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Randy Orton returns home!

SmackDown is in St. Louis, but will Cody Rhodes make sure to ruin Randy Orton’s homecoming? And will we learn who The Viper’s been talking to?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Rhea Ripley VS Mia Yim w/ Jade Cargill & B-Fab; Rhea wins.
  • Uncle Howdy VS Tama Tonga; Howdy wins.
  • Matt Cardona VS Aleister Black w/ Zelina Vega; Aleister wins.
  • Charlexa VS BayLyra; Charlexa wins.
  • WWE Tag Team Championships: Damian Priest & R-Truth VS The Miz & Kit Wilson; Priest & Truth win and retain the titles.
  • WWE United States Championship: Sami Zayn VS Carmelo Hayes; Sami wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Randy Orton is here!

St. Louis fires up and sings along with Voices while their hometown… anti-hero…? Well, The Viper makes his way to the ring. Orton hits the signature pose, then takes his time to soak it all in before he grabs the mic. Orton even takes time to make sure there’s no dust or fuzz on it. The fans cheer again as the music ends, and Orton can’t help but smile. “So, St. Louis, Missouri… Whaddya wanna talk about?” The fans are torn over Orton using Cody Rhodes’ signature line, but they still cheer for “R K O! R K O!” Orton says it is no secret that this is his hometown. The fans cheer that! Orton was raised here from a very young age, St. Louis is still home.

And the next time you see him in this arena, Orton will have number 15 firmly planted around his waist! The fans like the sound of that! “But make no mistake about it, ladies and gentlemen, I am not doing this for each and every one of you, no no no. I am doing this for me. I am doing this for my family! And I am doing this for my REAL home, which isn’t St. Louis, Missouri. It’s the one, two, three, four, five, six people in this front row, that’s who I am doing it for.” The fans do cheer that as Orton references his wife and kids.

Orton vows that at WrestleMania 42, Orton will walk out of Las Vegas with THE WWE Undisputed Championship around his waist! Hell, Orton might be in the mood to have it slung over his shoulder! But the fact of the matter is, Cody Rhodes, whether he walks, crawls, is carried, gurneyed, stretchered out of Vegas, it does not matter! Because Cody Rhodes is going home after Mania 42 EMPTY-FREAKING-HANDED! The fans cheer that! Orton says Cody gave him his blessing! He gave Orton the green light! This isn’t personal here, Cody said Orton could be The Viper, to do what he needed to do and be who he needed to be!

To be the best version of himself, Cody told Orton he could listen to the voices. But Cody, we saw that the voices are starting to talk to Cody, too. Cody was on Monday Night Raw, in Madison Square Garden, with Stephanie McMahon. Steph wasn’t lying that Cody could NOT beat Orton! And the voices in Cody’s head are saying the exact same thing: Cody can NOT beat Orton! Because Cody is NOT a killer! What you woke up inside of Orton, there is no putting back to bed. But then here comes Cody! The fans are torn again but they still sing along with Kingdom as the American Nightmare storms down the ramp.

Cody puts the belt down, takes off his jacket and tie, and Orton applauds as Cody stares him down. We get the “WHOA~ OH~” and no need for pyro as the fists start flying! The fans cheer, but then Cody gets the edge! Cody throws hands, then stomps away in a corner! Cody rains down more fists, then goes back to stomps! But here comes Pat McAfee?! And he LOW BLOW KICKS Cody!? Orton CLUBS Cody down, too! The fans are going nuts because Pat is Team Orton! Pat stomps away on Cody while Orton gets a chair! Orton lets Pat talk now while Orton JAMS Cody up with the chair! Pat says, “The Rams left town, the Blues aren’t gonna make the playoffs, the Cardinals are ASS!”

The fans boo while Nick Aldis, producers, and refs rush out here, and Pat says that Orton even said St. Louis isn’t his home anymore. A tough night for this town, huh? Pat then tells “Foreign Adam Pearce” to shut up before he even starts. Orton SMACKS Cody with the chair! Pat tells the “doofuses” in charge that they must be wondering why Pat is here, why he kicked Cody directly in the balls. About a month ago, Pat was doing a Q&A and was asked when he would return to the WWE. Pat says he felt the business passed him by. This business that he’s loved since he was a kid, he could no longer watch because he felt it was absolute SH*T!

Orton SMACKS Cody again! Pat says Randy called him up, said that the business didn’t pass him by, it just went in a different direction that none of “us” liked. So Pat thought to himself and asked, “Who’s ‘us,’ Randy Orton?” Orton talked about the forgotten WWE fans, the Attitude Era fans, the ones that woke up thinking to themselves, “What? What?” a la Stone Cold. The ones who walked around and said, “IF YA SMELLLL~!” Orton CHOKES Cody while Pat says those fans that put this company on their backs to launch it into multi-BILLION universe it is now! Those fans have been forgotten!

Why, when Pat turns on WWE TV, he has to watch two 5’5″ guys do a 45 minute ironman match ten weeks straight for no rhyme or reason when RANDY ORTON is here!? The fans do agree there… Pat asks why he turns on Netflix and sees all of gorilla circle-jerking themselves episode after episode after episode when RANDY ORTON is here!? Tickets to WrestleMania are still somehow available when RANDY ORTON is here?! And SmackDown, fresh off the WORST rated episode of all time, has a puppet for a champion! A man that represents everything “we” hate! Orton CHOKES Cody against the ropes! Pat says get him! Kill him!

Orton KICKS Cody down, and Pat says that Cody, PAT is the one on the phone telling Orton to KILL everything! Not just for the 15th world title! It’s because the business that Cody is leading… IS TERRIBLE! Orton is gonna save the WHOLE EFFIN’ BUSINESS! St. Louis sure likes the sound of that! Pat gets one last stomp in before Orton rests the belt on top of Cody. Orton whispers to Cody that this is just an appetizer. Orton and Pat head out, will what they do to the business be undisputed?

 

SmackDown returns and…

Orton and Pat are backstage, and Pat says mission accomplished. Orton agrees there, and Orton thanks Pat for the call. Pat says yeah, sometimes you gotta remind someone that they are in the GOAT conversation, and primed to take the GOAT spot, all to save this business. Pat & Orton hop in the truck and head out into the night. Will there be no consequences for what just happened? Or will they be untouchable on top of undisputed?

 

Rhea Ripley VS Mia Yim w/ B-Fab!

Mami was ready for The Storm, but she perhaps underestimated the desperation of everyone else on this roster. Michin and B-Fab sold out, but will they be on the wrong end of a receipt? Or will the Baddies make the homestretch to WrestleMania real bad for Rhea?

The bell rings and Mia runs up! Rhea dodges, fires hands, but Mia fires back! Rhea dodges again, BOOTS Mia down, and the fans fire up! Rhea runs up to fire hands on Mia in the corner, but stops as the ref counts. Rhea RAMS into Mia again and again, then digs her shoulder in. Rhea whips corner to corner hard and Mia falls to her knees. Rhea runs up and RAMS Mia again! The fans cheer as Rhea scoops, and she FALL AWAY SLAMS! Mia flounders but the fans fire up with Rhea again! Rhea stalks Mia, drags her up, but NOW Jade Cargill makes her way out. The fans boo the queen bee, but Rhea talks trash on her before she FALL AWAY SLAMS Mia again!

Rhea dares Jade to do something in that yellow fur jacket, but Mia GERMAN SUPLEXES Rhea! The fans boo as Mia rains down fists, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Mia stops raining down fists so she can cover, TWO! Mia stomps Rhea, then CLUBS Rhea on the neck. Rhea hits back but Mia stomps her down! Mia talks trash, soaks up heat, and drags Rhea up. Rhea fires body shots and forearms, but Mia runs up to LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Mia drags Rhea up, TOSSES her out, and then argues with the ref so Fab can SMACK Rhea! Jade SLAPS Rhea for good measure, then they back off so Mia can fetch Rhea into the ring. Mia pushes Rhea over, TWO! Mia pushes Rhea down and digs her knees into Rhea’s back. Mia reels Rhea into the BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Rhea endures being bent back, but Mia THROWS her away!

Mia stomps Rhea around, drags her up, and bumps her off buckles. Mia CHOKES Rhea with her boot, but stops at 4. Mia CHOPS Rhea, whips her corner to corner, then runs in, only for Rhea to dodge! Rhea rolls Mia up< TWO! Mia runs up and CLOBBERS Rhea! Cover, TWO! Mia is frustrated but she keeps after Rhea by putting her on ropes. Mia CHOKES Rhea, backs off at 4, and CHOPS Rhea on the back! Mia scuffs Rhea, talks trash on her and the fans, but Rhea fires body shots. Mia storms up but Rhea CHOPS again! Mia CLUBS Rhea down, but Rhea ROCKS Mia in return! SmackDown returns to single picture as Mia DROPKICKS Rhea down! Cover, TWO!

Mia is frustrated, as are Jade & Fab, but Mia KICKS Rhea! And KICKS her! And KICKS again! Mia drags Rhea up, hops on, and has the GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! The fans rally up as Rhea endures, and Rhea powers up to suplex Mia! Both women are down while the fans fire back up! Rhea rises, as does Mia, and they throw hands back and forth! The shots go faster and faster, Rhea fires a flurry, then wrenches to short arm LARIAT! And short arm LARIAT! And ripcord to HOOK KICK and ATOMIC SLAM! The fans fire up for Rhea as she runs, to basement DROPKICK! The fans fire up more as Rhea runs up and scoops again!

Rhea goes for a third, but Mia slips free of the Fall Away Slam! Mia HEADBUTTS, but Rhea HEADBUTTS right back! Rhea reels Mia in, Canadian Racks, RAZOR’S EDGE! SLIDING KNEE! Cover, TWO! Mia survives but the fans still rally for Rhea! Rhea pump handles Mia for the RIP- NO, Mia slips free and THROWS Rhea down by her hair! BUZZSAW! Rhea flounders, Mia goes corner to corner, CANNONBALL gets buckles! Rhea hurries back up to EDDY GORDO KICK! Mia sputters, Rhea Electric Chair Lifts, but Mia POISON-RANAS! Mia keeps going, and makes Rhea EAT DA FEET! Cover, TWO!! Rhea survives and Jade is furious!

Jade tells Mia to finish this already! Mia block a kick, gets under Rhea, and POWERBOMSB! Then a flip-over for the PILE- NO, Rhea BACKDROPS free! Rhea then has Mia’s legs for the PRISM TRAP!! Mia TAPS, Rhea wins!

Winner: Rhea Ripley, by submission

Jade is pissed, but it’s Fab that attacks Rhea! But Rhea HEADBUTTS in return! Rhea glares at Jade, but Mia CHOP BLOCKS! Fab & Mia beat up on Rhea and Jade loves it! The fans boo but Rhea is again set up for Jade to SLAP! And chicken wing! BUT IYO SKY IS HERE!? The Genius runs out here and SHOTEIS Mia! She blocks Fab’s kick to send it into Mia! Then Iyo ducks ‘n’ dodges, handsprings through, and #RheYo DOUBLE DROPKICK! The fans fire up as the besties are reunited! Will Iyo help Rhea weather The Storm on the Road to WrestleMania?

 

Matt Cardona gets checked by medical.

The Complete swears he’s fine, he just wants to get in the ring. Aleister Black & Zelina Vega walk by, and Aleister says it’s almost like he should’ve just listened to them. Randy didn’t change, he just went back to being the real Randy Orton. Almost as if the universe is right again. And the only person that hasn’t accepted that is… Well, Cardona! Cardona says he’s not going back and forth with them on this. If they want to take credit for what Randy did, fine. But how about this? Cardona can talk to Aldis so he and Aleister can fight tonight. Aleister says if he didn’t know any better, he’d say Cardona is a big fan of making bad decisions.

Aleister & Zelina leave, but will they make Cardona #FadeToBlack? Or will they learn that he is truly #AlwayZReady?

 

MFT meets backstage.

Solo Sikoa clings tot he Wyatt lantern as he tells his family, “Howdy challenged me to fight for this lantern tonight. But after what happened to those tag team titles, I’m not letting this thing outta my sight. So with that being said, I need somebody out of the family to step up and take care of this Howdy problem.” Everyone is dressed and ready, but Tama Tonga asks why they’re even fighting for the lantern. Sorry, did he just say something? Tama repeats himself: Why are we fighting for the lantern when that damn thing has only been a problem for all of them? Especially Solo. Solo says fine, then Tama can go out there and fight for the lantern.

Tama says good, he’ll handle Howdy. But… He’ll go out there alone. Solo says okay, but before he does… Don’t mess this up. Tama nods, then heads to gorilla. Will The Good Bad Guy do what is right for his family? Or will Uncle Howdy finally take back what belongs to him?

 

Rhea & Iyo regroup backstage.

Rhea says she owes Iyo for that safe out there, and then Cathy Kelley steps in. She notes Rhea has been outnumbered the last few weeks with Jade having B-Fab & Michin, was Iyo showing up a way of evening odds before WrestleMania? Rhea says c’mon, Cathy, week after week, Jade’s proved she can’t do this on her own. But she didn’t think Rhea had a backup plan. The difference here is, Jade has followers while Rhea has friends. Iyo says they’re best friends! No matter what, she will always have Rhea’s back! Rhea says she’ll always have Iyo’s back, too. And together, they’re bloody unstoppable.

That’s why when it comes to WrestleMania, Rhea will walk out the NEW WWE Women’s Champion! Catch ya later. RheYo heads out, but will they make it through this together? Or will 3v2 still not be enough?

 

Uncle Howdy VS Tama Tonga!

The family feud of Wyatts and MFT has been going on for months now, and it is starting to wear down both sides. But Howdy and Tama are out here without all the rest, will this 1v1 finally put this to rest?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Tama and Howdy stare down, then Tama rushes up! Howdy dodges, but Tama blocks the Mandible Claw! They end up in the corner, the ref reprimands and counts, but Tama hits Howdy low. Howdy KNEES low in return, then bumps Tama off buckles. Howdy stomps a mudhole in, but stops as the ref counts. The fans join in with the “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Howdy goes back to Tama, but Tama ELBOWS Howdy! Tama fires UPPERCUTS on Howdy against the ropes, then CLUBS away! The ref counts but Tama HEADBUTTS Howdy again and again! Tama ROCKS Howdy, then stomps him down.

Tama puts Howdy in the ropes to CHOKE, then he YANKS Howdy into ropes for the under-hotshot! Howdy sputters and the fans boo but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns as Tama digs claws into Howdy’s shoulders! The fans rally for Howdy as he endures, and Howdy rises up to his feet! Howdy reaches up to JAWBREAKER free! Tama goes to a corner, Howdy runs in and ELBOWS Tama! And ELBOWS again and again and again! The fans rally while Howdy lets off, but Tama runs up! Howdy ROCKS Tama, but that’s the bad hand! Tama LARIATS Howdy in return! Tama huffs ‘n’ puffs as he CLUBS Howdy down. Tama CLUBS Howdy, puts him in a corner, and stomps away! The fans are torn but the ref reprimands. Tama backs off at 4, then talks trash on Howdy.

Tama slithers around, then runs corner to corner, but Howdy catches the splash into the MANDIBLE CLAW! Tama flails, reaches out, but Howdy drags him back! But Solo Sikoa storms out here, swinging the lantern! The fans boo but Howdy THROWS Tama away. Howdy stares Solo down, but Tama CLOBBERS Howdy! Tama distracts the ref, but not for long! The ref sees Solo winding up! The ref tells Solo to back off, and now Tama tells Solo that he doesn’t need Solo out here! Solo says he has Tama’s back! Howdy catches Tama to SISTER ABIGAIL! Cover, Howdy wins!

Winner: Uncle Howdy, by pinfall

Solo runs in, but Howdy slips out! Solo is furious, but so is Tama! Tama says Solo isn’t helping anyone, and neither is this lantern! Tama grabs at the lantern! Tama says they don’t need it! Solo relinquishes the lantern, and Tama places it on the apron. Solo asks Tama what he’s thinking, but Howdy finally takes the lantern back! Tama says they don’t need it. Will Solo see things Tama’s way?

 

The Miz and Kit Wilson walk ‘n’ talk backstage.

Given the disheveled sight of the Hollywood A-Lister, Mr. Tonic says he is worried about “the curse.” Just this past week, things have been… toxic. Kit helps this lady put her bags in the overhead on the plane, without even being asked! And Kit is in the gym… grunting! Miz says there is NO curse! But then they cross paths with R-Truth as he talks with ring crew. Truth says they have got to get the hot water running in the hot tub. And hey, if Kit & Miz wanna be in New Judgment Day, sorry, they’re full up, not taking any more. Miz laughs that off and says Truth’s problem is that he doesn’t take anything seriously, yet everything just goes his way!

Truth doesn’t earn anything around here! Just for once, Truth should master something, inspire someone, and zone-in. Just once! Say less! Challenge accepted! And Truth doesn’t even know who Kit is. Miz asks what Truth is getting at, and Truth says they open challenged Truth & Priest for the tag titles. He’ll talk with Aldis before Miz changes his mind. There will be a tag team championship match tonight on SmackDown in St. Louis! HAH! Truth hurries off, and Kit says they just got a tag title match. Miz says yeah, MIZ Method works. Maybe the curse is over? Or will it just get ten times worse?

 

Jacob Fatu speaks.

“Hey, Drew. So this what it is, huh? Me and you, one on one, at WrestleMania? You talkin’ ’bout ‘unsanctioned,’ huh? Man, my life has been a roller coaster nonstop. I went from the streets to county jail to the independents to WWE. Hell, I made it out! Y’see, when you come from the gutter, you’re forced to be a product of the environment. It ain’t about who’s wrong, it ain’t about who’s right, it comes down to survival. Let’s keep it 100, every decision I made, every day I was locked up, it brought me right here to this very moment.

“Because in this match, there are no rules, there is no one there to stop me, no one to break it up. And for damn sure ain’t no one to tell me what I can or cannot do to your punk ass! Hey, Drew. At WrestleMania, you’re in my world. Let’s see if you make it out, yadada mean?” The Samoan Werewolf is salivating for this fight, will he destroy the Scottish Terminator once and for all?

 

Sami Zayn arrives backstage.

And he calls to Nick Aldis. Sami thanks Aldis for the opportunity to go and talk to the people and celebrate his US Championship victory. Can Aldis confirm or deny that he’s got pyro now? Yes, Aldis can confirm. Sami thanks Aldis for that, and he also apologizes for last week. Things got testy, but Aldis says no need to apologize. Aldis didn’t give Sami anything, didn’t have a spot for him, but Sami did what Sami does and made a spot for himself. Now, go out there, talk to the people. Sami says he’s about to. But Trick Williams is making his entrance first?! Aldis is just as surprised as Sami, but St. Louis cheers “Whoop Dat Trick!”

Trick isn’t alone, either! Lil’ Yachty is here, both men dressed in clean white suits. Trick and Yachty go to the ring, raining on Sami’s parade before it even begins. Trick gets the mic to tell St. Louis, “Check it out! The truth is, I came out here tonight to celebrate my first match at WrestleMania. But I couldn’t help but notice since it is WrestleMania season and we  bringing out all the stars… I mean, we bringing out Jelly Roll, Pat McAfee, then it’s only right I bring out mah boi, I’m talkin’ bout Lil’ Yachty.” The fans cheer, and Yachty says he appreciates Trick and congratulates him on WrestleMania, that ain’t for lil’ boys ‘n’ girls. WrestleMania is for legends in the making, and that is what Trick is!

Trick says he appreciates that. But Yachty needs to understand, he isn’t here just to celebrate. Trick wants to ask him something. And y’all gotta understand, these two go way back like white walls on a Cadillac! So maybe, if it’s cool with Yachty, they pack up, get the all whites, bring the mink coats, and take ’em to WrestleMania! Yachty says he thought Trick would never ask. They secret handshake, and Trick says there is nothing he will not do to get the US Championship. What’s Trick saying? Trick’s saying he ain’t taking no lip off no gingerbread man! Say what? Trick said he ain’t taking no lip off no gingerbread man!

