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Mitchell’s WWE SummerSlam Results & Report! (8/3/25)

SummerSlam Sunday!

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The moment of truth!

The historic TWO-NIGHT SummerSlam has one epic finale: John Cena VS Cody Rhodes for the Undisputed WWE Championship, in a Street Fight!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE Women’s World Championship Triple Threat: Naomi VS Rhea Ripley VS Iyo Sky; Naomi wins and retains the title.
  • WWE Tag Team Championships TLC Six Pack Challenge: Joe Gacy & Dexter Lumis VS Andrade & Rey Fenix VS The Street Profits VS #DIY VS The Motor City Machine Guns VS Fraxiom; Gacy & Lumis win and retain the titles.
  • WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship No Holds Barred Match: Becky Lynch VS Lyra Valkyria; Becky wins and retains the title, Lyra can no longer challenge her for it.
  • WWE United States Championship Steel Cage Match: Solo Sikoa VS Jacob Fatu; Solo wins and retains the title.
  • WWE Intercontinental Championship: Dominik Mysterio VS AJ Styles; Dom wins and retains the title.
  • Undisputed WWE Championship Street Fight: John Cena VS Cody Rhodes; Cody wins and becomes the new Undisputed WWE Champion.

PLAY BY PLAY

It’s the SummerSlam Sunday Countdown Show!

Join Michael Cole, Wade Barrett & Big E in discussing, analyzing, and predicting all the historic action here on night two of SummerSlam!

 

Tigirlily Gold sings God Bless America.

 

And you thought last night was big?

Yes, new women’s tag team champions, but also the “Ruse of the Century” with Seth Rollins showing up to cash-in and take the World Heavyweight Championship. Druski says that just happened, but what do you think tonight’s gonna bring? Cuz they ain’t done yet. Not even close. Tonight, we run it back, we run it louder, and we take one more shot to shake the world. Let’s shut it down the only way we know how, and lose our minds doing it. No count outs, no disqualifications, there MUST be a winner, and that’s not just for one match for one title. Many belts are on the line with nothing holding anyone back! You’re gonna wanna remember this moment. Druski promises this is going to get wicked and wild. SummerSlam Night Two is out here!

 

Paul “Triple H” Levesque is here!

The Game steps into the ring as the fans cheer, and he has the mic to say, “So here we are. This is it. This is the moment. This is YOUR time! All of you right now are part of the biggest SummerSlam in history!” The fans cheer that! HHH then tells them that if they thought last night was something, “you ain’t seen nothing yet!” MetLife Stadium, HHH has one question for ya. “Are you ready?” No, he said… ARE YOU READY!? The fans cheer, and HHH welcomes us to the biggest SummerSlam in history! The pyro goes off, and it’s time to make that history!

 

WWE Women’s World Championship Triple Threat: Naomi VS Rhea Ripley VS Iyo Sky!

The 2025 Miss Money in the Bank had been telling everyone to #ProceedWithCaution, but clearly The Eradicator and the Genius of the Sky weren’t paying attention. Naomi cashed in at Evolution, has rubbed it in ever since, but both Rhea and Iyo are after her now. Will Naomi have to have eyes on the back of her head now? Or can she use these two against each other all over again?

Naomi’s father, Derek Mack, plays live rock guitar for her entrance! The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is prepared for this defining moment!

The bell rings and the fans rally up. The three watch each other, but Naomi dares Rhea and Iyo to settle their little score. Rhea and Iyo look at Naomi, they want to settle that score. Naomi bails out, the fans boo, but Naomi soaks up the heat. Iyo and Rhea lock eyes, but they decide to stay focused on the common enemy. Naomi sees that, says okay, and she goes around the way. Rhea hurries out to stop Naomi from going to the ramp! Naomi turns around, but Iyo stops Naomi from going near commentary! The fans fire up as the champ is cornered, but she hurries into the ring! But so do Rhea and Iyo! The fans cheer, Naomi swings, but Rhea sends her into Iyo’s forearm!

The fans cheer as Naomi is a pinball between her challengers! They kick her to a corner, then Rhea sends Iyo in for a DROPKICK! Iyo feeds Naomi to Rhea, but Naomi slides under! The BOOT hits Iyo! Naomi mule kicks Rhea, then she storms up on Iyo. Naomi BULLDOGS Iyo into Rhea at the corner! Naomi pushes her challengers out, she goes up, and Naomi DOUBLE CROSSBODIES! Down go Rhea and Iyo! Naomi hurries to TOSS Rhea out, then she goes back to Iyo. Naomi PENALTY KICKS Iyo down, then wrenches her hair! Naomi THROWS Iyo by her hair, THROWS her again, then she mocks the fans chanting for Iyo.

Naomi hangs Iyo out to dry, then goes side to side to KICK Iyo down! But Rhea grabs Naomi! Naomi BITES Rhea’s hand! The fans fire up as Naomi then DECKS Rhea! Naomi has Iyo and SMACKS her off the corner! DRAPING FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Naomi drags Iyo around with a facelock, CLUBS her and CLAWS her! The ref reprimands but that’s all she can do as Naomi CLAWS Iyo more! Naomi stands Iyo up, Rhea returns, but Iyo is sent into Rhea! Naomi then goes up the ropes, FLYING CHUCK DDT COMBO! Cover on Rhea, TWO! Rhea is tougher than that but Naomi HAMMERS away on her!

The fans rally and duel, but Naomi stands on Rhea. Naomi pulls on the arms and STOMPS Rhea down! Naomi soaks up the heat, then runs in at the corner. Rhea puts Naomi on the apron, but Naomi ROUNDHOUSES! APRON HEATSEEKER! Naomi goes up, Rhea stands, and Naomi BLOCKBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! Naomi KICKS Rhea, but Iyo is up top! Naomi avoids the missile dropkick, Iyo comes back and tilt-o-whirls to sunset flip! But Naomi rolls through to basement ENZIGIRI! Iyo tumbles away and the fans fire up as Naomi mocks the crazy taunt. But Rhea rises up! Rhea runs up, dodges a lariat to wrench and short arm LARIAT!

Rhea short arm LARIATS, then ripcords to mule kick! And atomic FACEBUSTER! Iyo is up and she springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK Naomi! Iyo kips up, she and Rhea do the taunt together! Iyo then gives Naomi a 619! Rhea GERMAN SUPLEXES Naomi and Naomi tumbles out. Rhea talks trash, but now she and Iyo are alone. The fans fire up as the friendly rivals run up. Iyo dodges, handsprings, but Rhea dodges. Iyo wheelbarrows, Rhea blocks the roll-up, and she pops Iyo to an Electric Chair SLAM! Cover, TWO! Iyo survives but Rhea stays focused. Rhea drags Iyo up, pump handle and RIP- NO, Iyo cradles! TWO!

Iyo wrangles Rhea into a CROSSFACE! Rhea endures, reaches out, rolls through, but Iyo KNEES her! Then BUZZ- NO, Rhea ducks it! Rhea Electric Chair Lifts again, but Iyo POISON-RANAS! Cover, Naomi breaks it! The fans fire up as all three women are down! “This is Awesome!” as Naomi goes to a corner. Iyo runs up, Naomi ELBOS her away! Naomi runs, slides under a shot, but Rhea basement DROPKICKS! Rhea scoops Iyo, RAZOR’S EDGE! And a deadlift POWERBOMB! High stack, Naomi YANKS Rhea off! Naomi throws Rhea to the floor, goes into the ring, but now Rhea drags her out! Rhea ROCKS Naomi, and THROWS her into barriers! And into steel steps!

Rhea CLUBS Naomi over and over, but Iyo ASAI MOONSAULTS! Iyo takes both Rhea and Naomi down! The fans fire up with Iyo as she rises again! Iyo puts Naomi in, BUZZSAW! Naomi flounders to a corner, Iyo runs in, SHINKAN- NO, Rhea is there! Iyo shifts to victory roll and STOMP 182! The fans fire up as Iyo now has multiple targets! SHINKANSEN for Rhea! SHINKANSEN for Naomi! And repeat! The fans fire up and Iyo drags Naomi to a drop zone. Iyo steps on Naomi, goes up, up, but Rhea steps on Naomi to SHOVE Iyo down! Iyo hits post and Rhea climbs! But Naomi KICKS the legs out!

Rhea is down, Naomi goes up, SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT! Cover, OVER THE MOONSAULT!  Naomi avoids it but the shot hits Rhea! Naomi has the full nelson, BUBBA BOMB! GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! The fans fire up again with all three women down. Naomi drags Iyo up, CLUBS her on the back, then fires forearm after forearm. Naomi eggs Iyo on, so Iyo SHOTEIS! Naomi ROCKS Iyo, Iyo SHOTEIS again! Iyo runs, but into a KNEE from Naomi! Rhea is up to HEADBUTT Naomi! Pump handle, RIPTIDE!! Cover, IYO BREAKS IT!! The fans are thunderous as Iyo ruins things for Rhea! Rhea and Iyo lock eyes and head for each other.

Rhea fires a shot, Iyo fires back! Rhea fires again, Iyo fires back! The fans rally as the hands keep going back and forth! Iyo UPPERCUTS! Rhea ROUNDHOUSES! Iyo roars, but Naomi grabs her at the ropes! Iyo breaks free to GAMANGIRI! Rhea runs up, Iyo dodges, the BOOT takes Naomi out! Iyo DUMPS Rhea out! Iyo builds speed but Rhea BOOTS her down! Rhea then aims at Naomi to CANNONBALL! The fans fire up and Rhea hurries back to the ring! Rhea hobbles to the apron, but Iyo DIVES to SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB Rhea onto Naomi!! The fans fire up again as Iyo uses her opponents against each other!

Iyo puts Rhea in the ring and she calls her shot! The fans rally as Iyo climbs, but Rhea ROCKS her! Rhea climbs up, then she deadlifts Iyo, only for Iyo to fight back! Iyo SHOTEIS and Rhea sits on the corner. Iyo goes up, but Rhea catches her! HEADBUTT! Rhea has Iyo in position for the pump handle! SUPER RIPTIDE!! Cover, NAOMI ROLLS RHEA! With tights!! NAOMI WINS!!

Winner: Naomi, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s World Champion)

And indeed, Naomi used Rhea and Iyo against each other! Rhea was so focused on finally pinning Iyo in anything, that she wasn’t ready for Naomi to snatch this one away! Will everyone have to put respect on Naomi’s name now that she’s checked off two of the best today?

 

WWE Tag Team Championships TLC Six Pack Challenge: Joe Gacy & Dexter Lumis VS Andrade & Rey Fenix VS The Street Profits VS #DIY VS The Motor City Machine Guns VS Fraxiom!

It was TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO that the original Tables, Ladders & Chairs match happened at SummerSlam as a Tag Team Triple Threat. With the Dudley Boyz AND the Hardy Boyz watching from the crowd, which dynamic duo rises above the rest to be THE WWE Tag Team Champions?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised high above, and we see who stands atop the mountain that is the SmackDown Tag Division!

The bell rings and all twelve men look up at the belts. Then the five challenger teams lock onto the champs. The fans fire up as they mug Gacy & Lumis 10v2! They all get shots in, then they TOSS Gacy & Lumis out of teh ring! And now the five teams brawl with each other! It is chaos, but Fenix kicks Caimpa out, Dawkins RAMS Sabin in a corner, Shelley TOSSES Fenix, and teams go for ladders! DIY has one ladder, but MCMG DROPKICK it into them! Fraxiom slips in, they DIVE onto Andrade and the Profits! Then MCMG sets things up, Sabin DIVES onto DIY! Fraxiom DIVES onto the Profits! Frazer DIVES onto Fenix!

The fans fire up as Fraxiom regroups, high-five, and look to the belts. MCMG and DIY brawl outside, Fraxiom hurry to get the big ladder! They slide that in but MCMG is right there to meet them. MCMG shake their heads, and STOMP Fraxiom’s hands! MCMG pick the ladder up, but Fraxiom DROPKICKS the ladder into them! Frazer sets the ladder up and Axiom helps. Andrade and Ciampa brawl, but Gacy & Lumis have chairs! Axiom SUPERKICKS Lumis! Gacy YANKS Frazer down, then he CHUCKS a chair at Axiom! Frazer hurries up the ladder but Gacy drags him back down! Gacy then hits a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!

Gacy climbs, but The Profits drag him down! They mug Gacy, then set the ladder against ropes. Gacy runs up, the Profits BACKDROP him, but Gacy narrowly avoids the ladder! The fans fire up as Montez Ford puts Gacy back in, and says redo! BACKDROP onto the ladder! Gacy flops and the fans fire up with the Profits! Dawkins shoves “Tez” and tells him… “GET THE TABLES!” The fans fire up and Team 3D is liking this! The Profits find a ladder, bring it over, and they stack it on top of other tables?! The fans fire up as they add yet another table, now it’s a true double decker! Ciampa POSTS Sabin, then grabs a chair to JAM him up!

Ciampa CHOKES Sabin with the chair while The Profits fetch a fifth. The Profits put the table in the ring, then in a corner. The Profits pick up some chairs, but Andrade y Fenix DOUBLE DROPKICK them! El Idolo puts the ladder aside, and he just gives Fenix a boost! Fenix is fingertips from the titles but he has to hop down! Dawkins then CLOBBERS Andrade! Ford wrenches Fenix, and the Profits reel the luchadores in. But Andrade y Fenix are the ones to suplex! Uno Amigo times two! So dos? And then DOS AMIGOS times two! So quatro? And then THREE AMIGOS TIMES TWO! The fans fire up for Seis Amigos and “EDDIE! EDDIE!”

Fenix & Andrade put chairs on The Profits, then they go up the corners! UNO, DOS, TRES! But no, DIY YANK them both down! The fans boo but DIY JAM the Profits with those chairs! They SMACK the Profits, then soak up the heat. DIY drags Ford up, Ciampa CHOPS him, and then DIY whips Ford at the table! For FLIES over to take out Lumis and Fraxiom! The fans fire up, DIY let that be what it is, and they set up a ladder! But MCMG return to SMACK away with chairs! DIY falls off the ladder, but Gacy is back! Sabin JAMS Gacy up, sits the chair up, and Shelley fires knees! Sabin goes up, MISSILE DROPKICK COMPLETE SHOT through the chair!!

The fans fire up and brawling happens on the outside. Ciampa has made a ladder bridge from ring to desk! Shelley fires hands on Gacy on the apron, but Gargano CHUCKS a chair at Shelley! Gargano then gives Gacy ONE FINAL BEAT down through the table! The fans go wild as Lumis goes up, SUPER DUPER SENTON down through a table! Lumis and Ford are in wreckage as the fans lose their minds! Fenix spots Frazer, and he SUPER DUPER FROG SPLASHES through a table!! The fans are losing their minds even more, and now Dawkins aims at Ciampa?! Axiom GAMANGIRIS Dawkins first!

Axiom goes up after Dawkins, clinches, SUPER DUPER SPANISH FLY down through the table!! Ciampa avoids disaster but the fans still lose their minds over the insanity! “This is Awesome!” as there is carnage everywhere! Candice LeRae is here to check on Gargano, and he tells her to get the belts! Candice puts the ladder under the belts, climbs up, but B-FAB gets her first! B-Fab hits a BOOKEND on a chair! And now Fab will do the same for the Profits! But then Nikki Cross drags B-Fab down! SUPER BACK SUPLEX! The fans fire up as this TLC ends up co-ed! But then Candice is back up, and she climbs!

DIY returns to steady the ladder, and Candice almost has the belts! Ciampa plays defense for Gargano, but Ford GAMANGIRIS Ciampa into Gargano! Gargano tips the ladder, Candice falls down through the ladder bridge!!! The Poison Pixie may have just perished!! Johnny Wrestling realizes what happened and even Ford is speechless! Gargano says she’s fine, and hurries up the ladder! But Ford yanks Gargano down and KNEES him away! Ford climbs, has a hand on the belts, but ERICK ROWAN storms in! Rowan tips the ladders, Ford jumps off and lands safe! Only for Rowan to BOOT him down!

Rowan LEG LARIATS Dawkins! Rowan moves the ladder aside, grabs Ford with both hands, and pops him right up! POWERBOMB onto Dawkins! The fans fire up as Rowan then drags the Profits up with choke grips! But they break free, double mule kick, and fire off with chairs! SMACK after SMACK and Rowan flounders around! The fans fire up as the shots just keep going! Wait, is he getting up!? The fans are going nuts, but the Profits say bet! DOUBLE POUCNE through the table!! The Profits wipe out big red and the fans go nuts again! Medical shows up to help check Candice, but Ciampa sets the ladder up again!

Ciampa climbs, he has his hands on the hanger, but MCMG hurry! They move the ladder aside, Ciampa is the Jeff Hardy! Frazer goes up, he kicks Gargano away, and he is the Edge! But Ciampa goes Spider-Man to avoid the spear! Gargano SUPERKICKS Frazer! Frazer KNEES Gargano! Frazer QUEBRADAS into a SUPERKICK! Ciampa dangles, Gargano brings the ladder match, but then Ford LEAPS to the top! Ford ROCKS Ciampa, pushes him down, but Gargano climbs! Axiom YANKS Gargano down to GOLDEN RATIO! Axiom hurries up to HEADBUTT Ford in the stomach! The fans rally as MCMG set up their own ladder!

Ford and Axiom brawl, MCMG climb together, but DIY is back! DIY goes after MCMG while MCMG and the others paw at the belt! The fans rally as the hands fly, and DIY replace MCMG at the top! But then HOWDY shoves the ladder! Down go Axiom and Ford! Then down go DIY down through the double decker!!! The fans are losing their minds all over again! Howdy grins and he climbs, but Frazer leaps up! Fenix SMACKS Howdy, but Howdy still has Frazer by the neck! Frazer fights, but Howdy SHOVES him down! Fenix is up top fast and he HAMMERS away on Howdy! Howdy MANDIBLE CLAWS Fenix!!

Andrade climbs up to fight Howdy off! Andrade SUPER SUSNET FLIPS Howdy onto a ladder bridge!! Howdy and Andrade are down, but Fenix climbs up again! The fans are going nuts, but Lumis SMACKS Fneix with a chair! Gacy positions the chair just right, for Lumis to suplex Fenix! DRAG THE LAKE onto the chair!! Gacy & Lumis TOSS Andrade y Fenix, then they climb up! Gacy grabs the belts, unhooks the hanger, and the Wyatts win!

Winners: Joe Gacy & Dexter Lumis (still WWE Tag Team Champions)

This was the biggest, deadliest, and perhaps BEST TLC Match in the history of SummerSlam, and perhaps WWE as a whole! And in the end, we must all still follow the buzzards! Will nothing stop the Wyatts’ reign of terror?

 

WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship No Holds Barred Match: Becky Lynch VS Lyra Valkyria!

The Man fooled her, betrayed her, belittled her, and cheated her, and yet couldn’t leave well enough alone. Now the Morrigan has one last chance to take this title back, and there will be no excuses when nothing is holding them back! Will Lyra finally have vindication? Or will Becky find a way to hold Lyra down then, now and forever?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who hits the jackpot in this gamble of a grudge match!

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Lyra and Becky stare down, dressed as true opposites with Becky in red and Lyra in blue. Becky SLAPS Lyra, Lyra fires in return, and Lyra ROCKS Becky! Becky stumbles, Lyra whips her to a corner, and Becky hits buckles hard! Lyra stomps away and doesn’t have to stop! Lyra whips Becky back into the corner, then whips her corner to corner! Becky staggers, Lyra whips again, and Lyra HIP TOSSES! Becky bails out, the fans rally, and Lyra builds speed! Becky avoids the dropkick to RAM Lyra into the desk! Becky SMACKS Lyra off the desk, SMACKS her off it again, then backs off to go looking for weapons.

The fans fire up as Becky brings out a kendo stick! Becky goes back to Lyra, winds up, but Lyra surprises her with a CROWBAR! The fans fire up and Becky is very worried. Becky still swings but Lyra’s crowbar SMACKS the kendo stick down! Becky begs for mercy, then dodges! The crowbar hits steel steps, Lyra is disarmed, and Becky SMACKS Lyra off the steps! Becky says Lyra could’ve killed her with that crowbar! But Lyra ROCKS Becky! Lyra goes up the barrier, and CROSSBODIES to the floor! The fans fire up with Lyra and she brings Becky up. Lyra KNEES low, then sends Becky into barriers! The fans fire up while Becky flounders around.

