospreay wins and becomes the new AEW International Championship.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Mercedes Mone w/ Kamille VS Britt Baker; Mone wins and retains the title.
  • AEW TNT Championship Coffin Match: Jack Perry VS Darby Allin; Jack wins and retains.
  • AEW World Championship Title VS Career: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Bryan Danielson; Bryan wins and becomes the new AEW World Champion.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the All In Zero Hour!

Join Renee Paquette, RJ City, and Jeff Jarrett in discussing, analyzing and predicting the action happening all in Wembley Stadium.

 

Tony Khan meets with Swerve Strickland.

TK says this is probably the best day ever. They are making history again on an already historic day for AEW. The world champion, Swerve Strickland, is here to sign the renewal of his contract! Nana says go for it, and Swerve signs on the dotted line. TK signs his part, they shake on it, it is a done deal! Win, lose or draw tonight, AEW is still whose house? Swerve’s House! Will ending the in-ring career of Bryan Danielson just be the cherry on top?

 

Zero Hour – 16 Man Tag: Anthony Ogogo, Ariya Daivari, Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, The Dark Order & Private Party VS Kip Sabian, Tommy Billington, Rocky Romero, Kyle Fletcher & Top Flight!

And you thought All In was big enough already? Well think again! Britain’s own bronze medal boxer returns home, leading the way against Mr. Superbad’s own epic eight! Who sets the tone for what is already going to be a wild night?

Private Party makes their entrances first, mics in hand, and Isiah Kassidy, “Ey yo, London, what’s good?” The fans cheer but Brother Zay says that’s not good enough. This is their first time here, let’s do it right. London, what’s good? The fans cheer much louder now, and Marq Quen says Private Party is here in London! They are the MCs of All In! So with that said, time to bring it back a bit. They haven’t done this in awhile, but today seems like the right time. Wembley Stadium, y’all ready? If you’re ready to party, can we get a HUHN~ YEAH! “HUHN~ YEAH!” Well, time to party indeed with this MASSIVE match!

These giant teams sort out, and the fans fire up as Lethal starts against the New Dynamite Kid. They circle, Tommy runs up and he DROPKICKS Lethal! Lethal is right up to fire forearms! Tommy fires back, the fans rally, and Tommy whips. Lethal reverses but Tommy runs him over! And runs him over again! Tommy keeps going, he ducks ‘n’ dodges but Lethal scoops. Tommy slips out to leap, but Lethal stops the Rana to step over! Lethal steps through but Tommy kicks free! Tommy dodges but Lethal CHOPS! Tommy CHOPS, the fans fire up as the CHOPS keep going! Tommy CHOPS and CHOPS, but Lethal CHOPS again!

Tommy and Lethal get in each other’s face, they shake hands, then back again. Tag to Ogogo and Kip, and now London really fires up because these are their guys! Kip and Ogogo get in each other’s face, and the fans rally for “KIP! KIP! KIP!” The two tie up, Kip headlocks, but Ogogo powers out. Ogogo follows and runs Kip over! Ogogo runs, Kip drops, then hurdles, then bypasses to CALF KICK! The fans cheer and Kip brings Ogogo up. Kip wrenches Ogogo, tags in Action Andretti, and Action goes up to DOUBLE STOMP the arm! Action wrenches Ogogo, headlocks, and grinds the hold. Ogogo powers up and out, and Daivari gets a cheap shot in!

Action DECKS Daivari for that, and Private Party is there to catch him! Action dodges Ogogo, stands off with him, and now EVERYONE gets in! The fans fire up for this huge 16 man BRAWL! The ref moves aside to let this happen, and then things spill out of the ring! In the end, only Lio Rush and Satnam Singh are left, and everyone realizes this is definitely in Satnam’s favor. Lio looks way up at Satnam, but the fans rally up for The Bad Child! Lio CHOPS, but Satnam just laughs it off! Lio CHOPS again, but still nothing! Satnam swings, Lio ducks and grabs a leg! That’s about all he does, and Satnam walks around with Lio!

Satnam kicks Lio away, Lio gets up and gets moving! Lio redirects, and redirects, but Satnam isn’t even bothering to move! Lio CROSSBODIES, but bounces right off Satnam! Satnam then deadlifts Lio right into a gorilla press! Lio’s team rushes in to attack Satnam! But then Satnam EXPLODES free! Everyone bails out again, Satnam lifts Lio again, and he THRWOS Lio onto Kyle and Darius! Satnam’s team cheers, and Eivl Uno says that was wild! Satnam HEADBUTTS Action, tags Lethal, and they mug Action. Tag to John Silver, he scoops and SLAMS Action! “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” The fans cheer that!

Silver drops an elbow on Action, drags him to ropes, and CHOKES him! The ref counts, Silver lets off, and he argues with the ref so that Uno can SMACK Action with papers! Mr. Brodie Lee would be proud of that. Sonjay Dutt wants to try, and he SMACKS Action! Uno & Sonjay cheer themselves on, but Action KICKS Sonjay! Sonjay claims he’s hurt, Silver ROCKS Action! Tag to Alex Reynolds and he fires hands. Reynolds whips Action, then ELBOWS him down! cover, TWO! Tag to Daivari and they mug Action. The fans rally up but Daivari hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Action stays in this but Daivari stays on him with a facelock.

Daivari whips Dante hard into the corner, then digs his boots in. Tag to Isiah Kassidy, and Daivari snapmares Action for Brother Zay to SLINGSHOT SENTON! The fans are torn as Zay taunts Top Flight. Tag to Marq Quen, Zay snapmares Action so Quen can SLINGSHOT SENTON! The All In MCs are already having fun as Quen DROPKICKS Action! Tag back to Daivari and he drags Action up. Daivari CHOPS, Action sputters, but then he CHOPS in return! And CHOPS again! Action whips, Daivari reverses and ELBOWS Action down! Cover, Lio breaks it! The fans rally, Daivari brings Action up to whip. But Action handsprings to BACK ELBOW!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Daivari and Action crawl, hot tag to Reynolds, and hot tag to Kip! Mr. Superbad springboard MISSILE DROPKICKS! Reynolds gets up, Kip blocks his kick, and KNEES in return! Kip reels Reynolds in to suplex, STREET CUTTER! The fans fire up as Reynolds goes to a corner, and Kip CANNONBALLS! The fans cheer, but Silver runs up! Kip TOSSES Silver, tags Kyle, and then Kip ARABIAN PRESSES Silver & Uno! Lethal runs up, but Kyle SUPERKICKS him first! Kyle goes up, leaps, and FLYING CUTTERS! Lethal bails out, Private Party attacks Kyle! They double whip but Kyle breaks the line to DOUBLE LARIAT!

The fans fire up and Kyle even DECKS Satnam!! The fans fire up even more, and Kyle shouts, “AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE!” The fans reply, “OI OI OI!” GAMANGIRI for Reynolds, then a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, Daivari breaks it! The fans continue “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!” for Kyle but Daivari drags Reynolds over to tag in. Ogogo joins Daivari as they get Kyle up and double whip. Kyle ducks the lariats, holds ropes, and Dante tags in! He springboards to DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! Angel Dorado kips up and the fans fire up again! Dante calls Darius and the rest of the team, and they all set up, PLANCHA after PLANCHA!

Darius, Rocky, Lio and Kip all take out their targets, and now Dante coordinates with Tommy. They go up the corners, and then Kyle and Action take the others! QUADRUPLE SUPER CROSSBODIES!! More direct hits and the fans are loving this! Kip puts Zay in, kicks Quen away, but Zay runs up! Kip sends Zay out, Quen is there for SILLY STRING! Kip flounders, Zay brings him up and RAMS him into a corner! Quen runs in to GAMANGIRI, then Zay puts Kip up top! The MCs serve up some GIN & JUICE!! The fans fire up for “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” But Rocky ROCKS each of them! Rocky runs, and DOUBLE DDTS!

Rocky stands Quen up to scoop and SLAM! Tommy is up top, he DIVING HEADBUTTS Quen! Ogogo runs up, Tommy dodges but the RIGHT HOOK gets Rocky! Tommy fires off on Ogogo, then whips. Ogogo reverses to POP-UP RIGHT! Kyle runs up, dodges Ogogo and scoops him, into the JUMPING TOMBSTONE!! The fans are thunderous and the Aussie Arrow aims at Silver! Silver dodges, and Dark Order starts up the WOMBO COMBO!! GERMAN SUPLEX!! Reynolds runs up on Darius but Dairus kicks him! Darius goes up, jumps, and he gets Dark Order for the DOUBLE DDT COMBO! But Daivari hammerlocks to LION’S LARIAT!

Daivari runs at Dante now but dodges by going out, up, around, and GAMANGIRIS Daivari down! Dante then goes up and up and MAMBA SPLASH!! Cover, Dante’s team wins!

Winners: Kip Sabian, Rocky Romero, Kyle Fletcher, Tommy Billington & Top Flight, by pinfall

A huge match, a lot of fun, and a huge win for Superbad, Azucar, Protostar, Dynamite Kid, and the flyest foursome in wrestling today! Will all eight of these stars soon shine as Summer gives way to Fall?

 

Zero Hour – High Stakes Mixed Tag: Willow Nightingale & Tomohiro Ishii VS Kris Statlander & Stokely Hathaway!

The Babe with the Power is also the babe with a belt, as she is the CMLL Women’s World Championship. Her former friends can’t stand that, so they’re coming to take it from her. But they’ll have to get past Willow and the Stone Pitbull to do it! Will Stat & Stoke be setting the terms for All Out’s title match? Or will The Conglomeration get off to a great start in Wembley?

What is this? How did Stokely get a palanquin and the guys to carry it? And what is he doing dressed up like MJ? Guess he wants us to remember the time he made his Wembley debut. Stokely has a mic and a big smirk as he says, “Ladies and gentlemen! Get out of your seats and get on your feet, because every night is Staturday Night!” With that, the Galaxy’s Greatest Traitor makes her way out, and the two go to the ring. After that, the fans fire up as “Big Tom” Ishii makes his entrance, followed by Willow. The teams sort out, and Ishii starts against Stokely. Stokely talks strat with Stat, but then Stokely takes one look at Ishii and tags out!

Kris tells Ishii to go fetch Willow and he tags out. Willow steps in and Kris runs up to ROCK her! Willow runs up again, but Kris gets around, waistlocks, but Willow bucks the O’Conner. Willow runs up< Kris sweeps, but Willow avoids the basement dropkick! Kris avoids the splash, Willow avoids the Penalty Kick to roll Kris up! TWO, and both women fire forearms! Willow gets the edge, backs Kris into a corner, but the ref backs Willow up. Willow runs back in, Kris moves and blocks the ref’s view as Stokely trips Willow up! Willow glares at Stoke, but Kris runs back up to ROCK Willow! Kris fires more shots, the ref counts, but Kris brings Willow out.

Kris scoops, Willow slips free and shoves Kris, to SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Willow brings Kris up, runs, and BOOTS Kris down! Willow runs, Stokely holds the ropes open! Willow falls, the fans boo, but the ref is busy with an angry Ishii! Kris goes to the apron and she CROSSBODIES Willow down! The fans are torn but Kris does a victory lap! Kris then runs up on Willow, into a DISCUS LARIAT! The fans fire up, Willow puts Kris in the ring, but now Stokely gets in her face! She tells the “little troll” to stay by his corner! Willow storms into the ring but Kris KICKS her! DRAPING DDT! Willow flops back, Kris kicks her down.

The fans boo as Kris flexes and taunts Ishii. Kris goes out to fetch Willow, drags her up, and brings her around to suplex to the floor! Willow writhes, Kris drags her up and into the ring, then covers, TWO! Kris taunts Willow, “You wanna make a tag?” Kris whips Willow to a corner hard and Willow falls! Kris keeps Willow from Ishii and CLUBS away! Kris whips Willow hard into another corner! Kris flexes, whips again, but Willow comes back to LARIAT! And LARIAT! And LARIAT! The fans fire up, Willow fires up with them, and she runs, but into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Willow survives and Kris is beside herself!

Kris CHOKES Willow, rains down fists, and then lets off to stomp Willow. Kris drags Willow up but the fans rally. Willow fires hands, but Kris CLUBS her again! Kris fireman’s carries, for a F- NO, Willow slips free as Kris falls back, and she SENTONS! Cover, TWO and Kris ghost pins! TWO!! Kris ROCKS Willow with a forearm! Willow ROCKS Kris back! Kris fires another forearm! Willow fires another! The fans rally as the forearms become CHOPS, and they CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! Willow CHOPS, Kris ROCKS, but then Willow LARIATS! The fans fire up and Willow brings Kris up! Willow suplexes, Kris slips free and shoves!

Kris spins, but Willow fireman’s carries! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Both women are down and the fans fire up! Willow and Kris crawl, hot tag to Stokely and Ishii! Not that Stokely really wanted to… But he has no choice but to step to Ishii! The fans fire up, Stokely CHOPS! Ishii doesn’t budge! Stokely CHOPS, runs, but then bounces off Ishii! Stokely tries again but he again bounces off of Ishii! Then Ishii CHOPS Stokely! And DECKS him! And CLOBBERS him! Stokely staggers up, Ishii reels him in, to suplex, but Kris makes the save! Stokely distracts the ref, Kris fires a forearm, but still Ishii doesn’t budge!

Kris fires more shots but Ishii just eggs him on! Kris winds up and ROCKS Ishii! Then she whips Ishii into Stokely’s SPINEBUSTER! But then Ishii’s right back up!! The fans are thunderous, and Stokely turns around to see Ishii! Stokely apologizes but fans tell him he messed up! Ishii runs up, Stokely drop toeholds him into buckles! Stokely runs up to SPLASH! Stokely goes up to rain down fists! The fans count, Stokely goes all the way to TEN! But then Ishii picks Stokely up to POWERBOMB! High stack, Kris breaks it in time! The ref reprimands but Willow is in to GERMAN- NO, Kris fights with elbows!

Kris switches, and she GERMAN SUPLEXES! But Willow is right up! Kris runs, Willow POUNCES her! The fans fire up and Willow sits Stokely up, so Ishii can SLIDING D! Cover, Ishii & Willow win!

Winners: Willow Nightingale & Tomohiro Ishii, by pinfall (Willow chooses the title match stipulation)

The Babe with the Power and the Stone Pitbull take a big bite out of Big Stoke, and now the ball is in their court! What will Willow want for her All Out grudge match with Kris?

 

Zero Hour – 10 Man Tag Open Challenge: Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara, Katsuyori Shibata & The Von Erichs VS The Kingdom & Cage of Agony!

The Natural & Sammy Guevara are ROH World Tag Team Champions, and then together with Marshall & Ross Von Erich, Dustin is ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champion! However, all those belts come with targets on their backs, so The Wrestler is standing with his friends to fight back! Will Team Texas stand tall in London? Or will Matt Taven, Mike Bennett, Brian Cage, Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona all stake their claims to the gold?

Dustin cosplays Deadpool while Sammy is Wolverine, and they lead the team down, only for The Kingdom to lead an attack! All ten men meet at the ramp, Taven going after Ross, Bennett going after Dustin, and Cage is after Sammy mostly because they can’t both be Wolverine! The fans fire up as things head closer to ringside, Kaun and Shibata brawl while Liona has Marshall. Cage RAMS Sammy into apron, then he sends Shibata into railing! Ross throws Taven into railing, but Liona does that to Marshall! Ross KICKS Taven, Dustin fires hands on Bennett. The ref reprimands, this isn’t even a match yet!

Dustin puts Bennett in, Cage puts Shibata in, and the brawling continues! Sammy takes Kaun down, Ross puts Taven in now, and the ref still tries to restore order! But then Team Texas sets Bennett, Taven, Cage and Liona in corners, and opens ’em up! The fans fire up for the QUADRUPLE SHATTERED DREAMS!! The Kingdom is in agony, and now Sammy puts Kaun in. Sammy goes up, to CROSSBODY! The bell rings, cover, ONE!! Sammy ducks ‘n’ dodges Kaun to CLOBBER him! Sammy kips up, the fans fire up, but Liona runs in! Sammy DUMPS Liona out, but Kaun CHOPS! And CHOPS again!

Kaun whips, Sammy jumps the dropdown, Kaun hurdles, but Sammy shoves Kaun to drop and hurdle! Then Sammy backflips and DROPKICKS! The fans cheer for the smooth kip up! But Cage storms in, and again, they argue over who wears it better. Cage runs in, Sammy dodges to put him in the corner. Sammy runs in to RAM Cage, go to the apron, and ENZIGIRI! Cage stumbles, Sammy MOONSAULTS Kaun on the outside! Sammy then ROCKS Cage, goes up, and FLYING CUTTERS! Liona runs up, Sammy dodges but then Liona POUNCES him! Sammy tumbles out of the ring, and Kaun sends Sammy into railing!

Kaun brings Sammy up to send into more railing! The fans boo but Kaun puts Sammy back in. Kaun covers, TWO! The fans rally up, Kaun tags Liona, and The Gates of Agony stalk Sammy. Liona SPLASHES down onto Sammy, then drags him back up. Liona clinches, to SHOVE Sammy into the corner. Tag to Cage, they mug Sammy, and even Taven gets his shots in! The ref reprimands, Liona lets off and Cage RAMS into Sammy again and again. Cage CHOPS Sammy, tags Bennett, and Bennett CLUBS Sammy down. Bennett hauls Sammy up, trips him, and then CATAPULTS him into Taven’s GAMANGIRI!

Sammy falls back onto Bennett’s knees, Taven adds the ELBOW DROP! High stack, TWO! Sammy survives, Bennett tags Taven, and they go for an open corner! Taven climbs BRAINBUSTER and FROG FLOP as Sammy moves! Taven flounders, Sammy crawls, and the fans rally! Bennett drags Sammy back but the ref reprimands. Sammy stands to ENZIGIRI Bennett down! Hot tag to Dustin! The fans fire up as Dustin ducks, dodges and CLOBBERS Taven! Dustin whips, Taven reverses but “Not Today!” UPPERCUT! And atomic drop! Dustin runs to BOOT then BULLDOG! Bennett returns, but he gets a SNAP POWERSLAM!

Taven is up, but he gets a SNAP POWERSLAM! Dustin dragon sleepers, but Bennett BOSTON BAYONETS! Shibata UPPERCUTS Bennett! Cage runs up and gets around, pump handle and DRIVER! Marshall LARITS Cage, but Kaun SHOTGGUNS Marshall! Sammy JUMP KNEES Kaun, hoists him up, G T H!! But Liona POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS Sammy! Ross runs in, goes up and up to CROSSBODY! Taven hits KICK O’ THE KING! Ross flops out, Taven rallies and fans clap along. Taven flips them off for being sheep, and then he FLIES! Down goes everyone on the outside! Dustin says he wants to do that?! The fans are thunderous for it!

Dustin fires up, builds speed, but then says “SUCK IT!” SPINAROONI! The fans cheer, but Swolverine storms up on Dustinpool to fireman’s carry! F5 out onto the cluster! The fans boo but Cage builds speed! Cage FLIES and he manages to wipe out the group all over again! Wait, now Sammy is going up! SHOOTING STAR PRESS and down goes every again! The fans cheer, Dustin and Taven get in the ring, and Dustin hits a DESTROYER!! Cover, TWO!! Taven survives but Dustin calls to Sammy! Sammy hurries back up, and up to the top rope even! But Cage SHOVES Sammy down! Cage climbs up?!

But Marshall is there to ROCK Cage with fists! Ross joins in, The Von Erichs go up, only for The Gates of Agony to go after them! Bennett says go for it, but then Shibata has him for a SLEEPER! The Gates still hook the Von Erichs up, TOWER OF DOOM!! The fans fire up for the double powerbomb superplex! Bennett is fading, Shibata becomes a backpack! Bennett RAMS Shibata into buckles, then fireman’s carries! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER, and Taven adds JUST THE TIP of the knee! Dustin BOOTS Bennett! Taven SUPERKICKS Dustin! Dustin rebounds, dragon sleepers, CROSS RHODES!! Cover, The Gates break it!

Marshall runs up, but into a fireman’s carry and T K O! Kaun intercepts Ross, GUTBUSTER DROP! Shibata KNEES Liona, Sammy leaps at Cage! Cage catches him for a SWINGING SIDE SLAM! The Gates get Shibata up, ROCK-A-BYE BOMB!! Dustin returns, but into DOUBLE HEADBUTTS, a SUPERKICK, and another ROCK-A-BYE BOMB!! The Cage of Agony puts Taven on the cover, TWO?!? Dustin is out with nanoseconds to spare and Cage is shocked! Cage hauls Dustin up, puts one out, but Sammy runs in! Cage blocks the kick to KNEE Sammy! The Gates get Sammy up, ROCK-A-BYE RANA!! The Von Erichs DOUBLE DROPKICK The Gates!

Sammy JUMP KNEES Cage! Shibata returns, but Bennett SPINEBUSTERS Sammy! The fans boo but Shibata UPPERCUTS Bennett! Shibata whips and BOOTS Bennett, then fires off furious forearms! The fans fire up and Shibata goes corner to corner! HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Shibata then reels Bennett in, HALF HATCH! Marshall goes up while Shibata BOOTS Cage! MOONSAULT! PENALTY KICK for Cage! Taven is up, he goes after Dustin, but Dustin fights the suplex to FINALY RECKONING! Sammy is up top, and he SWANTON BOMBS!! Cover, Team Texas wins!

Winners: Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara, Katsuyori Shibata & The Von Erichs, by pinfall

A hard fought fight, but in the end, the cowboys of ROH are standing tall! Will they be riding off into the sunset with these championships? Oh no, The Kingdom & Cage of Agony attack again! They’re sore losers, but now papa Kevin Von Erich gets in!? The fans fire up for the living legend, even as Taven talks a lot of smack. IRON CLAW!! Then everyone else gets IRON CLAWS!! The Von Erich sons even DOUBLE CLAW Liona! Team Texas throws out the trash, will nothing stop them now?

 

Saraya is here!

The Unproblematic Princess goes to the ring, with not just her sidekick, but her family AND the Knight Family gym’s trainees! This is the homecoming Saraya demanded, and she’s making it for herself! The Outcasts get in the ring, and Harley grabs a mic. “Attention, everyone, I’m gonna need you all… to simmer down. Because Saraya is PISSED! The fans tell Harley to STFU but Harley says they have decided that this show cannot go on! Saraya gets the mic to say, “How DARE you! This is MY country! I am your Unproblematic Icon, I am your Queen of England, you will respect me!”

The fans boo but Saraya says last year, she won the AEW Women’s World Championship, and now she’s not even on the main show! She is the best female wrestler to ever come out of England! The fans continue to taunt her, but Saraya says All In will NOT continue until she gets the respect she deserves! Wait, is that…? YES! Jamie Hayter is back! Speaking of AEW Women’s World Champions from England, Jamie is back from her one year of injury, and she CLOBBERS trainee after trainee to get in the ring! Is that Jack Starz? Well Jamie throws him into steel steps! Harley runs up but Jamie SHOVES her aside!

Jamie storms into the ring, she and Saraya are face to face, but here comes another prospect! Jamie CLOBBERS her, but now MAMA Knight gets in! She SMACKS Jamie, but Jamie DECKS her in return! Saraya freaks out but Jamie pumps up! Saraya bails out, so Jamie drags Harley into the ring! Jamie says this is for Saraya! LARIAT!! Harley just learned that Hayter still Hits Hard, will all of AEW remember that from here on out?

 

AEW World Trios Championships London Ladders Match: The Patriarchy VS The Bang Bang Gang VS The House of Black VS Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & PAC!

Christian Cage tried to do “right” by his makeshift family, but that involved him trying to screw over all of their contenders. Christopher Daniels laid down the law, which is why Christian, Nick Wayne & Killswitch-Luchasaurus aren’t facing just one team but THREE, and in what could be the biggest ladder match ever! Will Captain Charisma find a way to survive these odds? Or will we see new champions crowned one way or another?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised high above, and we see who will rise to the occasion!

The bell rings and all 12 men watch each other. But then the nine challengers look at the three champions. Christian bails on his boys, and they get jumped 9v2! The fans cheer, but Christian keeps running! The challengers TOSS Nick, kick Luchasaurus out, and then they all start brawling with each other! Brody King goes after Nick, Bang Bang Gang keeps on Luchasaurus, Pac goes after Buddy Matthews. Brody makes Nick take a seat, to SPLASH him against railing! Claudio fires UPPERCUTS on Colten Gunn, Malakai has Wheeler Yuta, Juice storms up on Claudio. Claudio UPPERCUTS Juice but Colten CLUBS Claudio!

Malakai brings out a TABLE! The fans cheer, and Brody also brings out a TABLE! Colten CHOPS Claudio, but Claudio CIHOPS in return! And CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! The fans fire up as Claudio gives more CHOPS! Pac and Buddy brawl, Buddy ROCKS The Bastard. Yuta storms up on Brody but Brody CHOPS and Malakai KICKS! Buddy sets a ladder up in the ring and climbs, but Austin Gunn drags him down! Austin CHOPS Buddy, then he climbs! But Yuta drags Austin down to DECK him! Yuta climbs, but Malakai drags him down to DECK him! Malakai climbs, Claudio yanks him down to UPPERCUT!

Claudio climbs, Austin stops him to DECK him! But Pac stops Austin to BOOT him! The fans fire up as Pac climbs, but now Brody is here! Brody drags Pac down to LARIAT! Brody climbs, but Colten runs in to stop him! Juice helps out, but Brody fights them both off! Brody folds up the ladder, but Colten DROPKICKS it into him! Juice goes out to CANNONBALL Claudio! Malakai ROUNDHOUSES Colten! Malakai goes up and out to QUEBRADA Juice & Colten! Yuta DIVES to take them all out! Buddy builds speed, he FLIES to take them all down! But now Pac is in! The Man Gravity Forgot goes up and up and SUPER SKY TWISTERS everyone!!

The fans are thunderous, but Pac sees the Gunns in the ring. Pac storms up on them, they dodge, scoop and SLAM! The Gunns say Gunns Up! Colten holds Pac open, Austin climbs, WAZZUP!! Shoutout to The Dudleys and then Austin tells Colten, and Colten tells Austin, and then they both tell Juice, “GET THE TABLES~!” Juice says oh my brothers, testify! But Buddy DECKS Juice first! Brody runs in, breaks the line and DOUBLE LARIATS The Gunns! Then he DIVES onto the others!! The fans are thunderous, and no one is in the ring! Wait, NOW Christian Cage returns. The fans cheer this “great role model” as he scampers back into the ring!

Christian sets a ladder up, climbs it, but Brody stops him! Claudio helps drag Christian down, and they double whip to TOSS Christian out! The others catch him, and decide “father of the year” deserves a special 9v1 beating! Wait, Mother Wayne is setting up the ladder! And she is climbing! This won’t count, though! The Gunns step in and tell mommy dearest not to try it. She says okay, steps back, but Luchasaurus returns! He grabs both Gunns, to DOUBLE CHOKE SLAM! Juice runs up, into a CHOKE SLAM! Pac is back, but he gets a CHOKE SLAM! Claudio fights the grip, but Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS him!

Yuta is back, but Luchasaurus CHOKE SLAMS him onto Claudio! Buddy is on the apron, but Luchasaurus intercepts! APRON CHOKE SLAM!! Buddy falls, but Malakai JAMS Luchasaurus with a ladder! Malakai then puts that ladder in a corner, but Luchasaurus grabs Malakai! CHOKE SLAM onto the ladder! But now Brody King is up! Luchasaurus grabs Brody, Brody ROCKS him first! Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS, and both behemoths wobble! Brody turns and Nick WAYNE’S WORLD CUTTERS through a table!!! The fans lose their minds as Nick takes Brody out at the expense of his own body! But now Luchasaurus climbs!