Yachty says get ’em! “Gingerbread! Ginger ale! Ginger tea! Ginger beer! Ginger root! Ginger snap! Ginger, ginger, it don’t matter!” Yachty says he likes what Trick is doing. Trick is awful disrespectful! He can get real disrespectful! He’ll show them at Mania! He’ll give a preview: When he’s on the top rope, and he tells ’em, “Hit Sami Zayn’s pyro cuz Trick Williams runs SmackDown!” The pyro goes off now, Trick fires up, but here comes Sami! Sami is annoyed, but he says that was good, that was funny. But Trick’s getting ahead of himself, celebrating already. Trick’s got the celebration, the music, the pageantry, the rap artist, the presentation, and that’s all good…

But to be honest, pageantry’s never been Sami’s thing. Sami’s been a bit more dressed down, a bit more working class, a bit more what actually happens when he steps between the ropes and what he does in this ring! The fans are torn, but Sami says here’s the thing, Trick, at WrestleMania, there will be 50 THOUSAND seats, and every single one is pointed at the ring. Once the bell rings, Trick learns in a hurry that all the fur coats, the rap artists, and great music will NOT save you, because when you’re in the ring with Sami, you’re in the ring with one of the best to ever do it! And Trick, at WrestleMania, Sami will humble your ass!

The fans are torn but the chants of “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” start up again. Trick says hold on, everybody, hold on. Gingersnaps here is upset! But look here, Sami Zayn, there is something you fail to realize. The only reason Sami has that US Championship back is thanks to Trick Williams. Trick will help him out more: The only reason Sami is going to WrestleMania is because of Trick Williams. He says it for Sam, “Thank you, Trick Williams. You’re welcome, Sami Zayn.” But wait! CARMELO HAYES is here! The fans cheer H1M on as he makes his way out here, mic in hand and expression stone cold as he steps into the ring.

Melo wants everyone to hold on. He won’t stand back and watch this all go down. Trick, you and Melo have history a mile long, and don’t worry, Trick will get that receipt as Melo spins the block. And Melo knows the perfect place to do that! But first, Sami, the way you won, that don’t sit right with Melo, or with anyone here. For months, Melo carried SmackDown on his back, and that US Championship on his back! ALL for Sami to take that title when Melo had it at the one yard line, and Sami’s gonna run it into the endzone? No way! So, Sami, do Melo a favor and listen to the people. They’ll tell you right now, they don’t want Sami Zayn! #WeWantMelo!

The fans cheer that, and Sami certainly hears it. Melo tells Sami to listen to the people, and give the people what they want! Melo is not asking, he is telling Sami, give H1M a rematch! The fans cheer and Trick is loving this. Sami tells Melo that he’s already said this, it is not a secret, that Sami thinks the world of Melo. And Sami agrees, Melo carried SmackDown on his shoulders for about 10 weeks, he did phenomenal. Sami takes nothing away from Melo, and he 100% thinks Melo deserves this. But here’s the thing: Melo had an open challenge, Sami answered it, and Sami won. And in doing that, Sami punched his ticket to WrestleMania.

Sami is genuinely sorry this came at Melo’s expense, but this match is already official. If Melo wants the rematch, he’ll get it, but he has to wait until after Mania. The fans boo and Trick tells Ginger Ale that nobody wants to hear that! What happened to that integrity Sami had? Give that man a chance! Sami says as much as he wants to tell Trick to shut up and stay out of this, Trick has a point. The truth is, if Trick didn’t get involved with the match, would Sami have beat Melo? Sami thinks so, but we’ll never truly know. But here’s the thing, this has happened to Sami, too!

When Cody Rhodes took advantage of opportunity, and Sami called him out. When Randy Orton took advantage of opportunity, Sami called him out! So now, Sami will admit, the same thing happened and for once it went Sami’s way, and you think he’d be thrilled about it. Sami is, really, because he’s going to Mania. But Sami doesn’t feel good about this. He doesn’t. That is the truth. Then quit yapping and do the right thing, Sami! The fans cheer Melo, and Sami looks to the Mania sign. Trick points to his watch. Any time now, Sami. The fans cheer Melo, and Sami says, “Alright. Carmelo, you want your rematch?”

Sami still looks to the Mania sign while the fans fire up. Sami says FINE, Melo’s got it! Sami will give it to Melo tonight, in St. Louis! If Melo wins, then it is Melo VS Trick at Mania. But if Sami wins, then it is Sami VS Trick, and that’s the last he wants to hear about this. They good? Melo says they’re good. The match is made for tonight, and Trick says that took forever. They could’ve saved five minutes. But Sami LARIATS Trick up and out! The fans boo but Yachty bails out fast. Sami is about to snap, but will he take out his frustrations on Melo tonight? Or will that spot on Mania belong to H1M?

 

MFT regroups backstage.

Soo questions why Tama let Howdy just take the lantern! Why!? Is Tama got some kind of plan? Tama shouts that he HAD to! This business is done. That stupid lantern was tearing them all apart. Now, they get back to real business: taking over SmackDown, and taking all the titles! Solo agrees there. They’ll finish the Wyatts, and then they’ll get back to business. They good? Tama says yeah, they’re good. Solo still glances over his shoulder as he leads the way out, will MFT make it through one last fight with the Wyatts?

 

Matt Cardona VS Aleister Black w/ Zelina Vega!

The Complete is #AlwayZReady, but he’s not quite 100%. Will Cardona overcome what’s holding him back to rise up the ranks? Or will he simply #FadeToBlack?

SmackDown returns and Cardona makes his entrance. The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They feel things out, Aleister rolls to pick a leg, then he goes for the bad arm. Cardona slips free, the two reset, and they circle again. Cardona kicks low, headlocks, but Aleister powers up and rolls free. Cardona comes back to arm-drag Aleister! The bad arm keeps him from doing more, and Aleister smirks as as the two reset. Aleister wants that arm but Cardona knows it, and he KNEES low! Cardona bumps Aleister off buckles, then blocks a kick, but Aleister reels him in for another KNEE! Cardona staggers, but he puts Aleister in another corner.

Cardona ROCKS Aleister, whips him to ropes, but Aleister fights the backdrop to WRING the bad arm! Aleister stomps Cardona, drops KNEES on the arm, then stomps the hand! Aleister clamps onto the arm but Cardona fights with knees of his own. Aleister CLUBS the arm, then he wrangles Cardona to a top wristlock. Cardona endures, fights up, and he arm-drags free to DROPKICK Aleister down! Aleister goes to ropes, but Cardona LARIATS Aleister up and out! The fans rally as Cardona then WRECKS Aleister with a dropkick! The fans rally as Cardona stalks Aleister. Aleister kicks but Cardona ducks it, then KNEES low!

Cardona SMACKS Aleister off the apron, then puts him in the ring. Cardona ROCKS Aleister, bumps him off buckles, but Zelina distracts Cardona. Aleister sweeps the legs! Cardona hits apron then floor, and Aleister is back in control while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again as Cardona BOOTS Aleister from the ropes. Cardona reels Aleister in, but Aleister wrenches out. Cardona ducks a shot to SPINEBUSTER back! Both men are down and the fans rally up again. Cardona rises up first, even as Zelina tells the fans to shut up. Aleister stirs, stands, and storms over, but Cardona ELBOWS him away. Cardona fires shots, blocks one, but that just hurts the bad arm! Aleister whips but Cardona uses that to SMASH Aleister off the mat! Cardona runs up to LARIAT in the corner, then he goes up, up, but has to leap over as Aleister runs in! Cardona kicks low, underhooks, but Aleister fights free!

Aleister JUMP KNEES Cardona, suplexes, but Cardona lands out to make it a NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up while Cardona goes to the corner. “WOO WOO WOO!” BROSKI BOOT! The fans fire up as Cardona pushes Aleister to a cover, TWO! Cardona grows frustrated, but he waits on Aleister. Cardona runs in, but Aleister counters Rough Ryder with a FLAPJACK onto buckles! Aleister puts Cardona up but Cardona throws down forearms! Aleister GAMANGIRIS, then he goes up after Cardona! Cardona fires body shots and he GOURD BUSTERS Aleister! Then the MISSILE DROPKICK! Underhooks and TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!!

The fans rally hard as Cardona watches Aleister go to the corner again. “WOO WOO WOO!” BROSKI- NO, Aleister dodges and JUMP KNEES! Then a suplex for the BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! But Aleister clamps onto the bad arm! But Cardona rolls through! Aleister KICKS the arm, Cardona fires back, and they trade forearms! Aleister fires a strike fest, then goes for the arm. Cardona fires a flurry of forearms, ROCKS Aleister, but Aleister blocks a kick! The ROLLING ELBOW still hits! BUT SO DOES BLACK MASS!! Cover, Aleister wins!

Winner: Aleister Black, by pinfall

It was a hard fought match from a wounded Broski, but The Dark Father still stands tall. Will all of SmackDown have no choice but to #FadeToBlack?

 

Backstage interview with #BayLyra.

Cathy Kelley is with Bayley & Lyra Valkyria and says tonight, they face just one of the teams they face at WrestleMania in the Women’s Tag Team Championship Fatal 4 Way. Cathy asks Bayley how meaningful WrestleMania is this year with how she was robbed of that moment last year. Bayley says obviously, losing out on last year sucked, but she built a career off fighting with her back against the wall. Tonight, Charlotte & Alexa pay for taking that opportunity of Bayley & Lyra winning the tag titles on Monday, and for keeping them from walking into Mania with the tag titles! Tonight, Charlexa get a little taste of what happens in Vegas.

Lyra says she just wants to add, Charlotte & Alexa, their friendship is surface level. If they’d been through any of what Lyra & Bayley have been through, they wouldn’t be teaming today. And this Mania is more than just friendship or even the gold. This is about making up for what happened last year, and making everything they’ve been through worth it. Cathy wishes them luck and BayLyra heads out. Will the Role Model & Morrigan make The Queen & Lil’ Miss Bliss an example to the Bella Twins and the Irresistible Forces?

 

R-Truth talks with Candice LeRae & Johnny Gargano.

Truth says we don’t even know if Johnny was asleep or praying, but Aldis doesn’t like people just laying around on the job. Honestly, Truth thought Johnny was dead. Candice says no, Johnny is alive. And tomorrow night, NXT Stand & Deliver, you are looking at the NEW NXT North American Champion! Candice wants Johnny to tell ’em, and Johnny says tomorrow night, “Johnny Wrestling” is back! The best is yet to come. Truth says okay, go do it! Priest then walks in and says there are a lot of great teams on SmackDown. Truth chose their first defense to be Miz & Kit? Why? That’s easy, dawg: those two are cursed! Cursed? Yeah, Asuka did it last week!

Asuka? Yeah, she cursed them both last week! Um, Asuka’s on Raw… Then who’s that little girl running around with the face paint? Wait, Danhausen? No, that’s Asuka! Priest sorts this out: Truth gave an undeserving team, that challenged them, a tag title match because Danhausen- Asuka… cursed them? Yes! Now Priest’s got it! No, he didn’t. It’ll be easy, man! Like taking candy from a baby. Plus, St. Louis needs to see it is Wepa Time! Okay, curse or not, something bad is about to happen to them boys. Priest is gonna get ready. Okay, just watch out for Asuka! Truth’s confusion aside, will he and Priest really have an easy time with #MizKit?

 

Drew McIntyre speaks.

“I had my moment right in front of me. Shakespeare couldn’t have written it any better. It was perfect. Family was gonna see me walk out of WrestleMania as the Undisputed WWE Champion. A moment that was once stolen from me. But this time it was stolen again, by Jacob Fatu. I heard what you had to say earlier, Jacob. What’d I hear? Excuses, justifications, lies! You’re still nothing more than a criminal, a thief. People can change. I’ve seen people change. But you have not change, you will never change, you will never be nothing more than a pathetic, dirty convict!

“You’re only here because of your family, the same family that made my life an absolute living hell! The nepo-criminal of the family, you might just be the worst one of all. You can’t outrun your past, man. Next week, I’m gonna prove beyond all reasonable doubt that you’re guilty as charged. Next week, I’m gonna show the whole world who Jacob Fatu really is.” The Scottish Terminator has his target, will he execute his mission at WrestleMania?

 

Charlexa VS BayLyra!

The Queen & Lil’ Miss Bliss know everyone questions their friendship, but the proof is in the proverbial pudding from their previous reign as tag team champions. Will they be primed and ready for that tag team Fatal 4 Way in Las Vegas? Or will the Role Model & Morrigan lead by example?

The teams sort out, but then the teams just brawl! The bell rings as Charlotte RAMS Lyra into a corner and CHOPS while Alexa and Bayley scrap! Those two tumble out of the ring while Charlotte ROCKS and whips Lyra. Lyra CROSSBODIES, then rains down forearms! Charlotte pushes free, kicks low, and whips Lyra to a corner. Lyra goes up, over, and keeps moving to WHEEL KICK! The fans cheer while Lyra covers, TWO! Lyra brings Charlotte up, but Charlotte breaks free! Lyra dodges, cartwheels through the hip toss, then ENZIGIRIS! Alexa tags in, Charlotte clinches Lyra for a BACKBREAKER and BUCKLE SHOT!

Alexa pushes Lyra out to then go up and FLYING DDT! The fans fire up for that, and Charlexa poses, while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Alexa drags Lyra up, brings her around, and bumps her off buckles. Alexa tags Charlotte back in, mocks the old wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube men before she stomps away on Lyra. The ref counts, Charlotte stops to flex, then she drags Lyra up to tag Alexa. Charlotte holds Lyra for Alexa to CHOP, and Alexa CHOPS again! Cover, TWO! Alexa keeps Lyra down, then brings her around into a chinlock. Lyra endures the grind, even as Alexa leans on her, and Bayley rallies the fans. Lyra rises up, fires body shots, but Alexa THROWS her by her hair! Alexa keeps Lyra from Bayley, then puts her on ropes to stand on her!

The ref counts, Alexa steps off, and she drags Lyra over to tag Charlotte. Charlotte CHOPS Lyra now, then whips her to the corner. Charlotte CHOPS Lyra off her feet, then starts up the strut. Charlotte BLASTS Bayley for good measure before she puts Lyra in the corner. Tag to Alexa, she stomps away on Lyra, then tags Charlotte back in. Charlotte snapmares and headscissors to turn Lyra over. Charlotte THROWS Lyra, then THROWS her again, and again! SmackDown returns to single picture as Charlotte tags Alexa back in. Alexa adds a KNEE DROP, then she keeps Lyra from the corner. Lyra fires forearms but Alexa holds on!

The fans rally as Lyra ROCKS Alexa, but Alexa guzels for the STO! Then Alexa adds INSULT2INJURY, but misses on the senton! Hot tag to Charlotte and she keeps Lyra back! The fans rally as Lyra hops, hops, and ROCKS Charlotte! Charlotte still anchors a leg! Lyra fights up, ROCKS Charlotte again, but still can’t get away! Lyra fires more forearms, but Charlotte CHOPS her down! Charlotte whips Lyra to the corner, but Lyra goes up to BLAST Alexa! Then a CROSSBODY for Charlotte! Lyra crawls, hot tag to Bayley! Bayley LARIATS Charlotte, slips around, and SAIDOS! Then she chases Charlotte to a corner to fire off haymakers and stomps!

The fans cheer as Bayley runs, blocks a kick, and KNEES Charlotte! Bayley puts Charlotte in the ropes, goes up, and STOCK DROP! Shoutout to The Boss and the fans cheer Bayley’s SUNSET FLIP BUCKLE BOMB! Cover, ROPEBREAK! Bayley is frustrated but she drags Charlotte to center. Bayley then goes to the corner and climbs up top! The fans cheer, but Charlotte is up! Charlotte ROCKS Bayley, CHOPS her, then climbs up to join her! Bayley hits back, Charlotte CHOPS again, and Charlotte lifts Bayley! Bayley fights the suplex, they both fire body shots, but Lyra anchors Bayley! Charlotte falls from the corner! Lyra then trips Alexa up!

The fans rally as Bayley climbs, aims, and MACHO ELBOWS! Cover, TWO!! Charlotte survives and Lyra protests! Bayley is frustrated but she drags Charlotte up. Bayley tags Lyra, then fireman’s carries. Lyra goes up, ROLLING NECKBREAKER SAMOAN DROP COMBO! Cover, TWO!! Charlotte survives and Lyra is beside herself! The fans rally up as Lyra brings Charlotte around. Charlotte shoves free, but Lyra BOOTS back! Lyra goes up, up, and PERE-  NO, Charlotte stops the Turn of Fortune to have the FIGURE FOUR! Then FIGURE EIGHT!! But Bayley CLOBBERS Charlotte! Bayley drags Lyra to safety, but Alexa SHOTGUNS her down!

Cahrlotte drags Lyra to the other corner, Alexa tags in, and Alexa goes up! Lyra hobbles but Alexa leaps, only for Lyra to catch her! The fans fire up for the feat of strength! Fireman’s carry and- NO, Alexa slips free, clinches, but she ducks as Bayley runs up! Charlotte BOOTS Bayley down! But Lyra rolls Alexa up! Alexa rolls through to DECK Lyra! The fans fire up as Charlexa coordinates! They run, BLOCKBUSTER NATURAL SELECTION IN STEREO! Cover, Charlexa wins!

Winners: Charlexa, by pinfall

But then Lash Legend is here and she DECKS Alexa! And SPLASHES down on Lyra! Nia CLOBBERS Charlotte and Bayley! The fans boo but Lash sends Alexa into a corner. Nia puts Bayley in for Lash to PUMP THE BRAKES! The champs celebrate, then DOUBLE SPLASH Alexa and Lyra! Then they focus on Bayley! Lash reels Bayley in, thrashes her around in the bearhug, and Nia goes up! IRRESISTIBLE LEG DROP!! Nia & Lash demolish the competition, will nothing stop them when the gold is on the line?

 

The Miz & Kit Wilson gear up backstage.

The Miz says he told you so! This whole curse was a myth. Think about it: If they were cursed, how’d they get the tag title match? The universe corrects itself every single time. Curse? What curse? DANHAUSEN appears! And he asks if they mentioned a curse. Miz says no. And what is in that jar? Human teeth, obviously! Anyway, Danhausen wants to come down to the ring with them so that he can learn live and person, how to MIZ. Kit says WAKE UP, Danhausen, “you spooky lil’ goblin.” Danhausen is TOXIC! Oh, well, uh, if he did go to the ring with them, he could uncurse them, and then they could win the tag team gold!

Wait, he can undo the curse? Of course! A curse on a curse is like a double negative. Miz says stay away or they will make Danhausen’s life miserable! Because when Miz & Kit win the tag titles, you can take that curse and- Wait, where’d he go? Is there such a thing as a Danhausen curse? Or will Priest & Truth win because they’re just that much better?

WWE Tag Team Championships: Damian Priest & R-Truth VS The Miz & Kit Wilson!

SmackDown returns as The Miz makes his entrance, followed by Kit Wilson. The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see which team is truly awesome!

The teams sort out, and while Miz talks trash on his former Awesome Truth teammate, Kit sucker punches Truth! The fans boo but Kit UPPERCUTS Truth, UPPERCUTS again, then whips. Truth grabs ropes to stop himself, then he breaks it down with the hot moves! Truth then UPPERCUTS in return, and again, and wrenches. Kit kicks low, whips Truth to the corner, then he UPPERCUTS! Tag to Miz and Miz stomps a mudhole in. The ref counts, Miz ROCKS Truth, then CLUBS him! Miz soaks up heat, taunts Priest, then goes back to Truth. Miz whips, Truth ducks ‘n’ dodges, and start sup the CENA SHOULDER TACKLES!