Lyra SMACKS Becky off the steps, then kicks her around. Lyra ROCKS Becky, ROCKS her again, then CHOPS her! The fans “WOO~” and Lyra CHOPS again! Lyra stalks Becky around the way, Lyra stomps a mudhole in, then sends Becky into a cameraman! Lyra apologizes to him, but then THROWS Becky into more barriers! Lyra whips Becky into a POST! Becky staggers around, Lyra aims, and Lyra THROWS Becky over the desk! The fans cheer and do the Morrigan “WHEW~!” Lyra DROPKICKS Becky into the armchair! Becky falls, Lyra stands on the desk, and Lyra fires the fans up! Lyra then goes looking under the ring, and she brings out a TABLE!

The fans cheer, because even with a TLC, they can never get enough of the table! Lyra brings that table around the way before setting it up. The fans cheer as Lyra makes sure it is just right. But Becky CHOKES Lyra with a chain!! Becky gags Lyra with it, and brings her to the corner! Becky pulls and Lyra can only suffer! The fans tell Becky she’s sick, but then she whips Lyra hard into steel steps! The ref checks Lyra while the fans boo Becky. Becky storms her way over to Lyra, drags her into the ring, and then grabs the kendo stick! Becky storms into the ring, takes aim, and she SMACKS! Lyra writhes and the fans boo! But Becky SMACKS Lyra again!

Becky SMACKS Lyra again and again, and talks trash, “How did that feel, huh!?” SMACK! Lura goes to a corner, but Becky hooks her up, KENDO STICK RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Lyra stays in this and the fans rally up. Becky lines up a shot, and she SMACKS Lyra! Becky says it was a hole in one! Becky winds up again, but Lyra avoids the golf swing! Lyra fireman’s carries, Becky slips free, REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO! Becky stomps Lyra, grabs the stick, and SMACKS away on Lyra’s legs! The fans boo and chant, “You Sold Out!” Becky goes looking under the ring, and she brings out the toolbox! The fans rally up as Becky also brings out some chairs.

Becky brings the chairs around, waits on Lyra, and SMACKS her down! Lyra writhes but Becky SMACKS her again! Becky sits the chair up, brings Lyra around, but Lyra blocks the smack! Lyra ELBOWS Becky, runs, but Becky DROP TOEHOLDS her onto the chair! The fans boo but Becky has the toolbox! Becky aims while Lyra sputters, TOOLBOX SMASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Lyra survives and the fans fire up! Becky is annoyed, but now she opens up the toolbox. And she brings out a zip-tie!? Becky HAMMERS away on Lyra, then ties Lyra’s hands! The fans boo as Becky is taking this to a different level of sadism!

Becky stomps away on Lyra as Lyra can’t guard! And now Becky has a wrench! SPANNER SHOT to Lyra’s bod! And again! And again! The fans boo but Becky shows off the wrench. Becky aims, runs up on Lyra in the corner, WRENCH SMASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Lyra survives again and Becky is seething! Becky drags Lyra up, clinches, and BECKSPLODER! Lyra tumbles to ropes, Becky drags her up, and she clinches again! BECKSPLODER! Lyra tumbles out of the ring and Becky goes out after her! Lyra can’t get her hands free, and Becky SMACKS Lyra off the steps! Becky has Lyra’s hands strung up on the corner!

Becky has the stick and she SMACKS Lyra! The stick splinters, but Becky SMACKS Lyra again! Becky finds a fresh kendo stick, and she toys with Lyra. SMACK! SMACK, SMACK, SMACK! Becky then drags Lyra from the corner to push her into the ring. Becky goes up, and she drops THE MAN’S LEG! Cover, TWO!?!? Lyra refuses to give in and Becky says that’s fine by her! Becky sets the chairs up, then kicks the toolbox away from Lyra so she can’t free herself. Becky clinches, MAN- NO, Lyra catches Becky with those arms! The fans fire up as Lyra HEADBUTTS away on Becky! And then a BELLY2BELLY!! Lyra lets Becky go but that zip-tie is tougher than that.

Becky goes to a corner, the fans rally up, and Becky comes back. Lyra blocks a shot, SOBATS, KICKS, and HEADBUTTS! HEEL KICK! Becky staggers around, Lyra uses the chairs to go up, DROPKICK! Becky tumbles and Lyra climbs a corner! Lyra’s hands are still stuck together, but she still hits a MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! The fans rally as Lyra drags Becky up. Lyra SMACKS Becky off the chairs again and again and again! Lyra stops to drop Becky, and she goes to a corner. Lyra unties one of the buckle pads, and she uses the buckle to grind at the zip-ties! But Becky CLUBS Lyra! And POSTS her!

Becky sees Lyra tumble out of the ring, but then she disappears! Becky looks around for her, then looks under the ring. Surprise! Lyra uses the fire extinguisher to blast Becky! Lyra then uses the handle to cut at the zip-tie! That isn’t working, so Lyra crawls under the ring to find something else. Becky has a kendo stick, she’s swinging blind, but Lyra is free! Lyra blocks a shot! And she SMACKS away on Becky! The fans fire up as Lyra SMACKS, SMACKS, SMACKS! Becky runs away into the ring and the fans cheer Lyra! Lyra slides in, SMACKS Becky again and again and again! And again! Lyra then hooks a leg, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO!

Becky is still in this but she hurries out of the ring. Becky grabs a chair as Lyra builds speed, and she WRECKS Becky with a dropkick through the chair! Lyra hurries to fireman’s carry, but Becky fights her way to the steel steps! Becky clinches, but Lyra fights the lift! Lyra fireman’s carries again! NIGHTWING DRIVER to the floor! The fans fire up while both women are down! “This is Awesome!” as both women slowly stir. Lyra drags Becky up, puts her in the ring, but then Becky flops out the other side. Lyra sighs but she goes to fetch Becky. Lyra puts Becky back in the ring, Becky goes to a corner, and Lyra runs up. But Becky dodges! THE BARE BUCKLE!!

MANHANDLE SLAM onto the chairs!! Cover, TWO!?!??! Lyra survives and Becky is as shocked as anyone!! The fans fire up while Becky thinks on what else she must do. Lyra rolls to the outside but Becky pursues. Becky has a chair again, and she SMACKS Lyra on the back! Becky sits the chair up to SMACK Lyra off it again and again! Then she puts Lyra through the chair! Becky KICKS away on Lyra’s head! Then she stands Lyra up, and RAMS Lyra into the Spanish announce desk! And RAMS her in again! But Lyra RAMS Becky into the post! Lyra runs up, but Becky dodge! Lyra POSTS herself, and Becky SWINGS her into the POST!

Becky backs Lyra up and traps the chair legs inside the desk!? Becky climbs up and she WOE STOMPS the chair!! The chair crushes Lyra and the fans lose their minds! Becky grabs Lyra’s crowbar!! Becky said Lyra was gonna kill her with that, but what is she thinking of doing to Lyra?!? The ref says Becky should reconsider, but Becky raises the bar! BAYLEY IS HERE! She snatches the crowbar from Becky! The fans cheer the Role Model, but then The Man says if not for Lyra, it’d be the two of them fighting over this title! The fans cheer Bayley, but is Becky actually getting through to Bayley’s dark side? Becky shouts, “DO IT!!”

Bayley thinks about it, but then she throws the crowbar down! And she fires off hands on Becky!! The fans fire up as Bayley CLUBS Becky, ROCKS her again and again, and tells Becky that Becky took everything from Bayley! Bayley THROWS Becky into barriers, then back into the barriers! Bayley runs up, but Becky dodges! Bayley’s knee hits barriers and she tumbles into the crowd! Becky staggers away, but PERIPETEIA down through a table!!! Lyra indeed turns fortunes here, and the fans go nuts! Lyra drags Becky into the ring, fireman’s carries, but Becky CLAWS Lyra’s face! MAN- ARM-DRAG! Becky staggers, Bayley swings, but she hits Lyra by accident!!

Becky MANHANDLE SLAMS!! Cover, BECKY WINS!!

Winner: Becky Lynch, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s Intercontinental Champion)

Bayley is stunned! So stunned, she couldn’t even dive in and break that pin! Becky has won, and now Lyra can no longer challenge for this title so long as Becky has it! What is Lyra to do with herself now? Will The Man continue to hold everyone down until she’s beaten everyone?

 

WWE United States Championship Steel Cage Match: Solo Sikoa VS Jacob Fatu!

They may share blood, but they might just shed blood in this battle that is as much about the gold as it is the grudge. The would-be chief thought he could hold the Samoan Werewolf down, but there’s no holding back when you’re all gas, no brakes with it! Is Jacob Fatu about to dog walk Solo inside the steel? Or will he have to watch out for MFT?

The introductions are made, the cage is lowered and the belt is raised as it is time to see who (un)cages the beast!

The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two stare down. Solo hears everyone cheering on “FATU! FATU!” but he says none of that matter. The fans tell Solo off and that annoys him. Solo punches Fatu, Fatu DECKS Solo! Solo goes to the corner., Fatu runs up, but Solo BOOTS him away! Solo runs up but Fatu CLOBBERS him! Fatu stands Solo up, Solo stops from being thrown into the steel, and then he smacks Fatu off buckles! Fatu snarls and the fans fire up! Fatu HEADBUTTS Solo, climbs up on him in the corner, and he rains down HEADBUTTS! The fans count along, and Fatu goes all the way to TEN! “YADADA MEAN?!”

Fatu runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then BODY CHECKS Solo! The fans fire up and Fatu goes back for Solo. Fatu stands Solo up, Solo again stops smack against the step, but then Fatu BOOTS him! Fatu runs up, but Solo THROWS him into the steel! Fatu scrapes against the chain links as he ends up between cage and ropes. Solo grins, runs in, and SPLASHES Fatu against the steel! Solo dares Fatu to get up, then he runs in again, another SPLASH! The fans chant “SOLO SUCKS!” but Solo just mocks Fatu geekin’ out. Solo drags Fatu out of the ropes, and he SENTONS! Fatu goes to ropes, Solo CHOKES him and tells Fatu is stupid for turning on the man who gave him everything!

Solo THROWS Fatu into the steel again and he lets Fatu slump down. Solo paces around, then comes back to rain down fists! Solo talks trash, rains down more fists, then soaks up the heat. Fatu sits up, Solo runs in and HIP ATTACKS! Solo mocks the “YADADA MEAN!?” and the fans boo. Solo covers, TWO! The fans rally up as Fatu toughs it out. Solo asks they open the door, and a ref obliges. Solo smirks as he goes for the door, but Fatu anchors his feet! Solo tries to drag Fatu along but Fatu is pretty hefty. Solo kicks free, he rains down fists, and the door closes as Solo dribbles Fatu off the mat! The fans boo but Solo wants the door again.

The door opens again, but again Fatu anchors Solo’s feet! Solo is frustrated so he decides to use the thumb! Solo drags Fatu up, takes aim, and he says Fatu should’ve just listened! But Fatu ducks the Samoan Spike to SUPERKICK! Solo SUPERKICKS back! Fatu LARIATS! The fans fire up while both men are down! Solo and Fatu slowly rise, and Fatu fires a haymaker! Solo fires back, Fatu fires again, and the fans clearly support Fatu. Fatu fires shot after shot, and he backs Solo down! The fans fire up as Fatu HAMMERS away! Fatu THROWS Solo into the steel! And then into more steel! And more steel! Fatu goes for the fourth, but Solo turns it around!

Fatu hits steel, but he just grins?! Solo panics, Fatu LARIATS him down! And SENTONS! HIP ATTACK in the corner! Fatu hurries to hit the IMPALER! Fatu hurries up, MIGHTY MOONSAULT!! But Fatu isn’t done, he goes up again! MIGHTY MOONSAULT!! Cover, TWO?!?! Solo survives and even Fatu is shocked! Fatu goes to the ropes, but guess what? MFT is here! Tonga Loa, Talla Tonga & JC Mateo are all here, and they flank the ring! But JIMMY USO is here, too! The fans fire up as #BigJim is here, and he SUPERKICKS from the crowd side!! Then he SUPERKICKS JC! But Talla runs up to BOOT Jimmy down!

The fans boo but Talla THROWS Jimmy against the steel! And he THROWS Jimmy over the desk! Fatu snarls, but Solo is sneaking away! Fatu hurries to drag Solo from the door, and then he says all gas, no gaddam breaks! he SLAMS the door shut! Then he turns around, but into a SAMOAN SPIKE!! Cover, TWO?!?! Fatu survives and now Solo is shocked! Solo decides to climb up the cage! Solo makes it to the top, but Fatu rises! Fatu climbs as fast as he can, and he manages to grab Solo’s leg! Fatu drags Solo back inside, and now he fires HEADBUTTS! Fatu SMACKS Solo of the steel and Solo falls! But now MFT climbs the cage!

Fatu SMACKS JC from inside the cage! And he does the same to Loa! Talla is up there now, and Loa ends up inside! Fatu SMACKS Loa down, but Talla has handcuffs!! Talla cuffs Fatu to the top of the cage?! The fans boo as MFT has trapped Fatu after all! Solo crawls away and JC opens the cage door! The fans boo harder, but Fatu BREAKS the cuffs?!? Fatu CLOBBERS Solo! Fatu drags Solo back, Solo BOOTS him away, and Solo hurries! JC calls to him, but Fatu BOOTS the door into JC! Then he swings on Solo! SOlo dodges, crawls, but Fatu has him again! Solo is halfway out but it’s about his feet hitting the floor!

Fatu drags Solo back in, but Talla BOOTS the door closed! Both Solo and Fatu take a hit, but Solo falls to the floor! Solo wins!!

Winner: Solo Sikoa, by escape (still WWE United States Champion)

This should really be MFT as the winners, because it took all four of them to screw over one Samoan Werewolf! But now Solo wants JC to finish Fatu! But Jimmy SUPERKICKS JC! Jimmy SMACKS JC off the steel, then puts him in the ring! Jimmy SLAMS the door shut, and now JC is stuck in the cage! Fatu SUPERICKS JC, SUPERKICKS Loa, and then throws JC into steel! Fatu THROWS Loa into steel! Fatu puts JC and Loa side by side, and he goes up, to then realize he can go higher! The fans go nuts as Fatu climbs the cage! SUPER DUPER MIGHTY MOONSAULT!!! Fatu geeks out, is he not going to stop until he’s torn down The MFT?

 

WWE Intercontinental Championship: Dominik Mysterio VS AJ Styles!

Dirty Dom may have a lot going for him, such as being part of Judgment Day, dating Liv Morgan while (apparently?) Roxanne Perez is trying to steal him away, and his a champion. Except he still isn’t phenomenal! Will Dom regret ducking AJ Styles until the last possible moment? Or will Dom find a way to lie, cheat and steal the SummerSlam spotlight?

Well, speaking of lie, cheat and steal, Styles and his son pull up in a low rider! And Styles wears his take on Eddie Guerrero’s tights from that infamous “custody of Dominik Mysterio” ladder match between Eddie and Rey Mysterio from 20 years ago! The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who has it where it counts!

The bell rings and Dom runs up! Styles dodges to DECK Dom! Dom bails out, fans sing for Dom, but Styles does a very Eddie style lounge on the ropes. Dom slides in, but then slides out as Styles rushes him. Dom tries again, Styles chases him, but then Styles avoids Dom’s elbow drop! Styles scoops Dom to BACKBREAKER! Dom writhes, the fans duel, and Styles smirks. Dom and Styles reset, feel out a knuckle lock, but Styles blocks Dom’s cheap shot kick! Styles spins Dom around, atomic drop! Dom hobbles to the ropes, and Styles LARIATS Dom up and out! The fans rally and Styles PLANCHAS, but has to land out as Dom moves!

Dom sweeps the legs and Styles hits the apron! Dom runs to basement DROPKICK Styles to the floor! The fans are torn but Dom tells the ref to move. Dom goes side to side, ESCALARA PLANCHA! Down goes Styles and Dom flexes. The fans are torn, but Dom puts Styles in the ring. Dom slingshot SENTONS, then covers, ONE!! Styles is tougher than that but Dom wants a faster count. Dom stomps away on Styles, the ref counts, and Dom stops at 4. Dom soaks up cheers and jeers, then goes back to fire hands on Styles. Dom hoists Styles up top, but Styles fires back! The fans duel as the hands go back and forth, and Dom climbs up.

Dom goes to the very top, but Styles stops the steiner! But Dom fights the Clash! Dom is free, but Styles BOOTS him! Styles leaps, TORNADO DDT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! The fans duel as both men slowly rise, and Styles fires off the PHENOMENAL BLITZ! LARIAT and SLIDING FOREARM! The fans fire up with Styles and he puts Dom in a corner. Styles runs corner to corner, LARIAT! Styles fireman’s carries, USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Dom stays in this but Styles drags him up. Styles reels Dom in, calls his shot, but Dom wrenches out! Styles dodges to PELE! Dom flounders to a corner and Styles gives some Latino Heat!

Styles runs in, but Dom puts him on the apron! Styles ROCKS Dom, then adjusts, PHENOMENAL- NO, Dom dodges! Styles rolls through, comes back, but Dom scoops! MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up and duel even harder while Dom grows frustrated. Dom drags Styles up, suplexes, and that’s Uno Amigo! The fans rally as Dom hits Dos Amigos! And then Dom gives some Latino Heat, but Styles hits a BRAINBUSTER! Both men are down and the fans rally up again! Styles drags Dom to a drop zone, goes up the corner, and FROG SPLASHES onto knees! The fans rally and sing for “Dirty, Dirty Dom~!” and he DROPKICKS Styles onto ropes!

Dom dials it up, and he 619s!! Styles is down, Dom goes up, FROG SPLASH onto BOOTS! Styles then has the leg, CALF CRUSHER!! Dom endures, reaches out, and he makes the ROPEBREAK! Styles lets go in frustration but the fans are dueling as hard as ever! Styles storms up on Dom, grabs a leg, but Dom kicks and kicks and kicks! Styles staggers away, runs back up, but Dom sends him hard into the buckles! The ref checks Styles, but Dom goes to untie a buckle pad! The ref sees that, too! Dom still exposes the buckle, leaves the ref to figure it out, and Dom grabs a chair! Dom uses a classic decoy move, but then he SMACKS the mat?!

Dom drops, that’s the EDDIE! But then Styles puts the chair around his neck and falls over!! The ref has no idea what to make of this, but the fans are loving it! Dom and Styles each say the other did it, but then Styles ENZIGIRIS! Dom staggers to a corner, Styles runs in, but Dom pops Styles up, to CROTCH him on the ropes!! Dom drags Styles to a drop zone, goes to the apron, but Styles KICKS the ropes to jam Dom up! Styles gets even with Dom and the fans rally even harder! Both men stagger up, Dom throat chops! Dom puts Styles in a corner, but Styles rolls him! CALF CRUSHER!! Dom flails, reaches out, but Styles pulls on the leg!

Dom reaches, claws at the mat, but his boot comes loose?! Dom is free, Styles is mad, but then Dom dodges! Styles avoids hitting the ref! Dom SMACKS Styles with the boot! Dom hurries up the corner with one boot! FROG SPLASH!! Cover, DOM WINS!

Winner: Dominik Mysterio, by pinfall (still WWE Intercontinental Champion)

Did Dom get lucky? Or was the boot his plan all along? Either way, Dom found a way to outsmart Styles and keep this title! But now, Dom prepares for AAA TripleMania 33 in two weeks! Will Dom win the Fatal 4 Way to become AAA Mega Champion? Or will those odds be too high even for the (self-proclaimed) best luchador in the world? As for AJ Styles, what is he to do now after losing to Dirty Dom?

 

Stephanie McMahon is here!

The fans cheer as the Billion Dollar Queen is in the ring, and she has a mic to ask, “IS everybody having a good time tonight?” The fans cheer, and Steph says she has the honor of announcing tonight’s attendance. That is 60,561 for tonight, and that makes for a total of 113,722! That’s officially the BIGGEST SummerSlam in history! The fans cheer and the pyro goes off! Here’s to making next year’s SummerSlam even bigger!

 

Undisputed WWE Championship Street Fight: John Cena VS Cody Rhodes!