Christian returns, but wait, he tells Luchasaurus to help him!? Luchasaurus was going to have the glory and Christian can’t have that! Fans boo as Christian climbs up and Luchasaurus gives him a boost, but Juice and Yuta TIP the ladder! Both Christian and Luchasaurus fall, and now Yuta and Juice brawl! Buddy and Malakai go after them! SHINING WIZARD for Juice in a corner, then another! Malakai kicks, kicks and BOOTS Yuta! Malakai fires more hands, then Brody returns! Brody SPLASHES Juice, then SPLASHES Yuta! The fans bark with Brody, and The House coordinates to hit CERBERUS on Yuta!

The fans are thunderous, and now they aim at Juice! But The Gunns get in, 3:10 TO YUMA on Brody?! Claudio is back, runs in, but into 3:10- UPPERCUT!! Claudio takes out Austin, then dodges Colten to SPRINGBOARD UPPERCUT! The fans fire up as Juice runs up, but Claudio ducks the kick! Claudio trips Juice, has the legs, and Yuta clears out space for THE GIANT SWING! Juice goes around again and again, TEN! And then past that to FIFTEEN before the basement DROPKICK! Claudio sets Juice up for Pac, and the BLACK ARROW! The fans fire up more, as Pac and Yuta DOUBLE DIVE! They take out Malakai & Buddy, and now Claudio sets up a ladder!

Claudio climbs, but Brody is there! Brody climbs, CHOPS Claudio, but Claudio CHOPS back! They CHOP and CHOP, but then the Gunns both SMACK them with chairs! The TLC is complete, and the chair shots keep going! Juice and Colten go looking, and they bring out MORE tables! Those tables are put in the ring, set up near corners, and even in corners. Claudio and Brody still climb the ladder, so the Gunns get up under them this time! Claudio and Brody fight them off, but then The Gunns jump on for SLEEPERS! But The Gunns are just backpacks as Claudio and Brody climb! The fans fire up, Claudio and Brody fire hands!

Brody and Claudio start fading, holding onto each other! But the Gunns just squeeze tighter, “GUNNS UP!” But then they all fall down, through tables!!! The fans are thunderous as even the ladder falls over from that impact! Juice hurries to put the ladder back up, but Buddy stops him! Buddy drags Juice down to DECK him! Buddy climbs, but Nick is back! Buddy ROCKS him! Buddy picks up the ladder, but Nick waistlocks Buddy! Buddy switches, Nick elbows and PELES! Nick goes up and WAYNE’S WORLD! But Malakai ROCKS Nick! Nick SHOVES Malakai, Malakai hits ladder! Nick runs up, but Malakai YANKS ladder into Nick!!

Malakai stands the ladder up, climbs, but Juice hurries to bring him down! Juice suplexes Malakai up and out, but Malakai lands on the apron! Malakai ROCKS Juice, Juice ROCKS Malakai! Juice throws a shoulder but Malakai KNEES him down! Malakai hurries in, but Nick runs up! Nick ENZIGIRIS and Malakai falls outside. Nick builds speed, to DIVE and DESTROYER through a table!! The fans are thunderous, no one can deny how great that was! Meanwhile, Juice brings out a new ladder, and it is super sized! Juice pushes that in, tips the other one over, and then he sets the big boy up! It goes right to where the belts are!

Juice climbs, but Christian slithers back in! Christian TIPS that ladder, Juice CROTCHES on the top rope!! Juice falls out, but Pac springboards in! Christian CHUCKS a chair! Christian then gives Pac a FULL METAL KILLSWITCH!! Christian then gets something from Mother Wayne! Yuta drags a ladder over to set it up, and the fans rally up! Yuta climbs, but Christian SPRAYS Yuta in the face! Yuta flails, Christian drags him down and SLAMS the ladder down onto him! Christian then grabs that chair, and he SMACKS the ladder again and again and again, beating Yuta with it! Christian pushes Yuta and ladder aside, but Juice is bringing chairs!

Juice and Christian CLASH, and they’re both disarmed! Christian kicks Juice, then brings the chair around! Mother Wayne gets on the apron, but Juice LOW BLOW MULE KICKS! Mother Wayne calls Juice an SOB, but the chair is a shield against the spray! Juice takes the spray, and SPRAYS Mother Wayne! The fans cheer, and Juice aims for the table! Juice reels Mother Wayne in! But Luchasaurus grabs Juice! The fans boo but Juice breaks free, LEFT HAND O’ GOD! But Luchasaurus BOOTS Juice, Juice falls through a table! Luchasaurus helps Christian set up the ladder, and Christian climbs! Luchasaurus is on defense, but the fans cheer for him!

Buddy returns! He goes right up the ladder, he and Christian fight up top! Buddy SMACKS Christian off the rungs! But Luchasaurus grabs Buddy, but Buddy KNEES free! Buddy grabs a small ladder to CHUCK it into Luchasaurus! Then he uses it to climb up, catch up to Christian, and grab for belts! Christian goes after Buddy, and SPEARS him down through a table!! The fans fire up but now Luchasaurus is up! Luchasaurus has the tall ladder, and he drags Christian up! He makes Christian climb with the Electric Chair Lift! The fans boo Luchasaurus, but Pac is climbing! Pac BOOTS Christian down onto Luchasaurus!

Pac grabs a belt, he brings it down! PAC’S TEAM WINS!!!

Winners: Claudio Castagnoli, Wheeler Yuta & PAC (NEW AEW World Trios Champions)

The #BastardCombatClub goes from a makeshift team to Wild Card winners to the team that takes down The Patriarchy in the wildest ladder match in AEW history! Pac has his Wembley Moment, and Christian is pissed with Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus says to hecc with him then, and storms off! Christian is even more upset now, but he has no one to blame but himself! As for House of Black, they show the new champs respect by offering handshakes. Pac shakes their hands, and tonight, Newcastle can celebrate with their champion! Will The Bastard, Swiss Superman and Decoder take these titles to new heights?

 

AEW Women’s World Championship: Toni Storm VS Mariah May!

Ever since becoming “Timeless,” The Leading Lady brought Hollywood to AEW: the thrills, chills, drama, action, and even a touch of romance. Toni also brought a young protege along for the ride. But riding Toni’s coattails was not enough for The Glamour! She wants to replace Toni as the star, even if she must do it violently! Will the treacherous understudy make All In all about Mariah? Or will she have to pry this title from Toni’s cold, dead hands?

What a twist! Luther returns! The butler accompanies Miss Storm to the ring, and the fans applaud! Mariah, however, scowls. She never liked Luther and Luther never really liked her, so the feeling is mutual. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we are about to see the performance of a lifetime!

The bell rings and the fans are thunderous already! Toni and Mariah slowly step forward, the fans singing for “Toni, Toni Storm~!” Toni is still heartbroken over how it came to this, but now they fire fast hands! The fans fire up, Mariah fireman’s carries, but Toni slips out! Toni reels Mariah in, Mariah slips free, and they fire hands again! Toni gets the edge, kicks low, then whips. Mariah reverses, runs up, but Toni goes up and over! Mariah SHOTGUNS first! Toni ends up in a corner, but the fans continue to sing. Mariah scowls, storms up on Toni and stomps away! The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, and she argue with the ref.

Mina Shirakawa is seen in the crowd, alongside some other wrestlers watching the show. She is so conflicted watching this. Mariah stomps away on Storm again, but lets off at 4. Mariah smiles as she goes around, and then storms back over to Toni. DOUBLE CHOP! Storm just fires up! Mariah frowns, CHOPS, but Toni shouts! Mariah CHOPS, Toni CHOPS, repeat! They CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Toni gets the edge, then fakes Mariah out to DDT! Mariah sputters to ropes, Toni storms up and scuffs her again and again. The ref reprimands, Toni runs side to side, but Mariah avoids the hip attack to BOOT Toni!

Toni gets up on the apron, Mariah sunset flips to POWERBOMB to the floor! Mariah plays coy, then she SPITS at Luther! The ref has to stop Luther but that just lets Mariah smother Toni! Then she stomps Toni, puts her in the ring, and goes into the ring. Mariah stomps Toni, the fans rally up, and Mariah drags Toni up. Mariah scoops, and SPINOUT SIDEWALK SLAMS! Mariah soaks up the heat after hitting her “Mariah-go-round,” then she drags Toni up. Mariah runs to SHOTGUN Toni again! The fans rally for Toni as she rises up, and Mariah heads after her. Mariah puts Toni in a corner, to CHOP!

Mariah goes corner to corner, runs in, but Toni ELBOWS her away! Toni goes up but Mariah DOUBLE CHOPS! Mariah then goes up to STRATUSFACTION! Cover, TWO! Mariah keeps Toni down with underhooks, but the fans rally for Toni. Toni fights up, but Mariah hops on, BUTTERFLY GUILLOTINE! But Toni powers through to suplex! Mariah slips free to SLAP Toni! Toni drops to her knees, the fans boo Mariah, but Mariah just mocks them. Mariah drags Toni up, and throws down punches! Reminiscent of the night she bloodied Toni! Mariah kisses Toni on the forehead, then runs, into a THESZ PRESS!

Toni rains down fast hands and the fans fire up! Toni then deadlifts Mariah, but Mariah slips around to SAIDO!! Toni flops out of the ring but Mariah goes to the apron. FLYING KNEE! Toni gets folded up, and Mariah soaks up the heat from London! Mariah even walks over to give Nigel a kiss on the forehead! Nigel is excited, and then Mariah runs to SHOTGUN Luther!! The fans boo but Mariah doesn’t care about that butler! Mariah’s own mother reprimands her, so Mariah SLAPS her mum!?! The fans boo, what has gotten into her!? Mariah storms into the ring, but Toni HIP ATTACKS her right back out!

Toni rains down fists, then drags Mariah up to DRIBBLE her off the steel steps! The fans cheer as Toni brings Mariah up, FULL METAL STORM ZERO!! The fans are thunderous, but both women are down on the outside! Toni hobbles away, goes to Mrs. May and apologizes to her. The fans cheer as they hug it out, and then Toni goes back for Mariah. Mariah is busted open! Now the shoe’s on the other foot, and Toni puts Mariah into the ring! Mariah cries as she crawls away, but she brought this upon herself! Toni climbs up to rain down fists! The fans count along, and Toni goes all the way to TEN! Toni poses and the fans cheer!

Toni sees the blood on her hands, but she drags Mariah up to TOSS her away! The fans cheer, and Toni drags Mariah up to TOSS back the other way! Mariah sputters and cries, but Toni drags her back up. Toni JABS, JABS, JABS, and then winds up! But Mariah SPITS at Toni!? So much for the tears! Toni SLAPS Mariah down! Toni drags Mariah up for a SKY HIGH! Cover, TWO!! Mariah survives and Toni is frustrated. Mariah goes to a corner, Toni runs in, and Toni blocks the boots! Toni puts Mariah in the ropes, but Mariah ELBOWS her away! Mariah then ducks a punch to ROUNDHOUSE! Toni staggers, Mariah shrieks, and then Mariah climbs!

Mariah MISSILE DROPKICKS Toni down! Both women are down and the fans fire up. Mariah rises, the fans rally, and Mariah runs in to SWEET HIP MUSIC!! Mariah grins as she steals her mentor’s move. Mariah takes her time going corner to corner, to run back in, SWEET HIP MUSIC!! Mariah then saunters her way out, and she smiles as she runs back in! SWEET HIP MUSIC!! Wait, now Mariah has her “close-up!” SWEET HIP- LARIAT!! Toni turns Mariah upside-down, then GERMAN SUPLEXES her away! Mariah is in a corner, Toni has her close-up, and she hits SWEET HIP MUSIC!! And then STORM ZERO!! Cover, TWO?!?!

No one can believe it, let alone Toni, but Mariah survives Toni’s best moves! Mariah sticks her hand up to flip Toni off! So Toni grabs that finger and BENDS it! Toni drags Mariah up but Mariah SLAPS! Toni BENDS the finger, Mariah SLAPS, repeat! Toni SLAPS, Mariah SLAPS, repeat! The fans fire up as they go faster and faster, it’s another scrum! They start pulling hair and the ref gets between them! Mariah shoves the ref to LOW BLOW Toni!! So Toni LOW BLOWS back!! DOUBLE HEADBUTTS and both women fall! A standing ovation from Wembley, and Mother May is still upset, but perhaps a little conflicted, too.

The fans know “This is Awesome!” as both women rise! Toni fakes a punch, reels Mariah in, but Mariah fireman’s carries! MAYDAY DRIVER!! Cover, TWO?!? Mina is still wringing her hands as she watches this, and Mariah grabs at the belt! Luther snatches it away! The fans cheer, and Luther flips Mariah off! Mariah crawls for the show, but Toni steps on her hand! Toni grabs the shoe, looks it over, but the ref says no, this is still a normal match! She’d get disqualified! Mariah begs for mercy from Toni. Toni says don’t you dare apologize now! Toni winds up, but her heart breaks again! Tears come to her eyes as she can’t do it!

Toni reels Mariah in, Mariah jackknife bridges!! TWO!!! BLINDSIDE KNEE!! FRONTSIDE KNEE!!! Mariah drags Toni up, kisses her goodnight, and steals STORM ZERO!!! Cover, MARIAH WINS!!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall (NEW AEW Women’s World Champion)

Mina can finally breathe again because it is all over. AEW was Toni Storm’s world, but now it’s all about the glitz and The Glamour! What won’t Mariah do to stay on top? As for Toni, she still dramatically flails about, and is somewhere between crying and laughing. The fans sing for her, and she thanks them with a nod. But if she is no longer the Leading Lady, what is Toni to do with herself?

 

“For The World” Championship: Chris Jericho VS Hook!

The Learning Tree wanted to be a mentor to The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil, but really ended up an overbearing know-it-all. But ever since bringing in “The Redwood,” Big Bill Morrissey and “The Bad Apple,” Bryan Keith, Jericho’s ego has run wild, as has his violent streak. Will the #JerichoVortex only continue to grow and grow? Or can Hook rip it out, roots and all?

Well, speaking of his Branches, Jericho of course has Big Bill & Bryan Keith with him during his entrance. And then, Jericho has his band, Fozzy, here to play his theme song live for him! Jericho has on an orange suit, guess why, and a mic. “Hi, guys~! I… am the Learning Tree!” As for Hook, cameras follow him from gorilla, up the long staircase, and he has Taz’s theme for his entrance, that then blends into his own! The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who truly defines FTW!

The bell rings and the fans rally up, but of course Bill & Keith get right in the ring! Now it’s just a 3v1 mugging! The fans boo, but what else was Jericho going to do under FTW Rules? Jericho then drags Hook up to CHOP him in the corner! And CHOPS again! Jericho whips Hook corner to corner, then he sends Keith in. Keith LARIATS, then Bill sends Jericho in to LARIAT! Bill runs in to SPLASH! Bill pushes Hook down and the fans cheer him. Hook manages to stand, but Jericho runs in to hit a CODE BREAKER! Cover, ONE?!? Hook is showing true grit, but he just gets mugged for it! But Hook clinches Keith to EXPLODER!

Bill runs up, Hook TOSSES him out! Hook and Jericho throw hands, and Hook gets the edge! Hook ROCKS Jericho, whips him, but Jericho reverses. Hook stops himself, gets around Jericho to waistlock, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Both men are down, but Hook rises! The fans fire up as Hook clinches to T-BONE SUPLEX! Hook and Jericho rise again, Hook runs up, but into a throat chop! LIONSAULT! Jericho grins, covers, TWO! Hook stays in this but Jericho goes out to look for plunder! Jericho brings out kendo sticks, a pool cue, and a beige bag! We know these mystery bags hold bad things, and as Jericho pours this one out to reveal… Cricket balls?

Jericho drags Hook up, but Hook shifts around to hit a BIG back suplex! They narrowly miss the cricket balls, but Hook hurries to go out and find something for himself! Hook brings out a Cricket BAT! Hook SMACKS Keith, that’s six! SMACK for Bill, that’s another six! Hook JAMS Jericho, SMACKS him, and then bats a Cricket ball at Jericho! And another! And now Hook just throws them at him like he’s the wicket! One for Bill, too! Hook then CHOKES Jericho with the bat! It says, “HI, GUYS!” on it! Jericho flails, but Hook goes from choking to using the bat in a T-BONE SUPLEX! Hook hits a different pair o’ balls there!

The fans fire up, but Keith gets in! TRASH CAN LID SMASH! Hook goes down from the headshot! Jericho stands, storms up, and he trips Hook to then turn him over! WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans boo as Hook endures, and Jericho talks trash on Hook! Hook fights up, rolls through, and he BOOTS Jericho into a corner! Jericho comes back, but Hook trips him! Hook turns Jericho to steal the WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans cheer as Jericho now endures! But Bill runs in to CLUB Hook! The fans still cheer, they still like Bill. Bill scrapes Hook out of the ring, Keith beats him down, and Bill brings out a TABLE!

Keith CLUBS away on Hook, the fans chant “We Want Big Bill!” and Bill sets the table up at ringside. Keith CLAWS Hook’s good eye, and then Keith says hold on. They need more! Keith brings out a board covered in barbed wire! The fans are torn, just like Hook’s body is about to be. Keith puts the board on the table, but he flips it over to hide an old bloodstain… Bill drags Hook up, to SKY- NO, Hook slips free and he POSTS Bill! The fans boo, but Hook LOW BLOWS Keith for his part in this. But Jericho pokes Hook in the good eye! Jericho pushes Hook in the ring, Hook swings blind! Jericho toys with Hook, tapping on the shoulder.

Hook swings, misses, and Jericho LARIATS! Jericho then fetches the trash can, or rather “bin” as the UK calls them. Jericho SMACKS Hook with it! Hook falls, but Jericho isn’t leaving it at this. Jericho wants Hook to get up, fans rally, and Hook stands. Jericho aims, but Hook ducks the elbow! And ducks again! Hook clinches again, EXPLODER! The fans fire up and Hook pulls the tape away! Hook’s eye is 100%! Hook then clinches, to EXPLODER! Hook then watches Jericho rise up. REDRUM!! Jericho flails, Bill returns! Bill pulls Hook’s hair, and gives him CLUBBING shots! Jericho grabs the pool cue!

Jericho runs up, Hook gets free, and Jericho SMACKS Bill! The cue breaks, and Bill falls down through the barbed wire board and table!! The fans lose their minds, and then Hook clamps on REDRUM!! Jericho flails, but Keith returns! Jericho shoves Hook into Keith, and Keith DECKS Hook! Keith had his hand wrapped with the belt Jericho was gifted by Martha Hart!! Cover, TWO?!?! Hook survives and Jericho is furious! Jericho grabs the kendo stick, and he demands Hook get up! Hook rises, Jericho runs up, but into REDRUM!!! Keith grabs the FTW Championship now, and that’s the last straw for Taz!

Taz gets up from commentary, he storms up behind Keith and YANKS him down! TAZMISSION!!! The fans are thunderous as father and son put on the signature kajigatame! Jericho TAPS, Hook wins!!

Winner: Hook, by submission (NEW FTW Champion)

Not only is this title finally off Jericho, but it is finally back with the First Family of FTW! Will Hook make sure it never leaves his side again?

 

AEW World Tag Team Championships Triple Threat: The Young Bucks VS The Acclaimed VS FTR!

Matthew & Nicholas Jackson have been such awful EVPs that it was only a matter of time before they had everyone at their throats. However, they also managed to pit their challengers against each others, as Max Caster & Anthony Bowens have as much beef with the “gatekeeping” Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood as they do with The Elite. Will The Bucks slip away with the gold because of that? Will Platinum Max & The Five Tool Player finally get the spotlight back on them? Or will FTR prove they’re still the Top Guys in AEW?

Well of course The Bucks try and impersonate The Beatles and Sergeant Pepper… And then they get pyro! But The Acclaimed make their entrance last, with a “OH~ Scissor Me Daddy~” Seven Nation Army! Caster has a mic because he has a diss track on deck! “Platinum on the mic and I rock the house really well! FTR lookin’ like members of the EBL! Your legacy is such a great prank. Y’all got Bret Hart matches in the spank bank! Young Bucks, Reebok, I can’t believe this shit! The only things you’ve ever had to pump were your p*nises! What more can I say? In the UK, Everybody Loves The Acclaimed!”

The fans cheer, and Bowens gets the mic to tell, “WEMBLEY STADIUUUM~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass~!” And he does! The fans fire up, the belts are raised, and it is time to see who is truly elite!

In this Triple Threat, there are only two teams legal at a time, so Nicholas starts against Dax. But then Nick tags out to Caster, so Caster and Dax circle. They tie up, Caster powers up and out, but Dax runs him over. Things speed up, Caster hip tosses then DROPKICKS! Then arm-drags! Caster has the armlock, but Dax powers up, and pulls hair to put Caster in the corner! Cash tags in, Caster slips away, and Bowens jumps in to stop FTR! FTR and Acclaimed start shoving, and The Bucks applaud it. But then that gets the attention of FTR and The Acclaimed. The Acclaimed slide out to flank The Bucks! The Bucks run away into the ring!

FTR ROCKS The Bucks with right hands! The Acclaimed get in to ROCK The Bucks, too! The Bucks are now pinballed between FTR and Acclaimed! The Acclaimed have Nick in one corner, FTR whips Matt at Nick. The Bucks dosido but end up in DOUBLE ATOMIC DROPS! The Bucks stumble into each other, then Bowens LARIATS Nick out one side, Cash LARIATS Matt out the other! The fans fire up as now Acclaimed and FTR stare down. And the brawl is on! The fans fire up, Cash UPPERCUTS Caster and Dax whips Bowens. Bowens reverses to TOSS Dax out! Cash UPPERCUTS Caster again!

Cash CHOPS Caster, brings him around, and whips. Caster ducks ‘n’ dodges, Bowens tags in, sunset flip and NECKBREAKER! The Acclaimed then stand Cash up, scoop and SLAM, and Bowens goes up! But Nick tags in off Bowens to SHOVE him down! Nick springboards and FLYING LARIATS Caster down! Nick soaks up the heat, then tags in Matt. Matt fires hands on Cash, then cravats. Nick helps with the SLICED BREAD, then SHINING WIZARDS! Caster runs in, but Nick catches him for a GUTBUSTER! Matt runs up, ROLLING NECKBREAKER BACKBREAKER COMBO! The Bucks soak up more heat while the ref keeps Dax back.

The fans taunt The Bucks with a “C M PUNK!” chant, but Matt snapmares Cash to drop a knee on him! Matt knees Cash in the back again and again, then clamps on a chinlock. Matt grinds Cash down, Nick says the reason fans are here is because of The Bucks! Cash fights up, fires body shots, but Matt CLUBS Cash! Matt DECKS Caster just because, then tags Nick. The Bucks double whip, but Cash avoids the superkicks! Cash TOSSES Matt, Nick kicks low to whip, but Cash comes back to UPPERCUT! The fans rally, Cash crawls, but Matt YANKS Dax off the apron! Matt rains down fists on Dax while Nick SHINING WIZARDS Cash in the corner!

Nick GAMANGIRIS, ROCKS and BULL- NO, Cash stops the bulldog, and he POWERSLAMS Nick in return! The fans fire up as Cash looks for his corner, but Dax is still down! Matt runs in, Cash dodges the splash! Bowens tags in and rallies on The Bucks! Bowens spins and DECKS Nick, then fires off kicks on Matt! Bowens runs to FAMOUSER! The fans fire up with Bowens, and then he fires Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK on Nick! Cover, TWO! Matt stands up but Caster intercepts! Caster scoop SLAMS Matt, then he scoop SLAMS Nick! Caster stacks The Bucks, Bowens goes up, DOUBLE SCISSOR ME TIMBERS~!!

The fans fire up, and Billy Gunn gets up, to join in on the scissor fingers! Caster sees Dax, runs up, but Dax DECKS him! Dax gets around Bowens to GERMAN SUPLEX! And GERMAN SUPLEX again! And GERMAN SUPLEX again! Caster CLUBS Dax, but Dax gets around him to GERMAN SUPLEX! Matt tags in off Bowens, Caster switches with Dax! Dax BOOTS Matt, ELBOWS Caster, then GERMAN SUPLEXES Matt! Nick gets in as Matt switches, but Dax BACKDROPS Nick away! Dax switches, Matt desperately grabs Nick, Dax DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEXES The Bucks! The fans fire up and then Cash gets in to waistlock Nick!

FTR STEREO GERMAN SUPLEXES The Bucks! Bridging cover on Matt, TWO!! Matt stays in this but FTR drags him over. Cash tags in and Dax puts Matt up top. Cash goes to another corner, climbs up, but Matt fights back! Matt ROCKS Dax, but Bowens ROCKS Matt! Matt ROCKS Bowens, but then Bowens and Dax ROCK Matt! Bowens and Dax say truce, and they both climb up! They DOUBLE SUPERPLEX Matt for the Power! Cash DIVING SPLASHES onto knees! Matt denies Cash the Glory, and Caster is up top! MIC DROP, onto knees! Cash denies Caster, and now Nick is up to 450 SPLASH, onto knees! Caster denies Nick, and the fans are thunderous as all SIX men are down!

The teams regroup, stand up, and then we get TRIPLE DOUBLE LARIATS!! Again, all six men are down! Billy coaches his boys, and a standing count begins. Matt and Dax are the only ones left in the ring, and we pass 5 of 10! Matt brings Dax up and he fires haymaker after haymaker! Matt shoves, fakes the superkick, but Dax slips out of the DDT! Dax swings, Matt ducks! Matt swings, Dax ducks! Dax feints and DDTS Matt! The fans fire up and Dax brings Matt up! Cash goes up, but Matt backdrops Dax away! Nick catches Cash with a springboard SUPER STEINER! Nick then goes out to PENALTY KICK Caster!

Matt brings Dax up, but Cash stops Nick! Cash SHOVES Nick, Nick MOONSAULTS onto The Acclaimed! SHATTER MACHINE for Matt!! Cover, someone YANKS the ref out!! But who? Billy thinks it’s Nick because that’d make sense, but Nick defends his innocence. Billy still chases Nick, they go into the ring, Nick SUPERKICKS Billy! Cash runs up but Nick DUMPS hm out! Dax runs up, Nick ROCKS him to SLINGSHOT FACEBUSTER! Bowens DECKS Cash but then Nick handsprings and TORNADO DDTS Bowens to the floor! Nick returns to the ring, he and Matt get Dax by the wrists! E V P- NO, Cash DECKS Nick!

Caster BOOTS Cash! Matt says he and Caster can hit Dax now! Caster says why not. E V P TRIGGER REMIX!! Down goes Dax, but Caster blocks a kick to shove Matt! Cash is there, SHATTER MACHINE REMIX!! The fans are thunderous, but now Cash TOSSES Caster! Cash drags Dax onto Matt but Bowens is up top! Bowens BLOCKBUSTERS Cash onto the cover! The match continues and the fans cheer! Bowens crawls his way over to Dax, drags him to the corner, then tags in off him. Caster joins in, The Acclaimed want to end this! But Nick brings Caster around! Caster switches, Matt grabs the ref, STEREO LOW BLOW MULE KICKS!!

The fans boo because they saw the cheat this time! The Bucks say time to pump up the #ReeBucks! Cash gets up, he gets a DOUBLE SUPERKICK! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Caster! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Bowens! Cover, TWO!! Another cover, TWO!! A third cover, TWO!! Matt is furious but Nick goes out to snatch the belts! The fans boo as Nick slides one in so blatantly. The ref confiscates that belt, but that lets Nick pass one to Matt! Matt aims at Bowens, but Billy intercepts with a kick! Then, FAMOUSER onto the belt!! The fans are thunderous as Daddy Ass says “SUCK IT!” Bowens gets Matt up, THE ARRIVAL! Caster MIC DROPS!! Cover, NICK BREAKS IT!!