The fans cheer as #RonCena hits the SPIN-OUT BOMB! And then Truth says “You Can’t See Me!” But Miz UP KICKS Truth away! Kit then HOTSHOTS Truth, and Miz BOOTS Truth down! The fans boo but the ref keeps Miz back. This lets Kit UPPERCUT Truth down! Kit roars, Priest protests, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again as Truth whips Miz, but Miz reverses. Miz runs up but Truth BOOTS him away! Truth runs up, but into a full nelson! Truth arm-drags free, then does the splits to dodge! Hot tag to Priest! The Archer of Infamy rallies on Miz, then dodges Kit for a FLAPJACK! Clinch and FLATLINER for Miz! The fans fire up as Priest ELBOWS Kit in one corner, ELBOWS Miz in the other, then CLOBBERS Kit! Priest wrenches Miz, goes up the corner, and he goes Old School for the CROSSBODY! The fans fire up as Priest powers up the arm. Priest runs and hits the COMEBACKER! Cover, Kit flies in and breaks it!

Kit CLUBS away on Priest, then TURN- NO, Priest powers up and out to then SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE! The fans fire up as Priest tags Truth! Priest then LEAPING LARIATS Kit down! Truth says, “What’s Up?!” He fireman’s carries Miz, but Miz slips free to shove Truth to ropes! Truth ducks ‘n’ dodges, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! The fans fire up while everyone is down, and here comes Danhausen~! The fans cheer as the Very Nice, Very Evil Overlord makes his way to the ring! Danhausen goes onto the apron, fires the fans up more, and he wants to tag in?! Miz sees it’s Danhausen and not Kit, and he gets mad!

The fans cheer for Miz to do it anyway, but Miz says GO AWAY! Danhausen says that’s rude. The fans boo, but Danhausen holds the tag rope. That’s not the problem! Truth rises up, and he tags in Danhausen! The fans fire up as Danhausen runs around the ring! But Miz just spins Danhausen around and tells him to get outta here! Danhausen says instead, “YOU! ARE! CURSED!!” The ref?!? Miz used the ref as a shield?! The fans boo and Danhausen apologizes, but Miz full nelsons Danhausen! But then the lights go out! And when they come back up, Danhausen is on the ramp! The fans cheer as now Truth has Kit in a fireman’s carry! ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!

But then Miz has Truth! SKULL CRUSHING FINALE!! Cover, but the ref’s arm cramps! The curse hits! Truth hot tags Priest! The fans are thunderous as Priest guzels Miz, to go SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, and the ref uses his other arm to count! Priest & Truth win!

Winners: Damian Priest & R-Truth, by pinfall (still WWE Tag Team Champions)

Priest & Truth make it through their first defense of these titles, with maybe some help from a certain curse or two. But as if losing like this isn’t bad enough, CODY RHODES SNATCHES KIT! CROSS RHODES!! The American Nightmare is pissed, and he grabs a mic to shout, “We got all dressed up in St. Louis tonight to find out who Randy Orton was talking to on the phone! And color me surprised, it was PAT MCAFEE! That’s like if Scott Hall and Kevin Nash talked about the third man in the NWO, and instead of Hulk Hogan, it was DISCO INFERNO!” Disco catching strays…

But Cody tells Pat, “You stoner, drifter, Logan Paul without muscles, human hat-rack, fly-by-night!” Cody promises there’s a receipt, and boy he felt it! He should have, Pat is a former NFL punter! But Pat, you and everyone who represents you, and Cody knows who he’s talking to, can KISS HIS ASS!! The fans cheer that! Cody mockingly asks if that’s too far. They gonna fire him?! Sure worked out for WWE last time! Oh…! That’s what Randy wants for his legacy? For number 15?! St. Louis’s own?! Cody’s mentor, his hero! When John Cena was the angel on Cody’s shoulder, Orton was the devil on the other!

It is simple: Orton keeps saying this isn’t personal! Even Stephanie McMahon, someone Cody loves and respects, comes out and tells Cody he needs to be able to go to that dark place, he has to become a bad guy to win! Cody hears it! Dark hair, the dark suit, the whole thing! But the truth is, better than his excuse, Cody doesn’t know if he knows how to do it anymore! He’s got two kids, working a dream job in front of the fans here tonight, and that’s what Orton wants? Pat tagging all these sites that only exist because WWE IS hot right now! And you talk about Cody coming back to Dallas, to LA, records after records! Philly, that’s a record! Vegas, that’s a record!

And Cody was wrestling Roman Reigns, John Cena, and even The Rock! But make no mistake about it, they were also wrestling CODY! The fans cheer that! Cody looks to the Mania sign as he says, “It’s as simple as this: It’s a wrestling match with 20 years of history, with the two very best wrestlers to do it! And I am hearing it. I am. I am hearing those voices inside my head finally! But you don’t wanna hear what they have to say.” Cody drops the mic after turning up the heat, will he and Orton burn it down in Sin City?

 

WWE United States Championship: Sami Zayn VS Carmelo Hayes!

#BigMatchSami wanted his championship win celebrated, but he just ended up aggravated after being moment-sniped by Trick Williams and then confronted for a rematch by H1M. Sami gave in, and the winner here will go on to defend this title at WrestleMania! Will Sami hold onto the spot he managed to fill? Or will Melo and Trick continue their storied rivalry on the Grandest Stage of Them All?

SmackDown returns, and Trick makes his entrance again to again snipe Sami’s spotlight. Trick does a dance on the commentary desk with his lemon pepper steppers before Melo makes his entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who heads for Las Vegas!

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally for Melo as the two tie up, but Sami puts Melo in the corner. Sami backs off slowly as the ref counts, and the two reset. They tie up, Sami goes for an arm, and he wrenches to a wristlock. Melo rolls, wrenches, and he wristlocks back. Melo hammerlocks then headlocks, but Sami powers up and out. Sami drops down, hurdles over, but Melo comes back to waistlock. Sami elbows free, then runs, but Melo drops down to hurdle over. Melo DROPKICKS Sami down and the fans fire up! Melo stalks Sami to a corner, CHOPS him, and the fans “WOO~!” Melo bumps Sami off buckles, then CHOPS again!

The fans rally for Melo but also chant for “Whoop Dat Trick!” But Sami turns things around to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP! The fans boo but Sami climbs up to rain down fists! Melo slips under at 6 and YANKS Sami down! Melo then climbs up, and he rains down fists while fans cheer! Melo goes way past TEN to about FIFTEEN! The fans fire up, Melo hops down, and he whips Sami to ropes. Sami reverses but Melo ducks ‘n’ dodges, only for Sami to LARIAT! Cover, ONE!! Melo toughs it out but Sami covers again, ONE! And again, ONE! Melo facelocks to stop the covers, but Sami ROCKS him! Sami huffs ‘n’ puffs as he looms over Melo.

Sami stands Melo up, wrenches and YANKS the arm, then he wrenches again. Sami whips Melo to ropes, but Melo springboards for the FLYING LARIAT! The fans fire up and Melo runs at the corner to forearm smash! Melo whips corner to corner, but he blocks boots and puts Sami in the ropes! ENZIGIRI, and then the FADE AWAY JUMPER! Cover, ONE!! Sami toughs it out but Melo tells Trick he’ll see him at Mania. The fans rally as Melo builds speed, and Melo FLIES to take down Sami! Melo clutches his leg and hobbles up, did Melo mess himself up? Melo checks the leg while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Melo clutches the knee, massages it, but that lets Sami crawl to the apron. Melo pursues, but that leg still bothers him. Trick isn’t sure what to make of it, but Melo rolls in. Melo hobbles but he storms up to CHOP Sami! Sami goes to another corner, Melo follows, and he CHOPS again! Sami goes to another corner, Melo storms up, but Sami kicks low! Sami CLUBS and stomps away on Melo, but stops as the ref counts. Melo clutches his leg while Sami huffs ‘n’ puffs. Sami brings Melo back around to CHOP him down! Sami paces, then he ELBOW DROPS! Cover, TWO! Melo toughs it out but Sami covers again, TWO! Melo has a cover now, TWO!

Sami uses a chinlock to bring Melo around, and he fires off crossface forearms! Melo flounders to a corner but Sami pursues. Sami stands Melo up, but Melo CHOPS! Sami goes to a corner, Melo runs up, but into an ELBOW! Sami goes up, aims, and he has to BOOT Melo away again! Sami then reels Melo in, for a TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO! Sami grows frustrated as Melo survives. Melo goes to another corner, Sami storms his way over, and Sami CHOPS! Melo pie faces Sami, but Sami CHOPS! Melo eggs Sami on, so Sami fires a flurry of forearms! Melo fires back! The shots keep going, and Sami CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS!

SmackDown returns to single picture as Sami stomps Melo down. The ref counts, Sami stops at 4, and he CHOPS again. Melo hobbles and falls as he heads for the fourth corner, but Sami looks to the Mania sign. Sami stands Melo up, but Melo ROCKS him! And CHOPS him! And repeat! The fans rally as Melo whips, but Sami reverses. Melo ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl, DIRTY DIANA! Cover, TWO! The bad leg held Melo back but the fans still rally behind H1M. Melo looks to the Mania sign now, and he rises up again. Melo waits on Sami, then runs up, FIRST- NO, Sami denies the 48! Then he clinches to EXP- NO, Melo victory rolls it! TWO!!

Melo and Sami both stagger to their feet, and Melo clinches, But Sami uses that to CORNER EXPLODER! The fans boo but Sami goes to the far corner. Sami aims, runs up, but into a SUPERKICK! Melo leaves Sami to flop over so he can climb up a corner! Melo aims for a FROG SPLASH! But the bad leg holds him back on the cover! TWO, and Sami ghost pins! TWO!! Both men are down after a close call! The fans rally up as Sami lifts Melo. Melo fights Blue Thunder with elbows, then goes to run, Sami reels him in for BLUE- NO! Melo snapmares free, then FIRST 48! Melo hurries up the corner, aims again, NOTHING- NO, Sami dodges!

Melo flounders from the pain in his leg! The ref checks with Melo, but Melo insists he can continue. Sami wants after Melo but the ref has him hold on. Sami is conflicted, he just gave us the speech about taking advantage of vulnerabilities… Melo manages to stand, and Sami takes aim! Sami runs in, HELLUVA KICK!! Cover, SAMI WINS!

Winner: Sami Zayn, by pinfall (still WWE United States Champion)

Sami celebrates his victory, but could this be hypocrisy? Sami didn’t like how he won last week, but he doesn’t seem bothered by this one! Yachty has the music cut so that he and Trick can step into the ring. Congrats, Sami, you’re going to WrestleMania. In two weeks, we get a United States Championship match with the coolest, Trick Williams~! VS Gingerbread Man, Sami Zayn. And then Trick SUCKER PUNCHES Sami! The fans are torn, but Trick stomps away on Sami! Yachty helps stand Sami up for the TRICK SHOT!! Yachty picks up the belt for his guy, but will Trick take ownership of it soon enough? Or will Sami find another way to win when it matters most?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown here, though it seems WWE is gonna keep the Go-Home Syndrome going with all the different Raw recaps they fit here and there. That aside, great builds in tonight’s stories, especially this Undisputed Championship story. Pat McAfee being Orton’s guy is certainly a surprise, and Pat himself pulled off everything expertly tonight. Pat framing this as “WWE is bad because it forgot where it came from” is certainly an interesting move, but there were fans in St. Louis that agreed with the sentiment. I just wonder if certain other choices (Kevin Owens? Ric Flair? Triple H?) just weren’t going to work out. Kevin Owens is perhaps not 100% ring ready, Ric is old, and HHH is the boss man, he can’t show even kayfabe favoritism right now.

Cody’s response later was great, especially with the reference to AEW and Dark Cody, but at the same time, did Cody not get violent and wild with AJ Styles in their feud? So Cody CAN go to that dark place, he just needs to be pushed there, and he’s getting there. Speaking of being pushed there, Fatu and Drew both had very good promos, and it makes sense if now, finally, after all the chaos, they’ve been kayfabe isolated from each other so that the match can even still happen, despite it being “unsanctioned.”

Kit Wilson & The Miz might really be cursed with how Kit caught that stray from Cody. Hilarious stuff with Danhausen in the tag title match, though, such as the ref being “cursed.” This is a great first defense for Truth & Priest, but it doesn’t seem like they’re going to be on the Mania card at this point. Maybe they put something on the go-home SmackDown instead. For that matter, are we still getting Jellyhausen VS MizKit? Maybe not after Jelly Roll took that RKO… Maybe it’ll be more like Jelly being in Cody’s corner now that Pat is in Randy’s, so that each top tier wrestler has a celebrity friend…?

Good promo from Bayley & Lyra but it is perhaps beneath them to question the Charlexa friendship. Still a great tag match, and someone actually getting a clean win was surprising. But of course Nia & Lash attack after because duh, that’s what they do. The Bella Twins weren’t here because Nikki tweaked an ankle during a roll-up spot last week. Commentary noted it, Nikki’s rehabbing to make sure she’s okay by Mania, and I certainly hope she’s okay. Rhea VS Michin was a very good match, and this was another surprise because it was a clean win for Rhea. Iyo making the save was also a surprise, because I was thinking it was Iyo, Kairi and Asuka for Mania now. At the same time, Rhea needed allies, and no one else on SmackDown was gonna work.

Good stuff from Cardona and Aleister, mostly their match, and good win for Aleister given Cardona was selling bad arm. If Chelsea was healthy, they could have her team with Cardona against Aleister & Zelina, and the fans would love it. But then Cardona & Chelsea would automatically have to win because the fans love them (or at least Chelsea) too much for anything else, and that doesn’t help Aleister & Zelina as they replace Karrion Kross & Scarlett. For that matter, what’s going on with the Women’s US Championship? Tiff VS Giulia gonna happen for the go-home? Or is WWE gonna wait for Chelsea to be healthy and do a Triple Threat at Backlash?

Good stuff in the MFT-Wyatts story, and thankfully, that lantern is finally home with the Wyatts. Howdy VS Tama was a great match, even with Solo “ruining” it. Solo insisting they have one final match with the Wyatts is a bit annoying, but I suppose something has to act as a blowoff. I’m just thinking Solo kicks Tama out of MFT during that match, letting him take the loss for them. Though, it’d be pretty wild if the others chose Tama over Solo since Tama, Talla & Loa are family and Solo is just the guy they’re following. JC Mateo could probably stick with the others, too, and finally bring out more of the “Jeff Cobb” that got him to WWE in the first place.

And great stuff with the US Championship, and the ongoing story of Sami’s internal conflict between Face and Heel. It might just be me, but I’m surprised the fans have turned on Sami so quickly. Maybe it’s because Sami was so conflicted and he couldn’t just stand up for himself against Cody, and now he’s just getting in the way of Trick and Melo. Trick had a great promo with Yachty to “ruin” things for Sami, and then Melo wanting his match was great. I personally thought there was going to be grounds for a Triple Threat, but Sami giving Melo his match here was perhaps the right choice.

Sami then chooses the win over his morals, which is good for the story. Trick standing tall also works in story, he’s solidly Heel and he was doing what a Heel would do. Makes me think Sami turns Heel at Mania as he cheats to keep the title. This take on Heel Sami would be great, like he could pull off Fake Face better than Cody did in AEW.

My Score: 8.7/10

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It’s a Collision of Honor!

As things heat up towards Double or Nothing, Darby Allin defends the AEW World Championship against The Spanish God, Sammy Guevara!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW World Trios Championship Eliminator: The Conglomeration VS Lee Moriarty & The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions; The Conglomeration wins and denies Lee & The Infantry a title opportunity.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Red Velvet; Willow wins and retains the title.
  • Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens VS Jay Lethal & Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian; Joe & Bowens win.
  • AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championship Eliminator 5 Minute Challenge: The Divine Dominion VS Allie Katch & Kaia McKenna; The Divine Dominion wins and denies Allie & Kaia a title match.
  • Six Man Tag: Mark Davis & The Dogs VS The Rascalz; Davis & The Dogs win.
  • AEW World Championship No Count Outs: Darby Allin VS Sammy Guevara; Darb wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

The Death Riders speak.

It was after AEW Dynamite on Wednesday that Jon Moxley said, “Every time I step into the ring with Kyle O’Reilly, I can’t find a way to win. It’s been failure after failure after failure. Kyle O’Reilly has tapped me out, twice. Ipso facto, Kyle O’Reilly will be the new Continental Champion. You might think. But the Jon Moxley of six months ago is not the same as Jon Moxley of today. Who I will be tomorrow is better than who I am today. Logic and strategy would dictate that I should stay as far away from Kyle O’Reilly as I can. Because there’s no doubt about it, Kyle, you have my number.

The thing about this Continental Championship, it’s good bait. All the dragons I wanna slay come right to my door. I will do what I’ve done for 22 years surviving in this business, Kyle: I’m gonna find a way.” The Maniac heads out, and Claudio Castagnoli steps forward to tell Brody King that Brody always brings the bark. But if he steps in the ring with Claudio in the Owen Hart Tournament, he better bring the bite. Pac then says, “Nobody gets special treatment. It doesn’t matter who you are, Death Riders against the world.” Daniel Garcia says yeah, let’s get it! Yuta repeats, “Against the world.” Marina Shafir tells the world, “Bring it, you p*ssies!”

 

AEW World Trios Championship Eliminator: The Conglomeration VS Lee Moriarty & The Infantry w/ Shane Taylor Promotions!

Well speaking of Kyle O’Reilly, he, Orange Cassidy, and the returning Mark Briscoe are going to put STP to the test! #TAIGASTYLE is still ROH Pure Champion, but Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo are upset after losing the ROH World Six Man Tag titles. Will STP take out their frustrations as they rumble, bad man, rumble? Or will the Violent Artist, Freshly Squeezed & Sussex County Chicken simply send #THEM home emptyhanded?

The trios sort out and Briscoe steps up against #BadNews&Tattoos. The fans are behind Briscoe as he and Bravo circle. They approach, Bravo kicks low, and he flips everyone off. The fans boo, Bravo headlocks, but Briscoe powers up, out, and headlocks in return. Bravo powers up and out but Briscoe RUNS him over! The fans cheer, and Briscoe runs. Bravo drops down, hurdles, but Briscoe hits a crane stance! Bravo says that’s stupid! But Briscoe ducks Bravo’s punch to UPPERCUT! Briscoe whips, Bravo reverses to ROCK Briscoe! The forearms go back and forth, Briscoe fires a flurry, but Bravo CLAWS Briscoe’s face!

Bravo runs, but Briscoe winds up to UPPERCUT! The fans cheer the Redneck Kung-Fu! Lee tags in and hits his tiger stance. But then Kyle calls to Briscoe, and Briscoe tags Kyle! The fans cheer as Kyle and Lee tie up, go around, and Kyle wrenches. Lee wrenches, slips through, and waistlocks. They go around, Lee switches but Kyle has the arm. Kyle arm-drags Lee down, double wristlock, but Lee fights around. Kyle body scissors, rolls to the cover, TWO! The fans fire up as the two go again, knuckle lock, and Lee headlocks. Kyle powers up and out, Lee goes up and around, but Kyle does the same to slide under.

Lee ducks a kick, then wheelbarrows to victory roll, then EURO CLUTCH! TWO! Kyle is up, Lee backs off, and the fans cheer the exchange. Lee points to Nigel McGuinness, wanting him to remember the Euro Clutch did him in the last time they faced off. Kyle storms up on Lee, Lee headlocks, but Kyle powers up and out. Lee RUNS Kyle, keeps moving, but Kyle drops down. Lee sunset flips but Kyle stays up! Kyle shakes his head, drops down into the ARMBAR, but here comes The Infantry! Briscoe & Cassidy intercept Dean & Bravo, fire off hands in corners, and Kyle shifts to an ANKLE LOCK! But Lee reels Kyle into a headlock.

Briscoe & Cassidy TOSS The Infantry, then go out after them. Lee waistlocks, Kyle fires elbows, and Kyle climbs up in the corner. The fans count along as Kyle goes all the way to TEN! Tag to Briscoe, he climbs up, and he rains down fists! Briscoe goes all the way to TEN, then he tags Cassidy! The fans fire up again as Cassidy winds up, climbs up, and rains down ONE! The fans cheer Cassidy while Lee stumbles. Lee tags Dean, and now The Captain steps to Cassidy. Dean says go ahead, put the hands in the pockets. Cassidy says okay, and he raises his hands, to then slowly, slowly, put them in his pockets!