A saga that started in January with the Royal Rumble then took a turn at Elimination Chamber. And while The Greatest Of All Time may have sold out when The American Nightmare didn’t, it seems there was no return on the investment. But after Cody refused to accept Cena’s cowardly excuse and beat him into signing the contract, it seems The Never-Seen Seventeen has seen the light. Then is the Last Real Champion going to fight as the REAL John Cena? Or is this Hollywood actor just luring us all into a false sense of security?

Cody’s introduction starts with a recording of Dusty Rhodes. “When you walk behind and you’re not a leader, then the view never changes.” And then Cody rises from beneath the stage in a bright shining new helmet and coat, for “Wrestling has more than one… royal family.” The fans cheer and sing along with the song, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, high-fives fans, and goes to the ring for the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro! And now, the moment of truth. The fans chant for Cena, and the entrance music hits. The tron is still very generic, but then it explodes into color! The fans fire up as Cena has the New York Giants’ red, white and blue!

The fans even sing along with My Time Is Now instead of the “John Cena Sucks!” Cena asks Stu the cameraman if he’s got one last run in him, cuz here goes! Salute and a run down the ramp, this definitely looks like the real deal! Cody smiles as Cena even slides into the ring like he used to. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, as are the stakes, and it is time to see who is truly undisputed!

The bell rings and the fans fire up already! Cena smiles hearing the dueling, “Let’s Go Cena!” “Cena Sucks!” Cody and Cena step up, stare down, and Cena HUGS Cody! The fans cheer and Cody returns the hug. Cena thanks Cody for this, and then they fire off hands! The fans fire up and Cody bumps Cena off buckles! Cody fires hands, puts Cena in another corner, but Cena fires hands back! They go to the outside, and Cena whips. Cody reverses, Cena hits steel steps, and the steps go tumbling! The fans are torn but Cody storms over to bring Cena up. Cody brings Cena around to SMACK him off the apron. Cody ROCKS Cena, and Cena goes to a corner.

Cody whips, Cena reverses, and now Cody hits steel steps! The fans rally and duel while Cena goes looking for something. Cena finds Tyrese Haliburton and says “You Can’t See Me!” He takes one of Tyrese’s crutches! Cena SMACKS Cody with it! The crutch is bent so Cena throws it aside. Cena puts Cody in the ring, and then he brings the big base steps around! Cena puts those in the ring, then positions them just right. Cena waits on Cody, fireman’s carries, and- NO, Cody fights free! Cody scoops and he SLAMS Cena on the steps! The fans are torn again, but now Cody goes up a corner! But Cena rises and SHOVES Cody down!

Cody hits the floor, and Cena picks up the steps?! Doesn’t he usually use the top steps for this?! Cena aims, runs, and SUPER STAIR DOWN!! Direct hit on Cody and the fans fire up! Cena goes out to fetch Cody, SMACKS him off barriers, and then puts him in the ring. Cena climbs up to the apron, but Cody BEAUTIFUL DISASTER KICKS! Cena falls, Cody drags him in, and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Cena is tougher than that but Cody drags him back up. Cody kicks low, RHODES UPPERCUTS, then covers, TWO! The fans sing for “Cody, Cody Rhodes~!” and he steps over to trap Cena’s arm! Cody has the chinlock but Cena endures.

The fans rally, Cena fights up, and Cena pries the hold away! Cena kicks low, whips Cody to a corner, then runs up. Cody goes up and over, then SNAP POWERSLAMS! Cover, TWO! Cody pounds the mat, runs up on Cena, but Cena TOSSES him up and out! The fans rally, Cena also drops back. Cody goes looking for things under the ring, and he brings out a chair! Cena also has a chair from his side of the ring! The fans rally and sing as both men rise up and slide into the ring. They both see the other was thinking the same thing. So they CLASH! Cena is disarmed, Cody kicks that chair away, and JAMS Cena up with his own chair!

Cody SMACKS Cena on the back, covers, TWO! Cody stays focused and he stomps Cena’s leg. Cody grabs his chair again, wedges it into the corner, then goes back to Cena. Cena crawls to the other corner but Cody drags him up. Cody whips, Cena reverses, and Cody is sent into the chair! Cena hits the SHOULDER TACKLE! SHOULDER TACKLE! SPIN-OUT POWERBOMB! The fans are thunderous for it! “YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” Cena runs to FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Fireman’s carry, but Cody slips free! Cody LARIATS, LARIATS, and then JABS! JABS! JABS! The fans cheer the flip, flop ‘n’ fly, BIONIC ELBOW!

Cody springboards, CODY CUTTER! Cover, TWO! Cena survives but Cody stays laser focused. “This is Awesome!” as Cody thinks, and he drags Cena up. But Cena fireman’s carries! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Cover, TWO!! Cody survives and the fans fire up! Cena goes after the legs, but Cody BOOTS Cena away! Cody runs up, Cena dodges, but then Cody BOOTS Cena again! Cody goes up, up, and MOONSAULTS!! Cover, TWO!! Cena survives Cody busting out that Terry Funk style attack, but then he springboards, BEAUTIFUL DISASTER KICK! Cover, TWO! Cena survives again and Cody is frustrated, but then he looks to the corner.

Cody smiles and he waits on Cena. Cena rises, Cody goes up, up, and SUPER CODY CUTTERS!! Cover, TWO?!? Cena survives again, perhaps he really is still #BigMatchJohn! Cody thinks as he circles Cena, and he looms over Cena. But Cena Electric Chair Lifts, for the SLAM! Cover, TWO! Cody survives Cena busting out something different, but Cena just waits. Fireman’s carry, and- NO, Cody fights free! Cody reels Cena in, lifts, and PILEDRIVER!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Cena survives and Cody is shocked! The fans duel, “You Can’t Do That!” “Yes, He Can!” Cody rises, goes back to Cena, but the ref isn’t sure Cena’s even able to continue.

Cody says no, he won’t hesitate like last time! Cody drags Cena up, but Cena’s a ragdoll! But then Cena fireman’s carries! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Was Cena playing possum? Or was that a last gasp from the Last Real Champ? The fans rally up either way with both men down! Cena goes to ropes and drags himself up, as does Cody. Cody ROCKS Cena with a right! Cena ROCKS Cody in return! Cody ROCKS Cena, Cena ROCKS Cody, but then Cody fires a body blow! Cena ROCKS Cody again, so Cody KICKS Cena! Cenma ROCKS Cody, Cody ROCKS him back! Cody dodges the lariat to then POP-UP POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!!

And Cena has a leg! S T F U!! The fans are thunderous as Cena pulls on the crossface! Cody fights his way forward, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Street Fights mean Cena doesn’t have to let go! The submission won’t count if Cody taps, but Cody drags Cena into the ropes! The ropes choke Cena and he lets Cody go. They both go outside, though, and Cena SMACKS Cody off the apron! Cena whips Cody, Cody reverses, and Cena hits barriers! Cena tumbles into the timekeeper’s area, and Cody huffs ‘n’ puffs as he hurries over. Cody drags Cena up, Cena BOPS Cody with a mic! Cena hops on, CODE RED to the floor?!? The fans go nuts as Cena shows he CAN wrestle!

Cena clears off the Spanish announce desk, and he drags Cody onto the English announce desk! The fans fire up as Cena climbs up to join Cody. Cena fireman’s carries, and he aims for the other desk! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT DOWN THROUGH THE DESK!!! The fans are thunderous as Cena rolls Cody towards the ring. Cena huffs ‘n’ puffs as he drags Cody up, “This is Awesome!” as Cena pushes Cody into the ring. Cena covers, TWO!!! Cody survives and Cena is beside himself! The fans rally and duel again, and Cena feeds off that energy. Cody is in a corner, Cena runs in, but Cody sends him into the buckles! CROSS RHODES!! Cover, TWO?!?!

The fans are thunderous as Cena survives, and now Cody is beside himself! Cody seethes as he rises up, and he puts Cena on the top rope. Cody throws hands, then climbs up to join Cena. The fans rally as Cody goes to the very top! But Cena fights the suplex! The fans fire up and Cena HEADBUTTS! And HEADBUTTS again! Cody falls, Cena aims, NOTHING BUT NET!! Cena originated that, and now he fireman’s carries! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Cody survives, Cena is stunned, but he’s also kinda enjoying this. Cena gets a wry smile and then nods to the camera. Cena goes outside, picks up a chair, but tosses it aside.

Cena looks under the ring, and yes, he brings out a TABLE! The fans cheer for Cena, the table and Slim Jim! Cena puts the table in the ring while Cody goes to the corner. Cena sets the table up right at center, and waits on Cody. Cody rises up, Cena fireman’s carries again, but Cody tips the table! DDT! Cover, TWO! Cena’s still tougher than that, but now Cody wants to snap into a Slim Jim! Cody puts the table up in a corner, goes back to Cena, and Cody brings Cena around to whip! Cena slides to a stop! Cody runs up, Cena dodges! Cena fireman’s carries! Cody uses the ropes to escape! Cody drags Cena outside, CLUBS him, and TOSSES him over the barriers!

The fans fire up as this is now a fight in the crowd! Cody SMACKS Cena with someone’s drink! Cody throws hands and keeps Cena moving, but then Cena sends Cody into barriers! They brawl more, go around the way, and Cody CHUCKS a trash can at Cena! But Cena catches it with ease! Cena puts the can aside, and the two throw hands again! The fans fire up as Cody BODY BLOWS! They go around the way towards the back row, and the haymakers fly again! Cena sends Cody into spare railing! Then Cena lifts the railing to RAM Cody with it! Cena lines up another shot, and he BATTERING RAMS Cody with it!

Cody staggers to the backside of an upper level, and Cena fireman’s carries! Cody slips free, and he suplexes Cena onto the railing! Cena sputters and flops over while the fans lose their minds! The fans rally up as Cena crawls away towards the stage. Cody pursues, and he fires hands on Cena! Cody fires a BODY BLOW, he keeps Cena moving in the gap between stands and stage, but Cena hits back! Cena takes Cody under the stage? The fans wonder what’s going on under there, but they come up through the Cody elevator! The fans cheer as Cena fireman’s carries Cody that way! Cena grins and the fans are thunderous!

Cena now walks with Cody to the ramp, ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT on the ramp! The fans fire up while Cody writhes! Cena drags Cody by a leg but Cody is a ragdoll now. The fans rally up and Cena brings Cody up for another fireman’s carry! Cena storms down to ringside now, and he dumps Cody into the ring. The fans cheer as Cena shows he still has that gas tank. But then Cody THROWS Cena through the table!! Cody drags Cena from the wreckage, hooks him up, CROSS RHODES!! Cover, TWO?!?!? Cena survives again and Cody is beside himself! Cody is unsure what he needs to do to beat THE Greatest Of All Time!

Cena drags himself up with the ropes, the fans cheer on “SUPER CENA!” but Cody runs up! Cena DUMPS Cody out to the floor! Cena crawls to the apron, but Cody SMACKS him with a chair! Cena flounders away and Cody looks around. Cody goes to the crossbar of a corner, exposes it, then unscrews it?! The ref says don’t do it, but too late! Cody has undone the bottom rope, and he wants to use the turnbuckle itself?! Cody CLOBBERS Cena with it!! Cody said before he wouldn’t hesitate, but wasn’t that against the bitter, condescending Cena? The fans boo and Cody tries to justify his actions, but even he seems conflicted now.

But wait, Cena is rising back up! Cody shakes his head, and runs up to CLOBBER Cena again!! The fans boo harder but Cody looms over Cena. Cody tries to reason this out in the moment, but Cena refuses to stay down! Cody looks to the buckle as if it is the thing tempting him. Cody runs up, but Cena drop toeholds! STF with the ropes!! Cody’s actions have backfired, but he fires elbows ! Cody drags Cena into an ANACONDA VICE with the ropes!! Cena fights up, he pries Cody’s hands away, and Cena kicks low! Cena kicks the ropes away, fireman’s carries, but Cody slips free! Dragon sleeper, CROSS RHODES!! Cody holds on and the fans are going nuts!

Cody hits another CROSS RHODES!! Cody isn’t done, he drags Cena up a third time! CROSS RHODES!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!? WHAT?!?!? Cena defies even the wildest expectations and the fans are electric! “Super Cena” is still in this but Cody looks to the belt. Cody takes it off the pedestal and brings it to the ring. The fans boo as Cody is actually considering doing what Evil Cena did! But this is Hero Cena! Can he really do that to this Cena? Cena is dazed, not sure what’s doing on, but Cody runs up! Cena catches Cody, ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! And then another ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!! Cena tosses the belt aside, and he drags Cody up again!

Wait, Cena puts Cody on the top rope?! Cena climbs up, fireman’s carries, and AVALANCHE ATTITUDED ADJUSTMENT!!! Cover, TWO!?!?!?!?! Now no one can believe what they’re seeing!! Is this “Super Cody” now?! Either way, “This is Awesome!” Cena huffs ‘n’ puffs and goes outside, and he brings out another table! If one is good, than two must be better! Cena puts that table in, sets it up, and the fans duel again. Cena brings Cody up, brings him over, and then he puts Cody up top. Cena is ready to escalate things again and the fans are in an almost hushed silence. Cena has Cody up again, but Cody fights with elbows!

Cody lands out, and then jumps back up! SUPER DUPER CODY CUTTER down through the table!!! But Cody isn’t done there! He scrambles out of the wreckage while Cena flounders to the ropes! Cody salutes Cena, and brings him into a dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!!! Cover, CODY WINS!!

Winner: Cody Rhodes, by pinfall (NEW Undisputed WWE Champion)

Truly an epic for the ages as this generational battle comes to a close! And in the end, The Last Real Champion is no longer champion. Cody the Quarterback has the ball back, but Cena makes sure to hand it to Cody personally. They hug it out and the fans cheer. Cody is emotional, because he knows what this moment means for him, Cena, and everyone in the WWE Universe. The pyro goes off in celebration, but Cody still has the fans give it up for the one and only John Cena! Cody lets Cena have the ring, because as great as it is to be champion again, this is Cena’s last SummerSlam, and he deserves to enjoy the moment.

The fans chant, “Thank You, Cena!” Cena says no, thank you all. Cena takes a bow and waves goodbye to the fans, but then BROCK LESNAR IS HERE?!? The Beast is back in the WWE and everyone is losing their minds! Cena is stuck cold in his tracks as Lesnar makes his way to the ring! Lesnar circles the ring like a shark with blood in the water! Cena is very wary of Lesnar, especially since the last time these two met, it was the founding of #SuplexCity. Lesnar throws off the vest, but Cena just adjusts the armband. Lesnar rushes in, he gets Cena up, F5!! Lesnar has sent his message: He wants Cena’s last four months! Will The Beast feast on The GOAT one last time?


My Thoughts:

A great second night for SummerSlam, but not quite as great as last night. Maybe it was a status quo problem, or just how they got us to those results. The Triple Threat was great, and Naomi having the opportunistic win was fitting, especially as the Heel in the match. And it works even for Rhea’s story, she and Iyo need to settle things 1v1 before one of them goes back for the title. The TLC Six Pack Challenge was wild, especially Candice LeRae taking the ladder bridge spot. The Wyatts winning was moderately surprising, and it was a little disappointing they did it with everyone’s help again, but I suppose it was DIY who first broke the rule of using outside help, so it’s all fair in love and war.

The No Holds Barred following up TLC felt like a bit of a bad scheduling choice. The fans needed time to cool off from No Disqualification style madness, but then I guess there was no real good spot with the Steel Cage match and the Street Fight still to go. All I’m saying is, that crowd suddenly decided to pay attention to some dumb stuff off camera instead of an honestly great No Holds Barred match. Very creative to bring in the crowbar and the zip-tie, but of course Bayley gets involved to go after Becky. I figured Bayley would cost Lyra here, just not quite like that. But now, Lyra is blocked off from the Intercontinental Championship, and she can be mad at Bayley all she wants, but it looks like Bayley is up next to challenge The Man.

The Steel Cage Match was really good, but WWE has really run out of ways of making Steel Cage matches interesting. The cage doesn’t block interference, it invites it and makes it easier for the Heels to interfere. MFT is the only reason Fatu lost, and what is the point of Fatu losing but then destroying JC & Loa again? Fatu really should’ve done the super moonsault during the match instead, taking out JC & Loa, only for Solo to then use that to get the jump on Fatu. That or break the cage so Solo gets a more “dumb luck” win. Though, maybe that makes it worse, like Fatu was TOO much gas, not enough brakes.

Styles VS Dom was a great match, especially the ways they referenced SummerSlam 2005 and the Eddie VS Rey match. But I’m very surprised Dom won when they’ve advertised Dom going to TripleMania to challenge for the AAA Mega Championship. I don’t see Dom becoming a double champion, or rather, I don’t think he should. It’s gonna be a Fatal 4 Way with Dragon Lee and “El Grande Americano” Kaiser, so Lee or Kaiser can take the loss for Vikingo to retain, or for Dom to win.

And then we got an awesome main event with the Street Fight. Cena truly did turn back to Face, no shenanigans from him, but I do feel like Cody teased his Heel side with using that turnbuckle and trying to justify himself to the fans. These guys really pushed the limits of their kayfabe power levels, but in the end, Cody won because that’s what we were getting even with Heel Cena. Great win for Cody, there are a lot of choices for who can face him next, but what a WILD closing moment to have Lesnar return and go after an exhausted Cena. But in the grand scheme of things, with none of Cena’s other rivals available (Batista retired, Edge is in AEW), Lesnar being like a reality check for Cena is a great move, and this will make for Cena closing out his year with a classic John Cena uphill battle.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (5/16/25)

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It’s a Collision of Honor!

As things heat up towards Double or Nothing, Darby Allin defends the AEW World Championship against The Spanish God, Sammy Guevara!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW World Trios Championship Eliminator: The Conglomeration VS Lee Moriarty & The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions; The Conglomeration wins and denies Lee & The Infantry a title opportunity.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Red Velvet; Willow wins and retains the title.
  • Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens VS Jay Lethal & Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian; Joe & Bowens win.
  • AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championship Eliminator 5 Minute Challenge: The Divine Dominion VS Allie Katch & Kaia McKenna; The Divine Dominion wins and denies Allie & Kaia a title match.
  • Six Man Tag: Mark Davis & The Dogs VS The Rascalz; Davis & The Dogs win.
  • AEW World Championship No Count Outs: Darby Allin VS Sammy Guevara; Darb wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

The Death Riders speak.

It was after AEW Dynamite on Wednesday that Jon Moxley said, “Every time I step into the ring with Kyle O’Reilly, I can’t find a way to win. It’s been failure after failure after failure. Kyle O’Reilly has tapped me out, twice. Ipso facto, Kyle O’Reilly will be the new Continental Champion. You might think. But the Jon Moxley of six months ago is not the same as Jon Moxley of today. Who I will be tomorrow is better than who I am today. Logic and strategy would dictate that I should stay as far away from Kyle O’Reilly as I can. Because there’s no doubt about it, Kyle, you have my number.

The thing about this Continental Championship, it’s good bait. All the dragons I wanna slay come right to my door. I will do what I’ve done for 22 years surviving in this business, Kyle: I’m gonna find a way.” The Maniac heads out, and Claudio Castagnoli steps forward to tell Brody King that Brody always brings the bark. But if he steps in the ring with Claudio in the Owen Hart Tournament, he better bring the bite. Pac then says, “Nobody gets special treatment. It doesn’t matter who you are, Death Riders against the world.” Daniel Garcia says yeah, let’s get it! Yuta repeats, “Against the world.” Marina Shafir tells the world, “Bring it, you p*ssies!”

 

AEW World Trios Championship Eliminator: The Conglomeration VS Lee Moriarty & The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions!

Well speaking of Kyle O’Reilly, he, Orange Cassidy, and the returning Mark Briscoe are going to put STP to the test! #TAIGASTYLE is still ROH Pure Champion, but Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo are upset after losing the ROH World Six Man Tag titles. Will STP take out their frustrations as they rumble, bad man, rumble? Or will the Violent Artist, Freshly Squeezed & Sussex County Chicken simply send #THEM home emptyhanded?

The trios sort out and Briscoe steps up against #BadNews&Tattoos. The fans are behind Briscoe as he and Bravo circle. They approach, Bravo kicks low, and he flips everyone off. The fans boo, Bravo headlocks, but Briscoe powers up, out, and headlocks in return. Bravo powers up and out but Briscoe RUNS him over! The fans cheer, and Briscoe runs. Bravo drops down, hurdles, but Briscoe hits a crane stance! Bravo says that’s stupid! But Briscoe ducks Bravo’s punch to UPPERCUT! Briscoe whips, Bravo reverses to ROCK Briscoe! The forearms go back and forth, Briscoe fires a flurry, but Bravo CLAWS Briscoe’s face!