The fans boo but Nick then HOTSHOTS Dax! Cash LARIATS Nick out! Cash DUMPS Bowens onto Nick and Caster! Cash builds speed, and he DIVES! The Acclaimed get wiped out but Nick got away! Nick grabs the belt again! Dax TOSSES Nick, then sends Matt into Nick! O’Conner Roll, TWO! Dax is sent into a BELT SHOT!! Matt rolls Dax, TWO!!! Dax survives but The Bucks have him! E V P TRIGGER!!! Cover, BUCKS WIN!!!

Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)

The Acclaimed wanted this so badly, FTR wanted this so badly, but The Bucks were the only ones willing to do bad! They stay atop the AEW Tag Team Division, but wait! Who’s this slipping in from the crowd? It’s James Drake & Zack Gibson, the Grizzled Young Veterans!! The fans are going nuts as GYV stare down the EVPs! The Bucks say not tonight, boys. The Bucks leave, so GYV jump FTR! The fans boo but GYV drag Cash up! #GritYourTeeth!! The lariat-sweep combo takes Cash out, will Gibson & Drake ssssoooooon~ be recognized as the AEW World Tag Team Champions?

 

The Forbidden Door is ready to open again.

Almost an exact year from today, AEW and NJPW will once again converge, right here in LONDON! Who will make their way from around the world to be part of this incredible crossover? We’ll have to wait and see for August 24, 2025!

 

AEW World Championship Contender’s Casino Gauntlet!

While Swerve Strickland defends his AEW World Championship against Bryan Danielson in tonight’s main event, and while Darby Allin has his golden ticket to AEW Grand Slam in September, we are about to see chance collide with chaos! Who gets left waiting in the wings as someone snatches a title opportunity for their own?

Orange Cassidy makes his entrance, apparently being dropped off rather harshly by aliens…? And with the darker denim and Pixies, this is clearly Freshly Squeezed in a more serious mood. And the first to join him? THE RAINMAKER, KAZUCHIKA OKADA! The fans go wild as The Continental Champion makes his way out, but something about this feels like favoritism by The EVPs. The Okada Dollars rain down, the contract is on display, and we see who puts their name on the dotted line!

The bell rings, the fans fire up, and we’re on the clock. Wait, Okada asks for a hug? Well, Best Friends were part of Chaos in NJPW, so there’s a connection here. Cassidy figures why not, for old time’s sake. They HUG! The fans cheer, and Okada is no longer emotional! Okada CLUBS away on Cassidy, ROCKS him in the back of the head again and again, and he soaks up cheers and jeers. Okada waistlocks, but Cassidy blocks the ripcord with putting hands in pockets! The fans cheer as Okada pushes Cassidy away. Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges, Okada hurdles but Cassidy leaps over to SHOTGUN! Cassidy kips up and the fans cheer!

Okada storms up to scoop, but Cassidy slips free! Hands are out, Cassidy victory rolls, TWO! Cassidy runs up, but into a FLAPJACK! The countdown is here, and we get… NIGEL MCGUINNESS!? Is this why he left commentary!? London is losing their ever-loving minds as Nigel comes out of retirement for this incredible moment! Even Okada is excited about this! Nigel stares Okada down as the fans sing for the legend. And then the forearms start flying! London is all behind Nigel as he waistlocks, but Okada wrenches out to whip. Nigel goes up, under, rolls, and then dodges a boot to bait Okada, leapfrogs him, then fires fast hands, and ROCKS Okada!

The fans are thunderous for Nigel and he takes a moment to revel in it. Nigel then storms up on Okada, but Okada kicks low and bumps him off buckles. Okada fires a forearm, then whips him corner to corner. Nigel reverses, Okada pulls a Yano style stop, and then he dodges Nigel. But Nigel headstands in the corner! Okada runs up, blocks a boot, and he gut wrenches Nigel, only for Nigel to slip free! KICK and CLUB! Cassidy returns but Nigel RAMS into him! Cassidy spins Nigel but Nigel LARIATS! Cover, TWO! The countdown is back, and out comes Kyle O’Reilly! The Violent Artist makes Conglomeration two men strong here as he hurries to the ring!

Kyle is an ROH icon, and he goes ight for the ROH legend! Kyle wrenches, Nigel wrenches and slips through, but so does Kyle! Nigel spins to ELBOW, then he reels Kyle in. Kyle JAWBREAKERS, Nigel yoyos! That’s where Kyle got it from! But Kyle bypasses Nigel, only for Nigel to buck the O’Conner. Nigel UPPERCUTS Kyle, but Kyle KNEES Nigel! Kyle snapmares and PENALTY KICKS! Okada is back but Kyle gets a leg! DRAGON SCREW! Kyle fires strikes on Nigel, kicks a leg out then KNEES him down! Cover, Okada breaks it! Okada ROCKS Kyle, whips him to a corner, but Kyle goes up and over! Nigel runs up, Kyle ducks him, so Nigel RAMS into Okada!

Kyle blocks Nigel’s kick, DRAGON SCREW! Okada blocks Kyle’s kick, DRAGON- NO, Kyle steps through to ARMBAR! Okada fights around, turns over, but into a DISARMER! Nigel storms up to top wristlock Kyle! Cassidy returns but Nigel kicks him first! Nigel suplexes, into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Cassidy holds Nigel so Kyle can AX & SMASH! Okada runs up to UPPERCUT Cassidy, then ROCK Kyle! Okada fires off hands, dodges Cassidy, and then ripcords, but Cassidy dodges! Kyle BOOTS Okada, Cassidy comes back, SHOTGUN ANNIHILATION! The countdown is down again, and fifth up is… ZACK SABRE JR?!

London goes wild as one of the best ever from Rev-Pro, The Front Man of TMDK, and the 2024 G1 Climax Champion, has returned home for another golden opportunity! Cassidy is ready for this as he and ZSJ have unfinished business. Kyle & Cassidy welcome him in but ZSJ chooses to around the way. ZSJ steps in, dodges Cassidy and UPPERCUTS Kyle! ZSJ RAMS Cassidy, suplexes, STUN DOG- NO, ZSJ stops the stunner and NECK TWISTS! Kyle runs up, ZSJ stuffs his takedown, and NECK TWISTS! Nigel storms up and the fans go wild all over again! It’s a sight London never thought they’d see!

The two Englishmen shake hands, and then wrench! ZSJ wrenches, Nigel wrenches, ZSJ rolls, but Nigel wrangles him! ZSJ kips up, kicks free, and UPPERCUTS! Nigel smiles, then UPPERCUTS back! London cheers for “BRITISH WRESTLING!” as the UPPERCUTS go back and forth! Nigel UPPERCUTS again and again, but ZSJ hooks him! Nigel fights the backslide, but ZSJ ducks the lariat! Nigel sits on the roll-up, ONE as ZSJ sunset flips! Nigel rolls through but ZSJ pops him around, TWO!! Nigel escapes and the fans fire up! Okada storms in, DECKS Nigel, then talks smack on ZSJ. ZSJ UPPERCUTS Okada!

ZSJ runs up, Okada pops him up into the REVERSE- NO, ZSJ makes that an IRON OCTOPUS! Okada powers through to still REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Okada drags ZSJ up, scoops and SLAMS, then goes up top! MACHO ELBOW! The fans sing for ZSJ but Okada winds up, for the MIDDLE FINGER~! The fans give it back, and Okada grins at ZSJ. ZSJ BENDS the finger! ZSJ trips Okada, ties up the legs, INDIAN DEATHLOCK! ZSJ says deuces, d*ckhead! But Kyle KICKS ZSJ! And KICKS! And KICKS! ZSJ blocks one, and he reels Kyle in for a COBRA TWIST! ZSJ has two men caught but the countdown is done! Sixth out is… Roderick Strong!

The Savior of the Backbreaker can no longer complain he didn’t get his shot, because here he comes! ZSJ lets Kyle go but still has Okada in the deathlock. Roddy CHOPS ZSJ off his feet, but that ends up hurting Okada, too! Roddy KICKS away on Kyle, ZSJ lets Okada go. Roddy gets around ZSJ to atomic SLAM! Then he catches Kyle, to SLAM him onto ZSJ! Roddy runs up at Cassidy, blocks a kick, and YANKS him into a BACKBREAKER! Roddy brings Kyle up, underhooks, TIGER- GUILLOTINE! Okada DROPKICKS Kyle, Roddy hits a BACKBREAKER! And the countdown’s done again? Lucky seven is MARK BRISCOE!

The fans fire up again as the ROH World Champion runs out, Conglomeration now three men strong! Mark dodges Roddy to UPPERCUT Okada! CHOP for Roddy! Repeat! ROLLING ELBOW takes down Okada! Roddy waistlocks, Mark breaks free to PELE! ZSJ returns, he RAMS Mark, and he whips. Mark DIVES onto Okada! ZSJ BOOTS Kyle, wrenches, PELE- NO, Kyle blocks to ANKLE LOCK! ZSJ reels Kyle in to headlock but Kyle SAIDOS free! Mark sees ZSJ bail out, and he BLOCKBUSTERS to the floor! Mark fires up and high-fives the fans, then he storms in to DECK Nigel! And CHOP Roddy! Cassidy passes a chair to Kyle for him to set it up!

Mark builds speed, and he uses the chair to FLY! Down goes Nigel and Roddy! The fans are thunderous, the countdown is done again, and number eight is… HANGMAN ADAM PAGE! The Black Hat Cowboy warned the entire world that if you’re in his way, he runs you over, and he’s about to run a lot of people over! Hangman even gets pyro! The Conglomeration stands together, and Cassidy DIVES, but Hangman SHOVES him down! Hangman ROCKS Kyle, ROCKS Mark, repeat! Hangman whips Mark into Kyle, then short arm LARIATS Mark! DISCUS ELBOW for Kyle, then DEATH VALLEY DRIVER onto Mark!

The fans fire up with Hangman, and he DUMPS ZSJ out! Hangman ROCKS ZSJ, runs, but Okada is there! So Hangman TOSSES Okada out! Hangman triangle jumps, LARIAT for ZSJ! Hangman CLUBS Okada, Cassidy leaps, but Hangman catches him! FALL AWAY SLAM! Kip up and PLANCHA, down goes Okada! BOOT for Nigel! POP-UP APRON POWERBOMB for Roddy!! Hangman aims at Cassidy, BUCKSH- NO, Cassidy dodges! ORANGE- NO, Hangman ducks and Alabama Lifts! DEADEYE!! Cover, Mark breaks it!! And the countdown is done! Number nine is… DOUBLE J! The fans are all fired up for Jeff Jarrett!

The Last Outlaw has his guitar and wife Karen as he makes his way out, but he better hustle if he wants to stop Hangman’s rampage. Hangman stares Jarrett down, these gunslingers ready for a shootout! Karen holds onto the guitar, Jarrett storms into the ring, and the fans fire up as the hands start flying! Jarrett gets the edge, then DECKS Hangman! And DECKS Roddy! And DECKS Okada! Jarrett DECKS Cassidy, DECKS Nigel, and DECKS Kyle! He DECKS ZSJ, ROCKS Roddy, DECKS Mark, then DECKS Roddy! Jarrett goes after Hangman with UPPERCUTS, then he struts! The fans cheer, and then Jarrett ROCKS Hangman again!

Jarrett climbs up, and he rains down fists! The fans count along, Jarrett goes all the way to nine, but Hangman POWERBOMBS him outside! Jarrett’s body wipes out all the others, and Hangman shouts to stay outta his way! But then Karen is on the apron and shouting at him! Hangman grabs Karen by her mouth and tells her to shut it! The ref reprimands, but the countdown is done! Number 10 is… RICOCHET!?!? AEW grabs up another hot free agent, and now The One & Only is All Elite! Ricochet swaggers his way down the ramp so he can take his time hearing London go nuts all over again! And there’s pyro!

Ricochet slides in, right under Hangman! Then he rolls off Hangman’s back, ducks under a lariat, handsprings and RANAS! Then he kips up, vibes, and DROPKICKS Hangman out! The fans are electric as Ricochet dodges Kyle, kicks and whips, but Kyle reverses. Ricochet trips Kyle up into buckles, and corner 619s! Ricochet jumps over Mark to BOOT, then he GAMANGIRIS Kyle! Ricochet springboards, FLYING LARIAT! Ricochet HANDSPRING KICKS Roddy down into Mark! The fans fire up as Ricochet goes up and up and SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STARS!! Down goes the field and the fans are electric again!

Ricochet brings Roddy up, CHOPS him, then he BOOTS Hangman! Ricochet brings Hangman around, ROCKS him, and puts him in the ring. Ricochet goes to a corner, goes up and up and “This is Awesome!” Hangman ROCKS Ricochet first, and the countdown is done! Number 11 is… CHRISTIAN CAGE!? He always did say the trios titles were just his way back to the world title, so now that he has no titles, here he is again! Ricochet fights the superplex while Christian hobbles down the ramp. Ricochet shoves Hangman down, then SUPER CROSSBODIES Christian at the ramp! The fans fire up as Ricochet tells Christian off!

Ricochet hurries in, dodges Roddy and SCREW HIGH KICKS! But Hangman slingshots, BUCKSHOT on Ricochet!! Cover, Okada breaks it! Okada and Hangman already had a tense relationship from Blood & Guts, and now these two start firing forearms! Hangman gets the edge, whips, but Okada reverses to DROPKICK! Okada brings Hangman up, but Hangman Alabama Lifts! Okada slips free, but Hangman LARIATS first! Hangman reloads on the apron, but Karen grabs his foot! Hangman glares at her, but doesn’t see Jarrett storm up! Jarrett taps Hangman on the shoulder, Hangman looks at him, SMASH HIT with the guitar!!

Down goes Hangman and the fans are thunderous! But Okada ripcords Jarrett! RAINMAKER!! But ZSJ runs up! Okada backslides him, short arm LARIAT! And then a ripcord, RAIN- NO, ZSJ slips around, ARMBAR!! The others scramble, Cassidy ghost pins ZSJ! TWO!!! ZSJ escapes, ORANGE PUNCH for Okada! ORANGE- NO, ZSJ ducks the punch to O’Conner Roll, JAPANESE BRIDGE! TWO!! EURO CLUTCH, TWO!! ZSJ fires up, the fans are with him, but the ORANGE PUNCH hits!! Roddy runs up, Cassidy dodges, tilt-o-whirls, but Roddy hits END OF HEARTACHE!! But FROGGY-BOW from Mark!

Nigel has Mark, Mark BODY BLOWS! Mark reels Nigel in, underhooks, but Nigel fights it! Nigel wrenches, whips, Mark reverses. Nigel headstands, BOOTS, but Kyle KNEES Nigel! Mark and Kyle call their shot! Mark Electric Chair Lifts and Kyle climbs, but Nigel slips free! Nigel shoves Mark into Kyle! Then he has Kyle for the LONDON TOWER!! Cover on Kyle, TWO!!! Kyle survives but the fans fire up! Nigel builds speed, but the STRONG KNEE hits! Kyle shoves Roddy, Nigel YOYO LARIATS!! Christian SPEARS Nigel!! But the countdown is done, and number 12 is… LUCHASAURUS!? And yes, he is USING the name Luchasaurus!!

The fans are thunderous as the man-dinosaur has liberated himself from Christian! Christian begs for mercy, but Luchasaurus choke grips KYLE?! To CHOKE SLAM him!! And he drags Christian up, to put on Kyle?!?! CHRISTIAN WINS?!?!

Winner: Christian Cage, by pinfall (has a guaranteed title shot whenever he wants)

What rubbish is this!? Luchasaurus takes back his name, as just some sort of teenage rebellion? He hands Christian this win on a silver platter, and now Christian has his golden ticket that he can cash-in at any time he wants! Hangman sits up and realizes what just happened, and is just as stunned as anyone else. Nick & Mother Wayne reappear to celebrate with Christian, when and where will The Patriarchy strike?

 

AEW “American” Championship: MJF VS Will Ospreay!

Maxwell Jacob Friedman insists that he is an American Hero, that AEW deserves both a champion and championship that represents “The Only Country That Matters,” and that this match, MJF VS Ospreay Part 2, is one of the biggest matches you could possibly get. Well, one out of three isn’t bad. But MJF also likes to say it is facts over feelings. Then will MJF have to accept the fact that he is not the best wrestler in the world? Or will he find a way to survive the Aerial Assassin?

Speaking of assassins, Ospreay has a breakdance troupe help plug the next Assassin’s Creed video game, Assassin’s Creed: Shadows, as well as narration from Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Ezio has heard the legend of the rogue assassin. Born of this very soil, its fog in his skin, and its way of life in his soul. It is here where Ospreay found his calling. That calling led him to the Land of the Rising Sun, and in following the steps of Japanese legends, he took to the skies and became a warrior elevated above them all. Greater challenge awaited him in the west, a new continent to conquer, and yet… He has lost his course.

The weapons he possesses have been forsaken, “plagued by the crimes of a false patriot. Doubt clouds your mission. But, on this night, where your journey began, you must remember what made you. For all the paths you have traveled, all who you have defeated, now more than ever before, seek the wisdom of our creed revealed in these words: We work in the dark to serve the light. We are assassins.” With that, Ospreay makes his entrance, ready to return to his roots! And he gets a lot of pyro! As for MJF, he has various young ladies waving the stars and stripes as he walks out in an Uncle Sam Ric Flair fusion get-up.

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who brings this title home!

The bell rings and the fans are already thunderous for “OSPREAY~, OSPREAY OSPREAY OSPREAY~!” MJF and Ospreay stare down, then run up to fire hands! The fans fire up, MJF gets the edge then puts stank on it, only for Ospreay to counter punch! Ospreay fires shots again and again, then puts MJF in a corner. The ref counts, backs Ospreay up, but MJF gets a cheap shot in! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but MJF runs up on Ospreay. Ospreay TOSSES MJF out, then PLANCHAS! Down goes MJF and the fans fire up again! Ospreay goes to the apron as fans rally, but MJF YANKS him down!

MJF puts Ospreay in, he salutes, but the fans boo. Ospreay runs up to BOOT MJF down! Ospreay builds speed to handspring and SASUKE SPECIAL! Down goes MJF and the fans are thunderous again! Ospreay drags MJF up, puts him in, then aims from a corner. The fans rally as Ospreay runs up, HIDDEN- NO, MJF dodges! Ospreay almost runs into the ref, and then MJF CLOBBERS Ospreay! MJF CLAWS the eyes, the ref counts, but MJF HAMMERS away on Ospreay. MJF TOSSES Ospreay out, soaks up heat, and then he goes out after Ospreay. MJF CLAWS Ospreay’s back, then whips him hard into railing!

MJF makes Ospreay take a seats, so he can BITE Ospreay’s forehead! MJF leaves Ospreay behind long enough to refresh the count, then he runs up to BOOT Ospreay! Ospreay sputters, MJF soaks up more heat, and MJF brings Ospreay around. Ospreay ROCKS MJF, ROCKS him again, then BOOTS MJF down! Ospreay runs, but MJF BACKDROPS him to the floor! MJF puts Ospreay in, covers, ONE!! Ospreay’s tougher than that but MJF drags him into a chinlock. Ospreay endures, the fans rally, and Ospreay fights up, Ospreay fires body shots, then ROCKS MJF! Ospreay calls his shot, springboards, but MJF stops the cutter!

MJF gut wrenches, Ospreay victory rolls it, TWO! MJF has it now, TWO! Ospreay has it back, TWO! Both men stand, Ospreay slips around to go up, POISON- NO, MJF stops that and brings Ospreay back up! MJF spins Ospreay to POWER BREAKER! Cover, TWO! Ospreay survives and MJF is frustrated already. MJF scuffs Ospreay, talks smack on the fans, then scuffs Ospreay again. MJF slaps Ospreay around, but Ospreay PELES! The fans fire up, Ospreay calls his shot again, but MJF throws Ospreay down by his hair! The ref reprimands and fans boo but MJF just soaks up the heat. MJF then hits the kangaroo stance!

The fans boo his mocking reference to last year’s All In, KANGAROO KICK! MJF kips up and soaks up more heat. Ospreay goes to the apron, MJF storms over and brings Ospreay in. MJF slashes his throat, and jumps for HEAT- NO, Ospreay pushes him away! MJF’s leg jams, Ospreay springboards in, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Ospreay reaches up as the fans sing for him, but MJF stands. Ospreay kips up! The fans cheer, MJF swings but Ospreay fires fast hands! Ospreay whips, MJF reverses but Ospreay handsprings! MJF ducks under, then pokes Ospreay in the eyes!

MJF soaks up more heat, flips the fans off and gives some Ravishing Rick Rude hips. But he turns around into the TIGER WALL KICK and ENZIGIRI! Ospreay whips, MJF reverses but Ospreay handsprings, NEURALIZER! Cover, TWO! MJF survives the kick, but the fans rally for Ospreay. Ospreay has to get some leftover streamers out of the way, then he drags MJF up. MJF blow SNOT on Ospreay! Ospreay Kawada Kicks away! Then he SNOTS MJF, and STANDING SKY TWISTER! Cover, TWO! MJF bails out, but the fans rally as Ospreay starts with “OI! OI! OI!” Ospreay builds speed and SASUKE SPECIALS again!

But MJF catches it! TOMBSTONE to the floor!! The fans go nuts while both men are down! The ref checks both men, and both men are okay to continue. The fans rally up, MJF slips into the ring, and then he tells Ospreay, “You think you’re special because you can flip? Anybody can flip, you POS!” MJF then goes to the apron, aims, and ASAI MOONSAULTS! Ospreay dodges, and catches MJF for a SPANISH FLY!! The fans are thunderous while both men are down again! But hey, MJF did prove himself right. Ospreay drags MJF up, puts him in the ring and then puts him on the top rope! Ospreay goes up a corner, to GUILLOTINE SHOOTING STAR!! Cover, TWO!!

The fans are thunderous and Ospreay is snarling! Ospreay drags MJF up, and are their fans actually dueling? Ospreay underhooks, Canadian Rack, but MJF pops free! CROSS RHODES?!? Cover, TWO!! MJF shouts out an American Nightmare, but he couldn’t finish this story. MJF looms over Ospreay, drags him up, and calls his shot! BRAIN- STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! And OSCUTTER! Cover, TWO!! MJF survives but the fans fire up again! BUZZSAW! MULE KICK! And SUPER OSCUTTER!!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! A miscalculation by Ospreay and MJF survives! Ospreay is frustrated, will he really need that move to end this?

The fans rally as hard as they can, and Ospreay storms around. Ospreay drags MJF up, underhooks him, but MJF slips up and out again! So Ospreay back suplexes! MJF lands, his leg jams, so Ospreay goes for it! But MJF was lying! He steps over to JUMPING PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay barely gets the shoulder up and the fans fire up! Both men are down as Ospreay writhes and MJF catches his breath. “This is Awesome!” as Ospreay reaches up again. The ref checks both men, and MJF rises up. MJF brings Ospreay in, but Ospreay cradles! TWO!! MJF escapes, but Ospreay SUPERKICKS! Ospreay underhooks, but again MJF slips free!

MJF blocks a kick, and ROLLING ELBOWS! Ospreay falls right to the mat! MJF aims from a corner, winds up, but Ospreay slips through the lariat to underhook, STORMBREAKER!! Cover, TWO!!! MJF survives and the fans are saying it now, “TIGER DRIVER!” Ospreay rises up, and he thinks it over. He goes to his other weapon, and he takes off the elbow pad! MJF flops over to bail out of the ring. The fans boo but Ospreay gets another idea. Ospreay goes out after MJF, and uses the corner, for the APRON OSC- FLOP as MJF moves back! MJF shakes out the stars, and he goes up the corner now! MJF grins, LONG ISLAND SUNRISE on the apron!!!

The fans lose their minds as MJF shouts out his former brochacho, baybay! MJF leaves Ospreay behind so the ring count can start. We hit 5 of 10, MJF wants it to go faster! Ospreay sits up at 7, flounders at 8, but he’s still down! Ospreay springs in at 9.99!! MJF is beside himself but the fans are thunderous! The fans sing for Ospreay again and MJF is even angrier now. MJF is practically foaming at the mouth, and he drags Ospreay up. MJF takes aim, he’s copying Ospreay! But then Ospreay copies MJF as he falls over! MJF insults London and Ospreay by saying their boy is a clod, then he salutes. MJF stalks Ospreay to the apron and brings him up.

MJF says “God Bless America!” HEAT- NO, Ospreay shoves him away again! MJF runs up, Ospreay moves aside, and he SUPERKICKS MJF in the ropes! And now APRON OSCUTTER!! The fans are thunderous again while both men are down! Ospreay clutches his shoulder, but the fans declare “This is Awesome!” The ref wants Doc Sampson to be on standby, and now MJF says his neck hurts, too. The ring count starts, but Ospreay sees a target! Ospreay takes aim, to FLYING HIDDEN BLADE!! MJF DUCKS, the cameraman takes the hit!! The fans lose their minds and Ospreay checks the poor guy. MJF grabs the title belt!

MJF sneaks into the ring with the belt, Ospreay and the others are still worried about the cameraman. Ospreay reluctantly goes back to the ring, and MJF BELT- NO, Ospreay gets around to HOOK SHOT! The fans fire up and Ospreay takes aim again! HIDDEN- BELT SHOT!! MJF still hits the mark, covers, TWO?!?! Ospreay survives, but MJF just hurries to BRAINBUSTER!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Ospreay survives again and London is electric because MJF is shocked! MJF is about to cry in frustration, but he decides to copy Ospreay after all! Ospreay sits up, but then he DUCKS MJF’s Hidden Blade! MJF almost hits the ref, and gets mad at the ref!?

Ospreay CLOBBERS MJF into the ref!! That’s not good! Ospreay sees what happened, and MJF hurries to bring Ospreay around! MJF BITES Ospreay’s forehead, then reels him in! MJF underhooks the arms! The fans boo, MJF shouts for it, but Ospreay wrenches out to kick low! Ospreay underhooks and the fans are going nuts! MJF tries to fight free but he can’t! So he just LOW BLOWS!! Both men are down and the fans boo, but MJF grins as he goes to ropes. MJF reaches into his trunks, he brings out plaster knuckles! MJF aims, but a hooded man storms up onto the apron! He stops MJF from using the knuckles, then DECKS him!

REVEAL: it’s DANIEL GARCIA!! MJF has seen a ghost, and London is thunderous! MJF takes another swing, Garcia dodges, and MJF says he’ll get him for this! But Ospreay rises, and takes off the elbow pad! HIDDEN BLADE!!! London is erupting as Ospreay drags MJF up! Ospreay reels MJF in, then underhooks the arms! Everyone goes wild for the TIGER DRIVER 91!!!! Cover, the ref flounders around! The count finally starts, Ospreay WINS!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall (NEW AEW “American” Champion)

Justice has been served! Red Death avenges himself, and Ospreay takes back this title! However, he won’t touch MJF’s belt, and in comes Christopher Daniels! Daniels has a bag, and out he pulls the bright and shiny INTERNATIONAL Championship! Ospreay has set things right in the world of AEW, will he take this title to even higher heights?

 

AEW TBS Championship: Mercedes Mone w/ Kamille VS Britt Baker!

The CEO came to AEW, and she soon grabbed up the belts she felt were meant for her. But now, The Two Belt Boss faces a returning and determined DMD, who wants to make history as the first woman to have held both AEW Women’s World and TBS Championships in her career. What was meant to be a great first-time-ever has turned into a grudge match with gold on the line, who will be the true Face of TBS?

Britt gets a lot of pyro for her entrance, but Mone is brought in by a carriage, with corgis by her side! Kamille opens the door for Mone, then carries the NJPW Strong Women’s Championship for her as they go to the ring. The introductions are made, the teal title is raised, and it is time for someone to put their money where their mouth is!