The fans cheer as Cassidy then ducks ‘n’ dodges Dean, and still arm-drags Dean away! Dean runs up, Cassidy drops down to MONKEY FLIP! Then Cassidy kips up! The fans fire up, but Bravo storms in and whips him to a corner. Cassidy goes up, out, and ducks Bravo to bump him off buckles! Dean tries, but Cassidy bumps him off buckles! Bravo tries again, he just gets buckles! Dean tries again, he just gets buckles! The fans fire up as Cassidy climbs, but Lee trips him up! The fans boo while Cassidy falls to the mat, but the ref has to keep Kyle & Briscoe from going after Lee! The Infantry flanks Cassidy, but Cassidy bobs n’ weaves to dodge the shots!

Cassidy tries again, but the CARLIE CROSSOVER hits, then a feed to the SLINGSHOT SPEAR! Lee drags Cassidy to the apron, the ref is still distracted, Shane Taylor hits a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! The fans boo but STP has taken control while Collision goes to picture in picture!

Lee drags Cassidy up, puts him in the ring, and Dean covers, TWO! Dean drags Cassidy up, whips him to ropes, then BODY BLOWS! Cassidy falls in a heap but Dean soaks up heat. Dean stomps Cassidy, drags him up, then bumps him off buckles. Dean tags Bravo to send him in for the SPLASH! Dean adds a SPLASH, then scoops while Bravo goes up, KNEE DROP SIDEWALK SLAM COMBO! Cover, Briscoe breaks it! Bravo is upset, but he CLUBS Cassidy. Cassidy fights the suplex, Bravo CLUBS him again and again, then suplexes through! Cover, TWO! Cassidy toughs it out but Bravo drags Cassidy over to the corner.

Dean tags in, The Infantry stomps away on Cassidy, but the ref counts. Dean stops to kneel on Cassidy, then steps off again. Cassidy throws “shots” on the leg, but Dean stomps Cassidy down! Dean then BLASTS Briscoe & Kyle! The ref reprimands but that just lets Bravo CHOKE Cassidy! The ref reprimands Bravo now as Collision returns to single picture. Dean asks, “Is this camera on me? B! B! C!” BRONCO BUSTER CAPTAIN! Dean bounces, Bravo says if you see Cap in that corner, yo’ ass is a goner! Dean drags Cassidy up, tags Bravo, and Dean sends Bravo in for the SPLASH! Then feed to Dean, but Cassidy tilt-o-whirl DDTS!

The fans fire up but Bravo hurries to anchor a foot! Cassidy reaches out, reaches out, but Bravo drags him back! Cassidy BOOTS Bravo away, Lee tags in, and Lee BOOTS Briscoe down! The fans boo but Cassidy swings! Lee blocks the lariat to wrench Cassidy into the COBRA TWIST! The fans boo, the ref keeps Kyle back, and STP links up on the twist! Four men strong and they make Cassidy suffer! The ref sees that, Dean lets go to defend his innocence, but that causes him to fall onto Bravo! Cassidy powers up to HIP TOSS free! Hot tag to Kyle! Kyle BOOTS Lee, KICKS him, then fires off a strike fest! LEG SWEEP!

Lee flounders to a corner but Kyle runs up to forearm SMASH! Kyle wrenches and ELBOW BREAKERS, then cravats for some knees! Snapmare and a PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! ARMBAR! The Infantry attacks Kyle! The fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Bravo drags Lee to safety. Bravo tags in, then he tags Dean. Bravo jukes around Kyle, lifts him up, BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, TWO! Kyle survives but Bravo runs up! Kyle ELBOWS Bravo away, BOOTS Dean, then goes up! FLYING KNEE for Dean, LARIAT for Bravo! The fans fire up again because Chicken is rising! Kyle crawls, hot tags to Briscoe and Lee!

Briscoe fires off JAB after JAB on Lee, then whips, but Lee grabs ropes. Lee BOOTS back, runs up, but Briscoe dodges! FLYING FOREARM! The Infantry is back, but Briscoe dodges Bravo to ROCK Dean! Briscoe CHOPS Bravo, then repeat! Dean slips around, but Briscoe BOOTS Bravo away! Then Briscoe breaks free to PELE! Dean falls out of the ring, Briscoe reels Bravo in! Briscoe underhooks but Bravo fights free! Bravo whips but Briscoe WRECKS Dean with a dropkick! Then he RAMS Bravo and DUMPS him out! Cassidy DIVES to hit Lee! Briscoe gets a chair! The fans fire up as the chair is set up, and Briscoe runs, only for Shane to stand in the way!

ORANGE PUNCH for Shane! Kyle FLYING KNEES Shane down for good measure! Briscoe uses the chair to FLY! Down goes STP!! The fans are thunderous as Kyle gets Dean in, and Briscoe is up top! FROGGY-BOW! But that’s not all! Dean staggers into the kick, the underhooks, and JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!

Winners: The Conglomeration, by pinfall (denies Shane Taylor Promotions a title opportunity)

When it rains, it pours for STP! Will they just have to regroup and refocus taking over ROH? Will The Conglomeration continue to #ManUp here in AEW?

 

Will Ospreay speaks.

It was also after Dynamite that The Aerial Assassin told Samoa Joe, “My apologies for not getting back to any of your messages, been a little bit busy training and getting myself ready for The Owen. Surprised to see you there in the opening round, mate. It’s gonna be a tough one. But if you can just bear with me for a hot second while I explain to you… Six months of my life got taken away from me, mate. Six months, I’ve been sitting in front of a TV screen, watching AEW, looking at it, trying to get my strength back in my arms, rushing to get back. That’s six months of frustration, six months of anger. And then I finally had my kill shot on Dynasty, and I lost.

“And ever since then, man, I’ve been struggling with my matches. Doc even stopped one for my own safety. I’m annoyed that I didn’t get revenge on Jon. But I’m more upset at the idea that I can’t be the guy that AEW put their trust in once upon a time. Regardless of how I feel about Jon, regardless of how I feel about The Death Riders, there’s nothing that I can say that’ll make people ever understand. But Jon Moxley is the Ace, he’s a soldier for this place. And while his methods might be sick, there are people who stand up to see him get elevated. So what could it happen with him in my corner?

“Joe, I’ve got nothing but respect for ya. Everything that you’ve done in this industry. Mate, you were in the match that made me want to become a pro-wrestler. But no one, no one, is stopping me from winning The Owen. And I find it very poetic that the man takt took away my old life has given me a second chance of capturing the world championship.” The Billy Goat is ready to become something more, but will Samoa Joe make sure Ospreay goes Double or Nothing and loses?

 

Backstage interview with The Conglomeration.

Lexy Nair congratulates them on their win tonight, and brings up that Moxley has accepted Kyle’s challenge. Kyle says yes, Moxley is right, Kyle has his number. But facing Moxley has been the biggest test of Kyle’s career, so what’s one more test? This Wednesday, it’s a title eliminator, and after Kyle makes Moxley submit again, he is putting all his chips in and goes Double or Nothing! Briscoe says damn right, Kyle. And speaking of Dynamite, Tommaso Ciampa, Briscoe put it plain and clear, but he hasn’t heard a word from Ciampa! If Ciampa’s scared, he should just say it! Cassidy says Willow needs to say something.

Willow says sure, okay. Great job, guys, really. But for her, Double or Nothing, it will be TRIPLE or nothing, because she has THIS bad boy, the TBS Championship! But she’s also coming for The Owen, and the World Championship! As for tonight, Red Velvet may have beaten Willow to qualify for The Owen, but that won’t happen tonight. Welcome back to AEW, time to meet the Comeback Killer. Lexy says by the way, that match is next. Willow fires up, hurries off to make her entrance, but will she be ready to cook with The Chef?

AEW TBS Championship: Willow Nightingale VS Red Velvet!

Before making her entrance, the ROH Women’s World TV Champion tells Willow, “The Comeback Killer,” that she’s still salty that Willow is in The Owen and Velvet is not. Tonight, she takes out all her frustrations every time she stirs it up and punches Willow in the face. Yeah, Velvet beat Willow before. And in fact, she’ll beat Willow for that TBS title right now!

The introductions are made, the teal belt is raised, and we see if The Babe with The Power is still the Face of TBS!

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, Willow powers Velvet to a corner, and the ref counts. Willow backs off, and she flexes as she fires the fans up. The two reset, tie up, and Willow SHOVES Velvet away. Velvet is frustrated as she comes back and resets with Willow again. Velvet then slips around Willow, waistlocks, but Willow wrenches out. Velvet wrenches back, top wristlocks, but Willow stays up. Velvet kicks and TRIPS Willow, then steps over to LEG DROP on the arm scissor! The fans rally as Willow rolls and stacks Velvet, TWO! Willow gut wrenches, but Velvet slips through! Willow ducks, but the superkick still scuffs her!

Willow says okay, okay, and she resets with Velvet. The fans rally behind Willow as she offers a handshake. Velvet accepts, but then arm- NO! Willow stops the arm-drag, and the next one, then whips Velvet to RUN her over! Willow fires up, the fans cheer, and things keep moving. Velvet runs up to CALF KICK! Willow flounders to a corner and Velvet storms up on her. Velvet fires body shots, then stomps Willow down. The ref counts but Velvet does the splits as she digs her boot in! The fans are torn but Willow pushes the foot away. Velvet runs back up, but Willow dodges to LARIAT again and again! The fans count all the way to TEN!

Willow short arm- NO, Velvet ducks the shot, but Willow ELBOWS her! Willow fireman’s carries, Velvet sunset flips, but Velvet avoids the hip drop! Ghost pin, TWO! Willow FISHERMAN SUPLEXES! A deep bridge, TWO! Not quite perfect but Willow shrugs that off. Willow runs, but Velvet avoids the senton! Velvet hurries to STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Velvet snarls while Willow bails out. Velvet pursues, runs up, and ROCKS Willow! Velvet DOUBLE CHOPS Willow, then CLUBS away on Willow! Velvet reels Willow in, talks trash on the fans, but Willow suplexes instead! Willow stalls then SLAMS Velvet on the floor!

The fans cheer as Willow flexes and high-fives, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Willow drags Velvet up, puts her in the ring, then CLUBS her on the back. Willow stands Velvet up but Velvet fires hands. Willow CLUBS Velvet again, then scoops to SLAM! Willow pushes Velvet down to SENTON! Cover, TWO! Velvet toughs it out but Willow stirs it up. Willow stands Velvet up to CHOP, Velvet CHOPS back, but Willow ROCKS her! Fireman’s carry, AIRPLANE SPIN! Willow goes around and around, then back the other way! Willow then SAMOAN DROPS! Willow says that’s how you stir it up! Cover, TWO! Velvet survives but Willow reels her into a KOJI KLUTCH! Velvet endures, even as Willow puts on the pressure, and Collision goes to break!

Collision returns as Willow has Velvet in a corner. Willow runs corner to corner, but Velvet slips to the outside! Willow ROCKS Velvet first, then goes outside to fireman’s carry! But Velvet fights free! Velvet ROCKS Willow, Willow ROCKS Velvet, and Velvet sits down! Willow fires the fans up, then lines up her shot. Velvet stands up, Willow runs, but Velvet dodges! Cannonball crashes ‘n’ burns!! Willow writhes and clutches her back, but she’s somehow still in this! A ring count starts, Velvet rolls in before 3, but Willow rises up at 5. Willow hobbles her way over, rolls into the ring, but Velvet SUPERKICKS her down! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Velvet brings Willow up. Willow shoves Velvet, Velvet counter punches! And counter punches! Velvet fires a flurry, but Willow slips around to waistlock. Willow ducks the elbow but Velvet DDTS! Willow goes to ropes, Velvet runs up, DOUBLE KNEES! The fans fire up while Velvet yanks the ropes. Velvet wheelbarrows to BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Willow survives and Velvet is frustrated. Velvet brings Willow up to ROCK her, then she runs the ropes, but into a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Willow frowns as she scoops Velvet, RAMS her into a buckle, then OKLAHOMA- NO, Velvet DDTS free again!

The fans fire up as Velvet dragon sleepers, STRAIGHT OUT THE- NO! Willow stops Velvet to POWERSLAM through! The fans fire up as Willow gut wrenches, BABE WITH THE POWER- RANA! Velvet puts Willow back on ropes, and DOUBLE KNEES again! Velvet snaps Willow back, but Willow is up! Wheelbarrow and- FULL NELSON SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Velvet survives but Willow keeps on her. Willow ROCKS Velvet, Velvet ROCKS Willow, repeat! Willow rebounds to LARIAT! Both women are down again and the fans fire back up! Velvet rolls away to a corner, but Willow rises up! Willow runs in, Velvet dodges, but Willow BOOTS her!

Willow goes up but Velvet CHOPS! Velvet climbs up after Willow, SUPER VICTORY THROW! The fans fire up as Velvet then STIRS IT UP!! Cover, TWO?!? Willow survives and Velvet is shrieking in anger! The fans rally and duel as Velvet demands Willow to get up! But then Willow ducks the heel kick, and the buzzsaw! Shove, dodge, and POUNCE!! PERIOD! The fans fire up with Willow and she drags Velvet back up. Willow gut wrenches, BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Willow wins!

Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

Red Velvet brought the fire, but she couldn’t cook Willow! Willow is now rolling towards Double or Nothing and her match with Alex Windsor, but will she then head for her second Owen Hart Cup win?

 

Backstage interview with Sammy Guevara.

Lexy Nair is with The Spanish God and brings up how he called out Darby Allin just last night at Supercard of Honor for the AEW World Championship. But just like last night, Sammy hushes “Chica” Lexy, and says, “Everybody’s Favorite Pillar is about to talk, so zip it and listen. Darby, I don’t need to call my shot against you because I looked through the history books, and history’s on my side. I’ve beaten you not once, not twice, not three times, I’ve beaten you four times. When I look at the history books, I’m a three-time TNT Champion while you, you’ve only held that belt twice.

“So I’m gonna beat you tonight like I’ve beaten you before. I’m gonna stamp my ticket to Double or Nothing, and MJF, I know you’re watching, you sociopath. I’m gonna beat you next week and I’m gonna shave you BALD! But don’t worry, I’ll give you a nice little fade. Because I am the best! I am the best wrestler, I am the best talker, I am the best this planet has! I’m the Spanish God, dammit! I’m number one, I’ve been here since day one, and there’s only one way this is gonna go: With me as the NEW AEW World Champion! Darby, your time is up, and my time is now. Because I am Numero Uno. That means ‘number one.'”

Sammy heads out, but is his big head only going to get in the way tonight?

 

Backstage interview with Darby Allin.

Collision returns and Lexy is now with said AEW World Champion. She brings up the five title defenses in 21 days, an AEW record! But tonight is number six against someone Darby’s known for a long time in Sammy Guevara. Darby says when he showed up today, he asked if anyone had seen MJF yet. Then he thought, “What a stupid question. Of course he’s not gonna be at Collision.” MJF is not a company man, he only cares about himself. And those same people asked back, why is Darby back? Why is Darby defending his title again? Double or Nothing is next Sunday, why is Darby risking losing this? Because Darby loves this!

And if there’s anyone in this company as crazy as Darby, it is Sammy Guevara. Darby loves it! Darby realizes this could all end tonight, and Speedball wants his match on Wednesday? Well, if Darby walks out here tonight, then on Dynamite, it’s Showtime! Darby thanks Lexy then heads back out. Will the Relentless Reign be an unstoppable one? Or is this one Collision Darby will not walk away from?

 

Something’s going on backstage!

Tommaso Ciampa is CHOKING Mark Briscoe out! The Psycho Killer SMACKS Briscoe off road cases, and says how dare Briscoe call him out! Their brawl now moves onto the stage! The fans boo as Ciampa fires hands on Briscoe as they go down the ramp! Ciampa whips, Briscoe reverses, and Ciampa hits barriers hard! Briscoe stomps away on Ciampa, the fans fire up, and Briscoe whips Ciampa into more barriers! Briscoe throws a chair into the ring, then he drags Ciampa up and in. Ciampa bails out, but Briscoe DIVES! Down goes Ciampa, and Briscoe just throws another chair into the ring! Briscoe CLUBS away on Ciampa, then brings him up.

Ciampa BODY SHOTS, but Briscoe sends Ciampa into the steel steps! Briscoe puts Ciampa in the ring, stomps him, then positions the chairs. Briscoe reels Ciampa in, underhooks, but Ciampa fights the lift! Ciampa then LOW BLOWS Briscoe! The fans boo but Ciampa just scowls. Ciampa then grabs a chair, and he SMACKS Briscoe on the back! Briscoe writhes, the fans boo, but Ciampa just stalks Briscoe to a corner. Ciampa DIGS a chair into Briscoe’s bad shoulder! The fans boo but Ciampa soaks up heat. Ciampa then brings Briscoe up, bumps him off buckles, and hoists him up top. Ciampa CHOPS, Briscoe sputters, but Ciampa gets the chairs!

Ciampa wants to recreate what put Briscoe on the shelf the past month! Ciampa JAMS Briscoe up with a chair first before putting it side-by-side with the other. Ciampa then climbs up, soaks up heat, and vows to end Briscoe once and for all! But then Kyle & Cassidy rush out here! Ciampa runs away from The Conglomeration, but he warns them all that he’ll get them for this! Briscoe grabs a mic to shout at Ciampa, “You ain’t nothin’ but a punk, son! You wanna do it like that? Sounds like to me Wednesday night, the only right thing to do is to make this ANYTHING GOES! NO DISQUALIFICATIONS!” The fans like the sound of that!

The Psycho Killer may have just stepped into it! Will there be nothing stopping Briscoe from doing anything he wants to Ciampa?

 

Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens VS Jay Lethal & Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian!

What a rich history of honor here, as two icons of ROH meet again here on Collision. The Samoan Submission Specialist helped build The Franchise Player’s foundation, and now both men mentor new proteges. But will The Lethal Twist see The Opps are #NeverLacking? Or will Lethal & Johnson make up for how Supercard of Honor went sour?

The teams sort out and Bowens steps up to Lethal. But Lethal says time out, time out, he wants Joe. The fans cheer for Joe, too, and Joe reaches out! Bowens obliges and he tags in Joe. The fans fire up as Joe and Lethal circle, tie up, then Lethal slips around to CHOP! Lethal likes how that went, and he Fargo Struts with Big Shotty. Joe just shrugs it off while the fans chant, “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Lethal taunts Joe as the two reset, then Lethal slips around, only for Joe to JAB! JAB! JAB! Joe fires fast hands, a KICK, and Lethal flounders away! The fans cheer while Joe digs his boot into Lethal’s face, then scrapes him!

Joe storms up on Lee, Lee backs off, but Lethal bails out. The fans boo but Joe just tags Bowens in. Bowens dares Lethal to come back, but Lethal tags Lee. The fans cheer Bowens as he circles with Lee. They tie up, Bowens headlocks, but Lee powers up and out. Bowens RUNS Lee over, then runs the ropes, but Lee drops down, blows past, and slides under to then headlock takeover. Bowens headscissors, Lee kips free, but roles reverse as Bowens hits a headlock takeover. Lee headscissors, Bowens kips free, but Lee kicks low! Lee mocks the scissor fingers, then whips corner to corner. Bowens goes up, over, but Lee goes up and over in return!

Lee flips Bowens off, but Bowens THROWS Lee to the corner! Bowens CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS, then stomps, stomps, stomps! The ref counts, Bowens backs off, and the fans cheer the Pride of Pro-Wrestling as he jukes the ref to stomp Lee again! The ref counts, Bowens stops, and Lee bails out. Bowens goes outside after Lee, but Lethal runs up! Bowens mule kicks Lethal first, then RAMS him into the apron! And again! And again! The ref reprimands, Joe has his guy back off, but he is definitely impressed. Bowens hurries back into the ring to storm up on Lee, but Lee throat chops! Lee goes for a corner but Bowens blocks the bump to give a bump!