Bravo runs, but Briscoe winds up to UPPERCUT! The fans cheer the Redneck Kung-Fu! Lee tags in and hits his tiger stance. But then Kyle calls to Briscoe, and Briscoe tags Kyle! The fans cheer as Kyle and Lee tie up, go around, and Kyle wrenches. Lee wrenches, slips through, and waistlocks. They go around, Lee switches but Kyle has the arm. Kyle arm-drags Lee down, double wristlock, but Lee fights around. Kyle body scissors, rolls to the cover, TWO! The fans fire up as the two go again, knuckle lock, and Lee headlocks. Kyle powers up and out, Lee goes up and around, but Kyle does the same to slide under.

Lee ducks a kick, then wheelbarrows to victory roll, then EURO CLUTCH! TWO! Kyle is up, Lee backs off, and the fans cheer the exchange. Lee points to Nigel McGuinness, wanting him to remember the Euro Clutch did him in the last time they faced off. Kyle storms up on Lee, Lee headlocks, but Kyle powers up and out. Lee RUNS Kyle, keeps moving, but Kyle drops down. Lee sunset flips but Kyle stays up! Kyle shakes his head, drops down into the ARMBAR, but here comes The Infantry! Briscoe & Cassidy intercept Dean & Bravo, fire off hands in corners, and Kyle shifts to an ANKLE LOCK! But Lee reels Kyle into a headlock.

Briscoe & Cassidy TOSS The Infantry, then go out after them. Lee waistlocks, Kyle fires elbows, and Kyle climbs up in the corner. The fans count along as Kyle goes all the way to TEN! Tag to Briscoe, he climbs up, and he rains down fists! Briscoe goes all the way to TEN, then he tags Cassidy! The fans fire up again as Cassidy winds up, climbs up, and rains down ONE! The fans cheer Cassidy while Lee stumbles. Lee tags Dean, and now The Captain steps to Cassidy. Dean says go ahead, put the hands in the pockets. Cassidy says okay, and he raises his hands, to then slowly, slowly, put them in his pockets!

The fans cheer as Cassidy then ducks ‘n’ dodges Dean, and still arm-drags Dean away! Dean runs up, Cassidy drops down to MONKEY FLIP! Then Cassidy kips up! The fans fire up, but Bravo storms in and whips him to a corner. Cassidy goes up, out, and ducks Bravo to bump him off buckles! Dean tries, but Cassidy bumps him off buckles! Bravo tries again, he just gets buckles! Dean tries again, he just gets buckles! The fans fire up as Cassidy climbs, but Lee trips him up! The fans boo while Cassidy falls to the mat, but the ref has to keep Kyle & Briscoe from going after Lee! The Infantry flanks Cassidy, but Cassidy bobs n’ weaves to dodge the shots!

Cassidy tries again, but the CARLIE CROSSOVER hits, then a feed to the SLINGSHOT SPEAR! Lee drags Cassidy to the apron, the ref is still distracted, Shane Taylor hits a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! The fans boo but STP has taken control while Collision goes to picture in picture!

Lee drags Cassidy up, puts him in the ring, and Dean covers, TWO! Dean drags Cassidy up, whips him to ropes, then BODY BLOWS! Cassidy falls in a heap but Dean soaks up heat. Dean stomps Cassidy, drags him up, then bumps him off buckles. Dean tags Bravo to send him in for the SPLASH! Dean adds a SPLASH, then scoops while Bravo goes up, KNEE DROP SIDEWALK SLAM COMBO! Cover, Briscoe breaks it! Bravo is upset, but he CLUBS Cassidy. Cassidy fights the suplex, Bravo CLUBS him again and again, then suplexes through! Cover, TWO! Cassidy toughs it out but Bravo drags Cassidy over to the corner.

Dean tags in, The Infantry stomps away on Cassidy, but the ref counts. Dean stops to kneel on Cassidy, then steps off again. Cassidy throws “shots” on the leg, but Dean stomps Cassidy down! Dean then BLASTS Briscoe & Kyle! The ref reprimands but that just lets Bravo CHOKE Cassidy! The ref reprimands Bravo now as Collision returns to single picture. Dean asks, “Is this camera on me? B! B! C!” BRONCO BUSTER CAPTAIN! Dean bounces, Bravo says if you see Cap in that corner, yo’ ass is a goner! Dean drags Cassidy up, tags Bravo, and Dean sends Bravo in for the SPLASH! Then feed to Dean, but Cassidy tilt-o-whirl DDTS!

The fans fire up but Bravo hurries to anchor a foot! Cassidy reaches out, reaches out, but Bravo drags him back! Cassidy BOOTS Bravo away, Lee tags in, and Lee BOOTS Briscoe down! The fans boo but Cassidy swings! Lee blocks the lariat to wrench Cassidy into the COBRA TWIST! The fans boo, the ref keeps Kyle back, and STP links up on the twist! Four men strong and they make Cassidy suffer! The ref sees that, Dean lets go to defend his innocence, but that causes him to fall onto Bravo! Cassidy powers up to HIP TOSS free! Hot tag to Kyle! Kyle BOOTS Lee, KICKS him, then fires off a strike fest! LEG SWEEP!

Lee flounders to a corner but Kyle runs up to forearm SMASH! Kyle wrenches and ELBOW BREAKERS, then cravats for some knees! Snapmare and a PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! ARMBAR! The Infantry attacks Kyle! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Bravo drags Lee to safety. Bravo tags in, then he tags Dean. Bravo jukes around Kyle, lifts him up, BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, TWO! Kyle survives but Bravo runs up! Kyle ELBOWS Bravo away, BOOTS Dean, then goes up! FLYING KNEE for Dean, LARIAT for Bravo! The fans fire up again because Chicken is rising! Kyle crawls, hot tags to Briscoe and Lee!

Briscoe fires off JAB after JAB on Lee, then whips, but Lee grabs ropes. Lee BOOTS back, runs up, but Briscoe dodges! FLYING FOREARM! The Infantry is back, but Briscoe dodges Bravo to ROCK Dean! Briscoe CHOPS Bravo, then repeat! Dean slips around, but Briscoe BOOTS Bravo away! Then Briscoe breaks free to PELE! Dean falls out of the ring, Briscoe reels Bravo in! Briscoe underhooks but Bravo fights free! Bravo whips but Briscoe WRECKS Dean with a dropkick! Then he RAMS Bravo and DUMPS him out! Cassidy DIVES to hit Lee! Briscoe gets a chair! The fans fire up as the chair is set up, and Briscoe runs, only for Shane to stand in the way!

ORANGE PUNCH for Shane! Kyle FLYING KNEES Shane down for good measure! Briscoe uses the chair to FLY! Down goes STP!! The fans are thunderous as Kyle gets Dean in, and Briscoe is up top! FROGGY-BOW! But that’s not all! Dean staggers into the kick, the underhooks, and JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!

Winners: The Conglomeration, by pinfall (denies Shane Taylor Promotions a title opportunity)

When it rains, it pours for STP! Will they just have to regroup and refocus taking over ROH? Will The Conglomeration continue to #ManUp here in AEW?

 

Will Ospreay speaks.

It was also after Dynamite that The Aerial Assassin told Samoa Joe, “My apologies for not getting back to any of your messages, been a little bit busy training and getting myself ready for The Owen. Surprised to see you there in the opening round, mate. It’s gonna be a tough one. But if you can just bear with me for a hot second while I explain to you… Six months of my life got taken away from me, mate. Six months, I’ve been sitting in front of a TV screen, watching AEW, looking at it, trying to get my strength back in my arms, rushing to get back. That’s six months of frustration, six months of anger. And then I finally had my kill shot on Dynasty, and I lost.

“And ever since then, man, I’ve been struggling with my matches. Doc even stopped one for my own safety. I’m annoyed that I didn’t get revenge on Jon. But I’m more upset at the idea that I can’t be the guy that AEW put their trust in once upon a time. Regardless of how I feel about Jon, regardless of how I feel about The Death Riders, there’s nothing that I can say that’ll make people ever understand. But Jon Moxley is the Ace, he’s a soldier for this place. And while his methods might be sick, there are people who stand up to see him get elevated. So what could it happen with him in my corner?

“Joe, I’ve got nothing but respect for ya. Everything that you’ve done in this industry. Mate, you were in the match that made me want to become a pro-wrestler. But no one, no one, is stopping me from winning The Owen. And I find it very poetic that the man takt took away my old life has given me a second chance of capturing the world championship.” The Billy Goat is ready to become something more, but will Samoa Joe make sure Ospreay goes Double or Nothing and loses?

 

Backstage interview with The Conglomeration.

Lexy Nair congratulates them on their win tonight, and brings up that Moxley has accepted Kyle’s challenge. Kyle says yes, Moxley is right, Kyle has his number. But facing Moxley has been the biggest test of Kyle’s career, so what’s one more test? This Wednesday, it’s a title eliminator, and after Kyle makes Moxley submit again, he is putting all his chips in and goes Double or Nothing! Briscoe says damn right, Kyle. And speaking of Dynamite, Tommaso Ciampa, Briscoe put it plain and clear, but he hasn’t heard a word from Ciampa! If Ciampa’s scared, he should just say it! Cassidy says Willow needs to say something.

Willow says sure, okay. Great job, guys, really. But for her, Double or Nothing, it will be TRIPLE or nothing, because she has THIS bad boy, the TBS Championship! But she’s also coming for The Owen, and the World Championship! As for tonight, Red Velvet may have beaten Willow to qualify for The Owen, but that won’t happen tonight. Welcome back to AEW, time to meet the Comeback Killer. Lexy says by the way, that match is next. Willow fires up, hurries off to make her entrance, but will she be ready to cook with The Chef?

AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Red Velvet!

Before making her entrance, the ROH Women’s World TV Champion tells Willow, “The Comeback Killer,” that she’s still salty that Willow is in The Owen and Velvet is not. Tonight, she takes out all her frustrations every time she stirs it up and punches Willow in the face. Yeah, Velvet beat Willow before. And in fact, she’ll beat Willow for that TBS title right now!

The introductions are made, the teal belt is raised, and we see if The Babe with The Power is still the Face of TBS!

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, Willow powers Velvet to a corner, and the ref counts. Willow backs off, and she flexes as she fires the fans up. The two reset, tie up, and Willow SHOVES Velvet away. Velvet is frustrated as she comes back and resets with Willow again. Velvet then slips around Willow, waistlocks, but Willow wrenches out. Velvet wrenches back, top wristlocks, but Willow stays up. Velvet kicks and TRIPS Willow, then steps over to LEG DROP on the arm scissor! The fans rally as Willow rolls and stacks Velvet, TWO! Willow gut wrenches, but Velvet slips through! Willow ducks, but the superkick still scuffs her!

Willow says okay, okay, and she resets with Velvet. The fans rally behind Willow as she offers a handshake. Velvet accepts, but then arm- NO! Willow stops the arm-drag, and the next one, then whips Velvet to RUN her over! Willow fires up, the fans cheer, and things keep moving. Velvet runs up to CALF KICK! Willow flounders to a corner and Velvet storms up on her. Velvet fires body shots, then stomps Willow down. The ref counts but Velvet does the splits as she digs her boot in! The fans are torn but Willow pushes the foot away. Velvet runs back up, but Willow dodges to LARIAT again and again! The fans count all the way to TEN!

Willow short arm- NO, Velvet ducks the shot, but Willow ELBOWS her! Willow fireman’s carries, Velvet sunset flips, but Velvet avoids the hip drop! Ghost pin, TWO! Willow FISHERMAN SUPLEXES! A deep bridge, TWO! Not quite perfect but Willow shrugs that off. Willow runs, but Velvet avoids the senton! Velvet hurries to STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Velvet snarls while Willow bails out. Velvet pursues, runs up, and ROCKS Willow! Velvet DOUBLE CHOPS Willow, then CLUBS away on Willow! Velvet reels Willow in, talks trash on the fans, but Willow suplexes instead! Willow stalls then SLAMS Velvet on the floor!

The fans cheer as Willow flexes and high-fives, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Willow drags Velvet up, puts her in the ring, then CLUBS her on the back. Willow stands Velvet up but Velvet fires hands. Willow CLUBS Velvet again, then scoops to SLAM! Willow pushes Velvet down to SENTON! Cover, TWO! Velvet toughs it out but Willow stirs it up. Willow stands Velvet up to CHOP, Velvet CHOPS back, but Willow ROCKS her! Fireman’s carry, AIRPLANE SPIN! Willow goes around and around, then back the other way! Willow then SAMOAN DROPS! Willow says that’s how you stir it up! Cover, TWO! Velvet survives but Willow reels her into a KOJI KLUTCH! Velvet endures, even as Willow puts on the pressure, and Collision goes to break!

Collision returns as Willow has Velvet in a corner. Willow runs corner to corner, but Velvet slips to the outside! Willow ROCKS Velvet first, then goes outside to fireman’s carry! But Velvet fights free! Velvet ROCKS Willow, Willow ROCKS Velvet, and Velvet sits down! Willow fires the fans up, then lines up her shot. Velvet stands up, Willow runs, but Velvet dodges! Cannonball crashes ‘n’ burns!! Willow writhes and clutches her back, but she’s somehow still in this! A ring count starts, Velvet rolls in before 3, but Willow rises up at 5. Willow hobbles her way over, rolls into the ring, but Velvet SUPERKICKS her down! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Velvet brings Willow up. Willow shoves Velvet, Velvet counter punches! And counter punches! Velvet fires a flurry, but Willow slips around to waistlock. Willow ducks the elbow but Velvet DDTS! Willow goes to ropes, Velvet runs up, DOUBLE KNEES! The fans fire up while Velvet yanks the ropes. Velvet wheelbarrows to BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Willow survives and Velvet is frustrated. Velvet brings Willow up to ROCK her, then she runs the ropes, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Willow frowns as she scoops Velvet, RAMS her into a buckle, then OKLAHOMA- NO, Velvet DDTS free again!

The fans fire up as Velvet dragon sleepers, STRAIGHT OUT THE- NO! Willow stops Velvet to POWERSLAM through! The fans fire up as Willow gut wrenches, BABE WITH THE POWER- RANA! Velvet puts Willow back on ropes, and DOUBLE KNEES again! Velvet snaps Willow back, but Willow is up! Wheelbarrow and- FULL NELSON SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Velvet survives but Willow keeps on her. Willow ROCKS Velvet, Velvet ROCKS Willow, repeat! Willow rebounds to LARIAT! Both women are down again and the fans fire back up! Velvet rolls away to a corner, but Willow rises up! Willow runs in, Velvet dodges, but Willow BOOTS her!

Willow goes up but Velvet CHOPS! Velvet climbs up after Willow, SUPER VICTORY THROW! The fans fire up as Velvet then STIRS IT UP!! Cover, TWO?!? Willow survives and Velvet is shrieking in anger! The fans rally and duel as Velvet demands Willow to get up! But then Willow ducks the heel kick, and the buzzsaw! Shove, dodge, and POUNCE!! PERIOD! The fans fire up with Willow and she drags Velvet back up. Willow gut wrenches, BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Willow wins!

Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

Red Velvet brought the fire, but she couldn’t cook Willow! Willow is now rolling towards Double or Nothing and her match with Alex Windsor, but will she then head for her second Owen Hart Cup win?

 

Backstage interview with Sammy Guevara.

Lexy Nair is with The Spanish God and brings up how he called out Darby Allin just last night at Supercard of Honor for the AEW World Championship. But just like last night, Sammy hushes “Chica” Lexy, and says, “Everybody’s Favorite Pillar is about to talk, so zip it and listen. Darby, I don’t need to call my shot against you because I looked through the history books, and history’s on my side. I’ve beaten you not once, not twice, not three times, I’ve beaten you four times. When I look at the history books, I’m a three-time TNT Champion while you, you’ve only held that belt twice.

“So I’m gonna beat you tonight like I’ve beaten you before. I’m gonna stamp my ticket to Double or Nothing, and MJF, I know you’re watching, you sociopath. I’m gonna beat you next week and I’m gonna shave you BALD! But don’t worry, I’ll give you a nice little fade. Because I am the best! I am the best wrestler, I am the best talker, I am the best this planet has! I’m the Spanish God, dammit! I’m number one, I’ve been here since day one, and there’s only one way this is gonna go: With me as the NEW AEW World Champion! Darby, your time is up, and my time is now. Because I am Numero Uno. That means ‘number one.'”

Sammy heads out, but is his big head only going to get in the way tonight?

 

Backstage interview with Darby Allin.

Collision returns and Lexy is now with said AEW World Champion. She brings up the five title defenses in 21 days, an AEW record! But tonight is number six against someone Darby’s known for a long time in Sammy Guevara. Darby says when he showed up today, he asked if anyone had seen MJF yet. Then he thought, “What a stupid question. Of course he’s not gonna be at Collision.” MJF is not a company man, he only cares about himself. And those same people asked back, why is Darby back? Why is Darby defending his title again? Double or Nothing is next Sunday, why is Darby risking losing this? Because Darby loves this!

And if there’s anyone in this company as crazy as Darby, it is Sammy Guevara. Darby loves it! Darby realizes this could all end tonight, and Speedball wants his match on Wednesday? Well, if Darby walks out here tonight, then on Dynamite, it’s Showtime! Darby thanks Lexy then heads back out. Will the Relentless Reign be an unstoppable one? Or is this one Collision Darby will not walk away from?

 

Something’s going on backstage!

Tommaso Ciampa is CHOKING Mark Briscoe out! The Psycho Killer SMACKS Briscoe off road cases, and says how dare Briscoe call him out! Their brawl now moves onto the stage! The fans boo as Ciampa fires hands on Briscoe as they go down the ramp! Ciampa whips, Briscoe reverses, and Ciampa hits barriers hard! Briscoe stomps away on Ciampa, the fans fire up, and Briscoe whips Ciampa into more barriers! Briscoe throws a chair into the ring, then he drags Ciampa up and in. Ciampa bails out, but Briscoe DIVES! Down goes Ciampa, and Briscoe just throws another chair into the ring! Briscoe CLUBS away on Ciampa, then brings him up.

Ciampa BODY SHOTS, but Briscoe sends Ciampa into the steel steps! Briscoe puts Ciampa in the ring, stomps him, then positions the chairs. Briscoe reels Ciampa in, underhooks, but Ciampa fights the lift! Ciampa then LOW BLOWS Briscoe! The fans boo but Ciampa just scowls. Ciampa then grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Briscoe on the back! Briscoe writhes, the fans boo, but Ciampa just stalks Briscoe to a corner. Ciampa DIGS a chair into Briscoe’s bad shoulder! The fans boo but Ciampa soaks up heat. Ciampa then brings Briscoe up, bumps him off buckles, and hoists him up top. Ciampa CHOPS, Briscoe sputters, but Ciampa gets the chairs!

Ciampa wants to recreate what put Briscoe on the shelf the past month! Ciampa JAMS Briscoe up with a chair first before putting it side-by-side with the other. Ciampa then climbs up, soaks up heat, and vows to end Briscoe once and for all! But then Kyle & Cassidy rush out here! Ciampa runs away from The Conglomeration, but he warns them all that he’ll get them for this! Briscoe grabs a mic to shout at Ciampa, “You ain’t nothin’ but a punk, son! You wanna do it like that? Sounds like to me Wednesday night, the only right thing to do is to make this ANYTHING GOES! NO DISQUALIFICATIONS!” The fans like the sound of that!

The Psycho Killer may have just stepped into it! Will there be nothing stopping Briscoe from doing anything he wants to Ciampa?

 

Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens VS Jay Lethal & Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian!

What a rich history of honor here, as two icons of ROH meet again here on Collision. The Samoan Submission Specialist helped build The Franchise Player’s foundation, and now both men mentor new proteges. But will The Lethal Twist see The Opps are #NeverLacking? Or will Lethal & Johnson make up for how Supercard of Honor went sour?