The bell rings and the fans are torn. Mone pie faces Britt, but Britt goes for the arm! Mone goes to ropes, and Kamille grabs her hand! The ref reprimands, Britt lets go, and Mone sucker punches her! Britt runs up, Mone dodges, hurdles, then drops. Britt stays up but Mone DROPKICKS her down! The fans are torn as Mone swaggers, and then Mone whips. Britt ducks ‘n’ dodges, then turns hip toss into arm-drag and takedown, into RINGS OF SATURN, but Mone scrambles! Kamille helps Mone get the ROPEBREAK! Britt lets go, Mone scrambles out, and Kamille carries her in on her shoulders while Mone calls for a timeout!

The fans boo but Britt waits. Kamille sets Mone back on the apron, and Mone holds up the TBS Championship. “You’ll never get this, Britt! Never!” The ref tells Mone to step inside, and Mone does. Britt runs up, goes after Mone in a corner, but the ref counts. Britt lets off, then runs back in. Mone ELBOWS Britt, goes up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAGS, hits a takedown, but Britt slips out to RINGS OF SATURN! Mone fights, slips free, jackknife bridges, TWO as Britt bridges up! Britt spins, reels Mone in, but Mone fights the lift! Mone then RAMS Britt into a corner! Mone digs her shoulder in but the ref reprimands.

The ref counts, Mone lets off at 4, and the fans duel, “C E O!” “D M D!” Mone bumps Britt off buckles, fires forearms, then lets off. The ref reprimands, but then Britt SUPERKICKS Mone! Britt goes up, but Kamille gets her attention! Mone GAMANGIRIS Britt! The fans boo the Brickhouse but she smiles as her boss gives Britt a TOP ROPE BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Britt survives but Mone paces around her. Mone drags Britt up, whips her to a corner hard, and Britt falls! Mone drags Britt up, CLUBS Britt’s back, and she TOSSES Britt out! Mone argues with the ref, Kamille stomps Britt, but then hurries away.

The fans boo more, but Mone goes out to drag Britt into the ring. Cover, TWO! Mone is annoyed, but she KNEES Britt in the back. Mone soaks up the cheers and jeers, and she drags Britt up. Mone whips Britt to scoop and SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Britt stays in this and Mone grows frustrated. The fans continue to rally and Britt rises up. Mone storms up on Britt but Britt ROCKS her! And ROCKS her again! Mone wrenches, scoops, slingshot and BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Britt stays in this, the fans rally, but Mone brings Britt up, for another slingshot BACKBREAKER! And this time, Mone puts on the pressure!

Britt endures, the fans rally, and Britt fires knees! Britt CLUBS Mone, KNEES her, so Mone shoves her down! Mone brings Britt up, Britt ELBOWS first! And ELBOWS again! Ripcord and ROLLING ELBOEW! Mone wobbles, Britt brings her in, FISHERMAN- NO, the back gives up! Mone KICKS Britt, wrenches and reels her in, to snap suplex! Una Amiga! Mone brings Britt up to DOS AMIGAS! The fans boo the Latina Heat, but Mone still THREE AMIGAS! Cover, TWO! Mone is frustrated again and the fans rally up. The dueling continues and Mone stomps Britt. Mone drags Britt to a drop zone, then goes up and up to DOUBLE KNEE DROP on the back!

Britt writhes, Mone grins, and she goes up again! Kamille says it is all Mone, but Britt stands! Britt SLAPS Mone, fires forearms, and she climbs up. Britt brings Mone up, but Mone fires body shots! The fans rally, Mone scoops, and she SUPER SLAMS Britt down! Mone grins, the fans are torn, and Mone aims to SPLASH onto knees! Britt saves herself and the fans rally up! Mone and Britt slowly rise while the fans fire up. Britt aims, runs, but the back won’t let her! She powers through, CURB- POWERBOMB!! High stack, TWO!! Britt survives so Mone hurries to Gory- NO, Britt powers out and pushes Mone! CUTTER!! Both women are down after Britt strikes outta nowhere!

The fans fire up as a standing count begins. Kamille coaches Mone as both women go to corners. They stand at 5 of 10, and Mone runs up! Britt dodges, the knees hit buckles! Mone still stalks Britt, but Britt elbows her, ripcords, and ROLLING ELBOWS! Britt fires up to run and NECKBREAKER DROP! Then she gets going again, to SLINGBLADE! Britt drags Mone up, reels her in to underhook and BUTTERFLY FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Mone survives and Kamille applauds. The fans are torn, but Britt brings out the glove! Britt puts the glove on, and she spells it out, “D! M! D!” Britt clamps onto Mone, but Mone flails!

Mone fights off the gloved hand, makes it a cover, TWO! Mone keeps that arm, drags Britt up, STRAITJACKET NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Mone shrieks in frustration but the fans rally up. Mone sees the glove, and she decides to put it on! Kamille likes where this is going but the fans don’t. The fans boo but Mone CLUBS Britt. Mone brings Britt up, puts one out, but Britt Alabama Lifts, AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO!! Mone survives, but Britt snatches back her glove! Britt rains down fists on Mone, puts that glove on, and the fans fire up! Britt says let’s try that again. She drags Mone up, Alabama Lifts, but Mone slips through!

Mone hooks Britt, MONEY MAKE- NO, Britt flips it to a cover! TWO!! Mone runs up, blocks the lariat and hits a BACKSTABBER! The fans duel again, “C E O!” “D M D!” Mone drags Britt to a corner, goes up, then stomps away on Britt from above! The ref reprimands, Mone lets off, and then she brings Britt around. Britt UPPERCUTS! And SUPERKICKS! Mone wobbles, Britt climbs! Britt fires forearms, then she goes to the very top! But Mone fires body shots! The fans duel more as Mone scoops again! SUPER- HEADLOCK TAKEOVER!! Britt covers, TWO!! Mone survives and the fans fire up again!

Britt rises, as does Mone, CURB STOMP!! Cover, Kamile gives Mone the ROPEBREAK! The fans boo, and Britt is beside herself! Britt wants after the insurance policy, but Kamille slips Mone the TBS title while taunting Britt with the NJPW Strong one! The ref says Britt needs to leave Kamille alone, and then Mone runs up! But the ref sees her and stops her!! The ref and Mone tug-o-war, and the ref takes the belt away! Mone tries to take it back, Kamille slides in, but Britt SUPERKICKS her first! Brit then snatches the NJPW Strong belt! Britt throws it back to Kamille, and then plays dead! Britt is shouting out Eddie, Mone’s childhood hero!

The fans cheer for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” and the ref tells Kamille she’s OUTTA HERE! Kamille is furious, Mone is beside herself, and the fans sing, “HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE~!” Britt smiles and waves bye to Kamille, and Britt goes to the corner. Mone runs up, but Britt catches her! BUCKLE SHOT! And then Britt goes up, to PANAMA SUNRISE!! And then a CURB STOMP!! Cover, TWO?!?! Mone survives and Britt can’t believe it! The fans rally even harder, and Britt clamps on! RINGS OF SATURN, but Mone pulls Britt’s hair! Mone desperately fights around, reaches out, but Britt rolls her away! LOCK JAW!!! But Mone BITES the hand!!!

Britt lets go, Mone ghost pins! TWO!! Britt has the arms, drags Mone around, and then backslides her, TWO!! Mone and Britt bridge up to stand, and Mone changes the hooks to HOTSHOT Britt, and then BACKBREAKER! And then Gory Especial, for the MONEY MAKER!!! Cover, Mone wins!

Winner: Mercedes Mone, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

Britt made it through the Brickhouse but she couldn’t snatch the gold away! Mone is still the Face of TBS, but she has a short time to shift gears. The NJPW Strong Women’s Championship will be on the line this Friday, August 30th! Mone just went All In, but will she be ready for a Capital Collision?

 

AEW TNT Championship Coffin Match: Jack Perry VS Darby Allin!

The Scapegoat has gone on and on about sacrificing for the greater good of wrestling, but The Relentless One says he does that every night he wrestles! Will Darby be the one to teach Jack the true meaning of that word? Or will Jack be the one that finally puts Darby down for good?

Darby skates down, flips off the camera, and he’s looking like Pinhead from Hellraiser with tacks glued to his face!  As for the Face of TNT, he drags a body bag to the ring, his jab at Darby’s old habits. The introductions are made, but Darby DIVES onto Jack! The ref rings the bell and Darby drags Jack up to whip him into railing! Darby grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Jack on the back! And SMACKS him again! The fans sing for Darby as he SMACKS Jack again! Darby sits the chair up, makes Jack take a seat, and then GRINDS the face tacks into Jack’s forehead! Darby says look, real thumbtacks! Darby then goes up, to SUPER MISSILE DROPKICK!

Jack goes tumbling away and the fans are thunderous for Darby! Darby drags Jack over to the coffin, opens it up, and shoves him! Jack stops from falling in, and he SLAPS Darby! But the tacks just hurt Jack’s hands! Offense and defense in one! Darby RAMS Jack into the apron! Darby drags the coffin around, stands it up, and then drags Jack up. Darby SLAPS Jack, goes into the ring and builds speed again, to DIVE, but only into the coffin! The fans lose their minds and Jack grins as he gets the better of Darby’s reckless style. Jack then sets the coffin right-side-up, and back suplexes Darby onto the lid! Darby writhes and flounders away!

The fans boo but Jack stalks Darby. Jack drags Darby up and into the ring, scuffs him, then CHOPS him! Darby falls, Jack scuffs Darby some more, then goes out to soak up heat. Jack looks under the ring, and he brings a black bag out, with “SCAPEGOAT” written right on it. Jack goes in, and he pours out broken glass! And yes, it’s real broken glass. Jack smiles, the fans sing “OH~ Cry Me a River~” to hearken back to last year. Jack revels in it all, and he drags Darby up and in. But Darby fights the lift to back drop Jack onto the glass! The fans fire up as Darby has his skateboard, to SKATER STOMP Jack! Jack writhes in the glass!

Jack is bleeding from all the little cuts on his body, and he goes to the apron. Darby goes up the corner, fans chant “F C M PUNK! F C M PUNK!” Darby brings Jack around, but Jack trips Darby up! Darby hits top turnbuckle and then falls to the floor! Darby clutches his hip, the fans cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” and Jack goes looking for more plunder. Jack has scotch tape! Jack uses the tape to bind Darby’s hands! Jack CLUBS Darby over and over, then THROWS him into railing! Darby staggers, Jack takes a fan’s drink and SPLASHES Darby with it! Jack CLUBS Darby down again, and Darby is busted open!

Jack drags Darby to the coffin, but Darby RAMS into him! Darby staggers away, Jack runs up, btu Darby sends him into steel steps! Darby goes up to COFFIN SPLASH! Down goes Jack and the fans fire up! Darby snarls through the crimson mask as he drags Jack into the coffin! Jack blocks with his legs, then BOOTS Darby away! Jack escapes the coffin, soaks up more heat, and then goes up the ramp. Darby chases Jack down! Darby grabs Jack’s hair, Jack throws body shots! They go up the ramp, Jack gets Darby up and he POWERBOMBS Darby! Darby writhes and Jack takes Darby’s belt off him! Jack uses that studded strap to LASH Darby!

Jack uses Darby’s belt to bind the legs! Jack mocks Darby hopping around, and then scuffs him! Darby teeters at the edge of the ramp, so Jack THROWS him down! Darby crashes down through a table!! The fans lose their minds again while Doc Sampson checks Darby in the wreckage. Jack fetches his body bag and he brings it over. Jack opens it up, drags Darby from the wreckage and into the bag! Jack zips it up, then he stands on Darby’s face before dragging him back to the coffin! The fans are torn but Jack lifts the lid. Jack drags Darby up to dump him in! Darby struggles, finds the opening, and he sits up! Darby’s like a zombie!

The fans fire up as Darby wriggles, so Jack KNEES Darby down! Jack SLAMS the lid shut, Jack wins!

Winner: Jack Perry (still AEW TNT Champion)

Sacrifice? Hard to say. But Jack showed Darby how vicious and cruel he can be! He calls to the back, and The Bucks walk out with a huge canister! The fans boo, we know that’s full of gasoline! Er, petrol for the UK! Jack is all smiles now because he opens the lid, and Nick just DUMPS the gasoline all over Darby! Then the rest is poured on the lid! Jack gets a lighter out! But wait! The lights go out!? The rain, the lightning, it’s STIIIIIIING~! The Icon may have retired, but he wasn’t about to let this go down! Matt & Nick are furious, too, because they “retired” him at Revolution! Sting storms in, bat in hand, and he stares The Elite down!

Matt runs up, he gets hit! Nick runs up, he gets hit! Jack SMACKS Sting with a chair, and that just pisses Sting off! The fans tell Jack he messed up, so Jack runs away! Sting grabs Matt, then he grabs Nick, DOUBLE SCORPION DEAETH DROP!! The fans are thunderous as Sting saves his friend from going up in flames! But with Jack still the Face of TNT, who will be next to step to The Scapegoat? As for Darby, will he just have to refocus and prepare for Grand Slam in September?

 

AEW World Championship Title VS Career: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Bryan Danielson!

This match is not just a main event world title match. This match is not just a story of two men’s legacies connecting. And this match is not just a historic moment. This match is going to be career-defining! Bryan has said that one way or another, his in-ring career is coming to an end, to the point that if he loses, it ends tonight! But The Realest says there won’t be a choice, he’s slaying The American Dragon once and for all! Will Swerve grow his legacy by ending Bryan’s? Or will this simply be where Bryan reinvigorates his mind, body and love of wrestling?

Naturally, the only song Bryan could make his entrance to tonight is “THE FINAL COUNTDOWN~!” Bryan has Brie and their children right at ringside for moral support, and all of Wembley Stadium is chanting “YES! YES! YES!” But then for Swerve’s entrance, DJ Whoo Kid is here! He asks if The UK is in the house! Then one question: Whose House? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Prince Nana then leads the way as “Swerve VIII” enters, adorned in ring gear that commemorates the icons he ripped apart to become champion. Then Swerve has Flash Garments and a slew of other icons rapping his theme’s remix live and in person!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and the stakes are as high as they can be as we see who is truly THE best today.

The bell rings and the fans are thunderous already! Swerve grins as he stares down with Bryan, and the two circle. The fans continue with “YES! YES! YES!” and the two tie up. Swerve headlocks, hits a takeover, but Bryan headscissors. Swerve kips free and CHOPS! Bryan CHOSP back! Swerve scowls, Bryan CHOPS again! Bryan headlocks, hits a takeover, but Swerve headscissors. Bryan kips free, the CHOPS go back and forth again! The fans fire up as the two go forehead to forehead. But then Swerve glances at Brie. So Bryan fires forearms! Bryan whips, Swerve reverses and hip tosses!

Swerve gator rolls Bryan, but Bryan knees the suplex to WRING Swerve’s arm out! The fans fire up while Swerve clutches that shoulder. Bryan KICKS the arm, drags Swerve up and wrenches to wrangle Swerve. Swerve fights the omoplata, and slips through to get both legs! CATAPULT, and Bryan goes up and out! Swerve hurries to the apron to BOOT! Bryan falls, Swerve steps back in, and then Swerve builds speed! Swerve handsprings but Bryan avoids the attack! Bryan WRECKS Swerve with a dropkick, then he resets to SPRINGBOARD CANNONBALL! The fans are thunderous with “YES! YES! YES!” as Bryan hits the mark!

Bryan puts Swerve in, climbs a corner, and he FLYING KNEES the arm! Swerve writhes again, but Bryan isolates the arm to STOMP it! Swerve goes to a corner, Bryan CHOPS, then KICKS! And CHOPS! And KICKS! Bryan whips, Swerve reverses, but Bryan goes up and over! Bryan keeps moving, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Swerve scoops to BACKBREAKER! Gator roll, suplex, and SLAM! The fans cheer while both men are down! Nana keeps the “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve scowls as Bryan goes to a corner. Swerve storms up, but Bryan boots! Swerve blocks, puts the leg in ropes and UPPERCUTS!

Swerve goes side to side to SHOTGUN the leg! Bryan falls, Swerve says that’s just the first. Swerve goes to Bryan, brings him up, wrenches an arm and arm-drags Bryan down! Swerve drops KNEES on the arm! Bryan writhes, Swerve says that’s two now. Swerve goes back to Bryan, whips him to a corner hard, and Bryan falls back! Swerve then goes up a corner, but Bryan ROCKS him! Swerve hops down, he fires a forearm back, but Bryan CHOPS! Swerve SLAPS Bryan, Bryan SLAPS back, the fans fire up as it is a SLAP fight with the ropes between them! Bryan climbs up to HANGING TRIANGLE HOLD!

The ref counts, but Swerve drags Bryan up and over, then fireman’s carries! Bryan still pulls the bad arm, Swerve tries to shake free, and in doing so, Bryan’s feet hit the ref in the face! The ref staggers away, and Swerve calls to Nana! Nana has the ring bell!? DEATH VALLEY DRIVER onto the bell!!! Between that and the apron, fans lose their minds over what Swerve just did to Bryan! Swerve rolls in, and he soaks up the heat. The ref only knows Bryan is down, so he starts a ring count. Nana keeps the “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” going, and we see Bryan is busted open from somewhere on the back or side of his head!

Bryan sits up, clutching his neck and shoulder, another concerning area. The count is 5 of 10 but Bryan still struggles. Bryan flops over at 8, but he manages to spring in at 9! Swerve asks why Bryan even bothered, and then he stomps Bryan! “Why we gotta do this? His family’s watching, why’s he gotta do this to his family?” Swerve then grins as he goes up the corner, to FALLING UPPERCUT! Swerve hits the Griddy but the fans boo. Swerve then adds insult to injury as he has Bryan’s wrists. Swerve looms over Bryan, but then realizes he can do Bryan one better. Swerve drags Bryan out of the ring, and right over to the Danielsons!

Swerve DRAGON STOMPS away on Bryan, and Brie covers the children’s eyes! But Swerve says, “Isn’t this what you want? You want Daddy to come home, I’m giving that to you!” Swerve says they can thank him later. Nana does his dance then moves on. Swerve drags Bryan up, the ring count climbs, and Swerve pushes Bryan in. Swerve then has Bryan against the corner, and he smears Bryan’s blood into his own face! The fans tell Swerve he’s sick as he punches down on Bryan. Swerve stands Bryan up, hoists him to the very top, and then he climbs up behind him. Swerve goes to the very top, brings Bryan up, and SUPER OLYMPIC SLAMS!!

Bryan flounders, and Swerve also suffers a bit, but it is Birdie who is in tears seeing her dad like this. Swerve rises, goes up, KILL- NO, Bryan catches the legs to roll through! REGAL STRETCH!! Swerve endures, pries at the hands, and he bends fingers! Bryan lets the legs go, Swerve straight arm- NO, Bryan slips free to waistlock! Swerve switches, O’Conner but Bryan rolls through The UP KICK hits, but Bryan comes back to LARIAT!! The fans are thunderous while both men are down! The fans rally as hard as they can as both men stand. Swerve UPPERCUTS, UPPERCUTS, and then UPPER- NO, Bryan backslides! TWO!!

Swerve stands, Bryan ducks ‘n’ dodges to LEPAING LARIAT! The fans fire up as Swerve goes to a corner. Bryan huffs ‘n’ puffs and rises again, and the fans rally even harder! Bryan runs in corner to corner to DROPKICK! Bryan keeps going, to DROPKICK! And then- SOMERSAULT COMPLETE SHOT from Swerve! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives but Swerve eggs him on. Swerve drags Bryan up, half nelsons, and then BIG- NO, Bryan turns Big Pressure into a victory roll, TWO! Bryan avoids the House Call to hook the arms! Swerve fights up, so Bryan TIGER SUPLEXES! Swerve tumbles, Bryan huffs ‘n’ puffs again, and the fans rally!

Swerve rises, Nana coaches him, but Bryan stands to KICK! And KICK! “YES! YES! YES!” Swerve takes KICK after KICK, then Bryan winds up, to BUZZSAW! Swerve goes to a corner and the fans are thunderous! Birdie is fired up now, and Bryan KICKS Swerve again and again in the corner! Bryan puts Swerve up top, climbs up, and has the arms chicken winged! SUPER TIGER PLEX?!? The fans are electric and Bryan crawls over! Cover, TWO!!! Swerve survives, but Bryan has a wild look in his eyes! Bryan says time to kick his head in!! Bryan grabs the wrists, for the DRAGON STOMPS! “YES! YES! YES!”

Bryan then flips Swerve over, hooks the arms, CATTLE MUTILATION!! Swerve endures the classic, and he fights around. Swerve powers up to lift Bryan, and he flips those arm hooks for a VERTABREAKER!!! Both men are down and the ref has Doc Sampson check Bryan! The neck was a concern for Bryan, and that move is on par with the Tiger Driver. Nana is sure something is broken, but Swerve tells the medics to back off! Swerve wants to keep his promise of breaking Bryan, so he goes up top! K I L L S T O M P!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Bryan survives and the fans are going wild! Swerve is furious, and he takes aim. HOUSE CALL!!

But one is not enough for Swerve! He dares Bryan to sit up, and Bryan does sit up, but in a daze. HOUSE CALL!!! The fans rally as hard as they can for Bryan and boo Swerve just as hard, but Swerve won’t stop. Bryan reaches out for his family, and Swerve just laughs. “Whose House?” HOUSE CALL!!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!? HOW?!?!? Swerve argues with the ref but Wembley Stadium is erupting again! Swerve KICKS Bryan to mock the Yet Kicks! And KICKS! KICKS! KICKS! But these “Swerve Kicks” just piss Bryan off!! Bryan rises, looking at Brie, Birdie & Buddy, and telling them, “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!”

Swerve KICKS, KICKS, KICKS, but Bryan just takes them again and again! Then he SLAPS Swerve!! And SLAPS him! And KICKS, KICKS, KICKS! “YES!! YES!! YES!!” Swerve blocks a kick, but Bryan catches the arm to hit a takedown! TRIANGLE HOLD! ELBOW after ELBOW, and then Bryan PULLS on the arm! But Swerve deadlifts Bryan, only for Bryan to slip free! SHOULDER CAPTURE SUPLEX!! The fans are red hot as Bryan joins in on the “YES! YES! YES!” BUSAIKU KNEE!!! Swerve hits buckles, and just brushes that off!? Swerve laughs, then hits a HOUSE CALL!!!! Swerve hauls Bryan up, full nelsons, and BIG PRESSURE DRIVER!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!?

Swerve is losing his mind, but so are the fans! It’s just in two different ways! The ref defends his count, it’s just that Bryan will not give in! Swerve stalks Bryan as the fans are thunderous with “LET’S GO, BRYAN!” But then Swerve gets them all to boo by mocking the “Yes!” hands. The fans say “NO! NO! NO!” as Swerve goes to a corner. But wait, HANGMAN PAGE is here!? He TOSSES security, and he glares at Swerve! Hangman SHOVES Nana down, more security rushes in, but The Cowboy’s rage is not so easily contained! Swerve taunts Hangman as he is dragged from ringside, but turns into a BUSAIKU KNEE!!!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!

Swerve survives another shot, but this one hurt a lot more than the first! The fans chant “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for giving us this epic battle! Bryan and Swerve knuckle lock as they rise up, and they fire forearms! “This is Awesome!” as the shots go back and forth, no guard! Swerve KICKS, Bryan KICKS, repeat! “YES! YES!” Swerve RISING HEADBUTTS, then HEADBUTTS again! Bryan wants the arm, Swerve slips around, BIG- NO, Bryan arm-drags! Swerve mule kicks, SLAPS, and BOOTS! SOMERSAULT- BUSAIKU KNEE!!! Wembley is going to explode at this rate! Bryan hits a BLINDSIDE BUSAIKU KNEE!!!!

And then Bryan omoplatas! LEBELL LOCK!!!! Swerve endures, flails, reaches out, claws at the grip, and he pries it open! So Bryan just bends and SNAPS Swerve’s fingers! RINGS OF SATURN!!!! Swerve flails, BUT TAPS! BRYAN WINS!!!!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by submission (NEW AEW World Champion)

The Final Countdown plays again, because this is not the final time we see The American Dragon in action! Brie, Birdie & Buddy all cheer from ringside, and Blackpool Combat Club comes out here to join in! Wembley is roaring with emotion, confetti flies in, and pyro flies as Bryan lifts up the world title! Bryan’s legacy continues, once again adorned with gold, how much more amazing will his final run become?


My Thoughts:

An awesome All In, though I really wish AEW would do less overall matches. They quite literally just threw a bunch of people into that 16 Man Tag, I’m a little surprised it wasn’t just a battle royal. At the same time, they still made it a very fun match, mostly from the high spots from the high flyers who weren’t put in the ladder match. Great Mixed Tag, and I am surprised Willow & Ishii won. I was sure Stat & Stoke would cheat to win, but maybe Willow will go with something No Disqualification that is still reasonable. After all, the two of them were a great tag team in Street Fights, something like that would be a fitting end to this feud.

Pretty good 10 Man Tag to wrap Zero Hour, but I figured Team Texas would win. But nothing was really settled, it’ll take the title matches to do that, and those will likely be on ROH TV and/or PPVs, or maybe a Battle of the Belts special. And a great bonus thing with Saraya & Harley talking down to the fans, and then Jamie Hayter making her return was awesome. This probably could’ve been a moment on the main show, if only because more fans in the live audience would’ve seen that. But being a Zero Hour moment, plenty of people still saw it for free on YouTube. Jamie VS Saraya will be a great feud to get Jamie back on TV, and she’ll surely find her way to a title soon after.

Awesome London Ladders match, and I am genuinely surprised Pac’s team won. It does give Pac his moment, and he technically now joins BCC because they’re champions together, which is the oddest part to me. Maybe, just maybe, if there weren’t rumors of Lucha Brothers leaving AEW and going to WWE, maybe this would’ve been Death Triangle returning to prominence. But hey, still cool for Pac in the grand scheme of things. A little surprised by the order of these matches to follow, which feels like something I said the last time AEW did a PPV. But seeing as how they booked the Casino Gauntlet, I can see why they wanted to give Christian Cage time (both kayfabe and shoot) to recover and be ready for that match.

Toni VS Mariah was great, and I appreciate the return of Luther and the use of Mariah May’s mother being upset over Mariah’s evil attitude. And despite how the go-home math had been adding up, it was the right call for Mariah to win out, because that is the All About Eve plot parallel they’ve been going for. Mina didn’t seem as upset by how Mariah won, maybe we see those two spend time together again. Mina is even Rev-Pro Women’s Champion now after a show the other night, so they can use that in story as well.

Another really good Jericho FTW Championship match with the mystery bag gag returning. Cricket balls are quite literally solid items to be using, but I did like that “HI GUYS” was on the cricket bat. Hook winning was the right move, especially with Taz getting his moment. But ironically, would Jericho not come back for more? Hook losing was what would get him away from the “Jericho Vortex,” who knows what happens next. Great Triple Threat for the tag titles, but I figured Bucks were winning. They used all sorts of shenanigans so of course they won, but what a great surprise that Grizzled Young Veterans are All Elite. They’ll be a nice, fresh piece of the tag division, especially if Lucha Bros really are leaving, and I can’t wait to see what GYV does on their way to a title match.

Back to Casino Gauntlet, everything about it until the end was amazing. Okada being in it from the start, Nigel coming out of retirement, ZSJ showing up as a surprise, Ricochet also showing up for his AEW debut, and just the general action and chemistry of all parts involved. But who TK chose to win is THE one thing about tonight I just don’t like. Why have Luchasaurus assert that he IS Luchasaurus if he isn’t also breaking away from Christian Cage. We have been waiting for literal MONTHS, and TK just teases things rather than committing. Luchasaurus should’ve made sure Christian lost, and someone else (Hangman) should’ve won.

Awesome American/International Championship match, but Ospreay having product placement win entrance was a clear sign. Well, that and the math from Dynamite. But anyway, we also got a great surprise return from Daniel Garcia, and Ospreay DID use Tiger Driver 91 as the finish. No more American Championship, we’re back to International Championship, and Ospreay VS Pac will be a great match for All Out, but now that Pac is trios champ, and also because Ospreay isn’t just going to lose a belt two weeks later, ain’t no way Ospreay loses in Chicago. Garcia VS MJF is going to be a great match, too, probably something really vicious for All Out.