Tag to Joe, and Bowens clinches Lee into the RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Joe then runs up to SENTON! Cover, TWO! Lee toughs it out but Joe looms over him. Joe drags Lee up, puts him in a corner, then whips corner to corner. Lethal hurries to soften the impact, Lee runs up on Joe, but Joe dodges Lee so he can CHOP Lethal on the back! Blake gets up, but backflips away before Joe can grab him! Lee HOTSHOT BULLDOGS Joe, and Lethal MISSILE DROPKICKS! The Lethal Twist makes the numbers game work in their favor, but fans boo while Collision goes picture in picture.

Lee RAMS Joe into the corner, RAMS him again, and Lethal tags in. Lethal RAMS Joe again and again, then he tags Lee. The Lethal Twist mugs Joe, Lee stomps away, but the ref counts. Lee backs off, but that lets Lethal and Blake mug Joe! Bowens protests but The Lethal Twist gets away with it all. Lee then tags Lethal back in, and Lethal grabs a leg to trip Joe. Lethal then turns Joe over for the HALF CRAB! Joe endures, reaches out, and fights his way to the ROPEBREAK! Lethal lets go as the ref counts, but he sucker punches Bowens! Bowens tumbles, Joe hobbles, and Lethal goes after Joe. Joe CHOPS Lethal in return! And CHOPS again!

Lethal puts Joe on the ropes as he CLAWS Joe’s eyes! Lethal talks trash on Joe, then he tags Lee. They CHOKE Joe on the ropes, but the ref counts. The Lethal Twist stops, and Lee bumps Joe off buckles. Lee fires hands, then stomps, but Joe hits back! JAB for Lee, CHPO for Lethal, repeat, but Lee kicks low! Lee RAMS Joe, tags Lethal, and Lethal taunts Bowens before he SPLASHES Joe! Lethal then DROPKICKS Joe down! Lethal mockingly applauds himself, then he CHOKES Joe! The ref counts, Lethal stops, then he clamps on a chinlock. Joe endures while Collision returns to single picture. The fans rally harder as Joe fights to his feet!

Joe fires body shots, but Lethal CLUBS Joe again and again! Tag to Lee, then Lethal sets Joe up, but Joe BOOTS Lee! Joe whips Lethal away, kicks at Lee, but Lee blocks! Lee hands the foot off to Lethal to then ENZIGIRI Joe! Lethal adds a DRAGON SCREW! Lee covers, TWO! The fans cheer as Joe toughs it out, but Lee rains down fists! Joe pushes Lee away, but Lee brings Joe back up. Tag to Lethal, Lethal climbs, and Lethal AX HANDLES Joe on the back! Joe goes to an open corner but Lethal JABS, JABS, and JABS! Joe JABS in return! Lethal KNEES low! Lethal runs, but into the SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up while both men are down!

The fans rally up, and Joe hurries to hot tag Bowens! Lethal hot tags Lee, but Bowens rallies with LARIATS and CHOPS! Then a wrench, clinch, and REVERSE NECKBREAKER on Lee! Then a kick, KICK, and FAMOUSER for Lethal! The fans fire up as Bowens then catches Lee to a torture rack! SWINGING SLAM! Cover, Lethal breaks it! Lethal CHOPS Bowens, then runs, and Lethal dodges Bowens so he can DIVE onto Joe! Lethal hurries back up, but Bowens DECKS him! Lee kicks, Bowens blocks, to Rock, Paper, Scissors, SUPERKICK! Bowens fires up, the fans are with him, and he clinches for the- victory roll from Lee! TWO!!

Lee SUPERKICKS Bowens, then brings him up in a fireman’s carry! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Lethal MACHO ELBOWS! Lee covers, TWO!! Bowens survives and the fans fire up again! Lethal tags in, he grabs Bowens’ legs, and he steps through. But Bowens BOOTS Lethal away! Lee tags back in, runs up on Bowens, HELLUVA KICK! The Twist then whips Bowens, but Joe saves Bowens from the splash! Bowens LARIATS Lethal! Lee LARIATS Bowens! Joe LARIATS Lee! Lethal LARITS Joe, but Joe doesn’t budge! Joe roars, but Lethal pokes him in the eyes! LETHAL IN- COQUINA CLUTCH! But Lethal JAWBREAKERS free!

Lethal trips Joe, steps through, but Joe trips Lethal up into the COQUINA CLUTCH!! Bowens intercepts Lee, THE ARRIVAL! Roll through, and DOUBLE WRISTLOCK! Bowens tortures Lee’s arm, LEE TAPS! Opps win!

Winners: Samoa Joe & Anthony Bowens, by submission

The 5 Tool Player shows the power of Joe’s teachings, but he also gets the mic to say, “For the last year, I have been confused. But I have found solace and clarity in the fact that i Have found a group of men, The Opps, that understand everything I do for this business, everything I do for AEW, and everything I do for you!” The fans cheer, and Bowens continues by saying everywhere he goes, he represents the fans, because he is the Pride of Pro-Wrestling! He is your hero! And to be honest, for everything that he does, he deserves a standing ovation! Joe certainly applauds, and the fans here in Salisbury join in!

Bowens says if you’re asking what this change of attitude is about… This man, Samoa Joe, has been teaching Bowens all he needs to know: choices have consequences; and if you don’t like the way the table is set, you flip that table over and you choose violence! The fans cheer, and now Joe speaks on the mic. “Oh, Ospreaaaay~…! Do you understand what I do for my friends? But unfortunately, decisions have consequences, and you chose a different road, Will. So allow me to say this: I am truly beyond honored that you consider facing me a dream match.” The fans cheer that, but Joe says it’s just unfortunate that when he gets Ospreay in the ring, “it’ll be nothing but a nightmare.”

Joe & Bowens have made it clear that no matter who, no matter where, and no matter what, The Opps will not show mercy. Will nothing stop The Opps from taking it all here in AEW?

 

Backstage interview with #Brodido.

Lexy Nair is with Brody King & Bandido, and wants to talk the Owen Hart Tournament. Brody is set to face Claudio while Bandido is up against Swerve Strickland. Now, if they both win their matches, that pits them against teach other in the semifinals. But what they also needs to talk about is last night, Supercard of Honor, Bandido retained the title, only for Swerve to attack. Brody tells Swerve that he warned him about what would happen if Swerve messed with the people Brody cared about! Next time Brody sees Swerve, he’ll- Bandido stops Brody there, and says no, no, hermano. Bandido loves you, but this is Bandido’s battle, and Brody needs to respect that.

So Bandido tells Swerve that this is a battle Swerve will not win! Swerve may be the Most Dangerous, but Bandido is the Most Wanted! And after Double or Nothing when Bandido beats Swerve, Swerve won’t be a danger to anyone anymore! Both sides of Brodido have spoken, but will either of them knock down Swerve’s House? Or will Swerve’s thirst for power be satiated with the Owen Hart Cup?

 

AEW Women’s World Tag Team Championship Eliminator 5 Minute Challenge: The Divine Dominion VS Allie Katch & Kaia McKenna!

Megan Bayne & Lena Kross established just how dominant they are in the first 5 Minute Challenge last week, yet it seems two more poor souls want to test their might. Will Allie & Kaia at least last longer than the previous team? Or will The Megasus & Aussie Amazon score the fatality?

The teams sort out, Megan starts against Allie, and the bell rings. We’re on the clock as Megan and Allie circle, then tie up. Megan powers Allie to the ropes, then CHOPS! Megan whips, Allie blocks the lariat to wrench and PELE! But then Megan just rebounds to SHOTGUN BOOT Allie down! Allie flounders, Megan puts her in the corner, and CLUBS away from all sides! Tag to Lena, she whips Allie back into the corner, then ROCKS her! And ELBOWS her! And fires more elbows! The fans cheer, Lena BLASTS Kaia, then scoops Allie for a SPIN-OUT SIDEWALK SLAM! Lena grins, she drags Allie up, and she tags Megan.

Kaia runs up but Megan scoops her! The Divine Dominion SANDWICH the two, then FALL AWAY SLAM them both! And they SPLASH in the corners! And then another SPLASH! They send their opponents into each other, then DOUBLE LEAPING LARIAT! The fans fire up as Lena & Megan focus on Allie, DIVINE INTERVENTION! Cover, Divine Dominion wins!

Winners: The Divine Dominion, by pinfall (denies Allie Katch & Kaia McKenna a title match)

It was only one minute and 50 seconds this time, they’re only getting stronger! Will no duo ever remove Megan & Lena from the mountaintop?

 

AEW hears from the four fighting for the AEW Women’s World Championship.

Kris Statlander says, “At Double or Nothing, I face three women, one who I hate, one who I respect, and one who I’m still not sure about.” The hated one, Thekla, says there’s only one way this ends when she’s up against dumb b*tch after dumb b*tch after dumb b*tch. The respected one, Jamie Hayter, says she had the title stripped away from her and it’s eluded her ever since. And the uncertainty, Hikaru Shida, says even though it is every one for themselves, she knows she and Kris will be on the same page, just like always! Kris says y’know who really has her back? Kris herself! That’s all she needs! Jamie warns Thekla that she’s gonna find out, unfinished business is her favorite kind!

Thekla says Double or Nothing, the Toxic Spider destroys New York! A Fatal 4 Way of epic proportions await, will there be nothing left after the dust clears?

 

Backstage interview with Athena and Mina Shirakawa.

Lexy Nair is with the ROH Women’s World Champion and the Fighting Gravure Idol, and thanks them for accepting the No Physicality Agreement. They are on a collision course in the opening round of the Owen Hart Tournament, this has gotta be a tough one. Athena says maybe, maybe not, but the facts are this: Athena has been the ROH Women’s World Champion for over 1252 DAYS, and has left of dozens of bodies in her wake. Pretty sure Mina’s one of them. Mina says last year at All In, Athena broke Mina’s hand. Athena says so what! Last year at Death Before Dishonor, she kicked Mina’s ass all over the arena! Why does Mina think this match will be any different?

Mina laughs and says last night at Supercard, when she locked in the Figure Four on her opponent, she dreamt it was Athena. Athena says Mina is dreaming of her! So flattered! But she hopes Mina has the best dream tonight: Mina’s dead body in a ditch, next to her precious Toni Storm! Mina tells Athena that Mina has dreamt of winning The Owen and the AEW Women’s World title, while ending Athena! She can’t dream anymore, because now she will live it! Athena says sure, sure. They argue, but Lexy keeps them from getting physical! Will the Fallen Goddess be unstoppable even in AEW? Or will The Owen will be about #MinaNow?

 

Backstage interview with Lio Rush.

Nigel McGuinness tracked down The Problem Child, and walks over. Lio says hey, Nigel! Good to see you! He saw Nigel put in that work last night, he did great. He did really good. Nigel appreciates that, that’s what he wants to talk about. Specifically, what happened between Lio and his former tag team partner, Action Andretti. Action cost Lio the ROH World TV Championship, what is Lio’s response? Lio says it’s all fine! It’s fine! These things happen, Nigel. Losses happen, friends get upset. It’s fine. It’s fine. Lio keeps saying that, and Nigel says that is the official response. Lio again says it’s good to see Nigel.

But then Lio takes off his sunglasses to show off those creepy eyes. He smiles, and that black goo drools out… Lio continues to say it’s fine, but is it anything but fine? Or should Action learn to sleep with one eye open?

 

Six Man Tag: Mark Davis & The Dogs VS The Rascalz!

Before they team up for Stadium Stampede, the AEW National Champion teams with David Finlay & Clark Connors to test their chemistry. Will Dunkzilla, The Rebel & 100 Proof sink their teeth into Dezmond Xavier, Zachary Wentz & Myron Reed? Or will The Rascalz light ’em up and smoke ’em in Salisbury?

The trios sort out and Davis starts against Dez. They circle, but then The Dogs rush in! The ref stops them, Davis runs up on Dez, but Dez dodges! Dez dodges again, SHOTGUNS The Dogs, then SUPERKICKS Davis! Dez jumps on for a SLEEPER, Zach tags in, and Myron helps out as The Rascalz mug Davis! They beat Davis down in the corner and the fans fire up! The ref counts, The Rascalz back off, then Zach tags Dez back in. They double whip but The dogs bail Davis out. The fans boo but The Rascalz run up to TRIPLE BOOT Davis & The Dogs down! Then they build speed, only for The Dogs to CLOBBER Zach & Myron!

Dez DIVES, but Davis catches him! And CHOPS him down! The Dogs beat up on Zach & Myron on the outside, Davis CHOKES Dez with a chair, but the ref reprimands. Davis puts Dez in the ring, Finlay CHOKES Myron while Connors whips, but Zach reverses! Connors hits railing hard and writhes on the floor. Myron whips Finlay into railing, and Dez dodges Davis as Davis runs up in the corner! Dez ENZIGIRIS again and again and again! Then Zach joins in, ENZIGIRI GAMANGIRI SANDWICH! Tag to Zach, they speed blitz Davis, then Myron joins in with a DOUBLE STOMP! The Rascalz combine, but The Dogs catch Dez!

The Dogs use Dez to CLOBBER Zach, and THROW him at Myron! The Dogs whip Zach, DOUBLE ELBOW, then SENTON! SLIDING SHOULDER! Davis SENTONS on top! The fans boo but Davis & The Dogs soak it up while Collision goes picture in picture.

Davis drags Zach up just to CLUB him down. Then he drags Zach up to whip hard into the corner. Davis tags Connors, Connors ROCKS Zach, then ROCKS him again. But Zach hits back! Zach backs Connors down, but Connors UPPERCUTS him down! Connors taunts the fans and The Rascalz, then drags Zach back up. Connors RAMS Zach into the corner, tags Finlay, and Finlay stomps away on Zach. The ref counts, Finlay stops, but then Davis CHOKES Zach behinds the ref’s back! Davis gets away with it, then flexes to soak up heat. Finlay puts Zach on the ropes, backs off as the ref reprimands, but that lets Connors CLOBBER Zach!

Finlay then hoists Zach up, BROKEN ARROW! Zach gets distance from that throw, and Finlay flexes. Cover, TWO! Finlay drags Zach into shoulder claws, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns as Zach fires body shots on Finlay, but Finlay throat chops! Zach sputters, Finlay tags Connors, and they double whip Zach, but Zach BLASTS Davis! Finlay runs up, blocks a boot, but Zach reels him in, pushes him down, then hops over! Zach then slips under Connors, but Connors gets a leg! Zach BOOTS Connors into Finlay! Zach crawls, but Connors BLASTS The Rascalz! The fans boo but Connors CLOBBERS Zach, too! Connors soaks up heat then drags Zach up. Connors whips, Zach handsprings, JUMP KNEE! The fans fire up, both men crawl, and we get hot tags on Finlay and Myron! Myron ducks Finlay to then dodge and GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!

Myron goes up, up, and he leaps, but Finlay gets under. Finlay blocks a kick, spins Myron, but Myron DRAGON WHIPS! Connors runs up, Myron dodges, and Dez UPPERCUTS! SUPERKICKS! And CUTTERS! Myron runs up on Finlay, whips, but Finlay reverses. Finlay ducks a boot but the SUPERKICK hits! Dez joins in, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! The Rascalz hoist Finlay up, SLINGSHOT NECKBREAKER BOMB COMBO! Cover, TWO!! Finlay survives but Myron tags Zach. Zach & Myron get Finlay up for a torture rack while Dez climbs, but Davis SHOVES Dez down! Connors saves Finlay, then Finlay hits an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER on Myron!

Connors SNAP POWERSLAMS Zach! The fans boo but Finlay tags Davis. Davis goes up top, Finlay and Connors get Zach and Myron up in Electric Chair Lifts, but Myron & Zach each POISON-RANA free! Dez goes up to get Davis! SUPERPLEX! The fans fire up while everyone is down around ringside! The Rascalz rise and regroup, then they build speed! TRIPLE TOPES!! The fans are all fired up as The Rascalz get Davis in! “This is Awesome!” as The Rascalz then combine for the SWING OUT TRIPLE DROPKICK!! The fans fire up while Davis is in the drop zone! Zach goes up, Dez tags in, and Zach SWANTON BOMBS!

Dez climbs up top, Myron tags in, Dez FROG SPLASHES! Myron goes up, he adds the 450 SPLASH! Cover, THE DOGS BREAK IT! The fans can’t believe it but The Rascalz go after The Dogs! They TOSS The Dogs out, but then the brawling continues! Finlay fireman’s carries Dez for a SNAKE EYES off the railing! Connors JEEP FLIPS Zach! The Dogs then go after Myron, but he goes Matrix to dodge! DOUBLE CUTTERS on the kip up! Myron runs, FLYING- NO! Davis stops the cutter to LARIAT Myron back in! Then Davis runs, hits the REBOUNDER!! Davis tags Finlay, and Davis PENDULUM DRIVERS! Feed to Finlay for the suplex!

Connors is up top, FULL CLIP!! Cover, Davis & Dogs win!

Winners: Mark Davis, Clark Connors & Davis Finlay, by pinfall

The Savage King warns Chris Jericho and his team that if they want carnage, they’re gonna get carnage! Will anyone survive the star-studded 7 VS 7 Stadium Stampede?

 

Backstage interview with Anna Jay.

Lexy Nair is with the Queenslayer and commends her on that great return match against Willow Nightingale a couple weeks ago. Unfortunately, it wasn’t enough to stop the Comeback Killer. Anna gives all the respect to Willow, her moves hurt. Maybe Anna dove into the deep end, but she didn’t drown. So while Willow is still TBS Champion, maybe Willow isn’t quite the Comeback Killer. Anna came back, is still here, and there is still a lot left for them to do. And by that, she means her and Tay Melo! The besties reunite, and Tay says if Anna is back, and she is back, then there’s one thing they gotta do.

Anna tells if they wanna find out what that is, #JustTryUs! TayJay is back again, but are they going to fight their way right to the Divine Dominion’s tag titles?

 

AEW World Championship No Count Outs: Darby Allin VS Sammy Guevara!

The Relentless One may have gotten MJF to accept the Double or Nothing challenge, but he is always up for a fight! The Spanish God still has the ROH World Tag Team Championship around his waist, but he wants even more gold to show off to his wife and daughter! Who gets what they want tonight to then head for Queens, New York?

As he makes his entrance, Sammy brings a table out from under the ring and sets it up ringside, planning ahead for the wild fight he and Darby are about to have! The introductions are made, and Darby kneels down with the belt, only for Sammy to STOMP him into it!! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Sammy holds up the belt as if he’s already won it! Sammy puts the belt aside, the bell rings, and Sammy KNEES Darby right outta the ring! Sammy THROWS Darby into railing, THROWS him in again, then goes back to his table! Sammy puts the table by the stage, then he drags Darby up. Sammy THROWS Darby into more railing! And more railing!

Sammy grabs a ladder and he brings it over to his table! The ref reprimands, there are no count outs but there are still disqualifications! Sammy doesn’t seem to care, he still stands his ladder up near that table. Sammy then lines up a shot, and he JUMP KNEES Darby back down! “I’m gonna be the world champion! Me! Not him!” Sammy drags Darby up, puts him on the table, and he rains down fists! Sammy climbs the ladder, goes to the very top, and reminds us that he’s loco! SUPER SWANTON BOMB through the table!! The fans go nuts as Darby and Sammy are both down in the wreckage!

The ref checks both men, and Sammy sits up first. Sammy drags Darby up with a headlock, brings him to the ring, and Sammy covers, TWO!! Darby survives and Sammy is furious! Sammy drags Darby up, torture racks, and GO TO- NO, Darby blocks and turns Sammy over! SCORPION DEATH LOCK!!! Sammy endures, reaches out, but Darby is looking dizzy! Darby falls over?! Sammy grins as Darby sputters, but the ref has Sammy hold on, he needs to check! Darby is conscious but dazed, and Sammy hurries to the apron. Springboard FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and Sammy is beside himself!