The teams sort out and Bowens steps up to Lethal. But Lethal says time out, time out, he wants Joe. The fans cheer for Joe, too, and Joe reaches out! Bowens obliges and he tags in Joe. The fans fire up as Joe and Lethal circle, tie up, then Lethal slips around to CHOP! Lethal likes how that went, and he Fargo Struts with Big Shotty. Joe just shrugs it off while the fans chant, “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Lethal taunts Joe as the two reset, then Lethal slips around, only for Joe to JAB! JAB! JAB! Joe fires fast hands, a KICK, and Lethal flounders away! The fans cheer while Joe digs his boot into Lethal’s face, then scrapes him!

Joe storms up on Lee, Lee backs off, but Lethal bails out. The fans boo but Joe just tags Bowens in. Bowens dares Lethal to come back, but Lethal tags Lee. The fans cheer Bowens as he circles with Lee. They tie up, Bowens headlocks, but Lee powers up and out. Bowens RUNS Lee over, then runs the ropes, but Lee drops down, blows past, and slides under to then headlock takeover. Bowens headscissors, Lee kips free, but roles reverse as Bowens hits a headlock takeover. Lee headscissors, Bowens kips free, but Lee kicks low! Lee mocks the scissor fingers, then whips corner to corner. Bowens goes up, over, but Lee goes up and over in return!

Lee flips Bowens off, but Bowens THROWS Lee to the corner! Bowens CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, then stomps, stomps, stomps! The ref counts, Bowens backs off, and the fans cheer the Pride of Pro-Wrestling as he jukes the ref to stomp Lee again! The ref counts, Bowens stops, and Lee bails out. Bowens goes outside after Lee, but Lethal runs up! Bowens mule kicks Lethal first, then RAMS him into the apron! And again! And again! The ref reprimands, Joe has his guy back off, but he is definitely impressed. Bowens hurries back into the ring to storm up on Lee, but Lee throat chops! Lee goes for a corner but Bowens blocks the bump to give a bump!

Tag to Joe, and Bowens clinches Lee into the RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Joe then runs up to SENTON! Cover, TWO! Lee toughs it out but Joe looms over him. Joe drags Lee up, puts him in a corner, then whips corner to corner. Lethal hurries to soften the impact, Lee runs up on Joe, but Joe dodges Lee so he can CHOP Lethal on the back! Blake gets up, but backflips away before Joe can grab him! Lee HOTSHOT BULLDOGS Joe, and Lethal MISSILE DROPKICKS! The Lethal Twist makes the numbers game work in their favor, but fans boo while Collision goes picture in picture.

Lee RAMS Joe into the corner, RAMS him again, and Lethal tags in. Lethal RAMS Joe again and again, then he tags Lee. The Lethal Twist mugs Joe, Lee stomps away, but the ref counts. Lee backs off, but that lets Lethal and Blake mug Joe! Bowens protests but The Lethal Twist gets away with it all. Lee then tags Lethal back in, and Lethal grabs a leg to trip Joe. Lethal then turns Joe over for the HALF CRAB! Joe endures, reaches out, and fights his way to the ROPEBREAK! Lethal lets go as the ref counts, but he sucker punches Bowens! Bowens tumbles, Joe hobbles, and Lethal goes after Joe. Joe CHOPS Lethal in return! And CHOPS again!

Lethal puts Joe on the ropes as he CLAWS Joe’s eyes! Lethal talks trash on Joe, then he tags Lee. They CHOKE Joe on the ropes, but the ref counts. The Lethal Twist stops, and Lee bumps Joe off buckles. Lee fires hands, then stomps, but Joe hits back! JAB for Lee, CHPO for Lethal, repeat, but Lee kicks low! Lee RAMS Joe, tags Lethal, and Lethal taunts Bowens before he SPLASHES Joe! Lethal then DROPKICKS Joe down! Lethal mockingly applauds himself, then he CHOKES Joe! The ref counts, Lethal stops, then he clamps on a chinlock. Joe endures while Collision returns to single picture. The fans rally harder as Joe fights to his feet!

Joe fires body shots, but Lethal CLUBS Joe again and again! Tag to Lee, then Lethal sets Joe up, but Joe BOOTS Lee! Joe whips Lethal away, kicks at Lee, but Lee blocks! Lee hands the foot off to Lethal to then ENZIGIRI Joe! Lethal adds a DRAGON SCREW! Lee covers, TWO! The fans cheer as Joe toughs it out, but Lee rains down fists! Joe pushes Lee away, but Lee brings Joe back up. Tag to Lethal, Lethal climbs, and Lethal AX HANDLES Joe on the back! Joe goes to an open corner but Lethal JABS, JABS, and JABS! Joe JABS in return! Lethal KNEES low! Lethal runs, but into the SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up while both men are down!

The fans rally up, and Joe hurries to hot tag Bowens! Lethal hot tags Lee, but Bowens rallies with LARIATS and CHOPS! Then a wrench, clinch, and REVERSE NECKBREAKER on Lee! Then a kick, KICK, and FAMOUSER for Lethal! The fans fire up as Bowens then catches Lee to a torture rack! SWINGING SLAM! Cover, Lethal breaks it! Lethal CHOPS Bowens, then runs, and Lethal dodges Bowens so he can DIVE onto Joe! Lethal hurries back up, but Bowens DECKS him! Lee kicks, Bowens blocks, to Rock, Paper, Scissors, SUPERKICK! Bowens fires up, the fans are with him, and he clinches for the- victory roll from Lee! TWO!!

Lee SUPERKICKS Bowens, then brings him up in a fireman’s carry! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Lethal MACHO ELBOWS! Lee covers, TWO!! Bowens survives and the fans fire up again! Lethal tags in, he grabs Bowens’ legs, and he steps through. But Bowens BOOTS Lethal away! Lee tags back in, runs up on Bowens, HELLUVA KICK! The Twist then whips Bowens, but Joe saves Bowens from the splash! Bowens LARIATS Lethal! Lee LARIATS Bowens! Joe LARIATS Lee! Lethal LARITS Joe, but Joe doesn’t budge! Joe roars, but Lethal pokes him in the eyes! LETHAL IN- COQUINA CLUTCH! But Lethal JAWBREAKERS free!

Lethal trips Joe, steps through, but Joe trips Lethal up into the COQUINA CLUTCH!! Bowens intercepts Lee, THE ARRIVAL! Roll through, and DOUBLE WRISTLOCK! Bowens tortures Lee’s arm, LEE TAPS! Opps win!

Winners: Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens, by submission

The 5 Tool Player shows the power of Joe’s teachings, but he also gets the mic to say, “For the last year, I have been confused. But I have found solace and clarity in the fact that i Have found a group of men, The Opps, that understand everything I do for this business, everything I do for AEW, and everything I do for you!” The fans cheer, and Bowens continues by saying everywhere he goes, he represents the fans, because he is the Pride of Pro-Wrestling! He is your hero! And to be honest, for everything that he does, he deserves a standing ovation! Joe certainly applauds, and the fans here in Salisbury join in!

Bowens says if you’re asking what this change of attitude is about… This man, Samoa Joe, has been teaching Bowens all he needs to know: choices have consequences; and if you don’t like the way the table is set, you flip that table over and you choose violence! The fans cheer, and now Joe speaks on the mic. “Oh, Ospreaaaay~…! Do you understand what I do for my friends? But unfortunately, decisions have consequences, and you chose a different road, Will. So allow me to say this: I am truly beyond honored that you consider facing me a dream match.” The fans cheer that, but Joe says it’s just unfortunate that when he gets Ospreay in the ring, “it’ll be nothing but a nightmare.”

Joe & Bowens have made it clear that no matter who, no matter where, and no matter what, The Opps will not show mercy. Will nothing stop The Opps from taking it all here in AEW?

 

Backstage interview with #Brodido.

Lexy Nair is with Brody King & Bandido, and wants to talk the Owen Hart Tournament. Brody is set to face Claudio while Bandido is up against Swerve Strickland. Now, if they both win their matches, that pits them against teach other in the semifinals. But what they also needs to talk about is last night, Supercard of Honor, Bandido retained the title, only for Swerve to attack. Brody tells Swerve that he warned him about what would happen if Swerve messed with the people Brody cared about! Next time Brody sees Swerve, he’ll- Bandido stops Brody there, and says no, no, hermano. Bandido loves you, but this is Bandido’s battle, and Brody needs to respect that.

So Bandido tells Swerve that this is a battle Swerve will not win! Swerve may be the Most Dangerous, but Bandido is the Most Wanted! And after Double or Nothing when Bandido beats Swerve, Swerve won’t be a danger to anyone anymore! Both sides of Brodido have spoken, but will either of them knock down Swerve’s House? Or will Swerve’s thirst for power be satiated with the Owen Hart Cup?

 

AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championship Eliminator 5 Minute Challenge: The Divine Dominion VS Allie Katch & Kaia McKenna!

Megan Bayne & Lena Kross established just how dominant they are in the first 5 Minute Challenge last week, yet it seems two more poor souls want to test their might. Will Allie & Kaia at least last longer than the previous team? Or will The Megasus & Aussie Amazon score the fatality?

The teams sort out, Megan starts against Allie, and the bell rings. We’re on the clock as Megan and Allie circle, then tie up. Megan powers Allie to the ropes, then CHOPS! Megan whips, Allie blocks the lariat to wrench and PELE! But then Megan just rebounds to SHOTGUN BOOT Allie down! Allie flounders, Megan puts her in the corner, and CLUBS away from all sides! Tag to Lena, she whips Allie back into the corner, then ROCKS her! And ELBOWS her! And fires more elbows! The fans cheer, Lena BLASTS Kaia, then scoops Allie for a SPIN-OUT SIDEWALK SLAM! Lena grins, she drags Allie up, and she tags Megan.

Kaia runs up but Megan scoops her! The Divine Dominion SANDWICH the two, then FALL AWAY SLAM them both! And they SPLASH in the corners! And then another SPLASH! They send their opponents into each other, then DOUBLE LEAPING LARIAT! The fans fire up as Lena & Megan focus on Allie, DIVINE INTERVENTION! Cover, Divine Dominion wins!

Winners: The Divine Dominion, by pinfall (denies Allie Katch & Kaia McKenna a title match)

It was only one minute and 50 seconds this time, they’re only getting stronger! Will no duo ever remove Megan & Lena from the mountaintop?

 

AEW hears from the four fighting for the AEW Women’s World Championship.

Kris Statlander says, “At Double or Nothing, I face three women, one who I hate, one who I respect, and one who I’m still not sure about.” The hated one, Thekla, says there’s only one way this ends when she’s up against dumb b*tch after dumb b*tch after dumb b*tch. The respected one, Jamie Hayter, says she had the title stripped away from her and it’s eluded her ever since. And the uncertainty, Hikaru Shida, says even though it is every one for themselves, she knows she and Kris will be on the same page, just like always! Kris says y’know who really has her back? Kris herself! That’s all she needs! Jamie warns Thekla that she’s gonna find out, unfinished business is her favorite kind!

Thekla says Double or Nothing, the Toxic Spider destroys New York! A Fatal 4 Way of epic proportions await, will there be nothing left after the dust clears?

 

Backstage interview with Athena and Mina Shirakawa.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World Champion and the Fighting Gravure Idol, and thanks them for accepting the No Physicality Agreement. They are on a collision course in the opening round of the Owen Hart Tournament, this has gotta be a tough one. Athena says maybe, maybe not, but the facts are this: Athena has been the ROH Women’s World Champion for over 1252 DAYS, and has left of dozens of bodies in her wake. Pretty sure Mina’s one of them. Mina says last year at All In, Athena broke Mina’s hand. Athena says so what! Last year at Death Before Dishonor, she kicked Mina’s ass all over the arena! Why does Mina think this match will be any different?

Mina laughs and says last night at Supercard, when she locked in the Figure Four on her opponent, she dreamt it was Athena. Athena says Mina is dreaming of her! So flattered! But she hopes Mina has the best dream tonight: Mina’s dead body in a ditch, next to her precious Toni Storm! Mina tells Athena that Mina has dreamt of winning The Owen and the AEW Women’s World title, while ending Athena! She can’t dream anymore, because now she will live it! Athena says sure, sure. They argue, but Lexy keeps them from getting physical! Will the Fallen Goddess be unstoppable even in AEW? Or will The Owen will be about #MinaNow?

 

Backstage interview with Lio Rush.

Nigel McGuinness tracked down The Problem Child, and walks over. Lio says hey, Nigel! Good to see you! He saw Nigel put in that work last night, he did great. He did really good. Nigel appreciates that, that’s what he wants to talk about. Specifically, what happened between Lio and his former tag team partner, Action Andretti. Action cost Lio the ROH World TV Championship, what is Lio’s response? Lio says it’s all fine! It’s fine! These things happen, Nigel. Losses happen, friends get upset. It’s fine. It’s fine. Lio keeps saying that, and Nigel says that is the official response. Lio again says it’s good to see Nigel.

But then Lio takes off his sunglasses to show off those creepy eyes. He smiles, and that black goo drools out… Lio continues to say it’s fine, but is it anything but fine? Or should Action learn to sleep with one eye open?

 

Six Man Tag: Mark Davis & The Dogs VS The Rascalz!

Before they team up for Stadium Stampede, the AEW National Champion teams with David Finlay & Clark Connors to test their chemistry. Will Dunkzilla, The Rebel & 100 Proof sink their teeth into Dezmond Xavier, Zachary Wentz & Myron Reed? Or will The Rascalz light ’em up and smoke ’em in Salisbury?

The trios sort out and Davis starts against Dez. They circle, but then The Dogs rush in! The ref stops them, Davis runs up on Dez, but Dez dodges! Dez dodges again, SHOTGUNS The Dogs, then SUPERKICKS Davis! Dez jumps on for a SLEEPER, Zach tags in, and Myron helps out as The Rascalz mug Davis! They beat Davis down in the corner and the fans fire up! The ref counts, The Rascalz back off, then Zach tags Dez back in. They double whip but The dogs bail Davis out. The fans boo but The Rascalz run up to TRIPLE BOOT Davis & The Dogs down! Then they build speed, only for The Dogs to CLOBBER Zach & Myron!

Dez DIVES, but Davis catches him! And CHOPS him down! The Dogs beat up on Zach & Myron on the outside, Davis CHOKES Dez with a chair, but the ref reprimands. Davis puts Dez in the ring, Finlay CHOKES Myron while Connors whips, but Zach reverses! Connors hits railing hard and writhes on the floor. Myron whips Finlay into railing, and Dez dodges Davis as Davis runs up in the corner! Dez ENZIGIRIS again and again and again! Then Zach joins in, ENZIGIRI GAMANGIRI SANDWICH! Tag to Zach, they speed blitz Davis, then Myron joins in with a DOUBLE STOMP! The Rascalz combine, but The Dogs catch Dez!

The Dogs use Dez to CLOBBER Zach, and THROW him at Myron! The Dogs whip Zach, DOUBLE ELBOW, then SENTON! SLIDING SHOULDER! Davis SENTONS on top! The fans boo but Davis & The Dogs soak it up while Collision goes picture in picture.

Davis drags Zach up just to CLUB him down. Then he drags Zach up to whip hard into the corner. Davis tags Connors, Connors ROCKS Zach, then ROCKS him again. But Zach hits back! Zach backs Connors down, but Connors UPPERCUTS him down! Connors taunts the fans and The Rascalz, then drags Zach back up. Connors RAMS Zach into the corner, tags Finlay, and Finlay stomps away on Zach. The ref counts, Finlay stops, but then Davis CHOKES Zach behinds the ref’s back! Davis gets away with it, then flexes to soak up heat. Finlay puts Zach on the ropes, backs off as the ref reprimands, but that lets Connors CLOBBER Zach!

Finlay then hoists Zach up, BROKEN ARROW! Zach gets distance from that throw, and Finlay flexes. Cover, TWO! Finlay drags Zach into shoulder claws, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns as Zach fires body shots on Finlay, but Finlay throat chops! Zach sputters, Finlay tags Connors, and they double whip Zach, but Zach BLASTS Davis! Finlay runs up, blocks a boot, but Zach reels him in, pushes him down, then hops over! Zach then slips under Connors, but Connors gets a leg! Zach BOOTS Connors into Finlay! Zach crawls, but Connors BLASTS The Rascalz! The fans boo but Connors CLOBBERS Zach, too! Connors soaks up heat then drags Zach up. Connors whips, Zach handsprings, JUMP KNEE! The fans fire up, both men crawl, and we get hot tags on Finlay and Myron! Myron ducks Finlay to then dodge and GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!

Myron goes up, up, and he leaps, but Finlay gets under. Finlay blocks a kick, spins Myron, but Myron DRAGON WHIPS! Connors runs up, Myron dodges, and Dez UPPERCUTS! SUPERKICKS! And CUTTERS! Myron runs up on Finlay, whips, but Finlay reverses. Finlay ducks a boot but the SUPERKICK hits! Dez joins in, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! The Rascalz hoist Finlay up, SLINGSHOT NECKBREAKER BOMB COMBO! Cover, TWO!! Finlay survives but Myron tags Zach. Zach & Myron get Finlay up for a torture rack while Dez climbs, but Davis SHOVES Dez down! Connors saves Finlay, then Finlay hits an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER on Myron!

Connors SNAP POWERSLAMS Zach! The fans boo but Finlay tags Davis. Davis goes up top, Finlay and Connors get Zach and Myron up in Electric Chair Lifts, but Myron & Zach each POISON-RANA free! Dez goes up to get Davis! SUPERPLEX! The fans fire up while everyone is down around ringside! The Rascalz rise and regroup, then they build speed! TRIPLE TOPES!! The fans are all fired up as The Rascalz get Davis in! “This is Awesome!” as The Rascalz then combine for the SWING OUT TRIPLE DROPKICK!! The fans fire up while Davis is in the drop zone! Zach goes up, Dez tags in, and Zach SWANTON BOMBS!

Dez climbs up top, Myron tags in, Dez FROG SPLASHES! Myron goes up, he adds the 450 SPLASH! Cover, THE DOGS BREAK IT! The fans can’t believe it but The Rascalz go after The Dogs! They TOSS The Dogs out, but then the brawling continues! Finlay fireman’s carries Dez for a SNAKE EYES off the railing! Connors JEEP FLIPS Zach! The Dogs then go after Myron, but he goes Matrix to dodge! DOUBLE CUTTERS on the kip up! Myron runs, FLYING- NO! Davis stops the cutter to LARIAT Myron back in! Then Davis runs, hits the REBOUNDER!! Davis tags Finlay, and Davis PENDULUM DRIVERS! Feed to Finlay for the suplex!

Connors is up top, FULL CLIP!! Cover, Davis & Dogs win!

Winners: Mark Davis, Clark Connors & Davis Finlay, by pinfall

The Savage King warns Chris Jericho and his team that if they want carnage, they’re gonna get carnage! Will anyone survive the star-studded 7 VS 7 Stadium Stampede?

 

Backstage interview with Anna Jay.

Lexy Nair is with the Queenslayer and commends her on that great return match against Willow Nightingale a couple weeks ago. Unfortunately, it wasn’t enough to stop the Comeback Killer. Anna gives all the respect to Willow, her moves hurt. Maybe Anna dove into the deep end, but she didn’t drown. So while Willow is still TBS Champion, maybe Willow isn’t quite the Comeback Killer. Anna came back, is still here, and there is still a lot left for them to do. And by that, she means her and Tay Melo! The besties reunite, and Tay says if Anna is back, and she is back, then there’s one thing they gotta do.

Anna tells if they wanna find out what that is, #JustTryUs! TayJay is back again, but are they going to fight their way right to the Divine Dominion’s tag titles?

 

AEW World Championship No Count Outs: Darby Allin VS Sammy Guevara!

The Relentless One may have gotten MJF to accept the Double or Nothing challenge, but he is always up for a fight! The Spanish God still has the ROH World Tag Team Championship around his waist, but he wants even more gold to show off to his wife and daughter! Who gets what they want tonight to then head for Queens, New York?

As he makes his entrance, Sammy brings a table out from under the ring and sets it up ringside, planning ahead for the wild fight he and Darby are about to have! The introductions are made, and Darby kneels down with the belt, only for Sammy to STOMP him into it!! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Sammy holds up the belt as if he’s already won it! Sammy puts the belt aside, the bell rings, and Sammy KNEES Darby right outta the ring! Sammy THROWS Darby into railing, THROWS him in again, then goes back to his table! Sammy puts the table by the stage, then he drags Darby up. Sammy THROWS Darby into more railing! And more railing!