Mone VS Britt was really good stuff, a little slow at the beginning, but it was hard to follow everything we’ve gotten by this point. Things finally got going when Britt hit that super headlock takeover, that was really cool. But as I figured, Mone won. It was in part because Kamille kept saving her, but Mone still put things together on her own to win. Mone has any number of people she can face next, and we still have to see what Heel Shida will do. Great TNT Championship coffin match, and I figured Jack would win. The Elite wanting to light Darby on fire bringing out Sting was really cool, I didn’t think we’d ever see him even on screen again. Jack also has any number of possibilities for story, and Darby’s fine, he has Grand Slam coming up.

Speaking of which, a truly awesome main event, both men having a form of win entrance, but clearly Bryan’s was stronger. All great story stuff, all great action stuff, and of course Bryan bled. Been awhile since someone’s used a ring bell as a weapon so driving Bryan onto one was clever stuff. I was saying on Wednesday that, like Sting, Bryan is definitely someone who can defy the usual math, so great to see Bryan win here. And Hangman of course wanted to go after Swerve, it would’ve just been better if he was attempting a cash-in and Nana gets in his way long enough for Swerve to hit Hangman and keep it from happening. So what if it’d be something WWE does? What other reason did AEW have to put the MITB cash-in stipulation on that contract?

But all that said, amazing to see Bryan win out and become champion. With Pac kind of being a substitute for Moxley, BCC has gold all up and down, this final stretch for Bryan is going to be great stuff. Darby is set for Grand Slam, Christian might want All Out, or even snipe whatever happens for All Out, this will be a lot of fun.

My Score: 9.1/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (5/16/25)

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It’s a Collision of Honor!

As things heat up towards Double or Nothing, Darby Allin defends the AEW World Championship against The Spanish God, Sammy Guevara!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW World Trios Championship Eliminator: The Conglomeration VS Lee Moriarty & The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions; The Conglomeration wins and denies Lee & The Infantry a title opportunity.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Red Velvet; Willow wins and retains the title.
  • Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens VS Jay Lethal & Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian; Joe & Bowens win.
  • AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championship Eliminator 5 Minute Challenge: The Divine Dominion VS Allie Katch & Kaia McKenna; The Divine Dominion wins and denies Allie & Kaia a title match.
  • Six Man Tag: Mark Davis & The Dogs VS The Rascalz; Davis & The Dogs win.
  • AEW World Championship No Count Outs: Darby Allin VS Sammy Guevara; Darb wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

The Death Riders speak.

It was after AEW Dynamite on Wednesday that Jon Moxley said, “Every time I step into the ring with Kyle O’Reilly, I can’t find a way to win. It’s been failure after failure after failure. Kyle O’Reilly has tapped me out, twice. Ipso facto, Kyle O’Reilly will be the new Continental Champion. You might think. But the Jon Moxley of six months ago is not the same as Jon Moxley of today. Who I will be tomorrow is better than who I am today. Logic and strategy would dictate that I should stay as far away from Kyle O’Reilly as I can. Because there’s no doubt about it, Kyle, you have my number.

The thing about this Continental Championship, it’s good bait. All the dragons I wanna slay come right to my door. I will do what I’ve done for 22 years surviving in this business, Kyle: I’m gonna find a way.” The Maniac heads out, and Claudio Castagnoli steps forward to tell Brody King that Brody always brings the bark. But if he steps in the ring with Claudio in the Owen Hart Tournament, he better bring the bite. Pac then says, “Nobody gets special treatment. It doesn’t matter who you are, Death Riders against the world.” Daniel Garcia says yeah, let’s get it! Yuta repeats, “Against the world.” Marina Shafir tells the world, “Bring it, you p*ssies!”

 

AEW World Trios Championship Eliminator: The Conglomeration VS Lee Moriarty & The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions!

Well speaking of Kyle O’Reilly, he, Orange Cassidy, and the returning Mark Briscoe are going to put STP to the test! #TAIGASTYLE is still ROH Pure Champion, but Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo are upset after losing the ROH World Six Man Tag titles. Will STP take out their frustrations as they rumble, bad man, rumble? Or will the Violent Artist, Freshly Squeezed & Sussex County Chicken simply send #THEM home emptyhanded?

The trios sort out and Briscoe steps up against #BadNews&Tattoos. The fans are behind Briscoe as he and Bravo circle. They approach, Bravo kicks low, and he flips everyone off. The fans boo, Bravo headlocks, but Briscoe powers up, out, and headlocks in return. Bravo powers up and out but Briscoe RUNS him over! The fans cheer, and Briscoe runs. Bravo drops down, hurdles, but Briscoe hits a crane stance! Bravo says that’s stupid! But Briscoe ducks Bravo’s punch to UPPERCUT! Briscoe whips, Bravo reverses to ROCK Briscoe! The forearms go back and forth, Briscoe fires a flurry, but Bravo CLAWS Briscoe’s face!

Bravo runs, but Briscoe winds up to UPPERCUT! The fans cheer the Redneck Kung-Fu! Lee tags in and hits his tiger stance. But then Kyle calls to Briscoe, and Briscoe tags Kyle! The fans cheer as Kyle and Lee tie up, go around, and Kyle wrenches. Lee wrenches, slips through, and waistlocks. They go around, Lee switches but Kyle has the arm. Kyle arm-drags Lee down, double wristlock, but Lee fights around. Kyle body scissors, rolls to the cover, TWO! The fans fire up as the two go again, knuckle lock, and Lee headlocks. Kyle powers up and out, Lee goes up and around, but Kyle does the same to slide under.

Lee ducks a kick, then wheelbarrows to victory roll, then EURO CLUTCH! TWO! Kyle is up, Lee backs off, and the fans cheer the exchange. Lee points to Nigel McGuinness, wanting him to remember the Euro Clutch did him in the last time they faced off. Kyle storms up on Lee, Lee headlocks, but Kyle powers up and out. Lee RUNS Kyle, keeps moving, but Kyle drops down. Lee sunset flips but Kyle stays up! Kyle shakes his head, drops down into the ARMBAR, but here comes The Infantry! Briscoe & Cassidy intercept Dean & Bravo, fire off hands in corners, and Kyle shifts to an ANKLE LOCK! But Lee reels Kyle into a headlock.

Briscoe & Cassidy TOSS The Infantry, then go out after them. Lee waistlocks, Kyle fires elbows, and Kyle climbs up in the corner. The fans count along as Kyle goes all the way to TEN! Tag to Briscoe, he climbs up, and he rains down fists! Briscoe goes all the way to TEN, then he tags Cassidy! The fans fire up again as Cassidy winds up, climbs up, and rains down ONE! The fans cheer Cassidy while Lee stumbles. Lee tags Dean, and now The Captain steps to Cassidy. Dean says go ahead, put the hands in the pockets. Cassidy says okay, and he raises his hands, to then slowly, slowly, put them in his pockets!

The fans cheer as Cassidy then ducks ‘n’ dodges Dean, and still arm-drags Dean away! Dean runs up, Cassidy drops down to MONKEY FLIP! Then Cassidy kips up! The fans fire up, but Bravo storms in and whips him to a corner. Cassidy goes up, out, and ducks Bravo to bump him off buckles! Dean tries, but Cassidy bumps him off buckles! Bravo tries again, he just gets buckles! Dean tries again, he just gets buckles! The fans fire up as Cassidy climbs, but Lee trips him up! The fans boo while Cassidy falls to the mat, but the ref has to keep Kyle & Briscoe from going after Lee! The Infantry flanks Cassidy, but Cassidy bobs n’ weaves to dodge the shots!

Cassidy tries again, but the CARLIE CROSSOVER hits, then a feed to the SLINGSHOT SPEAR! Lee drags Cassidy to the apron, the ref is still distracted, Shane Taylor hits a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! The fans boo but STP has taken control while Collision goes to picture in picture!

Lee drags Cassidy up, puts him in the ring, and Dean covers, TWO! Dean drags Cassidy up, whips him to ropes, then BODY BLOWS! Cassidy falls in a heap but Dean soaks up heat. Dean stomps Cassidy, drags him up, then bumps him off buckles. Dean tags Bravo to send him in for the SPLASH! Dean adds a SPLASH, then scoops while Bravo goes up, KNEE DROP SIDEWALK SLAM COMBO! Cover, Briscoe breaks it! Bravo is upset, but he CLUBS Cassidy. Cassidy fights the suplex, Bravo CLUBS him again and again, then suplexes through! Cover, TWO! Cassidy toughs it out but Bravo drags Cassidy over to the corner.

Dean tags in, The Infantry stomps away on Cassidy, but the ref counts. Dean stops to kneel on Cassidy, then steps off again. Cassidy throws “shots” on the leg, but Dean stomps Cassidy down! Dean then BLASTS Briscoe & Kyle! The ref reprimands but that just lets Bravo CHOKE Cassidy! The ref reprimands Bravo now as Collision returns to single picture. Dean asks, “Is this camera on me? B! B! C!” BRONCO BUSTER CAPTAIN! Dean bounces, Bravo says if you see Cap in that corner, yo’ ass is a goner! Dean drags Cassidy up, tags Bravo, and Dean sends Bravo in for the SPLASH! Then feed to Dean, but Cassidy tilt-o-whirl DDTS!

The fans fire up but Bravo hurries to anchor a foot! Cassidy reaches out, reaches out, but Bravo drags him back! Cassidy BOOTS Bravo away, Lee tags in, and Lee BOOTS Briscoe down! The fans boo but Cassidy swings! Lee blocks the lariat to wrench Cassidy into the COBRA TWIST! The fans boo, the ref keeps Kyle back, and STP links up on the twist! Four men strong and they make Cassidy suffer! The ref sees that, Dean lets go to defend his innocence, but that causes him to fall onto Bravo! Cassidy powers up to HIP TOSS free! Hot tag to Kyle! Kyle BOOTS Lee, KICKS him, then fires off a strike fest! LEG SWEEP!

Lee flounders to a corner but Kyle runs up to forearm SMASH! Kyle wrenches and ELBOW BREAKERS, then cravats for some knees! Snapmare and a PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! ARMBAR! The Infantry attacks Kyle! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Bravo drags Lee to safety. Bravo tags in, then he tags Dean. Bravo jukes around Kyle, lifts him up, BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, TWO! Kyle survives but Bravo runs up! Kyle ELBOWS Bravo away, BOOTS Dean, then goes up! FLYING KNEE for Dean, LARIAT for Bravo! The fans fire up again because Chicken is rising! Kyle crawls, hot tags to Briscoe and Lee!

Briscoe fires off JAB after JAB on Lee, then whips, but Lee grabs ropes. Lee BOOTS back, runs up, but Briscoe dodges! FLYING FOREARM! The Infantry is back, but Briscoe dodges Bravo to ROCK Dean! Briscoe CHOPS Bravo, then repeat! Dean slips around, but Briscoe BOOTS Bravo away! Then Briscoe breaks free to PELE! Dean falls out of the ring, Briscoe reels Bravo in! Briscoe underhooks but Bravo fights free! Bravo whips but Briscoe WRECKS Dean with a dropkick! Then he RAMS Bravo and DUMPS him out! Cassidy DIVES to hit Lee! Briscoe gets a chair! The fans fire up as the chair is set up, and Briscoe runs, only for Shane to stand in the way!

ORANGE PUNCH for Shane! Kyle FLYING KNEES Shane down for good measure! Briscoe uses the chair to FLY! Down goes STP!! The fans are thunderous as Kyle gets Dean in, and Briscoe is up top! FROGGY-BOW! But that’s not all! Dean staggers into the kick, the underhooks, and JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!

Winners: The Conglomeration, by pinfall (denies Shane Taylor Promotions a title opportunity)

When it rains, it pours for STP! Will they just have to regroup and refocus taking over ROH? Will The Conglomeration continue to #ManUp here in AEW?

 

Will Ospreay speaks.

It was also after Dynamite that The Aerial Assassin told Samoa Joe, “My apologies for not getting back to any of your messages, been a little bit busy training and getting myself ready for The Owen. Surprised to see you there in the opening round, mate. It’s gonna be a tough one. But if you can just bear with me for a hot second while I explain to you… Six months of my life got taken away from me, mate. Six months, I’ve been sitting in front of a TV screen, watching AEW, looking at it, trying to get my strength back in my arms, rushing to get back. That’s six months of frustration, six months of anger. And then I finally had my kill shot on Dynasty, and I lost.

“And ever since then, man, I’ve been struggling with my matches. Doc even stopped one for my own safety. I’m annoyed that I didn’t get revenge on Jon. But I’m more upset at the idea that I can’t be the guy that AEW put their trust in once upon a time. Regardless of how I feel about Jon, regardless of how I feel about The Death Riders, there’s nothing that I can say that’ll make people ever understand. But Jon Moxley is the Ace, he’s a soldier for this place. And while his methods might be sick, there are people who stand up to see him get elevated. So what could it happen with him in my corner?

“Joe, I’ve got nothing but respect for ya. Everything that you’ve done in this industry. Mate, you were in the match that made me want to become a pro-wrestler. But no one, no one, is stopping me from winning The Owen. And I find it very poetic that the man takt took away my old life has given me a second chance of capturing the world championship.” The Billy Goat is ready to become something more, but will Samoa Joe make sure Ospreay goes Double or Nothing and loses?

 

Backstage interview with The Conglomeration.

Lexy Nair congratulates them on their win tonight, and brings up that Moxley has accepted Kyle’s challenge. Kyle says yes, Moxley is right, Kyle has his number. But facing Moxley has been the biggest test of Kyle’s career, so what’s one more test? This Wednesday, it’s a title eliminator, and after Kyle makes Moxley submit again, he is putting all his chips in and goes Double or Nothing! Briscoe says damn right, Kyle. And speaking of Dynamite, Tommaso Ciampa, Briscoe put it plain and clear, but he hasn’t heard a word from Ciampa! If Ciampa’s scared, he should just say it! Cassidy says Willow needs to say something.

Willow says sure, okay. Great job, guys, really. But for her, Double or Nothing, it will be TRIPLE or nothing, because she has THIS bad boy, the TBS Championship! But she’s also coming for The Owen, and the World Championship! As for tonight, Red Velvet may have beaten Willow to qualify for The Owen, but that won’t happen tonight. Welcome back to AEW, time to meet the Comeback Killer. Lexy says by the way, that match is next. Willow fires up, hurries off to make her entrance, but will she be ready to cook with The Chef?

AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Red Velvet!

Before making her entrance, the ROH Women’s World TV Champion tells Willow, “The Comeback Killer,” that she’s still salty that Willow is in The Owen and Velvet is not. Tonight, she takes out all her frustrations every time she stirs it up and punches Willow in the face. Yeah, Velvet beat Willow before. And in fact, she’ll beat Willow for that TBS title right now!

The introductions are made, the teal belt is raised, and we see if The Babe with The Power is still the Face of TBS!

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, Willow powers Velvet to a corner, and the ref counts. Willow backs off, and she flexes as she fires the fans up. The two reset, tie up, and Willow SHOVES Velvet away. Velvet is frustrated as she comes back and resets with Willow again. Velvet then slips around Willow, waistlocks, but Willow wrenches out. Velvet wrenches back, top wristlocks, but Willow stays up. Velvet kicks and TRIPS Willow, then steps over to LEG DROP on the arm scissor! The fans rally as Willow rolls and stacks Velvet, TWO! Willow gut wrenches, but Velvet slips through! Willow ducks, but the superkick still scuffs her!

Willow says okay, okay, and she resets with Velvet. The fans rally behind Willow as she offers a handshake. Velvet accepts, but then arm- NO! Willow stops the arm-drag, and the next one, then whips Velvet to RUN her over! Willow fires up, the fans cheer, and things keep moving. Velvet runs up to CALF KICK! Willow flounders to a corner and Velvet storms up on her. Velvet fires body shots, then stomps Willow down. The ref counts but Velvet does the splits as she digs her boot in! The fans are torn but Willow pushes the foot away. Velvet runs back up, but Willow dodges to LARIAT again and again! The fans count all the way to TEN!

Willow short arm- NO, Velvet ducks the shot, but Willow ELBOWS her! Willow fireman’s carries, Velvet sunset flips, but Velvet avoids the hip drop! Ghost pin, TWO! Willow FISHERMAN SUPLEXES! A deep bridge, TWO! Not quite perfect but Willow shrugs that off. Willow runs, but Velvet avoids the senton! Velvet hurries to STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Velvet snarls while Willow bails out. Velvet pursues, runs up, and ROCKS Willow! Velvet DOUBLE CHOPS Willow, then CLUBS away on Willow! Velvet reels Willow in, talks trash on the fans, but Willow suplexes instead! Willow stalls then SLAMS Velvet on the floor!

The fans cheer as Willow flexes and high-fives, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Willow drags Velvet up, puts her in the ring, then CLUBS her on the back. Willow stands Velvet up but Velvet fires hands. Willow CLUBS Velvet again, then scoops to SLAM! Willow pushes Velvet down to SENTON! Cover, TWO! Velvet toughs it out but Willow stirs it up. Willow stands Velvet up to CHOP, Velvet CHOPS back, but Willow ROCKS her! Fireman’s carry, AIRPLANE SPIN! Willow goes around and around, then back the other way! Willow then SAMOAN DROPS! Willow says that’s how you stir it up! Cover, TWO! Velvet survives but Willow reels her into a KOJI KLUTCH! Velvet endures, even as Willow puts on the pressure, and Collision goes to break!

Collision returns as Willow has Velvet in a corner. Willow runs corner to corner, but Velvet slips to the outside! Willow ROCKS Velvet first, then goes outside to fireman’s carry! But Velvet fights free! Velvet ROCKS Willow, Willow ROCKS Velvet, and Velvet sits down! Willow fires the fans up, then lines up her shot. Velvet stands up, Willow runs, but Velvet dodges! Cannonball crashes ‘n’ burns!! Willow writhes and clutches her back, but she’s somehow still in this! A ring count starts, Velvet rolls in before 3, but Willow rises up at 5. Willow hobbles her way over, rolls into the ring, but Velvet SUPERKICKS her down! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Velvet brings Willow up. Willow shoves Velvet, Velvet counter punches! And counter punches! Velvet fires a flurry, but Willow slips around to waistlock. Willow ducks the elbow but Velvet DDTS! Willow goes to ropes, Velvet runs up, DOUBLE KNEES! The fans fire up while Velvet yanks the ropes. Velvet wheelbarrows to BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Willow survives and Velvet is frustrated. Velvet brings Willow up to ROCK her, then she runs the ropes, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Willow frowns as she scoops Velvet, RAMS her into a buckle, then OKLAHOMA- NO, Velvet DDTS free again!

The fans fire up as Velvet dragon sleepers, STRAIGHT OUT THE- NO! Willow stops Velvet to POWERSLAM through! The fans fire up as Willow gut wrenches, BABE WITH THE POWER- RANA! Velvet puts Willow back on ropes, and DOUBLE KNEES again! Velvet snaps Willow back, but Willow is up! Wheelbarrow and- FULL NELSON SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Velvet survives but Willow keeps on her. Willow ROCKS Velvet, Velvet ROCKS Willow, repeat! Willow rebounds to LARIAT! Both women are down again and the fans fire back up! Velvet rolls away to a corner, but Willow rises up! Willow runs in, Velvet dodges, but Willow BOOTS her!

Willow goes up but Velvet CHOPS! Velvet climbs up after Willow, SUPER VICTORY THROW! The fans fire up as Velvet then STIRS IT UP!! Cover, TWO?!? Willow survives and Velvet is shrieking in anger! The fans rally and duel as Velvet demands Willow to get up! But then Willow ducks the heel kick, and the buzzsaw! Shove, dodge, and POUNCE!! PERIOD! The fans fire up with Willow and she drags Velvet back up. Willow gut wrenches, BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Willow wins!

Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

Red Velvet brought the fire, but she couldn’t cook Willow! Willow is now rolling towards Double or Nothing and her match with Alex Windsor, but will she then head for her second Owen Hart Cup win?

 

Backstage interview with Sammy Guevara.

Lexy Nair is with The Spanish God and brings up how he called out Darby Allin just last night at Supercard of Honor for the AEW World Championship. But just like last night, Sammy hushes “Chica” Lexy, and says, “Everybody’s Favorite Pillar is about to talk, so zip it and listen. Darby, I don’t need to call my shot against you because I looked through the history books, and history’s on my side. I’ve beaten you not once, not twice, not three times, I’ve beaten you four times. When I look at the history books, I’m a three-time TNT Champion while you, you’ve only held that belt twice.

“So I’m gonna beat you tonight like I’ve beaten you before. I’m gonna stamp my ticket to Double or Nothing, and MJF, I know you’re watching, you sociopath. I’m gonna beat you next week and I’m gonna shave you BALD! But don’t worry, I’ll give you a nice little fade. Because I am the best! I am the best wrestler, I am the best talker, I am the best this planet has! I’m the Spanish God, dammit! I’m number one, I’ve been here since day one, and there’s only one way this is gonna go: With me as the NEW AEW World Champion! Darby, your time is up, and my time is now. Because I am Numero Uno. That means ‘number one.'”

Sammy heads out, but is his big head only going to get in the way tonight?

 

Backstage interview with Darby Allin.

Collision returns and Lexy is now with said AEW World Champion. She brings up the five title defenses in 21 days, an AEW record! But tonight is number six against someone Darby’s known for a long time in Sammy Guevara. Darby says when he showed up today, he asked if anyone had seen MJF yet. Then he thought, “What a stupid question. Of course he’s not gonna be at Collision.” MJF is not a company man, he only cares about himself. And those same people asked back, why is Darby back? Why is Darby defending his title again? Double or Nothing is next Sunday, why is Darby risking losing this? Because Darby loves this!

And if there’s anyone in this company as crazy as Darby, it is Sammy Guevara. Darby loves it! Darby realizes this could all end tonight, and Speedball wants his match on Wednesday? Well, if Darby walks out here tonight, then on Dynamite, it’s Showtime! Darby thanks Lexy then heads back out. Will the Relentless Reign be an unstoppable one? Or is this one Collision Darby will not walk away from?

 

Something’s going on backstage!

Tommaso Ciampa is CHOKING Mark Briscoe out! The Psycho Killer SMACKS Briscoe off road cases, and says how dare Briscoe call him out! Their brawl now moves onto the stage! The fans boo as Ciampa fires hands on Briscoe as they go down the ramp! Ciampa whips, Briscoe reverses, and Ciampa hits barriers hard! Briscoe stomps away on Ciampa, the fans fire up, and Briscoe whips Ciampa into more barriers! Briscoe throws a chair into the ring, then he drags Ciampa up and in. Ciampa bails out, but Briscoe DIVES! Down goes Ciampa, and Briscoe just throws another chair into the ring! Briscoe CLUBS away on Ciampa, then brings him up.

Ciampa BODY SHOTS, but Briscoe sends Ciampa into the steel steps! Briscoe puts Ciampa in the ring, stomps him, then positions the chairs. Briscoe reels Ciampa in, underhooks, but Ciampa fights the lift! Ciampa then LOW BLOWS Briscoe! The fans boo but Ciampa just scowls. Ciampa then grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Briscoe on the back! Briscoe writhes, the fans boo, but Ciampa just stalks Briscoe to a corner. Ciampa DIGS a chair into Briscoe’s bad shoulder! The fans boo but Ciampa soaks up heat. Ciampa then brings Briscoe up, bumps him off buckles, and hoists him up top. Ciampa CHOPS, Briscoe sputters, but Ciampa gets the chairs!

Ciampa wants to recreate what put Briscoe on the shelf the past month! Ciampa JAMS Briscoe up with a chair first before putting it side-by-side with the other. Ciampa then climbs up, soaks up heat, and vows to end Briscoe once and for all! But then Kyle & Cassidy rush out here! Ciampa runs away from The Conglomeration, but he warns them all that he’ll get them for this! Briscoe grabs a mic to shout at Ciampa, “You ain’t nothin’ but a punk, son! You wanna do it like that? Sounds like to me Wednesday night, the only right thing to do is to make this ANYTHING GOES! NO DISQUALIFICATIONS!” The fans like the sound of that!

The Psycho Killer may have just stepped into it! Will there be nothing stopping Briscoe from doing anything he wants to Ciampa?

 

Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens VS Jay Lethal & Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian!

What a rich history of honor here, as two icons of ROH meet again here on Collision. The Samoan Submission Specialist helped build The Franchise Player’s foundation, and now both men mentor new proteges. But will The Lethal Twist see The Opps are #NeverLacking? Or will Lethal & Johnson make up for how Supercard of Honor went sour?

The teams sort out and Bowens steps up to Lethal. But Lethal says time out, time out, he wants Joe. The fans cheer for Joe, too, and Joe reaches out! Bowens obliges and he tags in Joe. The fans fire up as Joe and Lethal circle, tie up, then Lethal slips around to CHOP! Lethal likes how that went, and he Fargo Struts with Big Shotty. Joe just shrugs it off while the fans chant, “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Lethal taunts Joe as the two reset, then Lethal slips around, only for Joe to JAB! JAB! JAB! Joe fires fast hands, a KICK, and Lethal flounders away! The fans cheer while Joe digs his boot into Lethal’s face, then scrapes him!

Joe storms up on Lee, Lee backs off, but Lethal bails out. The fans boo but Joe just tags Bowens in. Bowens dares Lethal to come back, but Lethal tags Lee. The fans cheer Bowens as he circles with Lee. They tie up, Bowens headlocks, but Lee powers up and out. Bowens RUNS Lee over, then runs the ropes, but Lee drops down, blows past, and slides under to then headlock takeover. Bowens headscissors, Lee kips free, but roles reverse as Bowens hits a headlock takeover. Lee headscissors, Bowens kips free, but Lee kicks low! Lee mocks the scissor fingers, then whips corner to corner. Bowens goes up, over, but Lee goes up and over in return!

Lee flips Bowens off, but Bowens THROWS Lee to the corner! Bowens CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, then stomps, stomps, stomps! The ref counts, Bowens backs off, and the fans cheer the Pride of Pro-Wrestling as he jukes the ref to stomp Lee again! The ref counts, Bowens stops, and Lee bails out. Bowens goes outside after Lee, but Lethal runs up! Bowens mule kicks Lethal first, then RAMS him into the apron! And again! And again! The ref reprimands, Joe has his guy back off, but he is definitely impressed. Bowens hurries back into the ring to storm up on Lee, but Lee throat chops! Lee goes for a corner but Bowens blocks the bump to give a bump!

Tag to Joe, and Bowens clinches Lee into the RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Joe then runs up to SENTON! Cover, TWO! Lee toughs it out but Joe looms over him. Joe drags Lee up, puts him in a corner, then whips corner to corner. Lethal hurries to soften the impact, Lee runs up on Joe, but Joe dodges Lee so he can CHOP Lethal on the back! Blake gets up, but backflips away before Joe can grab him! Lee HOTSHOT BULLDOGS Joe, and Lethal MISSILE DROPKICKS! The Lethal Twist makes the numbers game work in their favor, but fans boo while Collision goes picture in picture.

Lee RAMS Joe into the corner, RAMS him again, and Lethal tags in. Lethal RAMS Joe again and again, then he tags Lee. The Lethal Twist mugs Joe, Lee stomps away, but the ref counts. Lee backs off, but that lets Lethal and Blake mug Joe! Bowens protests but The Lethal Twist gets away with it all. Lee then tags Lethal back in, and Lethal grabs a leg to trip Joe. Lethal then turns Joe over for the HALF CRAB! Joe endures, reaches out, and fights his way to the ROPEBREAK! Lethal lets go as the ref counts, but he sucker punches Bowens! Bowens tumbles, Joe hobbles, and Lethal goes after Joe. Joe CHOPS Lethal in return! And CHOPS again!