Sammy pushes Darby to a cover, TWO! Darby refuses to give up, despite how it looks. Sammy puts Darby up top, but Darby fires body shots! Darby HEADBUTTS Sammy down, then adjusts, but Sammy trips Darby up! Darby hits buckle, then apron, then floor! Sammy soaks up the heat while the ref checks Darby again. Darby flounders and crawls but refuses to stop, so Sammy fires hands! Sammy climbs up on Darby but Darby fires hands in return! Darby shoves Sammy, Sammy goes up the steps and JUMP SOBATS! Sammy says #AndNew AEW World Champion! Sammy soaks up more heat, then he drags Darby up.

Sammy puts Darby in the ring, drags him up, then KNEES him low! Sammy grins, suplexes, and that’s just Uno Amigo! That means “One Friend.” Sammy hits Dos Amigos! Then THREE AMIGOS! Cover, TWO! Sammy is frustrated as Darby survives again. Sammy clamps on with a chinlock, not quite a bulldog choke, but Darby is still sputtering for air. The fans rally as hard as they can, and Darby rises up to fire body shots! Darby runs, but Sammy SUPERKICKS! Darby falls, Sammy covers, TWO!! Darby scrambles away but Sammy stalks him, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Sammy digs his boot into Darby’s face at the ropes, but the ref counts. Sammy stops, talks some trash, then stalks Darby to a corner. Sammy drags Darby up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Darby flounders out of the ring. Sammy pursues, drags Darby up, and he talks more trash on the fans. Sammy stands Darby up to ROCK him, then push him around. Sammy drags Darby up and THROWS him into railing! Sammy talks more trash, then walks around commentary so he can take a headset and tell everyone what he’s doing as he does it! He stomps Darby, taunts him, then has to go follow Darby around the way.

Sammy follows Darby into the ring, stands him up, but Darby fires hands! Sammy KNEES low, KNEES again and again, then ROCKS Darby! Darby falls over, but Sammy CHOKES Darby on the ropes! The ref counts, Sammy stops, and Darby coughs and sputters again. Sammy has the legs, he puts Darby under the ring, CATAPULT GUILLOTINE! Darby writhes and coughs again, but Sammy steps out to the apron. Sammy looms over Darby, drags him up by his chain, and Collision returns to single picture. Darby fights the suplex, then blocks a kick to FLIP Sammy! Sammy lands on his feet, but Darby SHOTGUNS Sammy down!

The fans fire up as Darby rises again! Darby has his second wind and he builds speed to DIVE! Into a CUTTER on the floor! Sammy puts Darby back in, Sammy springboards in, but into a REAR NAKED CHOKE!! Darby catches Sammy now and the fans fire up! Sammy flails, reaches out, but Darby pushes him down with his body weight! Sammy still endures, crawls forward, and reaches the ROPEBREAK! Darby lets go and the fans rally up again. Fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this has to end somehow. Darby sees Sammy on the apron, and he goes to the corner! Darby climbs, but Sammy rolls to the far side.

Darby hops down, waits on Sammy to stand, and he runs up, but into an eye poke! Sammy hoe up, and he APRON DOUBLE STOMPS Darby down! Cover, TWO!! Sammy is frustrated but he drags Darby up to the top rope. Sammy climbs up to join Darby, but Darby fights the suplex! They trade body shots, and Darby SHOVES Sammy! Sammy backflips through! Sammy is right back up top, SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Sammy crawls to the cover, TWO! Sammy clutches his knee and grits his teeth. Sammy brings the kneepad down to release some pressure, then stands up. The fans rally as Sammy hobbles over to Darby, but Darby JAWBREAKERS!

Sammy staggers, Darby runs up and fires forearms! The fans fire up as Darby roars and runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Darby wobbles, Sammy runs, but Darby blows past! Springboard and COFFIN SPLASH! The fans fire up again as Darby fires fast hands, RAMS low, then hops on, CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Sammy survives and Darby is stunned! The fans rally up as Darby has Sammy in the dragon sleeper! But Sammy fires knees, snapmares free, only for Darby to ELBOW him away! Darby climbs, but Sammy SUPERKICKS the legs! Torture rack and GO TO HOSPITAL! Darby staggers around, but Sammy torture racks again! GO TO HOSPITAL!!

Darby flops down and Sammy goes to the corner! Sammy goes up top, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO?!?! Sammy has no words, English or Spanish, but Darby flops out of the ring. Sammy goes out after Darby, and he brings out the other table! The fans rally as Sammy brings it over to set up by ringside. Sammy makes sure it is angled just right before he puts Darby on it. The fans boo, but then Sammy goes to the corner! Sammy climbs, reminds us again that he’s loco, and Sammy SUPER 630s only through the table!! Darby avoids disaster, then he puts Sammy back in! COFFIN DROP!!! Cover, DARBY WINS!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (still AEW World Champion)

As if his reign wasn’t wild and reckless before, Darby just doubled down with Sammy here tonight! And yet, he’s now set for a showdown with Speedball in Portland! Will no one and nothing stop Darby Allin from doing this again and again? Or is he about to write a check his body can’t cash?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision that not only fed Double or Nothing but did a great job following up ROH Supercard of Honor, assuring fans that ROH does matter after all, despite the lack of building contenders and therefore new champions. I mean, Athena is STILL champion, even when Survival of the Fittest was the best way to dethrone her while protecting her. But good interaction from Athena and Mina ahead of their Owen Hart Cup match, and if Athena is going to still be champion even now, she might as well just be a finalist already. On the other end, it’d be great if Willow also got to the finals to potentially be a two-time Queen of Harts.

Speaking of Willow, great promo with Conglomeration, great match with Red Velvet, but with Velvet still the ROH Women’s World TV Champion, it makes sense that Willow retains her title. Great Six Man Tag from Conglomeration VS Shane Taylor Promotions, and The Conglomeration’s win helps them build momentum towards all their stories. Very good promo from Kyle, very good promo from Death Riders, and I feel like Kyle should at least last the 20 minute time limit to earn his title match with Moxley for Double or Nothing. Meanwhile, Cassidy & Roddy are NOT winning against FTR, FTR has to settle things with Cope & Christian first.

Ciampa going after Briscoe, that whole brawl, and then Briscoe upping the ante for Dynamite, that No Disqualification match is going to be awesome. Very good tag match of Joe & Bowens VS Lethal & Lee, with a good win for The Opps. Very good promo from Joe & Bowens after, and a very good promo from Ospreay, too. Joe VS Ospreay could be a show stealer, but I would think Ospreay wins so that his story with The Death Riders can be part of the Owen Cup. TayJay being back together is great, and I can see them going right at Divine Dominion and easily lasting the five minutes to then earn their title match later on.

Great Six Man Tag of Davis & Dogs VS Rascalz, but with Stadium Stampede looming, naturally Davis & Dogs won to bring momentum for their team. I’d expect The Demand to have their own tune-up for the three-hour super show go-home next week, but they might’ve announced that tonight if that were the case. Very good promo from Lio Rush to further this Jekyll & Hyde/Smeagle & Gollum type of gimmick for him. For those who didn’t watch Supercard (or haven’t read my article on it), Action Andretti turned on Lio Rush and partially blamed Lio’s new dark side for it. RIP CRU, we hardly knew you, but Action VS this Lio is going to be great stuff between AEW and ROH programming.

And of course, another insane instant classic from Darby Allin as he and Sammy use No Count Outs to get hardcore. Good bit of selling from Darby to tease his body giving out on him, but naturally he wins out. They might do a similar spot during his match against Speedball on Wednesday to make it seem MJF has a chance of taking the title at Double or Nothing.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Der Ring General makes his move!

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So, Gunther, whaddya wanna talk about?

Gunther didn’t like the way things went last week on SmackDown, but will he still choose to join up so he can challenge Cody Rhodes for the WWE Championship?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Trick Williams w/ Lil Yachty VS The Miz w/ Kit Wilson; Trick wins.
  • Brie Bella & Paige VS Giulia & Kiana James; Brie & Paige win.
  • Carmelo Hayes VS Ricky Saints; Melo wins.
  • Damian Priest VS Tama Tonga; Priest wins.
  • Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS B-Fab & Mia Yim w/ Jade Cargill; Charlotte & Alexa win, by disqualification.
  • Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Match: GUNTHER VS Royce Keys; Gunther wins and will challenge for the title at Clash In Italy.

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Trick Williams is here!

The University of South Carolina fires up and chants for “WHOOP DAT TRICK!” as their hero has returned home! The WWE United States Champion has Lil Yachty and Cocky the Gamecock with him as he goes to the ring. Trick gets the mic, has them cut his music, and says straight outta South Cac and doesn’t know how to act, Trick Willy has come back to Columbia, South Carolina! Representing WJ Keenan High, and the University of South Carolina, he grew up right here on these streets. He remembers driving up Trick Notch Road, cutting right to his favorite restaurant, Kiki’s Chicken ‘n’ Waffles, and he’d get the special sauce! The sauce so good, you gotta eat while standing up!

And ol’ Trick would get the wings, and he’s a big man, 6’5″, 250 pounds, the sauce would drip down past his three chains, his eight abs, and onto his two… lemon pepper steppers! Trick continues by saying playing for the Gamecocks, he had a lot of good days, some not so good days, but his family’s here. And Mama told him, “Boy, you are a king created by God Almighty. Never forget who you are or whose you are, don’t ever let ’em break you!” So from WWE to Kiki’s Chicken ‘n’ Waffles, to Mama, look at the star you’ve created! But then THE MIZ makes his entrance! He is accompanied by Kit Wilson, and the fans boo.

The Miz tells everyone, “Oh my gosh, it’s a homecoming! You even brought out Cocky the mascot! Last week was the Gingerbread Man! Trick, your whole career is starting to look like rejected mascots for my daughter’s birthday party! Is this WWE or Sesame Street? What’s next? Is Big Bird gonna come out? And people say they have trouble taking ME seriously.” Yachty says this is Miz’s problem, coming out here to disrespect Trick Williams in his homecoming to his hometown of Columbia, SC, in front of Trick’s friends and family! Y’all got some nerve! That’s why you got beat up by the Minihausens, and why you’re cursed.

Miz says he is NOT cursed! The fans chant “You Are Cursed!” “Whoop Dat Trick!” Yachty says Miz sounds cursed. Kit shouts, “WAKE UP! WAKE UP! You clearly aren’t understanding what the master is saying, so maybe I will speak to you in a language you can understand: SLAM POETRY!” The fans boo again, but Kit has his notebook out. “Kit Willy” says they wouldn’t last a day on the streets where he grew up. Kit from Buckinghamshire England is gonna lyrically mess you up! “Trick ‘n’ Yachty, you’re two obnoxious folk. That’s two egos The Miz will never stroke. This town is filled with bros and nasty jocks, only to be united by the love of their toxic Gamecocks!”

The fans boo but Yachty says he wants to try that. The fans cheer Yachty on, Trick says hit ’em with it! Yachty says on their tombstone, it’ll read Kit Wilson: Better Known for Assisting The Miz. They already completed this biz, they don’t even know who Kit is, but Kit’s tan got him yellow, like the road to The Wiz. Y’all ain’t handsome as we is, which is why they’re sick. It’d be a shame we show Columbia how to Whoop Dat Trick. Yachty is a diamond platinum artist, he done it all. Oh, they’re made Trick came out with Cocky, cuz Miz has lil’ tiny balls! The fans cheer that! Kit says no, they’re MASSIVE! The fans disagree.

Miz puts his hand up and asks if they know what that means! When his hand goes up, your mouths go shut! He is so sick of this! They’re not bringing Tiny Balls back, there is no curse, and Miz wants to get out of this dumpster fire of a city with their stupid chicken! If Miz lived here, he’d volunteer to move to Tennessee! The fans boo, but Miz says get a referee out here right here, right now, cuz Miz is gonna whoop Trick’s ass in front of his mama! Kit says he’s- TRICK SLAP on Kit! HAYMAKER on Kit! Then Trick ‘n’ Yachty DUMP Kit out! Trick LARIATS Miz up and out! Columbia is thunderous, but will Trick still give Miz the fight he wants?

Trick Williams w/ Lil Yachty VS The Miz w/ Kit Wilson!

SmackDown returns and while non-title, Trick and Miz are indeed having their fight. The bell rings, the two tie up, and Trick powers Miz back with his height as leverage. Miz pulls hair to turn things around, but the ref reprimands and counts. Miz lets off to shove Trick, but Trick SHOVES Miz down! The fans cheer, Miz swings, but Trick dodges to CHOP! Miz headlocks, Trick powers up and out, then Trick hurdles, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up with Trick while Miz flounders to the apron. Trick storms over, brings Miz up, but Miz HOTSHOTS back! The fans boo but Miz hurries up to the apron.

Miz climbs up the corner, soaks up that heat, but then the chant of “TINY BALLS!” throws Miz off. Miz leaps, but into a BODY SHOT! Trick fi res haymakers and an UPPERCUT! Trick whips, Miz reverses, then Miz kitchen sink knees! Miz hits a basement BOOT, then he rips off his shirt to show off his own abs. Miz CHOKES Trick on ropes, backs off as the ref counts, but then Miz runs to STRADDLE ATTACK! The fans boo but Miz mocks the Williams family. Miz goes back to Trick to stomp away, but the fans still mock his “TINY BALLS! TINY BALLS!” Miz frowns, runs, but Trick avoids the kick! Trick gets up, JUMP NECKBREAKER!

The fans fire up again as Trick has Miz in the corner. Trick fires haymakers, then winds up to TRICK SLAP! Miz sits down, the fans cheer the mudhole, but Trick stops as the ref counts. Miz staggers to his feet, takes a swing, but Trick ducks it to back suplex. Miz lands out, FIN- NO, Trick arm-drags free! Miz bails out before a Trick Shot can land! Trick hurries after Miz, they cat ‘n’ mouse around the outside, but Trick avoids the dropkick! Trick UPPERCUTS Miz, THROWS him into barriers, then THROWS him into more barriers! Trick puts Miz back in the ring, but Kit UPPERCUTS Trick behind the ref’s back!

The fans boo as Kit hurries away. Yachty warns Kit but Kit flexes and swivels at him. Yachty is upset but Miz WERCKS Trick with a dropkick after all! Miz taunts Yachty, knowing he can’t do anything, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Yachty says yeah, okay, Miz, real tough. Yachty leaves Miz alone, Miz THROWS Trick into barriers! The fans boo and give thumbs down but Miz just drags Trick to his feet. Miz puts Trick against barriers, right in front of Mama & Papa! Miz talks trash, then winds up, but Trick dodges! Trick CHOPS away on Miz right in front of the family! The family cheers Trick on, then he THROWS Miz into the LED apron! Trick then pushes Miz into the ring, stalks him to a corner, and CHOSP! Trick whips corner to corner, Miz stops short, and Miz BOOTS Trick in return! Miz smooths his hair and dusts himself off before he goes back to Trick.

Miz looms over Trick, taunts Mama, and even blows a kiss before he runs. BASEMENT BOOT! Miz then says he has MASSIVE balls, but Yachty don’t believe that. Miz drags Trick up, brings him in, and suplexes, only for Trick to block! Trick fights the lift, then he suplexes Miz up and over! The fans cheer while both men are down! Miz and Trick stir while Yachty and Kit coach each of them up. The fans rally, both men sit up, and Trick fires a haymaker! Miz fires back, SmackDown returns to single picture, and the shots keep going! Miz rebounds to ROCK Trick! Trick rebounds to UPPERCUT Miz! Trick fires haymakers and an UPPERCUT!

The fans fire up as Miz staggers, into the LEG LARIAT! And LEG LARIAT! Then a scoop and SLAM! Trick stands tall, has the wristlock, and the fans cheer as Trick lets his hair down! Cartwheel and ripcord, into the BOOKEND! Cover, TWO! Miz survives and Trick is surprised. The fans rally for Trick and he drags Miz up. Miz throat chops back! The fans boo but Trick returns, only to be sent into buckles! But Trick drops down to victory roll! TWO, then Miz kicks legs out! BASEMENT DDT! Cover, TWO! Trick survives and Miz is stunned! The fans rally up, but Miz waits on Trick. Trick sits up, into “It Kicks!”

The fans taunt Miz with “Tiny, Tiny Balls~!” but Miz scowls. Miz winds up, but Trick ducks the buzzsaw to roll Miz up, TWO! Miz runs up, into a FLAPJACK! Trick kips up and the fans fire up again! Trick is feeling it, and he aims from the corner. But Kit trips Trick up! Miz O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Trick has it, TWO! Miz catches Trick to the FINALE!! Cover, TWO?!? Miz can’t believe it as Trick survives his best shot! Kit protests on the apron, but this lets Miz sneak out and go looking under the ring. The fans boo but Miz has a kendo stick! Miz sneaks into the ring with it, but Yachty snatches it from Miz! The fans cheer but Kit rushes over!

Kit runs up on Yachty, but Yachty SMACKS Kit! And TOSSES him over the desk! Miz is furious, but here comes Trick! Miz dodges, but the TRICK SHOT finds him on return! Cover, Trick wins!

Winner: Trick Williams, by pinfall

Now South Carolina has another reason to celebrate with Trick! The champ wins in front of his family and friends here in Columbia,

 

Backstage interview with Carmelo Hayes.

Cathy Kelley is with H1M, saying his in-ring return will be against Ricky Saints. How is Melo feeling? Melo says he’s been gone for a month, but he’s seen SmackDown. Guys like Sami Zayn and Trick Williams are making a mockery of that US Championship, the title that Melo took so much pride putting in the work and building up the prestige. He is listening to the people, they want Melo, so you got Melo. When he shoots, he don’t miss, and he’s aiming for that US Championship, let’s talk about it. But then Ricky Saints steps in and says let’s talk about how Saints didn’t even get a proper welcome from Melo.

Melo asks what Ricky needs a hello for. Melo isn’t running for president, he just wants that title back. Saints says well, the thing is, since Melo was gone on vacay, the world’s different. There are new tenants in the building. Oh, are there? Well, when it comes to the ring, Melo is the landlord, and rent is due! Saints tells Melo to ask Aldis about him, ask Cody Rhodes about him. Melo says he’s looking at Saints and sees exactly what he is. Melo will say something: this place has a funny way of humbling people just like Saints, and even like Melo. It may not happen tonight, but it will happen one day, and that is absolute.

Oh, Melo is going to humble Ricky? Ricky doesn’t need advice. Melo needs a lesson! And the best teacher is right in front of H1M! Saints heads out, and Melo says it’s like looking in a dirty mirror. Melo is ready to get back in that ring, but will he get back to his winning ways?

 

Nick Aldis talks with Rey Fenix.

The SmackDown General Manager is very proud seeing The Immortal Firebird tear it up in Mexico with AAA. Fenix says he promises he has eyes on something big. Then Aldis looks forward to it. Fenix steps out, but Sami steps in. And Sami says he knows he lost at Backlash, and he is ashamed of himself. He did things very out of character, very underhanded, and the pressure of everyone treating him different got to him. But this is a wake up call, where Sami needs to go back to who he really is. So he is just asking for another rematch for the US Championship so he can do it the right way this time.

Aldis says he appreciates all that, but the thing is, Sami just had his rematch. So what comes next is Sami earning it. E-Earn it? Oh, so everything he’s done isn’t enough? They can go the past couple of weeks, months, or how about even YEARS?! Or is everyone so quick to forget?! Y’know who doesn’t forget? The Ride or Die Sami fans! Sami just wants to redeem himself for their sake. Aldis says no one has forgotten, certainly not him. We all know how good Sami is in the ring. But the thing is, Sami is clearly dealing with stuff, so he needs to go deal with it. Right now, all Aldis is getting from Sami is entitlement.

E-Entitlement?! Sami is about to go off, Fenix tells him to tranquilo. What’s going on with Sami? Sami says nothing! He’s the same guy he’s always been! It’s everyone else around here! Fenix asks what, how? Fenix barely recognizes Sami. Fenix storms off now, Sami grows frustrated, but there’s no water bottles to smack. Does Aldis have a point? Does Sami have to work on himself before he can get back to the gold?

 

Brie Bella & Paige VS Giulia & Kiana James!

The WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions know the rosters of both brands are after them, and Cathy Kelley interviews them at gorilla position about it. How do they feel knowing that the target on their backs just keeps getting bigger? Brie says they love it, but yes, it feels like you’re in a shark tank and everyone wants a piece of you. Fatal Influence, even Giulia & Kiana up next. This coming Monday, they defend the titles against Judgment Day. Paige says it has taken them years to get these bad boys, and they refuse to give them up so easily. But in step Irresistible Forces. Nia Jax says they’re rooting for the champs.

Paige & Brie doubt that, but Lash Legend says of course they want Paige & Brie to win. Same for Monday, too. Because then, Saturday Night’s Main Event, the Irresistible Forces get their rematch for the titles Paige & Brie stole. They don’t wanna beat anyone but these two and take back what is theirs. And also- The music interrupts, Brie says sorry, but there’s someone they have to beat. Brie & Paige head to the ring, will SmackDown be all about #ScreamMode?

The teams sort out and Brie starts against #MissManagement. The bell rings, the two circle, and the two tie up. Kiana SHOVES Brie down, then taunts her. Brie brushes that off, resets with Kiana, and they tie up. Kiana KNEES low, then whips Brie to the corner. Brie goes up, under, then BODY BLOWS! Brie clinches to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Brie brings Kiana over, tags Paige, and the fans cheer as the champs double whip. Brie whips Paige in, but Kiana ELBOWS her away! Kiana goes up and over but Paige mule kicks Kiana, then Brie BULLDOGS! Paige KNEES Kiana down, then covers, TWO! Kiana toughs it out but Paige stays on her.

Kiana throat chops Paige, tag to the Beautiful Madness! Giulia suplexes, Paige fights free, but Giulia kicks and kicks and fires hands in the corner! The ref counts, Giulia backs off, but then Giulia jukes the ref to ROCK Paige! Giulia reels Paige in, snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Paige toughs it out but Giulia stays on her. Giulia whips, Paige ducks ‘n’ dodges, then she slips around to mule kick! Paige snapmares Giulia, runs again, and basement DROPKICKS! The fans cheer and Paige fires up, ‘This is MY house!” Paige storms over to Giulia, goes to the apron, and brings her through ropes to KNEE again and again and again!

Paige glares at Kiana, shoves Giulia in, but Kiana then YANKS Paige down! The fans boo but Giulia hurries to POST Paige! Giulia & Kiana are on the same page beating up on Paige, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns as Giulia hoists Paige up top. Giulia then positions Paige just right, SMACKS her, then climbs up after her. Paige fires body shots in return, then HEADBUTTS! Paige SMACKS Giulia off buckles, then goes up, up, and SUPER SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMBS! Both women are down and the fans fire up again! Paige and Giulia crawl, reach out, hot tag to Kiana! But then Paige dodges, hot tag to Brie! Brie goes up, up, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Kiana flounders, Giulia is back, but Brie dodges to KNEE low! Brie fires KNEE after KNEE, then sits Giulia down. “BRIE MODE~!” KNEE for Kiana! KNEE for Giulia!

Brie hits another KNEE on Kiana, then the fans join in on “YES! YES! YES!” Brie fires off Yes Kicks back and forth between her opponents! But Kiana ducks the buzzsaw! Kiana fireman’s carries, Brie slips free to kick and BELLA BUSTER! Cover, Giulia breaks it! Brie TOSSES Giulia out for it, then ROCKS Kiana! And ROCKS her again! Brie whips, Kiana KICKS back, Giulia tags in! Brie dodges Kiana, ROCKS Giulia, but the CODE BREAKER leads to the NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB!! Cover, Paige breaks it! Kiana kicks and TOSSES Paige, then tags back in. Giulia & Kiana drag Brie up, bring her around, but Paige is back already!

Kiana dodges, but that lets Paige TACKLE Giulia out of the ring! And Brie rolls up Kiana! TWO, and Kiana SUPERKICKS Brie! Then STANDING MOONSAULT but onto knees! Brie turns thigs back around, CRAVAT SMASH and Paige is in! RAMPAIGE DDT!! Cover, Paige & Brie win!

Winners: Brie Bella & Paige, by pinfall

Giulia & Kiana came in with a game plan, but the champs pull through! But will Paige & Brie still be champions after Monday Night Raw? Or will Raquel Rodriguez & Roxanne Perez bring these belts back to Judgment Day?

 

Backstage interview with Tiffany Stratton.

Cathy is now with the Women’s United States Champion and says there are an abundance of alliances in the women’s division today. As a singles competitor, where does Tiff see herself fitting into it? Tiff says if she had to guess, she’d be like, “What is-” Wait, Giulia and Kiana shouting kinda distracts her. Well, if those are the kinds of teams Tiff has to go up against, she’ll be just fine. Unlike them, Tiff is just fine on her own. If they wanna play the numbers game, then- Now Chelsea Green steps in. The Hot Mess says she’s been looking for Tiff. And Tiff says yeah, just the person she was looking for, too. Because Tiff was just saying she doesn’t like being partnered up.

Oh, Tiff is talking about Giulia & Kiana, right? Chelsea says yeah, that is so embarrassing. But they’ve been bickering ever since Tiff, the second greatest Women’s US Champion, beat both of them. Tiff says yes, but sometimes some people just aren’t meant to be in a team. And some are just oblivious to that fact. Chelsea says Tiff is so right. That’d never be them! Right, because they’re not meant to be a team. Tiff leaves, Chelsea processes, and Chelsea says that’s just so them. She’s so funny… Chelsea does her best to brush that off, but will she have to accept Tiffy has no time for team-ups?

 

Cody Rhodes is here!

Columbia sings along with Kingdom as The American Nightmare makes his entrance, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, he has the Undisputed WWE Championship with him, but also a contract folder. Three guesses as to what it’s for. Cody gets his second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro, but he’s busy getting himself some armchairs and a table! The fans cheer as Cody is willing to put in the work to set up his own contract signing! Cody puts the chairs in place, then sets the contract and belt on the table! The fans cheer, and Cody grabs a mic. “Columbia, South Carolina! Whaddya wanna talk about?

“I have all of the formal ingredients for a contract signing! That’s what we got here: a contract for Gunther to come to SmackDown; a contract for a WWE Championship match at Clash in Italy; and that’s what we’re gonna do, folks, right here, right now!” The fans cheer that, and here comes Gunther! Gunther tells Cody, “Do you know how much time and work it took to set up that deal? Do you know how much strategic planning, how much foresight, how much negotiation went into all of this? I mean, we’re talking the roster transfer of the best wrestler in the WWE! And still, and still, you find a way to make it all about yourself. Just like a typical American!”

The fans boo Gunther, but he says he shouldn’t be surprised. He sees it on Cody’s neck every week! When the attention is not on Cody, Cody cries, complains, and finds a way to make it about himself. But not with Gunther! This is Gunther’s deal, this is his title match, and that will be HIS title. So, golden boy, all Gunther needs Cody to do is be professional, address him nicely, and don’t forget to say, “Please.” It’s very simple. Cody repeats back, “Simple? Simple.” Let’s not forget that Gunther is the one who got the drop on Cody, who got Heyman to do him this favor to get the title shot he didn’t even earn, and then Gunther wouldn’t sign in Jacksonville!

And now, Gunther’s basically saying he’s not signing here in Columbia, either! And yes, Cody is the one with a US flag tattoo on his neck, but GUNTHER is the one who is making this weird. So here’s the thing, Cody is making it simple: This is the contract here, in this ring, and he has to come in here to sign it. If Gunther wants Cody to say please, then PLEASE, come to the ring, sign the contract, so that he’s guaranteed to get his ass kicked in Italy! The fans cheer that! Gunther says okay, Cody. He noticed the “please” but Cody didn’t mean it. So Gunther will help Cody rephrase this: Please, Mr. Gunther- WAIT, Royce Keys is here?!

The fans cheer as The Powerhouse steps out on stage, then smirks as he looks at Gunther. “If you won’t sign it, I will!” Royce pushes Gunther aside, goes to the ring, and he looks at the contract. Cody nods and says okay, fair enough. Skip the SmackDown contract, go to the title match. But then Gunther storms in and snatches the pen! Gunther argues with Royce, Royce takes the pen back, but Gunther takes it back again! Royce and Gunther get forehead to forehead and Royce dares Gunther to sign it then! Royce SHOVES Gunther, and Aldis says whoa, this is quite the situation developing here.

But Gunther is right, this whole process was very simple. That is a contract for the title shot at Clash in Italy. It’s supposed to have Gunther’s name on it. But Gunther has yet to sign it, so as far as Aldis is concerned, Gunther’s overplayed his hand and now the shot is up for grabs! So here’s what we’ll do: tonight, Gunther VS Royce Keys, and the winner gets to sign on the dotted line to face Cody for the title! The fans fire up for that! Gunther is furious but this is on him. Cody tells Royce he is proud of him, they’re good friends. But Cody will tell Royce like he is telling Gunther, Cody is easy to find, hard to beat. Royce stares Cody down, but will they meet in Turin, Italy?

 

MFT watches this from backstage.

Solo Sikoa did not expect that. But listen, the tag titles can wait. They understand the assignment? Tama, do you understand the assignment? Tama nods and Solo says good. R-Truth isn’t cleared to compete tonight, but Priest is still waling. Tama is gonna take him out tonight. And Talla, let’s go talk with Royce. Talla follows Solo as he steps out, and in steps Shinsuke Nakamura. He tells Tama that Nakamura knows Tama’s decision. But then Talla CLOBBERS Nakamura! Talla THROWS Nakamura into road cases, and he says he warned Nakamura! CHOKE SLAM down through a table! Refs and producers rush in, but the damage is done.

Talla leaves Nakamura behind. Did he just take the King of Strong Style off the board? Or will this only bring the wrath of Strong Style down on his head?

 

Gunther argues with Aldis backstage.

Aldis points out that they had a deal, Gunther didn’t go along with it! He’s the one being unprofessional and going back on his word. That much of Heyman must’ve rubbed off on Gunther, but here’s what he forgot to tell Gunther: Don’t play games with Aldis! As far as Aldis is concerned, Gunther now has to earn his shot! Gunther says Aldis should be thankful he’s even here! Gunther is furious, but he should be blaming himself. Will he now lose his golden opportunity? Or can he topple the Powerhouse before it’s too late?

 

Carmelo Hayes VS Ricky Saints!

The chase for the US Championship is on, and Melo wants to prove this division is still about workhorses, not show horses! But will he have to show Saints that directly? Or will this be an Absolute victory in Columbia?

The bell rings and Saints fires off on Melo in a corner! Saints CHOPS, then he CHOPS again. Melo pushes Saints, Saints kicks low and CLUBS him! Saints whips, Melo reverses, then drops down to hurdle over. Melo arm-drags Saints, but Saints arm-drags back! Saints avoids the arm-drag, but Melo dodges the dropkick! Melo misses a kick, but he ROCKS Saints to DROPKICK after all! The fans cheer, and Melo stalks Saints to a corner. Melo stands Saints up, CHOPS him, then CHOPS again! Melo brings Saints around, bumps him off buckles, then CHOPS again! The fans cheer but the ref counts, and Melo brings Saints around.

Melo whips, Saints reverses to kick low and CLUB Melo again. Saints wrenches Melo, goes up the corner, and gives a little Old School! The fans are torn, but Saints AX HANDLES Melo, then LARIATS him down! Saints strikes his pose, but he’s stinging from those chops. Saints stands Melo up to CHOP, then he whips Melo to ropes. melo stops himself, then DUMPS Saints out! Melo avoids a shot to then KICK! FADE AWAY JUMPER! Saints tumbles to the floor while the fans cheer Melo. Melo builds speed, FLIES, and down goes Saints! Melo almost overshot his target, but he high–fives fans as he stands up, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Melo grabs his own merch shirt shirt and brings it over to a young fan to give it to them personally. The fans applaud, and Melo CHOPS Saints. Melo puts Saints in the ring, stalks him to ropes, but the ref has Melo hold on. Melo is annoyed, he storms up anyway, but Saints FLAPJACKS Melo to HOTSHOT him off the ropes! Saints then drags Melo up, drags him out of the ring, and scoops to SNAKE EYES off the apron! Saints puts Melo back in, then puts him along the apron for a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP! Saints then taunts the fan Melo gave the shirt to! Saints hurries to get Melo up, but Melo CHOPS him away!

Melo runs up, but Saints BOOTS Melo down! Cover, TWO! Saints is frustrated but he drags Melo up and around. Saints reels Melo in to snap suplex! Saints smooths his hair while he smiles, then he pushes Melo to a cover, TWO! Melo is tougher than that but Saints stalks him to a corner. Saints stands Melo up, whips him corner to corner, then runs up, but into an ELBOW! Melo reels Saints in and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Saints toughs it out, but Melo brings him up to whip. Saints ducks ‘n’ dodges to LARIAT in return! Cover, TWO! Saints is annoyed but he keeps close. Saints brings Melo up, kicks low, then puts Melo in a corner.

Saints fires off haymakers and body shots, but the ref counts. Saints hoists Melo up top, climbs up after him, but Melo CHOPS! Saints ROCKS Melo, Melo ROCKS Saints, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Saints climbs, goes to the very top, but Melo uses that for the SUPER GOURD BUSTER! The fans fire up as Melo then adjusts, aims, and FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Saints survives as Melo hits an almost five-star one of those, but the fans rally up again. Saints goes to a corner, Melo to the other. Melo runs up, FIRST- NO, Saints stops that and ROCKS Melo with a forearm! Then NORTHERN LIGHTS DRIVER! Cover, TWO!!

The fans rally as Melo survives, but Saints clamps onto a chinlock. We get a picture in picture with Pressure: The Untold True Story of D-Day. Saints squeezes Melo tight, enduring the pressure Saints is putting on, and we return to single picture. Saints shifts to have a top wristlock included. Melo still endures, fights up, and the fans cheer as he arm-drags free! SUPERKICK! Melo then SUPERKICKS again! Saints rebounds, Melo fakes him out, and Melo KICKS, to then SUPERKICK after all! The fans cheer Melo on and he takes a bow. Melo waits on Saints, runs up to whip, but Saints reverse. Melo springboards to FLYING LARIAT!

The fans fire up with Melo and he goes to another corner. Saints rises, Melo runs up, DIRTY DIANA! Cover, TWO! Saints survives the facebuster but Melo keeps his cool. Melo rises, Saints staggers, and Melo reels Saints in. Melo suplexes but Saints blocks! Saints fires body shots, suplexes, but Melo cradle counters! They roll, roll, TWO! Saints blocks a kick to BOOT Melo, then whip and scoop, POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Saints shouts in frustration as Melo survives! Saints slaps Melo around, then stomps him. Saints drags Melo up, reels him in, and REVOLUTION- NO, Melo denies the DDT, FIRST 48!! Cover, TWO!!

Saints survives and Melo is beside himself! The fans rally harder and Melo forces himself to go up a corner. Melo wants that game winner, and NOTHING BUT- NO! Saints dodges! Saints runs up, gets Melo, REVOLUTION DDT!! Cover, TWO?!?! Saints is pissed but Melo is showing that championship toughness! Saints reels Melo in, Canadian Racks, but Melo fights it to a fireman’s carry! But Saints slips free, shoves, and then wrenches! Saints whips Melo hard into buckles, then rolls him up, FEET ON ROPES! The ref sees that in time and says NO! The fans boo Saints while he argues with the ref.

Melo rolls Saints up! Cover, AND FEET ON ROPES! Melo wins!!

Winner: Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall

Turnabout is fair play, and Melo snatches one from Saints the way Saints tried to snatch one on H1M! When and where will Melo get his shot at the US Championship?

 

R-Truth talks with Royce Keys.

Truth tells Royce that he knows he’s getting ready for the biggest match of his career, but Truth wants to thank Royce. And damn, he big. But thanks for helping out with MFT. They’re building a new clubhouse for the New Judgment Day, Royce can fill out an application and Truth will make sure to approve him. Clubhouse? Is Royce gonna be stealing boxes on his day off? Well, Royce will think about it. Royce heads out, Truth says yeah, think about it, dawg. Then Priest walks in and asks what that was about. Truth says Royce can join the Judgment Day 2000, dawg! Uh, Priest isn’t even gonna touch what Truth just said.

But what Priest wants to know is what’s up with Royce. As Priest sees it, Solo has MFT taking everybody out. They took Priest out, they took Truth out, and they even took out Shinsuke. But when Royce is around, he’s not touched. Now, Royce may have Truth’s trust, but not Priest’s. Priest just wants Truth to be careful. Truth says fair enough. And he apologizes for last week, because Priest was right; Truth goes out there, MFT used him to get to Priest. It won’t happen again. Well it won’t happen tonight, because Truth isn’t even medically cleared. Whatever happens happens, but at least Priest knows Truth will be safe.

Priest heads out, Truth says he loves Priest! Will the Archer of Infamy be able to shoot down The Good Bad Guy? Or will Solo’s Right Hand Man get the upper hand here tonight?

 

Danhausen walks the halls.

And the Very Nice, Very Evil Overlord pushes aside some light stands. He thought he told them to clean the place up. Oh, right, the Minihausens already took their PTO. A call comes in on the old timey phone, and he says yes, the experiment for Backlash was a resounding success. Hey, how’d you get this number? Never call here again! Bye. Wait, is the machine still active? Danhausen says yes, something bigger, better, larger! Danhausen’s life’s work! Wait, is Danhausen doing a Frankenstein!? Danhausen taps on his computer, some sparks fly, but that seems to be a good thing. Just what is he going to cook up next?

 

Damian Priest VS Tama Tonga!

The WWE Tag Team Champions have been fighting nonstop, and that continues here tonight. Will Priest get payback for what happened last week? Or will MFT make it clear they are still dangerous?

Speaking of dangerous, Tama attacks before Priest is ready! The fans boo and the bell rings as Tama fires off fists in the corner! The ref counts, Tama stops at 4, and he throws his shirt off, only for Priest to grab and THROW Tama! Priest fires off hands of his own, then takes his jacket off. Tama fires back with more hands, then whips, only for Priest to reverse and ELBOW Tama down! Priest hauls Tama up, wrenches and whips, but Tama KICKS back! Priest guzels Tama, Tama breaks free, but Priest ROCKS Tama! Tama rebounds, slides under and trips Priest to a cover, TWO! Priest JUMP ROUNDHOUSES and Tama’s down!

The fans rally as Priest stalks Tama to the ropes. Tama gets away to the outside, but Priest goes out the other side. Priest runs in around the way, but Tama leaps off the steel steps! Tama CLOBBERS Priest first, then soaks up the heat, while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns as Tama has Priest up top, only for Priest to throw body shots. Priest HEADBUTTS Tama, then he drops down to ROUNDHOUSE Tama! Priest steps inside, CLUBS Tama, then lifts Tama in the crucifix! But Tama spins around to have a SLEEPER! Priest stays up to RAM Tama into the corner! Priest throws Tama away, Tama comes back, but Priest ELBOWS him away. Tama ROCKS Priest, then blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW! VENENO DDT! Cover, TWO! Tama grows frustrated, but he pie faces Priest around. Tama talks trash, then SMACKS Priest! Priest is mad now and the fans fire up!

Tama swings, Priest counter punches! And counter punches again and again! Priest ROCKS and whips Tama, Tama reverses, but Priest RUNS Tama over! Priest kicks, Tama blocks, but Priest BELL CLAPS and ROUNDHOUSES! Then a clinch for the FLATLINER! The fans fire up while Priest runs up on Tama, ELBOW in the corner! Priest then suplexes for the BROKEN ARROW! Cover, TWO! Tama survives but Priest stays focused. Priest winds up the arm, the fans rally up, and Priest runs the ropes, but Tama bails out! The fans boo but Priest just goes back out the side. Priest runs in again, and this time, Priest POUNCES Tama onto the desk!