Sammy grabs a ladder and he brings it over to his table! The ref reprimands, there are no count outs but there are still disqualifications! Sammy doesn’t seem to care, he still stands his ladder up near that table. Sammy then lines up a shot, and he JUMP KNEES Darby back down! “I’m gonna be the world champion! Me! Not him!” Sammy drags Darby up, puts him on the table, and he rains down fists! Sammy climbs the ladder, goes to the very top, and reminds us that he’s loco! SUPER SWANTON BOMB through the table!! The fans go nuts as Darby and Sammy are both down in the wreckage!

The ref checks both men, and Sammy sits up first. Sammy drags Darby up with a headlock, brings him to the ring, and Sammy covers, TWO!! Darby survives and Sammy is furious! Sammy drags Darby up, torture racks, and GO TO- NO, Darby blocks and turns Sammy over! SCORPION DEATH LOCK!!! Sammy endures, reaches out, but Darby is looking dizzy! Darby falls over?! Sammy grins as Darby sputters, but the ref has Sammy hold on, he needs to check! Darby is conscious but dazed, and Sammy hurries to the apron. Springboard FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and Sammy is beside himself!

Sammy pushes Darby to a cover, TWO! Darby refuses to give up, despite how it looks. Sammy puts Darby up top, but Darby fires body shots! Darby HEADBUTTS Sammy down, then adjusts, but Sammy trips Darby up! Darby hits buckle, then apron, then floor! Sammy soaks up the heat while the ref checks Darby again. Darby flounders and crawls but refuses to stop, so Sammy fires hands! Sammy climbs up on Darby but Darby fires hands in return! Darby shoves Sammy, Sammy goes up the steps and JUMP SOBATS! Sammy says #AndNew AEW World Champion! Sammy soaks up more heat, then he drags Darby up.

Sammy puts Darby in the ring, drags him up, then KNEES him low! Sammy grins, suplexes, and that’s just Uno Amigo! That means “One Friend.” Sammy hits Dos Amigos! Then THREE AMIGOS! Cover, TWO! Sammy is frustrated as Darby survives again. Sammy clamps on with a chinlock, not quite a bulldog choke, but Darby is still sputtering for air. The fans rally as hard as they can, and Darby rises up to fire body shots! Darby runs, but Sammy SUPERKICKS! Darby falls, Sammy covers, TWO!! Darby scrambles away but Sammy stalks him, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Sammy digs his boot into Darby’s face at the ropes, but the ref counts. Sammy stops, talks some trash, then stalks Darby to a corner. Sammy drags Darby up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Darby flounders out of the ring. Sammy pursues, drags Darby up, and he talks more trash on the fans. Sammy stands Darby up to ROCK him, then push him around. Sammy drags Darby up and THROWS him into railing! Sammy talks more trash, then walks around commentary so he can take a headset and tell everyone what he’s doing as he does it! He stomps Darby, taunts him, then has to go follow Darby around the way.

Sammy follows Darby into the ring, stands him up, but Darby fires hands! Sammy KNEES low, KNEES again and again, then ROCKS Darby! Darby falls over, but Sammy CHOKES Darby on the ropes! The ref counts, Sammy stops, and Darby coughs and sputters again. Sammy has the legs, he puts Darby under the ring, CATAPULT GUILLOTINE! Darby writhes and coughs again, but Sammy steps out to the apron. Sammy looms over Darby, drags him up by his chain, and Collision returns to single picture. Darby fights the suplex, then blocks a kick to FLIP Sammy! Sammy lands on his feet, but Darby SHOTGUNS Sammy down!

The fans fire up as Darby rises again! Darby has his second wind and he builds speed to DIVE! Into a CUTTER on the floor! Sammy puts Darby back in, Sammy springboards in, but into a REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Darby catches Sammy now and the fans fire up! Sammy flails, reaches out, but Darby pushes him down with his body weight! Sammy still endures, crawls forward, and reaches the ROPEBREAK! Darby lets go and the fans rally up again. Fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this has to end somehow. Darby sees Sammy on the apron, and he goes to the corner! Darby climbs, but Sammy rolls to the far side.

Darby hops down, waits on Sammy to stand, and he runs up, but into an eye poke! Sammy hoe up, and he APRON DOUBLE STOMPS Darby down! Cover, TWO!! Sammy is frustrated but he drags Darby up to the top rope. Sammy climbs up to join Darby, but Darby fights the suplex! They trade body shots, and Darby SHOVES Sammy! Sammy backflips through! Sammy is right back up top, SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Sammy crawls to the cover, TWO! Sammy clutches his knee and grits his teeth. Sammy brings the kneepad down to release some pressure, then stands up. The fans rally as Sammy hobbles over to Darby, but Darby JAWBREAKERS!

Sammy staggers, Darby runs up and fires forearms! The fans fire up as Darby roars and runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Darby wobbles, Sammy runs, but Darby blows past! Springboard and COFFIN SPLASH! The fans fire up again as Darby fires fast hands, RAMS low, then hops on, CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Sammy survives and Darby is stunned! The fans rally up as Darby has Sammy in the dragon sleeper! But Sammy fires knees, snapmares free, only for Darby to ELBOW him away! Darby climbs, but Sammy SUPERKICKS the legs! Torture rack and GO TO HOSPITAL! Darby staggers around, but Sammy torture racks again! GO TO HOSPITAL!!

Darby flops down and Sammy goes to the corner! Sammy goes up top, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Sammy has no words, English or Spanish, but Darby flops out of the ring. Sammy goes out after Darby, and he brings out the other table! The fans rally as Sammy brings it over to set up by ringside. Sammy makes sure it is angled just right before he puts Darby on it. The fans boo, but then Sammy goes to the corner! Sammy climbs, reminds us again that he’s loco, and Sammy SUPER 630s only through the table!! Darby avoids disaster, then he puts Sammy back in! COFFIN DROP!!! Cover, DARBY WINS!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

As if his reign wasn’t wild and reckless before, Darby just doubled down with Sammy here tonight! And yet, he’s now set for a showdown with Speedball in Portland! Will no one and nothing stop Darby Allin from doing this again and again? Or is he about to write a check his body can’t cash?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision that not only fed Double or Nothing but did a great job following up ROH Supercard of Honor, assuring fans that ROH does matter after all, despite the lack of building contenders and therefore new champions. I mean, Athena is STILL champion, even when Survival of the Fittest was the best way to dethrone her while protecting her. But good interaction from Athena and Mina ahead of their Owen Hart Cup match, and if Athena is going to still be champion even now, she might as well just be a finalist already. On the other end, it’d be great if Willow also got to the finals to potentially be a two-time Queen of Harts.

Speaking of Willow, great promo with Conglomeration, great match with Red Velvet, but with Velvet still the ROH Women’s World TV Champion, it makes sense that Willow retains her title. Great Six Man Tag from Conglomeration VS Shane Taylor Promotions, and The Conglomeration’s win helps them build momentum towards all their stories. Very good promo from Kyle, very good promo from Death Riders, and I feel like Kyle should at least last the 20 minute time limit to earn his title match with Moxley for Double or Nothing. Meanwhile, Cassidy & Roddy are NOT winning against FTR, FTR has to settle things with Cope & Christian first.

Ciampa going after Briscoe, that whole brawl, and then Briscoe upping the ante for Dynamite, that No Disqualification match is going to be awesome. Very good tag match of Joe & Bowens VS Lethal & Lee, with a good win for The Opps. Very good promo from Joe & Bowens after, and a very good promo from Ospreay, too. Joe VS Ospreay could be a show stealer, but I would think Ospreay wins so that his story with The Death Riders can be part of the Owen Cup. TayJay being back together is great, and I can see them going right at Divine Dominion and easily lasting the five minutes to then earn their title match later on.

Great Six Man Tag of Davis & Dogs VS Rascalz, but with Stadium Stampede looming, naturally Davis & Dogs won to bring momentum for their team. I’d expect The Demand to have their own tune-up for the three-hour super show go-home next week, but they might’ve announced that tonight if that were the case. Very good promo from Lio Rush to further this Jekyll & Hyde/Smeagle & Gollum type of gimmick for him. For those who didn’t watch Supercard (or haven’t read my article on it), Action Andretti turned on Lio Rush and partially blamed Lio’s new dark side for it. RIP CRU, we hardly knew you, but Action VS this Lio is going to be great stuff between AEW and ROH programming.

And of course, another insane instant classic from Darby Allin as he and Sammy use No Count Outs to get hardcore. Good bit of selling from Darby to tease his body giving out on him, but naturally he wins out. They might do a similar spot during his match against Speedball on Wednesday to make it seem MJF has a chance of taking the title at Double or Nothing.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (5/15/26)

Der Ring General makes his move!

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So, Gunther, whaddya wanna talk about?

Gunther didn’t like the way things went last week on SmackDown, but will he still choose to join up so he can challenge Cody Rhodes for the WWE Championship?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Trick Williams w/ Lil Yachty VS The Miz w/ Kit Wilson; Trick wins.
  • Brie Bella & Paige VS Giulia & Kiana James; Brie & Paige win.
  • Carmelo Hayes VS Ricky Saints; Melo wins.
  • Damian Priest VS Tama Tonga; Priest wins.
  • Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS B-Fab & Mia Yim w/ Jade Cargill; Charlotte & Alexa win, by disqualification.
  • Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Match: GUNTHER VS Royce Keys; Gunther wins and will challenge for the title at Clash In Italy.

PLAY BY PLAY

Trick Williams is here!

The University of South Carolina fires up and chants for “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” as their hero has returned home! The WWE United States Champion has Lil Yachty and Cocky the Gamecock with him as he goes to the ring. Trick gets the mic, has them cut his music, and says straight outta South Cac and doesn’t know how to act, Trick Willy has come back to Columbia, South Carolina! Representing WJ Keenan High, and the University of South Carolina, he grew up right here on these streets. He remembers driving up Trick Notch Road, cutting right to his favorite restaurant, Kiki’s Chicken ‘n’ Waffles, and he’d get the special sauce! The sauce so good, you gotta eat while standing up!

And ol’ Trick would get the wings, and he’s a big man, 6’5″, 250 pounds, the sauce would drip down past his three chains, his eight abs, and onto his two… lemon pepper steppers! Trick continues by saying playing for the Gamecocks, he had a lot of good days, some not so good days, but his family’s here. And Mama told him, “Boy, you are a king created by God Almighty. Never forget who you are or whose you are, don’t ever let ’em break you!” So from WWE to Kiki’s Chicken ‘n’ Waffles, to Mama, look at the star you’ve created! But then THE MIZ makes his entrance! He is accompanied by Kit Wilson, and the fans boo.

The Miz tells everyone, “Oh my gosh, it’s a homecoming! You even brought out Cocky the mascot! Last week was the Gingerbread Man! Trick, your whole career is starting to look like rejected mascots for my daughter’s birthday party! Is this WWE or Sesame Street? What’s next? Is Big Bird gonna come out? And people say they have trouble taking ME seriously.” Yachty says this is Miz’s problem, coming out here to disrespect Trick Williams in his homecoming to his hometown of Columbia, SC, in front of Trick’s friends and family! Y’all got some nerve! That’s why you got beat up by the Minihausens, and why you’re cursed.

Miz says he is NOT cursed! The fans chant “You Are Cursed!” “Whoop Dat Trick!” Yachty says Miz sounds cursed. Kit shouts, “WAKE UP! WAKE UP! You clearly aren’t understanding what the master is saying, so maybe I will speak to you in a language you can understand: SLAM POETRY!” The fans boo again, but Kit has his notebook out. “Kit Willy” says they wouldn’t last a day on the streets where he grew up. Kit from Buckinghamshire England is gonna lyrically mess you up! “Trick ‘n’ Yachty, you’re two obnoxious folk. That’s two egos The Miz will never stroke. This town is filled with bros and nasty jocks, only to be united by the love of their toxic Gamecocks!”

The fans boo but Yachty says he wants to try that. The fans cheer Yachty on, Trick says hit ’em with it! Yachty says on their tombstone, it’ll read Kit Wilson: Better Known for Assisting The Miz. They already completed this biz, they don’t even know who Kit is, but Kit’s tan got him yellow, like the road to The Wiz. Y’all ain’t handsome as we is, which is why they’re sick. It’d be a shame we show Columbia how to Whoop Dat Trick. Yachty is a diamond platinum artist, he done it all. Oh, they’re made Trick came out with Cocky, cuz Miz has lil’ tiny balls! The fans cheer that! Kit says no, they’re MASSIVE! The fans disagree.

Miz puts his hand up and asks if they know what that means! When his hand goes up, your mouths go shut! He is so sick of this! They’re not bringing Tiny Balls back, there is no curse, and Miz wants to get out of this dumpster fire of a city with their stupid chicken! If Miz lived here, he’d volunteer to move to Tennessee! The fans boo, but Miz says get a referee out here right here, right now, cuz Miz is gonna whoop Trick’s ass in front of his mama! Kit says he’s- TRICK SLAP on Kit! HAYMAKER on Kit! Then Trick ‘n’ Yachty DUMP Kit out! Trick LARIATS Miz up and out! Columbia is thunderous, but will Trick still give Miz the fight he wants?

Trick Williams w/ Lil Yachty VS The Miz w/ Kit Wilson!

SmackDown returns and while non-title, Trick and Miz are indeed having their fight. The bell rings, the two tie up, and Trick powers Miz back with his height as leverage. Miz pulls hair to turn things around, but the ref reprimands and counts. Miz lets off to shove Trick, but Trick SHOVES Miz down! The fans cheer, Miz swings, but Trick dodges to CHOP! Miz headlocks, Trick powers up and out, then Trick hurdles, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up with Trick while Miz flounders to the apron. Trick storms over, brings Miz up, but Miz HOTSHOTS back! The fans boo but Miz hurries up to the apron.

Miz climbs up the corner, soaks up that heat, but then the chant of “TINY BALLS!” throws Miz off. Miz leaps, but into a BODY SHOT! Trick fi res haymakers and an UPPERCUT! Trick whips, Miz reverses, then Miz kitchen sink knees! Miz hits a basement BOOT, then he rips off his shirt to show off his own abs. Miz CHOKES Trick on ropes, backs off as the ref counts, but then Miz runs to STRADDLE ATTACK! The fans boo but Miz mocks the Williams family. Miz goes back to Trick to stomp away, but the fans still mock his “TINY BALLS! TINY BALLS!” Miz frowns, runs, but Trick avoids the kick! Trick gets up, JUMP NECKBREAKER!

The fans fire up again as Trick has Miz in the corner. Trick fires haymakers, then winds up to TRICK SLAP! Miz sits down, the fans cheer the mudhole, but Trick stops as the ref counts. Miz staggers to his feet, takes a swing, but Trick ducks it to back suplex. Miz lands out, FIN- NO, Trick arm-drags free! Miz bails out before a Trick Shot can land! Trick hurries after Miz, they cat ‘n’ mouse around the outside, but Trick avoids the dropkick! Trick UPPERCUTS Miz, THROWS him into barriers, then THROWS him into more barriers! Trick puts Miz back in the ring, but Kit UPPERCUTS Trick behind the ref’s back!

The fans boo as Kit hurries away. Yachty warns Kit but Kit flexes and swivels at him. Yachty is upset but Miz WERCKS Trick with a dropkick after all! Miz taunts Yachty, knowing he can’t do anything, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Yachty says yeah, okay, Miz, real tough. Yachty leaves Miz alone, Miz THROWS Trick into barriers! The fans boo and give thumbs down but Miz just drags Trick to his feet. Miz puts Trick against barriers, right in front of Mama & Papa! Miz talks trash, then winds up, but Trick dodges! Trick CHOPS away on Miz right in front of the family! The family cheers Trick on, then he THROWS Miz into the LED apron! Trick then pushes Miz into the ring, stalks him to a corner, and CHOSP! Trick whips corner to corner, Miz stops short, and Miz BOOTS Trick in return! Miz smooths his hair and dusts himself off before he goes back to Trick.

Miz looms over Trick, taunts Mama, and even blows a kiss before he runs. BASEMENT BOOT! Miz then says he has MASSIVE balls, but Yachty don’t believe that. Miz drags Trick up, brings him in, and suplexes, only for Trick to block! Trick fights the lift, then he suplexes Miz up and over! The fans cheer while both men are down! Miz and Trick stir while Yachty and Kit coach each of them up. The fans rally, both men sit up, and Trick fires a haymaker! Miz fires back, SmackDown returns to single picture, and the shots keep going! Miz rebounds to ROCK Trick! Trick rebounds to UPPERCUT Miz! Trick fires haymakers and an UPPERCUT!

The fans fire up as Miz staggers, into the LEG LARIAT! And LEG LARIAT! Then a scoop and SLAM! Trick stands tall, has the wristlock, and the fans cheer as Trick lets his hair down! Cartwheel and ripcord, into the BOOKEND! Cover, TWO! Miz survives and Trick is surprised. The fans rally for Trick and he drags Miz up. Miz throat chops back! The fans boo but Trick returns, only to be sent into buckles! But Trick drops down to victory roll! TWO, then Miz kicks legs out! BASEMENT DDT! Cover, TWO! Trick survives and Miz is stunned! The fans rally up, but Miz waits on Trick. Trick sits up, into “It Kicks!”

The fans taunt Miz with “Tiny, Tiny Balls~!” but Miz scowls. Miz winds up, but Trick ducks the buzzsaw to roll Miz up, TWO! Miz runs up, into a FLAPJACK! Trick kips up and the fans fire up again! Trick is feeling it, and he aims from the corner. But Kit trips Trick up! Miz O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Trick has it, TWO! Miz catches Trick to the FINALE!! Cover, TWO?!? Miz can’t believe it as Trick survives his best shot! Kit protests on the apron, but this lets Miz sneak out and go looking under the ring. The fans boo but Miz has a kendo stick! Miz sneaks into the ring with it, but Yachty snatches it from Miz! The fans cheer but Kit rushes over!

Kit runs up on Yachty, but Yachty SMACKS Kit! And TOSSES him over the desk! Miz is furious, but here comes Trick! Miz dodges, but the TRICK SHOT finds him on return! Cover, Trick wins!

Winner: Trick Williams, by pinfall

Now South Carolina has another reason to celebrate with Trick! The champ wins in front of his family and friends here in Columbia,

 

Backstage interview with Carmelo Hayes.

Cathy Kelley is with H1M, saying his in-ring return will be against Ricky Saints. How is Melo feeling? Melo says he’s been gone for a month, but he’s seen SmackDown. Guys like Sami Zayn and Trick Williams are making a mockery of that US Championship, the title that Melo took so much pride putting in the work and building up the prestige. He is listening to the people, they want Melo, so you got Melo. When he shoots, he don’t miss, and he’s aiming for that US Championship, let’s talk about it. But then Ricky Saints steps in and says let’s talk about how Saints didn’t even get a proper welcome from Melo.

Melo asks what Ricky needs a hello for. Melo isn’t running for president, he just wants that title back. Saints says well, the thing is, since Melo was gone on vacay, the world’s different. There are new tenants in the building. Oh, are there? Well, when it comes to the ring, Melo is the landlord, and rent is due! Saints tells Melo to ask Aldis about him, ask Cody Rhodes about him. Melo says he’s looking at Saints and sees exactly what he is. Melo will say something: this place has a funny way of humbling people just like Saints, and even like Melo. It may not happen tonight, but it will happen one day, and that is absolute.

Oh, Melo is going to humble Ricky? Ricky doesn’t need advice. Melo needs a lesson! And the best teacher is right in front of H1M! Saints heads out, and Melo says it’s like looking in a dirty mirror. Melo is ready to get back in that ring, but will he get back to his winning ways?

 

Nick Aldis talks with Rey Fenix.

The SmackDown General Manager is very proud seeing The Immortal Firebird tear it up in Mexico with AAA. Fenix says he promises he has eyes on something big. Then Aldis looks forward to it. Fenix steps out, but Sami steps in. And Sami says he knows he lost at Backlash, and he is ashamed of himself. He did things very out of character, very underhanded, and the pressure of everyone treating him different got to him. But this is a wake up call, where Sami needs to go back to who he really is. So he is just asking for another rematch for the US Championship so he can do it the right way this time.