Lethal puts Joe on the ropes as he CLAWS Joe’s eyes! Lethal talks trash on Joe, then he tags Lee. They CHOKE Joe on the ropes, but the ref counts. The Lethal Twist stops, and Lee bumps Joe off buckles. Lee fires hands, then stomps, but Joe hits back! JAB for Lee, CHPO for Lethal, repeat, but Lee kicks low! Lee RAMS Joe, tags Lethal, and Lethal taunts Bowens before he SPLASHES Joe! Lethal then DROPKICKS Joe down! Lethal mockingly applauds himself, then he CHOKES Joe! The ref counts, Lethal stops, then he clamps on a chinlock. Joe endures while Collision returns to single picture. The fans rally harder as Joe fights to his feet!

Joe fires body shots, but Lethal CLUBS Joe again and again! Tag to Lee, then Lethal sets Joe up, but Joe BOOTS Lee! Joe whips Lethal away, kicks at Lee, but Lee blocks! Lee hands the foot off to Lethal to then ENZIGIRI Joe! Lethal adds a DRAGON SCREW! Lee covers, TWO! The fans cheer as Joe toughs it out, but Lee rains down fists! Joe pushes Lee away, but Lee brings Joe back up. Tag to Lethal, Lethal climbs, and Lethal AX HANDLES Joe on the back! Joe goes to an open corner but Lethal JABS, JABS, and JABS! Joe JABS in return! Lethal KNEES low! Lethal runs, but into the SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up while both men are down!

The fans rally up, and Joe hurries to hot tag Bowens! Lethal hot tags Lee, but Bowens rallies with LARIATS and CHOPS! Then a wrench, clinch, and REVERSE NECKBREAKER on Lee! Then a kick, KICK, and FAMOUSER for Lethal! The fans fire up as Bowens then catches Lee to a torture rack! SWINGING SLAM! Cover, Lethal breaks it! Lethal CHOPS Bowens, then runs, and Lethal dodges Bowens so he can DIVE onto Joe! Lethal hurries back up, but Bowens DECKS him! Lee kicks, Bowens blocks, to Rock, Paper, Scissors, SUPERKICK! Bowens fires up, the fans are with him, and he clinches for the- victory roll from Lee! TWO!!

Lee SUPERKICKS Bowens, then brings him up in a fireman’s carry! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Lethal MACHO ELBOWS! Lee covers, TWO!! Bowens survives and the fans fire up again! Lethal tags in, he grabs Bowens’ legs, and he steps through. But Bowens BOOTS Lethal away! Lee tags back in, runs up on Bowens, HELLUVA KICK! The Twist then whips Bowens, but Joe saves Bowens from the splash! Bowens LARIATS Lethal! Lee LARIATS Bowens! Joe LARIATS Lee! Lethal LARITS Joe, but Joe doesn’t budge! Joe roars, but Lethal pokes him in the eyes! LETHAL IN- COQUINA CLUTCH! But Lethal JAWBREAKERS free!

Lethal trips Joe, steps through, but Joe trips Lethal up into the COQUINA CLUTCH!! Bowens intercepts Lee, THE ARRIVAL! Roll through, and DOUBLE WRISTLOCK! Bowens tortures Lee’s arm, LEE TAPS! Opps win!

Winners: Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens, by submission

The 5 Tool Player shows the power of Joe’s teachings, but he also gets the mic to say, “For the last year, I have been confused. But I have found solace and clarity in the fact that i Have found a group of men, The Opps, that understand everything I do for this business, everything I do for AEW, and everything I do for you!” The fans cheer, and Bowens continues by saying everywhere he goes, he represents the fans, because he is the Pride of Pro-Wrestling! He is your hero! And to be honest, for everything that he does, he deserves a standing ovation! Joe certainly applauds, and the fans here in Salisbury join in!

Bowens says if you’re asking what this change of attitude is about… This man, Samoa Joe, has been teaching Bowens all he needs to know: choices have consequences; and if you don’t like the way the table is set, you flip that table over and you choose violence! The fans cheer, and now Joe speaks on the mic. “Oh, Ospreaaaay~…! Do you understand what I do for my friends? But unfortunately, decisions have consequences, and you chose a different road, Will. So allow me to say this: I am truly beyond honored that you consider facing me a dream match.” The fans cheer that, but Joe says it’s just unfortunate that when he gets Ospreay in the ring, “it’ll be nothing but a nightmare.”

Joe & Bowens have made it clear that no matter who, no matter where, and no matter what, The Opps will not show mercy. Will nothing stop The Opps from taking it all here in AEW?

 

Backstage interview with #Brodido.

Lexy Nair is with Brody King & Bandido, and wants to talk the Owen Hart Tournament. Brody is set to face Claudio while Bandido is up against Swerve Strickland. Now, if they both win their matches, that pits them against teach other in the semifinals. But what they also needs to talk about is last night, Supercard of Honor, Bandido retained the title, only for Swerve to attack. Brody tells Swerve that he warned him about what would happen if Swerve messed with the people Brody cared about! Next time Brody sees Swerve, he’ll- Bandido stops Brody there, and says no, no, hermano. Bandido loves you, but this is Bandido’s battle, and Brody needs to respect that.

So Bandido tells Swerve that this is a battle Swerve will not win! Swerve may be the Most Dangerous, but Bandido is the Most Wanted! And after Double or Nothing when Bandido beats Swerve, Swerve won’t be a danger to anyone anymore! Both sides of Brodido have spoken, but will either of them knock down Swerve’s House? Or will Swerve’s thirst for power be satiated with the Owen Hart Cup?

 

AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championship Eliminator 5 Minute Challenge: The Divine Dominion VS Allie Katch & Kaia McKenna!

Megan Bayne & Lena Kross established just how dominant they are in the first 5 Minute Challenge last week, yet it seems two more poor souls want to test their might. Will Allie & Kaia at least last longer than the previous team? Or will The Megasus & Aussie Amazon score the fatality?

The teams sort out, Megan starts against Allie, and the bell rings. We’re on the clock as Megan and Allie circle, then tie up. Megan powers Allie to the ropes, then CHOPS! Megan whips, Allie blocks the lariat to wrench and PELE! But then Megan just rebounds to SHOTGUN BOOT Allie down! Allie flounders, Megan puts her in the corner, and CLUBS away from all sides! Tag to Lena, she whips Allie back into the corner, then ROCKS her! And ELBOWS her! And fires more elbows! The fans cheer, Lena BLASTS Kaia, then scoops Allie for a SPIN-OUT SIDEWALK SLAM! Lena grins, she drags Allie up, and she tags Megan.

Kaia runs up but Megan scoops her! The Divine Dominion SANDWICH the two, then FALL AWAY SLAM them both! And they SPLASH in the corners! And then another SPLASH! They send their opponents into each other, then DOUBLE LEAPING LARIAT! The fans fire up as Lena & Megan focus on Allie, DIVINE INTERVENTION! Cover, Divine Dominion wins!

Winners: The Divine Dominion, by pinfall (denies Allie Katch & Kaia McKenna a title match)

It was only one minute and 50 seconds this time, they’re only getting stronger! Will no duo ever remove Megan & Lena from the mountaintop?

 

AEW hears from the four fighting for the AEW Women’s World Championship.

Kris Statlander says, “At Double or Nothing, I face three women, one who I hate, one who I respect, and one who I’m still not sure about.” The hated one, Thekla, says there’s only one way this ends when she’s up against dumb b*tch after dumb b*tch after dumb b*tch. The respected one, Jamie Hayter, says she had the title stripped away from her and it’s eluded her ever since. And the uncertainty, Hikaru Shida, says even though it is every one for themselves, she knows she and Kris will be on the same page, just like always! Kris says y’know who really has her back? Kris herself! That’s all she needs! Jamie warns Thekla that she’s gonna find out, unfinished business is her favorite kind!

Thekla says Double or Nothing, the Toxic Spider destroys New York! A Fatal 4 Way of epic proportions await, will there be nothing left after the dust clears?

 

Backstage interview with Athena and Mina Shirakawa.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World Champion and the Fighting Gravure Idol, and thanks them for accepting the No Physicality Agreement. They are on a collision course in the opening round of the Owen Hart Tournament, this has gotta be a tough one. Athena says maybe, maybe not, but the facts are this: Athena has been the ROH Women’s World Champion for over 1252 DAYS, and has left of dozens of bodies in her wake. Pretty sure Mina’s one of them. Mina says last year at All In, Athena broke Mina’s hand. Athena says so what! Last year at Death Before Dishonor, she kicked Mina’s ass all over the arena! Why does Mina think this match will be any different?

Mina laughs and says last night at Supercard, when she locked in the Figure Four on her opponent, she dreamt it was Athena. Athena says Mina is dreaming of her! So flattered! But she hopes Mina has the best dream tonight: Mina’s dead body in a ditch, next to her precious Toni Storm! Mina tells Athena that Mina has dreamt of winning The Owen and the AEW Women’s World title, while ending Athena! She can’t dream anymore, because now she will live it! Athena says sure, sure. They argue, but Lexy keeps them from getting physical! Will the Fallen Goddess be unstoppable even in AEW? Or will The Owen will be about #MinaNow?

 

Backstage interview with Lio Rush.

Nigel McGuinness tracked down The Problem Child, and walks over. Lio says hey, Nigel! Good to see you! He saw Nigel put in that work last night, he did great. He did really good. Nigel appreciates that, that’s what he wants to talk about. Specifically, what happened between Lio and his former tag team partner, Action Andretti. Action cost Lio the ROH World TV Championship, what is Lio’s response? Lio says it’s all fine! It’s fine! These things happen, Nigel. Losses happen, friends get upset. It’s fine. It’s fine. Lio keeps saying that, and Nigel says that is the official response. Lio again says it’s good to see Nigel.

But then Lio takes off his sunglasses to show off those creepy eyes. He smiles, and that black goo drools out… Lio continues to say it’s fine, but is it anything but fine? Or should Action learn to sleep with one eye open?

 

Six Man Tag: Mark Davis & The Dogs VS The Rascalz!

Before they team up for Stadium Stampede, the AEW National Champion teams with David Finlay & Clark Connors to test their chemistry. Will Dunkzilla, The Rebel & 100 Proof sink their teeth into Dezmond Xavier, Zachary Wentz & Myron Reed? Or will The Rascalz light ’em up and smoke ’em in Salisbury?

The trios sort out and Davis starts against Dez. They circle, but then The Dogs rush in! The ref stops them, Davis runs up on Dez, but Dez dodges! Dez dodges again, SHOTGUNS The Dogs, then SUPERKICKS Davis! Dez jumps on for a SLEEPER, Zach tags in, and Myron helps out as The Rascalz mug Davis! They beat Davis down in the corner and the fans fire up! The ref counts, The Rascalz back off, then Zach tags Dez back in. They double whip but The dogs bail Davis out. The fans boo but The Rascalz run up to TRIPLE BOOT Davis & The Dogs down! Then they build speed, only for The Dogs to CLOBBER Zach & Myron!

Dez DIVES, but Davis catches him! And CHOPS him down! The Dogs beat up on Zach & Myron on the outside, Davis CHOKES Dez with a chair, but the ref reprimands. Davis puts Dez in the ring, Finlay CHOKES Myron while Connors whips, but Zach reverses! Connors hits railing hard and writhes on the floor. Myron whips Finlay into railing, and Dez dodges Davis as Davis runs up in the corner! Dez ENZIGIRIS again and again and again! Then Zach joins in, ENZIGIRI GAMANGIRI SANDWICH! Tag to Zach, they speed blitz Davis, then Myron joins in with a DOUBLE STOMP! The Rascalz combine, but The Dogs catch Dez!

The Dogs use Dez to CLOBBER Zach, and THROW him at Myron! The Dogs whip Zach, DOUBLE ELBOW, then SENTON! SLIDING SHOULDER! Davis SENTONS on top! The fans boo but Davis & The Dogs soak it up while Collision goes picture in picture.

Davis drags Zach up just to CLUB him down. Then he drags Zach up to whip hard into the corner. Davis tags Connors, Connors ROCKS Zach, then ROCKS him again. But Zach hits back! Zach backs Connors down, but Connors UPPERCUTS him down! Connors taunts the fans and The Rascalz, then drags Zach back up. Connors RAMS Zach into the corner, tags Finlay, and Finlay stomps away on Zach. The ref counts, Finlay stops, but then Davis CHOKES Zach behinds the ref’s back! Davis gets away with it, then flexes to soak up heat. Finlay puts Zach on the ropes, backs off as the ref reprimands, but that lets Connors CLOBBER Zach!

Finlay then hoists Zach up, BROKEN ARROW! Zach gets distance from that throw, and Finlay flexes. Cover, TWO! Finlay drags Zach into shoulder claws, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns as Zach fires body shots on Finlay, but Finlay throat chops! Zach sputters, Finlay tags Connors, and they double whip Zach, but Zach BLASTS Davis! Finlay runs up, blocks a boot, but Zach reels him in, pushes him down, then hops over! Zach then slips under Connors, but Connors gets a leg! Zach BOOTS Connors into Finlay! Zach crawls, but Connors BLASTS The Rascalz! The fans boo but Connors CLOBBERS Zach, too! Connors soaks up heat then drags Zach up. Connors whips, Zach handsprings, JUMP KNEE! The fans fire up, both men crawl, and we get hot tags on Finlay and Myron! Myron ducks Finlay to then dodge and GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!

Myron goes up, up, and he leaps, but Finlay gets under. Finlay blocks a kick, spins Myron, but Myron DRAGON WHIPS! Connors runs up, Myron dodges, and Dez UPPERCUTS! SUPERKICKS! And CUTTERS! Myron runs up on Finlay, whips, but Finlay reverses. Finlay ducks a boot but the SUPERKICK hits! Dez joins in, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! The Rascalz hoist Finlay up, SLINGSHOT NECKBREAKER BOMB COMBO! Cover, TWO!! Finlay survives but Myron tags Zach. Zach & Myron get Finlay up for a torture rack while Dez climbs, but Davis SHOVES Dez down! Connors saves Finlay, then Finlay hits an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER on Myron!

Connors SNAP POWERSLAMS Zach! The fans boo but Finlay tags Davis. Davis goes up top, Finlay and Connors get Zach and Myron up in Electric Chair Lifts, but Myron & Zach each POISON-RANA free! Dez goes up to get Davis! SUPERPLEX! The fans fire up while everyone is down around ringside! The Rascalz rise and regroup, then they build speed! TRIPLE TOPES!! The fans are all fired up as The Rascalz get Davis in! “This is Awesome!” as The Rascalz then combine for the SWING OUT TRIPLE DROPKICK!! The fans fire up while Davis is in the drop zone! Zach goes up, Dez tags in, and Zach SWANTON BOMBS!

Dez climbs up top, Myron tags in, Dez FROG SPLASHES! Myron goes up, he adds the 450 SPLASH! Cover, THE DOGS BREAK IT! The fans can’t believe it but The Rascalz go after The Dogs! They TOSS The Dogs out, but then the brawling continues! Finlay fireman’s carries Dez for a SNAKE EYES off the railing! Connors JEEP FLIPS Zach! The Dogs then go after Myron, but he goes Matrix to dodge! DOUBLE CUTTERS on the kip up! Myron runs, FLYING- NO! Davis stops the cutter to LARIAT Myron back in! Then Davis runs, hits the REBOUNDER!! Davis tags Finlay, and Davis PENDULUM DRIVERS! Feed to Finlay for the suplex!

Connors is up top, FULL CLIP!! Cover, Davis & Dogs win!

Winners: Mark Davis, Clark Connors & Davis Finlay, by pinfall

The Savage King warns Chris Jericho and his team that if they want carnage, they’re gonna get carnage! Will anyone survive the star-studded 7 VS 7 Stadium Stampede?

 

Backstage interview with Anna Jay.

Lexy Nair is with the Queenslayer and commends her on that great return match against Willow Nightingale a couple weeks ago. Unfortunately, it wasn’t enough to stop the Comeback Killer. Anna gives all the respect to Willow, her moves hurt. Maybe Anna dove into the deep end, but she didn’t drown. So while Willow is still TBS Champion, maybe Willow isn’t quite the Comeback Killer. Anna came back, is still here, and there is still a lot left for them to do. And by that, she means her and Tay Melo! The besties reunite, and Tay says if Anna is back, and she is back, then there’s one thing they gotta do.

Anna tells if they wanna find out what that is, #JustTryUs! TayJay is back again, but are they going to fight their way right to the Divine Dominion’s tag titles?

 

AEW World Championship No Count Outs: Darby Allin VS Sammy Guevara!

The Relentless One may have gotten MJF to accept the Double or Nothing challenge, but he is always up for a fight! The Spanish God still has the ROH World Tag Team Championship around his waist, but he wants even more gold to show off to his wife and daughter! Who gets what they want tonight to then head for Queens, New York?

As he makes his entrance, Sammy brings a table out from under the ring and sets it up ringside, planning ahead for the wild fight he and Darby are about to have! The introductions are made, and Darby kneels down with the belt, only for Sammy to STOMP him into it!! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Sammy holds up the belt as if he’s already won it! Sammy puts the belt aside, the bell rings, and Sammy KNEES Darby right outta the ring! Sammy THROWS Darby into railing, THROWS him in again, then goes back to his table! Sammy puts the table by the stage, then he drags Darby up. Sammy THROWS Darby into more railing! And more railing!

Sammy grabs a ladder and he brings it over to his table! The ref reprimands, there are no count outs but there are still disqualifications! Sammy doesn’t seem to care, he still stands his ladder up near that table. Sammy then lines up a shot, and he JUMP KNEES Darby back down! “I’m gonna be the world champion! Me! Not him!” Sammy drags Darby up, puts him on the table, and he rains down fists! Sammy climbs the ladder, goes to the very top, and reminds us that he’s loco! SUPER SWANTON BOMB through the table!! The fans go nuts as Darby and Sammy are both down in the wreckage!

The ref checks both men, and Sammy sits up first. Sammy drags Darby up with a headlock, brings him to the ring, and Sammy covers, TWO!! Darby survives and Sammy is furious! Sammy drags Darby up, torture racks, and GO TO- NO, Darby blocks and turns Sammy over! SCORPION DEATH LOCK!!! Sammy endures, reaches out, but Darby is looking dizzy! Darby falls over?! Sammy grins as Darby sputters, but the ref has Sammy hold on, he needs to check! Darby is conscious but dazed, and Sammy hurries to the apron. Springboard FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and Sammy is beside himself!

Sammy pushes Darby to a cover, TWO! Darby refuses to give up, despite how it looks. Sammy puts Darby up top, but Darby fires body shots! Darby HEADBUTTS Sammy down, then adjusts, but Sammy trips Darby up! Darby hits buckle, then apron, then floor! Sammy soaks up the heat while the ref checks Darby again. Darby flounders and crawls but refuses to stop, so Sammy fires hands! Sammy climbs up on Darby but Darby fires hands in return! Darby shoves Sammy, Sammy goes up the steps and JUMP SOBATS! Sammy says #AndNew AEW World Champion! Sammy soaks up more heat, then he drags Darby up.

Sammy puts Darby in the ring, drags him up, then KNEES him low! Sammy grins, suplexes, and that’s just Uno Amigo! That means “One Friend.” Sammy hits Dos Amigos! Then THREE AMIGOS! Cover, TWO! Sammy is frustrated as Darby survives again. Sammy clamps on with a chinlock, not quite a bulldog choke, but Darby is still sputtering for air. The fans rally as hard as they can, and Darby rises up to fire body shots! Darby runs, but Sammy SUPERKICKS! Darby falls, Sammy covers, TWO!! Darby scrambles away but Sammy stalks him, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Sammy digs his boot into Darby’s face at the ropes, but the ref counts. Sammy stops, talks some trash, then stalks Darby to a corner. Sammy drags Darby up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Darby flounders out of the ring. Sammy pursues, drags Darby up, and he talks more trash on the fans. Sammy stands Darby up to ROCK him, then push him around. Sammy drags Darby up and THROWS him into railing! Sammy talks more trash, then walks around commentary so he can take a headset and tell everyone what he’s doing as he does it! He stomps Darby, taunts him, then has to go follow Darby around the way.

Sammy follows Darby into the ring, stands him up, but Darby fires hands! Sammy KNEES low, KNEES again and again, then ROCKS Darby! Darby falls over, but Sammy CHOKES Darby on the ropes! The ref counts, Sammy stops, and Darby coughs and sputters again. Sammy has the legs, he puts Darby under the ring, CATAPULT GUILLOTINE! Darby writhes and coughs again, but Sammy steps out to the apron. Sammy looms over Darby, drags him up by his chain, and Collision returns to single picture. Darby fights the suplex, then blocks a kick to FLIP Sammy! Sammy lands on his feet, but Darby SHOTGUNS Sammy down!

The fans fire up as Darby rises again! Darby has his second wind and he builds speed to DIVE! Into a CUTTER on the floor! Sammy puts Darby back in, Sammy springboards in, but into a REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Darby catches Sammy now and the fans fire up! Sammy flails, reaches out, but Darby pushes him down with his body weight! Sammy still endures, crawls forward, and reaches the ROPEBREAK! Darby lets go and the fans rally up again. Fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this has to end somehow. Darby sees Sammy on the apron, and he goes to the corner! Darby climbs, but Sammy rolls to the far side.

Darby hops down, waits on Sammy to stand, and he runs up, but into an eye poke! Sammy hoe up, and he APRON DOUBLE STOMPS Darby down! Cover, TWO!! Sammy is frustrated but he drags Darby up to the top rope. Sammy climbs up to join Darby, but Darby fights the suplex! They trade body shots, and Darby SHOVES Sammy! Sammy backflips through! Sammy is right back up top, SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Sammy crawls to the cover, TWO! Sammy clutches his knee and grits his teeth. Sammy brings the kneepad down to release some pressure, then stands up. The fans rally as Sammy hobbles over to Darby, but Darby JAWBREAKERS!

Sammy staggers, Darby runs up and fires forearms! The fans fire up as Darby roars and runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Darby wobbles, Sammy runs, but Darby blows past! Springboard and COFFIN SPLASH! The fans fire up again as Darby fires fast hands, RAMS low, then hops on, CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Sammy survives and Darby is stunned! The fans rally up as Darby has Sammy in the dragon sleeper! But Sammy fires knees, snapmares free, only for Darby to ELBOW him away! Darby climbs, but Sammy SUPERKICKS the legs! Torture rack and GO TO HOSPITAL! Darby staggers around, but Sammy torture racks again! GO TO HOSPITAL!!

Darby flops down and Sammy goes to the corner! Sammy goes up top, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Sammy has no words, English or Spanish, but Darby flops out of the ring. Sammy goes out after Darby, and he brings out the other table! The fans rally as Sammy brings it over to set up by ringside. Sammy makes sure it is angled just right before he puts Darby on it. The fans boo, but then Sammy goes to the corner! Sammy climbs, reminds us again that he’s loco, and Sammy SUPER 630s only through the table!! Darby avoids disaster, then he puts Sammy back in! COFFIN DROP!!! Cover, DARBY WINS!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

As if his reign wasn’t wild and reckless before, Darby just doubled down with Sammy here tonight! And yet, he’s now set for a showdown with Speedball in Portland! Will no one and nothing stop Darby Allin from doing this again and again? Or is he about to write a check his body can’t cash?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision that not only fed Double or Nothing but did a great job following up ROH Supercard of Honor, assuring fans that ROH does matter after all, despite the lack of building contenders and therefore new champions. I mean, Athena is STILL champion, even when Survival of the Fittest was the best way to dethrone her while protecting her. But good interaction from Athena and Mina ahead of their Owen Hart Cup match, and if Athena is going to still be champion even now, she might as well just be a finalist already. On the other end, it’d be great if Willow also got to the finals to potentially be a two-time Queen of Harts.

Speaking of Willow, great promo with Conglomeration, great match with Red Velvet, but with Velvet still the ROH Women’s World TV Champion, it makes sense that Willow retains her title. Great Six Man Tag from Conglomeration VS Shane Taylor Promotions, and The Conglomeration’s win helps them build momentum towards all their stories. Very good promo from Kyle, very good promo from Death Riders, and I feel like Kyle should at least last the 20 minute time limit to earn his title match with Moxley for Double or Nothing. Meanwhile, Cassidy & Roddy are NOT winning against FTR, FTR has to settle things with Cope & Christian first.

Ciampa going after Briscoe, that whole brawl, and then Briscoe upping the ante for Dynamite, that No Disqualification match is going to be awesome. Very good tag match of Joe & Bowens VS Lethal & Lee, with a good win for The Opps. Very good promo from Joe & Bowens after, and a very good promo from Ospreay, too. Joe VS Ospreay could be a show stealer, but I would think Ospreay wins so that his story with The Death Riders can be part of the Owen Cup. TayJay being back together is great, and I can see them going right at Divine Dominion and easily lasting the five minutes to then earn their title match later on.

Great Six Man Tag of Davis & Dogs VS Rascalz, but with Stadium Stampede looming, naturally Davis & Dogs won to bring momentum for their team. I’d expect The Demand to have their own tune-up for the three-hour super show go-home next week, but they might’ve announced that tonight if that were the case. Very good promo from Lio Rush to further this Jekyll & Hyde/Smeagle & Gollum type of gimmick for him. For those who didn’t watch Supercard (or haven’t read my article on it), Action Andretti turned on Lio Rush and partially blamed Lio’s new dark side for it. RIP CRU, we hardly knew you, but Action VS this Lio is going to be great stuff between AEW and ROH programming.

And of course, another insane instant classic from Darby Allin as he and Sammy use No Count Outs to get hardcore. Good bit of selling from Darby to tease his body giving out on him, but naturally he wins out. They might do a similar spot during his match against Speedball on Wednesday to make it seem MJF has a chance of taking the title at Double or Nothing.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (5/13/26)

MJF makes a decision!

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Will the Scumbag go Double or Nothing?

Darby Allin told MJF to choose: A Title VS Hair match, or no title match EVER! Will MJF be vain or greedy as we head for Double or Nothing?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 10 Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Adam Copeland, Christian Cage & The Young Bucks VS Tommaso Ciampa, David Finlay, Clark Connors & FTR w/ Stokely Hathaway; Cassidy, Cope, Christian & The Bucks win.
  • “Speedball” Mike Bailey w/ Kevin Knight VS Westbrook; Bailey wins.
  • AEW TNT Championship Open Challenge: Kevin Knight VS Brian Cage; Knight wins and retains the title.
  • Will Ospreay VS Ace Austin; Ospreay wins.
  • Six Woman Tag: Hikaru Shida & The Brawling Birds VS The Triangle of Madness; Shida & The Birds win, by disqualification.
  • AEW World Championship: Darby Allin VS Konosuke Takeshita; Darby wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

MJF arrives backstage.

Renee Paquette is there to bring up tonight’s main event is Darby Allin VS Konosuke Takeshita for the AEW World Championship. If Darby Allin wins, MJF will then have to sign a contract for Title VS Hair at Double or Nothing. Darby has made it clear that if MJF doesn’t sign said contract, Darby will never allow MJF to face him for the title again. We all know how important the title is for MJF, but is MJF willing to put his hair on the line for it? MJF just chuckles and moves on, but he notices the very bald Rick Knox, Bryce Remsburg, and the head of security, David Aponte. And then various bald members of the production staff…

And then even Christopher Daniels & Sonjay Dutt are there! Daniels and Sonjay chuckle before moving on, and then MJF sees John Silver flexing. Brandon Cutler, some arena staff, and even Tommaso Ciampa, all bald. Then last but certainly not least, Ricochet! He tells MJF that don’t worry, he’ll look great. Just not as good as Ricochet. AHA~! MJF storms off, will he have no choice but to choose between gold belt and chrome dome?

 

10 Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Adam Copeland, Christian Cage & The Young Bucks VS Tommaso Ciampa, David Finlay, Clark Connors & FTR w/ Stokely Hathaway!