Tama takes a tumble and the fans fire up with Priest! Priest drags Tama up, brings him around, and puts him in the ring. Priest rallies the fans as he climbs the corner, but he gets wobbly! Tama hits the ropes and that makes Priest fall back! Tama then drags Priest up, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Priest survives the ace, but Tama still has cards to play. Tama underhooks Priest, lifts, but Priest fights that to lift Tama! Tama fights, sunset flips, but Priest grabs him by the neck! Priest drags Tama up, but Tama fires elbows! Priest comes back to LARIAT! The straps come down and the fans fire up! Guzel and SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, Priest wins!

Winner: Damian Priest, by pinfall

But then TALLA TONGA BOOTS PRIEST DOWN! The fans boo as MFT are sore losers1 Solo Sikoa prepares his thumb and Talla hauls Priest up! SAMOAN SPIKE!! The fans boo harder as MFT stands over Priest with no one there to save him. But will MFT regret trying to tear down #WepaUp?

 

Sami Zayn vents to someone.

Aldis calling Sami entitled, for simply asking for a rematch. As if everything Sami has done for this place isn’t enough. He swears, things are changing around here, it is not what it used to be. Y’know who feels it the most? Guys like us. Johnny Gargano is still depressed planking. Sami says remember when wrestling was a thing. When being great at this, giving your all, the fans would always be on your side! You were guaranteed to rise, because cream always rises to the top! Remember when that mattered? Candice LeRae stops Sami here. This is not working. If we’re talking entitled, Candice is entitled to a husband who doesn’t just lie around all day!

But whatever! Candice storms off, Sami says home must be a mess. But don’t listen to that. Don’t listen to the noise. Tune it out. You gotta remember who you are, and whatever you do, don’t let anyone take that from you. Ever! Sami leaves Gargano to his stupor, but then Gargano’s eyes look his way. Is what Sami said getting through to Johnny Wrestling?

 

Blake Monroe speaks.

“I’m not your hero, I’m The Glamour. The starlet on the marquee, the champagne soaked Cinderella of WWE. And to every woman in that locker room, you’ll see the difference between me and you.”

 

Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss VS B-Fab & Mia Yim w/ Jade Cargill!

Whether it’s the tag titles or THE title, The Queen & Lil’ Miss Bliss want to get back on top. However, the same can be said about The Storm and her Baddies. Will Fab & Michin remove the obstacles on their path so that they and Jade can take it all? Or will #Charlexa prove they’re more than ready for another opportunity?

But before the match, Jade grabs a mic and tells everyone to wrap it up. “Everybody acts so tough when Jade Cargill ain’t in the building. But when my music hits, everybody seems to get real quiet. You see, Rhea Ripley found that out last week. Pressure busts pipes. And at Clash in Italy, I bust champions, too. The WWE Women’s Championship is coming home with me.” The fans boo and Jade says she loves it. Y’all know why! Because Jade’s #That- WAIT, Charlotte’s entrance interrupts that catchphrase! The fans cheer as Charlotte is then joined by Alexa, and they have mics now. “They don’t wanna hear you talk, babe.” “Cuz this is Flair Country, right?” The fans cheer and “WOO~!”

So here’s the thing, they’ve been doing this dance for a few years now. And last week, Jade finally pissed Charlotte off. So let’s play. Oh, look! The back-up dancers! Where’s Rhea? Funny how someone can talk so loud yet get so quiet when they get pump-kicked in the face. Wow, funny stuff. Aren’t Jade’s back-up dancers supposed to be making Jade look good? What’s going on here? Ow, that was mean, Blisster. But seems they’re here to do Jade’s dirty work. And since they have a match, Charlotte knows Columbia is tired of hearing Jade talk. She knows Charlexa are tired of hearing her talk, and even Jade’s girls are tired of hearing her talk!

So maybe Jade should just take a seat and take some notes. WOO~! Jade says right, okay, well, let’s get the ref out here and let’s take some notes. And please, entertain Jade, because she’s the one getting bored. The match is finally set to begin, but who will win? We’ll see, after the break.

SmackDown returns as the bell rings, and Charlotte steps to Mia. They circle, feel things out, and the fans “WOO~!” Charlotte smiles, Mia frowns, but the two tie up. Charlotte waistlocks to SLAM Mia down. Mia fights up to the ROPEBREAK, and Charlotte lets go. Mia bails out, Fab is there to talk it out, but Charlotte gets the fans to “WOO~” again. Charlotte holds the ropes open for Mia but Mia refuses to accept. Charlotte backs away, Mia step sin, and they tie up again. Charlotte waistlocks for another SLAM! Charlotte ducks an elbow, back suplexes, but Mia lands out. Mia CHOP BLOCKS Charlotte, a very Flair move to do!

Mia takes aim and PELES Charlotte down! Mia bumps Charlotte off buckles, talks trash, then bumps her off buckles again. “That’s your queen?!” But then Charlotte bumps Mia off buckles! And CHOPS! Mia hits back but Charlotte GAMANGIRIS! Charlotte scoops but Mia slips free to THROW Charlotte down by her hair! Mia sits Charlotte up to ROCK her, SMACK her, then runs to RANA! Charlotte staggers up, Mia SPIN KICKS Charlotte down! Mia drags Charlotte up, runs the ropes, but Charlotte avoids the dropkick! Charlotte headscissors to THROW Mia around again and again! Charlotte then kips up and the fans fire up!

Mia scrambles away while Charlotte struts, then she tells Jade, “SUCK IT!” Fab tags in, Charlotte tags Bliss. The fans cheer as Alexa dodges Fab to drop toehold, then she SMACKs, ROCKS, KNEES, and SHOTGUNS Fab down! The fans cheer, Alexa KNEES Fab in the back and against the ropes! Alexa snapmares, then INSULT2- NO, Mia gets in the way! Fab dodges the senton to then LARIAT! Fab drags Alexa around, rains down fists, and she talks trash on the fans. Fab steps on Alexa, drags her around, and whips her to a corner. Alexa BOOTS in return, then goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES, but into Fab’s arms! Fab hits a SWINGING SLAM, then covers, TWO!

Alexa survives but Fab has a sinister smile, and Jade likes what she sees while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again as Mia DROPKICKS Alexa! Mia taunts Charlotte, then jukes the ref to sucker punch! Charlotte is furious but the ref stops her, letting The Baddies mug Alexa! But Alexa ELBOWS Fab, dodges Mia, and hurries to her feet. Alexa ELBOWS Mia away, but Mia hurries to grab a wristlock! Mia kicks low, scoops Alexa, but Alexa swings through to DDT! Both women are down and the fans fire up! Alexa and Mia crawl, hot tags to Fab and Charlotte! The fans fire up as Charlotte goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES Fab! The fans “WOO~” as the CHOPS fire off on Mia and Fab, back and forth!

Charlotte just CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, then she runs to LARIAT Fab down! The fans cheer Charlotte, she talks trash on Jade, and she scoops Fab for the EXPLODER! Then a kick to Mia, for an EXPLODER! Charlotte kips up, tells Jade to “SUCK IT!” again, then flexes as she steps on Fab. Charlotte goes up, up, but Jade distracts her! Fab YANKS Charlotte down! Fab BOOTS Charlotte to the corner, tags Mia, and Mia goes up! MISSILE DROPKICK! Mia hurries to drag Charlotte back over, tags Fab back in, and The Baddies DOUBLE BOOT! High stack, Bliss breaks it! The fans fire up as Bliss hurries away.

Jade is frustrated but Mia HOTSHOTS Charlotte behind there’fs back! B-Fab O’Conner Rolls, TWO! And Charlotte has th elegs! FIGURE FOUR, but she has to let go as Mia runs up! The elbow drop misses, and Charltote LARIATS Mia up and out! Fab waistlocks, Charltote switches, but Fab elbows free! Alexa tags in, Fab wrenches to HOOK KICK Charlotte! Fab whips, Charlotte goes up and out to BOOT Mia! BOOT for Fab, and Bliss is there! Mia YANKS Charlotte from the apron while Bliss hits TWISTED SISTER DDT! Cover, but Jade YANKS Alexa out, then DCKS her!

Winners: Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss, by disqualification

Jade didn’t want her team losing so she goes and hands Charlexa the win instead! Mia drags Charlotte up, but Charlotte CHUCKS Mia over the desk! And then she BOOTS Fab outta the ring! Now it’s just Queen and B1tch! Jade stands down, so Charlotte goes to check on Alexa. When and where will these two alpha females finally fight it out?

 

Fatal Influence watches this backstage.

Jacy Jayne, Fallon Henley & Lainey Reid are not exactly impressed, but Cathy Kelley steps in for a quick interview. Ever since these three arrived on SmackDown, they’ve made quite the impact. Did the rest of the locker room expect them to be this impactful this quickly? Fallon says in this business, you’re either predator or prey. And let’s be honest, they’re at the top of the food chain. Plus, all these so-called teams act like best friends, but The Influence knows that deep down, no one can stand each other. As for The Influence, it is the complete opposite. They’re a unit, loyalty is their currency. And soon enough, it will pay dividends when they’re draped in gold.

As for the rest of the locker room, take this as a warning: It is only a matter of time before you fall at their feet! The Influence heads out, will SmackDown soon be completely under their control?

 

Charlotte & Alexa regroup backstage.

Last week, Charlotte tolerated Rhea, and she is really working hard on being a team player. Where is Rhea this week? Alexa gets that, but they’re still outnumbered. Fatal Influence, Irresistible Forces, The Baddies. Charlotte says they’ve been outnumbered for like six months! Alexa says they need help. Charlotte thinks on how to put this. Does she look like an “I need help” kind of person? She doesn’t think so. Alexa says no, she isn’t, but they are outnumbered, and Rhea still owes them. Alexa has an idea, just trust her. Well, Alexa’s gotten Charlotte this far. The Queen follows Alexa’s lead, but just what is the plan?

 

Solo finds Royce preparing backstage.

Solo claps and says, “Aight. Aight. Yeah, big match tonight, huh? Big match tonight against Gunther. Now listen, I can help you beat Gunther. Hmm? I can help you become champion. How does that sound? I know you like that, right? But look, don’t listen to Jacob, okay? Listen to me, follow me. Me and you can be running SmackDown and taking over everything. Because I hate to see whatever happened to Shinsuke happen to you.” Royce puts down the resistance band and tells Solo that he’s got this, aight? Aight. But spoilers, Jacob said the same thing. Solo leaves, Royce scowls, but will Royce prove to everyone that he has the keys to success all on his own?

 

Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s Match: GUNTHER VS Royce Keys!

Der Ring General perhaps hypocritically accused The American Nightmare of making everything about himself, but his arrogance almost completely cost him his golden opportunity. Will Gunther now earn the match he wants with Cody Rhodes? Or will Royce take everything that he wants?

SmackDown returns Gunther waits in the ring. Gunther talks trash on Royce, even as Royce makes his entrance. The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Royce manages to power Gunther back. Gunther turns things around in the corner, the ref counts, and Gunther pie faces Royce. “Who you think you are, huh?!” Royce SHOVES Gunther down! Gunther bails out, the fans fire up, but the ref keeps Royce from going after Gunther. Royce dares Gunther to come back, but Gunther takes his time. They circle, but then Gunther bails out. The fans boo but Gunther seems to need another breather.

Royce waits on Gunther, the ring count climbs, but Gunther storms back inside. The two circle, then approach, but Gunther kicks Royce low. Gunther headlocks, Royce powers up and out, and the two RAM shoulders! Royce makes the pecs dance, but Gunther CHOPS! Gunther headlocks but Royce endures the grind. Royce powers up, powers out, and RAMS shoulders with Gunther again! Royce runs to RAM Gunther! Gunther rebounds to RAM Royce, but Royce rebounds to RUN Gunther over! The fans fire up as Royce storms up, but Gunther CHOPS! Royce shakes it off?! Gunther CHOPS again, and now Royce is getting mad!

Gunther CHOPS, but Royce grabs that arm! Royce fires forearms on Gunther, then JABS in the corner again and again! The ref counts, Royce whips corner to corner, but Gunther BOOTS back! Gunther runs, but Royce scoops him! The fans fire up for the OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! Cover, TWO! Gunther bails out, the fans boo, but Royce dares Gunther to come back again. Gunther has some blood in his teeth, has he finally met a man that makes him the underdog? Royce then goes out after Gunther, whips him into barriers, and Gunther falls in a heap! The fans fire up again as Royce storms over. Royce high-fives fans, then whips Gunther into more barriers!

Gunther sputters as Royce walks over to him. Royce refreshes the count, then drags Gunther up. Royce whips Gunther over the desk! The fans fire up again while Gunther sputters on the floor, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Royce drags Gunther up, shoves hm into barriers, then again refreshes the ring count. Royce whips Gunther, but Gunther reverses, and Royce hits steel steps hard! The ref hurries to check Royce while Gunther rolls into the ring. Royce is somehow able to continue, so the ring count starts again. Gunther staggers around while the count climbs, and Royce sits up at 5 of 10. Royce crawls at 7, drags himself up, and Gunther wants the count to go faster! Royce lunges in at 9.9! Gunther storms over to Royce, and KICKS his arm! Royce writhes, but Gunther drags him from the ropes. Gunther KNEE DROPS on the arm!

Royce writhes again, clutching the elbow, but Gunther paces. Royce fires a body shot, a haymaker, and repeat! Royce backs Gunther down, but Gunther wrenches the bad arm to CLUB it! Royce drops down, but Gunther clamps on a top wristlock! Gunther puts on the pressure, but Royce fights up, up, and scoops! But Gunther cranks on the bad arm! Royce still tries, but Gunther fights free of the scoop, to UPPERCUT the bad arm! Royce falls to his knees while Gunther soaks up the heat. Gunther paces around Royce, then stalks Royce to ropes. The ref has Gunther stay back, but then Gunther stomps Royce’s shoulder!

Gunther hauls Royce up, winds up, and short arm LARIATS! Royce stays on his feet, and as SmackDown returns to single picture, Gunther short arm LARIATS again! Royce is still up, Gunther tries again, but Royce dodges! Royce LARIATS Gunther down! The fans fire up for Royce while he and Gunther rise again. Gunther CHOPS and Royce falls! The fans boo but Gunther just soaks up that heat. Gunther paces around Royce, drags him up, and reels him in. Royce blocks the suplex! Royce tries to suplex, but Gunther blocks! Royce powers up, but Gunther wrenches out to CHOP! Gunther tries again, but Royce suplexes after all!

The fans fire up while both men are down again! Both men rise, and Royce fires shots with the good hand. Royce whips, Gunther reverses, and Gunther KNEES low! Gunther whips and KNEES again! Gunther then reels Royce in, and CHOPS him down! Cover, TWO! Royce toughs it out and Gunther scowls, but the fans rally again. Gunther TOSSES Royce out, then soaks up more heat. Royce crawls as the count climbs, but Gunther steps out to the apron. The ref reprimands but Gunther stomps Royce’s arm. The fans boo as Gunther taunts Royce. Royce stands, Gunther runs up, but Royce blocks the kick! And he YANKS Gunther from the apron!

Royce carries Gunther to the desk! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM on the desk! And again! And again! Then Royce hauls Gunther back into the ring! The fans rally up as Royce runs, but Gunther BOOTS him! Gunther runs, but Royce avoids the boot! Gunther is stuck on the rope, Royce SPLASHES! Royce whips corner to corner, Gunther comes back, LARIAT! Gunther hurries up a corner, but Royce meets him up there! SUPERPLEX! The fans fire up while both men are down! Royce crawls to a cover, TWO! Gunther survives and now Royce has some blood in his teeth. Royce drags himself up, the fans rally harder, and Royce storms his way over to Gunther.

Royce LARIATS but Gunther stays up. Royce LARIATS back and forth, front and back, but Gunther ducks one to SLEEPER!! Royce gasps, reaches out, but Gunther drags him down! Royce flails, reaches out, and the fans rally as hard as they can, but Gunther just squeezes tighter! Wait, SOLO is here? Solo coaches Royce to keep fighting, and it’s working! Royce has his second wind! Royce powers up to his feet, but Gunther CLUBS him and reels him in! But Royce BACKDROPS free! Gunther LARIATS, Royce LARIATSW, repeat! Then Royce dodges to LEAPING LARIAT! The fans fire up again and Royce fires those sandwiching LARIATS again!

Royce winds up to LARIAT, and down goes Gunther! Cover, TWO!! Gunther survives but Solo tells Royce to keep going. Royce SPLASHES Gunther, whips him corner to corner, then SPLASHES again! Royce scoops, but Gunther slips free! SLEEPER!! Royce is fading again, but Solo keeps shouting for him to fight! Solo gets the fans to cheer harder, that’s new… Royce fights up again, fires body shots, but Gunther CHOPS! And CHOPS! Royce rebounds to POUNCE Gunther, but into the ref!! Solo says now’s the time! Royce brings the straps down, but Solo sends a chair in! The fans boo, but Royce does think about it.

Royce CHUCKS the chair at Solo! But then Gunther CLUBS Royce! And he LARIATS! Then a GUNTHER BOMB!! Cover, Gunther wins!

Winner: Gunther, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the WWE Championship)

Solo tried to help Royce, but their, uh, difference of opinion, just cost Royce. Will Solo have to apologize profusely to the Powerhouse? Meanwhile, Gunther has the shot at Cody he wanted, and he tells Cody that there is nothing he can do about what’s coming for him in Italy! But while Gunther has tunnel vision with the camera, Cody slides in! CROSS RHODES!! The fans cheer the champ, and Cody “welcomes” Gunther to SmackDown! Will the American Nightmare survive the Austrian Anomaly when they Clash in Italy?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to pivot from Backlash and head for Clash In Italy. While it was pretty clear we were getting Cody VS Gunther, I really like how they made it official here. Cody making his own contract signing segment was great, and Royce getting involved was really good. There have been a handful of occasions where someone found an opening to hijack a contract signing, and then that main event match was awesome. I also liked how Solo was almost a Face here, supporting Royce in fighting Gunther. But because Solo is still Heel, he insisted on cheating to win, and that screwed Royce up.

Depending on how badly Truth is hurt, if he’s really hurt to begin with, I feel like we need a Six Man Tag of Priest, Royce, and Nakamura VS MFT, and that is the moment Tama breaks away from Solo. As such, that was a really good match from Priest VS Tama, good win for Priest, but of course MFT beats him up with Truth is unable to even go ringside, and Nakamura was already taken out by Talla beforehand. Meanwhile, it sounds like we’re getting more Six Woman Tags while sorting out contenders for Rhea’s title. Jade lets #Charlexa win just so she could do some damage, but clearly Rhea will help out again so settle things with The Baddies.

Very good promo from Brie & Paige with Nia & Lash before that very good tag match. Obviously Giulia and Kiana are falling apart at the seams, but it was also good stuff to have them cameo in Tiffany’s promo with Chelsea. Maybe teams wouldn’t need to break up and others form if TKO & WWE didn’t cut some legit talent that could’ve been in the tag division, but corporate greed can never be defeated. But if nothing else, Tiff will surely face Chelsea, Giulia, and Kiana for the US Championship, probably in a Fatal 4 Way of some kind.

Speaking of US Championships, great stuff for Trick in his homecoming. Miz & Kit stepping up was good stuff because it let Yachty show off his own skills, and then Trick gets a great win in front of his hometown crowd. Melo VS Saints was awesome, too, great win for Melo. A Trick VS Melo feud would be great stuff, but also feels like SummerSlam level stuff, so there need to be some feuds to hold them over until then, and if we get more of Trick VS Miz, more of Melo VS Saints, mixing and matching while getting others in the conversation, that’d be great stuff. Night of Champions could even be an opening for a Fatal 4 Way of their own.

And Sami continues to do great things with his anti-Face, anti-Heel character work. He tries to show his good side when asking nicely, but his bad side comes out pretty quickly after he doesn’t get his way. Him talking to Gargano is great, too, and it feels like they’re using this to snap Gargano out of his funk, too. And if this doesn’t lead back to the US title, I could see this work leading Sami to the top title in time for a SummerSlam match.

My Score: 8.8/10

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