Aldis says he appreciates all that, but the thing is, Sami just had his rematch. So what comes next is Sami earning it. E-Earn it? Oh, so everything he’s done isn’t enough? They can go the past couple of weeks, months, or how about even YEARS?! Or is everyone so quick to forget?! Y’know who doesn’t forget? The Ride or Die Sami fans! Sami just wants to redeem himself for their sake. Aldis says no one has forgotten, certainly not him. We all know how good Sami is in the ring. But the thing is, Sami is clearly dealing with stuff, so he needs to go deal with it. Right now, all Aldis is getting from Sami is entitlement.

E-Entitlement?! Sami is about to go off, Fenix tells him to tranquilo. What’s going on with Sami? Sami says nothing! He’s the same guy he’s always been! It’s everyone else around here! Fenix asks what, how? Fenix barely recognizes Sami. Fenix storms off now, Sami grows frustrated, but there’s no water bottles to smack. Does Aldis have a point? Does Sami have to work on himself before he can get back to the gold?

 

Brie Bella & Paige VS Giulia & Kiana James!

The WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions know the rosters of both brands are after them, and Cathy Kelley interviews them at gorilla position about it. How do they feel knowing that the target on their backs just keeps getting bigger? Brie says they love it, but yes, it feels like you’re in a shark tank and everyone wants a piece of you. Fatal Influence, even Giulia & Kiana up next. This coming Monday, they defend the titles against Judgment Day. Paige says it has taken them years to get these bad boys, and they refuse to give them up so easily. But in step Irresistible Forces. Nia Jax says they’re rooting for the champs.

Paige & Brie doubt that, but Lash Legend says of course they want Paige & Brie to win. Same for Monday, too. Because then, Saturday Night’s Main Event, the Irresistible Forces get their rematch for the titles Paige & Brie stole. They don’t wanna beat anyone but these two and take back what is theirs. And also- The music interrupts, Brie says sorry, but there’s someone they have to beat. Brie & Paige head to the ring, will SmackDown be all about #ScreamMode?

The teams sort out and Brie starts against #MissManagement. The bell rings, the two circle, and the two tie up. Kiana SHOVES Brie down, then taunts her. Brie brushes that off, resets with Kiana, and they tie up. Kiana KNEES low, then whips Brie to the corner. Brie goes up, under, then BODY BLOWS! Brie clinches to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Brie brings Kiana over, tags Paige, and the fans cheer as the champs double whip. Brie whips Paige in, but Kiana ELBOWS her away! Kiana goes up and over but Paige mule kicks Kiana, then Brie BULLDOGS! Paige KNEES Kiana down, then covers, TWO! Kiana toughs it out but Paige stays on her.

Kiana throat chops Paige, tag to the Beautiful Madness! Giulia suplexes, Paige fights free, but Giulia kicks and kicks and fires hands in the corner! The ref counts, Giulia backs off, but then Giulia jukes the ref to ROCK Paige! Giulia reels Paige in, snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Paige toughs it out but Giulia stays on her. Giulia whips, Paige ducks ‘n’ dodges, then she slips around to mule kick! Paige snapmares Giulia, runs again, and basement DROPKICKS! The fans cheer and Paige fires up, ‘This is MY house!” Paige storms over to Giulia, goes to the apron, and brings her through ropes to KNEE again and again and again!

Paige glares at Kiana, shoves Giulia in, but Kiana then YANKS Paige down! The fans boo but Giulia hurries to POST Paige! Giulia & Kiana are on the same page beating up on Paige, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns as Giulia hoists Paige up top. Giulia then positions Paige just right, SMACKS her, then climbs up after her. Paige fires body shots in return, then HEADBUTTS! Paige SMACKS Giulia off buckles, then goes up, up, and SUPER SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMBS! Both women are down and the fans fire up again! Paige and Giulia crawl, reach out, hot tag to Kiana! But then Paige dodges, hot tag to Brie! Brie goes up, up, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Kiana flounders, Giulia is back, but Brie dodges to KNEE low! Brie fires KNEE after KNEE, then sits Giulia down. “BRIE MODE~!” KNEE for Kiana! KNEE for Giulia!

Brie hits another KNEE on Kiana, then the fans join in on “YES! YES! YES!” Brie fires off Yes Kicks back and forth between her opponents! But Kiana ducks the buzzsaw! Kiana fireman’s carries, Brie slips free to kick and BELLA BUSTER! Cover, Giulia breaks it! Brie TOSSES Giulia out for it, then ROCKS Kiana! And ROCKS her again! Brie whips, Kiana KICKS back, Giulia tags in! Brie dodges Kiana, ROCKS Giulia, but the CODE BREAKER leads to the NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!! Cover, Paige breaks it! Kiana kicks and TOSSES Paige, then tags back in. Giulia & Kiana drag Brie up, bring her around, but Paige is back already!

Kiana dodges, but that lets Paige TACKLE Giulia out of the ring! And Brie rolls up Kiana! TWO, and Kiana SUPERKICKS Brie! Then STANDING MOONSAULT but onto knees! Brie turns thigs back around, CRAVAT SMASH and Paige is in! RAMPAIGE DDT!! Cover, Paige & Brie win!

Winners: Brie Bella & Paige, by pinfall

Giulia & Kiana came in with a game plan, but the champs pull through! But will Paige & Brie still be champions after Monday Night Raw? Or will Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez bring these belts back to Judgment Day?

 

Backstage interview with Tiffany Stratton.

Cathy is now with the Women’s United States Champion and says there are an abundance of alliances in the women’s division today. As a singles competitor, where does Tiff see herself fitting into it? Tiff says if she had to guess, she’d be like, “What is-” Wait, Giulia and Kiana shouting kinda distracts her. Well, if those are the kinds of teams Tiff has to go up against, she’ll be just fine. Unlike them, Tiff is just fine on her own. If they wanna play the numbers game, then- Now Chelsea Green steps in. The Hot Mess says she’s been looking for Tiff. And Tiff says yeah, just the person she was looking for, too. Because Tiff was just saying she doesn’t like being partnered up.

Oh, Tiff is talking about Giulia & Kiana, right? Chelsea says yeah, that is so embarrassing. But they’ve been bickering ever since Tiff, the second greatest Women’s US Champion, beat both of them. Tiff says yes, but sometimes some people just aren’t meant to be in a team. And some are just oblivious to that fact. Chelsea says Tiff is so right. That’d never be them! Right, because they’re not meant to be a team. Tiff leaves, Chelsea processes, and Chelsea says that’s just so them. She’s so funny… Chelsea does her best to brush that off, but will she have to accept Tiffy has no time for team-ups?

 

Cody Rhodes is here!

Columbia sings along with Kingdom as The American Nightmare makes his entrance, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, he has the Undisputed WWE Championship with him, but also a contract folder. Three guesses as to what it’s for. Cody gets his second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro, but he’s busy getting himself some armchairs and a table! The fans cheer as Cody is willing to put in the work to set up his own contract signing! Cody puts the chairs in place, then sets the contract and belt on the table! The fans cheer, and Cody grabs a mic. “Columbia, South Carolina! Whaddya wanna talk about?

“I have all of the formal ingredients for a contract signing! That’s what we got here: a contract for Gunther to come to SmackDown; a contract for a WWE Championship match at Clash in Italy; and that’s what we’re gonna do, folks, right here, right now!” The fans cheer that, and here comes Gunther! Gunther tells Cody, “Do you know how much time and work it took to set up that deal? Do you know how much strategic planning, how much foresight, how much negotiation went into all of this? I mean, we’re talking the roster transfer of the best wrestler in the WWE! And still, and still, you find a way to make it all about yourself. Just like a typical American!”

The fans boo Gunther, but he says he shouldn’t be surprised. He sees it on Cody’s neck every week! When the attention is not on Cody, Cody cries, complains, and finds a way to make it about himself. But not with Gunther! This is Gunther’s deal, this is his title match, and that will be HIS title. So, golden boy, all Gunther needs Cody to do is be professional, address him nicely, and don’t forget to say, “Please.” It’s very simple. Cody repeats back, “Simple? Simple.” Let’s not forget that Gunther is the one who got the drop on Cody, who got Heyman to do him this favor to get the title shot he didn’t even earn, and then Gunther wouldn’t sign in Jacksonville!

And now, Gunther’s basically saying he’s not signing here in Columbia, either! And yes, Cody is the one with a US flag tattoo on his neck, but GUNTHER is the one who is making this weird. So here’s the thing, Cody is making it simple: This is the contract here, in this ring, and he has to come in here to sign it. If Gunther wants Cody to say please, then PLEASE, come to the ring, sign the contract, so that he’s guaranteed to get his ass kicked in Italy! The fans cheer that! Gunther says okay, Cody. He noticed the “please” but Cody didn’t mean it. So Gunther will help Cody rephrase this: Please, Mr. Gunther- WAIT, Royce Keys is here?!

The fans cheer as The Powerhouse steps out on stage, then smirks as he looks at Gunther. “If you won’t sign it, I will!” Royce pushes Gunther aside, goes to the ring, and he looks at the contract. Cody nods and says okay, fair enough. Skip the SmackDown contract, go to the title match. But then Gunther storms in and snatches the pen! Gunther argues with Royce, Royce takes the pen back, but Gunther takes it back again! Royce and Gunther get forehead to forehead and Royce dares Gunther to sign it then! Royce SHOVES Gunther, and Aldis says whoa, this is quite the situation developing here.

But Gunther is right, this whole process was very simple. That is a contract for the title shot at Clash in Italy. It’s supposed to have Gunther’s name on it. But Gunther has yet to sign it, so as far as Aldis is concerned, Gunther’s overplayed his hand and now the shot is up for grabs! So here’s what we’ll do: tonight, Gunther VS Royce Keys, and the winner gets to sign on the dotted line to face Cody for the title! The fans fire up for that! Gunther is furious but this is on him. Cody tells Royce he is proud of him, they’re good friends. But Cody will tell Royce like he is telling Gunther, Cody is easy to find, hard to beat. Royce stares Cody down, but will they meet in Turin, Italy?

 

MFT watches this from backstage.

Solo Sikoa did not expect that. But listen, the tag titles can wait. They understand the assignment? Tama, do you understand the assignment? Tama nods and Solo says good. R-Truth isn’t cleared to compete tonight, but Priest is still waling. Tama is gonna take him out tonight. And Talla, let’s go talk with Royce. Talla follows Solo as he steps out, and in steps Shinsuke Nakamura. He tells Tama that Nakamura knows Tama’s decision. But then Talla CLOBBERS Nakamura! Talla THROWS Nakamura into road cases, and he says he warned Nakamura! CHOKE SLAM down through a table! Refs and producers rush in, but the damage is done.

Talla leaves Nakamura behind. Did he just take the King of Strong Style off the board? Or will this only bring the wrath of Strong Style down on his head?

 

Gunther argues with Aldis backstage.

Aldis points out that they had a deal, Gunther didn’t go along with it! He’s the one being unprofessional and going back on his word. That much of Heyman must’ve rubbed off on Gunther, but here’s what he forgot to tell Gunther: Don’t play games with Aldis! As far as Aldis is concerned, Gunther now has to earn his shot! Gunther says Aldis should be thankful he’s even here! Gunther is furious, but he should be blaming himself. Will he now lose his golden opportunity? Or can he topple the Powerhouse before it’s too late?

 

Carmelo Hayes VS Ricky Saints!

The chase for the US Championship is on, and Melo wants to prove this division is still about workhorses, not show horses! But will he have to show Saints that directly? Or will this be an Absolute victory in Columbia?

The bell rings and Saints fires off on Melo in a corner! Saints CHOPS, then he CHOPS again. Melo pushes Saints, Saints kicks low and CLUBS him! Saints whips, Melo reverses, then drops down to hurdle over. Melo arm-drags Saints, but Saints arm-drags back! Saints avoids the arm-drag, but Melo dodges the dropkick! Melo misses a kick, but he ROCKS Saints to DROPKICK after all! The fans cheer, and Melo stalks Saints to a corner. Melo stands Saints up, CHOPS him, then CHOPS again! Melo brings Saints around, bumps him off buckles, then CHOPS again! The fans cheer but the ref counts, and Melo brings Saints around.

Melo whips, Saints reverses to kick low and CLUB Melo again. Saints wrenches Melo, goes up the corner, and gives a little Old School! The fans are torn, but Saints AX HANDLES Melo, then LARIATS him down! Saints strikes his pose, but he’s stinging from those chops. Saints stands Melo up to CHOP, then he whips Melo to ropes. melo stops himself, then DUMPS Saints out! Melo avoids a shot to then KICK! FADE AWAY JUMPER! Saints tumbles to the floor while the fans cheer Melo. Melo builds speed, FLIES, and down goes Saints! Melo almost overshot his target, but he high–fives fans as he stands up, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Melo grabs his own merch shirt shirt and brings it over to a young fan to give it to them personally. The fans applaud, and Melo CHOPS Saints. Melo puts Saints in the ring, stalks him to ropes, but the ref has Melo hold on. Melo is annoyed, he storms up anyway, but Saints FLAPJACKS Melo to HOTSHOT him off the ropes! Saints then drags Melo up, drags him out of the ring, and scoops to SNAKE EYES off the apron! Saints puts Melo back in, then puts him along the apron for a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! Saints then taunts the fan Melo gave the shirt to! Saints hurries to get Melo up, but Melo CHOPS him away!

Melo runs up, but Saints BOOTS Melo down! Cover, TWO! Saints is frustrated but he drags Melo up and around. Saints reels Melo in to snap suplex! Saints smooths his hair while he smiles, then he pushes Melo to a cover, TWO! Melo is tougher than that but Saints stalks him to a corner. Saints stands Melo up, whips him corner to corner, then runs up, but into an ELBOW! Melo reels Saints in and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Saints toughs it out, but Melo brings him up to whip. Saints ducks ‘n’ dodges to LARIAT in return! Cover, TWO! Saints is annoyed but he keeps close. Saints brings Melo up, kicks low, then puts Melo in a corner.

Saints fires off haymakers and body shots, but the ref counts. Saints hoists Melo up top, climbs up after him, but Melo CHOPS! Saints ROCKS Melo, Melo ROCKS Saints, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Saints climbs, goes to the very top, but Melo uses that for the SUPER GOURD BUSTER! The fans fire up as Melo then adjusts, aims, and FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Saints survives as Melo hits an almost five-star one of those, but the fans rally up again. Saints goes to a corner, Melo to the other. Melo runs up, FIRST- NO, Saints stops that and ROCKS Melo with a forearm! Then NORTHERN LIGHTS DRIVER! Cover, TWO!!

The fans rally as Melo survives, but Saints clamps onto a chinlock. We get a picture in picture with Pressure: The Untold True Story of D-Day. Saints squeezes Melo tight, enduring the pressure Saints is putting on, and we return to single picture. Saints shifts to have a top wristlock included. Melo still endures, fights up, and the fans cheer as he arm-drags free! SUPERKICK! Melo then SUPERKICKS again! Saints rebounds, Melo fakes him out, and Melo KICKS, to then SUPERKICK after all! The fans cheer Melo on and he takes a bow. Melo waits on Saints, runs up to whip, but Saints reverse. Melo springboards to FLYING LARIAT!

The fans fire up with Melo and he goes to another corner. Saints rises, Melo runs up, DIRTY DIANA! Cover, TWO! Saints survives the facebuster but Melo keeps his cool. Melo rises, Saints staggers, and Melo reels Saints in. Melo suplexes but Saints blocks! Saints fires body shots, suplexes, but Melo cradle counters! They roll, roll, TWO! Saints blocks a kick to BOOT Melo, then whip and scoop, POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Saints shouts in frustration as Melo survives! Saints slaps Melo around, then stomps him. Saints drags Melo up, reels him in, and REVOLUTION- NO, Melo denies the DDT, FIRST 48!! Cover, TWO!!

Saints survives and Melo is beside himself! The fans rally harder and Melo forces himself to go up a corner. Melo wants that game winner, and NOTHING BUT- NO! Saints dodges! Saints runs up, gets Melo, REVOLUTION DDT!! Cover, TWO?!?! Saints is pissed but Melo is showing that championship toughness! Saints reels Melo in, Canadian Racks, but Melo fights it to a fireman’s carry! But Saints slips free, shoves, and then wrenches! Saints whips Melo hard into buckles, then rolls him up, FEET ON ROPES! The ref sees that in time and says NO! The fans boo Saints while he argues with the ref.

Melo rolls Saints up! Cover, AND FEET ON ROPES! Melo wins!!

Winner: Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall

Turnabout is fair play, and Melo snatches one from Saints the way Saints tried to snatch one on H1M! When and where will Melo get his shot at the US Championship?

 

R-Truth talks with Royce Keys.

Truth tells Royce that he knows he’s getting ready for the biggest match of his career, but Truth wants to thank Royce. And damn, he big. But thanks for helping out with MFT. They’re building a new clubhouse for the New Judgment Day, Royce can fill out an application and Truth will make sure to approve him. Clubhouse? Is Royce gonna be stealing boxes on his day off? Well, Royce will think about it. Royce heads out, Truth says yeah, think about it, dawg. Then Priest walks in and asks what that was about. Truth says Royce can join the Judgment Day 2000, dawg! Uh, Priest isn’t even gonna touch what Truth just said.

But what Priest wants to know is what’s up with Royce. As Priest sees it, Solo has MFT taking everybody out. They took Priest out, they took Truth out, and they even took out Shinsuke. But when Royce is around, he’s not touched. Now, Royce may have Truth’s trust, but not Priest’s. Priest just wants Truth to be careful. Truth says fair enough. And he apologizes for last week, because Priest was right; Truth goes out there, MFT used him to get to Priest. It won’t happen again. Well it won’t happen tonight, because Truth isn’t even medically cleared. Whatever happens happens, but at least Priest knows Truth will be safe.

Priest heads out, Truth says he loves Priest! Will the Archer of Infamy be able to shoot down The Good Bad Guy? Or will Solo’s Right Hand Man get the upper hand here tonight?

 

Danhausen walks the halls.

And the Very Nice, Very Evil Overlord pushes aside some light stands. He thought he told them to clean the place up. Oh, right, the Minihausens already took their PTO. A call comes in on the old timey phone, and he says yes, the experiment for Backlash was a resounding success. Hey, how’d you get this number? Never call here again! Bye. Wait, is the machine still active? Danhausen says yes, something bigger, better, larger! Danhausen’s life’s work! Wait, is Danhausen doing a Frankenstein!? Danhausen taps on his computer, some sparks fly, but that seems to be a good thing. Just what is he going to cook up next?

 

Damian Priest VS Tama Tonga!

The WWE Tag Team Champions have been fighting nonstop, and that continues here tonight. Will Priest get payback for what happened last week? Or will MFT make it clear they are still dangerous?

Speaking of dangerous, Tama attacks before Priest is ready! The fans boo and the bell rings as Tama fires off fists in the corner! The ref counts, Tama stops at 4, and he throws his shirt off, only for Priest to grab and THROW Tama! Priest fires off hands of his own, then takes his jacket off. Tama fires back with more hands, then whips, only for Priest to reverse and ELBOW Tama down! Priest hauls Tama up, wrenches and whips, but Tama KICKS back! Priest guzels Tama, Tama breaks free, but Priest ROCKS Tama! Tama rebounds, slides under and trips Priest to a cover, TWO! Priest JUMP ROUNDHOUSES and Tama’s down!

The fans rally as Priest stalks Tama to the ropes. Tama gets away to the outside, but Priest goes out the other side. Priest runs in around the way, but Tama leaps off the steel steps! Tama CLOBBERS Priest first, then soaks up the heat, while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns as Tama has Priest up top, only for Priest to throw body shots. Priest HEADBUTTS Tama, then he drops down to ROUNDHOUSE Tama! Priest steps inside, CLUBS Tama, then lifts Tama in the crucifix! But Tama spins around to have a SLEEPER! Priest stays up to RAM Tama into the corner! Priest throws Tama away, Tama comes back, but Priest ELBOWS him away. Tama ROCKS Priest, then blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW! VENENO DDT! Cover, TWO! Tama grows frustrated, but he pie faces Priest around. Tama talks trash, then SMACKS Priest! Priest is mad now and the fans fire up!

Tama swings, Priest counter punches! And counter punches again and again! Priest ROCKS and whips Tama, Tama reverses, but Priest RUNS Tama over! Priest kicks, Tama blocks, but Priest BELL CLAPS and ROUNDHOUSES! Then a clinch for the FLATLINER! The fans fire up while Priest runs up on Tama, ELBOW in the corner! Priest then suplexes for the BROKEN ARROW! Cover, TWO! Tama survives but Priest stays focused. Priest winds up the arm, the fans rally up, and Priest runs the ropes, but Tama bails out! The fans boo but Priest just goes back out the side. Priest runs in again, and this time, Priest POUNCES Tama onto the desk!