While we know the AEW World Tag Team Championship match will be a conglomeration of I Quit Match and New York Street Fight, THE Conglomeration will be waiting on the other side for their own tag title match. And let’s not forget that Matt & Nick Jackson want their own shot at those titles again. With that, can Freshly Squeezed work together with C&C and The Bucks? Or will the Psycho Killer, the Dogs, and the Top Guys all stand tall on the road to Double or Nothing?

The teams sort out and the teams just brawl it out! The fans cheer as The Bucks have The Dogs, Cope is after Ciampa, Christian is after Cash, and Dax brawls with Cassidy! Dax bumps Cassidy off buckles but Cassidy ducks the haymaker to waistlock. The Bucks, Cope & Christian clear everyone else out, then take the brawl outside! Dax ROCKS Cassidy to send him out, and  the fans fire up as Matt fires hands on 100 Proof right by commentary! Ciampa whips Cope but Cope reverses, sending Ciampa into barriers! Cash sends Christian into railing, then CLOBBERS Cassidy! Nick fires hands on Finlay, Cassidy sends Cash into railing!

Cassidy and Dax meet in the ring, Dax ROCKS and CHOPS Cassidy, but Nick sends Finlay into railing! Dax DECKS Cassidy, throws hands on Cope, but Cope fires back! The fans fire up but the ref reprimands! Cope DECKS Dax, and wait, Christian and Cash are brawling in the crowd! Same for Matt and Connors! Finlay CLAWS Nick’s face, Cassidy ROCKS Dax, and Cassidy whips. Dax reverses, Cassidy goes up and out to then SMACK Dax off buckles! Cassidy goes up, Ciampa BOOTS Nick, and Dax trips Cassidy. Dax CHOPS Cassidy, climbs up after him, and goes to the very top! The fans boo but Dax stands Cassidy up, SUPER DUPER PLEX!

Dax then rolls through to suplex again, but Cassidy STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRES! Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirls, and DDTS! Cassidy kips up, the fans fire up, but Finlay sends Nick into steel steps! #BigStoke grabs Cassidy’s foot, Cash CLOBBERS Cassidy! The fans boo but Dax puts Cassidy in the corner to tag Ciampa. FTR and the Psycho Killer mug Cassidy! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Ciampa stands Cassidy up. Cassidy blocks the chop! And he blocks another chop! The fans cheer but Ciampa kicks low and CHOPS again! The fans boo but Ciampa soaks up that heat. Ciampa drags Cassidy by a leg, turns him over, but Cassidy fights around!

Cassidy kicks and kicks but Ciampa drags him back! Cassidy turns to BOOT Ciampa away! Dax tags in and he CLOBBERS Cassidy! The fans boo but Dax flips them off. Dax whips Cassidy, runs up, but Cassidy dodges! Dax POSTS himself! Both men are down, hot tags to Cash and Nick! Nick rallies on FTR with haymakers, BLASTS Ciampa, but Cash kicks low! FTR whips, DOUBLE HIP- NO, Nick lands out, MEETING OF TEH MINDS! Then DOUBLE WHEEL KICK! The fans fire up as Nick then DROPKICKS Dax out! The Dogs run up, but Nick knuckle locks and CHOPS Finlay! Then Nick jumps over Connors, SUPERKICKS, and he goes for the corner!

Nick goes up, up, and “LUCHA LIBRE~!” FLYING ARM-DRAG RANA COMBO! The fans are thunderous and Nick tags Matt. Nick whips Finlay, Finlay reverses, but Nick goes up and over. Matt SUPERKICKS Finlay! Nick SHINING WIZARDS Connors, adds a GAMANGIRI, then The Bucks DOUBLE BULLDOG with the high-five! The fans fire up again as Matt winds up. Matt WRECKS FTR with a dropkick, then holds the way open, Nick FLIES onto FTR & Ciampa! But Connors back suplexes! Matt lands out, and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Roll through, NORTHERN LIGHTS! The Polar Express is getting going, and Finlay joins the ride! DOUBLE NORTHERN LIGHTS!

The fans are electric and it’s not just the volt green! Time for a SUPERKICK PARTAY~! Wait, Stokely grabs a foot each! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Stoke can’t even trip The Bucks up. The Bucks drag Stoke in! Stoke pleads for mercy, but FTR runs up! The Bucks dodge, mule kick, then SUPERKICK for Dax! SUPERKICK for Cash! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS on The Dogs! Then FTR is sent into The Dogs before DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Ciampa runs up to waistlock but Nick switches. Ciampa BOOTS Matt away, ELBOWS Nick, but Matt dodges, PSYCHO KNEE into Cash! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Ciampa!

The fans fire up again, and The Bucks see C&C. They point to Christian, and the fans cheer! Christian steps in, the ref reprimands but Cope argues with the ref. This distraction lets Christian LOW BLOW Cash! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Cash! Christian covers, TWO! Cash survives, the fans boo, but Christian rains down fists while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Christian puts Cash in the corner to CHPO, CHOP, and then rain down fists! Christian goes past TEN, maybe to fifteen, then stops. Cash sputters, Stoke talks trash, but Christian grabs Stoke! Cash CLUBS Christian, Ciampa HOTSHOTS the bad arm, and Ciampa hurries to tag in. Ciampa drags Christian around, SLAMS the bad arm off the mat, then SLAMS the arm again! Ciampa POSTS Christian, and Christian falls to the apron. The ref keeps his eyes on the rest of the team so they stay back. Ciampa goes out, and he SWINGS the bad arm into the post! Christian scrambles away, clutching the arm, but Ciampa taunts Cope with a wave.

Ciampa tags Connors, Connors tags Finlay, and The Dogs stomp away on Christian. Finlay clamps onto the bad hand, bends the fingers, then JAMS them into the mat! The ref reprimands but Finlay anchors Christian while he tags in Dax. Dax CHOPS Christian, DECKS him, then taunts Cope and The Bucks. The Bucks rally the fans, Cope coaches Christian up, but Dax brings Christian around. Christian blocks a shot to hit back, but then Dax kicks low! Dynamite returns to single picture as Dax UPPERCUTS Christian back to the corner. Stoke is on commentary suddenly to say Christian tried to steal Stoke’s watch, aka the watch Stoke stole from Christian.

But Christian fires back on Dax and the whole corner! Then he and Dax DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up while both men are down! Christian crawls, but we can see Cash and The Dogs sneaking over! They and Ciampa YANK down Cope, Cassidy and The Bucks! The fans boo but Dax drags Christian back to center. Dax kicks and scuffs Christian, then talks trash. But Christian slips around to chicken wing the arms! Dax shoves Christian away, but Christian turns around, NOGGIN KNOCKER! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Cope snarls as he rises up, hot tags to Cope and Connors!

The fans fire up as The Rated R Superstar rallies on everyone! LARIAT for Cash! ELBOW for Dax! Cope TOSSES Finlay out onto Ciampa and Cash! BOOT for Connors! The fans fire up again and Cope goes to a corner. Cope is feeling it, and he aims at Connors. But then Finlay grabs a leg! The fans boo, but Nick SUPERKICKS Finlay! Connors runs up, Nick RAMS him low! Then slingshot FACEBUSTER! And cartwheel ASAI MOONSAULT! COPE-O-SETIC for Connors, TWO! The fans rally as Cope keeps focus on Connors. Cope drags Connors up, whips him to the corner, then Nick runs up! Connors puts Nick out, then he puts Matt out!

But Christian is back, and he coordinates with The Bucks, LARIAT DOUBLE ENZIGIRI on Connors! Then Cassidy somersaults for a “powerful” back elbow! Finlay runs up, Cassidy kicks the legs out! Finlay hits buckles but Ciampa runs up! Christian sends him into Cash, then dragon sleepers Ciampa. Christian sees Dax run up, kicks him low, and gets him in the same hold, DOUBLE REVERSE DDTS! The fans fire up as FTR, Ciampa and Finlay are all in drop zones! “This is Awesome!” as Cassidy, Christian and The Bucks climb the corners. Connors runs up on Cope, but Cope snatches him into a facelock!

Cope acts as air traffic control as he coordinates everyone, QUADRUPLE MACHO ELBOWS before an IMPALER!! Cover, TWO!! Connors survives and the fans can’t believe it! Ciampa and Finlay get up, The Bucks BLAST them, then DIVE! Down they go at ramp side, then Christian and Cassidy bump into each other. The fans cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for making this the opener! Cassidy puts his hands up, but Christian stops him. Christian shakes his head, but then Cassidy makes Christian put his hands in his pockets! The fans fire up as Christian just THROWS Cassidy out onto FTR! Christian then goes up, up, and SUPER CROSSBODIES The Dogs!

Cope calls out a shot, runs, but into a SHATTER MACHINE!! FTR snatches Cope outta nowhere, Connors makes the cover, but Cassidy breaks it! The fans fire up as now FTR has Cassidy surrounded. But Cassidy “unleashes” his kicks! The fans go nuts with every shot, but FTR shoves Cassidy! SHATTER- DOUBLE SUPERKICKS on Cash! Cassidy fights free of Dax, but Dax blocks Nick’s Superkick! Dax sends it into Matt! Nick SUPERKICKS through after all! Finlay clinches, IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER on Nick! Matt feints the kick to DDT! But then Ciampa KNEES Matt down! Christian chicken wings Ciampa, turns him around, KILLSWITCH!

Connors JEEP FLIPS Christian! Connors then stalks Cope while the fans boo. Connors lines up a shot, Cope rises to his feet, Connors runs in! But Cope jumps over Connors’ spear, sending it into Dax! The fans fire up, Stoke freaks out, and The Bucks join Cope in the ring. They TRIPLE SUPERKICK Connors! Cassidy is in, ORANGE PUNCH! SPEAR from Cope!! Cover, C&C Conglomeration Bucks win!

Winners: Orange Cassidy, Adam Copeland, Christian Cage & The Young Bucks, by pinfall

Another star-studded 10 Man Tag, and it was a huge win for all the hungry contenders. Christian doesn’t wanna celebrate, but he does signal that he and Cope will be champions. Will putting their tag team legacy on the line be enough to take the gold? Or will Double or Nothing be the last night that team reeks of awesomeness?

 

Will Ospreay continues to train with The Death Riders.

They’re outside this time, Claudio Castagnoli playing some wall ball with Marina Shafir and Pac. Daniel Garcia says, “Tonight is the night that we’ve all been waiting for: The Aerial Assassin, Will Ospreay, is cleared and back on Dynamite. And rumor has it, the kid’s been working real hard and he’s got some new tricks up his sleeves. So Young Boy Billy, tonight you gotta show me something, c’mon.” Garcia gets a quick turn in on wall ball while cameras move over. Ospreay is maintaining a neck bridge while Jon Moxley uses Wheeler Yuta as a living dummy to show just how to push and pull and bend and twist on the various chinlocks and headlocks.

Use the right arm to push against the head, then snake in the left arm for the sleeper. Pry and shoot. Moxley asks how Ospreay feels. Ospreay lets off the bridge and says honestly, the best he’s felt in forever. Moxley asks if Ospreay remembers the night he won the Best of the Super Juniors. Yeah, 2019. AKA a lifetime ago. Ospreay was carefree, flew like a bird, for no other reason than that’s just what birds do. So simple back then, chasing that feeling, like no other feeling in the world. Can’t really grab it in your hands for more than a few seconds. The joy of doing it. Then everybody comes in and tries to make it so overcomplicated.

Years pass, life happens, a family starts, responsibilities show up, bad things happen, bad choices catch up to you, and it’s all weight on your shoulders. You feel like you can’t fly. But Moxley will tell you something: Nothing is different. Nothing has changed. All those things are still gonna be there, but you can still fly. You’re just more dangerous now. You’re a bird of prey. So tonight, when you got out there, don’t go out there to protect anything. Not your neck, your image, your reputation, or what you’ve built in your career. Go out there to give something. Moxley checks on Yuta and says dammit, if you’re gonna snap a headlock, snap the headlock!

Moxley storms off to instruct his pupil, but will Ospreay use everything he has been taught to great effect? Or will he have to fold against Ace Austin?

 

Chris Jericho speaks.

“You wanna face Jericho in a match of my own design, Ricochet? A spectacle so innovative, so imaginative, it cannot be contained, it can only be witnessed. Well, be careful what you demand, because you’ve made a few enemies yourself, Ricochet. And now a match designed specifically to settle scores without any, and I mean AAANY~, limitations has gotten even bigger.” Chris Jericho & The Hurt Syndicate were just looking for two more, but “Jungle” Jack Perry said he can bring four: himself, The Young Bucks, and KENNY OMEGA! Jericho tells Ricochet that this is no longer what he designed, but it is a devil’s dance of destruction! Ricochet’s destruction!

Ricochet got what he wanted, now can he handle it? Bald. The first-ever SEVEN VS SEVEN Stadium Stampede, who will even survive?

Ricochet & The Demand respond.

They stand with Mark Davis of the Don Callis Family and Ricochet says we all know Jericho does a lot of talking out of his ass while The Demand gets things done. Just like Davis did when he defeated Jack for the AEW National Championship at Fairway to Hell. Hold it with pride, Davis, Ricochet knows you’ll do it well. Davis says he’s got this. Ricochet says Davis has joined the dream team, but he’s not the only one. Because compliments to Ricochet’s golfing buddy, Don Callis, look who else he’s sending: Andrade El Idolo! Gracias, amigo. But it doesn’t stop there, the train keeps rolling. Ricochet was just approached by two guys who have an ax to grind with the superkick sidekicks.

These two wanna fill out the last two spots, so who is Ricochet to say no to The Dogs? Finlay & Connors storm in, and Finlay says to put it simple, they will fight The Bucks in the streets, in the ring, but guess it’s fighting at Double or Nothing! If they want violence, if they want carnage, if they want chaos, who better than The Dogs?! The Dogs bark and Liona roars, but will these seven stand tall in the Big Apple?

 

“Speedball” Mike Bailey w/ Kevin Knight VS BK Westbrook!

JetSpeed has a lot of momentum on their side, and as stated last week at Fairway to Hell, they’re looking to grab up all the gold they can. Will Speedball keep on rolling towards his own golden opportunity? Or will #Supastud prove his own worth?

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two step up. Bailey bows in respect, offers a handshake, but Westbrook goes to roll Bailey up! Bailey stays on his feet, then steps over to sit down on a cover, TWO! Westbrook ducks a Penalty Kick, avoids the moonsault, and the sweep! Bailey dodges, Westbrook tiger feints through the ropes, but Bailey handsprings up and over! The fans fire up as Bailey ducks an elbow to whip. Westbrook goes up, around, but kinda fumbles his tumble. The fans cheer and jeer him for his attempt, but Westbrook blocks the boot! Westbrook FLIPS Bailey, springboards in, but Bailey dodges! TIME ADVENTURE!

Bailey pushes Westbrook down, goes up the corner, and the fans fire up for the ULTIMATE WEAPON! Cover, Bailey wins!

Winner: Mike Bailey, by pinfall

Another fast ‘n’ furious finish, and Bailey’s on a hot streak! But now, the other side of JetSpeed looks to keep it up! But just who is Kevin Knight defending the TNT Championship against? It’s… BRIAN CAGE!? The Machine finally returns to action, and he has the Don Callis Family with him! Will Cage be able to ground Knight and take this title back to the family?

AEW TNT Championship Open Challenge: Kevin Knight w/ “Speedball” Mike Bailey VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who betta!

The bell rings, Cage runs up, but Knight dodges! Knight fires haymakers, Cage shoves him, but Knight dodges. Knight CHPOS, but Cage doesn’t budge! Cage makes the pecs dance, so Knight CHOPS again! The fans cheer as Cage eggs Knight on. Knight urns, leaps, but into Cage’s arms! Cage uses Knight to do curls, then THROWS knight! Knight lands out, RAMS Cage, but Cage comes back! Knight RAMS Cage again, but it’s still not enough! Knight tries a bigger SHOULDER TACKLE, but Cage stays standing! Knight runs one more time, ducks ‘n’ dodges, SATELLITE- NO, Cage stops the DDT! Cage THROWS Knight away!

Knight staggers, Cage SUPERKICKS him down! “Who betta than Cage?!” The fans fire up as Cage storms up on Knight, stands him up, and bumps him off buckles. Cage RAMS into Knight, stands him up, then RAMS again! The ref counts, Cage CHOPS, and the fans cheer. Bailey rallies the fans but Archer coaches Cage, and Cage whips Knight hard into the corner! The fans are torn as Cage hauls Knight up. Cage ROCKS Knight, CHOPS him, then CHOKES him on the ropes! The ref counts, Cage stops at 4, then Cage stalks Knight. Cage stands Knight up, whips him to the corner, then runs in, only for Knight to BOOT! Cage still LARIATS!

Cage hauls Knight up, whips him to ropes, but Knight grabs ropes. Knight DUMPS Cage out, then DROPKICKS him down! Cage sputters, the fans fire up, and Knight builds speed to DIVE! But he bounces off Cage! Cage then fireman’s carries, APRON F5! Knight sputters but Cage goes up the steps to soak up cheers and jeers, all while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Cage refreshes the ring count, drags Knight up again, and hits an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Knight writhes, Cage refreshes the count again, then he whips Knight into barriers! Knight practically falls into the laps of the front row! But Cage brings Knight around to CHOP him down! Cage soaks up the cheers and jeers before he brings Knight around again. Cage SMACKS Knight off the apron, then puts him in the ring. Cage storms into the ring, drags Knight by his legs, and ties the legs up into a TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Knight endures as Cage sits deep! Knight powers up, fights his way forward, and he reaches to the ROPEBREAK!

The ref counts, Cage lets go at 4, but Cage brings Knight up. Knight CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS, but Cage still doesn’t back down. Knight fires more shots, but Cage UPPERCUTS him down! Cage digs his boot into Knight at the corner, but he stops as the ref counts. Cage drags Knight up, puts him in a corner, and LARIATS! Cage wrenches to then SAIDO Knight away! Knight flounders to the apron, Cage soaks up more cheers and jeers, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Knight rises to fire forearms on Cage, but Cage ROCKS Knight in return! Cage slingshots Knight into a facelock, for a SPIRALING SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!

Knight survives and Cage is frustrated, but Cage decides to write Knight off. Cage drags Knight up, reels him in, and suplexes, DRILL- NO, Knight slips free to waistlock. But Cage ELBOWS Knight, whips, but Knight jumps up! SATELLITE- NO, Cage goes for ropes! Knight HOTSHOTS Cage for it! Then Knight springboards back in, MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up while both men are down! A standing count starts while the fans rally up. Cage goes to a corner but he runs up on Knight. Knight bobs ‘n’ weaves, fires off shots, then fires a flurry of haymakers! But Cage grabs and TOSSES Knight to a corner!

Cage runs up, Knight dodges, and Knight runs back in. Knight ducks ‘n ‘dodges, FLAPJACK DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Cage bails out! Knight builds speed and FLIES! Cage catches him?!? The fans go nuts as Cage lifts, but Knight RANAS Cage into POST! The fans cheer as Knight hurries to get space. Knight runs, goes up the apron, and LEAPING LARIATS! Down goes Cage! The fans fire up with Knight, he puts Cage in the ring, and he hurries up the corner. Archer creeps up, but Bailey SUPERKICKS him! The fans cheer, but Cage CLUBS Knight! Cage then climbs up, and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Knight survives, but Archer guzels Bailey! Bailey fights free of the choke slam to mule kick Archer! Cage runs up, but Bailey springboards to ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Down goes the Murderhawk Monster! knight springboards, Cage dodges, but Knight leaps the discus lariat! SATELLITE DDT finally lands! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Knight is beside himself! Knight hurries to run in at the corner, but Cage ELBOWS him away! Cage goes up, but into the UPPER- NO! Cage stops the rana! Cage YANKS Knight up to the top, for a SUPER- UPPER ROOM!! Knight still throws Cage, then goes up top!

Knight aims, MOTHERSHIP UFO SPLASH!! Cover, KNIGHT WINS!!

Winner: Kevin Knight, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

The Machine was out for 14 months and yet no ring rust to be found! However, The Jet is just #2Fly2Stop! Bailey brings mics into the ring to say, “Congratulations to The Jet on a hell of a win!” Knight says much appreciated. But like he said, they’re red hot right now! And Brian Cage, welcome back! Cage took Knight to his limits, but The Jet is still standing as TNT Champion. But Knight can’t get over how last week, he couldn’t get the job done becoming #Jet2Belts. Bailey says forget last week. Knight IS a future AEW World Champion! Bailey says he knows it, and everyone here knows it! The fans cheer that!

Knight says he appreciates the support from Bailey and Ashville. Bailey is always in his corner, Knight is always in Bailey’s. And if Bailey keeps it up, he’ll be singles champion, too. Bailey says yeah, Knight got him thinking. Tonight, Darby VS Takeshita, BAILEY WANTS NEXT! Bailey says Takeshita was his greatest rival in Japan, but they’ve yet to have a singles match in AEW. And Darby, as much as Bailey wants to see MJF go bald…! Bailey is coming for Darby’s AEW World Championship! JetSpeed daps it up, will they become a 2 Fly 2 Man Power Trip?

 

AEW reveals the Men’s Owen Hart Memorial Tournament Brackets!

This year’s tournaments will go through Double or Nothing, and the finals will coincide with Forbidden Door 2026 on Sunday, June 28th in San Jose, California! The winner of each tournament will then challenge for THE AEW World Championship and AEW Women’s World Championships on August 30th at All In: London! And so, for the opening round, it will be: “Jungle” Jack Perry VS Mark Davis; Claudio Castagnoli VS Brody King; then Double or Nothing has both Samoa Joe VS Will Ospreay, and Swerve Strickland VS Bandido!

 

“Jungle” Jack Perry speaks.

“Mark Davis… I’m sure you feel some congratulations are in order. But you’re not champion to me. You see, you’re built like an Australia grizzly bear, yet you still needed somebody to hit me in the back with a golf club for you to beat me. At Stadium Stampede, bring your friends, bring any weapon you want, and I will crack you over the skull with it. Because anything goes. But after that, it’s back to grass roots, because it is you and me, fighting for a shot at the world title at All In: London. And in the Owen Hart Tournament, I will prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that I’m a better wrestler than you. I am the FUTURE world champion!

“And if you don’t like that, F YOU!” Jungle Jack is sharpening his knife, but will his edge be razor sharp when it comes time to cut down Dunkzilla?

 

Will Ospreay VS Ace Austin!

We’ve seen the Aerial Assassin training with The Death Riders, he’s won gold with his old friends in The United Empire, and now he’s about to face a dangerous man at Double or Nothing. Will Ospreay be more than ready for Samoa Joe after tonight? Or will he fail to even get past The Inevitable?

The bell rings and the fans cheer Ospreay as he stares down with Ace. Ospreay offers a handshake, Ace accepts, and the fans cheer the sportsmanship. They circle, tie up, and Ospreay wrenches to wristlock. Ace rolls, handsprings, and wrenches, but Ospreay rolls, kips up, and wrenches back. Ospreay hammerlocks, Ace rolls to kip up and wrench to then armlock. Ospreay endures the grind, fights around, and he arm-drags Ace down. Ace endures, fights around, and rises up. Ace shoots through to waistlock but Ospreay switches. Ospreay hits the headlock takeover, Ace headscissors, but Ospreay kips free.

The fans cheer the standoff, and the two reset. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and go shoulder to shoulder in a Test of Strength. The fans rally as Ace pushes Ospreay back. Ace has Ospreay down for a knuckle lock cover, ONE as Ospreay gets his arm up. Ace pushes it down, cover, ONE as Ospreay gets the other arm up. Ace tries again, ONE as Ospreay bridges! Ace jumps up, but Ospreay holds the bridge! That training truly pays off! Ace jumps, Ospreay gets him for a MONKEY FLIP! The fans fire up as Ospreay then arm-drags! Ospreay wristlocks and he bends the fingers! Ospreay isolates the arm to then STOMP it!

Ace clutches his arm as Ospreay shows his training already. Ospreay wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, then whips Ace. Ace reverses, he blocks a boot, but not the AX KICK! Ospreay headlocks, Ace powers up and out, but Ospreay RUNS him over! Things keep moving, Ace drop toeholds to ENZIGIRI! And basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Ace facelocks Ospreay, turns him, NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Ospreay ROCKS Ace, ROCKS him again, and again! Ace trips Ospreay, hooks up the legs, and he turns Ospreay over to tie the legs up! MUDA LOCK! The fans rally as Ospreay endures being bent back, and he crawls forward to the ROPEBREAK!

The fans cheer while Ace lets go. Ospreay checks his neck but he is alright to continue. Ace drags Ospreay up, reels him in, but Ospreay wrenches out to SOBAT! Ospreay whips, Ace reverses, but Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to RAN- NO! Ace blocks to swing Ospreay up into a fireman’s carry! Ace does a squat for the DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Ace flexes, covers, TWO! Ospreay stay sin this while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Ace is frustrated already, but he stalks Ospreay to ropes. Ace kicks Ospreay around, CLUBS him down, but Ospreay fires back. Ace bumps Ospreay off buckles, kicks and ROCKS him, then snapmares. Ace KNEES Ospreay in the back, then clamps on with a chinlock. Ospreay endures, even as Ace cranks the neck, and Ospreay fires shots from below. Ace DECKS Ospreay for it! Ospreay rises up, but Ace DECKS him again! Ospreay sits up again, so Ace BOOTS him down! Ace waits on Ospreay, then BOOTS him again! Ospreay goes to a corner, Ace CHOPS him, then reels Ospreay in for a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Ospreay toughs it out but Ace drags him around.

Ace steps over, traps Ospreay in a headscissors, then grinds him down. Ospreay endures, even as Ace puts on the squeeze. Ospreay fights around, rises up, and Electric Chair Lifts Ace! Ace slips free to ROCK Ospreay in the back! Ace CLUBS Ospreay to a corner, then CHOKES him on the ropes! The ref counts, Ace backs off, and Ace CHOPS Ospreay! Ospreay ROCKS Ace! Ace ROCKS Ospreay! Ace KICKS the leg, CHOPS Ospreay down, then brings Ospreay back around. Ace rains down ELBOWS on Ospreay before he clamps on another chinlock. Ospreay endures as Dynamite returns to single picture, and the fans rally up.

Ospreay fires body shots, Ace puts him in the corner, but Ospreay BOOTS him away! Ospreay is on the apron, he springboards back in, PIP PIP CHEERIO! The fans fire up with Ospreay as he watches Ace rise up. Ospreay ducks a shot, atomic drops, then KNEES, ROUNDHOUSES, and STANDING SKY TWISTERS! Cover, TWO! Ace survives that quick string of moves, but Ospreay brings him back around. Ospreay wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, then KICKS the bad arm! And KICKS again! And again! But Ace blocks one to ROCK Ospreay! Ace whips, Ospreay handsprings, NEURALIZER KICK!

The fans fire up while Ace bails out! Ospreay has the fans shouting “OI! OI! OI!” as he takes aim. But Ace avoids the plancha! Ospreay blocks the kick, only for Ace to handstand out of the sweep! Ace avoids another sweep, but Ospreay avoids the kick! Ace avoids yet another sweep by going up and over the corner! Ace WRECKS Ospreay with a dropkick, then aims to PLANCHA after all! Down goes Ospreay and the fans fire up! Ace drags Ospreay up, but Ospreay puts him int he ring! Ace rewinds to headscissor, but Ospreay pops Ace up to SUPERKICK the arm out! Ospreay then climbs up, takes aim, and BLINDSIDE FOREARM!

The fans fire up as Ospreay springboards, OSCUTTER! Cover, TWO! Ace survives and Ospreay is stunned! Ospreay just shakes it off, goes to the corner, and takes aim. Ace slowly rises up, but he ducks the Hidden Blade to DOUBLE STOMP! Ospreay sputters, Ace falls back, and now Ace takes aim. Ace runs corner to corner to A-LIST LARIAT! Then he LARIATS again and again! Ace hoists Ospreay up top, then slips outside to ENZIGIRI! Ospreay wobbles, Ace gets space, and Ace runs up! FLIPPING RANA! The fans fire up as Ace is ready to deal the winning hand! But then Ospreay pops Ace up, and gets him in position! STYLES- NO, Ace pops free!

Ace trips Ospreay, steps through, ties up the legs, TRAILER HITCH BRIDGE! TWO!! Ospreay escapes, but Ace KNEES, KICKS, and fireman’s carries! Ace tucks Ospreay to then swing him out, AIR RAID FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives and Ace is beside himself! “This is Awesome!” as Ace stalks Ospreay to a corner. Ace ROCKS Ospreay again and again, then hoists Ospreay up top. But Ospreay fires shots in return! Ace ROCKS Ospreay, goes up, but Ospreay pushes on Ace’s arm! Then he HOTSHOTS the arm as he drops down, and he tucks Ace in! CHEEKY NAN- NO, Ace dodges! Ace RAMS low, springboards in and FLYING- LIGER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up as Ace survives again! Ospreay roars, the fans are with him, and he ROCKS Ace! Ace ROCKS Ospreay, and repeat! They go back and forth, then Ospreay KICKS! Ace fires another forearm, Ospreay kicks, then Ace CHOPS! They go back and forth again, but Ace CHOPS and ROKCS, until Ospreay fires Kawada Kicks! CHOP! Ace HEEL KICKS! Ace shakes out the bad arm, runs up, but Ospreay dodges to then ROLLING ELBOW! And HOOK KICK! Then the underhooks for the STORM- NO, Ace pops free, then goes to a corner. Ospreay runs up but Ace goes sideways! Ospreay hits buckles, Ace hits the FLYING CHUCK!

The fans fire up as Ace shuffles the deck, and runs up for the0 NO, Ospreay BACKDROPS Ace, but Ace lands on his feet! HIDDEN BLADE!! Ospreay isn’t done with just one, he aims from the corner and… Ace flops over! The fans boo but Ospreay shows no mercy. He just runs up to PENALTY KICK the bad arm! Then a FLYING ARMBAR TAKEDOWN!! Ace TAPS, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by submission

That might’ve been Ospreay’s first win by submission ever! He signals that his neck is no longer a problem, and he shows Ace respect for that fight. Ace accepts the handshake again, and Ospreay is moving on towards Double or Nothing with a great amount of momentum. But wait! SAMOA JOE is here! He and The Opps walk out on stage, and with mic in hand, Joe says, “Ospreay, Ospreay… OSPREAY, OSPREAY!” Joe is clearly mocking the chants for Ospreay, and the fans give genuine chanting and even singing in return. Joe says he just wanted to make sure Ospreay was listening, because these past few weeks, it seemed like Ospreay had a hard time hearing him.

Despite Ospreay’s best efforts, fate has put them on a collision course in the opening round of the Owen Hart Cup. The fans like the sound of that! Joe say she is here for one reason and one reason alone. He wants to speak about choices and consequences. Ospreay could’ve made the right choice and get a bye in this tournament, because that is what Joe would do for one of his friends. But Ospreay chose poorly. He could’ve been with the team that would do nothing but support and enhance Ospreay, but he decided to be a lapdog for Moxley and the Death Riders. The fans boo, Ospreay says he’s not a Death Rider.

Joe says Ospreay has made his choice, and come Double or Nothing, Joe makes Ospreay suffer the consequences. But Joe leaves Ospreay in peace tonight, for he has his date with destiny. But unfortunately, Joe’s friends, Katsuyori Shibata & Anthony Bowens, still feel slighted, and he doesn’t put leashes on his friends. Shibata & Bowens storm down the ramp, Ospreay ready to fight them both if he has to. But then The Death Riders appear! Ospreay may not have officially joined the club, but the Death Riders aren’t going to let their investment go to waste! The Opps say they’re #NeverLacking, but that doesn’t seem to be the case now!

Shibata & Bowens back down while Moxley, Marina, Claudio, Yuta, Garcia & Pac all step up to support Ospreay. Joe says, “Soon. Soon.” The fans cheer the Death Riders, or at least Moxley, but Bowens promises Joe is gonna kill you, Ospreay! The dream match for Double or Nothing is on, but will the training with The Death Riders make Ospreay the new King of Harts?

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week!

If you liked last week’s THREE HOUR block of AEW, then you’ll love this next one! Portland, Maine, the last Wednesday before Double or Nothing, Dynamite & Collision are combining forces again! Three hours all on TBS and HBO Max, make sure your DVR is set accordingly!

 

Backstage interview with Don Callis & Konosuke Takeshita.

Renee is now with The Invisible Hand & The Alpha, saying tonight is a huge opportunity in the main event, Konosuke facing Darby Allin for THE AEW World Championship. Konosuke could be heading into Double or Nothing as a- Callis stops Renee there to say Konosuke will be heading into Double or Nothing as a DOUBLE champion! But then MJF steps in, apologizes for the interruption but says Renee’s doing a great job. The Scumbag tells Konosuke that while it’s been a minute since the two of them have talked, three years actually, back when MJF beat him… MJF has seen Konosuke develop into truly one of the best wrestlers in the world!

MJF believes that tonight, Konosuke beats Darby for the title, goes to DON to beat Okada, and MJF can’t think of a better match than Konosuke VS MJF Part 2 for the world title. How’s that sound? MJF offers a handshake, Konosuke shakes his hand, but in Japanese, Konosuke tells MJF that he’ll beat the crap out of him. Thankfully, MJF doesn’t know Japanese. Callis says that was a nice pep talk MJF just gave, and MJF says yes, he knows. That kid needs to win, okay? MJF can’t let Darby turn him into some disgusting, bald freak! No offense, Callis looks great. But look, there is only one foolproof way to know MJF won’t be put in that situation.

So if things get hairy… MJF hands over the Dynamite Diamond Ring! Callis smiles, and say she understands what to do with it. But then in steps Andrade. El Idolo takes off his hat to shake out his amazing head of hair, and smiles at MJF. MJF frowns and leaves. Callis says here’s the deal: Takeshita will bring the world title home to the Don Callis Family tonight! Andrade asks, “How you know?” Callis says aye dios mio, he seriously doesn’t know where Andrade learned English. Andrade says one way or another, the next time, that will be HIS title. Callis says yes, he knows, it’s all good. Callis is a man of many talents, but will his family be dripping with gold thanks to a diamond ring?

 

AEW now announces the Women’s Owen Hart Memorial Tournament brackets!

Double or Nothing will see Willow Nightingale, the reigning Queen of Harts, take on Alex Windsor, while we will see Persephone VS Hazuki, Skye Blue vs Sareee, and Mina Shirakawa VS Athena! Champions from around the world are gathering for this tournament, but who will be headed to Forbidden Door, and then All In: London?

 

Backstage interview with The Conglomeration.

Renee Paquette is now with Orange Cassidy, Kyle O’Reilly, Roderick Strong, and Willow Nightingale. Renee commends Cassidy on his part in the 10 Man Tag victory. But it seems that there is even more business to attend to. Cassidy says yes, the team has a shot at THE AEW World Tag Team Championships. It doesn’t matter who it is, they’re getting their shot, but the thing is… They still haven’t decided on which two will be. Kyle says Cassidy & Roddy should go for the gold, but Roddy shouts, “KYYYLE~! Thank you.” Kyle says of course. But that’s cuz he’s got gold to chase for himself!

The same man that put Kyle on the shelf for months is the man that Kyle submitted twice, and will submit again. Jon Moxley, Continental Champion, when are we doing this? Willow says speaking of gold, she is still the TBS Champion. But she is also in the Owen Hart Cup. She won this tournament before, she’ll do it all over again, so that she can have all the gold for herself at All In: London. She knows she can, and she will! Then Conglomeration has it all in order? Cassidy says hold on, there’s something missing. They should do a Word of the Day. Why haven’t they done one in so long? Roddy shouts for “MAAARK~!” And yes, Mark Briscoe returns!

The Sussex County Chicken is all fired up, and he says the Word of the day is reunification! For Mark Briscoe is back with his boys and his girls, The Conglomeration! But he’ll put this plain and simple: Tommaso Ciampa! Next Wednesday, Briscoe’s after your ass, son! You hear him? But before that, Saturday Night Collision is in HIS hometown, Salisbury, Maryland! That’s just 4.4 miles from where Briscoe originated on this earth! They’re gonna conglomerate and it’s gonna be a a hell of a time! Are you ready!? Willow and Kyle are fired up, Briscoe goes wild, and the team heads out. Cassidy admits, that was a lot of yelling.

But while The Conglomeration is ready to go Double or Nothing, will they soon have even more gold in the collection? Or are these high and lofty a little too much even for them?

 

Six Woman Tag: Hikaru Shida & The Brawling Birds VS The Triangle of Madness!

With the news of both the AEW Women’s World Championship Fatal 4 Way for Double or Nothing, and the Owen Hart Cup brackets, this trios match is about much more than just settling scores! Will the Shining Samurai be just as sharp as Jamie Hayter going into that title match? Or will Thekla, Skye Blue & Julia Hart continue to bring them down by any means necessary?

The trios sort out and Jamie steps up against Thekla as both a rematch from their 1v1 title match, and a preview of what’s to come in the next. They circle, but then Skye CLOBBERS Jamie! Julia steps in, but so do Shida and Windsor! The Triangle throws hands on Shida & The Birds, then triple whip. But all three reverse, a BOOT for Thekla, a DDT for Skye, and a BACKBREAKER for Julia! The fans cheer as The Triangle bails out! Shida goes out to keep after Skye while Windsor goes after Julia. Jamie gets Thekla back in the ring while Shida and Windsor have the Sisters of Sin in the corners of the barriers. The fans cheer as they all rain down fists!

Windsor, Jamie & Shida all go to nine, then wind up for TEN! The fans cheer again while Thekla sputters. Jamie snap suplexes, but Skye ROCKS Shida! Jamie stomps Thekla, Windsor SLAMS Julia off barriers, and Jamie stomps a mudhole in the corner. The ref counts, Jamie lets off, but Skye and Windsor meet while tightrope walking the barriers! Skye and Windsor trade shots, they wobble a bit, then Skye DECKS Windsor! Skye keeps from falling into the crowd, but Jamie gets her! Windsor joins in and the Birds double gorilla press, SNAKE EYES off the apron! The fans fire up, but Thekla is up top! SUPER CROSSBODY onto The Birds!

The fans fire up again and Thekla is feeling it while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Thekla stomps Windsor, CLUBS Jamie, then helps Skye. But Shida runs up, only for Thekla to ELBOW her down! The Triangle has control again, they ROCK Jamie and Shida and Windsor, then send them all to the desk. The Triangle CHOP again and again and again! Then they wind up, but feint chops to SMACK all three off the apron! The Triangle soaks up the cheers and jeers before putting Jamie back in the ring. Thekla brings Jamie up, snapmares her down, then basement SUPERKICKS! Cocky cover, TWO! Thekla drags Jamie to the corner, tags Julia, and Julia runs up to LARIAT! Then she goes side to side to ELBOW Jamie down!

Julia snapmares Jamie to a cover, TWO! Julia is annoyed but she rains down fists. The ref reprimands, Julia stops, but then she sucker punches Windsor! And Shida, too! Julia then drags Jamie over, bumps her off buckles, and tags in Skye. Skye stomps Jamie around, then digs her boot in! The ref counts, Skye stops at 4, then she brings Jamie up. Jamie fires forearms and CHOPS, but Skye THROWS Jamie down by her hair! The ref reprimands again but Skye rains down forearms. Skye snapmares Jamie, mule kicks her, then covers, TWO! Skye frowns but she stomps Jamie down. Skye tags Julia while Dynamite returns to single picture.

Skye whips Jamie into Julia’s grasp, and Skye BLASTS Shida & Windsor while Julia tags Thekla. Julia has Jamie in the TARANTULA, and Skye sends Windsor in for Thekla’s HANGING HEADSCISSORS! Skye runs up to DOUBLE SHOTGUN The Birds! The fans are torn but Thekla says that’s how the Triangle does it, baby! Thekla then aims to MISSILE- NO, Jamie gest under! Thekla lands out, but Jamie BOOTS her down! Jamie looks at Shida, Shida is hesitant, but Shida tags in! The fans cheer as Shida sends Theknla to the corner, then JUMP KNEES! Shida keeps moving, she BLASTS Skye! Julia ROCKS Shida back!

Julia storms in but Shida kicks her and whips her into Thekla! Shida KNEES them both in the corner! Then Shida puts Thekla sideways in the corner, reels Julia in, and she snap suplexes Julia into Thekla! The fans fire up as Shida then suplexes Thekla high and hard! Cover, TWO! Shida stands Thekla up, Thekla swings but Shida ROCKS her first! And ROCKS her again! Thekla wobbles, swings, but Shida catches Thekla for another forearm! Shida runs the ropes but Thekla mule kicks! Thekla SMACKS Shida, then she dodges a boot to DECK Shida! Thekla talks trash on Shida, then drags her up to tag in Julia.

Julia tags Skye, then tag back to Thekla. The Sisters of Sin hit the DOUBLE GOURD BUSTER and DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Thekla hits the bridge, and she aims for the SPIDER SPEAR! Cover, but The Birds CLOBBER The Sisters of Sin onto it! The fans fire up a Windsor DECKS Skye and Jamie HEADBUTTS Julia! The Birds drag Shida to safety, Windsor tags in, and she CLOBBERS Thekla! Windsor CLUBS away, then fires the fans up. Jamie steps in, BOOT RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP COMBO! Basement LARIAT! And then Windsor lifts! Jamie runs up, but Skye trips Jamie! The fans boo but Skye sends Jamie into steel steps!

Thekla sends Windsor into buckles! Tag to Julia before Shida runs up, TAMASHII KNEE on Thekla! Skye SUPERKICKS Shida! Jamie is back to clinch and HAYTBREAKER! Julia runs up, slips around, SOLE FOOD! Julia kips up, but Windsor is there to whip Julia to ropes! Skye tags in before the SPINEBUSTER! Skye SUPERKICKS Windsor, then brings her up! Skye hops on, CODE- NO, Windsor pops free! Skye SUPERKICKS again, but Windsor HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up as Jamie joins in again, and they DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICH! Then they set Skye up, and Jamie says let’s try this again!

Jamie runs the ropes, but Thekla slides in, BELT SHOT on Jamie!! No question that the ref saw that! The Triangle is disqualified!

Winners: Hikaru Shida & The Brawling Birds, by disqualification

The Toxic Spider doesn’t care about this win, she just wants to do damage! Skye gets Windsor in a DRAGON SLEEPER! The ref stops Thekla from sing the title belt again, so Thekla just takes off her own belt! And she LASHES Windsor while Skye holds her down! More refs rush out here, but Julia MISTS the newbie in the face! Julia stomps away on Jamie, not caring about fines or consequences, either! The fans boo, and Shida is bailing on the Birds? Shida cares more about her chances in that Fatal 4 Way than anything else. But then Willow, Mina, and even Thunder Rosa rush out here! They chase The Triangle off with belts of their own!

The fans cheer as The Babe, the Fighting Gravure Idol & La Mera Mera save the day. But will Jamie make sure Thekla and Shida pay for this at Double or Nothing?

 

AEW World Championship: Darby Allin VS Konosuke Takeshita!

They say “card subject to change,” and that is true even for the best in the world. Kazuchika Okada’s real family takes priority, but his Don Callis Family brother was more than happy to step up for this opportunity. Will The Alpha already have two belts by the time he and The Rainmaker battle over the International Championship? Or will Darby truly be relentless in his pursuit of being the best fighting champion in AEW history?

The introductions are made, THE belt is raised, and we see who goes to Double or Nothing on top!

Callis joins commentary to say that while Darby’s been breaking his own body, Konosuke has perfected “rejuvenation training,” aka relaxing on a beach and sipping sake! The bell rings, and Darby SHOTGUNS Konosuke out! Then Darby DIVES, but Konosuke catches him! Konosuke POSTS Darby, then THROWS him into railing! Konosuke THROWS Darby into the ring, the fans fire up for both guys, and Konosuke hurries to BOOT Darby off the apron! Darby falls in front of commentary but Konosuke gets him right back in the ring. Cover, ONE!! The fans rally as Darby shows his grit, but Konosuke snarls.

Konosuke drags Darby up, Darby fires forearms, but the ALPHA ELBOW knocks Darby down! The fans fire up while Konosuke looms over Darby. Konosuke stands Darby up, and THROWS him into a corner! Darby bounces off the buckles and is bleeding from the mouth already! Konosuke stands Darby up, hoists him up top, then he climbs up after him. But Darby BITES Konosuke, CLUBS him down, and leaps for a CROSSBODY, but he bounces off Konosuke! The fans fire up again as Konosuke whips Darby for a BACKDROP! Darby got serious hangtime there, and he flounders out of the ring. Darby coughs and sputters but the fans rally up.

Konosuke goes out after Darby but Darby SMACKS him! Konosuke KNEES low, KNEES him again and again and again! Konosuke KNEES Darby against the barriers, then refreshes the count. Konosuke whips Darby hard into railing! Darby sputters as he leans against the railing, but Konosuke positions the steel steps. Konosuke then fetches Darby, lines up a shot, but Darby fights the suplex! Darby CLAWS Konosuke’s back, then fires a shot. Konosuke DECKS Darby in return! Darby slumps against the steps, Konosuke runs up, but Darby dodges! Konosuke’s knees hit the steps and he tumbles over! Darby then runs up the steps to SHOTGUN Konosuke down!

The fans fire up while both men are down on the floor! Konosuke checks his knee before he crawls around, and Darby gets in the ring so he can build speed! Darby DIVES! Direct hit on Konosuke but Darby’s the one who hits the desk! The fans fire up while both men are down again, but Darby rises up to get Konosuke on the apron! Darby fires forearms, then goes up a corner! COFFIN- NO, Konosuke catches him for a SUPER BLUE THUNDER BOMB to the floor!! The fans go nuts again and Callis says that’s the end of Darby Allin, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

The ref hurries to check Darby but Callis tells Doc Sampson to call it. Darby is somehow still in this, so Konosuke storms his way over. Konosuke drags Darby up, puts him in the ring, then paces around him. Konosuke runs the ropes to LARIAT! Darby flips inside-out, Konosuke covers him, TWO!! Darby still has fight inside but he’s also dazed. Konosuke clamps onto Darby with a chinlock and squeezes tight. Darby endures, even as Konosuke leans on him with his much-taller frame. Darby reaches out, fights around, and rises up, only for Konosuke to CANADIAN RACK BOMB! Darby sputters all over again while Dynamite returns to single picture.

Konosuke sits back as he watches Darby crawl to the apron. Konosuke storms his way over, but Darby RAMS low! Slingshot sunset flip, but Konosuke rolls through! Only for Darby to kick the legs out! Darby catches Konosuke to a GUILLOTINE! Konosuke endures the squeeze, fights up to his feet, and he powers out to THROW Darby! Darby lands out, fires shots, and RAMS low! Darby then hops on, but Konosuke stops Code Red! Konosuke swings Darby around, tucks him in, BASTARD DRIVER! And WHEELBARROW GERMAN! The fans fire up and Callis says that’s true power! Darby sputters again and Konosuke vows to end this.

Konosuke runs corner to corner, HELLUVA KICK!! Then he hoists Darby up top, climbs up after him, and goes to the very top! The fans freak out already for the SUPER DUPER GERMAN SUPLEX!! Bridging cover, TWO!!! Callis is freaking out as much as the fans, and he protests the count! Konosuke is furious, but he aims for the WAGAMAMA KNEE!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Darby survives by nanoseconds, and Konosuke is beside himself! “This is Awesome!” but now CLØN rushes out here! He distracts the ref, and Callis hurries to take the Dynamite Diamond Ring off his finger to put it in Konosuke’s hands! Konosuke thinks about it, but The Alpha has honor!

The fans cheer as Konosuke wants to do this his way! But then Darby runs up, cradles, TWO!! Konosuke escapes, ALPHA ELBOW!! Darby is down, dazed, but still moving! Konosuke drags Darby up again, goes back to the corner and back to the top rope. The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but it has to end somehow! Darby fights against the lift with headlock punches! Then he hops on, SUPER CODE RED!! Konosuke staggers up, Darby leg scissors, steps through, LAST SUPPER!! TWO?!?! Konosuke escapes again, then bails out! So Darby just goes up top! SUPER COFFIN DROP!! Direct hit and both men are down again!

The fans are thunderous as Konosuke and Darby stir. A ring count climbs, Callis complains that some people just gotta follow directions and run the play! Coach Callis pulled Konosuke outta obscurity, Konosuke would do anything! Now he’s got some gold, some fame, and gets a mind of his own! Callis complaining aside, the ring count is climbing! Darby drags himself in at 9, but Konosuke YANKS him back out! That refreshes the count, and Konosuke vows to end this for real now. Konosuke points to the steel steps, and he drags Darby up onto them with a deadlift RAGING- NO, Darby knees Konosuke, turns things around, and FULL METAL SCORPION DEATH DROP!!!

The fans go nuts again while Konosuke writhes! Konosuke flops off the steps, Darby crawls into the ring, and Darby just climbs the corner again! SUPER DUPER COFFIN DROP!!! Konosuke might be unconscious! Darby still hauls Konosuke into the ring, pushes him to a cover, TWO?!?!? Konosuke survives and Darby is furious! But Darby just reloads, COFFIN DROP but onto knees!!! Ghost pin, TWO!!! Darby escapes but the WAGAMAMA KNEE finds him!! Konosuke hauls Darby up, but Darby pops free! Trip, step through, and SCORPION DEATH LOCK!!! Konosuke endures, reaches out, but Darby sits deep!!

Callis says don’t even think about it! Konosuke almost does, but he bites his own thumb to ignore the pain in his back! Konosuke reaches out, crawls his way forward, and he fights to the ROPEBREAK!!! But Darby is right up top! COFFION DROP on the back!! Then Darby goes right back up, COFFIN DROP again!!! Cover, DARBY WINS!!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

Callis is steaming, but Darby overcomes Konosuke to avenge that loss in the Continental Classic! But it also took so much out of him just to do it! Darby still asks for a mic and one is brought to him. Darby sits up against the ropes, has them cut his music, and he tells MJF to get his ass out here! There’s a contract MJF needs to sign! The ring crew hurries to bring in a table and some chairs for that very contract signing, and MJF makes his entrance. MJF reluctantly makes his way down the ramp, and both men meet at the table. Darby grins with blood still in hiss teeth, and he signs his part of the contract without hesitation, unlike MJF.

The fans already chant “BALD! BALD! BALD!” at MJF, and Darby pushes the contract to his side of the table. MJF grabs the pen, reaches out, but then steps away. MJF scratches his chin as he thinks on this, and the fans just chant, “BALD! BALD! BALD!” again. MJF takes a mic to say he’ll explain something to Darby, looking like he has rabies. But see, MJF is happy for Darby, he hopes Darby’s had fun holding MJF’s AEW World Championship. The fans boo that, but MJF says deep down, there is a small part of him, like the size of a North Carolinian p*nis small. That small part of MJF feels bad for Darby, because he’ll never hold this again!

Darby’s got about a good a chance of holding this title as Hangman Adam Page does again. MJF says guys like Darby are a dime a dozen, here today and gone tomorrow, stuntmen who burn the candle at both ends. In this life, people like all these fans here like to pretend that life is about making friends and family and children. The only thing that matters in life is your legacy. And Darby’s legacy will be that of the kid who had his 15 minutes of fame. They’ll pretend like Darby made a lasting impact, but the fact of the matter is, he hasn’t. He hasn’t! They’ll know deep down that Darby Allin was just a little pr*ck who got lucky.

They’ll know that Darby was too reckless and stupid to stay on top. And after May 24th, Double or Nothing, in that sh*thole of Queens, New York, y’know what MJF’s legacy will be? He’ll go down as the guy who became a THREE-TIME World Champion at just 30 years of age, unprecedented in this sport. And MJF will go down, when it’s all said and done, as the Greatest of All Time! THAT is the difference between them! Darby Allin brags about climbing a mountaintop. But when it comes to professional wrestling, Maxwell Jacob Friedman IS the mountaintop! The fans boo but MJF soaks it up. Darby tells MJF to SHUT UP!

Only someone like MJF who is so vain would think that the number one most important thing in this world is his legacy. Darby doesn’t care about legacy, he cares about living in the moment! And in this moment, Darby just wants MJF to sign the contract. Then at Double or Nothing, Darby makes Maxwell Jacob Friedman a BALLD HEADED B*TCH!! MJF frowns but the fans cheer that! MJF grabs the pen again, and with no choice, he signs on the dotted line! Then he TACKLES Darby! The fans boo as MJF beats up Darby after the war he went through with Konosuke! MJF CHUCKS an armchair outta the ring, FLIPS the table, then picks up his Dynamite Diamond Ring.

MJF puts the ring on his finger like always, then winds up to DECK Darby!! The fans boo but MJF just soaks it all up. MJF throws off his jacket, picks up the belt, and he stands over Darby with it. But then MJF isn’t done with Darby, he puts Darby on the top rope! MJF climbs up to join him, and drags Darby into position! But wait! Kevin Knight runs out here to chase MJF off! The Jet still owes The Scumbag a receipt, but it seems we’ll all have to wait on that. Will MJF still take back the title at Double or Nothing? Or will Darby keep the belt and take MJF’s dignity?


My Thoughts:

An awesome episode for Dynamite as things heat up towards Double or Nothing. Awesome 10 Man Tag to open, great win for the Faces, not that it added much to FTR VS C&C. Good promo from Jericho to look back on Stadium Stampede and hype up this year’s match. Good promo from The Demand with Davis and The Dogs, and I suppose this maximizes the feuds as well as the alliances throughout the locker room. Who knows who wins but the match will still be awesome, just as the original was. Good promo from Conglomeration, too, Cassidy & Roddy going after FTR while Kyle VS Moxley happens on the side, that’s great stuff.

Speaking of Moxley, great promo from him and Ospreay. Moxley’s semi-turn has really brought out his sage philosophical side. Great match from Ospreay VS Ace, and while Ospreay could always bring out his aggression, seeing him use more technical wrestling and even winning with a submission is good stuff. Good promo from Joe, and I liked Death Riders backing Ospreay up. Very good Owen Hart Cup brackets this year, Joe VS Ospreay is a great choice given this story, but I would think Ospreay wins that one. Good promo from Jack Perry to call out Davis, and I suppose Jack can win in the Owen Cup to then move on from the National title.

Great seeing Brian Cage back, he gave Knight an awesome match, but with JetSpeed wanting to go on a Two Man Power Trip, it makes sense Kevin won out. Same for Bailey beating Westbrook, even though Westbrook maybe went too hard on his own acrobatic escape. Great stuff in the Six Woman Tag, and I appreciate Shida didn’t ditch until after the match. Willow, Mina & Rosa might get their own Six Woman Tag with Triangle of Madness after that interaction, but also can’t wait to see if Willow can go back-to-back as Queen of Harts. For that matter, I personally would love to see Athena use the Owen Cup to move on from being ROH Women’s World Champion, but that depends on how Supercard of Honor goes this Friday.

And of course, another wild instant classic from Darby as he overcomes Takeshita. I knew the diamond ring would come into play with that reverse effect, good way of protecting Takeshita in the loss. Good stuff with MJF tonight, too, such as the opening segment’s parade of bald men to send the message to MJF. That was also a unique contract signing segment in that it came together so quickly after the main event match. Good stuff from MJF as always, and of course he attacks Darby. I feel like either Knight should not have made the save, or both parts of JetSpeed should’ve made the save. It just seems odd that only Knight cared about saving Darby. The closing moment was much better when it was MJF standing over Darby with the belt.

My Score: 9/10

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