Tama takes a tumble and the fans fire up with Priest! Priest drags Tama up, brings him around, and puts him in the ring. Priest rallies the fans as he climbs the corner, but he gets wobbly! Tama hits the ropes and that makes Priest fall back! Tama then drags Priest up, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Priest survives the ace, but Tama still has cards to play. Tama underhooks Priest, lifts, but Priest fights that to lift Tama! Tama fights, sunset flips, but Priest grabs him by the neck! Priest drags Tama up, but Tama fires elbows! Priest comes back to LARIAT! The straps come down and the fans fire up! Guzel and SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, Priest wins!

Winner: Damian Priest, by pinfall

But then TALLA TONGA BOOTS PRIEST DOWN! The fans boo as MFT are sore losers1 Solo Sikoa prepares his thumb and Talla hauls Priest up! SAMOAN SPIKE!! The fans boo harder as MFT stands over Priest with no one there to save him. But will MFT regret trying to tear down #WepaUp?

 

Sami Zayn vents to someone.

Aldis calling Sami entitled, for simply asking for a rematch. As if everything Sami has done for this place isn’t enough. He swears, things are changing around here, it is not what it used to be. Y’know who feels it the most? Guys like us. Johnny Gargano is still depressed planking. Sami says remember when wrestling was a thing. When being great at this, giving your all, the fans would always be on your side! You were guaranteed to rise, because cream always rises to the top! Remember when that mattered? Candice LeRae stops Sami here. This is not working. If we’re talking entitled, Candice is entitled to a husband who doesn’t just lie around all day!

But whatever! Candice storms off, Sami says home must be a mess. But don’t listen to that. Don’t listen to the noise. Tune it out. You gotta remember who you are, and whatever you do, don’t let anyone take that from you. Ever! Sami leaves Gargano to his stupor, but then Gargano’s eyes look his way. Is what Sami said getting through to Johnny Wrestling?

 

Blake Monroe speaks.

“I’m not your hero, I’m The Glamour. The starlet on the marquee, the champagne soaked Cinderella of WWE. And to every woman in that locker room, you’ll see the difference between me and you.”

 

Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS B-Fab & Mia Yim w/ Jade Cargill!

Whether it’s the tag titles or THE title, The Queen & Lil’ Miss Bliss want to get back on top. However, the same can be said about The Storm and her Baddies. Will Fab & Michin remove the obstacles on their path so that they and Jade can take it all? Or will #Charlexa prove they’re more than ready for another opportunity?

But before the match, Jade grabs a mic and tells everyone to wrap it up. “Everybody acts so tough when Jade Cargill ain’t in the building. But when my music hits, everybody seems to get real quiet. You see, Rhea Ripley found that out last week. Pressure busts pipes. And at Clash in Italy, I bust champions, too. The WWE Women’s Championship is coming home with me.” The fans boo and Jade says she loves it. Y’all know why! Because Jade’s #That- WAIT, Charlotte’s entrance interrupts that catchphrase! The fans cheer as Charlotte is then joined by Alexa, and they have mics now. “They don’t wanna hear you talk, babe.” “Cuz this is Flair Country, right?” The fans cheer and “WOO~!”

So here’s the thing, they’ve been doing this dance for a few years now. And last week, Jade finally pissed Charlotte off. So let’s play. Oh, look! The back-up dancers! Where’s Rhea? Funny how someone can talk so loud yet get so quiet when they get pump-kicked in the face. Wow, funny stuff. Aren’t Jade’s back-up dancers supposed to be making Jade look good? What’s going on here? Ow, that was mean, Blisster. But seems they’re here to do Jade’s dirty work. And since they have a match, Charlotte knows Columbia is tired of hearing Jade talk. She knows Charlexa are tired of hearing her talk, and even Jade’s girls are tired of hearing her talk!

So maybe Jade should just take a seat and take some notes. WOO~! Jade says right, okay, well, let’s get the ref out here and let’s take some notes. And please, entertain Jade, because she’s the one getting bored. The match is finally set to begin, but who will win? We’ll see, after the break.

SmackDown returns as the bell rings, and Charlotte steps to Mia. They circle, feel things out, and the fans “WOO~!” Charlotte smiles, Mia frowns, but the two tie up. Charlotte waistlocks to SLAM Mia down. Mia fights up to the ROPEBREAK, and Charlotte lets go. Mia bails out, Fab is there to talk it out, but Charlotte gets the fans to “WOO~” again. Charlotte holds the ropes open for Mia but Mia refuses to accept. Charlotte backs away, Mia step sin, and they tie up again. Charlotte waistlocks for another SLAM! Charlotte ducks an elbow, back suplexes, but Mia lands out. Mia CHOP BLOCKS Charlotte, a very Flair move to do!

Mia takes aim and PELES Charlotte down! Mia bumps Charlotte off buckles, talks trash, then bumps her off buckles again. “That’s your queen?!” But then Charlotte bumps Mia off buckles! And CHOPS! Mia hits back but Charlotte GAMANGIRIS! Charlotte scoops but Mia slips free to THROW Charlotte down by her hair! Mia sits Charlotte up to ROCK her, SMACK her, then runs to RANA! Charlotte staggers up, Mia SPIN KICKS Charlotte down! Mia drags Charlotte up, runs the ropes, but Charlotte avoids the dropkick! Charlotte headscissors to THROW Mia around again and again! Charlotte then kips up and the fans fire up!

Mia scrambles away while Charlotte struts, then she tells Jade, “SUCK IT!” Fab tags in, Charlotte tags Bliss. The fans cheer as Alexa dodges Fab to drop toehold, then she SMACKs, ROCKS, KNEES, and SHOTGUNS Fab down! The fans cheer, Alexa KNEES Fab in the back and against the ropes! Alexa snapmares, then INSULT2- NO, Mia gets in the way! Fab dodges the senton to then LARIAT! Fab drags Alexa around, rains down fists, and she talks trash on the fans. Fab steps on Alexa, drags her around, and whips her to a corner. Alexa BOOTS in return, then goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES, but into Fab’s arms! Fab hits a SWINGING SLAM, then covers, TWO!

Alexa survives but Fab has a sinister smile, and Jade likes what she sees while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again as Mia DROPKICKS Alexa! Mia taunts Charlotte, then jukes the ref to sucker punch! Charlotte is furious but the ref stops her, letting The Baddies mug Alexa! But Alexa ELBOWS Fab, dodges Mia, and hurries to her feet. Alexa ELBOWS Mia away, but Mia hurries to grab a wristlock! Mia kicks low, scoops Alexa, but Alexa swings through to DDT! Both women are down and the fans fire up! Alexa and Mia crawl, hot tags to Fab and Charlotte! The fans fire up as Charlotte goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES Fab! The fans “WOO~” as the CHOPS fire off on Mia and Fab, back and forth!

Charlotte just CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, then she runs to LARIAT Fab down! The fans cheer Charlotte, she talks trash on Jade, and she scoops Fab for the EXPLODER! Then a kick to Mia, for an EXPLODER! Charlotte kips up, tells Jade to “SUCK IT!” again, then flexes as she steps on Fab. Charlotte goes up, up, but Jade distracts her! Fab YANKS Charlotte down! Fab BOOTS Charlotte to the corner, tags Mia, and Mia goes up! MISSILE DROPKICK! Mia hurries to drag Charlotte back over, tags Fab back in, and The Baddies DOUBLE BOOT! High stack, Bliss breaks it! The fans fire up as Bliss hurries away.

Jade is frustrated but Mia HOTSHOTS Charlotte behind there’fs back! B-Fab O’Conner Rolls, TWO! And Charlotte has th elegs! FIGURE FOUR, but she has to let go as Mia runs up! The elbow drop misses, and Charltote LARIATS Mia up and out! Fab waistlocks, Charltote switches, but Fab elbows free! Alexa tags in, Fab wrenches to HOOK KICK Charlotte! Fab whips, Charlotte goes up and out to BOOT Mia! BOOT for Fab, and Bliss is there! Mia YANKS Charlotte from the apron while Bliss hits TWISTED SISTER DDT! Cover, but Jade YANKS Alexa out, then DCKS her!

Winners: Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss, by disqualification

Jade didn’t want her team losing so she goes and hands Charlexa the win instead! Mia drags Charlotte up, but Charlotte CHUCKS Mia over the desk! And then she BOOTS Fab outta the ring! Now it’s just Queen and B1tch! Jade stands down, so Charlotte goes to check on Alexa. When and where will these two alpha females finally fight it out?

 

Fatal Influence watches this backstage.

Jacy Jayne, Fallon Henley & Lainey Reid are not exactly impressed, but Cathy Kelley steps in for a quick interview. Ever since these three arrived on SmackDown, they’ve made quite the impact. Did the rest of the locker room expect them to be this impactful this quickly? Fallon says in this business, you’re either predator or prey. And let’s be honest, they’re at the top of the food chain. Plus, all these so-called teams act like best friends, but The Influence knows that deep down, no one can stand each other. As for The Influence, it is the complete opposite. They’re a unit, loyalty is their currency. And soon enough, it will pay dividends when they’re draped in gold.

As for the rest of the locker room, take this as a warning: It is only a matter of time before you fall at their feet! The Influence heads out, will SmackDown soon be completely under their control?

 

Charlotte & Alexa regroup backstage.

Last week, Charlotte tolerated Rhea, and she is really working hard on being a team player. Where is Rhea this week? Alexa gets that, but they’re still outnumbered. Fatal Influence, Irresistible Forces, The Baddies. Charlotte says they’ve been outnumbered for like six months! Alexa says they need help. Charlotte thinks on how to put this. Does she look like an “I need help” kind of person? She doesn’t think so. Alexa says no, she isn’t, but they are outnumbered, and Rhea still owes them. Alexa has an idea, just trust her. Well, Alexa’s gotten Charlotte this far. The Queen follows Alexa’s lead, but just what is the plan?

 

Solo finds Royce preparing backstage.

Solo claps and says, “Aight. Aight. Yeah, big match tonight, huh? Big match tonight against Gunther. Now listen, I can help you beat Gunther. Hmm? I can help you become champion. How does that sound? I know you like that, right? But look, don’t listen to Jacob, okay? Listen to me, follow me. Me and you can be running SmackDown and taking over everything. Because I hate to see whatever happened to Shinsuke happen to you.” Royce puts down the resistance band and tells Solo that he’s got this, aight? Aight. But spoilers, Jacob said the same thing. Solo leaves, Royce scowls, but will Royce prove to everyone that he has the keys to success all on his own?

 

Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Match: GUNTHER VS Royce Keys!

Der Ring General perhaps hypocritically accused The American Nightmare of making everything about himself, but his arrogance almost completely cost him his golden opportunity. Will Gunther now earn the match he wants with Cody Rhodes? Or will Royce take everything that he wants?

SmackDown returns Gunther waits in the ring. Gunther talks trash on Royce, even as Royce makes his entrance. The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Royce manages to power Gunther back. Gunther turns things around in the corner, the ref counts, and Gunther pie faces Royce. “Who you think you are, huh?!” Royce SHOVES Gunther down! Gunther bails out, the fans fire up, but the ref keeps Royce from going after Gunther. Royce dares Gunther to come back, but Gunther takes his time. They circle, but then Gunther bails out. The fans boo but Gunther seems to need another breather.

Royce waits on Gunther, the ring count climbs, but Gunther storms back inside. The two circle, then approach, but Gunther kicks Royce low. Gunther headlocks, Royce powers up and out, and the two RAM shoulders! Royce makes the pecs dance, but Gunther CHOPS! Gunther headlocks but Royce endures the grind. Royce powers up, powers out, and RAMS shoulders with Gunther again! Royce runs to RAM Gunther! Gunther rebounds to RAM Royce, but Royce rebounds to RUN Gunther over! The fans fire up as Royce storms up, but Gunther CHOPS! Royce shakes it off?! Gunther CHOPS again, and now Royce is getting mad!

Gunther CHOPS, but Royce grabs that arm! Royce fires forearms on Gunther, then JABS in the corner again and again! The ref counts, Royce whips corner to corner, but Gunther BOOTS back! Gunther runs, but Royce scoops him! The fans fire up for the OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! Cover, TWO! Gunther bails out, the fans boo, but Royce dares Gunther to come back again. Gunther has some blood in his teeth, has he finally met a man that makes him the underdog? Royce then goes out after Gunther, whips him into barriers, and Gunther falls in a heap! The fans fire up again as Royce storms over. Royce high-fives fans, then whips Gunther into more barriers!

Gunther sputters as Royce walks over to him. Royce refreshes the count, then drags Gunther up. Royce whips Gunther over the desk! The fans fire up again while Gunther sputters on the floor, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Royce drags Gunther up, shoves hm into barriers, then again refreshes the ring count. Royce whips Gunther, but Gunther reverses, and Royce hits steel steps hard! The ref hurries to check Royce while Gunther rolls into the ring. Royce is somehow able to continue, so the ring count starts again. Gunther staggers around while the count climbs, and Royce sits up at 5 of 10. Royce crawls at 7, drags himself up, and Gunther wants the count to go faster! Royce lunges in at 9.9! Gunther storms over to Royce, and KICKS his arm! Royce writhes, but Gunther drags him from the ropes. Gunther KNEE DROPS on the arm!

Royce writhes again, clutching the elbow, but Gunther paces. Royce fires a body shot, a haymaker, and repeat! Royce backs Gunther down, but Gunther wrenches the bad arm to CLUB it! Royce drops down, but Gunther clamps on a top wristlock! Gunther puts on the pressure, but Royce fights up, up, and scoops! But Gunther cranks on the bad arm! Royce still tries, but Gunther fights free of the scoop, to UPPERCUT the bad arm! Royce falls to his knees while Gunther soaks up the heat. Gunther paces around Royce, then stalks Royce to ropes. The ref has Gunther stay back, but then Gunther stomps Royce’s shoulder!

Gunther hauls Royce up, winds up, and short arm LARIATS! Royce stays on his feet, and as SmackDown returns to single picture, Gunther short arm LARIATS again! Royce is still up, Gunther tries again, but Royce dodges! Royce LARIATS Gunther down! The fans fire up for Royce while he and Gunther rise again. Gunther CHOPS and Royce falls! The fans boo but Gunther just soaks up that heat. Gunther paces around Royce, drags him up, and reels him in. Royce blocks the suplex! Royce tries to suplex, but Gunther blocks! Royce powers up, but Gunther wrenches out to CHOP! Gunther tries again, but Royce suplexes after all!

The fans fire up while both men are down again! Both men rise, and Royce fires shots with the good hand. Royce whips, Gunther reverses, and Gunther KNEES low! Gunther whips and KNEES again! Gunther then reels Royce in, and CHOPS him down! Cover, TWO! Royce toughs it out and Gunther scowls, but the fans rally again. Gunther TOSSES Royce out, then soaks up more heat. Royce crawls as the count climbs, but Gunther steps out to the apron. The ref reprimands but Gunther stomps Royce’s arm. The fans boo as Gunther taunts Royce. Royce stands, Gunther runs up, but Royce blocks the kick! And he YANKS Gunther from the apron!

Royce carries Gunther to the desk! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM on the desk! And again! And again! Then Royce hauls Gunther back into the ring! The fans rally up as Royce runs, but Gunther BOOTS him! Gunther runs, but Royce avoids the boot! Gunther is stuck on the rope, Royce SPLASHES! Royce whips corner to corner, Gunther comes back, LARIAT! Gunther hurries up a corner, but Royce meets him up there! SUPERPLEX! The fans fire up while both men are down! Royce crawls to a cover, TWO! Gunther survives and now Royce has some blood in his teeth. Royce drags himself up, the fans rally harder, and Royce storms his way over to Gunther.

Royce LARIATS but Gunther stays up. Royce LARIATS back and forth, front and back, but Gunther ducks one to SLEEPER!! Royce gasps, reaches out, but Gunther drags him down! Royce flails, reaches out, and the fans rally as hard as they can, but Gunther just squeezes tighter! Wait, SOLO is here? Solo coaches Royce to keep fighting, and it’s working! Royce has his second wind! Royce powers up to his feet, but Gunther CLUBS him and reels him in! But Royce BACKDROPS free! Gunther LARIATS, Royce LARIATSW, repeat! Then Royce dodges to LEAPING LARIAT! The fans fire up again and Royce fires those sandwiching LARIATS again!

Royce winds up to LARIAT, and down goes Gunther! Cover, TWO!! Gunther survives but Solo tells Royce to keep going. Royce SPLASHES Gunther, whips him corner to corner, then SPLASHES again! Royce scoops, but Gunther slips free! SLEEPER!! Royce is fading again, but Solo keeps shouting for him to fight! Solo gets the fans to cheer harder, that’s new… Royce fights up again, fires body shots, but Gunther CHOPS! And CHOPS! Royce rebounds to POUNCE Gunther, but into the ref!! Solo says now’s the time! Royce brings the straps down, but Solo sends a chair in! The fans boo, but Royce does think about it.

Royce CHUCKS the chair at Solo! But then Gunther CLUBS Royce! And he LARIATS! Then a GUNTHER BOMB!! Cover, Gunther wins!

Winner: Gunther, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the WWE Championship)

Solo tried to help Royce, but their, uh, difference of opinion, just cost Royce. Will Solo have to apologize profusely to the Powerhouse? Meanwhile, Gunther has the shot at Cody he wanted, and he tells Cody that there is nothing he can do about what’s coming for him in Italy! But while Gunther has tunnel vision with the camera, Cody slides in! CROSS RHODES!! The fans cheer the champ, and Cody “welcomes” Gunther to SmackDown! Will the American Nightmare survive the Austrian Anomaly when they Clash in Italy?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to pivot from Backlash and head for Clash In Italy. While it was pretty clear we were getting Cody VS Gunther, I really like how they made it official here. Cody making his own contract signing segment was great, and Royce getting involved was really good. There have been a handful of occasions where someone found an opening to hijack a contract signing, and then that main event match was awesome. I also liked how Solo was almost a Face here, supporting Royce in fighting Gunther. But because Solo is still Heel, he insisted on cheating to win, and that screwed Royce up.

Depending on how badly Truth is hurt, if he’s really hurt to begin with, I feel like we need a Six Man Tag of Priest, Royce, and Nakamura VS MFT, and that is the moment Tama breaks away from Solo. As such, that was a really good match from Priest VS Tama, good win for Priest, but of course MFT beats him up with Truth is unable to even go ringside, and Nakamura was already taken out by Talla beforehand. Meanwhile, it sounds like we’re getting more Six Woman Tags while sorting out contenders for Rhea’s title. Jade lets #Charlexa win just so she could do some damage, but clearly Rhea will help out again so settle things with The Baddies.

Very good promo from Brie & Paige with Nia & Lash before that very good tag match. Obviously Giulia and Kiana are falling apart at the seams, but it was also good stuff to have them cameo in Tiffany’s promo with Chelsea. Maybe teams wouldn’t need to break up and others form if TKO & WWE didn’t cut some legit talent that could’ve been in the tag division, but corporate greed can never be defeated. But if nothing else, Tiff will surely face Chelsea, Giulia, and Kiana for the US Championship, probably in a Fatal 4 Way of some kind.

Speaking of US Championships, great stuff for Trick in his homecoming. Miz & Kit stepping up was good stuff because it let Yachty show off his own skills, and then Trick gets a great win in front of his hometown crowd. Melo VS Saints was awesome, too, great win for Melo. A Trick VS Melo feud would be great stuff, but also feels like SummerSlam level stuff, so there need to be some feuds to hold them over until then, and if we get more of Trick VS Miz, more of Melo VS Saints, mixing and matching while getting others in the conversation, that’d be great stuff. Night of Champions could even be an opening for a Fatal 4 Way of their own.

And Sami continues to do great things with his anti-Face, anti-Heel character work. He tries to show his good side when asking nicely, but his bad side comes out pretty quickly after he doesn’t get his way. Him talking to Gargano is great, too, and it feels like they’re using this to snap Gargano out of his funk, too. And if this doesn’t lead back to the US title, I could see this work leading Sami to the top title in time for a SummerSlam match.

My Score: 8.8/10

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